Kingdom Hearts Llama Song 1Here's a Sora,
There's a Sora,
And another clueless Sora.
Model, *Auron figure*
Dragon, *Maleficient dragon*
Hades, *Hades* (Me: Duh...)
Sora wields a keyblade,
Roxas wields them too.
And I really wonder if
His shoe size's fifty two.
He travels in a Gummi Ship;
His friends he tries to find,
But that doesn't explain why
He cried when Vexen died.
Have you ever seen a Sora,
Getting 'lectrocuted, Sora.
Make a face distorted, Sora.
Wished he had more health now, Sora.
Not bright Sora,
At the end of KH one
Sora found his girl,
But he wanted Riku too--
Do you want some Earl? (Everyone: WTF?! 0_0U) (Show Luxord with tea pot...)
Not that I want to promote
hot Riku Sora Yaoi...
I just question why he only
cried for his pal. (Kairi:
Goodbye -Kingdom Hearts 2-Goodbye -Kingdom Hearts 2-8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I knew he hated me; I could tell just by the way he never looked at me. The way he talked to me--growled at me, more like it--and ignored me beyond the grumbling was enough to clue me in. He hated me just as he hated the world and himself. To be truthful, all I wanted was to see him smile at least once, for me, at me, with me. But he never smiled for me, at least in the life we shared together. In his other life he laughed and joked and did everything that I had wanted him to experience with me, but he had forgotten about me by then. He'd forgotten about his former life entirely. He'd forgotten about everything before this new life of his.
I tried so hard to make him remember, if only for a moment, but I had been ordered to destroy him. Him. All I wanted was to make him smile and now I had to take these chakram and kill any chance of seeing that smile. Yes, I only knew h
Kingdom Hearts Rap 2ROXASKingdom Hearts Rap 28 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Yo, my name's Roxas!
I like to box-as!
Sure wish I was on Boondocks-as!
Do you like my dreadlocks-as?
(Roxas puts on a dreadlocks wig and swishes them around like an idiot.)
Well I'm King Mickey!
I ain't really pickey!
I have a Keyblade doohickey!
What Roxas did there was icky!
How was that gross, man?
I'd rather be a toucan!
Y'know, you frighten me!
I'm full of magic whimsy!
Yo, my name's Mulan!
I like to play ping-pong!
Watch me drum this gong!
Came all the way from Hong Kong!
Yo, I'm Merlin!
Not from Berlin!
I need to take a urine!
Don't call me a virgin!
Dude, your rap was sick!
I'd oughta banish you to the Arctic!
Whatever! Your verse was crap!
Let's just hope Jack Sparrow can rap!
CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW
Yo, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!
Watch me eat a mango,
wearing an afro,
and playing a banjo!
(Jack Sparrow puts on a rainbow-colored afro, puts a manjo in his mouth, and starts playing "Beyond the Sea" at 255 tempo
Kingdom Hearts ObsessedYou Know You're Obsessed With Kingdom Hearts WhenKingdom Hearts Obsessed3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1. You start wishing you could marry a certain character (Axel >:3)
2. Any time you here a number from 1-14, you think of its corresponding Organization member (8 AXEL)
3. You're playing Epic Mickey and you expect Sora to come popping out of nowhere to help you but he doesn't (T^T)
4. You see or hear something with aqua in it? You think of Aqua. You see or hear something with terra in it? You think of Terra. You hear the word "ventriloquist" or "vent"? You actually think of Ventus. Need I say more?
5. You write (or fantasize) tons of fanfiction for Kingdom Hearts
6. You make your own OC to play out your fanifics of Kingdom Hearts
7. You design your own keyblades .CONSTANTLY (Your school notes are full of keys ..Mine are >8D)
8. You do (or want to) spend large amounts of money on Kingdom Hearts merchandise
9. You have random moments of insanity where you start "talking" to Kingdom Hearts characters as if you are
Kingdom HeartsLate at night he lays in his bedKingdom Hearts8 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
While sweet little dreams invade his head
But that is all done, now gathers a storm
Blackness invading, in a misty form
Away he is taken to a mysterious place
To an island of destiny filled with grace
He awakens to find, a boy near his age
Soon with friendship they shall engage
These two friends are called Riku and Sora
Among them is Kairi with a pleasent aura
They sit and ponder on where they can go
As a salty sea breeze does gently blow
Kairi speaks of wishing to go back home
As they silently watched the sea foam
Quickly he agrees to help find her way
While Riku watched them closely that day
And as Sora is now, bound by an oath
For this is a promise he made for them both
But you see, hatred had filled Riku's eyes
Because he believed Sora was filled with lies
Darkness swept over Riku, leaving him cold
Accumulating once more, the storm comes bold
Stealing away Kairi deep in the night
All that is left is Sora filled with fright
Now Sora searches to find
ways to annoy Riku1: Ask him if he liked being controlled by older menways to annoy Riku6 years ago in Humor More Like This
2:Tell him that the darkness in his heart is just PMS
3:Set him on a blind date with Roxas
4:Claim that he stole Xexion's gray hair dye
5:Ask if he likes red heads If he says yes then dye Sora's hair red and take pictures, then put copies all over his room
6:Cut his hair
7:Call him "The gray porcupine"
10:Claim that Sora is his bitch and when he starts to argue, show him the clip of when they met in KH2
11:Ask if he tans alot
12:Tell him that a little pixie has the same name as him
13:introduce him to her
14:Ask if he is a vampire, and when he says no then show him clips of when he mentioned "Staying in the darkness."
