TWILIGHT VS. ANIMEHello and welcome to the Anime vs. Twilight competition, where we select a few of your favourite anime/manga characters and pit them against the Twilightians (lol, I love that word).TWILIGHT VS. ANIME6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Now, today we have:
Jasper vs. Naruto Uzumaki
Carlisle vs. Allen Walker
James vs. Itachi Uchiha
Emmet vs. Kurosaki Ichigo
Edward vs. Edward (Elric... duh)
LET THE BATTLES BEGIN!!!!
JASPER VS. NARUTO UZUMAKI
Jasper walks onto the stage, looking at the miniature teen ninja standing opposite. "So, you're my enemy I suppose, Naruto, is it?"
"Yeah, sure is! Uzumaki Naruto- BELIEVE IT!" shouts Naruto across the stage to Jasper
"Um, sure, I believe you." says Jasper, raising his eyebrows slightly.
Jasper and Naruto crouch into fighting positions, and the bell dings. Jasper rushes forward and Naruto summons up Rasengan Shuriken and just misses Jasper.
"Hah! You can't catch me!" shouts Jasper.
Naruto stops, looking very frustrated, and then, he smiles. "EAT THIS!" Naruto summons up Kagebushin- lots of them- hun
South Park - Star SearchingStar SearchingSouth Park - Star Searching5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Look at that one, Cartman!" Kyle laughed. Cartman rolled his eyes lazily as he laid back in his beach chair. Kyle sighed and glanced back towards him. "Can you at least try to have fun? I mean the ocean is so calm at night..." He asked pleading. Cartman sighed and grumbled. "Do ah have ta?" He whined. Kyle huffed and looked back up towards the night sky; the sand crunching between his toes. 'The stars are so beautiful tonight...' Kyle thought sadly. He rested his chin on his legs. Cartman; for some reason, had a warning sign going off in his head. 'He's gonna cry you idiot!' The warning cried. Cartman cringed and slowly put his arm around Kyle; and without missing a beat Kyle wrapped his arms around Cartman's flab. "Hmm...Thank you...Eric." Kyle mumbled. Cartman blushed a little and grunted in response.
Kyle giggled and cuddled into the fat boy beside him. "You know Eric, I wished on a star before you hugged me..." Kyle smirked. Cartman stared blankly at the red-head to
KymanI love you, do you love me back?Kyman5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I hate you, do you hate me back?
I care about you, do you care about me?
I need you, do you need me, too?
"Cartman I love you!" I scream at him with tears going down my face.
"What?" Cartman said turning aroung to look at me.
"I said I love you fat-ass!" I yell at him still crying.
"You do?" he said walking closer to me.
"Yes Cartman I have always love you, since we were little," I said walking closer to him.
He stairs at me for a second and grabs my scarf then kisses me. I closed my eyes after a while and his tongue into my mouth. After a while he broke it apart, so we could breathe.
"I love you, too Kyle." Cartman said pulling me into a huge.
"Promise me you wont leave," I said putting my head in his chest.
"I promise Kyle, I'll always be with you," he said with a smile, "forever and ever."
Pip's arrival in hellIt was warm much to warm. The warmth is what finally woke the Brit up as he opened his bright blue eyes slowly. His body felt so weak as he picked himself up off the ground. What had happened?Pip's arrival in hell5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
As he got to his feet Pip noticed he was not alone, he was surrounded by others. People he didn't know, all much older than him. They chattered nervously before aloud voice boomed over them, silencing the crowd.
"Welcome to hell Mortals!" The voice greeted darkly followed by maniacal laughter. The blonde blinked, he knew that voice, it had sent shivers down his spine before. As he looked up, sure enough in front of the large crowd stood the giant red beast he had met a few months prior.
Pip's head began to spin as he started to look over his surroundings. Flames surrounded the ground of mortals along with pools of lava. He knew now, he was in hell.
But how what had happened? Pip rubbed his head trying to recall.
Oh yes... Mecha Streisand. It came back to him now. He had sin
I Dont Dot My I's With HeartsLoving you is like trying to accept the taste of aftershave in your mouth when you accidentally take a swig of it instead of the hidden vodka.I Dont Dot My I's With Hearts6 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You manage to choke back the tears as it slides down your throat, fingers groping the sink while you debate to dial 911 or take a few more sips. The vine-like liquid has only begun to initiate contact with the part of your brain that says itmightbetoolate. Your eyes stagger to the bottle you had wanted to drain a moment ago--it was empty anyways. Fuck.
