Naruto: The Horrors of AIM 2im_ur_hokage: hey hey sakurachan im bored!!1!!Naruto: The Horrors of AIM 28 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
PrettyInPink: Weren't you supposed to be on a mission with Sai and Kakashi, Naruto?
im_ur_hokage: yeh but we finished earlie
PrettyInPink: What REALLY happened, Naruto?
im_ur_hokage: it was all stupid sais falt!1!! he made me sed something about my
PrettyInPink: ...You don't have to say it, Naruto.
im_ur_hokage: he distacted me and made me set fire to the werehouse!1!! damn stupid sai!!1!!11!!!
PrettyInPink: Set fire?! What were you doing with fire?! I thought you were just helping to move some furniture!
im_ur_hokage: it was mor of a explosion actualy
PrettyInPink: Tsunade-sama is going to be after your hide for this, you know.
im_ur_hokage: i no i no!!1! i need somewere to hide out fur a while!1! i no ill ask gaara!
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im_ur_hokage: gaara!1! i need your help!1
Dessert_Terror: You didn't blow up another bu
Deragas Quotes 2Deragas Quotes 2Deragas Quotes 28 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
"Your pen makes the impossible possible."
"I guess 'cheesecake' sounds better than 'cheesepie'."
"Patriotism is haunting."
"There was a crack in my mentality… sanity… thing."
"I have a sanity leak."
"Are you on something?"(me)
"… Cake." XD
"Oh! Your pen clicks! Click… click… click… click."
"The juicy pen died!"(me)
"Oh… can I have it?"
"I was just lost in my own dimension, laughing at people."
"Yeah, that's fun."(I think this was me, but it could be Deragas...)
Deragas QuotesDeragas QuotesDeragas Quotes8 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
"I just choked on a homicidal sandwich!"
"Where did everyone go?"(me, Echo-138)
"You radiate with happiness! Get away from me!"
"Who is your enemy?"
"I don't know…" (me, Echo-138)
" (gasp) It lurks… in the unknown."
"Oh the genius! It burns!"
"I despise tiny, youthful beings…"
"This is an interesting assortment of quotes."
Naruto: The Horrors of AIMim_ur_hokage: sakurachan!!1!!Naruto: The Horrors of AIM8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
PrettyInPink: Is that you Naruto?
im_ur_hokage: yeh yeh hey i learned to use aim!!11!
PrettyInPink: ...Uh, that's lovely.
im_ur_hokage: oh oh guess what guesswat?!!1!
im_ur_hokage: i no how to invite peeple!!
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im_ur_hokage: whos this?
InsertNicknameHere: This is Sai. Who is this and how did you get my screen name?
im_ur_hokage: nooooo!!1!! damn kiba gave me sais stupid screenname!! ill kill him!!!
InsertNicknameHere: I was just getting to the good part of this fanfiction too...
PrettyInPink: Hey Sai. It's Naruto and Sakura.
InsertNicknameHere: Oh hello HAG.
PrettyInPink: ... Remind me to punch you next time I see you.
im_ur_hokage: im gonna give kiba a pice of my mind!!1!!
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im_ur_hokage: damn kiba!1! yu gave me sais stupid screnname!111
doggy_style: hahahaha lolz suxxorz 2 b u
PrettyInPink: Can't you guys ever be mature?
doggy_style: no lolz
Funny SayingsAny law enacted with more than fifty words contains at least one loopholeFunny Sayings9 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
Evil is live spelled backwards
God must love stupid people, he made so many of them
When all else fails, read the instuctions
"Push" is the force exerted upon the door marked "Pull"
What some people lack in intelligence, they make up in stupidity
There is a difference between an open mind and a hole in the head
The light at the end of the tunnel could turn out to be the headlight of an oncoming train
A watched pot never boils, unless you light the gas under it
If your parents don't have kids, odds are you won't either
Curiosity kills more mice than cats
Save the whales. Collect the whole set
On the other hand, you have different fingers
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
How many of you believe in psycho kinesis?...Raise my hand
OK...so what's the speed of dark?
When everything is coming y