15:Set him on a blind date with goofy
16:Claim that he had a "mice fetish" and when he starts to argue show him that clip of when he met Mickey in KH2
17:Set him on a blind date with Axel
18: Every time you argue with him call him Ansem
Kingdom Hearts: SecretSecretKingdom Hearts: Secret7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"So, Sora, I bet you're wondering why I asked you to come out here..."
Sixteen year-old Sora shifted a bit under the sand, half-answering with a simple roll of his shoulder. "Well Kairi, Im pretty sure it has nothing to do with the paopu fruit you have hidden behind your back, does it?"
The redhead jumped a bit, giggling nervously. "Okay, okay, so you caught me." She pulled the star-shaped yellow fruit from behind her, plopping on the sand next to the spiky-haired brunet. "I mean, we've known each other for a long time now..."
"Mhmm." Sora was tracing a circle over and over in the sand, not quite meeting Kairi's eyes.
"And, you know, I really like you..." Sora didn't have to look to know that she was blushing. "And you like me. Right?"
"Right." He looked up, and her face was beaming with a grin. He couldnt help but grin back; it was infectious.
"So, Sora...would you like to share the paopu with me?" Kairi held the fruit up in between them like some kind of off
Played Kingdom Hearts Too MuchYou Know You Play Too Much Kingdom Hearts When...Played Kingdom Hearts Too Much7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
#1: You start to use your house keys to beat up people that you don't like.
#2: You went and got your hair spiked just like Sora's.
#3: You re-watch every Disney movie you own just so you'll get the references.
#4: You re-play every Final Fantasy you own just so you'll get the references.
#5: You start calling the people that you don't like 'Heartless'.
#6: They actually know what you are talking about.
#7: You cried when you couldn't beat Sephiroth for the millionth time.
#8: You screamed like a maniac when you finally beat him.
#9: And you are content to never fight him again, because once was enough for a lifetime.
#10: You cried like a baby at the end of the first game when Sora and Kairi were separated.
#11: You know the Theme Songs by heart. (Even the Japanese version even though you may or may not speak Japanese)
#12: You got upset at the first game because they only showed Mickey Mouse for about two seconds at the end.
Roxas Gets THE TALK"See Roxas," Axel began, "Sex is like Struggle ..."Roxas Gets THE TALK7 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Why is he comparing it to that bloody sport?" Luxord whispered to Demyx as they both play poker nearby.
Ignoring The Gambler of Fate's comment, Axel continues his lecture to Roxas. "Sometimes you score, sometimes you don't.
"And Axel didn't most of the time. With sex that is," Demyx grinned. "Come to think of it, he didn't really with Struggle either ..."
Axel turned red and faced the Melodious Nocturne.
"Now wait just a minute, I scored more than you did!"
"Really?" Roxas asked.
"Uh, no... I mean yes! I mean argh! Ignore him, Roxas!" Axel sputtered slightly.
Youre not doing a good job, arent you? Luxord asked, gathering his winnings while Demyx pouted across him.
Hey, gimme a break! Its not every day I give someone the talk! Axel complained.
Excuse me? Marluxias head pops from doorway. Do my ears deceive me? Youre giving someone the
Kingdom Hearts Llama Song 2The Riku SongKingdom Hearts Llama Song 26 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Here's a Riku,
There's a Riku,
And another racing Riku.
Pond'ring Riku,(Me: It's pondering, just to clarify)
Big log,(Me: How the hell does he throw that thing?!)
Riku, Riku-- *Crackaboom!*
Stormy!*Storm outside Sora's window*
Riku's Sora's best friend,
Both live somewhere-- Here?...Oh!*Points to teeny Destiny Island on huge map*
So it must be destiny
That he's the anti-hero.(Me: Lol, it so rhymes...)
