Aquarius HaikuCosmic OasisAquarius Haiku5 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
Seek the Aquarian Age
This is the dawning
Notable Quotables - Astrology"By far, the fire signs are the most confrontational. If you piss off an Aries, they'll run you over in their truck. A Leo won't run you over, but only because they're distracted with looking for a bigger truck. A Sagittarius will run you over with a vespa because they think it's cool."Notable Quotables - Astrology6 years ago in Scraps More Like This
~Me, explaining astrology to my friend.
For You, My AngelsYou're a green mushroom.For You, My Angels6 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
You're a hundred rings.
You're a medipack
Filled with healing things.
You're a thunderstorm
On a humid day.
Drown the anger out.
Wash the hate away.
And when I am hurt,
Crying too hard to see,
I'm still not lost because
I know you're watching over me.
You are my angels,
Special from the rest.
My last string of sanity
Is something that can attest.
So all I want now
Is this interlude,
A chance for me to
Express my gratitude.
Poetry VandalismPoetry Vandalism5 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
Quiet fortress burns.
A sad, perfumed angel eats.
Empty eye opens.
Three Word Movie SynopsesAnaconda - Big Freaking SnakeThree Word Movie Synopses4 years ago in Scraps More Like This
Barb Wire - Casablancas Retarded Cousin
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs - Food Rain Problematic
Donnie Darko - Stop Doing Drugs
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - Well, Forget You!
Full Metal Jacket - Born To Snap
Ghostbusters - Haunted Buildings Suck
Homeward Bound - Animals Versus Nature
Indiana Jones (any of them) - Its A Trap!
Jacobs Ladder - Wait, Hes Dead?
King Kong - Were All Monsters
Labyrinth - Bowie In Tights
Madagascar - City Slicker Animals
No Country for Old Men - Ima Take This...
Oceans Eleven - Ratpack Busts Casinos
Paranormal Activity - Thats Freaky Shit
Queen of the Damned - Glamourous Bloodsuckers Party
Rashomon - I Remember Differently
Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants - Girls Gone Nostalgic
Titanic - Poor People Drowning
Usual Suspects - Cant Stop Talking
Vertigo - Heights And Impersonators
Walk the Line - Man In Black
Xmen - Sharpest Claws Win
Yojimbo - Take
Haiku Thru The MonthsJanuaryHaiku Thru The Months8 years ago in Scraps More Like This
Sunny, cold, and bright.
The year begins anew now.
Happy New Year all!
Groundhogs predict spring,
But winter is relentless.
Valentine's Day sucks.
March is really cold.
Honestly, why's it so cold?
"March of the Penguins."
No rain, no flowers.
"April is the cruellest month."
Exams are to blame.
Queen Vicky's birthday again?
Let's launch explosives!
The weather is hot.
I wish I could wear shorts now.
Blast!! I'm still too fat!
I have no backyard.
My sister's friends took over.
What's with all these bugs?
It's way too f---ing hot now.
I miss wintertime.
Tuition is nuts.
I have to buy more school stuff.
Books are expensive.
Cool and peaceful time.
Watch out for kids with pumpkins.
Leaves turn into fire.
Most depressing month,
But term papers aren't so bad,
Or lest we forget.
My DiseaseMy disease has no nameMy Disease3 years ago in Scraps More Like This
No coloured ribbon
No awareness month nor special day
When people say
"this goes out to anyone who needs a friend,"
I know they mean anyone but me
I'm not one of them
And therefore their enemy
And all I can do
Is wait for the day
When "everyone" means everyone
Until I get my ribbon