A Spirit TornBeneath the veil formed by my mind,A Spirit Torn8 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Beneath the shadowed guilt and shame,
Shall come a call of reckless kind,
A bane that wields my broken name.
A life to give, a debt to pay,
No second chance to make amends-
Not e'en to see the girl called Kaye,
Who dares to hope for Hades' end.
Not all is lost, nor is all tak'n-
But fear does not let off so free.
When mind is gone, and will is shak'n,
What purpose is there left to see?
When Death comes knocking at the door,
The sky to weep and waves to wail,
My sun and beacon are no more
To light the way of desprate tale.
Oh sing, ye nereids of the Sea!
Your voice, the song of spirit torn-
For yet may live the captives key,
And yet will rise the serpents thorn.
Queen Sized CandaceQueen Sized CandaceQueen Sized Candace2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Story by Dylan Carbonell
Written by Dylan Carbonell and Darren Heideman
[We open on Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. where an orange colored beam shoots out, followed by an explosion. Quickly following that, Perry is seen paragliding away to safety.]
Doofenshmirtz: Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
[At the Flynn-Fletcher home, Candace hops about and points towards the backyard.]
Candace: Mom, Dad! Mom, Dad! Look, look, look, look, look!
[Linda sighs and she and Lawrence head to the yard. There, Candace has her back to the yard, and folds her arms and smirks.]
Candace: Now tell me you don't see any solar powered, hovercraft bumper cars right in front of your very eyes.
Linda: We don't see any solar powered, hovercraft bumper cars right in front of our very eyes.
[Candace turns to see that there is only her brothers and their friends in the empty backyard. In utter shock, drops to her knees.]
Candace: WHERE...DID...IT...GO?! (sobs)
[Phineas and Ferb and their friends slowly walk
Halloween Phinbella Short StoriesGhostly LoveHalloween Phinbella Short Stories3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
8 year-old Phineas Flynn ate his dinner quickly, so excited about something that he almost swallowed his fork.
Ferb stared at his brother curiously, taking a bite of his own food.
“Phineas, slow down or you’ll choke.” Linda Flynn-Fletcher scolded her son. “What’s gotten you so excited?”
Phineas looked to his mother with his big ocean blue eyes. “Today is Halloween, Isabella’s favorite holiday! And I plan to give her something special!”
“Isabella? You mean your imaginary friend?”
Phineas’ smiled faltered a bit. “Mommy, she isn’t imaginary, she is just a ghost.”
Candace huffed. “If she is a ghost, why can’t I see her?”
Phineas shrugged. “Because you don’t believe.”
The girl rolled her eyes as Linda looked down at the redhead. “Why don’t you and Ferb go play with Isabella then.”
Phineas nodded and set his fork down, motioning
Ch5: Target PracticeCh5: Target Practice2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Hiccup took a deep breath while adjusting his clothes once again, for that he especially didn't want to embarrass himself by tripping on his own fur cloak, even though he was wearing it properly from the back. He turned around to face Toothless, and then the Viking could easily tell from the dragon's face that he knew the boy was worrying too much, and he should just sit down and relax with all of the time he had left to himself.
"Bud, I know what you're thinking, but I'm sure that if you were in my position, you wouldn't be feeling so calm the whole time, because what's about to happen for me is such a big deal!" Hiccup said.
Just right after he said that, Hiccup realized that he was actually getting a little too stressed out, and so he took another deep breath, but he still knew this day had a big event that's been planned for many weeks. This event happened to be none other than Hiccup's wedding to Astrid, for which the ceremony would take place at a clearing somewhere in the forest
One Wish There they were, at it again for the hundredth time, or was it more than that? Kelly couldn't remember. All she knew was Trisha and her pretentious group of popular girls had been teasing her ever since she first walked through the doors of Tyden High School freshman year. Trisha had cornered her next to the girl's locker room door, and wore a smirk, knowing she dominated over Kelly and pretty much everyone else at the school. She had no idea how she obtained such influence. Kelly fell to the floor when Trisha jumped at her. Trisha threw her head back and laughed her hideous laugh, her large bosom jiggling up and down. Everyone else chimed in with laughter and insults. As long as Trisha was happy, the rest of them had the opportunity to join in.One Wish1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Eventually, they got bored and left to change for gym class. Kelly lay there slumped against the wall on the verge of tears feeling ashamed of herself. She didn’t feel li
My Balloon GirlfriendI just sat in the restaurant waiting impatiently. My friend, just set me up on a blind date. He knew I never would've asked someone out on my own, so he took the liberty of asking someone out myself. Of course, she didn't even show up, so now I was just sitting at the table feeling like an idiot. Just when I was about to get up and go home, there was a girl that suddenly came through the door. "Um... I'm looking for Carl?" The hostess pointed her in my direction. She quickly slipped into my booth with a sheepish look on her face. She was wearing a form-fitting red dress that came up to her knees. She was decently chubby in all her places, but her breasts were really pushing the limits of her low cut dress. "Hey... sorry I'm so late... I had some problems getting ready." I was still upset from having to wait for so long. "So... you're Carl? Your friend told me a lot about you. So... even though I had some trouble getting here, I was really looking forward to this..."My Balloon Girlfriend1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
I looked at her for
SpidersThere are places people should not go.Spiders2 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
At the edges of maps, cartographers used to draw tiny krakens, pixies and other eldritch sprites under legends such as "Here be dragons" to ward off those who's hearts yearned for adventure, but quivered at the thought of danger.
