You might be a band nerd if... You Might Be a Band Nerd If...You might be a band nerd if...11 years ago in Humor More Like This
You keep reeds in your wallet.
You have dreams about the Cavaliers.
You want to have babies with Kennasaw.
You think you march better when you need to pee really bad.
You think you look sexy in your uniform.
You do look sexy in your uniform.
You've ever campletely changed clothes on a school bus.
You don't think 4 am is too early to get up for a competition.
You bring your lunch in your hatbox.
Your dinkles are your favorite shoes.
You've ever had Dr. Beat stuck in your head.
You practice your instrument instead of doing homework.
Band camp is the most fun you'll have all year.
Football games are the highlight of your week.
You own a little pin of your instrument.
Your reed tastes yummy.
You wish band camp started in may.
You are close personal friends with your director.
You live in the band room.
You've ever caught a rifle in your tub
Band GeekismBand Geekism:Band Geekism9 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
-It's alien abductions.
-It's pondering the existence of football.
-It's going to football games for free.
-It's pins and t-shirts.
-It's just a jump to the left with your hands on your hips.
-It's your first experience with Astroturf.
-It's sleeping in the lockers.
-It's crying for the seniors your freshman year.
-It's always being accepted.
-It's finding ways to entertain yourself.
-It's 4,000 screaming fans.
-It's mile runs to get to a bathroom.
-It's lame sing-alongs.
-It's roller coasters and water rides.
-It's a zoo.
-It's hair, hats, and nails.
-It's the bus rides.
-It's living in the band room.
-It's the gloves.
-It's hyperventilating, then hypo-ventilating.
-It's prank calls.
-It's glow sticks.
-It's cheering for the rival.
-It's wearing a blanket.
-It's early mornings and late nights.
-It's Pixy Stix.
-It's Mountain Dew and Skittles.
-It's bringing Mountain due on the bus.
-It's all for one and one for all.
-It's playing dress-up.
BloodI skim my fingers across the gashBlood10 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
smiling, i see it again, it all went CRASH!
i giggle a little, and lick the stain
oh don't worry, I'm not going insane
my love for it, that thick crimson blood
has gotten me all warm inside, not wanting to hide
i just love the smell, of that hot liquidy paste
almost as much, as i love its crisp salty taste
you may think im crazy, but i assure you I'm not
I'll just sit and stare, as u silently rot
I wont kill you yet, not till you bleed
and i am finally done, with my last deed
You're a Band Geek when...You know youre a Band Geek when:You're a Band Geek when...8 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
Note: most, if not all of these will only be funny to Band Geeks; some may only even make sense to members of the Forest Park Marching Band (sometimes marked with an ***) Deal with it.
- means that someone else gave me this one, they will be credited
1. Changing in front of your fellow band members is not embarrassing in the slightest
2. Seeing other band geeks change in front of you is not at all sexually arousing.
3. You put the Band Room as your primary address in all forms
4. You also put the Band Room phone number as the number you can be contacted quickest by.
5. You know all of the cheerleading routines
6. and have trained yourself to ignore them
7. and have made up different lyrics to all the cheers (all appropriate, of course )
8. Reeds taste good
9. and you arent a woodwind player
10. You start to use cork grease as lip balm
11. You drink more valve oil than water
hurthurt5 years ago in Visual & Found Poetry More Like This
I'm losen myself chasen somethin i think no I know I wont get.I'm hurten and getten angrier as the days go by and to tell you the truth I never cared til now.That person who made me lose what I had with the person I care about so much is a person who i truly can never forgive, or even trust.I lost my trust in her, I lost everything in her.I know I have to give up...,but I feel like I shouldnt.Oh well what's done is done that's life, can't beat it
Akatsuki Bloopers 3 Morning, Leader. Tobi popped his head out of the room as Pein strolled by. Eh, what happened to you?Akatsuki Bloopers 37 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Some little bastard spread plastic wrap over the toilet bowl. Pein growled, pulling his sopping cloak away from him. When I catch that rascal Im gonna
Well, Ill tell Konan to do the laundry for you! Tobi said cheerfully as Pein stalked away, muttering phrases like disembowel, decapitate, thrash, whip, and bloody gory guts spill out on the floor.