Fear gets the better of you as your newborn legs manage to ground themselves in front of your cellphone and your fingers dance across the keypad. Your lips press against the granular holes, hoping that somehow that will bring you closer to the operator on the other end. Your fingers are busily tapping out "h-e-l-p", on the night stand in front of you, in a Morse code that is unstandardized.
Your voice sounds like you should be dead, but you find your lungs filling with unexplainable
AkuRoku for RoxasAs we entered Axels room it was already dark, like he had the lights turned off and the curtains covering the windows, all except for one. Kingdom hearts was shinning in through that window. It looked so beautiful, just like him. I smiled as I looked up at him.AkuRoku for Roxas6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He made us stand in front of the bed and he smiled. Why? Why did that smile always make me melt? Why did I feel so calm and weak every time I saw that smile. That absolute nothing but pure perfect smile.
He didnt say a word to me yet it was like we were still talking. Talking through our minds and our actions.
My eyes half lidded as he began to slowly move his finger tips around my sensitive face. My breath hitched. He was being so gentle tonight. He wanted to do it like this I guess. Every time was different, every time was amazing and this was no exception.
My eyes completely closed as he now used his full hand to massage my skin. Only my face but this made me feel like nothing else. He was being so calm about it a
South Park - ExaggerationSouth Park - Exaggeration5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"OW! Damn it, Cartman!
"Stay still, you stupid Jew!"
Both Kenny and Stan glanced at each other curiously from the couch. "Should we...?" Kenny asked. Stan nodded silently, and turned off the video game they had been playing. Slowly, they crept toward the bedroom door, and both boys listened to the sounds inside...
"It's too big! You can't get it out! Oh God!
"Just shut up! I'll tear it out if I have ta!"
Kenny wore a perverted grin, while Stan just looked sick...
"Just ease it out...Please!"
"Gawd Jew! You're whining now?"
A sharp slap and obscenities reached their ears from the room. "This is getting good~! Kenny squealed. Stan puked on the carpet..."Dude..." Kenny groaned in disgust.
"AH! JESUS CHRIST! STOP IT ERIC!"
Kenny's eyes widened and Stan sat there quietly staring at the door...
"...Jew? Since when did ya call me that?"
"I just wanted you to stop! ...Maybe, you should just...Go ahead and jerk it out..."
"Finally ya agree! Kay, Imma gonna count ta three..."
A Literature QuestionQ: I dread writing a report for my Early British Literature class. Is there a piece I can focus on that will satisfy my professor while still keeping me amused with crude humor?A Literature Question7 years ago in Humor More Like This
A: You've come to the right place, friend.
In terms of mixing historical relevance, academic consideration and outright potty humor, one certainly can not go wrong with The Censure of the Parliament Fart, a 1607 masterpiece that has been attributed to a number of authors including John Hoskyns, Richard Martin, Edward Jones and Christopher Brooke.
The poem stems from a March 4, 1607 meeting of the Commons in which one Henry Ludlow let loose with a quite audible rip during the reading of a message from the Lords. The fart had the effect of breaking the political hall down into a room of snickering schoolboys, leaving the messenger quite flummoxed.
Like all great moments in history, this was recorded in a poetic form that wafted throughout the populace. Some changes were made over the years, but a soun
Remnants -- Blonde Joke"Hey," Loz whispered, poking Kadaj on the shoulder. The youngest brother turned to face the eldest, raising an eyebrow. "Kadaj. I have a joke."Remnants -- Blonde Joke4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"What is it?" he snapped.
"How do you kill Yazoo?" Loz giggled. Yazoo snapped his head around towards them, looking offended even before he knew where the conversation was going. .
Kadaj sighed, turning off the engine of his bike. Whatever the answer to this question was, it would be a while before they got going again. "I don't know Loz. How?"
"Put spiked shoulder pads on him and ask him a question!" Loz said gleefully. Imitating Yazoo, he cocked his head exaggeratedly to both sides. The middle brother's eyes narrowed. He turned off his own engine, snatching up the Velvet Nightmare and swinging his leg over the seat of his bike.
