Mixedfan's Top 10 Worst Bart's A Bastard EpisodesAah Bart Simpson. What can you say about him?Mixedfan's Top 10 Worst Bart's A Bastard Episodes10 months ago in Sketches More Like This
Me? I’ve got nothing but hatred towards this repulsive, disgusting, evil, despicable, hateable dick-head of a character.
I’m dead serious, Bart Simpson is my most hated character in all of fiction. If I made a list of my most hated character in all of fiction, he would be number one without any second thoughts. I have never seen a character so despicable, unlikeable and overall hateable in all of my life. It disgusts me that the writers of The Simpsons actually think this is a good character to have as their protagonist, or heck, even a good character IN GENERAL. Only a sociopath, a bully, a rebellious little sod or a brain-dead chimpanzee would consider this a good character and the fact that Bart Simpson is not only one of the main characters of The Simpsons, but also a PROTAGONIST, it just makes the show even more unbearable than it actually is. The bad writing and the terrible comedy is bad enough but Bart…he’s t
The manny fetishes of Naruto(4):Kiba part 4(part 4. Will The mess backfire on Naruto?)The manny fetishes of Naruto(4):Kiba part 43 years ago in Settings More Like This
Kiba: The two Naruto's had finally recovered from their laughing fit and Kiba was looking less like a bid green blob and more like a green blob with a boy inside. It was .Naruto's turn next and he just had to trust that Naruto was going to keep it fair. Unfortunately he had known Naruto for a long time now and new that Naruto's 'fairness' will only last a few more rounds
Naruto "ok!" said PNaruto "it's CNaruto's turn next. First question" CNaruto prepared himself mentally as he looked over at Kiba. Being slimed looked like great fun but he was still beginning to get second thoughts. "who is the 5th hokage?"
"Lady tsunade" replied Naruto using her proper title instead of one of his old lady nicknames knowing that for the time he was playing 'fairly'
"correct! Next question! What are the hand signs for kakashi's chidori?"
"ooo I know this one... Ox-Rabbit-Monkey-Dragon-Rat-Bird-Ox-Snake-Dog-Tiger-Monkey!"
"Correct again! Last questi
The manny fetishes of Naruto(3):Kiba part 3(part 3 - game-show time!)The manny fetishes of Naruto(3):Kiba part 33 years ago in Settings More Like This
Kiba: when Kiba woke up the first thing he noticed was that he was no longer on the bed and the horrible stinky sock had finally been removed. He reached up to scratch his nose only to find that he couldn't! He was tied to a chair! Kibas arms where held to the arm rests with a big metal cuff that was bolted to the wood, further down a metal curved thingy when around his waist making sure he was forced to remain seated and his feet where cuffed to the legs of the chair. Not only that but there was a strange feeling material underneath his bare feet (Kiba is still just wearing his swim shorts and what Naruto has planed its the best thing for Kiba right now), it felt rough and ...ticklish! Kiba went to look down further only to discover that he was wearing a collar that attached him to the back of the chair forcing him to sit up strait and keep his head up. "How humiliating" Kiba thought. The next thing he noticed was that he was in some sort of plastic box that
The manny fetishes of Naruto(1):Kiba part 1Part 1The manny fetishes of Naruto(1):Kiba part 13 years ago in Settings More Like This
Naruto's clones held kiba down as others removed his sandles
"lets see how ticklish you are" said naruto. He traced his fingerup kibas soul causing him to giggle and squirm. Then naruto made another clone and they each attacked one foot each
"ahahahahahahahahahahaha sto haha p hahaha it hahahhaha. Pleas no hahaha not my feet HAHAHAHAH."
Then naruto changed tactics and
Started licking kibas feet making him go ballistic espeshily when who sucked toes. "hahaha naruto HAHAHAHAH stop hahaha please HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I can't take it HAHAHAHAH" but naruto couldn't hear kiba. He was transfixed on the flavour of kibas feet. He began licking harder and faster all over kibas feet. All the way from top to bottom, in-between the toes and even on the top. "HAHAHAHAH stop HAHAHAHAH I'm going to HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA pass out HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHA hahahahaha aa er" and with that kiba passed out. Naruto didnt realise for a while licking the feet in a trance like s
The manny fetishes of Naruto(2):Kiba part 2Part 2 (feet)The manny fetishes of Naruto(2):Kiba part 23 years ago in Settings More Like This
Naruto: "look at those delicious feet of yours Kiba," said Naruto "can't wait to start,". Naruto had Kiba tied in an X position on his bed in just swim shorts. Naruto too was in swim shorts but that's for something later Kiba was almost completely covered in Naruto's saliva from Naruto licking syrup off his great tasting sweaty body and only the feet remained.
