Nicktoons NerdNicktoons NerdNicktoons Nerd5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Parody of Teenage Dream
Turn on Nick
And just what do I see?
Enough of the live-action
Please tell me, where are my Nicktoons at? At?
Instead of Spongebob
I watch Adventure
Time. Where's T.U.F.F Puppy?
Screw Fanboy & Chum Chum
While I wait for Sheen.
I'll break the oldies out. Out.
Let's watch all the DP episodes
No regrets, just Doug.
We can watch until we die
You and I
We'll be young forever
You make me
Feel like I'm such a Nicktoons Nerd.
When El Tigre comes on
I can't sleep
Let's watch Hey Arnold
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back
My heart stops
When CatDog comes on
This episode's the best
This is real
Let's watch all night
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back
We grab some chalk
Watch Rocket Power on the beach
Got a motel and
Invader Zim on the tele
As Told by Ginger,
This is our modern life.
Let's watch all the DP episodes
No regrets, just Doug.
We can watch until
The Cartoon Weddings PoemThe Cartoon Weddings Poem10 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Cartoon Weddings Are Nice
By Nintendo Maximus
Our setting is a big, wonderful, heavenly church,
And inside, a big crowd has come in to perch.
The people inside are gathered for a very special day;
A dozen different couples are all to be wed today!
The duodecad wedding is being observed
By many guests, a decent percentage unnerved.
They're all cartoon characters, quite fitting of
The twelve couples, for they're all toons in love.
Fittingly, the assembly of millions were all created
By the same studio as the pairs who have dated
And are now being wed in those peoples' eyes.
(Hopefully, they've all well-adjusted their ties!)
The crowd is full of toons both old and fairly recent,
Western and Eastern, preschool and morally indecent,
All from the worlds of Cartoon Network and Disney,
Not to mention Nickelodeon's mighty animated jubilee.
In front of this congregation stand the twelve grooms,
All of them having been bitten by true love's blooms.
Their hearts are all beating away
SSB Newcomer Hiccup ToothlessHiccup and ToothlessSSB Newcomer Hiccup Toothless5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Symbol: A dragon with a sword through it
Wii Remote Pick: Hiccup says "C'mon Toothless!"
Theme: Main Theme/Test Drive
Intro: Toothless flies in, makes a playful growl, then stands his pose.
It isn't affected by gameplay, but Hiccup is riding Toothless the entire time.
Up>Wing Slap Upwards
Up>Head Swing Upwards
Toothless has 5 jumps and can glide.
Down>Scratches Wildly Below Him
Standard B> Fire Breath - Toothless breathes out a stream of fire. Goes out if used for too long. Just like Bowser's and Charizard's.
Side B> Fire Ball - Toothless fires a ball of fire straight in front of him. Can change direction before fired.
Up B> Night Blur - Toothless charges up, then dashes in a direction. Can change direction before zipping.
Back to the DISNEY Future 1.4Back to the DISNEY Future Part IBack to the DISNEY Future 1.44 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Okay Doc, here we go," I informed my mallard friend. I had just finished plugging in my portable camera into the television Figment had in the Entertainment part of the ride. We were surrounded by dozens of movie props and a chest full of Dreamfinder's spare purple coats and black top hats. It also held all of Figment's spare yellow and red sweaters with his name on it. No wonder this was the only thing he wore in the future show.
"Oh, are we watching a movie?" Figment asked as he poofed in the room next to me. He then asked, "Who's got the popcorn?"
"I do!" Ludwig said as he sat on the other side of me. These two must've spent way too much time together. But then again, I probably spend more time with him now then Figment did. Or at least, I used to spend a lot of time with him.
Quickly, I shook the thought out of my head and played the tape.
AD:JL I dub thee.. Chapter 5American Dragon: Jake LongAD:JL I dub thee.. Chapter 58 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I dub thee....
the Streets of Hong Kong, The following morning
Well, someone looks well rested, Jake said in a sort of joking manner. Thanks, Rose answered with a grin, dressed in her school uniform. It was nice of you to walk to school with me,
No prob, Jake answered. They walked side-by-side as they made their way towards Roses School, pretty much enjoying the moment. You know, its weird, Rose started,
What? Jake asked.
During my life with the Huntsclan, we never could enjoy a walk to school together. She added
Yeah, what with me being a dragon, and you having those muscle-heads watch your every move... Jake picked up, an awkward silence following. Still, Rose continued, Its a nice gesture. another silence followed.
