Like Twilight? Don't Read.After walking out of the Twilight movie (an adaptation of a best-selling book that resulted in a cult following of fangirls, teenies and wannabe Mrs. Edward Cullens) I was struck with a horrendous and barely comprehendible thought.Like Twilight? Don't Read.6 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Vampires are we know them have ceased to exist.
Gone are the days where supernatural creatures of the night wore long capes, hid fangs, got staked and were deathly scared of a common kitchen ingredient. Goodbye Dracula, you were great while you lasted.
Now they fall in love with teenage girls, act severely bipolar, kill fuzzy little cute animals that are completely innocent, and even sparkle in the sun, just like an ADD kids collection of shiny objects.
So, this movie, you may wonder. If its based on a book that has girls screaming around the world and boys wanting to rip their own brains out through their nostrils, it must be good, right?
You could not be more wrong.
I seriously cannot stress how completely wrong you are.
Hogwarts ch1 I appsolutly hate having to be schooled. Though Dumbledore promised me a good education, that my wings wouldn't be a bother. I had very large heavy 'Angelic' wings. I could place them in my back like a tattoo, but they're still so long and large that the end-feathers pass my waist onto my bottom. I was able to live with humans, but I was miserable. That's when Ms.McGonagal and Pro. Dumbledore found me. They told me it would be a tough year because the ministry would be watching the school, but I didn't ask why.Hogwarts ch16 years ago in Teen More Like This
I told the professor that I'd be there on the first day. I had a suit case packed with everything I had and I was welcome to get medical help from both the Med staff and a... Hagrid? Magic creatures teacher... I had my wings in and had been ready five minutes before bording the Hogwarts train. I had a Bearded Dragon as a pet... but the thing is... it was in fact, Magical. It even breathed fire. I
Creepy Pasta: Friends?Let me begin by stating I don't believe in magic. It is simply a variation of illusions and the trick of the hand. For I am a girl of science, one that believes almost anything can be explained through logic. Reason I say almost is because something happened...something even I can't figure out. Now before you close this note, and get on with your own life, let me repeat that I only list the facts and the facts go like this...Creepy Pasta: Friends?3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was a quiet, sublime morning, which was a near impossible task in my household. Had it not been for the fact, my siblings were off, whether at work or studying at institutes, the home would have been a buzz of chatter and life. Yet the peace did little to stifle my unsettling nerves that creped along the vertebrate of my spine. I took to work automatically, eating a simple meal of cereal with a plastic spoon.
Top5Ways to annoy Oogie Boogie5. Refuse to play strip poker with him.Top5Ways to annoy Oogie Boogie7 years ago in Humor More Like This
4. Squish every bug you see. If it's a big one, be sure to really grind that sucker into the ground.
3. Call him "Your Bugginess".
2. Sign him up for a gambler's help hotline.
AND NUMBER ONE...
1. Gently remind him that fangirls aren't everything.
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MusicHe stepped up to his mic, shading his eyes against the glare of the multicolour lights and dispersed laser flares. You can't see much when you're on stage looking out. Everything is just a dark silhouette. You can't really hear much either. Everything is roaring and reverberating but once you step into that light it becomes nothing, just background static.Music11 years ago in Philosophy & Perspectives More Like This
He checked his gear one last time, lightly touching each piece, checking that everything was in its place: the cold metal control dials, the smooth rubber jack, the metal boxes attached to his belt, routers, modifiers, amps, the wire running cold up his back to the almost invisible earphones. The crowd was quiet now, it seemed, but he knew that wasn't true. The crowd was as loud as it ever was, but he didn't hear them. Somewhere in the back of his head he could hear the four staccato clicks of the drum sticks, and somewhere far away the speakers roared to life, but he didn't hear any of it. In the corner of his eye he could see the l
Band GeekismBand Geekism:Band Geekism9 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
-It's alien abductions.
-It's pondering the existence of football.
-It's going to football games for free.
-It's pins and t-shirts.
-It's just a jump to the left with your hands on your hips.
-It's your first experience with Astroturf.
-It's sleeping in the lockers.