"Just come here."
Kadaj sighed, listening to the scuffle behind him. There were a series of scuffings, the sound of boots scraping against earth, then three solid, metallic thumps. Yaz
Vampire Akuroku KalahariRoxas was walking on his way to visit his best friend, Namine. He decided to take the shortcut through the woods.Vampire Akuroku Kalahari6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Well, well." A dark voice whispered from up top the high branches. Pearly white fangs shown bright.
"What do we have here?" He asked himself as his emeralds laid upon a small blonde.
Roxas jumped and turned around quickly, his sapphire blue eyes opened wide and he staggered.
"Oh I see, so you have good hearing." The said voice said with another smirk. The figure then jumped down landing perfectly on his feet and came closer to Rox, trapping him against a tree trunk.
"Well, anyway it doesn't matter. Now don't struggle." The emerald eyes glinted with hunger as the finger leaned closer, pulling back Rox's shirt from his collar bone.
" NO... Don't!" Roxas screamed and struggle trying to get away,' Great Roxas, You had to take the freaking shortcut, and now here you are,' he though to himself.
The dark figure glared before smacking the kid upside the cheek.
"I told you not to s
I Don't Have the HeartThe reason I don't have the heart,I Don't Have the Heart5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
To turn my back on you,
Is because you broke it,
What seems like a long time ago,
You need me now more than ever,
What am I supposed to do?
Turn my back on you?
The reason I don't have the heart,
To turn my back on you,
Is because you broke it,
What seems like a long time ago,
And no matter how much my heart shatters,
No matter how much my spirit breaks,
I'll love you always and forever,
Just like I promised,
And I'd spend the night in hell,
Just to see you smile,
The reason I don't have the heart,
To turn my back on you,
Is because you broke it,
What seems like a long time ago,
But who are we kidding?
This malicious cycle will never end,
We'll always fall for each other,
Heart over head,
Over and over and over again,
No, I'll never have the heart,
To turn my back on you,
Because I can't stand to see your heart shatter,
Like mine did so long ago...
MARY SUE COOKBOOK MARY SUE COOKBOOKMARY SUE COOKBOOK7 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
Small word of introduction: This little essay is based on my own experiences with OCs, Mary Sues and widely known fictional characters. The opinions expressed here are mine alone and I understand not everyone might agree with them. But that doesnt mean Im going to change my opinion just because someone thinks different. Im not anyones trained circus monkey.
If you are reading this, you probably know what a Mary Sue is. Just check Wikipedia or Encyclopedia Dramatica for various definitions. I personally think the most simple and accurate definition can be A Mary Sue is an overrated fictional character, that only her/his creator loves. Sues can be found in three basic places: fanfiction, original fiction and roleplays. Mary Sues are mostly created by 12-15 year old girls with a strong sense of insecurity. And here begins my story
DamienxMark ch.2-YAOI WARNING------------------------------YAOI WARNING!---------------------------------------------DamienxMark ch.2-YAOI WARNING-5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Damien and pop were walking in the grave yard, it was 15 till midnight. they stopped at Mark's grave. Damien fell to his knees and touched the grave. "ready kiddo?" pop said. "defiantly..." Damien responded. he stood up and they got in front of the grave, pop had put the deer's blood in a vase. Damien sat in the lotus position and took off his shirt and took a deep breath. pop put two fingers in the vase of blood and Marked many signs all over his forehead, chest, stomach and arms. "alright Damien, there's no going back now..." "i dont want to go back pop." pop nodded and told him to repeat one line in an old book over and over again until the signs lit up and he saw souls. "you'll be able to see mark because his soul will be growing the brightest when you see it, use your power to grab it." pop told him. Damien nodded and closed his eyes and began chanting, "evol ym kram kcab emoc esaelp, evol ym k
Precipitationthe rain tap-taps onPrecipitation5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
like sky ghosts
for a vacancy in his head
the rain it
runs gravity fingers
into her hair
pools in the small of her back
a thief of heat
and that's how my twin loves
met in the rain
DamienxMark ch.3-YAOI WARNING-------------------------------------WARNING! YAOI!--------------------------------------DamienxMark ch.3-YAOI WARNING-5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Damien awoke at 7:00 AM as usual. he got dressed and walked to the guest room to see Mark was still asleep. 'why'd he have to be so damn cute!?' Damien thought. he sat in a chair near his bed and watched him sleep. he seriously did look like a girl at this point. Mark woke up at 8:30, Damien didn't leave the chair the whole time. Mark looked around in a panic then at the pajamas he wore, the he turned and saw Damien, then Mark's dark brown eyes grew large and he ran against the wall in fear. "D-D-Damien!"