So...when and where are we supposed to meet the council again? Rose
AD:JL I dub thee.. ch 1American Dragon: Jake LongAD:JL I dub thee.. ch 18 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
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Date cut short
-Victoria Peak, Hong Kong
It was a starry, moonlit night in Hong Kong. Along the summit of Victoria Peak, two young teenagers stood, admiring the view of the city lights and the moonlight, both of which reflecting off of the waters of the local harbor. One of the two teens was and Asian-American boy with spiky green/black hair; with him was a pretty, taller-than-him, Caucasian girl with blond-hair, blue eyes and a Dragon-shaped birthmark on her wrist and palm. They were Jake Long(the American Dragon) and his long-lost love, Rose, a former member of an evil organization called the Huntsclan (long story, all will be explained later). Rose and Jake stood there in a romantic silence, admiring their much-deserved moment of piece; Rose with her arms around one of Jakes. She gently sighed and said, This is great, isnt it Jake?
Yeah, Jake responded, It is nice to finally be done with it
AD:JL I dub thee... Chapter 4American Dragon :Jake LongAD:JL I dub thee... Chapter 48 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
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- Roses apartment building
Jake and Rose were walking side-by-side, down the hall to her apartment, quietly laughing -still- at what they had done to #88 and #89. When they had reached the door to Roses apartment, they both took a deep breath and ceased their respective laughter. Well, Rose started, that was fun,
Yeah, Jake replied, So... you still nervous about your trial? he inquired.
Well, I already agreed to it, Rose answered, and I dont want to back down on my word.
You know, you can just.... Jake started to suggest, but Rose went on anyway.
Besides, I highly doubt that the magical underground would be willing to trust some one with...this, Rose finished, holding up her right hand to show her dragon-shaped birthmark, which was also the symbol of the Huntsclan. Jake paused for a moment before he tool a
AD:JL I Dub Thee... Ch 3American Dragon Jake LongAD:JL I Dub Thee... Ch 38 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
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-Hole in the Wall Restaurant,
They wanna KNIGHT YOU?! Spud exclaimed in astonishment. Jake, his crew, Sun, and his parents were sitting at the same booth table at the magical creature restaurant. Spud and Trixie were reading the pamphlet Rose was given by the dragon council. Dang, Trixie started, sounds lin a big deal.
It is, Sun Park said before taking a sip of her beverage. She swallowed and began to explain. The dragon council hasnt had the knighting trials in over five hundred years, usually due to casualties, as well as the fact that no human has ever been able to pass,
Wow, Rose, Jake, Spud, Trixie and Haley said in unison. Sun then took a bite of her meal, allowing Lao Shi to take it from there. It was said that the council had discontinued the trial, turns out that it was just put on a hiatus, until now,
and since Rose he
ADJL I Dub Thee... Chapter 7American Dragon: Jake LongADJL I Dub Thee... Chapter 77 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
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the Lake obstacle
-the trial dimension.
Rose and Fu, after being shot through the wormhole to the trial dimension, roughly landed on terra firma, front first. After coughing out the kicked up dust, they got back on their respective feet and dusted themselves off.
Remind me to stick to the teleport-system. Rose said as she fully got up. Once the dust cleared, She and Fu gawked in awe at what the dimension looked like; it was a large, cool-colored void with levitating islands of terra firma as far as one could see. Rose gasped at the surreal wonder that surrounded her. She looked down at the void below her and asked, How far do you think that it falls?
Fu walked over and kicked a small rock off over the edge. They both watched as it fell, and kept falling until it was completely out of sight. Id say that this is one of those drops where there is no splat at the bottom. Fu answered in a
ADJL I Dub thee Ch2American Dragon Jake LongADJL I Dub thee Ch28 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
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The Councils offer
Jake, in his dragon form, was flying over the city with Rose, in her new slayer-outfit (the on from Hong Kong Longs), riding on his back. Jake was in a noticeable nervous sweat, not to mention he was breathing nervously as well. Calm down, Jake. why are you getting so clammy? Rose asked. Well, if you must know, Jake started, turning his head to face her, My track-record regarding my visits to the Dragon Council hasnt been one were I get a plaque are a medal. Rose raised on of her eyebrows in curiosity. What do you mean?
