About John Kilburne
Country of origin: USA, New York, New York City
Fighting style: fatiguing
Age: 23/07/2000 (looks permanently in his forties)
Height: 1.80 meter
Eye colour: none
Blood type: some sort of plasma, can be transfused to 0-
Occupation: shadow bounty hunter
Hobby: collecting old cars
Likes: stuff from before the war, justice
Dislikes: car wrecks, injustice
Voice resemblance: Ronnie James Dio with Brooklyn accent
Known aliases: The Hammer (title), The Bludgeoner (unknown vigilante)
John is a tall man with pale skin and black hair reaching down 3/8 of his back. His hair is at ALL times comb
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DAWN OF THE FIRST MONTH
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"Uhm..." Spike said and scratched his head. "I don't know. She said she'd be here."
"Well congratulations then, Spike. You just got promoted to ring bearer."
A red felt pillow hovered into his arms. Celestia rose again and looked out at the congregation. Shining Armour and Luna both stood before her. Only a few other ponies sat on the
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CHAPTER 1: THE FIRST CHAPTER
2013, Royal Equestrian Timeline
Apple Bloom sat in the tree house and leaned out of the window, gazing into the Equestrian night. She had just adjourned yet another unsuccessful meeting with her two fellow blank flanks, and another day had gone by without any cutiemarks. The Cutiemark Crusaders could celebrate almost a year of existence, yet poor Apple Bloom could only sigh at her misery. All she wanted in life was to find her special talent, but all three of them had tried everything and they were steadily running out of ideas; the other ponies in Ponyville also steadily running out of patience with them.
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Applejack jumped out of the train car before it had come to a full stop. The other passengers were curious as to
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"I was born more than a thousand years ago and I have ruled since that day as Equestria's princess with my beloved sister, but for all these years I have never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the gates of Oblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see. These are the closing days of the rule of the pegasus unicorns and the final hours of my life."
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- ESCAPE FROM THE CASTLE -
"Ya all right, sugar cube?" Applejack asked with concern. Twilight pried her eyes away from the window.
"Hmm? Oh, yeah, I'm fine, just lost in my own thoughts," Twilight answered and put on a smile.
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Cloppity clop-clop, cloppity clop-clop, cloppity clop-clop, cloppity clop-clop
Ponies, ponies, ponies, ponies, bop, diddy, boop, bop
Friendship is magic! Friendship is magic!
Fluttershy, would like to be a tree, Rainbow Dash, not a bumblebee, Pinkie Pie Pie Pie
Rarity, a unicorn doodily doo, Applejack doodily doodily doo, Twilight Sparkle
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"So, are you enjoying the party, are you, huh, are you, are you?" Pinkie asked quite fervently, but Fluttershy was a little intimidated by the exuberance.
"It's very lovely," she said and sipped from her goblet. "I just can't
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It was a beautiful morning indeed, the snow storm from the night before had settled completely. John waded through the snow in the looming mountains, thinking about the night before.
So where did you see him last?
He went up in the mountains to meditate, like he always did
How long ago was that?
Only a week? Shouldnt you give him more time to come home?
You dont understand, Hammer, Leader never leaves us for more than a day, and he is ALWAYS home at least around nightfall
Then what could possibly ha