Girl Alarm ClockGirl Alarm Clock12 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
the sun sets unasked
and rises again without the
But I do not
girl alarm clock
timed in the heat of dreams
that make moan and flutter
quiver of over-warm flesh
smooth inseam of thigh
wake me in the morning
she just barely breathes
pull at her eye strings
make short lashes quiver
a back that reaches for me
while fingers fetal curl
towards the face
and her lips twitch
on hot mornings
I watch her naked sleep
Twilight Nursery Rhymes - 5Edward had a little girlTwilight Nursery Rhymes - 54 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Edward had a little girl
Whose life was pain and woe
And everywhere that Edward went,
Everywhere that Edward went,
The girl was sure to go
He followed her through school each day
School each day
School each day
He followed her through school each day
Which was against the rules
But in his case, that's just okay
In his case, that's just okay
He's far too old for school!
He would switch from here to there,
Here to there,
Here to there,
He would switch from here to there,
But still he lingered near
He would wait patiently about
He would wait patiently about
Till Bella would appear
Why does she love Edward so?
Love Edward so?
Love Edward so?
Why does she love Edward so?
He's a sparkling dead guy!
So, what else can Bella do,
So, what else can Bella do?
Without him, she'd just die!
The Real Twilight Bella was nervous about her first day at school, but she shuffled to class anyway. She looked at the clock, her books clutched in her arms. She was going to be a little late to her first class anyway, even if she could find the room.The Real Twilight6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
She peered in the first room, checking her crumpled schedule. Room 125...good.
"And class, today we have a new student! Her name is Bella! Everyone say hello!"
The class replied with a scattered few hellos, some simply leaning back in the chair with a groan. She caught a few touching up their makeup in what appeared to be the popular girls section of the room.
"You can take a seat in the back," the teacher nodded, directing her to an empty seat. She blinked and sat down, looking around to see who was surrounding her.
There was a particularly large fellow to her left who seemed to
Not A Monster--Ch.5Chapter 5: Not Your Average FairytaleNot A Monster--Ch.55 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
KA-CHINK! the lock squealed as April turned the key inside it. She swung the door open, and it groaned raucously as it inched inward.
April stepped gingerly through the doorway and stared into the house. Silence dominated the atmosphere, making it eerie and ominous. The air was cold and still. It enveloped April as she moved deeper inside the house. A chill rushed up her spine, causing the hairs on the back of her neck to stand up straight.
She tucked the key into her purse and, out of habit, tried to turn on a light. She was shocked when a sudden illumination flickered on above her, brightening up the entire room.
That's strange. There shouldn't be any power. No one's paid the bill for months....
She peeked in every room until she found Johnny's bedroom. Aside from the large vanity dresser and a dingy full-sized bed, the room was completely empty. Nailed to the wall were two Pillsbury Doughboys, each painted to look evil and twisted.
Not A Monster--Ch.1"Stop!" April Black shouted, struggling to free herself from the clutches of the two men that held her. "Let go of me! I do not belong in here! I'm not crazy!!"Not A Monster--Ch.15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"No one ever called you crazy," one of them muttered, "but you sure are acting like it."
"If no one thinks I've gone off the deep end, then what am I doing in here?! And why the hell are you two dragging me around like some inmate scum??!" she snapped.
"That information is classified and will be revealed to you in time," the second man told her. "And if you'll remember correctly, you gave us quite a fight when we arrived to fetch you."
"...Well, excuse me, but I have been kidnapped and almost brutally murdered before in my life," April grumbled. "How was I to trust to shady looking so-called 'government agents' when they randomly approached me at the mall?"
"...It does sound a little creepy when you put it that way," the first agent murmured to the second. "We could have tried a different, more friendly approach, I suppose...."
Not A Monster--Ch.8Chapter 8: LimitNot A Monster--Ch.85 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
As soon as April slid into her car, her cell phone began to ring inside her purse. She checked the caller ID and saw that the number was Nick's. She rolled her eyes and started to press the ignore button, but then she realized if she blew him off, he would just continue to bother her.
Despite the disgusted feeling she got, April answered her phone. "Hello."
"Well, you sound better today," Nick's voice said.
"Give me a break. I had a rough day yesterday," she retorted. "And like you have any right to infringe on what I choose to do in my own home."