Well, Jake inhaled through his teeth before he explained, during my first visit with the council, I practically got my head bitten off about a few foul-ups I made during my rookie-days as a dragon, and I had to preform a series of tests to make sure that I could keep grandpa as my dragon trainer. After my second m
AD:JL, I dub thee... chapter 6American Dragon Jake LongAD:JL, I dub thee... chapter 67 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
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The trial begins
-Hong Kong Harbor
The three dragon councilors, along with Jakes parents, Haley, and Fu Dog, were waiting at a dock in the Hong Kong harbor for the others. Jonathan took a look at his watch to see that it was 11:51. So, uhh, what happens if theyre late? He asked. Suddenly, Jake flew down from the sky with Rose on his back, following him were sun and Lao Shi, who were carrying Spud and Trixie respectively. The sight of all of that happening made Jonathan jump. Whoa! Sorry, still getting used to that. He said. Rose got off of Jakes back as he reverted to his human form. Councilor Klude walked up to Jake and Rose and began to speak, Well, you seem to have a bit of an early-streak recently, you have nine minutes before the trial begins, He turned to Rose and continued speaking, You still have time to change your mind, Rose stood silent for a moment, then resp
AD:JL, I Dub Thee... Chapter 9American Dragon Jake LongAD:JL, I Dub Thee... Chapter 97 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
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Flying the final stretch
-Hole in the wall
Everyone in the restaurant who was watching the trial was deeply locked into the trial now. Not just there, but other places across the magical world where they get newscasts, from the Megas bazaar, to the New York leprechaun district, to the Florida Keys, to the bunyip reservation of Australia. Bets were being made like crazy from one creature to another.
This is Lana T. Bell, reporting here where former member of the dragon council, Chang, is apparently challenging the candidate. Ive heard that this girl took out the Dark Dragon, but that still doesnt make the outcome of this obvious.
-Hole in the wall
Chang..... Lao Shi and Jake said with the same hateful tone.
Well, at least now we know how the others got in there. Omina stated.
Rose got up, pulled out a pair of Hunts-staffs from her satchel, and to
AD:JL, I dub thee...chapter 10American Dragon: Jake LongAD:JL, I dub thee...chapter 107 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
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Rose was shocked at what had happened; she failed to reach the exit in time. Jake and the others were equally shocked.
Rose, Councilor Klude spoke grimly, I am sorry, but you have failed to exit the trial dimension before sunset, Rose and Jake shared the same look of worry on their faces as the portal behind Rose closed. A tear began to form in Roses eye, believing that she failed to pass the trial. Suddenly, killing the depressing mood, a witch-like cackle was heard echoing across the area. Then, a violet portal appeared behind Rose and Fu; emerging from it were Chang, Bananas B, Tiburon (his hook reattached with tape) and his shark men, the Kelpie, and Vicky.
So, despite it all, YOU FAIL TO PASS THE TRIAL! She finished with a sinister cackle, joined in by the respective evil laughs of Vicky, Bananas B, Kelpie, Tiburon, and the shark men. The councilors looked at each other wi
Danny Phantom Tick TockWake up in the morning feeling like P-DannyDanny Phantom Tick Tock4 years ago in Humor More Like This
Grab my thermos, out the door,
I'mma save this city
Before I leave, toss the toast in the trash
Cause even if I'm hungry I ain't eating that
Gotta stay on my toes, toes
Dragon Ghost's after clothes, clothes
Technus blowing up my phone, phone
Trash talking, making my favorite bad puns
Fentons pulling up the big guns
Trying to rip me to pieces
DON'T STOP! I'mma pop
Tucker, blow that thermos up
Tonight, gotta fight
Till I see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock,
But the ghosties don't stop, no
I should do my report, but my duty is clear
Left the thermos with Tuck but I'm already here
And now Skulker's lining up cause he wants my pelt
But I'll beat him till he's gotta call Vlad for help
I'm talking everyone screaming "Ghost, Ghost"
Ember's turned up to roast, roast
But these guys are all toast, toast
Now, now we go until I pound them up, up
Or Clockwork shuts us down, down
Clockwork shuts us down, down
Clockwork shuts us
The N00b's Guide To WolfaboosThis guide has been made by the Wolfaboo Research Institute (WRI).The N00b's Guide To Wolfaboos4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
1. Sane Wolf Fans: While technically not wolfaboos they deserve to be mentioned. They like wolves but don't take their interest in wolves to the extreme like wolfaboos. They may or may not support regulated wolf hunting. They are actually pretty cool people. It's kinda hard to find them on DA.
