Bugs and DaffyLooney Tunes Poem
Entitled Bugs and Daffy
By Seth Vandenburg
These two have been around for many years
The pair that made us all laugh to tears
The rabbit and the duck
Of course, hilarity ran amuck
All over the world, far and near
The star of the bunch, Bugs Bunny
Whose talent has made him unbelievably funny
Fun loving, layback, and sneaky
A New York accent and a personality thats cheeky
Hes one that made Warner Bros so much money!
Daffy Duck is second to best
To Bug Bunny, whom he thinks as a pest
His goal is to be the highest star
Though in the end, his plans get him even more far
But we all know that the screwball duck will never rest
The classic conflict between duck and rabbit
Certainly has become a big habit
But as we all endeavor
The fight is not over
Until Yosemite Sam says Dag Nabbit!
Rip Van WinkleHellsing PoemRip Van Winkle7 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Entitled Rip Van Winkle
By Seth Vandenburg
Lady Rip Van Winkle
How beautifully your eyes twinkle
Your experience with your gun,
Matched only by how youve sung,
Shines brightly as you mingled
The next moment, youre filled with fear
You know that he draws ever so near
Try as you might to gain his obliteration
You couldnt avoid the realization
For Alucard is already here
Mien flower, with your petals all blue
What would you be able to do?
You try to kill the devil
But your power was below his level
And the grave was what you only brew
Just then, your hour was nigh
And as it came, you life slowly goes to die
Alucards bite tells you that he won
And your Nazi master says your work is done
So goodbye, mien beautiful Rip Van Winkle, goodbye
SubToon Emissary Chapter 14A/N: Now that Crunch is well on his way to rescuing his little buddy, let's drop in on Atomic Betty and friends, see what they're up to. And believe me, what's gonna go down in this chapter is...in a word...electrifying.SubToon Emissary Chapter 147 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter 14: Atomic Shock
Atomic Betty rounded a corner within the facility and peered ahead. Then, she smiled as she saw her familiar suit up ahead. "There it is!" she breathed, running forward. Batman, Meowth, Eevee, and Totodile followed close behind, running across a bridge to the podium the suit was at.
"So this is your suit, eh?" Meowth asked. "Heh, I was expectin' somethin' a little more high-tech."
"It's not the suit," Batman said, crossing his arms. "It's the bracelet that packs the biggest punch."
Suddenly, the bridge that was crossed suddenly retracted from the platform. "This ain't good," Meowth gulped. It only got worse when five figures stepped out of the shadows. All five were basically darker versions of Betty's suit, with shadowy likenesses of Betty her
The SubToon Emissary Chapter 1A/N: Some good reviews to start the story off right! Okay, now we get into the REAL fun; the debut of the heroes! It's gonna be the matchup of the century in this chapter...one that will SURELY be interrupted...The SubToon Emissary Chapter 17 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter 1: Siege on Sky Colosseum
It was a brilliant day, and somewhere over a massive grassy plain, a humongous coloseum hung in midair. It was filled to the brim with several thousand spectators from around the world, waiting to see a matchup of two great fighters. It was not a wrestling match, nor was it a boxing match. It was a simple no-holds-barred duel between two top-gun warriors for sheer enjoyment.
Up in the Grand Spectator's Booth were two women. One of them was a young 16 year old girl with long reddish auburn hair, and blue eyes. She wore a pink vest, a white tanktop, pink skirt, and blue shoes. Her name was Kairi, a skilled Keyblade user and the girlfriend of the world's most famous Keybearer, Sora (who we'll meet in a while).
The second woman was much older than
The SubToon Emissary Chapter 8A/N: First thing I wanna announce, I learned a valuable lesson: when editing a story, DON'T DELETE THE WHOLE THING!!! Heh, I guess I learned that the hard way, didn't I?The SubToon Emissary Chapter 87 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Anyway, now that Jack's rideless for the time being, let's move right along and introduce more new players to the Subspace Wars.
