Band GeekismBand Geekism:Band Geekism10 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
-It's alien abductions.
-It's pondering the existence of football.
-It's going to football games for free.
-It's pins and t-shirts.
-It's just a jump to the left with your hands on your hips.
-It's your first experience with Astroturf.
-It's sleeping in the lockers.
-It's crying for the seniors your freshman year.
-It's always being accepted.
-It's finding ways to entertain yourself.
-It's 4,000 screaming fans.
-It's mile runs to get to a bathroom.
-It's lame sing-alongs.
-It's roller coasters and water rides.
-It's a zoo.
-It's hair, hats, and nails.
-It's the bus rides.
-It's living in the band room.
-It's the gloves.
-It's hyperventilating, then hypo-ventilating.
-It's prank calls.
-It's glow sticks.
-It's cheering for the rival.
-It's wearing a blanket.
-It's early mornings and late nights.
-It's Pixy Stix.
-It's Mountain Dew and Skittles.
-It's bringing Mountain due on the bus.
-It's all for one and one for all.
-It's playing dress-up.
You might be a band nerd if... You Might Be a Band Nerd If...You might be a band nerd if...12 years ago in Humor More Like This
You keep reeds in your wallet.
You have dreams about the Cavaliers.
You want to have babies with Kennasaw.
You think you march better when you need to pee really bad.
You think you look sexy in your uniform.
You do look sexy in your uniform.
You've ever campletely changed clothes on a school bus.
You don't think 4 am is too early to get up for a competition.
You bring your lunch in your hatbox.
Your dinkles are your favorite shoes.
You've ever had Dr. Beat stuck in your head.
You practice your instrument instead of doing homework.
Band camp is the most fun you'll have all year.
Football games are the highlight of your week.
You own a little pin of your instrument.
Your reed tastes yummy.
You wish band camp started in may.
You are close personal friends with your director.
You live in the band room.
You've ever caught a rifle in your tub
APH - Prussian Virtues -~ Prussian Virtues ~APH - Prussian Virtues -6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Now listen, and listen well Ludwig. At all times, you must be truthful and sincere towards your people. When you are asked a question, you will answer truthfully. When they seek compassion, you give it to them with sincerity"
"But why must I do this, brother?"
"Because one day, you will be a strong leader, you will have a country to rule. You must learn this now while you still can"
"Won't you be with me?"
When he had promised me those words, he hadn't planned on dying; he hadn't foreseen his demise.
"Ludwig! You must be humble at all times. Never boast your own exploits, your strengths, and your glory"
"Why not? If I am good and strong, why can I not show it?"
"One day, if you are not humble enough, another leader will come to take your land from you. You must protect it with all your might and play humble in front of the enemy"
He spoke of humility as i
DA Warrior Code1. Defend your Clan, no matter what.DA Warrior Code7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
2. Do not trespass a rogue's territory without given permission.
3. A kit must be at least 2 weeks old to become an apprentice.
4.. Apprentices must master 13 moves to be recommended by mentor. (have to have submitted 13 warrior deviations)
5. Newly appointed warrior will keep a silent vigil for one night after receiving their warrior name. (draw out or write out your vigil)
6. a cat can not be made deputy without having mentored at least one apprentice.
7. The deputy will become Clan leader when the leader dies or retires.
8. After the death or retirement of the deputy, the new deputy must be chosen before the next day.
9. A gathering of all four clans is held at the full moon during a truce that lasts for the night. There shall be no fighting among Clans at this time.
10. Boundaries must be checked daily. Challenge all rogues.
11. No warrior may neglect a kit under attack from a rog
Bad Friends Trio TrickTreat 6Bad Friends Trio Trick-or-Treat FinalBad Friends Trio TrickTreat 65 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Right " Canada mumbled.
"ANYWAYS. OFF WE GO. FRANCE; ARE YOU READY?" Prussia asked.
"Yes?" France replied.
"MY BUDDY CANADA?"
"AWESOME." Prussia said, shoving everyone out the front door. "I CALL THE PINK GLOWSTICKS."
"Why?" France asked.
"BECAUSE REAL MEN WEAR PINK."
"NOW I WANT PINK." Spain interrupted.
"TOO BAD BETCH YOU PICKED YELLOW."
"YOU TAKE YELLOW."
" " Said Canada "Can I have orange ?"
