You might be a band nerd if... You Might Be a Band Nerd If...You might be a band nerd if...11 years ago in Humor More Like This
You keep reeds in your wallet.
You have dreams about the Cavaliers.
You want to have babies with Kennasaw.
You think you march better when you need to pee really bad.
You think you look sexy in your uniform.
You do look sexy in your uniform.
You've ever campletely changed clothes on a school bus.
You don't think 4 am is too early to get up for a competition.
You bring your lunch in your hatbox.
Your dinkles are your favorite shoes.
You've ever had Dr. Beat stuck in your head.
You practice your instrument instead of doing homework.
Band camp is the most fun you'll have all year.
Football games are the highlight of your week.
You own a little pin of your instrument.
Your reed tastes yummy.
You wish band camp started in may.
You are close personal friends with your director.
You live in the band room.
You've ever caught a rifle in your tub
Band GeekismBand Geekism:Band Geekism9 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
-It's alien abductions.
-It's pondering the existence of football.
-It's going to football games for free.
-It's pins and t-shirts.
-It's just a jump to the left with your hands on your hips.
-It's your first experience with Astroturf.
-It's sleeping in the lockers.
-It's crying for the seniors your freshman year.
-It's always being accepted.
-It's finding ways to entertain yourself.
-It's 4,000 screaming fans.
-It's mile runs to get to a bathroom.
-It's lame sing-alongs.
-It's roller coasters and water rides.
-It's a zoo.
-It's hair, hats, and nails.
-It's the bus rides.
-It's living in the band room.
-It's the gloves.
-It's hyperventilating, then hypo-ventilating.
-It's prank calls.
-It's glow sticks.
-It's cheering for the rival.
-It's wearing a blanket.
-It's early mornings and late nights.
-It's Pixy Stix.
-It's Mountain Dew and Skittles.
-It's bringing Mountain due on the bus.
-It's all for one and one for all.
-It's playing dress-up.
hurthurt5 years ago in Visual & Found Poetry More Like This
I'm losen myself chasen somethin i think no I know I wont get.I'm hurten and getten angrier as the days go by and to tell you the truth I never cared til now.That person who made me lose what I had with the person I care about so much is a person who i truly can never forgive, or even trust.I lost my trust in her, I lost everything in her.I know I have to give up...,but I feel like I shouldnt.Oh well what's done is done that's life, can't beat it
APH - Prussian Virtues -~ Prussian Virtues ~APH - Prussian Virtues -5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Now listen, and listen well Ludwig. At all times, you must be truthful and sincere towards your people. When you are asked a question, you will answer truthfully. When they seek compassion, you give it to them with sincerity"
"But why must I do this, brother?"
"Because one day, you will be a strong leader, you will have a country to rule. You must learn this now while you still can"
"Won't you be with me?"
When he had promised me those words, he hadn't planned on dying; he hadn't foreseen his demise.
"Ludwig! You must be humble at all times. Never boast your own exploits, your strengths, and your glory"
"Why not? If I am good and strong, why can I not show it?"
"One day, if you are not humble enough, another leader will come to take your land from you. You must protect it with all your might and play humble in front of the enemy"
He spoke of humility as i
Bad Friends Trio TrickTreat 6Bad Friends Trio Trick-or-Treat FinalBad Friends Trio TrickTreat 64 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Right " Canada mumbled.
"ANYWAYS. OFF WE GO. FRANCE; ARE YOU READY?" Prussia asked.
"Yes?" France replied.
"MY BUDDY CANADA?"
"AWESOME." Prussia said, shoving everyone out the front door. "I CALL THE PINK GLOWSTICKS."
"Why?" France asked.
"BECAUSE REAL MEN WEAR PINK."
"NOW I WANT PINK." Spain interrupted.
"TOO BAD BETCH YOU PICKED YELLOW."
"YOU TAKE YELLOW."
" " Said Canada "Can I have orange ?"
"YEAH SURE BUDDY." Prussia said, handing him like, HALF THE GODDAMN PACK. (WHENEVER I GET FRIKEN GLOW STICKS HALF OF THEM ARE THE SAME COLOR. D:
PruHun Welcome Back...?I miss Prussia. I miss his self-proclaimed awesome, his smile, his laughter, his everything. I still can't believe that the last time I saw him was over 2 years ago. I could still picture him as if he was in front of me and the memory of that day remains so vivid as if it happened yesterday.PruHun Welcome Back...?4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Hungary, the awesome me has to go to war. I'll be back soon!" He said to me.
"That... That's not fair! Yo- you can't leave me!" I struggled to say while the tears began to trickle down my face. It was hard for me to get the words out, or any words for that matter.