"Well let's get started" Naruto said with a smirk. He edged his face closer and closer to Kibas left foot. He slowly stuck out his tongue just above the balls of Kibas feet. Finally he planted his tongue against Kibas skin letting some of the syrup slide down onto his tongue mixed with the flavour of Kibas sweat, Kiba jumped slightly at the feel. With a quick upwards lick Naruto scooped up a layer of the syrup on Kibas toes causing him to jerk in his restraints. "pretty sensitive here aren't we" mocked Naruto. Then, not being able to resist any longer, Naruto took a big massive lick up Kibas soul.
Tails and Cosmo's dateOn day Cosmo and Tails were walking together so they could have alone time from the crew. " Cosmo want to go the Country Fair with me tonight?" " Yes I would love to Tails." " Yes. It's a date." Tails thought. While Tails got ready for their "date" Sonic entered the room. " So Tails why are you getting so dressed up?" " I'm taking Cosmo to the Country Fair." " Oh. So you guys are dating now?" " No Sonic it's not like that." " You mean Not yet." Sonic teased. " Leave Sonic or I'll sick Amy on you." " Please don't she's crazy and will hug me to death." " Sonic where are you?" " Well Tails gotta run." " I swear she makes him run more than Shadow. " Tails I'm ready." Tails jaw dropped when he saw her in her new green dress. " Amy got this for me. Do you like it?" " Yes." Tails said while shuddering. The two left the plane to get to the fair. "Wow this place really is colorful." Cosmo loved all the pretty colors. Tails blushed as she grabbed his hands and they went on a few rides. " Hey kidTails and Cosmo's date5 years ago in Settings More Like This
Parenting - by author1212 (Bear Vore)Warning: the following story contains soft vore, mild digestion and transformation. If you don't like these, then do not read this.Parenting - by author1212 (Bear Vore)1 year ago in Settings More Like This
But if you like them, enjoy the story!
I walked down the olden path, lightly crying to myself. My parents died a week ago, killed by bandits, leaving me, a seven year old boy, alone in the harsh, unforgiving world.
I was drifting wondrously, with all my belongings in just a backpack. My blanket, which I have had since I was four years old. I also had all my food provisions in there.
With such a small amount of food and water, I knew I wouldn't last long. As I was wondering, I was searching for the town of Malotoba, which had the biggest market place in the world.
I heard a rustle in the bushes, causing me to jump in surprise. I instantly unsheathed my dad's hunting knife, which he had given me before he died. I knew that now it was my only tool of defence.
Fear gripped my heart as a massive beast stood above the bushes. It wa
Shifter (Dragon Vore)WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS VORE. IF YOU DO NOT LIKE VORE, I STRONGLY ADVISE YOU NOT TO READ THIS.Shifter (Dragon Vore)1 year ago in Settings More Like This
This story was requested by TheInspector89. I will NOT be doing anymore requests until I start Dragons Rising. All characters belong to him:
A freak. An outcast. A loner.
That's how society viewed me when I was a child, and only because I looked different.
My name is David, and I suffer from a rare condition. Albinism. Albinism is a condition that caused my skin to be very pale when I was born. It is a subject that many people view in different ways. Some see it as a curse from the Daedric Princes, some see it as a disease, others see it as a gift from the Divines. I don't understand how something that causes you to be bullied, rejected and looked down upon can be seen as a gift. Sometimes, people even called me a Snow Elf to insult me.
I had never had any friends, people would turn away from me, so I would often spend my time indoors, alone and shut away from the outside world. It seeme
DragonbornThrough the fire and flames he walks,Dragonborn1 year ago in Settings More Like This
righteous blade in hand,
protecting the weak and innocent,
and travelling across the land.
His voice shatters the bones,
of Dovah, evil and strong,
wielding the might of Stendarr,
to punish the wicked and the wrong.
Deep down he is not man, mer, mage or beast,
But something mighty and noble,
we all fear to say the least.
