The Dawn 2 _ a prophecyThe Dawn 2 _ a prophecy8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Shes sun beams
Wrapped in silken skin
Bound in fine linen
Nefertiti face atop a
Bubble gum chest
Got sign of twin moons
In the back of the dress
Act like you dont know
But hell, I checked
Jiggle when she steps
Yet, incredibly fit
Solomon sang songs
But never like this
Proximity close enough
To feel the swell of full hips
Tighten the polarity
To cotton candy lips
And the sharp mind
More than heightens the gift
Glimmer in dark times
Love rekindled like
Phoenix from the ashes of
Yo yesterday life
Make you wonder if you found your
Make you want to
Re-examine your whole damned life
Beaming from butterscotch skin
Lay aside the linen,
For throaty moans and grinnin
With soul divine
One day she'll be mine
10 Ways to annoy Edward Cullen10 ways to annoy Edward10 Ways to annoy Edward Cullen7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. (when Nessie is a teenager) When Renesmee and Jacob come home from school and get out of Edwards sight, picture Renesmee making out with Jake on her bed. Then look at him an say 'oh, love can be so beautiful' Don't be surprised if he actually runs to her room like he's being chased by the Voturi.
2. Call the Volturi and say Edward would love to join them on two simple conditions. One; They have to kill Bella, because she annoys him and claims Renesmee too much and two: that they make him walk around in a bright pink tutu so he can "relax" every now and then.
3. Ask him to drive you to the other side of the world. If he does ask constantly "Are we there yet?" until you're almost there, then say "man, if you would drive just a bit slower even a snail would be able to pass you by."
4. Ask Bella how she could have ever chosen Edward at all while he is a cold,stalking freak and while a hot,cuddly and cute werewolf was around aswell. When she says she loves Edward
20 Ways to annoy Rosalie Hale1. Call her Rosalie Cullen20 Ways to annoy Rosalie Hale7 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. When she says shes Rosalie Hale ask her why she doesnt change her name when shes 'married' to Emmett.
3. Buy her a Rolls Royce for Christmas
4. Smash every mirror she owns.
5. When she asks you why you did it say that maybe shes not as pretty as she thought
6. Sing 'your so vain' whenever she walks into a room
7. At her next wedding to Emmett ask her whether it was the same dress she wore to kill Royce
8. Remind her that Edward would pick a human over her.
9. Ask her about baby names and such. Asking every five minutes 'if thats what she would name her baby'
10. 'Accidently' scratch her M3 with your key as she walks past.
11. Blame Bella. Sit back and watch the ensuring chaos.
12. Scream hyocrite when she walks past. Tell her that she hated Bella when she had nothing to offer but was best buddies when she thought she could get her hands on the baby.
13. Be sure to remind her that even though shes known him longer, she's Edwards least favo
Ways to annoy Edward Cullen1:Kill BellaWays to annoy Edward Cullen7 years ago in Humor More Like This
2:Replace any of his blood stashes with pomagranate juice
3:Think dirty thoughts about him and Jacob and ask if he feels the same way too
4:Call him the Lion King
5:Call him Mufasa
6:Call him Simba
7:Make him watch Bambi over and over again
8:Ask how Irina is
9:Tell him that Bella considers him a drug and Jacob as fresh air and sunshine
10:Tell him that he is like Edward Sissorhands
Ways to Annoy RomeoWays to annoy Romeo NightingaleWays to Annoy Romeo7 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. Repeat everything he says
2. Step on his ankles accidentally everytime youre out
3. Ask him if he wants to play CandyLand with you. If he says no, cry until he accepts
4. Compare him with Luminor in everything
5. Grind nuts and put them in his food
6. When he gets the allergic reaction due to the nuts, go to where he is and comment on how he looks like an obese newborn baby
7. Hide Kiros candy in his room
8. Tell Kiro that Romeo has his candy
9. Smile and enjoy the sight of Kiro attacking Romeo with a baseball bat as he demands for his candy
10. Tell Yu that Romeo thinks hes so gorgeous
11. Dress up as a vampire and follow him all day in public, trying to jump on his back and bite the back of his neck
12. Call Luminor and tell him about how Romeo smokes a lot of Mary-Joe-wanna and how he asked you to join him with some Estacky
Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen13 Ways to Annoy Edward CullenWays to Annoy Edward Cullen7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
13)Change his ring tone to Like a Virgin
12)Lock Bella in a closet for a day with Jake
11)Sing Discovery Channel in your head whenever hes within 2 miles of you
10)Think about David Bowie
9)Think about Edward.