Chapter 8: The Keyblade and the Retrieval
Somewhere deep within a forest area known as the Whispering Woods, a lone pedestal sat in a small clearing. Within the pedestal was a Keyblade; it was nothing like Bugs' Keyblade, but it had more of an elaborate design to it. It was the legendary Ultima Keyblade, said to be one of the strongest Keyblades in existance.
Approaching this legendary artifact were two noble warriors. One of them was a well-built 15 year old boy with spikey brown hair and blue eyes. He wore a mostly black outfit with hints of yellow, red, blue, and white here and there. He was none other than Sora, the legendary wielder of the Keyblade.
Next to him was a three foot tall huma
The SubToon Emissary Chapter 2A/N: Well, I had to almost completely redo this chapter, because the former Pit that I had is no longer in contact with me. But you should know who my new Pit is by now if you paid attention to the first chapter. So, sit back and enjoy as an angel gets her call.The SubToon Emissary Chapter 27 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter 2: The Warrior Angel
Meanwhile, in Cloud Temples, Priscilla and her friends saw the terror of the Anonymous Minister's wrath unfold through the well.
"Oh, no! Those poor people!" Tom said in worry.
Priscilla sighed as the image rippled and revealed Bugs and Kairi in the biplane. "Well, at least Bugs and Kairi are alright," she said. "Still, what did..."
"Priscilla," came an almost motherly voice. Priscilla's wings extended as she turned to see a glowing figure behind them. She had long brown hair tied into a braid, shimmering blue eyes, and a pink outfit. She was Lord Aerith, the Goddess of Cloud Plain. Priscilla jogged forward and fell to her knees in respect for her Goddess and Leader; Samara, Tom, and Hitsuki stood i
The SubToon Emissary Chapter 5A/N: Okay, now for this next chapter, I'm actually gonna blend two acts together.The SubToon Emissary Chapter 57 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Crunch: Why's that, T?
Me: Well, it's simple; see, the next act is too short for most everyone's taste, and the act after THAT, even though I have some different stuff planned for it, would also be on the short side. So, to give everyone a more lengthy reading experience (and to make up for the short chapters I've put up recently), I'll blend the two together.
Now that we have THAT out of our way, let's get this double-stuffed chapter started!
Chapter 5: Of the Anonymous, and the Limitless
Superman and Priscilla made their way through the long slogs of Shadowkhan that stood in their way, smashing and crashing through every enemy that came in sight. Superman even froze a few with his ice breath before coming down on them with a slam of his fist. Priscilla's sword cut through the ones close by, while she took care of farther-away oncomers with blasts of wind.
"Any time these freaks wanna tak
The Subdark Emissary Chap. 1The Subdark Emissary Chap. 17 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter 1: It Begins </i>
The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.
- Ernest Hemingway
A massive arena was filled to the brim with all types of Toons. They all gathered here for one and one thing only: To see some ass kicking! Was it wrestling? No. Its too bogus. Was it boxing? No. Its too real. It was a simple match between two great fighters in a match of skill and entertainment. There will be blood Oh, wait. No, wait. There wont be. Just making a random movie reference.
Up in box seats were two ladies, eagerly awaiting the match. One was pretty, young teenaged girl with long blonde hair. She had blue eyes, and simply wore a white blouse and a pair of pink jeans. Her name was Rose. Next to Rose was an anthropomorphic, female mouse. She wore a regal pink gown and a golden crown upon her head. She was Queen Minnie Mouse, one of the rulers of this amazing land of heroes.
Isnt it a beautiful day, Rose?
The SubToon Emissary PrologueA/N: Alrighty, Smash Bros. fans! I'm officially back (once again), and with a parody of Super Smash Bros. Brawl's adventure mode, The Subspace Emissary! I know I tried starting it up before, but I wound up canning my previous two installments, and had to rejigger the cast to make it more dynamic; NOW, I had to re-recast Pit because the person who was playing Pit before wound up leaving me for personal reasons. But this time, I have the right pieces in place for an amazing Subspace Emissary parody!The SubToon Emissary Prologue7 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
So without further delays, let's begin things a bit differently than what you would expect...
