Things I'm not allowed to doTo police.......Things I'm not allowed to do7 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
1. When I am driving, and I see a cop, I am not allowed to put in my Dr. Dre CD, and blast the part of "Forgot about Dre", when he says, "Motherfuck the po-lice." and smile sweetly at said po-po.
2. Nor am I allowed to blow raspberries at cops, blow kisses, flick them off, or make sexy faces at them, as I drive by.
3. When I am pulled over by a policeman, I am not allowed to question their "athoriti", flirt with them, offer bribes, sexual favors, mispronounce their names on purpose, giggle at everything they say, scoff at them if and when I am read my rights, or mumble, "To serve and protect, my ass."
4. I also will no longer recite random lines from "SuperTroopers' to them, ask them if they are familiar with the movie, insist they are a character from the movie, or substitute 'meow' for the word now.
5. It is innapropriate to try and fart, vomit, burp, or make other bodily noises or functions occur to annoy them.
6. I will not bet the cop I can grab his gun before he
Play TimeThe ghost found Sanchez in the garden. Whispy tendrils of ecto-stuff swirled around his waist and legs, rising up his torso like thick ropes of cigarette smoke.Play Time7 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Sanchez stopped raking leaves and stood silently, eyes closed. A moment later he nodded, as if acknowledging a message. The whisps withdrew immediately. He finished raking within minutes, picked up a small trowel, and carried the tools across the garden to a ramshackle plastic shed where he stored them carefully. He stripped off his gloves and threw them into shed-shadows. Stretched, back muscles crackling.
Time for ghosts.
Sanchez trudged back to the house, lights springing up in the twilight around him, fireflies emerging as if from thin air. He clumped up the front stairs, across the weathered porch, and pushed open the ancient oak door with a creak. In the kitchen he opened a beer, wiped his brow, and made his way to the small but cozy living area where his TV and recliner lived. In one massive draught he swallowed half the
The day the leopards diedAlarm clock - check!The day the leopards died7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
The city humdrum - check!
The noisy guy upstairs - check!
The sound of running water - check!
The angry woman on the phone - check!
The furtive cat legions, stray, spoiled - check!
The wars on TV, clamorous, onerous, futile - check!
The shadowy stalkers returning to their hideouts - check!
The mother, worrying about offspring whereabouts - check!
The birds - a farrago of doves, gulls, sparrows, crows - check!
The dogs - spaniels, Great Danes, retrievers, pomeranians - check!
The plumber, wanting money for that job he never completed - check!
The bugs, the critters, the noises behind the walls, the eyes in your kitchen sink -
Check, check, check!
Everything accounted for, I look outside and find no leopards.
You would think that this was natural. This is not
leopard country, but I feel their absence elsewhere, and
I wonder why all the city eyes look inward.
So I walk.
I cut into the sunshine
and sail the concrete waves into
the green - no leopards, into
the blue - n
A Neko's Treat -Chapter 1-There I was, all alone. My three week old fur gave me little warmth as I shivered in the winter cold. I had wrapped my tail around my body for more warmth, but it did little help. I had hidden in a bush beside a walkway. Humans passed by the bush with their glances while I mew for my mother. No answers came as I cried out to her for hours. Finally, I gave up and nestled into my new home in the bushes. But I was suddenly awoken by something crashing into me!A Neko's Treat -Chapter 1-7 years ago in Teen More Like This
The thing and I rolled out of the bushes and into the walkway. I instinctively worked my way around until the rolling stopped with me on top. I pinned down what seemed to be a boy.
We looked straight into each other's eyes. My snarl was very... cute back then. The boy just gasped and hugged me to him. I felt no harm that would come from him. I only felt care and kindness with a loving touch.
The boy said, "I'm so sorry, Kitty! Please forgive me!" I gasped out a mew, trying to push away because he surprised me. Finally, he let me go
Xaldin must be emo."Hey, uh, Xaldin?"Xaldin must be emo.8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Xaldin looked up from the carrots he was chopping. It had been a quiet day in the Castle that Never Was; Axel, Roxas and Demyx had stayed out of everyone's hair, and Marluxia had asked for his help in the kitchen. It had been a quiet day, until Demyx had opened his mouth.
"What?" Dark blue orbs narrowed at the musician.
"Do you... ever, uhm, wash your hair?" he asked timidly. "I mean... the dreadlocks and all... not that you smell or anything!" he said quickly.
Xaldin stood up straight, towering over the Melodious Nocturne. "Do you ever fear for your life before Axel and Roxas put you up to this crap?" he asked, his lips pulling into a feral grin.
