Sucks To Suck. (Roxas x Reader)"Dude. All you gotta do is apologize."Sucks To Suck. (Roxas x Reader)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"… It's not that simple." Roxas said with a frown.
His azure orbs watched as Axel furrowed his brows and scratch the back of his head, obviously confused.
"… But it wasn't even that ba-"
"I missed our 2 year anniversary." The blond countered dully.
The redhead blinked.
"… Not that bad."
Roxas facepalmed slightly. Obviously, no one understood the gravity of his current situation.
"She waited for me at that fancy restaurant in 104."
"For 2 hours."
"Then she walked home."
"In the pouring rain."
It went silent for a moment.
"Sucks to suck bro."
Roxas just sighed.
A tick mark appeared on the back of Roxas's head.
"Like. Really really screwed."
"Well. I wouldn't be screwed right now if SOMEONE hadn't dragged me to Lightning's party, gotten me drunk as fuck and left me there because I was too WAY drunk to drive ALL the way to 104." He ranted, his voice slowly getting louder and louder til he pra
AkuRoku You Spin Me Right RounDisclaimer: KH © Square-Enix, and Disney. I do not own the characters.AkuRoku You Spin Me Right Roun5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Axel sighed harshly, his hand holding his head up as his elbow was propped on the table. He's just about had enough... He couldn't take it anymore!
"Lookie at me Axel!" Roxas giggled, spinning around the man quickly.
Roxas had just figured out that Axel was a Nobody, and since he was the 'Noble Keyblade Master', he had the ability to use defensive attacks against Nobdies, right?
So what does he use against Axel?
That one move made Roxas spin behind his enemies, and if he kept using it, it would spin him around in a 360 rotation, which made the little blonde Nobody giggle.
For days he has been using this against his best friend, and Axel was just fed up! Having someone spin non-stop around you, with a high pitch giggle was just plain annoying!
"Roxas! For Kingdom Heart's sake, stop! I've had enough!"
Roxas pouted, snapping his fingers. "Awwwww~! Do I have too?"
"Yes!" He hissed back, glaring.
Chinese Relations 101How to Deal With Chinese People 101Chinese Relations 10111 years ago in Humor More Like This
By Ling Zhou
When dealing with individuals of foreign nationalities, it could sometimes be difficult to know how you should proceed. Since I am of Chinese origin, I have compiled a list of actions to employ when relating to Chinese persons. Remember to use the actions as often as humanly possible to avoid any awkwardness. Many of the following points can be modified to apply to other nationalities as well.
1. Do NOT Distinguish Between Geographical Differences and Neighboring Nationalities: All Asians are the same, and therefore you should take no time to separate two Asians with different nationalities. In the brotherhood of Asianality, language barriers disappear; all Chinese people can speak Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, and vise versa. In fact, any time you see a language that looks like it could be written with a calligraphy pen, assume it is Chinese. Ask Chinese people if they are samurais or ninjas, and if they know the Dalai Lama. After all,
A Lamp's DreamNighttime. School wasnt really lonely at night, since there were always the other electronics around to talk to, but they were all asleep. Only Lampy stayed up. He had a job to do, after all, and he wasnt going to shirk it.A Lamp's Dream6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
His light still on, Lampy gazed down at the cluster of white eggs confined in the tank. They seemed to reflect his light back at him. From the teacher, the orange lamp knew that these eggs had to be constantly warmed so they could hatch and little yellow baby birds came out. Usually, it was the mother who sat on them and gave warmth, but in a classroom setting, that was his job. To warm with his light.
He didnt turn his stare away from the eggs. Not at all. Not when the door creaked, not when the tree banged against the window, not when the fan in the corner coughed loudly before finding a more comfortable standing position. This was life he was taking care of! He couldnt afford to avert his glow one second!
Lampys bulb burned out.
GH: FtM Chapter2A/N: I finally got around to finishing. Allow me to just put down my glass of sangria and bowl of pitted date fruits...how I pamper myself...GH: FtM Chapter27 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Here is a quote I used to help establish an unspoken mood for my readers. Also because quotes iz vurry, vurry classy.
I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance.
Chapter 2: Get into Position by Facing your Partner
Unlike the graceful shower of crystalline snowflakes, dancing in jolly swirls to the gymnasium floor, Reggie was stiff and overwrought with stress.
Above all else he was very very stressed. This showed significantly when the large gym door slammed behind him, causing him to visibly flinch at the ear-shattering bang. The teasing flurries ceased in their numbers, then vanished entirely.