Prologue: Enter, Mephiles the Dark
Beyond the realm of reality, there stood an empty space. A space with nothing but a simple crystal globe in the center. In this room stood a completely bald man in a business suit. He held some sort of pistol with him in case anything went awry. He was Lex Luthor, the owner of LexCorp. He slowly entered the room, not knowing what to expect.
"It seems you have been s
The SubToon Emissary Chapter 6A/N: Now let's get to the next part of the story, as we focus on a timid little girl with an extraordinary secret.The SubToon Emissary Chapter 67 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter 6: A Not-so-Relaxing Day at the Park
While many of the places in this world are beautiful, there are some...that seem desolate and barren. One such place is Somber Park. It's named such because of it's calm, yet eerily barebones environment. The strange thing about it was that it has all the essentials of a good park...benches, trees, and all kinds of other odds 'n' ends...but very few people seem to visit it.
Well...one person WAS visiting that park today.
That one particular someone was a young 10 year old girl with brown hair and silvery green eyes. She wore a black long-sleeved shirt with red and white sleevecuffs, a white neckerchief with a red stripe, a white skirt, black shoes, and a white sailor-esque hat with a black tassle. Her name was Sakura Kinomoto, a seemingly-ordinary girl who was really the keeper of a great magic.
She slowly walked through the par
SubToon Emissary Chapter 13A/N: You know, we haven't seen much of NL, Crunch, and Zim for a while...let's see what they're up to, shall we?SubToon Emissary Chapter 137 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter 13: 'Tail of the Brawl
"So lemme get this straight," Crunch said as he, NL, and Zim walked down a dirt road along the ocean. "I can play C-3PO in yo' Star Wars parodies?"
NL shrugged. "Well, if you feel like putting on a giant metal suit, sure!"
"Yeah, sounds like a good deal to me!" Crunch nodded.
"That would make ZIM Boba Fett, right?" Zim asked eagerly.
"What? You ain't even tall enough to be..." Crunch was in the middle of retorting back to Zim when a long, black arrow ran right through him and turned him into a trophy.
"That...doesn't look good," NL sweatdropped.
"Ahh! It's that wretched Earthling, Luthor!" Zim cried, pointing to a familiar robo walker.
"Well, well, the famous leader of Team Limit and his little green buddy," Lex snickered. "Care to be trophitized, boys?"
"Fat chance of THAT happening," NL snapped, drawing his Soul Sword.
"You cannot trophitize
The SubToon Emissary Chapter 4A/N: Now, let's journey into the hazy tropics and see what's brewing...The SubToon Emissary Chapter 47 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter 4: Invasion of the Wumpa Snatchers
The Wumpa Jungle...a serene rainforest filled with sheer beauty and wonder. A place where the rivers flow lazily through their courses and the trees stand high and majestic like kings. Yes, it's truely a grand sight to behold. The peace and tranquility of this jungle was never really shattered...
On a cliffside within the jungle, a cruiser rushed out of the forest area; it was a flatbed cruiser with a pile of large mango-like fruit in the back. Piloting the machine was a man in armor that read 'LEXCORP' across the chest.
"Sir, we've aquired the Wumpa Fruit," the man spoke into a communicator. "What now?"