"Huh?" he looked genuinely befuddled; why, no one knew, because Demyx encountered more death threats than an ex-member of the Mafia.
"Start now..." Xaldin warned, holding one hand out to summon a ginsu. The other five would follow.
"Oh, damn it, not again! Axel!" Demyx turned and high-tailed it out of the kitchen. Down the
++Untitled++How long will it take for you to see++Untitled++8 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
that I'm still here.
Right here standing before you from
a distance when I saw you smiling.
The happiness that I see within you
with you friends as they joke around
to make you happy.
If only I can make you laugh and bring
smile to your beautiful face of innocent.
Though I am afraid that you'll turn around
and cry from despair that I am here.
Your best friends hugs you to comfort your
pain and saddness, as I disappear from
I want to make you smile everyday when I hug you
and tell you how much I love you.
As well to make you laugh with my goofy jokes
that way I saw your friends did it.
I hold a small pendant in my hand to remind
me of how much I love this girl.
I close my eyes to picture this beautiful and
innocent girl that way I saw when she hold
my hand and smile at me for the first time.
Will you be ashame of me when I tell you
that I want you to be with me when I'm sick
or dying from uncure illness.
Would cry for me when I smile a w
Badass: PrequelBadass: Prequel7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The tires of the sleek, black motorcycle came to a halt before the entrance of Gotham High School. Many passing students stopped to stare in awe and amazement at the foreign figure still straddled on the bike. No one seemed to recognize who was under the black bike helmet, although he did wear their uniform underneath a leather jacket.
On the second floor of the main campus building, three seniors occupied an empty classroom. Jack Napier sat in the back of the classroom with his feet raised, his uniform defied with his undone tie and unbuttoned shirt. To his right, against the window, were his two henchmen; Harvey Dent and Jonathan Crane. Harvey had his collar popped up and his shirt slightly undone, while Jonathan wore a vest over his refined uniform. The three of them (well, mostly Harvey and Jack) were engaged in a conversation about Harveys date last night.
And then after the movie, she totally we
Revving Up Chapter 1Revving Up Chapter 18 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Hey Jake, can you hand me an 5/8 wrench? Chance Furlong asked.
Chance was working on an old car that had a bad oil leak. His best friend, Jake Clawson, looked through the toolbox and was able to find the wrench his buddy needed.
Here ya go buddy, Jake said as he knelt down and handed Chance the wrench.
Chance tightened the bolts with the wrench and finally sealed the leak. The big kat scooted out from under the car and got out, cleaning his paws with an old rag.
That takes care of that problem, Jake, Chance commented as he dropped the rag down on the floor.
Chance, I wish you would stop doing that. Someone might slip on that, Jake nagged, picking up the rag and putting it on the table.
As the two friends sat down at the table, the phone started to ring. Chance got up and went to answer the phone, pressing the talk button.
Hello, Chance and Jakes Garage. How may I help ya? Oh hey! Havent heard from you in a whil
Te Vs Tanax 2-Tex VS DemyxTex VS Tanax- secret endingTe Vs Tanax 2-Tex VS Demyx8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Tex VS Demyx
Idea for story inspired by Yusuke-love's picture "Tex req."
A few hours after Tanax was turned into a Queen piece, Tex re-entered the room. Tanax looked up. She was still on the chess board.
"Change me back right now, Tex!!! I'm hungry..." Tanax said with her stomach growling.
Demyx walked into the room behind Tex and shut the door.
"Demyx?!!!" Tanax exclaimed.
"Don't worry Tanax. I'm here to win you back to normal." Demyx replied.
"Thank you, Demyx." Tanax said softly with a tear in her eye.
"No problem!" Demyx answered back.
Tex picked up Tanax and put her in his queen spot between to the king and the bishop. The game began.
Demyx wasn't doing so well against Tex. Then after hours of playing, Demyx lost. "Nooo!! I can't lose!" Demyx screamed.
Better safe....The two figures stood back to back on a rooftop not to far away, one had a single Ginsus over his right shoulder, the other held what looked like an odd crossbow/gun mix over his right as well, both had their cowls up, and both just watched the town silently.Better safe....9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Been a while," the one with the bow/gun spoke up, the other just chuckled in a soft tone, "Glad to see you keep promises…" the other continued, "You haven't changed one bit, still a moody bastard,"
"Who…" the one with the Ginsus started, in a low and dangerous tone, "are you calling moody?"
The one with the bow gun laughed and nodded.
"See? Point proven…"
The other frowned and turned slightly towards the other,
"How long has it been exactly?" he asked softly.
