JoltHeh heh heh!
Well now, lets get this party started!
I play for only myself
Don't try to make a request
You won't find me on a shelf
I am not your average artist
I party from the heart
I party where I want
Other artists play their part
They ruin all the fun
Lables are like the devil
They make you sign off your soul
That music is never real
Personality is not their goal
You want reality and hope?
Maby you want outta the boat
Then get up and toss the dope
Come out and listen to Jolt
You whant something new?
Instead of the same old trash
Then I got something for you
Cuz I don't play for cash
What did those losers think?
You don't hear crap from me
They'll pay me to play their stink
But I don't care cuz I play for free
Goldenrod Skiesi dream of usGoldenrod Skies7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
in the field overgrown with wildflowers.
each a brilliant, shining, golden gleam
that reflected off your eyes,
and made me think of endless skies
and the touch of your lips to mine.
a never ending dream,
the fractured fairytale of us:
that got us lost in each others arms for hours
until all our breath was each others names,
and the wistless wind
carried them for miles and miles.
and the only witness to our
was the sun and cloudy stars above.
our heads, pillowed on the earthy dampness
the smell of goldenrod in our heads
and the sweetness of honeysuckle on our lips.
i dream of us
getting lost for hours,
somewhere, past the city where we met.
twenty miles south of nowhere.
where you would write
love songs on my skin,
with the tip of your tongue
tracing whimsical patterns into my mouth
and the only witness
to our sometimes bliss
would be the wind in our hair
and the goldenrod sky
MORE annoying ways-Swat invisible bugs on your neighbor's desk.MORE annoying ways8 years ago in Humor More Like This
-Get in a swivel chair, spin and sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight".
-Stare out the window, and drool.
-While the teacher's back is to you, throw a pencil at the back of someone's head ahead of you.
-After you finish your quiz in class, take to the ground and yell, "COVEERRR!!!". After a few seconds, get up like nothing happened.
-Bring a small tape player, playing absurd sound effects.
-Peer over at someone else's paper, then burst out laughing.
-Smile incessantly. Write out a sentence, then laugh happily exclaiming, "You're such a marvel!" and kiss your paper. Repeat this after every sentence. As your ecstasy mounts, also hug your desk, your neighbor, the teacher, your chair, etc.
-If late, run into class yelling, "ARMAGEDDON IS HERE!" Then sit down at your desk as nothing happened.
-Write really, REALLY fast, then stop abruptly, and look at your neightbour evilly. Do this every five minutes.
-Try to seduce your neighbour, not payi
Vivaldi pt. 8 - YAOI WARNINGVivaldi pt. 8 - YAOI WARNING7 years ago in Spiritual & Occult More Like This
Part Eight: Grounded
Saint scowled as he shut his bedroom door and let his backpack slide off his shoulder to the surprisingly wet-kept floor. It landed with a soft thump, spilling its contents over the carpet as Saint stepped over them and collapsed on the bed, pulling one of the pillows over his head to block out any noise. His mother had finally gotten fed up with him getting home late from school and grounded him for the remaining week. Still shed been spending a lot of time with her new boyfriend and would probably forget about the punishment by Wednesday
Saint let the pillow flop to the floor, pulling himself up so he could sit cross-legged and leaned back against the wall. He could hear them in the other room; his mothers dramatic chuckle at something her boyfriend had said it probably wasnt even funny. Saint pressed his palms over his ears as her giggles turned into sensual moans, followed soon after by a suggestive thump and crash of somet
Jack's Boys part 1Jack's Boys part 1Jack's Boys part 17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Jack jumped as Gwen screamed in his comm, What the hell Gwen, whats wrong?
Ummm .. Gwen sounded strange, almost as if she was struggling not to laugh.
Gwen! Answer me, snapped Jack.
Umm I just need to you to get back here quickly. She hesitated then was shouting, Oh no! Put that down this minute. Owen Harper, Im talking to you .
Before Jack could respond, Gwen was gone. Leaving him with all sorts of ideas running through his mind.
Gwen?! Ianto?! shouted Jack, running through the cog door, half expecting to find a rampaging alien loose in the hub or at least the team suffering from multiple injuries.
Instead he heard the sound of a childs shriek and before he knew it a small boy who was wearing one of Jacks T-shirts like a dress - launched himself at Jack, hugging him
Jack's Boys part 2Jack's Boys, Part 2Jack's Boys part 27 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
IANTO JONES! You drop that teddy bear this instant young man!