In his bedroom, Itachi dropped to the floor and uttered a sigh of relief. So Pein didnt know who it was. Good.
It got him a little worried, though. Itachi hadnt expected his prank to backfire on Pein rather than Deidara. Hes been absolutely sure that it was Deidaras turn to use the restroom, but ap
Akatsuki Bloopers 8 "Do we really need the compass? Can't we just, you know, stick a pencil in one end of a kunai and-"Akatsuki Bloopers 86 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
"Yeah, brilliant, but how're you going to fix down the other end? With your finger? Not all of us are immortal, you know...and the length isn't adjustable on a kunai; look, on a compass, you can change the radius, and there's even a scale..."
"Shut up, Deidara, no one cares- do you guys think the black binder looks better, or the blue one?"
"Since when do you care about binder colors? Just buy both of them and decide later."
"I can't, Akatsuki's on a tight budget, remember? Konan said we couldn't spend more than fifty bucks each..."
"Speaking of which, can one of you buy my supplies for me? I spent all my money on a DS..."
"Seriously? A DS? Kakuzu, you retarded shit-"
"Hey, those Nintendo dogs are s
PruHun Welcome Back...?I miss Prussia. I miss his self-proclaimed awesome, his smile, his laughter, his everything. I still can't believe that the last time I saw him was over 2 years ago. I could still picture him as if he was in front of me and the memory of that day remains so vivid as if it happened yesterday.PruHun Welcome Back...?4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Hungary, the awesome me has to go to war. I'll be back soon!" He said to me.
"That... That's not fair! Yo- you can't leave me!" I struggled to say while the tears began to trickle down my face. It was hard for me to get the words out, or any words for that matter.
He slowly took my hands in his, doing his best to meet my saddened gaze.
I cry every time I remember the day he left.
I would give nothing more than to cry in Austria's arms, but he was busy practicing his piano; the only thing he did these days. Doesn't he care about me?
"Just... just promise me that you'll come back soon?" I asked, almost pleadingly. He brushed my bangs aside, unveiling more tears in my eyes. "I'll try," h
SasoDei Tobi Feels Funny: Deidaras POVSasoDei6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Authors note: if you havent read the original story, READ IT NOW OR I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!! the link is in the comment box........
With the suns rays shinning onto his face through the window, Deidara groaned and turned over on his side, pulling the blankets over his face as he did so. Laying there for a few moment he tried to go back to sleep. As he let himself slowly fall into the grip of unconsciousness again, his eyes shot wide open to the sound of a power drill screeching as it was forced down into a piece of wood. Sitting up straight in his bed, Deidara whipped his head toward the unwanted noise and saw Sasori, yet again, working on one of his puppets.
Although Deidara really didnt mind the strange bond Sasori had with his wooden pieces of art, the only down side to it was how Sasori would constantly be working away at his puppets inside their room. And ever since Tosca had gotten him that power drill for his bi
Deidara's Story Ch.5Chapter 5: "Revenge is beautiful, un!"Deidara's Story Ch.58 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The wounded boy flashed his trademark smile at his father. Why in the hell was he smiling when he had his throat practically cut in half?
The boy let out a maniacal laugh, but his father didn't see his lips move. He felt someone tap his shoulder, he turned around only to see...Deidara.
He glanced back at what he thought was Deidara, only to be having a clay replication in his grasp.
"You're not gonna get me that easy, un!" The boy bolted to his room, locking his door shut.
He collapsed onto his bed, hysterically laughing, holding his sides that were starting to hurt him.
His father, furious with blind rage, broke down the door and scanned the room. Nothing.
Nothing but an open window and a clay tablet, containing the words: 'See ya around sucker! Yeah!'
And within seconds, the tablet exploded. Deidara saw from the window as he laughed, "Revenge is beautiful, un!"