"YEAH SURE BUDDY." Prussia said, handing him like, HALF THE GODDAMN PACK. (WHENEVER I GET FRIKEN GLOW STICKS HALF OF THEM ARE THE SAME COLOR. D:
Bad Friends Trio Trick-Treat 5Bad Friends Trio Trick-or-Treat Part 5Bad Friends Trio Trick-Treat 55 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
**NOTE: I CONTINUE FROM WHERE I LEFT OFF IN THE LAST CHAPTER, IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON, GO BACK AND READ. THANK YOU.**
"You're going down, Pretty boy!!" Prussia exclaimed.
"In your dreams albino!!" France replied. Spain slowly stalked out of the room, not wanting to get dragged into the fight again, leaving France and Prussia alone because voice is invisible. DUH. Anyways, The two had a totally awesome stare down, for like TEN MINUTES. NOBODY BLINKED. EVERYONE LOST SOME OF THEIR SIGHT. So after that, they started facing off for reals. They did that thing lions do, you know, walk in a circle staring at each other, until France stubbed his toe on a table leg.
"YOU KNOW WHAT, SCREW THIS." He suddenly shouted, storming out.
So no fight?
"NO FIGHT." France called from the next room.
Oh Well that leaves us with lack of filler TIMESKIP.
*5 minutes later*
WE NEED A LONGER TIMESKIP.
*3 hours later*
That's more like it!!
Lost My Ounce of SanityOne day, Germany was walking with his best friend forever Herr Stick when he saw Italy.Lost My Ounce of Sanity5 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Germany wooed," I WUV YOU HERR SCHTICKY; YOU'RE THE BEST LITTLE STICK IN DA' WORLD!"
Italy looked at Germany like he was losing his mind. 'Doitsu, whacha' doing?'
Germany hugged Herr Stick fiercely. 'THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND, HERR STICK."
Italy looked up at the wooden piece of fibers his friend held up. His lips twisted into a forced smile. "Why, hello, HERR STICK!"
He took the branch from HIS Doitsu's hands and broke it down on his knee.
Germany looked blankly at the place where Herr Stick had been a second ago and then started bawling.
Italy patted him. "There are some things you just have to let go of, Doitsu," he said, brushing the wood splinters off of his knee.
The Italian looked at the broken twig, glaring at it before swearing, "Merda," at it and pulling Germany up.
"Come on, Doitsu! I'll cook your funny wursts tonight!" He screamed, dragging his comrade alongside of him.
FireClan glossaryRouge cat: Person on DA that leaves rude comments about art, cats, or warriorsFireClan glossary7 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
mouse-rot: rotting food
Thick furs: bears
cat-prey: recently killed food
Ash-cough: sickness caused from inhaling too much ash from the fire
Round- paws: cars
log cave: twoleg home in forest
scrap wood: human city
My Shugo Chara- Chapter 1At first, I thought it was a joke.My Shugo Chara- Chapter 16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Which was dumb. No one, not even my brother, the master of practical jokes, would go this far just to grind my nerves. I stared at the eggs sitting nestled in my bed. Besides, how would he have done it? I just woke up! He couldnt have put them there. I swallowed nervously, figuring I was still dreaming. After all, Character Guardians dont exist, right? Theyre magical. Made-up. Fictional. Fantasy. Whatever you want to call them, they had no business on my bed in my room at 7:30 on a Friday morning. There were three eggs, each one beautiful in its own way. The first was the darkest color Id ever seen, a color so dark, black just didnt describe it. It had a chain painted around it. The middle one was less sinister: Sky-blue and white checkers with small white wings painted on. The last was a curious shade of purple, almost amethyst, sprinkled with small gold stars and a crescent moon. I reached out to pick the one with wings
BloodI skim my fingers across the gashBlood11 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
smiling, i see it again, it all went CRASH!
i giggle a little, and lick the stain
oh don't worry, I'm not going insane
my love for it, that thick crimson blood
has gotten me all warm inside, not wanting to hide
i just love the smell, of that hot liquidy paste
almost as much, as i love its crisp salty taste
you may think im crazy, but i assure you I'm not
I'll just sit and stare, as u silently rot
I wont kill you yet, not till you bleed
and i am finally done, with my last deed
Chapter 1: Wolf's Rain: P SChapter 1Chapter 1: Wolf's Rain: P S7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I walked down the sidewalk, my brown eyes scanning everything around me. I cant trust anyone in this smelly town, you never know who has a gun in there pocket. People around here are afraid of wolves like me. Which is why, instead of me having a big brown dog- like apperance to humans, I trick them to make them think that Im a human. If I didnt well, lets just say I wouldnt be here right now I sat down
Living among humans is terrible the food tastes really, really bad, and the streets are way too crowded. I feel so alone, so isolated. I feel like Im the only wolf here! I know Im not though Mom told me that the group of wolves that found paradise lived here! Though, its not much of a paradise anymore From what I heard, this place was paradise! About a month or so ago Now it
PruHun Welcome Back...?I miss Prussia. I miss his self-proclaimed awesome, his smile, his laughter, his everything. I still can't believe that the last time I saw him was over 2 years ago. I could still picture him as if he was in front of me and the memory of that day remains so vivid as if it happened yesterday.PruHun Welcome Back...?5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Hungary, the awesome me has to go to war. I'll be back soon!" He said to me.