1.5 Wolf Artists: They draw really good wolf art. The anatomy is good and they aren't sparklewolves. They deserve to be praised.
2. The Underage Wolfaboos: They are a bunch of kids who made their way to DA. Most of the time they don't post any artwork. If they ever see someone posting a different viewpoint from them they use CAPS RAEG on them. They try to insult you, but instead of offending you they end up making you laugh.
"U stooped wolf hatur I hop u die in hell u Bitch!111111!! Ur also a faggot!!!1111"
If you are a troll you will have a lot of fun trolling these guys. 99.9% of the time they ev
Cross Collision: Part 7: Planning and Proceeding"And you are absolutely certain this will work?"Cross Collision: Part 7: Planning and Proceeding2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Of course it will work, I'm a genius, you know."
Vlad sneered at the static covered screen, aiming his glare through the waves of noise; towards the scientist with the oversized moustache. "Whatever, just know if it goes wrong it shall be entirely your fault."
"Certainly, since you appear to have very little knowledge in dimensional mechanics yourself" was the amused answer, and the half-ghost rolled his eyes, deciding not to give that remark the dignity of a response. "Now, let's get the last bit started, yes?"
Vlad strolled over to another console across the room, this one connected to the portal. Eggman was relaying directions on how to complete the next stages, and the billionaire found himself grateful that he had his computer automatically recording the scientist's instruction. Eggman seemed to have an annoying habit of rambling as he explained, tending to explain points in further detail than they needed to be. Vlad waited at his
REPO: Et In Arcaerdia Ego, Chapter IREPO: Et In Arcaerdia Ego, Chapter I6 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA: ET IN ARCÆDIA EGO
Chapter I: "Plaga Medicus"
Written by Abri Isgrig and Diane N. Tran
Dr. Juan Guerrero read that headline splashed across the front page of a discarded copy of the magazine, Vanity and Vein:
WHO IS THE PLAGUE DOCTOR?
The infamous Repo Man an urban legend, a figment of the mind's eye, a ghoul, a boogeyman was sketched upon the cover, with a pair of hollow, soulless eyes and a long, vulturine beak and a dramatic, flowing cape. It was amusing really, as it looked nothing like him. Artists are a strange and imaginative lot, but not very smart.
Guerrero tossed the magazine into the gutter, studying it roll along with the other trash the wind carried. He turned on his holographic watch:
It was time. Would she come?
Turning the corner, a woman, fresh and beautiful, pranced down the half-lit all
Cross Collision: Part 1: Ghosts and PortalsA series of numbers and words played out across the screen of a powerful computer as the typist input more calculations and figures into it.Cross Collision: Part 1: Ghosts and Portals4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Let's see... Those calculations should be correct.”
“That's correct, Vladdiekins. Chance of success is ninety one point three percent.”
The holographic woman flipped the sheet of paper over her virtual clip board, and smiled alluringly at the typist, but was ignored as he studied the figures on the screen. He put a hand to his white beard and scowled at the screen as he contemplated the odds.
“Only ninety one point three? Hmm. Well, I suppose we should get someone to test it then.”
“That is the recommended suggestion, a lower ghost, such as the Box Ghost, would be a suitable candidate.”
Vlad Masters gave an irritated growl in his throat, turning away from the computer he had been focused on and moving over towards another one. He glanced at the long panel of keypads and screens now in front
Inspiration : 'Under The Brim'Inspiration : 'Under The Brim'5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
He needed a break.
Having been up since five, it now being eleven thirty, with only one cup of coffee, his energy was on low and his nerves were tweaked. He needed something to relax him and his muscles after having worked all morning.
He needed a cigarette.
Leaning his shovel up against the playground fence, he reached in his back pocket and pulled out a pack of Marlboro cigarettes. He pulled one out of the pack, before stuffing it back in his back pocket and removing his lighter. Flicking the fire to life, he stuck the cigarette in his mouth, before lighting the end, sighing as he drew in a sharp breath, inhaling the nicotine, before stuffing the lighter back in his back pocket.