Damien stood up, walked to the shaking Mark and hugged him. "Mark, listen to me Mark, four year ago, i was a stupid kid... i killed you without thinking, Mark, im giving you your life back, please Mark... i know what i did was wrong, im not sure i could ever make up for it, but i do love you like my own brother. whether you believe it or not, im not just 'The Beast' im still Damien Thorn, im still
I hate everything about you...---------------------------------I hate everything about you...5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
WARNING- Not a chapter, just an introduction.
Sierra hid herself in the cornfield, not too far from civilization. She felt silly for running, but didn't regret it. No amount of apologys were going to make her forgive the boys at the academy for teasing her, she wasn't upset, just angry. She knew she wasn't allowed to take her rage out on them, so she just ran. Trying to shake her frustration off. It was hard to run in her graduation dress, it should've been a wonderful moment, finally getting her next level of authority at the academy...Instead, her moment getting ruined by a few teenage boys that couldn't control their mouths. Nothing ever went her way, she felt. Nothing ever happened the way she wanted it to. And Damien...He loved her so, but he didn't want her to get hurt, being who he was and all. He couldn't bare to see her get hurt, and tried to act like a zombie around her, not acknowleding she was hurt. He want
Ghost on the highway :Revised:Ghost on the highway :Revised:6 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
The fire shoots up from the lighter and glows for a moment as the whole world seems to darken by comparison. The flame dances as the cigarette slowly begins to light. With that moment the smoke fills my lungs. I know by scientific fact that I'm slowly killing myself. I'm slowly burning away another minute, another hour, another week burns away. But it doesn't matter tonight. Nothing seems to matter tonight as I land my first foot on the pavement and begin walking down the road.
Its 2 o'clock in the morning and even the moon and stars don't bother showing themselves tonight. As I'm walking, so many thoughts enter my head, like a TV skimming through useless channels. "Why did I get out of bed? What impulse drove me out the front door?" But no matter; It's a beautiful night out. A cold wind blows just enough to echo in the silence of an empty road. The further I get away from street lights, the further I enter the darkened highwa
Breaking Dawn ReviewWarning: This review is very satirical and tears Breaking Dawn to shreads. If you actually like Breaking Dawn or the Twilight series in general, I would suggest not reading this.Breaking Dawn Review6 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
I was beyond excited for the relase of Breaking Dawn, the final book in the very popular Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer. When I finished the book and the series, my daze lasted about a week, when I realized...whoa. This book isn't that great. In fact, compared to the other books, it kind of...now how can I put this nicely...? SUCKS. (Pun intended.) I'm used to sequels not being that great, but this just took the cake! That is why for the rest of this review I will discuss the ways Breaking Dawn destroyed the characterization previously established in the series, as well as the problems with the final story's plot, thus showing why Breaking Dawn should not have been published and the Twilight Saga should have been a trilogy.
The Twilight Saga tells the story of Bella Swan, a supposedly o
Chocolate -MattxMello-It had been a rather boring day at school, and Matt hadn't been paying attention. He was more interested in playing his video game. He didn't even notice that class had ended until Mello tapped him on the shoulder and said "Matt, I have to talk to you later. Meet me at the playground of the school when everyone has left!" before trotting off to grab his backpack. Matt suddenly snapped to attention and got up quickly to grab his backpack.Chocolate -MattxMello-7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
'I wonder what Mello wants to tell me. He's been acting kind of weird all day and as soon as I walk by him if he's talking to someone they'll both get really quiet. Hmm...' Matt thought of all the possibilities in his head. 'Maybe he wants to tell me a big secret...maybe hes gay maybe he rapes small children** maybe he's gonna kill himself...oh please, don't be that!'