8)Cut your finger near Jasper
7)Kill a deer just for the heck of it
6)Bring a cat into the house
5)Draw all over his pictures of Bella
4)Put on black robes and pretend to be the Volturi
3)Scratch his Volvo
2)Scratch the Vanquish
And the number one way to annoy Edward:
10 Ways to annoy Jasper10 Ways To Annoy Jasper...10 Ways to annoy Jasper7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Glare at the horizon and say "Hey, Jasper, aren't those newborns? Looks like they're coming to get Nessie." When he is some meters away from the hikers you shout "Oh wait! They're humans!"
2. Say Alice he told you he was longing to go to Milaan for a week with her, solemnly to go shopping.
3. Make Jasper babysit on Renesmees human friends once she goes to kinder garden. At the same time, take your biology assignement about blood in front of you and ask Jasper what blood is consisted out of again.
4. Shout out "bloody hell" when something goes wrong, then turn your face towards Jasper and say "Oh,sorry Jasper."
5. Once you have a boyfriend (preferably human or werewolf ) bring him to the cullen residence and make sure you think as much as possible of how much you love that guy whenever Alice walks into the room. Let's see who he's in love with then
6. Bring a bunch of screaming Jasper fangirls to the Cullen residence ,walk up to him chipperly and ask the
Band Parody of Poe's The RavenBand Parody of Poe's The Raven12 years ago in Humor More Like This
Once upon a band night dreary, while I marched on, weak and weary,
Over many a yard line painted on the ill kept football field floor -
At Attention, Nearly Napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As if someone gently rapping - rapping like drums in Drum Core.
"Tis Doctor Beat," I muttered, "clicking at 144 -
Only this and nothing more."
"Ah, distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak November,
As each separate band geek member set an arc to play some more.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow
From my napping surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost French Horn -
For the rare and radiant French Horn whom my band friends named
UnderstandUnderstand11 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
She said "So save me,
Let me scream louder than ever before
Louder than the pounding in my head
And would you free me?
Let me scream? Let me dance?
Let me down...
Cos there's nothing left for me here
Nothing left that I can say
Oh... let me walk away
And I'm trying...
To be the best I can
Or at least the way you want me to be
Get me away now
I didn't mean to fuck this up
Didn't need this situation
Cos there's nothing left for me here
Nothing left that I can say
Oh... let me run away
I am something you will never understand
I want to be somewhere, anywhere but here
You see I can be anything, and I want to be me
To be free....
The me I was then is not the me I am now
When did it happen? When did I change?
When did I float away?
Cos there's nothing left for me here
Nothing left that I can say
Oh... let me walk away
Oh... let me run away
Oh would you let me float away
11 Ways to Annoy Bill Kaulitz1. Pretend you cannot remember his name; call him Tom-With-Makeup.11 Ways to Annoy Bill Kaulitz8 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. Forbid him to use hairspray, claim that it might ruin his voice.
3. When he descends to the Hotel lobby dressed in his striped shirt, Adidas sneakers, black/white nail polish and with the big spiky hair, ask him why he is dressed up as a zebra; remind him that the costume party is NEXT Friday.
4. Obviously, he did not listen to you when you told him to lay of the hairspray so now you simply hide it from him.
5. Laugh when Stressed-Out-Bill-Who-Cannot-Find-Hairspray throws a fit. Ask if he wants some vanilla tea.
6. Plant a badly written Bill/Tom NC-17 twincest fanfic on Bills bedside table. Make sure Tom finds it.
7. Walk in on Tom confronting Bill about the fic. Insist you do some drama exercises to solve the situation and get rid of the tension. Ask Bill to read the fic out loud.
