The Cartoon Weddings PoemThe Cartoon Weddings Poem9 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Cartoon Weddings Are Nice
By Nintendo Maximus
Our setting is a big, wonderful, heavenly church,
And inside, a big crowd has come in to perch.
The people inside are gathered for a very special day;
A dozen different couples are all to be wed today!
The duodecad wedding is being observed
By many guests, a decent percentage unnerved.
They're all cartoon characters, quite fitting of
The twelve couples, for they're all toons in love.
Fittingly, the assembly of millions were all created
By the same studio as the pairs who have dated
And are now being wed in those peoples' eyes.
(Hopefully, they've all well-adjusted their ties!)
The crowd is full of toons both old and fairly recent,
Western and Eastern, preschool and morally indecent,
All from the worlds of Cartoon Network and Disney,
Not to mention Nickelodeon's mighty animated jubilee.
In front of this congregation stand the twelve grooms,
All of them having been bitten by true love's blooms.
Their hearts are all beating away
Nicktoons NerdNicktoons NerdNicktoons Nerd5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Parody of Teenage Dream
Turn on Nick
And just what do I see?
Enough of the live-action
Please tell me, where are my Nicktoons at? At?
Instead of Spongebob
I watch Adventure
Time. Where's T.U.F.F Puppy?
Screw Fanboy & Chum Chum
While I wait for Sheen.
I'll break the oldies out. Out.
Let's watch all the DP episodes
No regrets, just Doug.
We can watch until we die
You and I
We'll be young forever
You make me
Feel like I'm such a Nicktoons Nerd.
When El Tigre comes on
I can't sleep
Let's watch Hey Arnold
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back
My heart stops
When CatDog comes on
This episode's the best
This is real
Let's watch all night
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back
We grab some chalk
Watch Rocket Power on the beach
Got a motel and
Invader Zim on the tele
As Told by Ginger,
This is our modern life.
Let's watch all the DP episodes
No regrets, just Doug.
We can watch until
the future of Hinata-chapter 1Chapter 1-He's baaaaaaackthe future of Hinata-chapter 18 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A/N: Yes, I know that chuunin don't do D-rank missions…also, this takes place after the time jump...
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"Come on Hinata! Help us pull these weeds!"
"Oh! Yes Kiba-kun"
Hinata Hyuuga was a quiet girl. She had long shiny hair and big colourless eyes. She was a ninja, but preferred not to fight. At the moment, she was helping her teammates perform a D-rank mission.
"Hurry up Hinata!" Kiba called again.
"Arf!" his dog, Akamaru, agreed. Hinata remembered when Akamaru was just a puppy, and he liked to ride around in Kiba's jacket. Now, he was fully grown, and gave Kiba rides! That was more than two years ago, when she was still a timid, shy genin. Hinata began pulling weeds, reflecting on what had happened since then. The first female hokage had risen up. She had become a chuunin/ Sasuke had left the village. And then, so had Naruto…
She shook those thoughts out of her head and continued weeding the daimyo's garden. Naruto was gone, and she had to stop thinking ab
The N00b's Guide To WolfaboosThis guide has been made by the Wolfaboo Research Institute (WRI).The N00b's Guide To Wolfaboos3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
1. Sane Wolf Fans: While technically not wolfaboos they deserve to be mentioned. They like wolves but don't take their interest in wolves to the extreme like wolfaboos. They may or may not support regulated wolf hunting. They are actually pretty cool people. It's kinda hard to find them on DA.
1.5 Wolf Artists: They draw really good wolf art. The anatomy is good and they aren't sparklewolves. They deserve to be praised.
2. The Underage Wolfaboos: They are a bunch of kids who made their way to DA. Most of the time they don't post any artwork. If they ever see someone posting a different viewpoint from them they use CAPS RAEG on them. They try to insult you, but instead of offending you they end up making you laugh.
"U stooped wolf hatur I hop u die in hell u Bitch!111111!! Ur also a faggot!!!1111"
If you are a troll you will have a lot of fun trolling these guys. 99.9% of the time they ev
Worthy Adversary - Part 1Worthy Adversary - Part 12 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
“That unfinished building; is that were I’m supposed to look for him?” Glen Remus was on the phone with his partner, Adam. He hunted down dangerous criminals that the police needed help with. Glen had been hired to track someone down, and he was currently driving to the last place that someone had seen this person. He drove up to a multi storied building that looked like it was close to being finished; but the only machinery around it was a few old trucks.
“Yeah that’s the place.” Adam replied, “They stopped working on it when many of the workers reported seeing a monster or something. Probably the guy we’re looking for.” Glen got out of the car and looked up at the building; it was maybe four or five stories high. He had remembered reading something about this building, that several cops had been brutally killed. One was been shot, another died of blood loss, and another seemed to have been thrown around so much that many of his bo
SSB Newcomer Hiccup ToothlessHiccup and ToothlessSSB Newcomer Hiccup Toothless5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Symbol: A dragon with a sword through it
Wii Remote Pick: Hiccup says "C'mon Toothless!"
