Like Twilight? Don't Read.After walking out of the Twilight movie (an adaptation of a best-selling book that resulted in a cult following of fangirls, teenies and wannabe Mrs. Edward Cullens) I was struck with a horrendous and barely comprehendible thought.Like Twilight? Don't Read.6 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Vampires are we know them have ceased to exist.
Gone are the days where supernatural creatures of the night wore long capes, hid fangs, got staked and were deathly scared of a common kitchen ingredient. Goodbye Dracula, you were great while you lasted.
Now they fall in love with teenage girls, act severely bipolar, kill fuzzy little cute animals that are completely innocent, and even sparkle in the sun, just like an ADD kids collection of shiny objects.
So, this movie, you may wonder. If its based on a book that has girls screaming around the world and boys wanting to rip their own brains out through their nostrils, it must be good, right?
You could not be more wrong.
I seriously cannot stress how completely wrong you are.
Creepy Pasta: Friends?Let me begin by stating I don't believe in magic. It is simply a variation of illusions and the trick of the hand. For I am a girl of science, one that believes almost anything can be explained through logic. Reason I say almost is because something happened...something even I can't figure out. Now before you close this note, and get on with your own life, let me repeat that I only list the facts and the facts go like this...Creepy Pasta: Friends?4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was a quiet, sublime morning, which was a near impossible task in my household. Had it not been for the fact, my siblings were off, whether at work or studying at institutes, the home would have been a buzz of chatter and life. Yet the peace did little to stifle my unsettling nerves that creped along the vertebrate of my spine. I took to work automatically, eating a simple meal of cereal with a plastic spoon.
MusicHe stepped up to his mic, shading his eyes against the glare of the multicolour lights and dispersed laser flares. You can't see much when you're on stage looking out. Everything is just a dark silhouette. You can't really hear much either. Everything is roaring and reverberating but once you step into that light it becomes nothing, just background static.Music11 years ago in Philosophy & Perspectives More Like This
He checked his gear one last time, lightly touching each piece, checking that everything was in its place: the cold metal control dials, the smooth rubber jack, the metal boxes attached to his belt, routers, modifiers, amps, the wire running cold up his back to the almost invisible earphones. The crowd was quiet now, it seemed, but he knew that wasn't true. The crowd was as loud as it ever was, but he didn't hear them. Somewhere in the back of his head he could hear the four staccato clicks of the drum sticks, and somewhere far away the speakers roared to life, but he didn't hear any of it. In the corner of his eye he could see the l
Band GeekismBand Geekism:Band Geekism9 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
-It's alien abductions.
-It's pondering the existence of football.
-It's going to football games for free.
-It's pins and t-shirts.
-It's just a jump to the left with your hands on your hips.
-It's your first experience with Astroturf.
-It's sleeping in the lockers.
-It's crying for the seniors your freshman year.
-It's always being accepted.
-It's finding ways to entertain yourself.
-It's 4,000 screaming fans.
-It's mile runs to get to a bathroom.
-It's lame sing-alongs.
-It's roller coasters and water rides.
-It's a zoo.
-It's hair, hats, and nails.
-It's the bus rides.
-It's living in the band room.
-It's the gloves.
-It's hyperventilating, then hypo-ventilating.
-It's prank calls.
-It's glow sticks.
-It's cheering for the rival.
-It's wearing a blanket.
-It's early mornings and late nights.
-It's Pixy Stix.
-It's Mountain Dew and Skittles.
-It's bringing Mountain due on the bus.
-It's all for one and one for all.
-It's playing dress-up.
Hogwarts ch1 I appsolutly hate having to be schooled. Though Dumbledore promised me a good education, that my wings wouldn't be a bother. I had very large heavy 'Angelic' wings. I could place them in my back like a tattoo, but they're still so long and large that the end-feathers pass my waist onto my bottom. I was able to live with humans, but I was miserable. That's when Ms.McGonagal and Pro. Dumbledore found me. They told me it would be a tough year because the ministry would be watching the school, but I didn't ask why.Hogwarts ch16 years ago in Teen More Like This
I told the professor that I'd be there on the first day. I had a suit case packed with everything I had and I was welcome to get medical help from both the Med staff and a... Hagrid? Magic creatures teacher... I had my wings in and had been ready five minutes before bording the Hogwarts train. I had a Bearded Dragon as a pet... but the thing is... it was in fact, Magical. It even breathed fire. I
Born a TraitorBorn a Traitor5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Born A Traitor
From birth he has been a traitor, having betrayed nature itself, and now he was about to betray the only family he had left. After this he would have no one. His only allies would be the dark shadow he called a Master and the dark side itself.
