Jervis vs Syfy"I am outraged!" Jervis exclaimed, pointing a finger at the TV. "Simply outraged! Why, I have half a mind to write a letter to whomever wrote this programme!"Jervis vs Syfy6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"And half a mind's all you ever have, Jervis," Jonathan commented dryly. "Really, no need to get up in arms over this."
"And whom, may I remind, was fuming over this same channel's remake of the Wizard of Oz? Who, as I recall, was upset over his 'archetype of fear being forever associated with some effeminate zipperhead'? I have every right to my rage now as you did to yours then."
Jonathan sighed, putting his head in his hands. "And what is it, exactly, that you object to?"
"Yes! Unkempt, disheveled, scruffy! Not a proper way at all for a hatter to look. And his hat .don't get me started on that undersized wisp of a hat. A hatter should have a proper hat! A noble hat!