-It's crying for the seniors your freshman year.
-It's always being accepted.
-It's finding ways to entertain yourself.
-It's 4,000 screaming fans.
-It's mile runs to get to a bathroom.
-It's lame sing-alongs.
-It's roller coasters and water rides.
-It's a zoo.
-It's hair, hats, and nails.
-It's the bus rides.
-It's living in the band room.
-It's the gloves.
-It's hyperventilating, then hypo-ventilating.
-It's prank calls.
-It's glow sticks.
-It's cheering for the rival.
-It's wearing a blanket.
-It's early mornings and late nights.
-It's Pixy Stix.
-It's Mountain Dew and Skittles.
-It's bringing Mountain due on the bus.
-It's all for one and one for all.
-It's playing dress-up.
Born a TraitorBorn a Traitor5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Born A Traitor
From birth he has been a traitor, having betrayed nature itself, and now he was about to betray the only family he had left. After this he would have no one. His only allies would be the dark shadow he called a Master and the dark side itself.
The engines of his gunship were humming peacefully. The calm before the storm, as it was called. There were at least twenty Clone Troopers in the ship with him. They were relatively quiet, checking their gear and rechecking it. Or were they? They could be conspiring against him at this very moment, plotting to kill him the moment he turned his back on them.
All beings were capable of betrayal in his dark eyes.
"Commander?" He called silently. "A word with you, if you please."
The blue-armored clone made his way through the crowd of soldiers and crouched in front of his superior, who had sat down in a corner, pitch-black robe covering him almost entirely. The Commander seemed alert, left hand on his holstere
A Filthy FinaleA FILTHY FINALEA Filthy Finale6 years ago in Horror More Like This
Oogie: It's payback time!
JAck: Is that all you've got to say?
Well, well, well!
What a pest you are!
Still around, huh? Ooh!
Can't say I like that!
So why don't you just give up?
You know: SURRENDER!
It's over, it's over!
Your scheme was bound to fail!
It's over, you're finished here
Your next stop will be jail!
He mocks me, he fights me
I don't know which is worse!
I might just split a seam now
If I don't die laughin' first!
What's this, a trick? I'm not impressed!
You're bad and now you're tall
It makes it all the more worthwhile
To see a giant fall!
Talk, talk, talk-But I tell you
This giant's goin' nowhere
If I where you, I'd take a hike!
There's danger in the air!
Jack and Oogie:
I'm the only Pumpkin King!
Jack: Halloween Town is mine!
Oogie: Well aren't we confident?
Well, I'm feeling angry
And there's plenty left to do!
I fought you
Orochimaru's Angst. Really.Orochimaru's Angst (Really.)Orochimaru's Angst. Really.8 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
DISCLAIMER: DON'T OWN. LIKE, AT ALL. SO DON'T SUE! SERIOUSLY! NARUTO AND ALL THE CHARACTERS BELONG TO THAT ONE GUY WHO CREATED THEM WHOSE NAME I CANNOT REMEMBER FOR CRAP. Kay.
I learn all this Jutsu shit, just to prove to people I'm not just that kid with the freak toad pervert kid and the genius sensei. And that superficial, hemophobic, cashless bitch.
And then, I get my ass handed to me, my ownage plans blown up in my face, plus my arms get all fucked up all in the same day. What the fuck?
And, since life is a bitch, I'm here. Angsting. Typing this with my fucking tongue. Kabuto, shut the fuck up. You were typing with cheetos dust on your fingers again; I can taste it. Kabuto, shut the fuck up! It isn't fucking funny!
And you! Fucking Konohagakure! Douchbags. Oh, and note to those three useless fucking ANBU jerkoffs who were waiting outside my barrier? Yeah?
Fred + George Weasley AnalysisFred + George Weasley Analysis7 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
Fred & George: A Short Character Analysis
Right, so first off I'm a big fan of the twins: both twins, not just Fred. I've always appreciated both as separate characters and I've never really understood how so many people never picked up on their differences. So I decided to do what I do best - RANT (wayhey!). Keep in mind this is just my own opinion based on what I've read in books 1-7.