The engines of his gunship were humming peacefully. The calm before the storm, as it was called. There were at least twenty Clone Troopers in the ship with him. They were relatively quiet, checking their gear and rechecking it. Or were they? They could be conspiring against him at this very moment, plotting to kill him the moment he turned his back on them.
All beings were capable of betrayal in his dark eyes.
"Commander?" He called silently. "A word with you, if you please."
The blue-armored clone made his way through the crowd of soldiers and crouched in front of his superior, who had sat down in a corner, pitch-black robe covering him almost entirely. The Commander seemed alert, left hand on his holstere
Top5Ways to annoy Oogie Boogie5. Refuse to play strip poker with him.Top5Ways to annoy Oogie Boogie7 years ago in Humor More Like This
4. Squish every bug you see. If it's a big one, be sure to really grind that sucker into the ground.
3. Call him "Your Bugginess".
2. Sign him up for a gambler's help hotline.
AND NUMBER ONE...
1. Gently remind him that fangirls aren't everything.
Add more thru comments and such
Fred + George Weasley AnalysisFred + George Weasley Analysis7 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
Fred & George: A Short Character Analysis
Right, so first off I'm a big fan of the twins: both twins, not just Fred. I've always appreciated both as separate characters and I've never really understood how so many people never picked up on their differences. So I decided to do what I do best - RANT (wayhey!). Keep in mind this is just my own opinion based on what I've read in books 1-7.
In the first place it's important to know and understand the twins' differences, especially if you're writing a story that puts particular focus on them. Yes, both twins are bonkers, fun-loving, flirtatious, stubborn and lest we forget both in the possession of a razor sharp wit. The books may describe them as identical right down to the last freckle, but this doesn't mean that they are one hundred percent identical in personality - no twins are. In fact, if Fred and George were the same they wouldn't make such a good team. Fred and George are a perfect double act and in any double act you
Vampire kissesI would rather have bitter chocolate than bitter kisses.Vampire kisses7 years ago in Teen More Like This
Dead flowers than cheating love.
Your words are filled with sweetness but your eyes are filled with hunger.
I walk away but you have me on that sugar coated string.
You pull nice and hard and I come flying back.
Im weakened by your words.
Tortured by your kisses.
Maybe its the promise of pain that coats the rope.
The promise of white skin.
The promise of blood upon my lips.
You hold me tight and we walk off
Of to hunt humans.
To drink their blood.
The warm red coating my mouth on a dark cold night.
This is what you promised me
This is what your words is kisses brought me to
So I say .
50 Ways To Annoy Voldemort1. When he starts talking to you, talk loudly and say: "No, I will not marry you, Voldemort!"50 Ways To Annoy Voldemort7 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. Ask "What?" loudly, and constantly.
3. Poke him.
4. Tell him he did something wrong.
5. Walk up to him a say "Does Voldie want to have a tea party?"
6. Give him a teddy bear and say "Freddy Teddy wants a hug!"
7. Hold out you arms to him and say "Someone needs a hug!!
8. Sing the llama song. LOUDLY.
9. When he points his wand at you and says: I will kill you, look at him and say, "I am not so worried about you killing me, but more worried about the person next to me.
10. Sing the song that never ends in an obnoxious voice.
11. Give him those annoying Valentines Day cards that little kids give out in school. (Extra points if they have fluffy kitties/puppies/or any good harry potter characters on them!!!)
12. Put smilies all over his cloak and paint them pink.
13. select a word that comes up in every conversation such as 'the' and whenever that word comes up scream out 'NOOOOO HARRY MUST NOT
George Weasley's SmileGeorge Weasley's Smile6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Challenge 014: Cold Smile
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: George Weasley
Timeframe: Post Deathly Hallows Battle
They all hold hands and dance in circles.