Some, however, read such statements and see them as a challenge. Daring where others would see daunting.
Some people just have to know. And sometimes they find something incredible, fame and fortune and renown the world over showered upon them.
And sometimes they don't come back.
The Eastern forests stretched like diaphanous green mould from horizon to horizon. There are no paths between those trunks, no roads and no villages. No way faring inns, no blacksmith to fix that broken blade and no farrier to reshoe the horse now long since drowned in a quagmire. Only darkness.
And in the darkness, monsters.
Sylvia lifted her eyes and looked to the heavens. It was raining, droplets spattered her face and though she was wea
Quit Clowning AroundPhineas and Ferb were watching a TV special about a stand-up comedian in their living room.Quit Clowning Around2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
'So to keep my stress down, my doctor told me I should get a job as a mail man. And I told him: But doctor, I'm already a male and a man.' The stand-up on TV said.
"Ha ha ha ha!" Phineas and Ferb began laughing.
Candace suddenly stepped into the room.
"What's going on in here?" Candace demanded to know.
"Oh, hi Candace. Ferb and I are just watching this guy on TV. He's hilarious." Phineas answered pointing towards the television.
'So my kids were asking me the other day if I had an I-pod growing up and I told them no we had record players. Well what's a record player they asked. And I said they were these big huge discs that we had to carry around everywhere with us on these heavy things called gramophones.'
"Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, what a classic joke on old culture vs. modern culture." Phineas congratulated.
"Oh come on, any one can be a stand comedian and besides this guy isn't that funny. I've s
Accidental blueberryJan was our cleaner for our house. She was in her mid 50's and was very attractive. She knew that I always had a crush on her so she always wore sweatsuits. I was upstairs doing homework and she was downstairs cleaning in the living room. I was in my blue pajamas just to relax. She was wearing a blue sweat suit that was very tight. I had obtained some very rare wonka gum about a week ago. It was a thin layer of gum that surrounded a thick juice. When I bought It the clerk assured me that it would turn anyone into a blueberry. I had one person that I was determined to turn into a blueberry, Jan.Accidental blueberry2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I had the gum behind my back when I walked downstairs. I came up to Jan who was cleaning on the floor. "Oh hey sweetie How you doing?"
"I'm doing good how about you?" "I'm great thanks Hun," she turned around and continued cleaning. "Hey Jan would you like a piece of gum?" "No thank you sweetie I've got my own." Shoot now what? I walked back upstairs to think. Then I had a great idea. I ran down
Creepypasta -Frozen- A Secret Too Heavy To KeepCreepypasta -Frozen- A Secret Too Heavy To Keep6 months ago in Horror More Like This
It's a quiet night in the kingdom of Arendelle.
Little Elsa sleeping peacefully in bed until Anna, her little sister come to wake:
-Elsa? Come! We are going to play!
-You Do not think it's late, Anna?
Anna climbed her big sister:
-But I can not wait! I too want to play with the snow!
-No, I'm tired, yawned Elsa. It will play when daylight...
-Come On! jumped the little princess.
Elsa sighed and smiled
With that, the two girls went out of their room and ran to the ballroom.
The game began, Elsa used her powers of snow.
Little Anna was very happy.
Both sisters played for about 30 minutes.
-The Snow is too cool! Anna amused.
-Yes. Elsa went on with excess snow.
A noise was heard.
-Oh, There is someone! whispered the young princess.
A silhouette just entered the room!
The two princesses, panicked, hiding in the snow even though it is cold.