He slowly took my hands in his, doing his best to meet my saddened gaze.
I cry every time I remember the day he left.
I would give nothing more than to cry in Austria's arms, but he was busy practicing his piano; the only thing he did these days. Doesn't he care about me?
"Just... just promise me that you'll come back soon?" I asked, almost pleadingly. He brushed my bangs aside, unveiling more tears in my eyes. "I'll try," h
Bad Friends Trio Trick-Treat 5Bad Friends Trio Trick-or-Treat Part 5Bad Friends Trio Trick-Treat 54 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
**NOTE: I CONTINUE FROM WHERE I LEFT OFF IN THE LAST CHAPTER, IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON, GO BACK AND READ. THANK YOU.**
"You're going down, Pretty boy!!" Prussia exclaimed.
"In your dreams albino!!" France replied. Spain slowly stalked out of the room, not wanting to get dragged into the fight again, leaving France and Prussia alone because voice is invisible. DUH. Anyways, The two had a totally awesome stare down, for like TEN MINUTES. NOBODY BLINKED. EVERYONE LOST SOME OF THEIR SIGHT. So after that, they started facing off for reals. They did that thing lions do, you know, walk in a circle staring at each other, until France stubbed his toe on a table leg.
"YOU KNOW WHAT, SCREW THIS." He suddenly shouted, storming out.
So no fight?
"NO FIGHT." France called from the next room.
Oh Well that leaves us with lack of filler TIMESKIP.
*5 minutes later*
WE NEED A LONGER TIMESKIP.
*3 hours later*
That's more like it!!
My Shugo Chara- Chapter 1At first, I thought it was a joke.My Shugo Chara- Chapter 16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Which was dumb. No one, not even my brother, the master of practical jokes, would go this far just to grind my nerves. I stared at the eggs sitting nestled in my bed. Besides, how would he have done it? I just woke up! He couldnt have put them there. I swallowed nervously, figuring I was still dreaming. After all, Character Guardians dont exist, right? Theyre magical. Made-up. Fictional. Fantasy. Whatever you want to call them, they had no business on my bed in my room at 7:30 on a Friday morning. There were three eggs, each one beautiful in its own way. The first was the darkest color Id ever seen, a color so dark, black just didnt describe it. It had a chain painted around it. The middle one was less sinister: Sky-blue and white checkers with small white wings painted on. The last was a curious shade of purple, almost amethyst, sprinkled with small gold stars and a crescent moon. I reached out to pick the one with wings
Bad Friends trio trick-treat 2The Bad Friends Trio Go Trick-or-TreatingBad Friends trio trick-treat 25 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Prussia burst out of the bathroom and into the living room.
"So what happened?!" Spain asked, he had been sitting on the couch with a baseball bat in case their plan had failed. They being Prussia and Spain.
"I gave him the bottle and told him to take as long as he needed." Prussia answered. "I gave him the Advil."
*About 4 seconds later*
"SCREW YOU TOO MR.PLATAPUS. SCREW. YOU. TOO." France screamed from the bathroom.
"I also said to take as many as he needed " Prussia added. Spain sighed.
"At least it's better than his laughing " Spain said. "I'll be back in a minute." He said getting up.
"DON'T LEAVE ME ALLLOOOONNNNEEEEE!!" Prussia cried. Spain looked back curiously.
"I thought you LIKED being alone?" Prussia coughed twice.
"Well...er I DO!...But it's just that well um FRANCE. THAT'S IT FRANCE. DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HIM."
"Good cover." Spain laughed. "Ok, you can come ya little crybaby."
VirginRomano walked out of the room, furious. "What is WRONG with them?!" he mumbled angrily. "Why the hell would they talk about that?!" The stupidest question on Earth was asked in that very room.Virgin5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"So how's everyone's sex life?" was the cursed words that escaped idiot American's lips. Romano gaped at him. He was shocked. Those words were said so freaking casually.
No, he was not uncomfortable with talking about sex. There was nothing wrong with it. Except for the fact that he'd never done it before. He hadn't even kissed anyone in that way before. That was nothing to be ashamed of, of course. There was nothing wrong with waiting for the right person, was there?
You can imagine how pissed of Romano was when Feliciano said he'd already done it. Then his stupid younger brother smiled at that crazy Russian guy. Really, did his brother have no shame?
"So, Roma~" said Antonio, "how good are you in bed~?" Romano promptly punched him in the face, and then stormed out of the room. He wasn't e
Bad Friends Trio Trick-Treat 4Bad Friends Trio Go Trick-or-Treating Part 4Bad Friends Trio Trick-Treat 45 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
**NOTE: I CONTINUE OFF WHERE I FINISHED IN THE LAST CHAPTER, SO IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT'S GOING ON, GO BACK AND READ BECAUSE IT WON'T BE EXPLAINED**
" I hate you so much." Spain said his black eye watering. Prussia slurped his juice box. France sighed.