Matt slowly put his stuff in his backpack in order to waste as much time as possible. He knew that if he tried to do it quickly he would seem a little
My Immortal MST(Characters: a bunch of people that you may or may not recognize unless you know me in real life and/or obsessively stalk me. I give you much credit if you know who these nuts are.)My Immortal MST4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Anna: Woohoo! Sporking! SPORKIIIIING!
Hawksky: Shut up.
Anna: It's funny because I'm usually the one telling you to shut up.
Silverpelt: But I'm usually the one to tell her to shut up...
Anna: Well, I tell you to shut up a lot, too.
Kiri: *facepalm* So what exactly are we doing?
Chill: *looks at papers* My Immortal. How fun.
Aziz: Of course.
Hawksky: Well, this shouldn't be too bad! I mean, we've read it four times already.
Anna: Now you're way off.
Fallen: Can we just start already?
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!
Hawksky: If I read this fic a hundred times, it still won't make sense.
I Still Hate You - LxRaitoRaito scowled at the sound of a metal chain clinking softly, a constant reminder that he was, and probably would be for a long time, attached to a certain black-haired man.I Still Hate You - LxRaito7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I STILL HATE YOU</i>
He looked; or rather, grimaced, over at L, who was so irritatingly typing away at his laptop.
"Raito-kun?" L had caught him staring.
Raito turned away just as quickly, his lips pursed. From the corner of his eye, he could see that L looked unperturbed, and had returned eagerly to his strawberry cake. More to distance himself from this annoying sight than anything, Raito stood up from the couch with a sigh, but found himself hindered after only one step. He turned to see L, his chained arm raised in the air, looking as though he found Raito extremely stupid.
"You know we're chained together."
Raito frowned at him, and for a minute they stood there without saying a word, but merely glaring at each other.
"You don't expect me to sit back down."
"You don't expect me to stop working."
Birthday Revelation ch. 1Chapter. 1Birthday Revelation ch. 15 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Fiery Tempers and Troubles
Cream the rabbit looked up from a book she'd just been reading, wielding an almost comically unimpressed look on her face. "This book is rubbish!" she stated, and then she threw the book into a corner. "Humans are no good as writers, and they've never been "
"Hey Cream, don't sit there reading old human stories, come here and help me instead, the banderol's here now!" Amy Rose the hedgehog yelled from the middle of the large room they were in, trying to put up a large, green banderol which said; "Happy 18th Birthday Cosmo Sunflower!" in large, red letters.
Amy and Cream were not alone in preparing this birthday party though; several of their friends were there to help them with what needed to be done in the building they'd hired a few days ago; this included some light cleaning, setting up a sound system, and to cook a few things. In the end of the room you could see the entire Chaotix team; Vector the Crocodile, Espio the Chameleon and Charmy
Past. Love. Memory.The Past,Past. Love. Memory.7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Haunts me still
Where I can never
Be used to the feeling
I once felt,
As shades of the past
Linger in my heart,
Me to go into this dream
Where I can never forget
We once shared,
Where scents of roses
Filled the air
With melancholy despair,
As screams ring out
This affections drought,
While hoping to relive,
I have in my heart,
Where stories never depart
This perpetual maze
Running through my mind,
Hoping to find
Fragments of her
Living in my soul,
Pleading to recall,
As I try to figure out
Nieve y AzucarNieve y Azucar6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
En Rumania, a la sombra de los helados bosques, muchos demonios invertían el tiempo de su fin de semana para salir de cacería a sus terrenos. Vigilar como halcones desde elevadas copas y descargar sus mortales garras sobre cualquier intruso era una manera digna de pasar el tiempo, hacer trazos complicados en la dura corteza de un árbol y marcarla con su aroma también era otra manera en que un macho seguía ejerciendo sus funciones y desde luego enalteciendo el nombre de su clan.
Para Aurion Barsov las mañanas, eran un poco diferentes
-Amor, ¡buenos días! El clima es maravilloso y esta mañana encontré un nuevo nido de gorriones en uno de los arboles de aquí cerca Aurion sintió como un delgado pero notable peso caía sobre él, que aun se mantenía entre las sabanas Aurion, ¡querido, anda abre los ojos!
La cariñosa y melodiosa voz insistió un par de veces más antes de