"Lure the bandicoots to my destination," another voice said on the other end. "Don't worry, the LexBots won't kill them on contact; I'll deal with the both of them myself. But for now, move towards my location with the Wumpa Fruit. Don't let a single one drop
The SubToon Emissary Chapter 3A/N: Now, to explain why the last chapter was so short. I actually remembered something that my good friend No Limit 5 is doing for his own Subspace Emissary parody. See, he said that the chapters shouldn't be focused so much on the battles (unless of course they're extremely necessary to the chapter), but they should be focused more primarily on the adventure and what the heroes are fighting for. But don't worry, I'll be sure to include some intense fighting scenes where they count; for the moment, though, the story is focused more on the heroes' task at hand.The SubToon Emissary Chapter 37 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Anyway, enough blabbering and talking about the layout of the chapters; let's get back to Bugs and Kairi and see how things are on their end!
Chapter 3: Daffy at the Helm?
It had been a few solid hours since Bugs and Kairi had escaped Sky Colosseum before it succumbed to the darkness. Even now, they were still flying through the endless sea of clouds in Bugs' biplane. With each passing moment, they were growing more worried...an
The Obscurum Emissary ProlougeA/N: Dr.Dude here! That's right, I'm making a Subspace parody too! Not an original concept, I know, I know. But what the hey, who can resist the adventure mode of Super Smash Bros Brawl eh? Anyway, hope you like the first chapter of The Obscurum Emissary!The Obscurum Emissary Prolouge7 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Prolouge: A Nefarious Meeting
The darkness... A truely mysterious entity. If one regular mortal were to find himself trapped inside this deep void, their heart would shatter with unbound terror and horror. But to those with hearts of evil, the darkness welcomes them with open arms. The same goes for one particular being in this empty realm.
This being was a man with raven hair, a stitch-like scratch on the front of his face, going from check to cheek, a green fur coat with the sleeves unused, an orange shirt with black rims, a blue undershirt, a cigar in his mouth, a golden hook for his left hand, black pants, and black shoes. This man is Mr.0 Crocodile, one of the Seven Warlords of the Sea. He looked a little bored, probab
CaterpillarAmerican McGees Alice PoemCaterpillar7 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
By Seth Vandenburg
How doth the Caterpillar of Wonderland
Speak words of wisdom, with hookah in hand
He hath been called a Wiseman, an intellect
Yet Alice wondered if she failed to detect
That the Caterpillar knew how the story was planned
He knew it all, how the story goes
The fire, the tragedy, and Alices woes
Her once kind world of cards and hares
Now transformed to a world of nightmares
The Caterpillar told Alice of the path she now chose
The death of the Red Queen
Was the true goal that hath to be seen
For once dead the Queen should be, Caterpillar hath said
Wonderland would be whole again, no more to behead
Alice accepted the journey, knowing only she would fix her hearts debris
Is it possible Caterpillar knew all along?
Did he know truly know whom to the outcome belonged?
Either way, Caterpillar found the peace he sought
His wisdom unbeaten as Alice and the Red Queen fought
And he now continues singing
Cheshire CatAmerican McGees Alice PoemCheshire Cat7 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Entitled Cheshire Cat
By Seth Vandenburg
Wonderlands mysterious grinning feline
His riddles, ever so divine
But on first sight to Alice
Who before, her heart never had malice
The cat was as strange as all the signs
As of now, the Cheshire Cat has changed
His fur, his riddles, all of him rearranged
Body a skeleton-form, a ring in his ear
And his grin was much worse to fear
His teeth, completely fanged
His sudden transformation, so very uncouth
All of him changed, body to tooth
No normal man would dare to delve
To fight the Cheshire Cats corrupted shell
Though Alice was calm, to tell the truth
They both journeyed together through Wonderland
Through treacherous hordes of enemies, band by band
The Red Queens domain, they soon appear
The end game forever near
Though sadly, the Cheshire Cat met his end by the Red Queens hand
Grimm and AliceCrossover PoemGrimm and Alice7 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Entitled Alice and Grimm
By Seth Vandenburg
The story of Alice in Wonderland
A wonderful story, written by hand
About a young English girl
Whose mind spins and twirls
In a world from her imaginations demand
Grimm, the terror of fairy tales
The happiness makes his heart angrily wail
He decided to use his dark magical glory
To make his own version, miserable and gory
And made Alices third adventure, with hammer and nail
The tragedy, the woes, and the nightmares
Alice was put in the asylum, under special care
She fought back through her corrupt mind
The deeds she done, truly unkind
To kill the Red Queen, never truly knowing who and where
Grimm watches with anger and satisfaction
At Alices journey for redemption
Anger for she wanted a happily ending
Satisfied with her bloodlust unmending
Grimm knew he completed a monsters creation
KHWT Opening 2In a dark part of a building, a spotlight shone on one single trophy. It was large, and had a very intricate design to it. On the stand it was engraved, 'To the grand winners of this tournament. You just didn't win this battle...your hearts did.' It was truely a marvelous sight.KHWT Opening 27 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"So many teams..." whispered a female voice in amazement. "But just one trophy...who's gonna win it all?"