"I got your costumes." France said after a few minutes of silence. He immediately regretted it. The 3 minutes had been a record of silence for Prussia, heck, even in his sleep he sleep-talked.
"OOOOOOO WHAT'D YA GET?!?" Prussia said, spaying juice EVERYWHERE. LIKE ALL OVER THE FRIKEN HALL.
" Prussia " France started. " I JUST vacuumed."
"Oh, sorry 'bout that." Prussia giggled. France tackled him, and pinched his cheeks.
"IDIOT!! MORON!! AGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Meanwhile, Spain was laughing in the background.
.INTERMISSION: So I have to describe the fight while you guys don't get to see it- OHHHH THAT MUST HAVE HURT!!! Sorry about th- CHEAP SHOT!! XD Alright P
Bad Friends Trio Trick-Treat 3The Bad Friends Trio Go Trick-or-TreatingBad Friends Trio Trick-Treat 35 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
**NOTE: I CONTINUE OFF WHERE I FINISHED IN THE LAST CHAPTER, SO IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT'S GOING ON, GO BACK AND READ BECAUSE IT WON'T BE EXPLAINED**
"Spain, Spain, Spain " Prussia said. "YOU REALLY THINK I'M JUST GOING TO TELL YOU WHO THE EXPERT IS?!?"
"Yes. Yes I do." Spain answered.
"WELL THAT'S NOT HOW ITS GONNA GO DOWN BITCH. I JUST SPENT 15 MINUTES THINKING OF WHO WOULD BE AN EXPERT. AND NOW I'M THRISTY. GO GET ME A JUICEBOX." Prussia yelled, irritated.
"WHY DO I HANG OUT WITH YOU?!?" Spain asked.
"BECAUSE I'M EPIC. NOW I WANT A GRAPE JUICEBOXXXXXX!!" Prussia whined. (FFFFFF STUPID PRUSSIA. EVERYONE KNOWS TROPICAL PUNCH JUICEBOXES ARE BETTER.)
"NO. NO JUICEBOX FOR YOU." Spain yelled, because he was tired of crap.
JUST GET HIM THE DAMN JUICEBOX. (THE VOICE MAKES A COMBACK BITCHES.)
"Make him do it by HIMSELF." Spain pouted.
NO. HE'LL BREAK SOMETHING.
Mrs. Pumpkin English lyricsWhere the devil am I?Mrs. Pumpkin English lyrics3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Feels for all the world just like a dream-
Surely not the tram I'd
Ridden to this monster scene
Laughing Mister Jack said,
"Leave your hesitations all behind,
Have a piece of chocolate;
Come with me and ease your mind."
Hung from the rafters swayed
Old Mister Scarecrow, hanged:
Who'd refuse to taste of Jack's own pumpkin pie?
He smiled at me and asked, "Oh, may I have this dance
While dear Mister Moon is still sleeping?"
("Did you call? Did you call," called the Pumpkin Head)
So where'd the coffin go? Oh no, now don't you fret so
There's nothing here to see
(lalalalala, don't mind me)
Then, I start to panic
Something going on here feels so wrong
As if under magic
I begin to feel so lost
Haughty Mister Jack said,
"Feel the evil in you start to swell"
Eyes as of the Devil
Beckoning me in His spell
(You'll give into me, you'll give into me)
That goat is planning something, I can tell it
He's waiting for the train...
Promising my hand in turn for fairytale lands
Cleverbot:omg Spain and cakeUser: Become one with Mother Russia now!Cleverbot:omg Spain and cake4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Cleverbot: So I can die?
User: BECOME ONE WTH RUSSIA NOW!
Cleverbot: Thats not funny!
User: OMG spain?
Cleverbot: You've upset me now.
User: Why Spain?
Cleverbot: Because I live here.
User: You live where?
Cleverbot: In the Chamber of Secrets.
User: OMG you live in the chamber of secrets!
Cleverbot: Oh! Is the sorcerer's stone hiding in it?
User: I don't know you said that you live there.
Cleverbot: What time is it in madrid?
User: I don't know your spain you should know!
Cleverbot: Jesse. What time is it?
User: My name is Ivan! Spain now that we have become one give me romano.
Cleverbot: Staying home to watch the rain.
Cleverbot: Thats it.
User: Spain are you raping romano again?
Cleverbot: Spain*smiles* barcelona actually.