-Who? Anna asked. A wicked?
-I do not know, maybe, 'said Elsa. Anyway, it's so dark...
The silhouette has found that there is snow ev
Grilled Cheese NightmareGrilled Cheese NightmareGrilled Cheese Nightmare4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Darren Heideman, Dylan Carbonell, & Andrew Mantynen
Based on Original Artwork by:
[Linda and Lawrence drive down the street and approach the house.]
Linda: Well, that convention was lackluster.
Lawrence: Yes, the rotary phone relay was undoubtedly the low point. But at least the auction wasn't a total loss. Where else could one buy a Platybelodon tooth? My brother's next birthday present is now taken care of.
[They pull into the driveway, where Candace stands, quivering in excitement. Linda and Lawrence step go out of the car and brace themselves.]
Candace: Mom! Dad! Look, look, look!
Linda: What is it this time?
Candace: They're doing a reenactment of the Anglo-Nepalese War.
[Linda and Lawrence look at her with arched eyebrows.]
Linda: The Anglo-Nepalese War?
Candace: Yes! Come on!
[Candace drags her parents to the gate and kicks it open.]
Candace: Now what to you have to say about that?
Lawrence: That's no Anglo-Nepalese War reenac
Swelling Camera 4Yawning, Devon slowly got out of bed, he had managed to sleep part of his day off, and enjoy the rest. Though, like every other day off, he wanted to just sit down and enjoy himself. Though unlike the other days off, he wanted to walk through the town and see if there is another victim that may need a lesson so to speak. Chuckling like a crazy man, Devon went to his desk and pulled out all the pictures that he has taken so far.Swelling Camera 44 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Leanne had sobbed, whimpering that she was sorry. That this was all just karma for all the mean things she had done Devon raised an eyebrow, guessing that they would blame karma for their predicament, which in a way it was karma. He saw them being mean to others and brought judgment upon them. Rolling his eyes, Devon thought that maybe she really has learned her lesson.
"Making the picture glow, Devon calmly said "you may be freed from your curse but if you're mean to another person ever again than you will suffer this fate again." With t
Random Story: Pre-HistoryRandom Story: Pre-HistoryRandom Story: Pre-History6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Kaar, a small orange and black striped sabertooth tiger, looked down into the valley below him, his face impassive. It was early spring, and already the valley was full of newborn dinosaurs. Nests of pterodactyls lined the cliffs and below them, baby dinosaurs of every variety froliced, Triceratops good-humoredly butting at each other, Raptors playfully fighting, rolling around in the long grass, infant Brontosaurs timidly hiding behind their parents.
Kaar licked his lips. Traditionally this valley was the one place where baby dinosaurs of any species could be safe, where no other species would attack them for fear of what would happen to their own young, but Karr didn't much care for tradition. He knew that he was different from the other animals in this valley, so their traditions didn't apply to him. And he was hungry, very, very hungry.
As he watched, an infant Triceratops seperated itself from its her
Luna and Neville- A FanficChapter OneLuna and Neville- A Fanfic4 years ago in Romance More Like This
It was a freezing winter's day in the small town of Hogsmeade, and Hogwarts students lined up to get their fix of Honeydukes, or for older students, snogging in The Three Broomsticks.
"Students! Students! Quiet down!" cried out Professor McGonagall, amidst all the noise. "You all have two hours to do as you please, as long as you stay in bounds!" she ordered, shooting a stern look at the Weasley twins. "The teachers will be located in the Three Broomsticks for emergencies."
The younger students whizzed past the professor, overly excited. 5th years Luna Lovegood, and 6th years Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley, and Neville Longbottom were all standing next to each other, quiet, not knowing where to go or what to do.
"See you later, guys. We'll be in the Three Broomsticks."said Harry, who walked off with Hermione and Ron, leaving Luna and Neville alone. Ginny, oblivious to their presence, wal
Ass-pirin Caitlin glanced at the clock. Still another half an hour to go. She sat on her chair, listening to Mrs Hedgewood ramble on about the slums of Brazil, her ass writhing with her previous few victims. At home, Caitlin and fallen down the stairs, due to tripping over an old uniform of some poor girls, and bouncing down the stairs, and so she had brought some aspirin to school to cure her headache. She was so bored, she had resorted to reading the back of the aspirin package.Ass-pirin2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Warning, may cause drowsiness, addiction and: expansion urge?" Caitlin muttered to herself as she plopped 2 pills in her mouth. She sat around for another 10 minutes or so, until she started to feel strange. Her ass throbbed, and it felt like it wanted more. She fidgeted around on her chair, her ass brushing past Natalie and Maria, vacuuming them in in an instant. She felt her butt expand, but she still felt the lustrous feeling she had before.