"All right, all right. Can we please cut back on the hostility? I just want to talk to you."
"Talk, then, because I have nothing to say." April started her car and began driving down the street.
"In person," Nick said. "I want to see you."
"Why?" April asked. "If I were you, I wouldn't want to see me."
"Even if you rejected me, April, I'm still in love with you."
"Please, Nick, I'm driving. Can you wait until I've
Twilight vs. Harry PotterBefore I begin I would like to clarify that I'm not either a crazy Harry Potter fan or a Twihard. I've read both series and being completely honest I loved the Harry Potter series. But when I read the Twilight series I didn't think it was that good as people make it out to be. And when I heard someone say that Twilight is better than Harry Potter I felt inspired to make a comparison and show that Harry Potter far more superior than Twilight. For those who love Twilight to deathTwilight vs. Harry Potter4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
(YES THE TWIHARDS. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!)
And don't agree with what I wrote, its my opinion. I'm allowed to say what I believe just like you're allowed to express your love and devotion for Twilight. With that being said I hope you enjoy.
In the Harry Potter books everything and everyone with rich detail. All characters of the series have their unique description of
Edward - Story of Snow Pt2Edward - Story of Snow Pt25 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Edward stumbled backwards in shock and his hands, flailing wildly for balance, suddenly became embedded in the wooden beams on either side of the window.
Frantically he struggled to free himself, twisting and arching his thin and piteously strapped up torso forwards, and all but tearing his arms from their sockets. Try what he might, he remained helpless, the deadly scissor-tipped fingers stuck fast in the wood, his chalk-white face filled with pathetic fright.
He closed his eyes tight, like a child who's been caught in a game of hide-and-seek but thinks he will be invisible as long as he keeps his eyes screwed shut.
Anybody from the town below, anybody who had heard about the catastrophic events many years ago would have been able to tell you why Edward was so petrified now, at finding himself in such a helpless situation, pinned there in full view like some butterfly collector's prize specimen. It was because he was supposed to be dead, and a very long time ago at
Yesterday...Yesterday...5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
...I was lying on the ground and staring at the face of God. Right at His magnificent face.
People were passing me by. Some of them stumbled against me swearing and cursing.
The others just stood nearby whispering, laughing and making fun of me, but I didn't care.
I was a bit tired but I kept lying and staring.
Some dog run up to me and started to sniff at my trousers, but it left me cold.
J was staring at His face. And then it happened. Yes! He blinked first!
Twilight RantTwilight, it seems, has taken the world by storm. The series by Stephenie Meyer has become a best seller and has even been made into a movie Yes, the "it" thing right now just makes me weep for what has become of the world of literature. A series about a completely useless, pathetic ordinary girl falling in love with an, apparently, perfect-in-every-single-way-and-we-need-pages-upon-pages-reminding-us-of-this, sparkling, creepy, abusive, vampire which was all based upon a dream that Meyer had someone pinch me, please, I must be dreaming. Oh, if only.Twilight Rant7 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
I am an avid reader, and have been as long as I remember, and in particular I love fantasy and supernatural novels. I am a huge, huge, HUGE fan of vampire novels and read as many as I possibly can and I find most of them quite enjoyable, albeit there were one or two that just made me roll my eyes at their predictability.
Anyhow, back onto my original point. Twilight. Twilight is not what I classify
Selective BreedingHumans are a pitiful species. A flood of rabid rats trying to get their hands on the new best thing. Trying to get to the top so they could spit on the face of poverty and disgrace. Leeching on the wealthy and feeding on the weak. Mercy never shown.Selective Breeding4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Can we not see that our race is falling under? That our efforts are pushing us further into chaos? That, as much as we hate to admit it, we are the monsters that we fear the most? What happened to equality? What happened to justice? What happened to reason and theory? Surely our hole is big enough yet you hand me the shovel with a swift turn of your head.
You probably disagree. You probably are hunting me at this moment but let me ask you this: What if I was right and you were wrong?
