Eddy: 20 More SexEddy: 20 More Sex4 years ago in Devious Fun More Like This
20 Random Facts About (Professor) Eddy Gabel
1. Ornery as an old polecat.
This guy does not give a shit about you. He will tell you your faults. And the things polite society would prefer to brush over. He prefers to be brutally honest than dodge around subjects. Not to say he doesn't on occasion, but such occasions are really once in a blue moon.
2. Tennessee accent.
Well nah, think this speaks fer itself. Please do allow him to oblige you with a little speakin' 'is good ol' boy tongue.
3. Gap in the pearls.
He's missing his upper-left canine-tooth, and has been since he was about ten. This doesn't bother him a-tall, and he's prone to sucking on it when he's bored, or to purposefully tick people off when they're talking to him. One could even say he's proud of it.
4. No one ever sees his mp3 player.
5. Mends his own wounds.
Got a cut? Ducktape and glue. Got a bruise? Tough it out. Got a really, really d