"Miss can I go get a glass of water?" Caitlin said, sticking her han
Your Grass is Mine"See you later, mom, I'm going to meet Stacy and Jenny over at the salon." Candace said as she went out the front door.Your Grass is Mine2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
"Have a good time hon!" Linda called from inside the house.
As Candace stepped outside, she practically stumbled into very tall grass, it was so tall it went past her head.
"What the?! Phineas and Ferb!!" Candace hollered.
"You hollered?" Phineas said poking his head through the tall grass, as did Ferb.
"What have you two done to the lawn?" Candace asked motioning her hands all around her.
"This isn't our doing." Phineas replied.
"Well, whatever, just get it cut and don't let whatever crazy invention of yours ruin my day for me. Now...which way is it to the street?" Phineas and Ferb pointed in the right direction.
"Hey, we could create some kind of modified lawn mower for a job like this. Ferb, I know what we're going to do today." Phineas said to his brother.
As Candace struggled to get out she was suddenly helped by someone. It was a man who looked to be a little ol
The Blueberry Brewery PrologueThe setting was dark, and the surroundings had dropped silent, with only the cooing of distant owls heard within the depths of the night. Perfect place for an abandoned warehouse to hide the abductees of the day. Driving through the woods, a large raven-black Mercedes Viano made its way in front of the warehouse, steering around and driving into one of few places to park.The Blueberry Brewery Prologue4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The right-hand door was the first to slide open, a tall sly man slithering from his seat, and slamming the door behind him. He brushes down his long narrow leather black coat, and then took a tall black top hat with a red-rimmed stripe around it off of his head, smirking at it. Things were working out so well for him, it was almost untrue...
He clutched onto the handle of one of the back doors, and already the muffled curses and cries were heard as a few of the man's workers held back a squirming girl probably no more than about fifthteen. She had been bound around her wrists and ankles, and had a gag within her
Ever GreenerEver GreenerEver Greener4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Darren Heideman, Dylan Carbonell, & Andrew Mantynen
Based on Original Artwork by:
Song Lyrics by:
[The Flynn-Fletcher Home-The Backyard-Phineas and Ferb glance over the grass in the yard.]
Phineas: Yes, Ferb, I won't argue with you on that. You bring up a lot of interesting points.
[Isabella, Buford, and Baljeet all then enter the backyard.]
Isabella: Hey, guys. Whatcha doin'?
Phineas: Watching grass grow.
Buford: Oh no, this isn't like the time you two went all boring and she had to sing that musical number with your sister about blueprints, is it?
Phineas: Far from it. I really should've said we're watching grass lack of growing. Are you aware of the combined total time of lawn mowing over the course of a typical summer?
[Isabella, Buford, and Baljeet all shake their heads.]
Phineas: Neither do I. However, that didn't stop Ferb and I from mixing together a special additive that stunts the grass' growth.
[Ferb then holds up a po
The Further Misfortune, p. I~the Further Misfortune of our Beloved Jacky FaberThe Further Misfortune, p. I9 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
part I, chapters 1-5
It is strongly recommended that you read the author's notes before beginning this 'fic! Thanks, mates!
Prologue, aka the Third-Person Preamble
Beyond the place where sight and thought coincide, beyond the realm of sane visions, in that world of broken images and distorted views, of smoke and lies and mistů there begins this tale. You may have heard of such a place, where fog and mist cover all and the sensation we call sight is naught but a glimpse of what might be. Many times such ghastly vapors in the air are associated with bogs and swamps, or perhaps even sacred lagoons, but nay, none of these land-based locations is where our story begins. This tale is that of a pirate, and thus, it is set in the middle of the bloody Atlantic itself.
Alas, said pirate is not one of the gentlemen of fortune that I am quite sure you know and love - J
Flaming Love: Chapter 3Flaming Love: Chapter 31 year ago in Drama More Like This
At Hiccup's house, Hiccup was looking for the Book Of Dragons that became missing. "Hey dad!" Hiccup called to his father. "Have you seen the book?" Stoick was putting potatoes into a bag; he looked at Hiccup when he called him. "You have to be more specific son.." "The uh... Book! The Book Of Dragons... I can't find it anywhere..." Right when Hiccup said that, Astrid slammed the door open. "She's gone!" Astrid yelled. "Merida?" Hiccup said as he walks towards Astrid. "No Stormily! That little redhead stole my dragon!" Astrid spoke with anger.