User: OMG your raping your self!
Cleverbot: Your name is Ivan?
Cleverbot: Then you are a woman.
User: No I am a guy! My penis is bigger than you
Rin's Adventures Part SevenRin set down her fork and knife as she finished the delicious meal her Daddy had made for her. Letting out a small belch she leaned back in her chair happily. “I had no idea you were such a good cook Daddy.”Rin's Adventures Part Seven9 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
“You’d be surprised what you pick up in your spare time,” Falcon replied. “So, just to satisfy my curiosity, which do you like better; my cooking or live food?”
Rin’s face scrunched up in concentration. “Well…Both I guess. I’m a Naga, and we have an instinct to hunt live prey whenever we can, but the food in this place is just so different. The flavors and the textures aren’t like anything I’ve tasted before.”
“I see,” Falcon answered as Rin let out another belch. “You know, it’s polite to say excuse me when you burp like that.”
“Oh? Ok,” Rin replied. “So, what are we going to do tomorrow?”
“I’ve got patrol duty tomorrow so I’ll
Follow Me Ch 1: ReturnFollow MeFollow Me Ch 1: Return5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A Pokémon Heart Gold/Soul Silver Story
"Welcome to Johto, little Torchic!" Soul said with a smile as she and the Pokémon got off the Magnet Train. The Fire Pokémon tottered happily behind her as she left the station.
She stretched as they entered the evening air. It'd been a while since she'd been in Johto...not since the incident a few months ago. She stared at her feet, remembering it. Should she tell him? Surely he'd want to know...But then, what was the likelihood of her finding him? It'd been so long since she'd seen him, she wouldn't know where to start looking.
Soul sighed to herself, her face and eyes gloomy. Even if she did find him, she doubted she'd be able to tell him. She couldn't even express her true feelings to him. That, she knew, was very, very dangerous. She'd only make a fool of herself, and he'd most likely reject her, and quite rudely, at that. No...she couldn't tell him that.
Rin's Adventures: Chapter 21Rins Adventures: Chapter 21Rin's Adventures: Chapter 216 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Rin watched Frost Pak slowly become visible as she left the swamp. Clouds hid the peak and strong winds blew down, carrying a flurry of snow. Looks like bad weather, she said to Kiki, who was riding on her shoulder.
Yea, good thing Ive got a nice, warm place to stay, the fairy smiled as she dove inside Rins cadet uniform.
Hey get out of there; that tickles! Rin laughed as Kiki moved around under her cloths.
No, its nice in here, came the slightly muffled voice of Kiki. Besides, its a better hiding place that your hair, and itd probably itch if I tried your ear.
I guess youre right, Rin replied. Once she reached the foot of the mountain reached into the pack shed carried back from the swamp and pulled out a signal light. Flipping the switch at the base of the shaft a brilliant blue light began shining from the end.
Whats that for
OC Hazard Part 1OC HazardOC Hazard Part 14 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
**My day started out like any other day would...**
**But in one week, it would mark the end of our lives.**
**It was not my fault.**
**Or was it?**
**The fine line was drawn then...**
**Was it my fault?**
**We all died a little that day.**
**The things I did...**
**We need help.**
It was a morning, like any other morning in my life, I got up at five, enjoyed a short shower and then ran to the bus. It felt as if I was there a while longer than normal, which felt strange. Usually by this time three people would have arrived. Looking at my cell I saw it was 5:55. I had cleaned myself up and gotten a block away from my house in less than an hour which gave me half an hour time to spare.
It took even longer than normal on the bus. It wasn't like I had never been hyper before, just not this impatient. My thoughts drifted to my OC's inventions on better transport and energy production. I chuckled a bit at the thought of the engine that "could" change the world. Ela
Trick or Treat, Indeed...Trick or Treat, Indeed...5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Shiro-chan!!!" a young-looking girl called as she slid open the fusama door, alerting the white-haired captain of the 10th Division that she had arrived.
"How many times do I have to tell you, Momo," he scolded angrily, "its 'Captain Hitsugaya'! We're not children anymore!"
The lieutenant of the 5th Division smiled, her brown eyes glittering with amusement. "You're always going to be Shiro-chan, aren't you, Shiro-chan," she teased. "Halloween's almost here!"
"Hallo-what?" he asked, his icy turquoise eyes in sheer annoyance as his hand itched at his spiky white hair.
"Ooh!" Toshiro Hitsugaya's lieutenant exclaimed as she bounced in happily, "Halloween! It's an Earth holiday where kids dress up and go around getting candy and treats from neighbours."