And with a heavy-packed school bag of clothes and school books, he jumped into the di
Akatsuki Bloopers 7 The arrival of Sasuke was marked with pain and stubbed toes.Akatsuki Bloopers 76 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Ow! Stupid kid..." Pein hopped around on his left foot, as Sasuke had brought a knife down on his right.
"You shouldn't have tried to take the bomb away from him." Deidara advised intelligently. "Sasuke doesn't like it when you take his bombs away."
"Yeah, really." Itachi sounded spooked. "I remember one time, Sasuke was playing with a paper bomb and Mummy told me to get rid of it...I think I still have the bite marks..."
"I was only trying to- I thought he was going to blow himself up..." Pein lost his balance and crashed into the counter. Sasuke began to crawl towards him.
"Someone put a gag on that toddler..hurry before he bites me..."
Sasuke responded by baring his incisors. Pein yelped in fear and scampered away to his bedroom. There was a thud as Pein sl
Deidara's Story Ch.4Chapter 4: "...Do you find this funny, freak?"Deidara's Story Ch.48 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
D-did he just say that? Someone...accepted me, for the first time in all these years...? I've been hurt in so many ways. I've been disowned and beaten so many times by my own father, I've lost my best friend, who I'll never see again, gang up on by people who can't stand the very fact that I exist. Rejected. Disowned. By everybody. In what felt like forever... But now...
Deidara was at a loss for words, so he smiled back at Tobi, but found he was again, distracted by something. Distracted by the slow, mind calming movements of what seemed like balls of cotton, hanging lazily in the sky...
"Tob-" Was all could manage to speak as a football flew toward his face.
With quick reflexes, he caught the hard, pigskin ball and immediately started looking for the ass who he automatically thought, was trying to again, make a fool of him this time.
He glared around, seeing two figures heading toward him. A tall guy, ginger hair, lots of p
VirginRomano walked out of the room, furious. "What is WRONG with them?!" he mumbled angrily. "Why the hell would they talk about that?!" The stupidest question on Earth was asked in that very room.Virgin5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"So how's everyone's sex life?" was the cursed words that escaped idiot American's lips. Romano gaped at him. He was shocked. Those words were said so freaking casually.
No, he was not uncomfortable with talking about sex. There was nothing wrong with it. Except for the fact that he'd never done it before. He hadn't even kissed anyone in that way before. That was nothing to be ashamed of, of course. There was nothing wrong with waiting for the right person, was there?
You can imagine how pissed of Romano was when Feliciano said he'd already done it. Then his stupid younger brother smiled at that crazy Russian guy. Really, did his brother have no shame?
"So, Roma~" said Antonio, "how good are you in bed~?" Romano promptly punched him in the face, and then stormed out of the room. He wasn't e
Sasodei Meet me in Heaven~~~Meet me in heaven~~~Sasodei Meet me in Heaven8 years ago in General More Like This
Danna why do you look so wooden, un? said a sweet little blond haired boy. Well, Deidara, Its simple. Im made out of wood A red haired man said doing up his shoe laces. Danna, why are you made out of wood, un? The blond said, fascinated. Look brat, I really dont have the time to talk, okay? Sasori said, annoyed.
Sasori sighed. Stop it he said to himself, frustrated. It was really late and nearly everyone was asleep. Instead of finishing off yet another one of his puppets he was distracted by his feelings. It hurt, but he never showed it. He stared at his hands, his eyes almost closed.
Hey Danna, happy birthday The blond grinned at the red head holding out a red and green present. Sasori ignored it and carried on reading his book. Danna, un I said happy birthday Deidara said his grin a tiny bit less wide than before. Deidara tried again but Sasori shot back
Deidara's Story Chapter 1Deidara's StoryDeidara's Story Chapter 15 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 1- A New Family
It was a warm spring evening when Deidara and Tobi were walking down the road on the way to Yugakure. The trees were tall, green and gave off a sense of peacefulness. The ground was soft and had a lightish brown color. Off in the distance was a little inn, which is run by a nice old couple.
Deidara and Tobi stopped a little ways off from the inn and Tobi said, "Hey, hey Deidara-sempai! Lets stop here for today! This place looks comfy and I can smell something good!" As Tobi said this he was already running toward the inn with a gleeful laugh.