"That... That's not fair! Yo- you can't leave me!" I struggled to say while the tears began to trickle down my face. It was hard for me to get the words out, or any words for that matter.
He slowly took my hands in his, doing his best to meet my saddened gaze.
I cry every time I remember the day he left.
I would give nothing more than to cry in Austria's arms, but he was busy practicing his piano; the only thing he did these days. Doesn't he care about me?
"Just... just promise me that you'll come back soon?" I asked, almost pleadingly. He brushed my bangs aside, unveiling more tears in my eyes. "I'll try," h
VirginRomano walked out of the room, furious. "What is WRONG with them?!" he mumbled angrily. "Why the hell would they talk about that?!" The stupidest question on Earth was asked in that very room.Virgin6 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"So how's everyone's sex life?" was the cursed words that escaped idiot American's lips. Romano gaped at him. He was shocked. Those words were said so freaking casually.
No, he was not uncomfortable with talking about sex. There was nothing wrong with it. Except for the fact that he'd never done it before. He hadn't even kissed anyone in that way before. That was nothing to be ashamed of, of course. There was nothing wrong with waiting for the right person, was there?
You can imagine how pissed of Romano was when Feliciano said he'd already done it. Then his stupid younger brother smiled at that crazy Russian guy. Really, did his brother have no shame?
"So, Roma~" said Antonio, "how good are you in bed~?" Romano promptly punched him in the face, and then stormed out of the room. He wasn't e
Bad Friends trio trick-treat 2The Bad Friends Trio Go Trick-or-TreatingBad Friends trio trick-treat 25 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Prussia burst out of the bathroom and into the living room.
"So what happened?!" Spain asked, he had been sitting on the couch with a baseball bat in case their plan had failed. They being Prussia and Spain.
"I gave him the bottle and told him to take as long as he needed." Prussia answered. "I gave him the Advil."
*About 4 seconds later*
"SCREW YOU TOO MR.PLATAPUS. SCREW. YOU. TOO." France screamed from the bathroom.
"I also said to take as many as he needed " Prussia added. Spain sighed.
"At least it's better than his laughing " Spain said. "I'll be back in a minute." He said getting up.
"DON'T LEAVE ME ALLLOOOONNNNEEEEE!!" Prussia cried. Spain looked back curiously.
"I thought you LIKED being alone?" Prussia coughed twice.
"Well...er I DO!...But it's just that well um FRANCE. THAT'S IT FRANCE. DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HIM."
"Good cover." Spain laughed. "Ok, you can come ya little crybaby."
Candy-Flavored Kisses Ch2 Tamaki and Haruhi walked into Haruhi's room, and Tamaki sat down on the floor. Haruhi leaned against the wall. Tamaki immediately began speed-talking: "I swear, Kanako called me, otherwise I wouldn't be here so late. I-" Haruhi stopped him. "It's okay, Senpai. I don't mind you being here, but There's been something I've wanted to tell you for awhile, and Hikaru told me to tell you, and I never- I'm babbling aren't I?" Tamaki looked at her confusedly.Candy-Flavored Kisses Ch26 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"I'm sorry, I just- I can't-" Haruhi blurted and ran into the bathroom. Tamaki blinked and after a second ran after her. Haruhi had the door closed and was leaning against it hugging her knees. Her baby-blue nightgown was draping over knees, and she was quietly sobbing with her head down. Tamaki knocked on the door and called her name, but she didn't answer. All of a sudden there was a thunderclap, though. On instinct, she jumped
Cleverbot:omg Spain and cakeUser: Become one with Mother Russia now!Cleverbot:omg Spain and cake5 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Cleverbot: So I can die?
User: BECOME ONE WTH RUSSIA NOW!
Cleverbot: Thats not funny!
User: OMG spain?