Though only in his Junior year of High School, the lycan had been making lucrative steadfast actions towards finding a good college upon his graduation. Presumably most top schools had strict rules agains
More Disney CheapquelsRata2ille: Skinner is back and wants to close down Remy's restaurant!More Disney Cheapquels6 years ago in Humor More Like This
WALL-E 2: A glitch has happened when making the new editions of WALL-E. The sandstorm ruins the electricity and makes them evil! Now WALL-E, EVE, M-O and the other robots have to save the Earth before its population has to go back on the Axiom again!
Bolt 2: Bolt finally gets superpowers!
Roadside Romeo 2: After having puppies, Romeo and Laila write their own Bolly version of Romeo & Juliet.
High School Musical 5: Troy and Gabriella marry, but being parents doesnt stop them from singing!
High School Musical 6: Office Years: After marriage, the kids from East High School have fully grown up, and this time theyre singing at an office!
High School Musical 7: Nursing Home: Many years later, the gang are still singing! (Oh, Lord)
High School Musical 8: Death: The gangs last chance to sing!
High School Musical 9: New Life: Whos singing n
Make Me Normal...Make Me Normal...10 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Make Me Normal
Trapped in my own little world,
Intertwined in a life of confusion,
Caught in the mist of rejection,
Cursed with an eternity of suffering.
Misunderstood, day in, day out;
No one saw it through my eyes,
Never felt it through my skin,
They did not even know it exists.
Pushed around where ever I go,
Misjudged by the Jury of the norm,
Injustified verdict inevitably passed,
Sentenced by those who are different.
New days arrise dawns of distress,
Continue to learn more of the curse,
The more I do, the more it hurts me,
Makes me feel I could had been more.
It would indeed be a wonderful life,
Wonderful to live life without a curse,
But I was born, and shall die with it,
I just wish you could Make Me Normal...
Poetry (c) Melee Kirby
A Vacuum's DreamOkay, so the day was kind of weird. Kirby rationalized that it was a dream, as he knew that he had been in the middle of the forest, and now he (and everybody else) was sitting in some kind of shiny white place. Like a hospital, or something. The whole area was so smooth and plain. There were no signs of tiles, no sign of people, no doors, no windows, no warning where the walls began and the floor stopped. Really weird.A Vacuum's Dream6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Not that he was really concerned. It was only a dream, after all.
His dream group was looking around in confusion and slight alarm, apparently since they didnt expect to be in this blindingly white space either. The dream version of these brats were rather accurate. Dream-Blanky looked like he was going to cry and Dream-Lampy constantly jerked his head around, as if trying to see everything even though there was nothing to see. Dream-Toaster looked pretty worried, but wasnt shaking as much as Dream-Blanky was. And Dream-Radio well he
It's Hard to be a Brony (Song Parody)It's Hard to be a Brony (Parody of "Proud to be a Brony" by BlackGryph0n)It's Hard to be a Brony (Song Parody)3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
On the 'Net if you would ask me what I watch in my spare time
No I probably wouldn't tell you what was really on my mind
'Cause lately I've been thinking that there's a reason I should hide
FiM causes tension in a minute, and it kinda hurts my pride
Why can't I search up Fluttershy without some creepy messed up porn
How can these artists draw this shit, and not expect a lot of scorn?
Why can't I search up Pinkie Pie without a link to someone's gallery of rule 34?
You see I used to like other fans of My Little Pony. Not any more.
It's hard to be a brony!
So many make me feel embarrassed by their attempts at their OCs
And though they tell me it's original, it doesn't look like it to me!
So for those who hate and call us faggots; could you please remember this:
There's as many rabids in our fandom, as those who hate that old game Myst
Why can't they see that Rainbow Dash doesn't have to turn out gay
And they will us
AddictionBroken hopes have roped them inAddiction3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Cravings spoken by their sins
Savings spent to dust again
Actions fueled by greed
Soaking tongues salvate and savor
Rocket highs and potent flavors
Trading pockets, friends and favors
Taste buds start to bleed
Neighbors who trusted each other
Backstab and sell out their brother
Just to taste that devil butter
A sea full of misdeeds
Shaking in anticipation
Can't escape the situation
Hooked in by their desperation
Your system wants to feed
Addiction cracks the sanest mind
Polluting thoughts from the inside
Corrupted souls commit the crime
You can't deny the need
Tears of the SpringI couldn't look you in the eye.Tears of the Spring9 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I was afraid of what you'd tell me.
Could the cause of my uneasiness just be born
from my slithering insides?
No reason to feel this way.
There was no reason to imagine what might be wrong.
Trying to recall precious memories seemed
a million miles away,
and the tears shed gave no remorse for my pain.
I was thinking of you.
I was always thinking of you.
It started to rain, and my tears ran with the water,
creating a flowing stream of sadness
that nothing could attempt to wash away.
These tears were for you.
Those eyes... so beautiful, so painfully beautiful...
Will I never see them again?
Please, don't tell me so!