The Catastrophic Bastard
The sound of rain hitting the window seemed louder than anything else at the moment. It was not like it bothered me but it did keep me from sleeping. Maybe because we rarely got
Credere e' VivereEzio knew he was going to miss. He knew that with certainty when he felt his shoulder give and staggered, gasping. His sword dropped from his hand as he clutched at the arrow half buried in his shoulder. He watched it all happen in slow motion, in utter disbelief. He'd not known the archers were anywhere near. Had had no inkling that there were archers at all. He gritted his teeth, fingers slick with blood, as he glared at the soldiers who moved closer weaving their weapons back and forth in menacing arcs.Credere e' Vivere6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The Assassin fought like a feral beast, winded or not, injured or not. He was a handful and that was no mistake. Estefano Reggio swore as his men died around him. The bastard was covered in blood and knives head to foot, seemingly pulling the shiny sleek blades out of thin air. If he'd not known better Estefano would have said the Assassin employed magic. But how magical was a man who stumbled and bled and gasped with every stroke? He was mortal. And this day of Christmas he would di
Transmission 1 - Dec. 21Transmission #1; December 21st, 2019Transmission 1 - Dec. 215 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
East Zone 4-6 (red zone)
"Hello? Hello? Are we on air? This is Half Past Never, Station 112.5!
Oh, well, I guess it doesn't matter. Nobody's listening. I think. Maybe they are? Jeez, I'm getting off track.
Point is; My name is Im not telling you. I don't have an anti-trace on my transmitter and I don't wanna have a battalion of Dracs by my place any time soon if im on an Extermination list. For now, call me Zee-Jay. Zee-Jay the DJ.
Anyway, here's your Christmas-themed riddle: On top of Mount Crumpet, Christmas Morning shines at night, and the Blind Raptor who roosts below will help the Reindogs deliver the presents the Grinch stole back to the Whos. The Blind Raptor has something the Reindogs might want to hear, regarding the Grinch and his inventions.
If ya figure out what it means Well, then you know what I wanna put here.
This is Zee-Jay, givin' y'all a rest. Here's some tunes They'll guide ya to morning better th
Breaking dawn rantTwilightBreaking dawn rant4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Breaking dawn rant
I wanted to throw in my own twilight rant, so here goes.
* First page; Bella complains, for the umpteenth time. This time about that Eddy has given her a car for her birthday because her old truck kicked the bucket.
* She is not seeing forward to her wedding, if she is so much against it, why don´t call it off? Oh yes, because she can´t have sex before her wedding.
* Her mother says that Bella "knows what is best for herself" excuse me? Knows what is best for herself? Because tolerating an abusive, stalker boyfriend is totally what is best for ANYBODY, and going into coma and try to commit suicide because her college boyfriend leaves her is a absolute sign of maturity! As well as getting married at the age of 18.
* Her parents has no complaints that their eighteen years old daughter is getting married just after graduating from College (any normal parents would freak out).
* She keeps calling Jacobs house to try to talk to him, because she d
ScissorhandsI know if I touch himScissorhands11 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
It's gonna hurt
I know if I hold him
It will only make it worse
If I pull him close, wrapped in my arms
I know that it will only bring me harm
He'll slice me through with his wounded eyes
Bleed me to death with his silent cries
Slit my throat with his pleading gaze
Scar me with his mournful ways
I can't get close, can't let him in
He'll cut me and I'll bleed within
It's happening all over again
I try, won't cry
As the knives go in
If I pull him close, it will bring me pain
But to push away simply brings the same
The hurt in his eyes when I turn away
Is a price that I'm unwilling to pay
The hurt so deep when I reject his plea
I don't mind the pain, as long as it's in me
So cut me deep, my dear, then sleep
For I will bleed, I'll do what I can
It's like loving Edward Scissorhands
I know if I love him
The blood will flow
I know if I trust him
My heart rate will slow
If I hold him tight, erase all his fears
I know it will scar me down through the years
He'll pierce my
Not A Monster--Ch.6Chapter 6: Dear DiaryNot A Monster--Ch.65 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
For this scene, the part of April Black will be played by Kristin Stewart, and the role of Johnny C. will be played by Robert Pattinson. Most of you will know these two as their most widely recognized parts as Bella Swan and Edward Cullen of the Twilight series.
April: Oh, Johnny, I don't care if you're a committed mass murderer! I love you!
Johnny: You don't get it, Mary! I'm a killer! That means I kill things and I am hideous on the inside, despite my attractive appearance!