Cleverbot: You've upset me now.
User: Why Spain?
Cleverbot: Because I live here.
User: You live where?
Cleverbot: In the Chamber of Secrets.
User: OMG you live in the chamber of secrets!
Cleverbot: Oh! Is the sorcerer's stone hiding in it?
User: I don't know you said that you live there.
Cleverbot: What time is it in madrid?
User: I don't know your spain you should know!
Cleverbot: Jesse. What time is it?
User: My name is Ivan! Spain now that we have become one give me romano.
Cleverbot: Staying home to watch the rain.
Cleverbot: Thats it.
User: Spain are you raping romano again?
Cleverbot: Spain*smiles* barcelona actually.
User: OMG your raping your self!
Cleverbot: Your name is Ivan?
Cleverbot: Then you are a woman.
User: No I am a guy! My penis is bigger than you
The PendentPre-TimeskipThe Pendent8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was such a hopeless cause. Sakura sighed, and went back to practice. Not only would she always be the weakest of Team Seven, but she would be the one everyone forgot. It was inevitable. She knew it, but it was a harsh reality.
When she got home from practice, she went straight up to her room and laid down on her bed, looking at the ceiling. It was already dark out, but it wasn't yet dark enough to see the stars from her sky-light.
"Will my own team even remember?" she asked herself, sighing.
It was a question she was often forced to ask. Now that her teammates were all growing up and evolving from their original characters, she realized she would have to soon as well. But no matter what she tried, Sakura was always the weak kunoichi on Team Seven with good chakra control.
Her mother knocked on the door and walked in. "Sakura? Are you okay?"
"I'm fine, Okaasan," she replied. "Is Otousan on another mission again?"
Sakura's father, Ryoma, was a great medic-ni
Bad Friends Trio Trick-Treat 3The Bad Friends Trio Go Trick-or-TreatingBad Friends Trio Trick-Treat 35 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
**NOTE: I CONTINUE OFF WHERE I FINISHED IN THE LAST CHAPTER, SO IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT'S GOING ON, GO BACK AND READ BECAUSE IT WON'T BE EXPLAINED**
"Spain, Spain, Spain " Prussia said. "YOU REALLY THINK I'M JUST GOING TO TELL YOU WHO THE EXPERT IS?!?"
"Yes. Yes I do." Spain answered.
"WELL THAT'S NOT HOW ITS GONNA GO DOWN BITCH. I JUST SPENT 15 MINUTES THINKING OF WHO WOULD BE AN EXPERT. AND NOW I'M THRISTY. GO GET ME A JUICEBOX." Prussia yelled, irritated.
"WHY DO I HANG OUT WITH YOU?!?" Spain asked.
"BECAUSE I'M EPIC. NOW I WANT A GRAPE JUICEBOXXXXXX!!" Prussia whined. (FFFFFF STUPID PRUSSIA. EVERYONE KNOWS TROPICAL PUNCH JUICEBOXES ARE BETTER.)
"NO. NO JUICEBOX FOR YOU." Spain yelled, because he was tired of crap.
JUST GET HIM THE DAMN JUICEBOX. (THE VOICE MAKES A COMBACK BITCHES.)
"Make him do it by HIMSELF." Spain pouted.
NO. HE'LL BREAK SOMETHING.
Mrs. Pumpkin English lyricsWhere the devil am I?Mrs. Pumpkin English lyrics4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Feels for all the world just like a dream-
Surely not the tram I'd
Ridden to this monster scene
Laughing Mister Jack said,
"Leave your hesitations all behind,
Have a piece of chocolate;
Come with me and ease your mind."
Hung from the rafters swayed
Old Mister Scarecrow, hanged:
Who'd refuse to taste of Jack's own pumpkin pie?
He smiled at me and asked, "Oh, may I have this dance
While dear Mister Moon is still sleeping?"
("Did you call? Did you call," called the Pumpkin Head)
So where'd the coffin go? Oh no, now don't you fret so
There's nothing here to see
(lalalalala, don't mind me)
Then, I start to panic
Something going on here feels so wrong
As if under magic
I begin to feel so lost
Haughty Mister Jack said,
"Feel the evil in you start to swell"
Eyes as of the Devil
Beckoning me in His spell
(You'll give into me, you'll give into me)
That goat is planning something, I can tell it
He's waiting for the train...