Zig, zig, zag. You can see in the crowd
The king dancing among the peasants.
But hist! All of a sudden, they leave the dance,
They push forward, they fly; the cock has crowed.
Oh what a beautiful night for the poor world!
Long live death and equality!
- La Danse Macabre
Bodies lay recumbent in the main hall. Fifty or more gazing blankly at the bewitched ceiling, indifferent to the weather. Outside in the dark grounds the grass was still flattened where fallen warriors had lain - children, dead in their pajamas.
If ever you've walked in an old graveyard where the outer walls are crumbling and ravens sit on tombstones covered in ivy, the skull and crossbones motif and epitaph now barely legible, you will notice how distant death seems in comparison to the sleek new cemetery down the road, where each g
A Filthy FinaleA FILTHY FINALEA Filthy Finale6 years ago in Horror More Like This
Oogie: It's payback time!
JAck: Is that all you've got to say?
Well, well, well!
What a pest you are!
Still around, huh? Ooh!
Can't say I like that!
So why don't you just give up?
You know: SURRENDER!
It's over, it's over!
Your scheme was bound to fail!
It's over, you're finished here
Your next stop will be jail!
He mocks me, he fights me
I don't know which is worse!
I might just split a seam now
If I don't die laughin' first!
What's this, a trick? I'm not impressed!
You're bad and now you're tall
It makes it all the more worthwhile
To see a giant fall!
Talk, talk, talk-But I tell you
This giant's goin' nowhere
If I where you, I'd take a hike!
There's danger in the air!
Jack and Oogie:
I'm the only Pumpkin King!
Jack: Halloween Town is mine!
Oogie: Well aren't we confident?
Well, I'm feeling angry
And there's plenty left to do!
I fought you
Orochimaru's Angst. Really.Orochimaru's Angst (Really.)Orochimaru's Angst. Really.8 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
DISCLAIMER: DON'T OWN. LIKE, AT ALL. SO DON'T SUE! SERIOUSLY! NARUTO AND ALL THE CHARACTERS BELONG TO THAT ONE GUY WHO CREATED THEM WHOSE NAME I CANNOT REMEMBER FOR CRAP. Kay.
I learn all this Jutsu shit, just to prove to people I'm not just that kid with the freak toad pervert kid and the genius sensei. And that superficial, hemophobic, cashless bitch.
And then, I get my ass handed to me, my ownage plans blown up in my face, plus my arms get all fucked up all in the same day. What the fuck?
And, since life is a bitch, I'm here. Angsting. Typing this with my fucking tongue. Kabuto, shut the fuck up. You were typing with cheetos dust on your fingers again; I can taste it. Kabuto, shut the fuck up! It isn't fucking funny!
And you! Fucking Konohagakure! Douchbags. Oh, and note to those three useless fucking ANBU jerkoffs who were waiting outside my barrier? Yeah?
Moving InMoving InMoving In9 years ago in Humor More Like This
A light brown haired young man rolled over, a soft moan escaped his lips as his mind started to surface from sleep. His eye lids fluttered and bright rays of sun light entered brining his mind to full conciseness.
He looked around the room momentarily, trying to figure out where he was. The wall color was wrong for his own room, not to mention the bed was too soft.
The young man stifled a yawn and thought through the night before. He'd gone out...on a date...with Trevor and then they'd gone back to his place and... He sat up abruptly making an arm he'd not been aware of fall from his chest to his lap. "Shit," he swore, not so elegantly.
A yawn came from next to him and a groggy voice said, "Huh?"
The brunet swore under his breath for a couple of minutes before answering his companion. "It's morning," he nearly groaned.
Another yawn and the voice replied, "So, what's wrong with that?"
"I stayed...'out'...all night and didn't call..." he muttered, knowing the twenty-one year ol
Confidence Misaki: Chapter 3Chapter 3Confidence Misaki: Chapter 34 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Once the doctor had checked over Misaki and gave him the all clear to say he could go home. Him and Akihiko were in the room were Misaki had been resting, just packing away Misaki's over night bag. Because of the injury's Akihiko had to help Misaki get into his usual clothing.
"This is embarrassing" Misaki muttered whilst Akihiko stripped him from his hospital nighty.