Theme: Main Theme/Test Drive
Intro: Toothless flies in, makes a playful growl, then stands his pose.
It isn't affected by gameplay, but Hiccup is riding Toothless the entire time.
Up>Wing Slap Upwards
Up>Head Swing Upwards
Toothless has 5 jumps and can glide.
Down>Scratches Wildly Below Him
Standard B> Fire Breath - Toothless breathes out a stream of fire. Goes out if used for too long. Just like Bowser's and Charizard's.
Side B> Fire Ball - Toothless fires a ball of fire straight in front of him. Can change direction before fired.
Up B> Night Blur - Toothless charges up, then dashes in a direction. Can change direction before zipping.
Naruhina- Lovers in the RainNaruto and Hinata.Naruhina- Lovers in the Rain8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Lovers in the rain.
Hinata was hiding behind a tree. She was doing the same thing she always did in the morning; watching Naruto-kun. If she just could get a glimpse of his face, she was happy. She would do anything, no matter how painful, just to see his beautiful face.
This morning, he was talking to the shinobi that trained him, the one he called Ero-sennin.
They talked about some kind of training, and then, Hinata overheard something that made her heart beat really fast. Ero-sennin asked Naruto if he had a girl he liked. Naruto went all red in his face and answered yes. Hinata felt very curious, and she wondered if the girl Naruto liked, was her. She felt like there was a wild animal inside her, roaring in
Then, Ero-sennin told Naruto to go and say goodbye to her. Naruto ran right past the tree where Hinata stood and down the road to the village.
Hinata followed him.
She followed him in the shelter of the trees, so she wouldn't get busted.
Final Kingdom Hearts: Ch. 4Chapter FourFinal Kingdom Hearts: Ch. 47 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
My Lord, the King has left Disney Castle, said a man with black and blue hair. We think he is heading for the Destiny Islands planet.
Good, said the man in black robes, sitting in the throne. Hralt, send Gen to the chamber with the proposal and ask Ashi to check on the prisoners in the White room.
Sir? asked Hralt, pausing as he put his hood up.
Thats an order, said the man, sternly.
Yes, sir, said Hralt, putting his hood up.
Hralts body slowly became a silvery liquid, from bottom to top, as he stood very still. He then sank quickly into the floor of the dark room, disappearing. Not but a few seconds later, fire burst next to the man sitting in the throne and a man stepped through them. He removed his hood, revealing short, spiky, red, yellow and orange hair.
Basz, why do you disturb my solitude? asked the man. I have not requested your presence.
Keyblade Masters pt 27Chapter 27: The Kraken.Keyblade Masters pt 276 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Kairi felt a slight jolt as the galleon scraped the shallow waters floor, knowing that the ship was back at Port Royal. She heard footsteps again as someone came running.
The door burst open before she could realize who it was. Sora was there, looking a bit out of breath.
Well, were here! he said happily. Kairi simply nodded, but that was all she had time to do before Sora scooped her up bridal-style. She looked at him lovingly.
Sora, Im just nauseous. Im not crippled. She giggled.
Oh. Sora looked slightly crestfallen, then set her down. She smiled, then got back on her feet. She offered her arm. Shall we go then?
He wrapped his arm around hers. Yes, lets.
Riku stuffed large pieces of meat into his mouth, finishing his dinner faster than any of his friends. He was positively starving after being stranded out at sea, and grateful for a proper mealeven if it was just brea
Kingdom Hearts Smash Story 1It had seemed like only yesterday. The crazy happenings were still alive in the minds of those who had participated in them. Then again, they weren't exactly easy to forget. Friends had been lost to each other for what seemed like ages. Long-time enemies had engaged a mutual dangerous entity on the same side, hand in hand. Friendships were forever forged between people on opposite sides of the world.Kingdom Hearts Smash Story 17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
All these thoughts and more coursed through the mind of the warrior that sat on the edge of the cliff overlooking a hovering island. On that island had been developed the source of all the chaos: dark matter bombs built to drag all caught within the blast into an alternate reality, the realm of Oblivion.
The warrior knew better. The workers at that facility were merely robot drones. Their leader was himself a robot who received orders from a higher-up. That higher up... he hung his
The Third Epic: Chapter 8The Third Epic: Chapter 810 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A Change In Perspective
As the miniature fortress went about firing at the warriors, the castle of the late Romefeller Foundation HQ was turned to rubble. For each dodge, the spouts hit the wall, causing it to collapse. At times, a stray spout would strike on of the support beams and a quarter of the structure would fall. Horus, on the other hand, only had to watch as the members of the KH group took cover for their very lives.