Though his heart is good and fair, he thrives to safeguard Nirn,
next to him stands Sapphira, a Dovah, proud and firm.
Through thick and thin he runs,
his companion by his side,
Fighting to fufill his destiny and turn the whole world's tide.
One day he will suceed, the World Eater will fall,
When he finally reaches his end, the Dragonborn will save us all.
Lili Tickles Asuka TekkenLili Tickles Asuka Tekken3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
It was morning. The girl standing at her windows was waiting for something. She had her young blonde hair following through her hand as she dash it outwards having her long locks follow her thrust. She just smirk. This was a glorious day. She just got something she saw off some random site. She was really curious and bought it . Just to show off in Japan. This girl was Lili Emilie Rochefort. She was a very skilled fighter in the Krav Maga moves. Not only was she skilled in that, she had develop fighting methods through her classical dance, ballet, and gymnastic skills. She was a very wealthy and rich European woman as well. She had a huge mansion glancing towards the town she was attending school in. She had some people stop and watch the huge truck unload the strange device.
Lili had a white outfit. She was around 17 years old. Her blonde hair touch the very back of her outfit with her hair covering her forehead. She has very teal eyes but it was quite hard to tell as it was dark
The Brat's ComeupanceThe Brat's Comeupance2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Vanellope von Schweetz was a typical nine year old girl. Granted, she was a bit rotten and sassy but she had a good heart. Wreck-it-Ralph had taken quite quickly to her due to their similar situations and her over-all cuteness. After all, she was the one who showed him how to be a true hero. Anyway, she was very hard to say “no” to and that generally made things hard. Vanellope was very used to getting her way, if not by begging then by her rapier wit. So that's what caused their current little problem. For several days, the little glitch had been hopping games. At first Ralph ignored it as long as she would return to her game for the quarter alerts, but she started skipping those too and hanging out with him, Pacman, or even when she was really foolish she would flounce over the Tapper's, which Ralph scolded her severely for.
“Little glitches have no business being in a game that serves alcohol.” Ralph stated sternly, shaking a massive finger
The Lunar CurseJon and I ran through the forest at night ... the rain was punishing us. We were exhausted and soaked ... Jon looked at me with a tired face ... I was too .. but because of my "skills" I do not feel it often. I looked forward, and while water in my eyes ... hindering my sight, I saw a mansion, a big one and looked terrible. Jon seemed to have seen as well. I knew that was the best place to stay until the rain stops.The Lunar Curse4 years ago in Sketches More Like This
We stopped at the gate ... a large, and a sculpture in the shape of lion head in each extremity. Between the bars, I could see the mansion for a better angle. It was made of wood and no doubt was empty ... I opened the gate, making a metallic sound that made my ears hurt a bit ... I doubt if Jon felt the same.
We ran to the door, we were finally free of rain. Now that the rain had passed I could see how we were ... completely soaked, but we were fine. Jon was looking at me with a look of concern ... I knew he had a huge fear of ghosts, abandoned mansion and the best places
Profile - Cosmo the SeedrianProfile - Cosmo the Seedrian6 months ago in Plot Outlines & Synopses More Like This
Name: Cosmo Prower
Pronunciation: Koz-moh Prou-er
Nickname(s) / Alias: Plant Girl, White Seed
Species: Seedrian / Petali
Date of Birth: 03/12
Place of Birth: Seedrian Colony Ship
Current Residence: Prower Household
Language(s) Spoken: English, Seedrian
Native Language: Seedrian
Relationship Status: Married
Height: 90 cm (2'11")
Weight: 15 kg (33 lb)
Hair Color: Green
Hair Style: Short
Facial Hair: None
Eye Color: Blue
Skin/Fur Color: Pale Green
Scar(s) / Mark(s): None
Clothing Style: Dresses / Skirts
Jewelry / Accessories: Seedrian Amulet
Recreational Drugs: No
Ailment(s) / Disabilities: None
Personality: Compassionate / Pacifist
Likes: Miles "Tails" Prower, Romance, Gardening, Singing
Scourge meet Scourge Scourge the hedgehogScourge meet Scourge3 years ago in Settings More Like This
Scourge leader of blood clan
Scourge the hedgehog was lazily swinging in the hammock by the side of his base snoring lightly when Miles called him inside. He groaned then pulled himself out and trudged in only to slip on a book Alica had. the cover read, "Warrior cats The darkest hour". He rolled his eyes at his clumsyness and threw it on the desk as he trudged into the lab downstairs.