"Its nothing I haven't seen before" Akihiko chuckled.
Misaki rolled his eyes playfully with a slight smile and lifted up his arms so Akihiko could slide his shirt on. Next Akihiko knelt down and put down Misaki's jeans so he could step in to them and pull them up.
"U.. Usagi-san?" Akihiko looked up at him.
"Does Nii-chan know I'm here?" Misaki's voice seemed slightly worried.
As soon as Misaki mentioned 'Nii-chan' Akihiko was reminded of Takahiro wanting to take Misaki away from him. But he didn't want to bring this up to Misaki, just yet.
Akihiko nodded and stood up and placed his hand on Misaki's he
KLAINE Part 1Kurt looked up once more at Karofsky's face, his vision blurred; he could only make out those two hated eyes that were twisted with emotion.KLAINE Part 14 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Kurt closed his eyes, breathed in just a bit, felt the pain and stopped. The pain was too much, he thought. I can't deal with this anymore. I don't want this life anymore. Another kick was delivered to his ribs, and his face was punched again for the hundredth time. Kurt felt something warm trickle down his face and seep into his mouth. Blood. The urge to fight back had left a long time ago, when they had cornered him outside of breadstix.
He was just going to get something from the car, a present for Blaine. He said he was going to be back in a minute, and had looked into those hazel eyes and smiled, Blaine smiled back, contributing to the happiness of the evening, and leaving Kurt in a good mood as he left the restaurant. Kurt had headed towards his car, an old crappy thing that was nothing compared to Blaine's. The cold night air had chilled hi
dreaming with a broken heartIm dreaming with a broken heartdreaming with a broken heart7 years ago in Teen More Like This
Waking up is the hardest part.
I roll out of bed and down on my knees.
And for a moment I can hardly breath.
Wondering was he really here?
Is he standing in my room?
No hes not.
Im dreaming with a broken heart.
Giving up is the hardest part.
He takes me in with his loving eyes.
Then all at once I have to say good bye.
Wondering could you stay my love?
Will you wake up by my side?
No he cant.
Cuz hes gone.
Do I have to fall asleep with roses in my hands?
Would you get them if I did?
No you wont.
Cuz your gone.
Im dreaming with a broken heart.
Waking up is the hardest part.
CutShe carefully removed the darkly stained towel from her desk drawer. Unfolding the towel she lifted up a blade testing its sharpness by sliding her finger along its metal edge. She outstretched her arm onto the towel staring at the scars already taking place. Glancing over her shoulder at the locked door, she slowly slid the blade into her wrist. The flesh ripped cleanly away the blood spilling out over her arm and towel. Taking in a deep breath she wiped away the blood and replaced the towel and blade in its hiding place. Thinking No one will ever understand.Cut7 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
100 things InuYasha wont do1. Ask Kagome on a date.100 things InuYasha wont do8 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. Admit his burning love for Kikyo.
3. Pick Kikyo over Kagome.
4. Tell Kagome thats shes fat.
5. Pretend his human form is actully his He-Man form.
6. Admit his brotherly love for Sesshoumaru.
7. Call Kagome a bitch when shes not looking.
8. Tell Kagome to fuck off when she tells him to sit.
9. Laugh at his own doggie ears.
10. Eat Kagomes home made cooking.
11. Say the words "Shippou will you marry me?"
12.Dress up as Naraku for halloween.
13. Turn down the chance to kill a demon.
14. Start communicating with Kagome telepathicly.
15. Say Kagome 5 times in the same sentence.
16. Go out with the 'Lawds' on friday night drinking 'bucki'.
17. Dance with He-man
18. Throw a pot of noodles in Kagomes face.
19. Refuse to answer Kagome everytime she says his name.
20. Skip down the road singing "Barbie girl.".
21. Buy a new sword on Ebay.
22. Tell Miroku that woman arent everything.
23. Be the first man to have a baby.
24. Buy a pair off shoes.
25. Wear a pair of shoe
Rules of Harry Potter Fandom Rules of Harry Potter FandomRules of Harry Potter Fandom8 years ago in Humor More Like This
1.NEVER say that you hate Harry Potter!