Little Ianto spun round and dropped the teddy bear. Jack was bearing down on the two toddlers looking like the wrath of god. Jack didnt break stride as he scooped Ianto up and tucked him under one arm and growled, Care to explain why you just hit Owen in the face with the teddy bear?
Youre in trouble now! giggled Owen, his tears having dried up amazingly the moment it appeared Ianto was the one in trouble and not him.
Ianto didnt answer. He was too busy wriggling and squirming under Jacks arm, the little legs kicking as he tried to get free from Jacks hold. Jack growled again, snarling, "Will you stop squirming! Im going to drop you if you keep that up!
A short yelp of fear and Ianto was still, hanging in Jacks arm, looking on the verge of tears, his breath coming in large gulps. Tosh and Gwen just watched, trying desperat
100 things to do in class...1. Speak in improper English like isnt, and when the teacher corrects, nod like you understand and continue to speak improperly.100 things to do in class...8 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. Randomly get out of your seat and sit on the floor.
3. When it is very quiet, raise your hand and insist it is too loud.
4. If the person next to you is quiet, turn and inform them that they are distracting you.
5. When the teacher calls on you to answer the question, answer `Two!'
6. Randomly raise your hand and say, the answer is three!
7. Give your teacher a note that uses improper English and misspelled words. Have the note insisting that you are `the most bentest' in the class and demand to be moved up.
8. During a test, tell the teachers `the voices' are making you cheat
9. Color red dots all over your arm and show the teacher, and tell her/him that you are allergic to School.
10. Talk about the road kill squirrel you saw on your way to school. Say that it is your dinner. Talk in a redneck voice.
11. Take out sock puppets and play with them, and occa
Ways to annoy your parents Ways to annoy your parents!Ways to annoy your parents7 years ago in Humor More Like This
1)Hold thier hand and say'I see dead people'
2)Call them Mr. or Mrs.
3)Shout really loud in the shower'I am a NINJA'
4)Try to kill a person through the tv
5)Run aroud srceaming'aleins are taking over the earth'
6)State the ovious
7)Run around the house with a lamp shade over your head asking 'who turned out the lights'
8)Every time they say your name make a animal nosie
stuckUNDERmySkINOur eyes meet and the room begins to spinstuckUNDERmySkIN4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Something so perfect is must be a sin
You're a god lost in human skin
A reminder I don't want to be where I've been
Ring of fire, ring of void, ring on the hand of your soon-to-be wife
A symbol of devotion thoughout this life
To stay by your side through the glory and strife
Darling, don't beg me to put down the knife.
Perhaps I do like it when the blood runs red
Though maybe I don't like whatever you said
Silver and glass coat the ground we now tread
Reflecting like mirrors the tears that I bled
You're my rescue from this crazy fight
Cause if I have you I don't care who's right
Life will continue and this love will ignite
Everything that shines in the dead of the night.
Song of a Difficult GirlA tortured artist, I might beSong of a Difficult Girl4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
And somehow he knows I can't see
Just how much he really cares about me.
And maybe I do take advantage of the way
He holds me when I cry on a rainy day
Even if I tell him I don't want to stay.
I don't know why he puts up with what I put him through
But if he ever wasn't there, I don't know what I'd do
I don't want anyone else to have his 'I love you'.
Tomorrow morning, before my day is spun
I'll try not to think about the life after this one
But remember my blessings and the brightness of the sun
Because he's my light within the rain
An angel I've been gifted for all the pain
Even if I forget, even if I complain--
He'll forgive me of my sins and help me up to try again.
Lines.Help.Lines.5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I have done it, again.
I have been here many times before.
Hurt myself again today.
And the worst part is,
There's no one else to blame.
Tears threatened at the corners of her eyes. She stared helplessly into the mirror, her wrist turned away from her body awkwardly, so she could see it.
She breathed out harshly in a dry sob, resisting the urge to break the mirror. She yanked her sleeve down, covering the fresh cuts as she swung her backpack up onto her shoulder and walked out of the bathroom. The hallway was busy. No one would notice her.
Breathing slowly, she weaved through classmates until she reached the door, pushing it open forcefully and stepping out. The cool fall wind struck her skin, raising goosebumps. She shivered slightly, but kept walking.
The urge to cry got stronger and stronger the farther she walked, and finally, she gave