"What is it now Miles?"
Teruko Kiyoshi ~Bio~Teruko Kiyoshi ~Bio~11 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Teruko Kiyoshi (Teru-chan)
• Full Name: Teruko Kiyoshi
• Alias(es)/Nickname(s): Teru-chan
• Age: 16
• Birthday: November 15th
• Species: human
• Gender: female
• Orientation: bisexual
• Status: single
• Occupation(s): umbrakinetic (albeit unknowingly)
• Eye Color(s): chartreuse-green
• Hair Color(s): bluish-black
• Height: 5 ft. 2 in.
• Weight: 120 lbs.
• Body Build: slender/athletic; hourglass figure
• Notable Physical Traits: bluish-black hair, chartreuse-green eyes
• Element(s): umbrakinesis (darkness manipulation); she does not know she has this yet
o fairly agile dancer/singer
o extremely skilled swimmer/d
Archie's Legacy On SEGA FandomI've been doing some re-search,and frankly,I think Archie Sonic fandom has gone out of hand.Everything is in chaos by now.All the fan wars,rants,bullies.It's all just too much.And you know how all this was caused?Ian,Penders and such.I think Archie should just...stop.It's really breaking people apart.I've seen best friends be broken apart,just for different opinions.It's heartbreaking.I really think sometimes if the CAST was real,they would have snapped by much.Archie's Legacy On SEGA Fandom3 years ago in Settings More Like This
Bunnie for example,lost her husband,best friend,and struggling on towards life.Isn't that cruel of Ian?To crush his so called "favorites" hearts?I mean,really.That girl would have gone insane.
Sally is the biggest victim.Thanks to some of Archie's writers,she's losing fans,causing wars,and gaining hate.And heck,this is coming from a recent hater.Ian and Penders CRUSHED her reputation.Now,she has to deal with fanbrats going at each others throats like starved lions.It's just so sad for Sally.The other author,I think Pende
OC Pokemon TeamSlot 1OC Pokemon Team6 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Partner - Typhlosion
Held item: Charcoal
Partner is the captain of the team, leading them in battles and setting the standard as Austin's strongest Pokemon. Despite supposedly not having as much attack power as Metagross, he ignores that stat in the fashion of the anime. Being that he has been with Austin the longest, they have trained the most, and have such a strong bond, he believes he can overcome any obstacle for his friend.
Taylor - Tyrogue (shiny)
Held item: Everstone
-High Jump Kick
Another Pokemon whose fighting and power come from a set of beliefs borrowed from the anime, Taylor is a rather unusual Tyrogue. A genetic mutation has left him bare-legged and with hands identical to those of a human. He generally can be found clad in white and blue sneakers, blue jean shorts, and a pair of white
Why I hate the Sonic Archie seriesYou have probably heard of the Sonic the Hedgehog Archie series, right? And some of the people loves the comic.Why I hate the Sonic Archie series3 years ago in Settings More Like This
But you tell you the truth, I don't!
I just don't like it. Sure, I do read them sometimes on Youtube, but...I just don't like it. And your guys wondering why, right?
The reason why I hate the series:
1.) Mostly all SEGA characters are OOC(out of character). We take Sonic for example.
He used to be laid-back, loyal and such right? But in the series, he's a pervert!! I mean, he flirts, date and kiss with EVERY SINGLE female character!(Mina, Sally, Amy, Bunnie and even Fiona!)Everytime I see Sonic like this, I just want to push him off a top of a building!
2.) Sonic isn't suppost to be on Mobius! According to SEGA, Sonic has always been a resident of Earth. Even in the games he's still on the Earth.
3.) Isn't Knuckles the last kind of his species? But why are Ian Flynn bringing them back by creating/making more echidnas? Isn't Tikal or Shade enough already? Okay, I can accept
Sonic The Cat 1Tails, could you tell me again why I have to be here?'', Sonic asked.Sonic The Cat 14 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Tails just sighed. That was the tenth time Sonic had asked that question.
Because Sonic I wanted you to see a new invention that I built, it's far more better than everything else I've ever invented'', Tails explained.