In the first place it's important to know and understand the twins' differences, especially if you're writing a story that puts particular focus on them. Yes, both twins are bonkers, fun-loving, flirtatious, stubborn and lest we forget both in the possession of a razor sharp wit. The books may describe them as identical right down to the last freckle, but this doesn't mean that they are one hundred percent identical in personality - no twins are. In fact, if Fred and George were the same they wouldn't make such a good team. Fred and George are a perfect double act and in any double act you
100 things InuYasha wont do1. Ask Kagome on a date.100 things InuYasha wont do8 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. Admit his burning love for Kikyo.
3. Pick Kikyo over Kagome.
4. Tell Kagome thats shes fat.
5. Pretend his human form is actully his He-Man form.
6. Admit his brotherly love for Sesshoumaru.
7. Call Kagome a bitch when shes not looking.
8. Tell Kagome to fuck off when she tells him to sit.
9. Laugh at his own doggie ears.
10. Eat Kagomes home made cooking.
11. Say the words "Shippou will you marry me?"
12.Dress up as Naraku for halloween.
13. Turn down the chance to kill a demon.
14. Start communicating with Kagome telepathicly.
15. Say Kagome 5 times in the same sentence.
16. Go out with the 'Lawds' on friday night drinking 'bucki'.
17. Dance with He-man
18. Throw a pot of noodles in Kagomes face.
19. Refuse to answer Kagome everytime she says his name.
20. Skip down the road singing "Barbie girl.".
21. Buy a new sword on Ebay.
22. Tell Miroku that woman arent everything.
23. Be the first man to have a baby.
24. Buy a pair off shoes.
25. Wear a pair of shoe
CutShe carefully removed the darkly stained towel from her desk drawer. Unfolding the towel she lifted up a blade testing its sharpness by sliding her finger along its metal edge. She outstretched her arm onto the towel staring at the scars already taking place. Glancing over her shoulder at the locked door, she slowly slid the blade into her wrist. The flesh ripped cleanly away the blood spilling out over her arm and towel. Taking in a deep breath she wiped away the blood and replaced the towel and blade in its hiding place. Thinking No one will ever understand.Cut7 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
dreaming with a broken heartIm dreaming with a broken heartdreaming with a broken heart7 years ago in Teen More Like This
Waking up is the hardest part.
I roll out of bed and down on my knees.
And for a moment I can hardly breath.
Wondering was he really here?
Is he standing in my room?
No hes not.
Im dreaming with a broken heart.
Giving up is the hardest part.
He takes me in with his loving eyes.
Then all at once I have to say good bye.
Wondering could you stay my love?
Will you wake up by my side?
No he cant.
Cuz hes gone.
Do I have to fall asleep with roses in my hands?
Would you get them if I did?
No you wont.
Cuz your gone.
Im dreaming with a broken heart.
Waking up is the hardest part.
KLAINE Part 1Kurt looked up once more at Karofsky's face, his vision blurred; he could only make out those two hated eyes that were twisted with emotion.KLAINE Part 14 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Kurt closed his eyes, breathed in just a bit, felt the pain and stopped. The pain was too much, he thought. I can't deal with this anymore. I don't want this life anymore. Another kick was delivered to his ribs, and his face was punched again for the hundredth time. Kurt felt something warm trickle down his face and seep into his mouth. Blood. The urge to fight back had left a long time ago, when they had cornered him outside of breadstix.
