Welcome to room Insanity 191"Bella….I love you…" Jacob said, taking Bella's hands, "Forget Edward, leave him alone. YOU CAN BE WITH ME! Because I'm hot and he's not."Welcome to room Insanity 1918 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Jacob! I love you! But as a brother, I could never leave Edward!!" Bella said sighing dramatically.
"Noooooooooooooo!! How could this cursed blood-sucker have this affect on you???" Jacob yelled, falling to his knees and shaking his fists at the sky.
"NEVER FEAR! I AM HERE!" Edward jumped out from behind a bush with a flowing cape. "I LOVE YOU BELLA AND I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU EVER AGAIN! MARRY ME!"
"O-N-G (Yes, she actually SPELLS it out.) EDWAARRDD!! I LOVE YOU EDWARD BUT I CAN'T MARRY YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A LOOSER WITH A CAPE!" Bella yelled.
Edward stumbled over to a wall and kissed it, "OH BELLA I LOVE YOU TOO!"
"O-M-G! EDWARD I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THAT WALL THING! I'M TELLING."
-very loud screeching noise-
Bella: WHAT THE CRAP?
Bella: No seriously, WHAT. THE. CRAP.
Me: What? It's romantic and tragic
The Darkest HourChapter 1-The Darkest Hour7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was half an hour before three o clock, when my anxious students would be able to go home. Two and half before I got to go home.
Edward and I had lived in Juneau, Alaska for about a year. I worked as a seventh grade English teacher, while Edward was a doctor at the local clinic. His hours werent long, actually, just about half an hour shorter than mine. Our two story, eggshell white house was located just inside the forest, about a mile away from the edge. Edward had gotten a silver Volvo somewhere in Canada; he disliked any other car and missed his old one. I had gotten a deep blue BMW. This type of car had always been my favorite since I was changed, over thirty years ago. But I still looked eighteen, and I always would.
My students were working on the tests I had handed out. Only a few had really been prepared for it, but I still had to give it out, no matter who cared about their grades. My favorite student, Aaron Grimm, had finished long ago, and was readi