8. Volunteer to accompany him to shop for the costume party. Dress up as an FBI agent. Tackle him into a bu
10 ways to annoy Victoria10 ways to annoy Victoria10 ways to annoy Victoria7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Ask her where James is at and if he finally got tired of her
2. Ask her ' Did you colour your hair of does it look naturally like it's burning up?'
3. Next time she goes after Bella tell her " Jeesh Vic, don't you think you are copycatting James here?"
4. Shout when she is standing next to you " Look! James! Oh wait.. sorry... it's just a pile of ashes."
5. Start finding nicknames for her " What did you think about Vic? Ria? Tor? Oooh ooh! I know it! Victoria Lake! " (and put her reaction on tape for me, will ya? XD)
6. Ask if she likes the movie ' V for Vendetta.'
7. Start humming" Victoria for Vendetta, Victoria for Vendetta..."
8. Ask her how she keeps on finding guys that die after they fall for her.
9. When Riley (page 541 of Eclipse, the blond guy) is around her start singing the Pinkie and the Brain theme song.
10. Try to dye her hair strawberry blonde in some way and tell her she'll scare Edward even more that way!
10 ways to annoy RosalieTen ways to annoy Rosalie10 ways to annoy Rosalie7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Once you get a boyfriend (a best friend, willing to play along is okay too) , bring him to the Cullen residence and every time Rosalie walks in the room, start talking with him about how many kids you guys would like to have. Don't forget adding their names!
2. Steal away all the mirrors in her room and put them in the basement. When she comes to ask you what you did to her mirrors say: " Rose, I did that for your own safety! Don't you know that you'll have seven complete years of bad luck when you break only one of them?"
3. Show up at the cullen residence wearing a beautifull white dress (preferably bringing along your boyfriend) and ask Rose if she's up to a double wedding.
4. When you are getting your wedding presents suddenly run towards her ,looking as mad as possible and shout "Because you and Emmet tore apart so many houses Esme and Carlisle aren't giving us one anymore! Happy now?! "
5. Offer to do her hair and make sure she looks like a poodle. Wh
The Phone CallThe Phone Call12 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
And we sat... huddled together, motionless,
Suffocating in the silence of the room.
We stared blankly at the clock, twitching nervously,
Clinging steadfastly to that last glimmer of hope.
How we desperately yearned to find out some news,
Yet didn't want to hear the sadness it might bring.
Then the phone rang... a blood-curdling scream
That punctured the stifling silence,
Filling our bodies with fear and anticipation.
Slowly, so slowly, my uncle answered it,
Listening silently to the voice at the other end.
His mouth dropped, his knees collapsed
And the phone crashed loudly to the ground.
There was no exchange of words, yet everyone knew.
We looked at each other pleadingly, longingly,
Wishing there was something that could be done.
Then the tears came... endlessly flowing
Determinedly down each of our ghastly cheeks.
How I wish I could be back in that suffocating silence,
When I still had that one last glimmer of hope.
Ways to annoy Romeo PART 31. Play Baribies on him while he's asleep. (his head can be the living room)Ways to annoy Romeo PART 37 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. Go around the house following him, asking for tacos. If he says no, tell him "But I need tacos! If I don't have them I will explode. That happens to me sometimes..."
3. Alterate the scales on their bathroom so that he weights 50 pounds more than he really does.
4. Act like his mother, nagging him always.
5. Tell him that he has no chance to date Kiro.
6. Call him every 5 minutes. When he answers, make monkey noises.
7. Call him at 1 a.m and continue with the monkey noises
8. When he's asleep, scribble his whole face with permanent pens
9. Make him see 'The Lion King' over and over with you. Force him to cry when Mufasa dies
10. Mumble near him "There's a bomb under your seat". When he asks you to repeat it, say "I said, sause smothered with meat!"
11. Burn his pants (while he's wearing them)
12. Replace everything in his desk shelves with bugs and cockroaches. When he comes into the room directly to
10 ways to annoy Edward10 ways to annoy Edward7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
FAIL-SAFE WAYS TO UNWITTINGLY OFFEND, HORRIFY AND/OR HUMILIATE EDWARD CULLEN
1. Bake him a birthday cake...with 107 candles. Make frequent jokes about his being "over the hill"
2. Give him a puppy named sprinkles.
3. When asked what to do with Sprinkles, hand him a straw and exclaim "Go for it, Tiger!"
4. Make him a shirt that says "I Like Humans - I Don't Eat Them". Force him to wear it.
5. Speak to him in a nonsensical series of elegant and educated-sounding words. When asked what the heck you mean, smile condenscendingly.
6. Sit by the Cullens at lunch and attack your food voraciously in a vampiric fashion. When asked why, say you learned from the best. Pat Edward on the head lovingly.
