Blonde Phone CallBlonde Phone CallBlonde Phone Call8 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
One day, a brunette, a red-head, and a blonde were sitting around the house watching TV while their boyfriends went to the convenience store to pick up some milk, pizza and condoms. A few hours later, they ask each other what the heck is taking them so long. Thats when the phone rings and the brunette picks it up.
Hello? she asks. But on the other side of the phone she hears a loud muffled sound.
Hmmmffmm ffmv ! Veemmff mmmeffeum!
Hello! the brunette says again. Whos there?
The same muffled mumbling continues. Who is it? the red-head asks her.
I dont know, says the brunette, It sounds like Kenny from South Park. I cant understand a word this person is saying!
Let me try, said the red-head. Hello? Kenny is that you I hear?
But this time the loud mumbled muffling was deeper. Heemmffp ! Ffemmffmm mmmmh f
Viper Room -Johnny and JimmyViper Room -Johnny and Jimmy7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
So I didn't know what to do anymore. He was getting out of hand, with his reckless behavior. All he wanted to do was go out and drink, party, tear his clothes off, and the rest is pretty much history. I mean, come on, just because that was what people
expected of us, didn't mean that's what we should give them. It made me sick to think how he was throwing a little bit of his life span away with the heavy partying, and our relationship.
Wasn't I worth spending time with? Did he even care about me anymore? It seemed like we'd been growing distant as things went on, and now that tour was done, we weren't forced to hang around each other any more. I didn't exactly need to be forced, but he
did. Was our spark fading away into nothing more then a dead spark plug? What the heck.
It had taken me nearly a week of coaxing to get him to agree to hang out with me without having someone around. I relented and let him choose where we'd be going to, seeing as that was the only way he was going to agr