Promising my hand in turn for fairytale lands
Bad Friends Trio Trick-Treat 4Bad Friends Trio Go Trick-or-Treating Part 4Bad Friends Trio Trick-Treat 45 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
**NOTE: I CONTINUE OFF WHERE I FINISHED IN THE LAST CHAPTER, SO IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT'S GOING ON, GO BACK AND READ BECAUSE IT WON'T BE EXPLAINED**
" I hate you so much." Spain said his black eye watering. Prussia slurped his juice box. France sighed.
"I got your costumes." France said after a few minutes of silence. He immediately regretted it. The 3 minutes had been a record of silence for Prussia, heck, even in his sleep he sleep-talked.
"OOOOOOO WHAT'D YA GET?!?" Prussia said, spaying juice EVERYWHERE. LIKE ALL OVER THE FRIKEN HALL.
" Prussia " France started. " I JUST vacuumed."
"Oh, sorry 'bout that." Prussia giggled. France tackled him, and pinched his cheeks.
"IDIOT!! MORON!! AGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Meanwhile, Spain was laughing in the background.
.INTERMISSION: So I have to describe the fight while you guys don't get to see it- OHHHH THAT MUST HAVE HURT!!! Sorry about th- CHEAP SHOT!! XD Alright P
PneumoniaPneumonia7 years ago in Teen More Like This
one bitter cold, winter day, amu sat in her chair in class, after everyone has left. "a...ah....choo!" amu sneezed "goodness, do you have a cold?" a voice asked "t-tadase-kun!" amu shouted, there stood tadase with his bag's strap over his shoulder "n-no! i'm fine!" amu lied, there was a slight congestion in her voice "are you sure?" tadase asked, gently feeling her forehead, a blush rose to amu's cheeks "t-tadase-kun" amu whispered "hinamori-san, you have a fever!" tadase exlaimed "shall i take you home?" tadase asked "m-my parents aren't home" she whispered "then, i'll take you to my house, if i may" he said, amu's blush rose higher, covering her whole face "s-sure" amu whispered, tadase took her bag and grasped her hand. as soon as they stepped out the doors of there school, the bitter cold hit them like a ton of bricks "jeez! it's colder then earlier!" amu whined, they began to walk down the snow stricken path; amu began to feel faint and her head began to pound "ugh" amu muttered,
APH - The Facebook WarsAPH - The Facebook WarsAPH - The Facebook Wars6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Elizabeta is celebrating Valentine's Day! Happy Valentine's Day, Roderich! <33 XOXOXOXOXO
Roderich likes this.
Roderich: Happy Valentine's Day!
Roderich: What are you doing here?
Elizabeta: Dammit! I thought I blocked you!
Elizabeta: GET OFF OR I'LL TELL LUDWIG!
Elizabeta has blocked Gilbert.
Gilbert has been banned from Facebook.
Roderich is getting ready for the March concert.
Elizabeta, Feliciano, and 3 others like this.
Elizabeta: Good luck, sweetie! I know you'll do well!
Roderich: Thank you!
Feliciano: I wanna go! How much are tickets?
Roderich: The prices start at 100.
Feliciano: Aw! I can't go!
Gil: I can take you! ^_^
Feliciano: Really? That'
Dualitylook back on your life, and see what you've doneDuality8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
to get away from yourself, a million miles you've run
yet whenever you turn, the dark shadow's still there
looking to remind you that life's still unfair
you look to your left, then glance to your right
trying to guess which way to take flight
not knowing you're dead, hell's gates you have found
and dead men stay planted, ne'er leaving the ground
you think you can run away from your blood-stained past
you never gave answers to questions you were asked
never stood up and proclaimed, "I'm alive!"
not even stopping to tear out the knives
that pierce your soul- but what do you care?
wherever you end up, no one will welcome you there
heaven won't take you, hell doesn't want you
are you feeling brave? is that why you lied?
or do you not want people to just label you blind?
being someone you're not just doesn't suit you
you'd rather die than reveal the real you
change for the good- you've spurned it forever
but consequences still lur
Anarchy for the DeadThe plague spreadsAnarchy for the Dead8 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
As I lay here dying
Helpless for what's to come next
As you lay next to me
I look at you
With your eyes so blue
Think to myself
What would life be like with eyes wide shut?
I can smell your scent
I long for your touch
As I'm falling, falling, falling.....
The life I once knew....
Gone, right out of the blue
I'll see you in our next life
(Guitar solo~ music gets heavier at this point)
The Devil better watch out
Here I come to overthrow
Be prepared Hell has a new King
Wrath has a new meaning
It means GET THE FUCK OUT THE WAY
You piss me off and you're gone