7. Make him drive you to La Push so you can jump back and forth on the boundary line screaming "Vampire Land!" "Werewolf Land!" "Vampire Land!" etc.
8. Force him to watch the 40-Year-Old Virgin with you. Send him accusational glares at random throughout the film.
9. Make him watch Harry Potter and the
10 ways to annoy James10 ways to annoy James10 ways to annoy James7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Leap out in front of him and say "You smell weird."
2. Call him a stalker every time you see him for chasing after Bella.
3. Give him a dog with a name tag saying 'James Junior' and shout " He can help you tracing Bella!"
4. Give him a fortune cookie of wich the text is saying " Keep away from mirrors " and keep whining util he opens it.
5. When a silence falls point your finger at him and shout: " I know why Edward doesn't like you! You're strawberry blond!"
6. Ask him if he secretly is James Potter. And if Victoria is Lily. When he asks you why the heck you think so say him :" You kept your name, she kept her hair colour! "
7. When you get in an argumen with him say " What are you gonna do now James? Steal some of my home videos?"
8. Tell him even Edward is a better tracer than he is.
9. Start calling him Jamiepoo
10. Ask him what he thinks that is Rosalie's vampiric gift while Victoria is standing right behind him
10 ways to annoy Edward CullenEdward;10 ways to annoy Edward Cullen7 years ago in Humor More Like This
10; When youre making valentine cards, ask if he wants one with glitter.
9; Tell you saw Bella kissing Jake.
8; Ask if he likes porn.
7; Constantly sing Like a Virgin by Madonna, whenever hes near.
6; Tell him Bella is actually lesbian. Videotape the reaction.
5; Ask if the summer vacation is going to Italy.
4; Whenever he smiles, faint.
3; When he smiles to waitresses, punch him in his head and say: Bad Edward, bad!
2; Tell that Mikes coming over for lunch.
1; Put a picture of Rosalie naked as his wallpaper on his computer. Videotape the reaction.
RamblingLifeRambling7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
What is life
We look at stars and waste time making wishes
As men with lines
In salty water
Attempt to fool the fishes
And still they are fooled
We mourn at death and rejoice birth
Without the consequence to mother earth
We jump on a trailer park of bandwagons
And scream obscenities at our own mundane existence
We frequent restaurants
Who serve their shit
Wrapped in gourmet stars
We pay exorbitantly
And complain of taxes
We fill the air with complex waxes
We nuke each other
We call one president
A true retard
We send our kids
To fight a war
And mourn their death
When they are no more
We live in castles and lock the door
We never smell the sun no more
We throw our oil
Into the sea
And scream revenge when death we see
We miss the things that make us smile
The walks in parks
The running mile
A work of art
We dont admire
We forgot to paint
In our own quagmire
We miss the sound
Of an old church bell
God forbid our teachers might go to hell
We lose religi
Ways to annoy Romeo pt.21. Sing random, catchy, annoying songs (something like 'Itsy Bitsy Spider' or 'London Bridge is Fallin' down') all day long.Ways to annoy Romeo pt.27 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. Tell him that you'll eat him if he keeps scolding you. Bite his thumb to prove you're serious.
3. Poke him nonstop all day
4. Biting is also allowed
5. Whenever he isn't looking, spit on his food.
6. Spread the rumor that Yu is pregnant with Romeo's baby.
7. When they confront you, exclaim "Yu! Congrats! But...well, I mean...the dad's the reason why people have 'it' in the dark, you know..." ("the dad" is Romeo)
8. Hide him in a closet for 9 days.
9. Tell him that Kiro doesn't love him.
10. Tell him that Luminor had a better taste in fashion.
11. Whenever you feel bad, kick his butt-hard.
12. Let's sing, ev'rybody!!! "If you're happy and you know it, slap Romeo *slap, slap*. If you're happy and you know it, slap Romeo *slap, slap*. If you're happy, and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you're happy and you know it, slap him hard!*slap, SLAP!* "
20 Ways to Annoy Bill Kaulitz20 Ways to Annoy Bill Kaulitz7 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. Stare at him with wide, fascinated eyes until he asks whats up, then tell him he would look good in pink.
2. At ungodly hours of the night, vigorously shake him awake screaming, FIRE! FIRE!!! Then walk out of the room like nothing happened.
3. 13 minutes before his alarm goes off, drag sleeping Tom onto his bed and then just sit there.