Hitsugaya sighed, resting his chin on his hand with his arm propped up on the desk, "And why do I care, Matsumoto? I'm not a 'kid'. No one in Soul Society celebrates this 'Halloween'; not in the Rukongai district, and most defi
OHAH Chapter 1OHAH Chapter 18 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Chapter 1- the mission
Naruto slammed the table with his fist and looked at Tsunade. Angrily he asked:
Why do we have to get such a lousy mission?! I deserve a mission in which I can show that Im the greatest ninja!
Tsunade sighed and looked at Sakura. The pink-haired girl shrugged. She was used to it.
I could, of course, give the mission to Team 10, if youre not able to do it... the Hokage said as she slowly cracked her knuckles.
What? No! Naruto yelled. It was only a joke! Of course Im happy with every mission you give me!
Tsunade buried her face in her hands. Her head was pounding, and all this boy could do was yelling! Pleadingly she mumbled: Sakura, please take him out!
After they had said goodbye to the wagon drivers they had guided, they walked back to the forest.
Sakura was happy.
Well Naruto, that wasnt so hard, was it? sha said. Even without our sensei and Sai we&
Fanged TeethFanged Teeth3 years ago in Horror More Like This
The woman opened her eyes slowly. The view she got met with were blurry for a moment but got clear after some blinks.
"So you're awake?" a cool voice came from beside her. With wide and scared eyes she looked at a man with black hair sit on a chair, chin leaning in the palm of his hand. "Thought you were dead for a moment, but then your heart wouldn't pump like a hare." the man stood up, his red eyes bored into her brown.
"A " the woman slapped a hand over her mouth. Her voice? Why can't she utter a word?
"Don't worry, your voice will soon go back. Here drink this." the man held out a glass of something clear.
Fast she grabbed it and drank down the water in one swift.
"Better?" the man took away the glass from her.
"Yes, thank you sir." the woman breathed, glad to have her voice back.
"No problem, ma'am. Now, you may be wondering where you are, right?" the man sat down on the chair again, facing the woman who gazed down to her hands.
"I do a
PnF Moths and ButterfliesNote: this is set four years in the future.PnF Moths and Butterflies6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
She lay in the grass. Yellow-gold mid-afternoon sunlight cast on her skin. There was a tree only a few feet away. I wonders why she doesn't scoot over underneath it into the shade. I guess likes the feeling of warmth after being cooped up inside so long. Katara wasn't too keen on letting her out with her "attackers" still on the loose. After eight and a half months I guess she decided it was okay to let her outside. Toph seemed serially calm lying there in the grass, calmer than I'd seen her in the last eight months. A small butterfly is hovering a few inches over her swollen abdomen as though it can sense the tiny life growing inside it. Toph seems not to notice the tiny creature. Of course the fact that she can't see it probably contributed to that. I press my forehead to the glass harder; using it for support. I feel a comforting h
Silver Charms-A CCS Xmas StorySilver CharmsSilver Charms-A CCS Xmas Story6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A Cardcaptor Sakura Christmas story
~Following the ending of the Manga.
Sakura stared out her bedroom window at the falling snow. The large white flakes gave a majestic glow to the night. It was Christmas Eve, which in Japan was known to be a night for lovers. It was thought to be a night of romantic miracles. With a sigh of longing, Sakura turned her attention back to the letter that lay on her desk. It was from Syaoran. She had read it a million times since she had received his package earlier in the day.
Syaoran had been back in Hong Kong for a couple of months now, finishing his formalities. This was their first holiday together as a couple, and they were forced to spend it apart. Sakura sat at her desk and once again read Syaorans letter.
I regret that I cannot spend Christmas Eve with you. The sooner I finish my formali
PneumoniaPneumonia6 years ago in Teen More Like This
one bitter cold, winter day, amu sat in her chair in class, after everyone has left. "a...ah....choo!" amu sneezed "goodness, do you have a cold?" a voice asked "t-tadase-kun!" amu shouted, there stood tadase with his bag's strap over his shoulder "n-no! i'm fine!" amu lied, there was a slight congestion in her voice "are you sure?" tadase asked, gently feeling her forehead, a blush rose to amu's cheeks "t-tadase-kun" amu whispered "hinamori-san, you have a fever!" tadase exlaimed "shall i take you home?" tadase asked "m-my parents aren't home" she whispered "then, i'll take you to my house, if i may" he said, amu's blush rose higher, covering her whole face "s-sure" amu whispered, tadase took her bag and grasped her hand. as soon as they stepped out the doors of there school, the bitter cold hit them like a ton of bricks "jeez! it's colder then earlier!" amu whined, they began to walk down the snow stricken path; amu began to feel faint and her head began to pound "ugh" amu muttered,