'Screwdup Hearts'"Screwdup Hearts"'Screwdup Hearts'9 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
(a retarded poem)
p.s. don't read if you don't have a scense of humor.
Riku thinks he's very hot,
but Sora has a different thought.
All Namine does is draw in a book,
and Roxas doesen't know how to cook.
Hayner acts all big and bad,
but when he fights it's very sad.
Pence needs to go on a diet,
and Olette needs to shut her mouth and be quiet.
Tidus is always hitting air with a stick,
and Wakka is acting like a prick.
Selphie can't fight worth a crap,
and Riku keeps calling Sora a sap.
Roxas ruined Sora's barbeque ribs,
and Riku keeps calling Kairi for dibs.
Namine is singing the Titanic song,
and Rikus trying on a thong.
Roxas is eating everyone's lunch,
and Goofy just spilt the punch.
Donalds trying to learn how to fly,
and Riku's acting bi.
Leon is chasing Tidus with his gunblade,
and Cloud is making a suflae.
Yuffie is kicking Hayner's butt,
and Tifa is calling Aerith a slut.
Mickey and Minnie just showed up,
and Sephiroths drinking out of a sippie cup.