4. Videotape their reaction as they wake up. Post it on YouTube, titling it Kaulitz Brother Morning Surprise.
5. Steal his eyeliner. When he asks you where it is, tell him Georg took it to his room muttering something about voodoo.
6. Lock up his vat of hair gel.
7. Replace his entire wardrobe with Disney princess dresses.
8. Hide behind a piece of furniture and ambush him with Silly String. Then walk away as if nothing had occurred.
9. At 3:21 a.m., cut off all his hair and sell it on eBay.
10. Beat him with a pillow every time he says the word you.
11. Give him a dirty look all day. When he finally asks you
Colorguard TriumphsColorguard Triumphs9 years ago in Biography & Memoir More Like This
Stepping onto the sidelines of the green, grassy field, I could feel the tension rising as I looked over the crowd. It was probably just another ordinary day for most of them. But for us, it was the chance of a lifetime. The lights that shown blinded us, but we managed. The murmurs of the crowd drawled out our instructors orders. Taking one look over my shoulder I noticed everyone was looking at me.
I must've looked confused, because our guard instructor said, "We're changing the parallel toss to a Hannah toss at set 23,"
I shook my head to agree with her. I guess the older girls thought I was just a dim freshman, because they started mumbling words better left unsaid.
Sighing, I came across the band. They seemed to be having a little pep talk of their own by the band instructor himself. Scanning the horizon, I looked over to see my best friend, Brooke, anxious. I went over t
10 ways to annoy Renesmee10 Ways to annoy (teenage) Renesmee10 ways to annoy Renesmee7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Call the discovery channel (or something like that) and tell them Nessie is currently living in the house where you are in. When they arrive at the cullen residence make sure Renesmee opens the door. Go standing next to her and say. " Et voila! I present to you : Nessie!" (It would be even better if you could get Jake to call her Nessie at that moment XD)
2. Ask her if she'd like to take Jakes paw in marriage one day.
3. Don't invite Jacob on your wedding but do invite her and tell her it's a "Safety percaution"
4. Ask her if she thinks Jacob is hot while he is standing next to you (and they aren't together yet )
5. Put a bottle of coca-cola in front of her and then take some blood Carlisle brought along from the clinic. Put both the fluids in a blender and give it to Renesmee, shouting "I call it: Essence of the Nessie!"
6. Tell her Bella wasn't sure if she was Edwards daughter or Jaspers
7. Make her quote Romeo and Julliet. If she can't, look
20 ways to annoy Emmett Cullen1. Tell him that your not supposed to take the term 'bear hug' so litarally20 ways to annoy Emmett Cullen7 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. Force him to watch the care bears movie.
3. Ask him which care bear maimed him XD
4. Ask him what it feels like knowing the only reason Rosalie saved him is because he reminded her of a baby.
5. Remind him he has the least fangirls out of all the male Twilight immortals XD
6. Ask him what power he brought with him from his human life.
7. When he says strength remind him thats not exclusivly his, all vampires are strong XD
8. Remind him about losing to Bella ... everyday
9. Ask him if he's over compsating for something with the muscles and the jeep
10. Remind that Edward has more self control then him.
11. If he asks 'what do you mean' about the above casually state that Emmett killed both of his La Tua Cantante while Edward married his.
12. Buy him a teddy bear for Christmas.
13. Provoke the Volturi and blame him, if he asks why you did that remind him that he was eager to fight them in new moon.
Feminine SkyI compare the sky to a woman,Feminine Sky7 years ago in Spoken Word More Like This
It breathes fresh air like a human,
It is breathtaking in the day,
And bedazzling at night
When time for rest, it sheds light
Its joyous, mysterious, glorious,
And can be monstrous
For when lightning is present,
Its evident there will be chaos,
It rides the earth gracefully,
Like a queen in a chariot
It inspires many to live,
It also inspires many to relive,
And let bygones be bygones
But the sky is but a blanket,
Decorated with trinkets,
From its creator
Man may think he made her,
But astronomers, are still amazed by her
When one discovery is made,
Another discovery, would make the former degrade
As we would have it,
We tried to mould it,
Hold it, control it, protect it, destroy it
And all she did was sigh
For her high was higher than our pride
She let most of our cruelty, slide
But in the end, it made her nearly die
We put a hole in her protective layer,
Now we try to make it smaller,
But shes already heart broken,
For now her war