"We will," a male voice responded. "I'll be sure of it."
(The music to Bryan Adams' 'Life is an Open Road' plays as the logo of 'Kingdom Hearts: The World Tournament' appears in gold letters.)
I'm sittin', at the wheel...
Sora, Riku, and King Mickey touch their Keyblades together, forming an orb of white light.
I got a, green light...
Priscilla, a.k.a. AmberWind993 (of Team Elemental), polished her Lightweaver Sword as Samara Morgan stood closeby with her arms folded.
I'm not a, 'fraid of nothin' 'cause,
Heart and soul, I'm, built for life...
Daffy Duck (of Team Limit) skillfully spun his nunchuks while sta
Link to Life PrologueLink to Life Prologue7 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Prologue: Dive into the Soul</i>
Three different factors
Three different definitions
Three different abilities
This is what a young fourteen-year old girl is about to learn. And through her journey, she shall discover new allies new friends new enemies new lands and most importantly discover who she will become.
Perhaps youll like to hear the tale?
Well now, it begins 24 years after another story has ended
Rika slowly opened her eyes, seeing bubbles as she sunk down from the surface of an ocean. She took a breath; surprising Rika that air filled her lungs. She couldnt be underwater. Almost as if shes sinking into empty space. This couldnt be real. Was it a dream? This didnt happen to normal people Then again, Rika Itonami wasnt an entirely normal girl. Deep in her thoughts, Rika didnt realize that she had finally reach
GrimmAmerican McGees Grimm PoemGrimm7 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
By Seth Vandenburg
Once upon a time
Happy endings were always sublime
Though there was one man who wanted to see
All of that happiness replaced with misery
For it was misery he saw to be divine
Grimm was the mans name
Darkness and misery was his game
He longed to replace happiness with sadness
Grimm, here, was on a mission of madness
His power will put all to shame
Cinderella, Pied Piper, and Little Peep Bo
Grimm turns their glee to misery and woe
The wolf, the rats, the wicked witch
The happy endings were theirs to hitch
The happy endings just HAD to go
The fairy tales then all bow
To the misery Grimm will allow
It was now dangerous to dwell
In the realm where we can all tell
Happily Ever After ends now!
Witchblade and DarknessCrossover PoemWitchblade and Darkness7 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Entitled Witchblade and Darkness
By Seth Vandenburg
The arm of goddesses, the hand of the devil
Tis a great weapon with power of high level
Sara Pezzini to be named
Is the latest bearer the Witchblade claimed
With a heavy price, down came several
The black murder, the slithering Hell
Dormant until 21 years in this story to tell
Johnny Etstacado, the bearer of this power
Is the latest in line to be showered
By the Darkness demands and no-wells
To kill, to live, to love, to die
The Witchblades moral, no one sees why
To resist, to obey, to consume, to hate
This is what opens the Darkness gates
None of these rules the bearers can defy
Power. Blood. Ecstasy.
Evil. Hunger. Philosophy.
Both are power to what the bearers get
But which of the two is the real puppet?
Etstacado? Or Pezzini?