"At this rate, you'll tire out." chuckled Horus. "And you would never have had a shot at me. With the use of an Aquatic Fortress, I don't even have to engage in battle. My faithful little sphere does all the work." Horus only gazed on as spouts and beams dared to strike at Sora and his friends.
"We have to find a way to stop this guy!" shouted Sora.
"If only I weren't dodging about like this." Riku thought to himself. "If I had but two seconds, I could unleash my Iceberg Shurikens. That'll at least stop the assault of that annoying little sphere."
"Hey! I have a
PewdieCry: Slipping Sanity part 1Summary: Pewdiepie and Cry are stuck in the world of 'Amnesia: The Dark Descent' and as a Cry wakes up alone and shackled in a cell, all does not bode well for the duo.PewdieCry: Slipping Sanity part 12 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Warnings: A little blood, insanity and bromance/friendship -nothing more then that I promise-
The world seemed to melt into existence as the blue eyed gamer blearily looked up, his head suddenly splitting in pain from the slight movement. Grimacing, the young man stayed still, trying to work out just what situation he was in.
Now that he was awake and slowly trying to focus, the pain coursing through his body washed over him and he had to bite his lip to prevent a groan escaping him. Several parts of his body felt uncannily warm and sticky, and he could only assume that his knees felt so wet because he was kneeling in a shallow pool of his own crimson blood.
He could also feel cold and uncomfortable shackles on either wrist, preventing him from slumping to the ground as either hand was pulled slightly above his head
Wreck it Ralph: Sick Day Part 3Nothing stopped Ralph from taking care of Vanellope. His game was now one of the more popular ones in the arcade- "retro", it was called- and Ralph was always on the job. Usually, he never let anything distract him, except maybe to wave across the arcade when he was lifted up, saying hello to a Bad-a-Non member or to Vanellope, as she accepted a metal. And Felix, though very happy, was always one to stick to the program. And so, when Ralph had told him that he'd have to 'wing it' for the next few days, Felix had panicked. But Ralph had had a nice long talk with the man,Wreck it Ralph: Sick Day Part 32 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I dunno, Ralph," the hammer wielding man had said, wiggling on the spot.
"Well, I just can't send the kid back," Ralph had whispered into the hall from his spot in the doorway, trying not to wake up the sleeping Vanellope.
"But she won't be in her game tomorrow!"
Ralph waved him off. "It's a random roster. Sour Bill's got it under control. He'll be directing the races tonight . In fact, they might already be done by no
AD:JL I dub thee.. ch 1American Dragon: Jake LongAD:JL I dub thee.. ch 17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I Dub thee...
Date cut short
-Victoria Peak, Hong Kong
It was a starry, moonlit night in Hong Kong. Along the summit of Victoria Peak, two young teenagers stood, admiring the view of the city lights and the moonlight, both of which reflecting off of the waters of the local harbor. One of the two teens was and Asian-American boy with spiky green/black hair; with him was a pretty, taller-than-him, Caucasian girl with blond-hair, blue eyes and a Dragon-shaped birthmark on her wrist and palm. They were Jake Long(the American Dragon) and his long-lost love, Rose, a former member of an evil organization called the Huntsclan (long story, all will be explained later). Rose and Jake stood there in a romantic silence, admiring their much-deserved moment of piece; Rose with her arms around one of Jakes. She gently sighed and said, This is great, isnt it Jake?
Yeah, Jake responded, It is nice to finally be done with it
Kingdom Hearts: Star WarsStar Wars/ Kingdom HeartsKingdom Hearts: Star Wars5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
There was a city that laid in ruins and sounds of battle could still be heard nearby. Dead clones and battle droids lined the streets along with pieces of buildings. Sora fell out of the sky and landed with a thud. Sora sat up and rubbed the back of his head.
He looked around and asked himself, "Where am I now?"
Then Sora heard something or someone coming so he hid behind a piece of fallen building. Sora watched as a teenage girl came running towards him with droids following her. Sora noticed that she had long brown hair and wore a black tank top shirt, white pants, and black shoes. She stopped to fight the droids off and Sora looked at her weapons. She had a sword in her right hand and a strange looking blade in her left hand.
Sora also noticed that the lower half of the girl's left arm was made of gold metal. She was clearly outnumbered but she continued to fight. One of the droid shot at her left hand knocking the blade out of her hand. Sora thought
Fuse's Attack - The BegginingFuse's Attack - The Beggining10 months ago in Humor More Like This
Fuse was finally defeated! Moments later, all fusion monsters started to fall apart. After a while all the terrafusers that have been spreding the Fusion Matter, causing all that haos everywhere, began to shrivel. The infection stopped! The Earth was victorious.
Not long after that, everyone returned home and continued their normal lives. Everything was back to how it was before as the peace between heroes and villians was over.