"Too long?" the other offered, sounding hopeful that the taller would agree and heard the laughter and frowned ever so slightly, knowing what was coming,
"Clearly..." came the shocking answer though and they both simply stood on the rooftop looking at each other, the one wit
Shy loveShy love9 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
if I told that I love you,
would you turn down my feeling?
There some things I want to tell you,
but I'm to scared to show it to you.
I maybe act like nothing wrong,
with a fake smile to show it.
I'm so sorry that I can tell you, but
I'm glad that your my friend......
my shy love to you is
a symbol of my friendship....
Never Truly Alone"It's not the same without you..." I whispered softly to myself as my obsidian eyes gazed out into the vast view of Konohagakure.Never Truly Alone6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Konoha is no longer the home I used to think of. No longer where I feel in place. It was nothing I considered as a 'friend' anymore but as an archenemy. According to Madara, Itachi was a double agent spy between Konoha and Uchiha. Konoha had accused them for the nine tailed fox demon's attack. My father, out of spite, planned a coup d'etat that would allow his clan to take control of the village. As a child, I was clueless about anything that went on behind the scenes. Not even I knew what my father and my elder brother were up to.
Back then, I would never have thought that my father would not recognize me until he finally realized the effort I've worked hard for. That was when he started teaching me this technique called Katon: Gokakyu no Jutsu. Well, just after I managed to create one humongous fireball, he then told me one peculiar thing that would change
Fairy SanctuaryIn the misty forests we dwell,Fairy Sanctuary7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Dancing and playing,
Skip along the flowers,
Freely we live,
Away from the hatred and scorn,
That of which we call "Man",
We live in peace, with the wood and the waves,
So high we reach,
With these wings of ours,
The eagle soars,
Straight to you,
None can see us,
Though some will cry,
We help those in pain,
And fly with their hearts,
Straight to the sun
Untitled XigDem...Stuff...It was always the same. He would wake up to a soft tap on his arm, or a barely audible "Hey, Xiggy?" and his eye would adjust to the darkness to see Demyx sitting at the edge of his bed, clutching the sheets with his eyes fixed at the same spot on the floor.Untitled XigDem...Stuff...8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Xigbar would hold out his hand to the younger nobody and pull him close, taking in the familiar warmth of his skin and the scent of his hair.
He would be vaguely aware of the Nocturne squirming and wiggling around to get comfortable, occasionally being bumped in the gut by a stray elbow or knee, all the while waiting patiently for him to relax.
And Demyx would eventually relax, his head falling to its usual spot on Xigbar's chest, his ear pressed against the scarred skin over where his heart should have been.
Xigbar knew what was coming. It happened every night. He knew Demyx was falling alseep; he could feel his bedmate's lips form a small smile as he mumbled, just like ever
Nobody War Ch. 1 Pt. 1 The Nobody WarNobody War Ch. 1 Pt. 18 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
By Tanaxanime & Sara-Lee-x
Chapter 1 - Let's Meet Kenxa, #55.
Part 1 - *sigh* Kenxa...
In the early evening, Arox, number 75 in Organization 70, was walking home to Org. 70's base in the World That Never Was. As he was approaching the tall building he stopped and turned his head slowly. CRASH!!!!!! Kenxa, number 55 in Org. 13, crashed into Arox while flying on her Flightboard. Flightboards are long, rectangular, boards in which you can fly on in the air. They are about two inches in height, about two yards in length, and about foot in width.
Arox fell face first into the snow. Kenxa fell on top
Dreams...?My days as a childDreams...?8 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
began in my childhood dreams
of my parents being there for me
when I need them
To know that they still love me
as child though my ages have grown,
I will forever be their little boy
who always dream of becoming a man
in a dream caslte
fill with my hopes and dreams....
KH2 Drama: Axel confessionKingdomhearts DramaKH2 Drama: Axel confession9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Summary: Just a cosplay moment with the Kingdomhearts character!! Very funny to notice what can they do without being serious!!!!
Casting crew: Axel, Demyx, , Larxene, Lexause, Luxord, Marluxia, Saix, Roxas, Vexen, Xenmas, Xigbar, Xaldin, Zexion
Special crew: Alex, Ayx, Ginxx, Tyxion, and Xanthe
Chapter one: Axel confession!
It's the day that our dear, fire person will confession to Roxas. He been practicing his line to himself while Demyx was there with him.
"Today the day, Demyx! I'm finally going to do it!!" Axel smile to himself while raising his finger in the air.
"That's great to hear......but are you sure that your going to tell him. I'm mean, what about the others." Demyx asked him while looking around.
"Nah, don't worry about them. It's me and Roxas that counts, not them." Axel pointed it out to Demyx.