Deidara sighed at his partners stupidity and wondered to himself why he deserves to be stuck with him. When Deidara walked in to the inn the old couple that runs the place give him a cheerful hello which he then replied with a grunt and a wave of his hand.
When Deidara looked around he saw Tobi sitting at a table by the window with a small blonde hair
Touch-Love-Smut SASODEI - 1Sasori heard a loud crash coming from the bathroom. "Ow, ow, ow..."Touch-Love-Smut SASODEI - 17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Sasori sighed. "Stupid blonde." As soon as he entered, he fell as well. "It's like ice in here, un!" Deidara cried. "Konan must've done something to the floors! Cleaning-wise."
"I guess so."
"So...why are you wearing socks today, Sasori Danna? Because normally people wear them when they're feet are cold, but you, un..." Deidara noticed the red-head was looking away. "Sasori Danna...?"
"I've been meaning to tell you this," Sasori sighed, "I may not look much different, but I reversed the jutsu." He paused for a moment. "You know what I mean."
"Why,though?" Deidara dropped the 'un's' due to the serious aura.
"Beacuse...I want to be able to feel. Pain, sensitivity, anything! I just felt so numb, then, it was driving me to the point of insanity!" Sasori paused for a moment, thinking, "I would like to stay sane."
"Well that makes one of us." Deidara grumbled. "Though at least I'm not like Zetsu. All skitzofrantic and stuff,
Bad Friends Trio Trick-Treat 4Bad Friends Trio Go Trick-or-Treating Part 4Bad Friends Trio Trick-Treat 45 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
**NOTE: I CONTINUE OFF WHERE I FINISHED IN THE LAST CHAPTER, SO IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT'S GOING ON, GO BACK AND READ BECAUSE IT WON'T BE EXPLAINED**
" I hate you so much." Spain said his black eye watering. Prussia slurped his juice box. France sighed.
"I got your costumes." France said after a few minutes of silence. He immediately regretted it. The 3 minutes had been a record of silence for Prussia, heck, even in his sleep he sleep-talked.
"OOOOOOO WHAT'D YA GET?!?" Prussia said, spaying juice EVERYWHERE. LIKE ALL OVER THE FRIKEN HALL.
" Prussia " France started. " I JUST vacuumed."
"Oh, sorry 'bout that." Prussia giggled. France tackled him, and pinched his cheeks.
"IDIOT!! MORON!! AGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Meanwhile, Spain was laughing in the background.
.INTERMISSION: So I have to describe the fight while you guys don't get to see it- OHHHH THAT MUST HAVE HURT!!! Sorry about th- CHEAP SHOT!! XD Alright P
England x Reader - Hearts Bound Together (oneshot)England x Reader - Hearts Bound Together (oneshot)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Aaaah, man… what a pain…” you complained, quite annoyed.
It was a cold and rainy afternoon typical of winter. It had been raining for almost a week without a break, and you were getting bored out of your mind. Sure, you loved those kinds of days, but this was way too much – you’d like to go out a little, walk in the park and go shopping. You’d like to have a picnic along your husband and enjoy the sun, while holding hands with him.
At this thought you smiled and laid down on the sofa, closing your eyes. It had been almost one year since you and Arthur married, and the two of you were living a lovely life. Well, of course you’d still argue sometimes, but most of the time you spent together was like a dream, which was actually really happening.
You suddenly shivered, wishing he’d be there, laying by your said and involving you with his warm and protecting arms, while looking at you with those beautiful and intense green eyes. But u
Akatsuki Interview - ItachiQ: What is your favorite word?Akatsuki Interview - Itachi6 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A: My favorite word is any word that had not been used since at least the late seventeen hundreds. Why must human be so mainstream? If we all resort to using "aint" and cuz in casual conversation, the English language will descend into nothing but abbreviations and disrespectful slang. So why hurry along such a beautiful thing as the act of speech? Every word...every respectful word...is sacred to me.
Q: What is your least favorite word?
A: If its disrespectful, and its directed at me, or one of my dearest friends, then I hate it.