An year has passed and everything was still normal, well as normal as this weird place can be.
During that time a lot of events had happened. The villians have joined forces to crush the heroes and rule over the world. All of them were in, from Vilgax to Aku, even the Powerpunk Girls who got stuck in our dimention during a fight with the Powerpuff Girls.
Before that had happened, though, the Test sisters were able to create their greates and most dangerous invention ever. But their dim-witted brother Johnny was again the one who had to test it.
Broken Hearts Chapter OneAuthor's note: This is a Kingdom Hearts-based story. This was my first fanfiction that has been abandoned for a long time. Now, it's back, rewritten and revised with new additions such as new characters. I'm on a writer's block for Gunpoint Athena, so I thought on rewriting this bad boy here. See what you guys think. This fanfiction is based on the concept of Kingdom Hearts, not the actual characters and story. I came up with this story before Through my Eyes, on what if it were me traveling the worlds. We all wish we were like Sora; the ability to travel through the Disney worlds. I put it in a twist with using NonDisney characters as well (I consider Studio Ghibli characters NonDisney instead of anime, because I think it's in its own style than anime style). Anyway, enough rambling, and hope you'll enjoy the first chapter of Broken Hearts!Broken Hearts Chapter One4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
By Kiara Lee Phoenix
It was the same nightmare again. The world covered in ashes, blood, and decay. Old soldier c
Guardians of Light: Chapter IIIThe morning was gray and dreary, but it seemed that the rain trapped in the clouds refused to fall. It was strange for the weather to be like this so late into the season. It was the beginning of November, after all. After staring outside for a few minutes after waking up, Danny decided to head out to their small kitchen for breakfast, only to leap in surprise, pulling his staff from beneath his cape he'd just put on, aiming at the blond-headed stranger cooking at the stove. "Who are you..?! How did you get in?!"Guardians of Light: Chapter III2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Turning in surprise with a squeak, the blond's eyes widened in alarm. "D-dwah...! Danny, no, it's me!" the scrawny male squeaked in a familiar voice. Danny's eyebrow raised in suspicion for a moment until he finally seemed to realize. "....SpongeBob...?" Nodding swiftly, the other's hands stayed in the air, making sure his friend wouldn't attack him. "I-I...didn't think you'd be up for a while...I...can't exactly cook in my other form otherwise I get all shriveled up from the
Sonic, Phineas, and Ferb Interview 1ROCKETSONIC: Hello fans of Sonic the Hedgehog and Phineas and Ferb, today we are going to have our special guest "RedJoey1992" ask some interesting questions to our favorite characters Sonic, Phineas, Tails, Ferb, Amy, Candace, Knuckles, Perry, Eggman, and Doofensmirtz. LET'S BEGIN!!!!!Sonic, Phineas, and Ferb Interview 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
REDJOEY1992: What is the source to your powers?
SONIC: If you mean my superspeed then that runs through my DNA, like most comic book super heroes.
REDJOEY1992: How is it given to you when you wanted to go fast?
SONIC: It was given to me during a labratory accident but it's a long story, again, like most comic book super heroes. Anyway, I activate it by just basically running, but you need a lot of training in order to control and maintain that kind of speed, now I can move faster than the speed of sound.
REDJOEY1992: How's it long since you saved Mobius from Dr. Eggman's wrath?
SONIC: I've been saving my planet from that Egghead since I was 10. I tell ya, when will tha
StormOh no! Cindy rattled the door knob again, pushing her wet hair out of her face. It was no use; the door remained locked. She gazed at her front door in dismay, futilely launching a kick at it. When shed left that afternoon for Nick and Brittneys party at the park, shed thought her parents would still be home. Her house keys were still on the nightstand, where shed dropped them the night before.Storm8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Thunder rumbled ominously; the sudden downpour that had halted the party showed no signs of stopping as unexpectedly as it started. Whimpering, Cindy hunkered down on her front steps, prepared to wait out the storm. She could just barely make out the Neutrons house across the street through the heavy rain. The faint red light on the front of Jimmys old clubhouse caught her eye.
Cindy, meet me at the lab. Th
The White Parade: I of VIChapter I: The Patient(s)The White Parade: I of VI8 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
They call him The Patient.
No one is really sure what his real name is, save the doctors and nurses who treat him, I guess—but really, what sort of shitty general nickname is “The Patient” in a place like this? This hospital is full of patients—most of them running out of patience for their diseases and the treatments that are supposed to help them. But somehow… It doesn’t matter who you’re talking to, or who is talking to you; say “The Patient” with the right amount of inflection and people automatically know. It doesn’t matter how they know—they just do.
It isn’t that he’s remarkable in any way. He’s tall, thin—the thinness in him probably more from his treatments than his diet or lack thereof. His hair is so blonde that in some lights people must think that it’s white, or that he doesn’t have any. There is the possibility that some