*A random fangirl appoaches*
Fangirl: OMIGOD, IT'S EDWARD!!!! EDWARD, I LOOOOVVVVEEE YOOOOOUUUU!!!!! *begins to attempt typical stalker rape stuffs*
*Johnny takes a knife from his coat pocket and decaptitates the girl, then turns back to April*
Johnny: You see what I mean?!
April: *hugs Johnny tightly* I don't care! I have proclaimed my undying love for you, which means you'll cease to kill other people for my sake and we'll settle down happily together!
Johnny: My god, you're right! I'll do
30 Reasons Twilight SucksReasons Twilight Sucks30 Reasons Twilight Sucks6 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
1. Bella is a horny Mary-Sue Queen.
2. Apparently, having a guy glare at you all the time makes them attractive.
3. Vampires sparkle.
4. Twilight shows a seriously abusive relationship as "true love".
5. The weather in Forks is inaccurate.
6. New Moon in a nutshell: "Angst angst, emo, cry, jump off cliff, AAANNNGGSSSTTTT ANGST ANGST yay we're together again!"
7. The entire series is a sexual fantasy.
8. The grammar is very poor.
9. Twilight has basically no plot.
10. Twilight is 150% sexist.
11. The author never researched any of the "facts" she put in the books.
12. The author glamorizes mental disorders, suicide, and stalking.
13. Twilight teaches that disrespecting and abandoning your family is OKAY.
14. The characters have very little background information.
15. Bella uses Jacob a LOT. Some friend she is.
16. Jacob sexually abuses Bella. Some friend he is.
17. Bella love love looovvveeesss Edward's smooth, sparkling, marble stone, pale,
Love UndyingMoths flitted about the thin light that fought its way through the opaque glass; the inside of the light bulb was dusty white, and though it was years old, it still managed to shine through the dark of night. It keeps me company, as I stand on the widow's walk and look out to sea, waiting, as ever, for my love to return. The ship had sailed upon the morning tide more than a hundred years ago; still I wait. I made him a promise, and I meant to keep it. "I'll wait for you." I'd whispered into the crook of his neck as he held me close, that last night we had together. "Until you return, I swear by the Gods, I shall wait for you."Love Undying4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
He cupped my face with a massive hand; it was granite-hard and rough, but his touches were always soft. He'd told me once that he was afraid to touch me: his rough fingers would brush too hard and break the tender skin. "Like a child who has caught a butterfly," he'd whispered, "I will ruin the beauty of your wings, and you will never fly again." That final morni
Singled OutSingled Out7 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Some kids got singled out for a reason. Troublemakers. "Problem children." Problem parents. Black kids. Some kids just didn't feel right.
Most times the teachers had a reason. In the case of Marla Sanford, she didn't feel right.
The girl wore girls clothes, but they were always a more boyish cut. Had she elder brothers Mrs. Williamson bet the girl would have just worn their clothes. Getting her hair down out of its ponytail was a feat. Every year at pictures, fight, fight, fight. And boy, could that girl fight. She'd given the principal a black eye, and bled open both Mr. Peterson and Mr. Wier. They wouldn't let her play on the boys soccer team.
Marla wasn't funny, like queer, she was just different. No one could quite say why. She excelled at math and science, but would recede into a book or disappear into a painting just as easily. The girl had a penchant for t
Not A Monster--Ch.3Chapter 3: Gives You HellNot A Monster--Ch.35 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
April squirmed uncomfortably in her black satin cocktail dress as she sat in the passenger seat of Nick's Corvette. Her nerves on edge, she fidgeted with her Victorian-style key pendant to try to calm herself down. She knew what was waiting for her at their destination. It was going to be so embarrassing.
April shut her eyes tightly and swallowed hard to contain the sense of nausea washing over her. I am going to be sick...!!
"You look stressed, darling," Nick remarked, glancing over at her. He smiled reassuringly. "What's the problem, sweetie?"
"Oh, nothing....I've just been thinking about a lot of things," she murmured.
"It's nothing important, Nick, really. Just work."
"April, honey, it's always work with you. When will you try to take a load off and enjoy the good things in life?" Nick said with a laugh. "I don't want you to stress yourself out so much, darling. It's not good for you."
April frowned. "How can you say such a thing? I enjoy my w