He was just going to get something from the car, a present for Blaine. He said he was going to be back in a minute, and had looked into those hazel eyes and smiled, Blaine smiled back, contributing to the happiness of the evening, and leaving Kurt in a good mood as he left the restaurant. Kurt had headed towards his car, an old crappy thing that was nothing compared to Blaine's. The cold night air had chilled hi
The Boogeyman -YAOI VORE-Jake lay quietly in his bed. His door was closed and his family fast asleep. The only light shone from his window laying a dim orange glow on his wall. He was sitting up in his bed staring at his closet door, which was open slightly, revealing the darkness inside of it. He felt stupid being 17 and still being afraid of the dark. His friends had gotten over it but he couldnt understand why. He was always afraid of monsters or creature coming out of it and shedding his body to bits.The Boogeyman -YAOI VORE-5 years ago in Erotic More Like This
At that moment Jake heard a small creak as the door opened more. Its just my imagination he thought to himself. The wind probably blew it open. which he immediately ruled out since the window was closed and it was burning hot in his room. Then his sneaking suspicion was confirmed as he noticed, in the dim light, a hand peer around the corner and open the door more. The hand withdrew leaving a slimy green hand print where the hand was. The door opened fully and a pair of yel
Moving InMoving InMoving In8 years ago in Humor More Like This
A light brown haired young man rolled over, a soft moan escaped his lips as his mind started to surface from sleep. His eye lids fluttered and bright rays of sun light entered brining his mind to full conciseness.
He looked around the room momentarily, trying to figure out where he was. The wall color was wrong for his own room, not to mention the bed was too soft.
The young man stifled a yawn and thought through the night before. He'd gone out...on a date...with Trevor and then they'd gone back to his place and... He sat up abruptly making an arm he'd not been aware of fall from his chest to his lap. "Shit," he swore, not so elegantly.
A yawn came from next to him and a groggy voice said, "Huh?"
The brunet swore under his breath for a couple of minutes before answering his companion. "It's morning," he nearly groaned.
Another yawn and the voice replied, "So, what's wrong with that?"
"I stayed...'out'...all night and didn't call..." he muttered, knowing the twenty-one year ol
And it involved... +yaoi+And it involved... +yaoi+8 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
And it Involved a School-Girl Uniform
The practice session with his Thursday afternoon student was just wrapping up when Adrions doorbell rang and rang, and rang and continued to ring. Irritated by the obnoxious noise, Adrion swung open the front door poised to give whoever was stand there a piece of his mind. Only when he saw just what was standing at his front door all thought process came to a screeching halt, and he could only stare.
Until his brain finally registered just what was in front of him.
Akira? What the hell are you wearing?!!
There standing in front of Adrions apartment door was the
Vampire kissesI would rather have bitter chocolate than bitter kisses.Vampire kisses7 years ago in Teen More Like This
Dead flowers than cheating love.
Your words are filled with sweetness but your eyes are filled with hunger.
I walk away but you have me on that sugar coated string.
You pull nice and hard and I come flying back.
Im weakened by your words.
Tortured by your kisses.
Maybe its the promise of pain that coats the rope.
The promise of white skin.
The promise of blood upon my lips.
You hold me tight and we walk off
Of to hunt humans.
To drink their blood.
The warm red coating my mouth on a dark cold night.
This is what you promised me
This is what your words is kisses brought me to
So I say .
Prom"Kurt, I swear, you need to calm down or I'm going to have to tie you up."Prom4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The boy was standing in front of the large bathroom mirror with his stepbrother Finn towering beside him. A grin was on his face as he straightened his little bow tie. He let out a shaky sigh, his excited aqua eyes shutting as he did so. "I-I know Finn " he murmured, biting his lip to try and hide his smile.
Finn muttered something under his breath, before the boys heard the doorbell ring. While Finn simply checked over his suit one more time, Kurt nearly squealed.
It was Prom night for William McKinley High School, and Kurt had been looking forward to it for months. Finn could really care less, sure he was a little excited about it, but nothing compared to Kurt.
Before Kurt could kill himself scrambling down the stairs, the two teens heard Burt shouting that it was Rachel. Kurt's heart dropped, and he simply stopped dead in his tracks. It was fine, there was still a half an hour before he needed to leave,
Pudding and Pie - pt. 2 - YAOIPart TwoPudding and Pie - pt. 2 - YAOI6 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Isaac walked quickly, his head down and his gaze fixed on the sidewalk. He could feel the brush of those around him, passing by without so much as a second glance. But above that...fevered glances burned at his back. The eyes of the others who had dipped into the same sort of 'family' Isaac had just dropped out of. They were the ones that noticed the bruises. They were the ones that noticed the cuts. Whereas everyone else passed it off as just another accident. They were the ones who knew.