I still want you.
I have always wanted you.
Look... even in the rain, the flowers are still in bloom,
spreading their colors across the park.
Can't you see how secure they are?
Even the mild breeze does not ruffle their petals,
their heads held high and fast against all enemies.
Like them, I'm standing firm against the storm!
Am I not good enoug
Brony - Song Parody"Brony" (Parody of "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift)Brony - Song Parody4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
I was alone on my laptop yesterday
That's when I noticed that something was awry
My Little Pony was everywhere I looked
I'm in my room, it's a typical Tuesday night
I only meant to watch the first episode, that's right
And now it is hard to admit that I'm hooked
But it seems some blokes dig these horse folk
Now all my friends give me all these weird looks
Thinking 'bout the day to use my new humor
All my jokes are twenty percent cooler
Screw Spongebob, G.I. Joe, and Transformers
I just wanna see some more of Rarity
I'm now a brony
Now I'm a brony
Watchin' the show alone in my bedroom now
At least I'm not all alone in this fandom
Laughing at Pinkie Pie, thinkin' to myself
Hey isn't she random?
I can't help but smile when everyone in the town
Freaks out because there's rabbits all around
You ask "Why do you even like a show like that?"
I don't think that I can ever answer that
Lauren Faust can't make this boring
What I'm 'bout to s
Art of the Troll - Song ParodyArt of the Troll (Parody of "Art of the Dress" from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)Art of the Troll - Song Parody4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Thread by thread,
Bitching 'bout the typo
Trolling in the answers page by page
Making sure the asker gets angry
And the other people fill with rage
Always pissing off the Xbox users
Making sure the furries feel like losers
I'm acting like a troll
Chan by chan
Pissing off the admins
On a roll
Don't you know not to talk to a troll?
Pretend to be a Bieber fan's desire
Make those Omegle users retire
Think I'll mock that idiot guy's fails
Then laugh at him when he wails
It's Youtube's new troll
Rick Rolling's easy
Everyone clicks the link
Other people never tease me
But I bother them
[Spoken] Do you think this joke's cheesy?
Perhaps quite racist
Now a lie
All these people scream "Please die!"
Making sure it fits for Yahoo's board
Don't think that I'll ever get bored
And although it makes them go berserk
I don't care if I look like a jerk
I'm being a rude troll
Post by post, b
Monday - Song Parody"Monday" (parody of "Friday" by Rebecca Black)Monday - Song Parody4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
[Various groaning sounds from a headache]
Seven A.M., waking up late for work
Gotta get dressed, then I fall downstairs
Gotta make breakfast, but I burn my eggs
Rushin' everything, the clock is goin'
Tickin' on and on, so I keep on rushin'
Then I head down to the bus stop
Get hit by the bus, I step inside (inside)
Geezers in the front seats
Muggers in the back seats
Gotta make up my mind
Which hell should I take?
It's Monday, Monday
God I wanna die on Monday
Something tells me I won't make it to the weekend, weekend
Really ain't a fun day
Really wish this motherf***ing week would just end
Miserable, miserable (Yeah)
Miserable, miserable (Yeah)
It sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks
Really wish it was the weekend
9:45, I'm workin' at my desk now
Takin' so long, wish that time would fly
Work, work, think about work
I can't take a piss
I got pissed, boss got dissed
I get fired for a fight, ay
I lost this, I just wish
Aspergers - The Curse We Bear:~ AloneAspergers - The Curse We Bear:7 years ago in Biography & Memoir More Like This
~ Dark minded
~ Kids with Asperger's/Autism feel like they're alone. No one understands them. It's like everyone you know hates you and you don't know why.
~ The rate of Autism:
20 years ago: 1 in 10,000
5 years ago: 1 in 500
Today: 1 in 166
Twenty years from now: ?
~ The puzzle pattern on the ribbon reflects the mystery and complexity of Autism/Asperger's. The different colors and shapes represents the diversity of people and families living with this disorder. The brightness of this ribbon signals hope - hope through research and increasing awareness throughout the world.
~ Everyone is unique!
~ Autism and Asperger's are life long disorders.
~ Love make
Stupid Stories: Moo-CheeStupid Stories: Moo-Chee5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Story created in May 2001
A Walt Disney Pictures release
Pixel Pictures and Maxwell Animation Present
In association with 4 Kids Entertainment
A Pixar Animation Studios film
"Moo-chee the Big Fat Baby The Movie"
Once upon a time, there was a girl, a teenager and a baby who lived with their Mum and Dad. One day, the girl said, "Where's the baby?" and the teenager got her for her (geddit?). But then they found danger so pressed their button and they turned into a giant baby called Moo-chee! Dad was shocked! "What should we call this?" said Dad. "Moo-chee" said Mum.