As he let the nicotine seep into his system, he let the cigarette hang from his lips, as he adjusted his hat. "Eew!" He stopped, as he raised his head to see past the rim of his hat, and felt butterflies come to his stomach as he stared at a small girl with dark brown, almost black looking, hair and chocolate
A Kick in the HeadDisclaimer: Note I do not own any of the characters or anything else from Danny Phantom created by Nickelodeon or Butch Hartman. This fanfic is only meant for entertainment and nothing else.A Kick in the Head9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Note: Italicizing represent inner thought, also ( and ) represent a characters action
A Kick in the Head
"I win, I win, I win!" screamed Ember. Ember watched in total glee as the clear night sky was now overtaken by a huge swirling vortex and thousands of people around her chanted her name. "Thank you, Hollywood!" she screamed once more.
Even if this isn't everyone in the whole world, I've got to start somewhere. "At least I got this far without seeing that annoying ghost kid…"
"Danny Phantom!" yelled out a familiar voice which interrupted Ember.
"What? How did you?" Ember said in a bewildered tone.
Danny started charging up his energy blast and said, "Come on Ember, I thought you'd be smarter than to announce to every tele
Can You Feel the Love TonightCan You Feel the Love Tonight5 years ago in Romance More Like This
They just didn't understand it, not at all.
Most of the kids in Mr. Simmons's fifth grade class at P.S. 118 didn't get it, and "it" was the budding romantic relationship between Arnold, their football-headed friend and main voice of reason, and Helga Pataki, the pig-tailed class bully.
And yet, they knew there was something strange going on between them ever since they returned from their class trip to San Lorenzo.
I can see what's happening (What?)
And they don't have a clue (Who?)
They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line
Our trio's down to two (Oh)
There were hints that something was changing between them on the plane ride home, but no one said anything as they didn't have exact proof.
Rhonda was the first to notice something, as she liked to gossip and be nosy. Even though she once made a love calculator that predicted that Arnold and Helga would one day wed, she eventually concluded that the two of them were total opposites, a complete mismatch. She thought that Arnol
AD:JL I Dub thee... Chapter 8American Dragon: Jake LongAD:JL I Dub thee... Chapter 87 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
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-the Trial dimension
Rose and Fu dog were riding the back of the serpent to get to the other end of the lake, although they were beginning to regret it since he kept yammering on about his past experiences with other knight candidates.
... and usually theyd just pummel me until I could ignore the pain in my mouth, other times theyd chicken out and run, and....
Rose and Fu stopped paying attention to him a while back. Fu Dog was just plain bored out of his mind; Rose, however, despite her boredom was still aware enough to sense if there was going to be any danger coming, which there would be.
Is it just me, or is it quiet out here? She asked, and awkward pause followed.
Excuse me, The serpent started, but I believe I was talking,
And talking, and talking, and talking, and talking..... Fu mumbled.
What I mean is the type of silence you sense when yo
Worthy Adversary - Part 1Worthy Adversary - Part 13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
“That unfinished building; is that were I’m supposed to look for him?” Glen Remus was on the phone with his partner, Adam. He hunted down dangerous criminals that the police needed help with. Glen had been hired to track someone down, and he was currently driving to the last place that someone had seen this person. He drove up to a multi storied building that looked like it was close to being finished; but the only machinery around it was a few old trucks.
“Yeah that’s the place.” Adam replied, “They stopped working on it when many of the workers reported seeing a monster or something. Probably the guy we’re looking for.” Glen got out of the car and looked up at the building; it was maybe four or five stories high. He had remembered reading something about this building, that several cops had been brutally killed. One was been shot, another died of blood loss, and another seemed to have been thrown around so much that many of his bo
Night At The Toon-seum pt. 1Have you ever had one of the most strangest expirents in your life where you if you're dreaming, but you really aren't?Night At The Toon-seum pt. 16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Well, that's just what happend to me and friends.
It all started somewhere during the summer time. Things were getting boring with all of the hot weather.
So me, and my friends Sam, Mickey, and Alexis were looking for a job that we can all work at together and get well paid.
We were discussing our dissions in the park.
"You guys got any ideas?" I asked Sam and Alexis as we were looking at the Wanted Adds in the newspaper for jobs.
"How about working at fast-food resteraunts as waitresses and frycooks?" Sam spoke first
"No, that sounds greasy and I can't remember what the customers odered" I disagreed
Then Alexis suggested, "I know, let's work as babysitters! They get payed alot!"
"Babysitting!?!" Sam questioned a bit angerly "Alexis, me and Keshia already have enough trouble by baby-sitting our siblings."
"Not too mention my brother does all of these random