Hiccup got the other riders to prepared for the ride after Merida. "This is bad... This is bad, this is bad, this is bad... This is catastrophic! I-If Alvin gets that book-!" Fishlegs was panicking, but Hiccup interrupted him. "He won't!" Hiccup said as he looked down at the ground. "Merida... I can't believe this..." Hiccup said as he looks down. "Me neither... How could she
Candace Do LittlePhineas and Ferb were sitting down underneath the tree in the backyard with Perry just resting.Candace Do Little2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
"Hi boys, I'm going to walk over to the store today for a little exercise." Linda said as she walked past the boys.
"Sounds fun mom." Phineas said as they watched Linda walk out the backyard door.
Phineas then looked back at Perry.
"Hey Ferb, we know Perry doesn't do much. But wouldn't it be cool to be an animal for like a day? You know just sort of like walking in another person's shoes or rather paws if you will."
Ferb just nodded in reply.
"Hey! that's a great idea. We could create a machine that can turn us into animals for a day. We'd still have our same minds and we'd be able to talk like humans but it would still be cool. Ferb, I know what we're going to do today." Phineas proclaimed to his brother.
Meanwhile inside her bedroom, Candace was talking to Stacy on her phone.
"So anyway Stacy, has Coltrane asked you out yet?" Candace asked.
"Actually Candace, Coltrane and I aren't going ou
The Old SwitcherooThe Old SwitcherooThe Old Switcheroo4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Darren Heideman & Dylan Carbonell
Based on Original Artwork by:
Song Lyrics by:
(The Flynn-Fletcher Home, in the backyard, Phineas and Ferb sit and look over a set of blueprints.)
Phineas: You have a great idea for today, Ferb. Though I am surprised you didn't want to go with the Warden Golem. However, I guess what we're making serves the same purpose.
(Candace's Room. Candace is there, along with Stacy and Jenny. They listen as Candace rambles on about another failed attempt to bust her brothers for their wild projects.)
Candace: So there it was, an enormous live version of Mad Avians right there, and just as I bring mom to see it, it's gone. It's just not fair. Since the first day of this summer, it's been same.
(She grabs a stapler and unfolds it.)
Candace: Sometimes I should just throw a stapler at their faces! (She flings the stapler at a picture of her brothers.)
(The stapler hits the picture, but only re
Drip Along CandaceCandace and Stacy are riding in on an open range in the old west.Drip Along Candace4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Stacy: *singing* I'm the flower of Gower Gulch
A cow puncher's sweetheart true
And my looks down amount to much
Because one of my eyes is blue
I got skin like prairie dog leather
I cook nothing but chuck wagon stew
My name is Stacy Hirano
I'm the flower of Gower Gulch
Candace: Western-Type Heroine
Stacy: Comedy Relief
Pan to Lawless Western Town known as Snake Bite Center
Population: 350 reduced to 349: Sheriff Wanted
Snake Bite Center Cemetery
Population: 23472986 increased to 23472987 (Sheriffs)
Bandits are robbing the local bank, a bakery known as "Custard's Last Stand", *rimshot* and a horse is stealing horseshoes from a blacksmith; even a bandit dummy tries to rob a native american dummy and a shop known as "Sitting Bull Curious" is being robbed as well
One bandit shoots at one civilian and they stop at a traffic light when another pair passes by and they continue doing their sequence
Two men on horses come
Candace Can't BustIt was just another lazy summer morning in Danville, and Phineas and Ferb were sitting against the tree in their backyard, trying to think up their next big idea.Candace Can't Bust5 years ago in Humor More Like This
"You know what they should give a Nobel Prize for?" Phineas asked, looking over toward Ferb. "They should give one to the person who made the most people have fun over the last year! I wonder if they'd give the first one to Clive Addison?"
As Ferb opened his mouth to reply, Isabella walked over, a cheerful smile on her face.
"Hi, Phineas! Whatcha dooooooin'?"
"We haven't figured it out yet," replied Phineas, rubbing his chin. "I'm sure it'll come to us soon. I did have an idea for a new Nobel Prize category, but that's not something that can really be built."
"Well, me and my mom are going to the annual Danville Mother-Daughter Swap Meet today," said Isabella.
"Oh, that thing they do downtown where they set up a whole bunch of little shops and all the moms in town bring their daughters to buy and trade and sell all kinds of d