One day, they went searching for evil monsters. Moo-chee said, "Where are they?" Dad said, "I don't know". But, men came round and said, "Fire that monster!" and Dad thought her nickname was 'Totzilla'. Moo-chee was frightened. Dad went inside but Mum told Dad to go outside but monsters were out. Moo-chee was going to teach them a lesson
Wolf of MeThe wolf inside, i feel him stirring his pain is my pain because we are one..Running wild an being free, that is where the wolf in me wants to be..Wolf of Me8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Head held high sing to the moon Let your cries of joy be heard..My paws hit the ground with a steady beat, my heart throbs in my chest as as I push forward..
I cannot not stop, it feels to good, the breeze flowing through me, my fur though dark gives off a shine somewhat sparkle..
All i see is green, what surrounds me is true beauty, Something I longed for an search so long is finally mines, I can't go, this freedom is like rare stones, it's priceless, nothing could better..
To be carefree an let yourself go, leave behind the pains of a troubled soul..This human form I once had, is full of problems, full of pain..
The ones I called family, never understood just how different an unique I really was. Every night I'd dream the day my destiny would become happily ever after..
Waking up every morn, the same routine, the same troubled boring life
The Mythology of MetalDISCLAIMER: If you're "emo" or have emo friends, or disagree with what i place up here take no offense. it's all in good fun.The Mythology of Metal9 years ago in Settings More Like This
Ozzy Osbourne - First god of metal
Rob Halford - He is, THE METAL GOD!!! He resurected metal after it was betrayed by the four prophets.
Bruce Dickinson - God of light and arts and heir to the thrown of metal. His powers match that of the metal god himself
Eddie the Head - Minion of Bruce Dickinson
Vic Rattlehead - the god of war
Danzig - God of Hardcore, a distant cousin to metal. He is known as the bridge between metal and punk, for he is well known in both
Manowar - the gods of Black wind, Fire, and steel.
Charolette the Harlot - Goddess of love and beuaty...and prostitution.
Dio - Known as the Holy Diver. The messenger of the metal gods as well as the prince of the metal gods.
Melissa - goddess of witch craft. lover of King Diamond.
King Diamond - King of storytelling and the dark arts
Iommi - Created the metal gods.
Varg Vikernes - God of darkn
AnxietyI lose controlAnxiety9 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
My stomach turns
My mind fears
"Your gonna be fine"
I can't stop
Can't regain control
Can't stop the fear
I try to relax
I try to clam
Then a voice
What I know
But it's different
As soft as cotton
As gentle as
A warm breeze
I begin to calm
I regain control
I am happy again
Till next time.
TwinkleThe gift of lifeTwinkle3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
so precious and brief,
gives off a light
a soul can see.
the eyes of another,
the answer there
within you will discover.
The light that shines
in the eyes of a life,
twinkles like a star
in the wonder of the night.
A magical spark
that gives no hue,
simply showing off
the life in you.
The opposite is
an ashen blue,
the end of a life
its secret clue.
It's the color of the sky
with a gathered haze,
not deep and blue
but cold and grey.
You see it with love
when you look in the eyes,
of souls that are ending
their journey through life.
I looked into your eyes today
and I did not see the sky,
I feel a sense of calm relief
It's still the stars I see.
EELSEELS.EELS8 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Up inside ya,
Finding an entrance where they can,
Eels, up inside ya,
Finding an entrance where they can,
Boring through your mind, Through your tummy, through your anus.
Give it up now.
I was obsolete, I couldnt hear the beat, staggering about on me old man's feet,
With one foot in the grave,
And now Im new rave.
It's a mashup.
A pie and mash-up.
Elements of the past,
And Elements of the future,
Im comin at ya,
Im the Hitcher,
Let me put you in the picture.
Elements of the past and the future combining to make something not quite as good as either.
The Night Eddy went Crazy(Music starts)The Night Eddy went Crazy11 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Down in the Cul-De-Sac all the kids are playing toys
With the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When this kid shouted out, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a gun in his hands and cheap candy on his breath
From his head to his sneakers he was covered in ammo
Like a little short 3 haired disgruntled scamming Rambo
And he smiled as he yelled with a twinkle in his eye
"This is a new scam-YER ALL GONNA DIE!"
The Night Eddy went crazy
The Night Ed leader went insane
Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
Something finally must've snapped in his brain
Well Peach Creek is bombed now, with almost everything dead
Everywhere you'll find pieces of the Kankers and Wilfred
He tied up the girls and he held them hostage
And he ground up poor Rolf into human sausage
He got Jonny and Kevin with his parents' Luger
And he slashed down Plank just like Freddy Krueger
Then he took a Molotov and barbecued the chickens
And he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like...well...ch