Q: What turns you on?
A: Intelligence. Kindness. And, oddly enough for me, cuteness. I have not the faintest idea why, but if with kindness comes even an ounce of cuteness, Im head over heels. Of course, if its man...only if its a man. Those and invulnerability. Like Kisame, for instance. Hes tough. But, hes also very smart, (in fact, getting paired with
Color Theory: GREENColor Theory: GREEN7 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
- Any of a number of similar colors evoked by light consisting somewhat of the midle wavelengths of light discernible by the human eye
- Additive primary and subtractive seconday
- Complementary to magenta (additive light); complementary to red (subtractive color)
- Wavelength: 520-570 nm
- Hex triplet: #00FF00
- sRGB: 0, 255, 0
- Relaxes mentally, as well as physically
- Helps alleviate depression, nervousness, and anxiety
- Offers a sense of renewal, self-control, and harmony
3. Found In
- Worldwide color used to represent safety
- China: jade stones represent virtue and beauty
- Ghardaia: houses painted in green indicate that the inhabitants have made a pilgrimage to Mecca
- Iran: sacred color where is symbolizes paradise
- Ireland: represents the vast green hillsides and St. Patrick
- Islam: considered traditional color because of its association with nature
- Japan: regarded as the color of eternal l
Orphaned - Zetsu and TobiFreak. That's my name. Who's Zetsu? Oh, he's that freak. Yeah, that's my name, freak. It's gotten to the point where even I do not respond to being called Zetsu; freak is my name. So many words of pain tatter off me like rain on the shingles of a roof. . .Orphaned - Zetsu and Tobi5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
They come and go, some more popular than others. Oh hi! I'm Zetsu, but you can call me freak. That's what I should say, because that's what they'll do. I'm a freak, that's the way I was made. I was made with yellow eyes. I was made with skin, half black, half white. I was made with green hair. That's the way I was made. I'm a freak.
Today, I turn 7, but there is no party. There are no clowns on balloons to entertain the children, friends. There are no friends. There are no gifts. Today is a day like all the others, a day full of hatred. Oh, the beast is seven? That's good, one year closer to dying. That's what they'll say if I tell them.
There are no present
SasoDei Hotel 5*Erro, next chapter ^-^ I hope you likey, I know I did > Warning: SasoDei, Yaoi, possible swear word and spelling Error (I dont proof read till I posted it up on DA ^-^ and yeah. Hope you likey!!!*SasoDei Hotel 56 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Sasori sat down looking at a note that had been left for him by Woolfy in the hotel room.
Hope you and Blondie have fun. Im sure you will find a way to bring back his memories. Hope to see you soon.
P.S. Dont be shocked if that puppet of you dies, there were some glitches with it and now it not working at full capacity or some random science talk like that. I dont know Im too lazy.
Bye Bye, send Blondie my regards, as soon as you tell him who I am. Later Sassy!!
Sasori read it over several times. She had known what happened to Deidara? Well, she had said I know everything (chapter one ^-^). And what was all that about his puppet double? Oh well, it probably wasnt anything to worry about. He sighed and fo
SasoDei- Lord of the Yaoi 1SasoDei Lord of the Yaoi Chapter 1SasoDei- Lord of the Yaoi 15 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Loud Mouthed Conch
Deidara blinked at Sasori, a million questions buzzed in his head.
But only one thought truly emerged out of his mouth.
"WOAH DANNA!! Maybe this island is Magic!! It's made you 17 again, un!!!"
Sasori gave him an unimpressed look.
"Listen, Deidara. I've looked like this since I was 17." Deidara just gave him a dumb look. "This is my true form. I turned myself into a human puppet when I was 17 so I have retained my young looks. What you thought I looked like before was one of my puppets called Hiruko. Unfortunately I had to leave him behind in the passenger tube since he got stuck between the seats when the passenger tube crashed, so I got out of him and grabbed you since you were unconscious. Then I carried you down the beach. It had started pouring and when I got back to the passenger tube to see if I could dislodge Hiruko, I found that it had drifted out to sea. I don't know if there was anyone in there, hopef