Prologue 1.0The Cold WarPrologue 1.06 years ago in Humor More Like This
It's hard to realise that this is my life. Fighting a war over magic, between those that have it and those that believe that we are a defect something that needs to be whipped from existence. My life has taken a strange turn it seems, but this is not the weirdest part of my life. A blast of energy goes off near me; I look at the scorch mark on the grass besides me momentarily. Damn that was close. Now where was I... oh, right the weirdest part is my friends, who have become my family now. I look down the line of the trench we now find ourselves in, a side effect of the timeshifts weapon one of our own let of thinking it was a standard toaster. Our presence as always unseen by the rest of the world due to our somebody-else's-problem bubble we have creating through our shared magical link to hide us and our fight in plain sight. Our private little war goes on.
The woman next to me in dressed in her tight fitting bodysuit; you w
The Super Food Group - Ch. 1Chapter 1 Thrills, spills and windowsThe Super Food Group - Ch. 16 years ago in Humor More Like This
It was a rather warm summer day in the Tandy Gardens Park, with several of the towns inhabitants using the weather to tap up tans, or just as an excuse to do nothing. In one of the more open parts of the park, two Scottish people one a third of the size of the other, were standing in the middle, each holding steering wheels, turning them rather sharply and visors over their eyes. The larger one sighed in frustration as he removed the visor and looked at the smaller one. This is what I get for letting you play games all day while I work!
This rather large Scotsman was Toao, also known as Trike to others who didnt like saying Toe-a-oh every time they talked to him. Toao stood at 6 foot five and weighed at around two hundred and fifty pounds, a combination of fat and muscle. Clad in his usual black shirt and opting for a Kilt, rather than Combat trousers due to the weather, alongside his Steel toe caps