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Smart Sexy SupercoolIf my voice were sweeterSmart Sexy Supercool5 years ago in Scraps More Like This
And my hair were longer
And I was harder, better, faster, stronger
If my feet were smaller
And my body thinner
And I always was a first-place winner
If I were better at singing
And better at sports
Had a prettier smile
And showed tactful support
If I were an athlete
And a brilliant thinker
If I were a dare-devil
And a fearless drinker
If my ankles were slender
And my neck weren't so bulky
And nothing bad happened so I'd never get sulky
If I were a leader
Yet didn't mind being led
And if I were some mythical creature in bed
If I were an angel
So patient and kind
Remembered all the good
And left t
Notable Quotables - Astrology"By far, the fire signs are the most confrontational. If you piss off an Aries, they'll run you over in their truck. A Leo won't run you over, but only because they're distracted with looking for a bigger truck. A Sagittarius will run you over with a vespa because they think it's cool."Notable Quotables - Astrology6 years ago in Scraps More Like This
~Me, explaining astrology to my friend.
For Duck-dreamer076 years ago in Drawings
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For You, My AngelsYou're a green mushroom.For You, My Angels6 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
You're a hundred rings.
You're a medipack
Filled with healing things.
You're a thunderstorm
On a humid day.
Drown the anger out.
Wash the hate away.
And when I am hurt,
Crying too hard to see,
I'm still not lost because
I know you're watching over me.
You are my angels,
Special from the rest.
My last string of sanity
Is something that can attest.
So all I want now
Is this interlude,
A chance for me to
Express my gratitude.
The Saddest Eyes in the WorldHe’s got the saddest eyes I’ve ever seen, and as he gets onto the train, I can’t help but say a prayer for him. I hope he’s going somewhere nice. Maybe he’s going home to visit his mother.The Saddest Eyes in the World4 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
He looks like he’s coming back from some stressful business meeting. Is that possible? It’s late at night and all the regular offices closed hours ago. But he’s got a heavy-looking briefcase overflowing with dog-eared papers. And he’s wearing that severe black suit that looks very sharp but doesn’t really seem fitting next to his childlike face.
His hair is cropped short. The cuts looks fresh and un
Mechanical BloodlustComplications, infiltrationsMechanical Bloodlust5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Leave me reckless and annoyed
Circumstances, second chances
Lists of things I must avoid
So goodbye, so goodbye
It's time to close the curtains
So goodbye, so goodbye
On this bloodstained circus
Candy-coated, overloaded
Zombie-paranoid
All the things you wanted in me
Crippled and destroyed
So goodbye, so goodbye
The salty blood's gone sticky
So goodbye, so goodbye
I shouldn't be so picky
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Aquarius HaikuCosmic OasisAquarius Haiku5 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
Seek the Aquarian Age
This is the dawning
My DiseaseMy disease has no nameMy Disease3 years ago in Scraps More Like This
No coloured ribbon
No awareness month nor special day
When people say
"this goes out to anyone who needs a friend,"
I know they mean anyone but me
I'm not one of them
And therefore their enemy
And all I can do
Is wait for the day
When "everyone" means everyone
Or
At least
Until I get my ribbon
Three Word Movie SynopsesAnaconda - Big Freaking SnakeThree Word Movie Synopses4 years ago in Scraps More Like This
Barb Wire - Casablanca’s Retarded Cousin
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs - Food Rain Problematic
Donnie Darko - Stop Doing Drugs
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - Well, Forget You!
Full Metal Jacket - Born To Snap
Ghostbusters - Haunted Buildings Suck
Homeward Bound - Animals Versus Nature
Indiana Jones (any of them) - It’s A Trap!
Jacob’s Ladder - Wait, He’s Dead?
King Kong - We’re All Monsters
Labyrinth - Bowie In Tights
Madagascar - City Slicker Animals
No Country for Old Men - I’m’a Take This...
Ocean’s Eleven - Ratpack Busts Casinos
Paranormal
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How To Report The News5. When talking about a local issue, walk through the city while pretending you don't live there.How To Report The News2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
4. In introducing an international news story, you must display a picture of said country's flag, just in case people have no idea what country you are talking about and yet somehow recognize the flag.
3. Bombs, gunfire, storms, and earthquakes always "rock" the affected area. There is no other verb permitted.
2. All religions should be represented by the single most belligerent and insane person who affiliates themself with said religion.
1. If you have to choose between a fact and a pun, go for the pun.
The Most Boringest Comic Ever4 years ago in Scraps
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Haiku Thru The MonthsJanuaryHaiku Thru The Months7 years ago in Scraps More Like This
Sunny, cold, and bright.
The year begins anew now.
Happy New Year all!
February
Groundhogs predict spring,
But winter is relentless.
Valentine's Day sucks.
March
March is really cold.
Honestly, why's it so cold?
"March of the Penguins."
April
No rain, no flowers.
"April is the cruellest month."
Exams are to blame.
May
Gardener's weekend.
Queen Vicky's birthday again?
Let's launch explosives!
June
The weather is hot.
I wish I could wear shorts now.
Blast!! I'm still too fat!
July
I have no backyard.
My sister's friends took over.
What's with all these bugs?
August
Humidity sucks.
It's way too f---ing hot
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