"If you say so......" Demyx answered back with a cowardly smile at him.
A Yugioh Fairy TaleA FAIRY TALEA Yugioh Fairy Tale8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Once upon a time there was this cute little dragon.
The cute little dragon had nothing to do in his cute little house type thing,so he decided to go out and find something else to do.
Seto:I think I will go somewhere else.Like this Magician land.
And so he did.
However he did not realize that in this land dragons were considered...A DELICASSY!A magician came up to the dragon.
Yugi:... What was my line again?
Seto:NO!I was just bored!
Yugi:...Yea I'm bored too...
ANYWAY the dragon and the magician decided to become friends,as long as the magician didn't eat the dragon.
Yugi:I will be your friend.
Seto:Get away from me.
Yugi:Let's bring along my trusty pet-this dog,and my loyal type of creation thing-this scarecrow.
Otogi:T_T I'll never forgive you for this...
Mokuba:I fall apart!
And so the dragon,the magician,the dog,and the scarecrow went to another place.
Setoh look.Water place.
Pokemon A Whole New GenerationThe sunlight through her bedroom window kissed the young trainers eyelids, calling for her to reveal the dark orbs hidden behind them. Blinking a few times, and letting out a deep slow yawn as she sat up, a quick burst of sudden excitement shot through her as she suddenly remembered what day it was ... Finally, she breathed.Pokemon A Whole New Generation6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
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Unfortunately, the same excited feeling could not me shared by her mother the women within the sunlit kitchen, grasping a cup of tea. Every so often, mumbling something short and incoherent, and looking very much deep in thought.
These thoughts were interrupted, however, by the sound of her husbands footsteps as they made their way down the hall, she turned toward him, flashing him a smile and desperately trying to hide her nervousness.
Morning she chirped, meeting his sleepy eyes.
Morning he replies, his voice thick with a yawn, as he scratches his side. Todays t
The broken stringIt was her birthday.The broken string4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I sat there on my bed. I just woke up. Still half-awake, I stood up and got tripped by my used clothes on the floor. I remember going out last night, to hang out with friends, got lost on the way, and met a beautiful girl. I looked at my bed, and there she was, lying there with her whole body wrapped in the sheets. She was dazzling.
"Pervert," she whispered as she slowly opened her eyes.
"You were awake all along?"
"Nope. Just when I heard your clumsiness." She smiled. It was an everyday smile. It was nothing special. There were no real feelings behind that.
"I have to go." I picked up my clothes. It was her birthday.
"Why? Don't you know that a woman's body is at her most prepared when she just woke up?" I looked at her. She was sex-craved. I wonder what happened in her life that made her into this.
"I have to go." This time I emphasized my words with a sense of real urgency.
"Fine. You can come back tonight if you want to." She made a seducing pose as she said th
Tex VS TanaxTex VS Tanax8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Tex VS Tanax
Story by Yusuke-love & Tanaxanime
Typed by Tanaxanime
One day in Organization 13, one of it's members, Tex, wanted to play his favorite game, Chess. Tex is known as the Ultimate Challenger. A girl named Tanax, from Organization 70, heard of Tex "The Ultimate Challenger" and with her BIG ego, she decided to challenge him. He was so pleased when Tanax asked him to play. She told him that she was not gonna lose! "I never lose!" Tanax said with confidence. "The day I lose is the day I get a heart!" After she said that, they both sat down to play chess. Tex gave her a smirk.
The game went by very quickly. Piece after piece was taking off the chess board.(Mostly Tanax's pieces) Finally, there were only a few pieces left on the board. Tanax only had her queen, king, and a pawn.
"I'm gonna win! I'm gonna beat the Ultimate Challenger!!!" T
OC Naruto Profile: SatsujinName: SatsujinOC Naruto Profile: Satsujin8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Date of Birth: November 16
Birth Place: Konohagakure (former village)
Hair: Raven Blue, Short w/ ponytail
Eyes: Silver Gray
Weight: 121 lbs
Personality: Calm and collected; Power hungry; Arrogant; Cold-hearted; Silent; etc.
Occupation: Orochimaru's right hand man; Assasin Killer
Weapons: Shurikens; Kunais; Warrior Pills; etc
Extras: Satsujin has a wolf claw mark at the right side of his chest, it symbolizes where the wolf demon attacked him. He also had three piercings on the top left and right side of his ear, and a two bottom lip pierced by the right.
History: Satsujin was a young orphanage boy. He had no parents nor family, except for Tsume, a young wolf cub that he found in the forest. Later on, he found a mysterious wolf fang (made it into a necklace after) on the way, and was cursed when h