Yeah, everything that blows up in my face all the time'', Sonic commented
But Tails ignored that comment and continued to lead Sonic downstairs to his lab. The sooner they got downstairs, Tails opened the door and turned on the light. There, in the middle of the table was some small gun shaped device laying there. It was colored with red and gold, and it had sparkly gems embedded in it. But Sonic just looked at it with confusion plastered on his face.
Two questions little bro, what the heck is that thing? , "And is it safe?'', asked Sonic
It's a transformation enhancer gun, just one blast it from will allow you to transform into your super form at will without using the Chaos Emeralds. You can also cha
story....this is told from 3 P.O.V'sstory....4 years ago in Sketches More Like This
i was sitting down in my house. i moved in a week ago. and my parents had both just got a job. i am a single child, and old enough to stay home alone. i stayed up playing video games, then watched some Tv. i fell asleep on the couch and since my parents dont come back from work until too late, i they usually left me where i fell asleep. i woke up really early in the morning, and i felt disturbed. when i fell asleep, i was only HALF ASLEEP, and in the middle of my trance sleep, i felt this weird pain in my neck, then i couldn't move anything in my body accept my insides, and my eyes. i moved my eyes to see thing man.......this creature............THIS....VAMPIRE, biting me. i knew he planned to drain me so i wouldn't be a trouble in telling people that vampires exist. but my parents came in the driveway before he finished. he took me in his arms, knocked me out, then ran out the back door. my parents looked for me everywhere when i was not in my bed or on the
CLASSIFIED: Seville, Austin File #1174666CLASSIFIED: Seville, Austin 2 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Subject: Austin Seville
Species - Anthropomorphic chipmunk
Age - ██
Height - ███
Weight - ████
Hair - Blonde/Brown
Eyes - Blue/Gray
Notes: Dresses in dark colors, likes leather jackets/vests.
Known abilities: Half-ghost, light manipulation, marksman, ███████, can open portals to hell.
M. Status - Married
S. Orientation - Bisexual
Spouse - Simon Seville
Children - █████████████████████████
Siblings - ████████████
IQ - 1██
Religion - None; Non-Atheist
Notes: Very protective of ██████ and ██████, college education, quiet, calculating. Shy.
Beach Party"Hey Misty, catch!" Iris yelled as she threw a giant beach ball at Cerulean's gym leader.Beach Party2 years ago in Settings More Like This
Smiling, Misty lazily opened one eye and caught the ball when it was inches from her face. "Nice try Iris, but you'll have to do better than that." Iris huffed in annoyance and planted her hands on her hips.
"I meant for you to catch it," Iris said, while pulling an apple out of her hair.
Misty moved the ball out of view to see Iris standing at the end of her chair. The dragon trainer wore a yellow one piece with straps going around her neck.
"Isn't it a little odd for the birthday girl to be giving things out?" Misty smiled as Iris threw her hands up in the air dramatically.
"I wasn't giving it out; I was trying to get you out of that chair. I don't know how you can do nothing for so long." Iris looked over at Misty as she sluggishly got out of her chair. Misty wore a red bikini with a pink lining.
"Either way, happy birthday, Iris." Misty held out a small present, covered by paper covered by dra
Gwen's baby chap. 1Gwen was sitting on a chair stareing at the floor. In front of her was her parents arms folded and stareing at her in disapointment. The reason for them being angery was this.Gwen's baby chap. 13 years ago in Settings More Like This
How could you get yourself pregnant? sreamed Lily, Gwen's mother
I don't know whimpered Gwen.
Who's the father? said Frank
I said who is the father Gwen? Frank raised his voiced
Lily answered I bet it was that Levin boy.
But didn't they break up? Frank argued.
As they chated on Gwen thought about what's happening. She was pregant thouge thankfully she had one month of high school before graduation. She knew who the father was but it wasn't Kevin. It was Ben her cousin. The one she loved
She wanted to tell Ben in private. She didn't want anyone else to find out, espescially their parents. If they did they'll find a way to separate them. The media would probibly think Ben forced himself on her. Hurang would probibly use this for his Anti Ben 10 campagn.
Can I go to Ben's house? I want to break the news
Assumed SPD RanksSupreme CommanderAssumed SPD Ranks1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
Head of all SPD - Fowler Birdie
Head of an SPD branch - Ex: Anubis Cruger
Senior officer - Ex: Sergeant Silverback
Trainee - Ex: B Squad prior to receiving morphers