And this alone put Isaac in a very dangerous situation. From his wounds the onlookers could draw one of two conclusions. Either the kid knew how to fight and carried the bruises as battle scars. Or the kid had quit his family. He was open. He was vulnerable. Nobody had his back anymore. Free game...strike now.
Isaac had never been good at lying.
And that's why every last threat in the school knew the truth.
* * *
Shark bait, Isaac muttered, glancing down the hall at a group o
Soft words and tender kissesHe looks at me with those exact same eyes.Soft words and tender kisses7 years ago in Teen More Like This
They say I love you so much.
But it is all false.
Hes looking at her with his loving eyes.
She doesnt know his girl friend is staring at them from a few feet away.
He will whisper in her ear that shes the only one.
Then give her a kiss thats tender and sweet.
She doesnt know the lies that fill his words and the bitterness that fills his kiss.
At first my heart burns with anger.
But it melts into a sadness.
He cradles her face and looks in her eyes.
He has her around his finger.
Shes lost in his soft words and tender kisses.
His head turn and he catches my eye.
I walk forward and say hello.
He knows hes caught and tries to keep me from talking.
I say Im his girl friend and shake her hand.
She pauses and looks at me and back to him.
She slaps his face and looks at me sadly.
Our hearts have both been played havent they .. She whispers.
I nod and we walk off together.
Klaine part 4Kurt looked down at Blaine with a sad smile on his lips.Klaine part 44 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Don't cry Blaine, please don't cry. I'm fine, I really am. Don't you see? Im an angel now, im going to heaven."
He whispered in an even more angelic voice than before, and gestured towards his unfurled wings. Kurt was floating, air blowing through him, while light radiated from inside of him.
He was beautiful, blue eyes sparkling with the knowledge of the world, chestnut hair dancing with the heavenly wind. And his smile, bittersweet and pained, was all-knowing.
"Don't cry, my angel, you did everything you could, it's not your fault. "
Kurt repeated, wanting Blaine to be happy more than anything else in the world. He floated towards him, and put his hand over his, knowing that Blaine wouldn't feel anything, but still hoping he might.
But Blaine didn't feel it, he just stood there, in shock, as the doctors and nurses did everything they could to save him.
"Your too late "
Kurt murmured sadly. But he knew Blaine wasn't going
Heartbroken The battle's aftermath was atrocious. True, George couldn't see very far through the dust filling the air; however, all that he could detect among the ruins was death. Bodies lay twisted, no distorted, on the ground. The few survivors dragged themselves, and the corpses of their loved ones from the rubble. The screams of the living echoed all over Hogwarts, as they found a family member, or a friend. For once, he was glad that he only had one ear to hear them with.Heartbroken5 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
He wanted to leave. The destruction was stifling, and George felt as though he couldn't breathe. As soon as he found his other half, he could go. As soon as he found Fred. He looked around, straining his eyes to see a familiar crop of red hair, and a smiling face. He was sure he had trudged for hours, when he saw it.
A head of flaming hair.
It could not have been anyone other than a Weasley. In fact, most o
KLAINE part 3"No! No!! Kurt! Kurt! Not again! No, this can't be happening!" Blaine looked around, realizing there wasn't a nurse in sight.KLAINE part 34 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
He was scared. Terrified.
"Help! Help! Help!!" he cried desperately, shaking Kurt's body, trying to wake him up.
"Don't leave me Kurt, don't leave me like you did before ." Tears began to well up in his eyes, "I should be able to protect you! I should've been there .. Kurt, oh Kurt! No ." he sobbed, then shouted as loud as he possibly could "HELP!! Help!!!"
Finally A nurse came rushing in, looked at Kurt's Heart rate, and then began to work, paging other doctors immediately. " It's all my fault .. " Blaine whispered sadly, knowing Kurt could die today, and thinking it was because of him.
" Why!? Why wasn't I there for him? Why didn't I love him enough? Why couldn't I save him?! " Blaine asked the world, cursing himself.
I'm not your angel, Kurt.
I don't deserve your love.
I promise to never allow myself happiness again.
I promise t