Though Squeenix made it quite clear,
Just look at that hair color!*BIG NEON RED ARROW * (Me: *ruffle ruffle*)
Not to mention those green eyes,
Like that famous others--(Riku: Ahem! Me: Right...KH, not FF...anyway...)
Have you ever seen a Riku,
Standing in the ocean, Riku.
Tsunami's coming this way, Riku!
(Maleficent's baby Riku!)(Riku:.
The Master of DeathHearing the sounds of his children coming through the door, Harry grinned and put his paperwork away. If his ears were correct, they were heading towards his office andThe Master of Death3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Dad!" Lily exclaimed, bursting into the room with James and Albus behind her.
"Hi Lils, how was Aunt Luna's?" Harry asked as his children positively beamed at him. James was practically bouncing up and down and Albus wasn't even looking irritated with him. Something was exciting them
"She told all sorts of stories like normal," Lily commented.
"She told us the Tale of Three Brothers again!" James said excitedly.
Harry went for the innocently confused look, wondering what his perceptive friend had told his children. "Your mother and I have told you that story many times."
"But Aunt Luna told us about the Deathly Hallows!" Albus finally burst out.
"The Deathly Hallows?" It took all of Harry's self control not to flinch, the image of a dark foreboding forest entering his mind.
All three nodded, looking wound u
Pet the Bunny - Kingdom Hearts"NO. I do NOT want to pet the bunny.", Riku glared with his aquatic hues.Pet the Bunny - Kingdom Hearts10 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Blue button eyes, the kind with four holes, stared back at Riku's huffy face. "Dawww...But Riku~! Mr. Bunny is only here to make you better~ If you pet one of my ears I'm sure things will be better! Come on...tell us why you are so grumpy." Replied the sock puppet. Paper ears flopped to either side as the hand in the sock made the patchwork animal move comically.
The silver haired boy, though he won't admit is rather amusing, narrowed his eyes and was determined not to let anyone ruin his grouchy mood. "Buzz off! I'm not in a grouchy mood and I don't want to pet the fricking sock!"
"Don't call Mr. Bunny a sock!" A voice said under a blanket.
Poutty ocean blue orbs peered up from under the blanket. They were attached to the boy whose hand had turned into a hand puppet when his disgruntled friend climbed through the bedroom. Riku had come over, well snuck over, and climbed up the flower trellis on the house wall th
If you were gay... +AkuRoku+If you were gay...If you were gay... +AkuRoku+7 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Roxas was reading one his favourite book on this perfect afternoon, alone… Glad to have no "roommate" to bother him. "How could it get any better than this?" He thought happily. But then door slammed open and a cheerfully red-head got in.
"Oh! Hi!! Roxas!" Axel said enthusiast of seeing the blonde reading in the corner.
"Hi, Axel…" He answered lazily, sighing.
"Hey, guess what happened to me on the subway this morning! This guy was smiling at me and talking to me~..!" Axel said almost like singing.
"Wow… That's very interesting Axx…" Roxas said uninterested, trying to read his book.
"He was being real friendly, and I think he was coming on to me. I think he might've thought "I" was gay!" He said like if it was impossible.
Roxas stared at him sceptical and coughed, a bit uncomfortable.
"Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this? Why should I care? I don't care! Huh… What did you have for lunch today?" He said rapidly and bluntly.
"Oh, you don't have to get all defensi
RoxasRoxas8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
He was my friend
Until the end
We stayed together
A nobody forever
He made me feel
A different way
Like a had a heart
A feeling that never stopped
Why did you go
Why did you leave
Was it really
Because of me?
Did you forget
Who you are
I tried to bring him
Bring him back to who he was
But it seemed like such a fuss
I felt his pain
I felt his confusion
I feel that way
he used to be
For Demyx LoversFor Demyx Lovers4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Oh my gosh, it's way too hot out here!" Your hyper friend exclaims. "I'm gonna head back home, do you want to come with me?" You shake your head. "Nah, I think I'll stay here a little while longer." Her eyes widen and she starts walking away. "Alright, I'll see you later." She waves as you seek a place to sit down in the shade.
You find a decent place, close to a tree, and sit back on the grass. You close your eyes, considering taking a nap. Then someone splashes water on your face.
You jump up, wiping the cold drops off of your face. "Who did that?!" You hear a familiar snicker. You close your eyes, taking a deep breath. "Demyx?" The word comes out of your mouth like a hiss.
Another splash hits the back of your h