2.Read all of the Harry Potter books
3.See all of the movies
4.Even if the movies suck, you must still appreciate their attempt to reach the amazing-ness of the books
5.Go to midnight premiers
6.Dress up at the midnight premiers
7.Jump anyone who shouts out spoilers
8.Have a friend who you talk about Harry Potter with 24/7
9.Eat Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans
10.Always have your wand available
11.To poke people with
12.In the eye
13.Never tell spoilers to friends
14.Be a part of a Harry Potter fansite
16.Listen to Harry Potter podcasts
17.Read books about the books written by authors of other books not assciated with Harry Potter
18.Love J.K.R with all your heart
Ch2: Hell :yaoi:WARNING: YAOI (boyxboy love)Ch2: Hell :yaoi:6 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
What Happens in the Library?
Chapter two: Hell (Edited, Please re-read)
I stand outside the small high school. There are 279 kids at this high school, well 280 as of last week. This school resides in a very small town in the middle of nowhere.
Nowhere, is when you have to drive five hours JUST to get to a mall. This place doesnt even have a Wal-Mart, I thought everyplace in the freaking U.S.A. had a Wal-Mart. No, instead, it has a Piggly-Wiggly, a freaking Piggly-Wiggly, only small towns in the middle of nowhere have those. On top of that it consists of several small family-run shops that sell things that are handmade or that you would find in a Dollar Generals.
No, know that I think about Nowhere is too bland to describe this place.
I hear the school bell ring; yes an actual copper ten bell that hangs at the very tip top of the school. I look up and watch all the sweet kids in their bri
Confidence Misaki: Chapter 2Chapter2Confidence Misaki: Chapter 24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Akihiko sighed heavily as he sunk back into his chair. His eyes were red and puffy where he has been clearly crying. Akihiko kept building up questions in his head about what had happened but when he answered them all his answers were blaming himself.
'I should have never let him insist on walking'
I should have walked him into town myself
I should have...
I should have...
Akihiko let out a loud heavy sigh and ran his fingers threw his hair and running them down his face. He looked back over to his lover who was lying in a hospital bed. Unconscious. He had several stitches on his face two on his lip that was now fat and a few on the side of his forehead. Both of his eyes were black his left worse than his right. He really did look like he had been in the wars.
Akihiko stood up and leaned over his lover placing his big cold hand on Misaki head brushing his hair over so he could see his whole face. Akihiko kissed Misaki's head lightly and took in his shampoo smelling
RendezvousDisclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any of its affiliates. I am merely a fan of Harry Potter and that's why I have chosen to write this storyRendezvous9 years ago in Teen More Like This
Written in response to AJ's First Line ("Sirius, you can't do that! You're going to get us both arrested!") challenge, found on Immeritus – it's a one-shot.
"Sirius, you can't do that! You're going to get us both arrested!"
"Oh c'mon Remus…I've almost got it…wait, arrested?"
"You know what I mean." Sirius gulped. Remus continued, "It's too dangerous – McGonagall will be sure to know who was responsible. And she already has it in for you today…"
"You mean after what occurred in class today, I suppose?" Remus nodded, brown hair falling over worried eyes. "Oh, it wasn't that big of a deal…"
"Are you kidding me?"
"What?" Sirius appeared nonchalant…Remus was not amused.
"What? WHAT! You charmed the chalk to write Marauder-esque obscenities all over the blackboard, transfigured her hat into a balaclava, and turned Snape's
Anything For Your Smile KLAINEThe piano was playing in the choir room, and Kurt couldn't help but hear the beauty.Anything For Your Smile KLAINE4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Just one peak," he told himself, "then, I can go on with my life."
But, as his head rounded the corner of the door's frame, he noticed from behind the familiar dark hair, navy blue jacket, and gray pants of the boy playing, who sang with the music...
"Good night, my angel, time to close your eyes
And save these questions for another day..."
The voice of an angel, Kurt thought, edging his way into the classroom, head swimming, heart pounding, and face beet red.
The boy continued singing and playing, unaware of his audience...
"I think I know what you've been asking me
I think you know what I've been trying to say
I promised I would never leave you
And you should always know
Wherever you may go
No matter where you are
I never will be far away..."
Kurt took a shallow breath in as he quietly made his way to a chair outside of Blaine's field of vision, astounded that someone could be s