I hope you don't get....Oh I hope you doooon't get...I hope you don't get....10 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Raped or beaten,
Slain or eaten,
Kicked while you are on the floor,
Or torn apart by dinosaurs,
Or gruesomely decapitated,
Stabbed with a rusty ice pick,
Digest a chunk of arsenic,
Have hammers crush your knees,
Choke on your favorite frisbee,
Fall on a spire,
Catch on fire,
Have all your ligiments ripped,
Or get shot or pistol-whipped,
Get stuck on island without food,
Have your arms and legs removed,
Find that you have been impaled,
Or get sent anthrax in the mail,
Get your hand stuck in a motor,
Hacked apart by 'copter rotors,
Lose an important knife fight,
Get injected with cyanide,
Fall in a revene, lose your spleen,
Or fall into a lava stream,
Get dismembered, crushed, or maimed,
Or hit by a bullet train,
Have your eyes gouged out by your own mom,
Or realize you're an active bomb,
Inhale lethal doses of confetti,
Or get assaulted by a yetti...
To be continued...
Lisa's Choice Ch. 1(Edit: See Artist comments)Lisa's Choice Ch. 13 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa's Choice Chapter 1
A Simpsons Fanfic
Disclaimer: This is a bit "dark" and is more of a realistic take on the story set nine years in the future. This will also be Older Lisa x Sideshow Bob
Lisa opened the front door slowly, hoping to not draw her mother's attention. She peaked her head in and didn't see her. If she was lucky her mother wouldn't realize what time it was, and that she was home from school. A wind blew in through a window pulling the door shut with an audible thunk.
"Lisa? That you?"
She was in the kitchen; of course. Probably slaving away on some meal that her fat slob of a father wouldn't appreciate. Neither would her brother. Lisa shook her head, she didn't want to think about Bart right now.
"Yeah mom, it's me. Just going to study."
"Where is your brother?" Lisa had already started up the stairs, but paused to answer.
"He said he was going to hang with some friends." Footsteps exited the kitchen and headed towards her. Lisa cursed
Holidays of Future Past. Holidays of Future's PastHolidays of Future Past.3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa was happy that her daughter Zia looked up to her, and was just as intelligent as she was at her age. She was worried that she would become a total party girl, and become hooked to the web. Christmas was over, it was passed midnight, and she walked to her car with her husband. They waved to her parents and brother; Bart decided to stay the night. The three of them drove off and headed for home, Lisa driving, Milhouse in the seat next to her, and Zia in the back.
Halfway there, the car began to have trouble. Lisa turned to see Milhouse asleep, his head leaning on the window. She looked back at Zia; she had fallen asleep on the back seats. Lisa pulled the car to the side of the road and got out of the car. She opened her hood and tried to find the problem with the car.
My Sonic Unleashed Story ch. 2Chapter 2My Sonic Unleashed Story ch. 25 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was morning. Amy awoke with dreary eyes and glanced towards her digital alarm clock to notice that it was still quite a bit early. The time read 6:00 a.m. However, she knew that there would be no sense in going back to sleep since her dreams were filled with someone she'd rather not think about at the moment. A grim look came over her face as she rolled out of bed and headed towards her bathroom. Once in, she glanced at her reflection in the mirror and noticed her solemn expression, but then ignored it as she started to get ready.
When she had finished getting dressed and washed up, she headed downstairs towards her kitchen and started looking for something to eat. However, everything she glanced at didn't seem to satisfy her, so she decided to make some tea. While heating up the water in her tea kettle on the stove, she couldn't help but ponder on the many things that had been eating away at her for the past four days now. She just couldn't get the thought of Sonic
Mended Family"Leo "Mended Family3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Ever get the feeling that we're different than other kids?"
The blue haired thirteen-year-old looked up from his sandwich and stared at his brother. "Different as in how?" he asked.
Sparky stirred his yogurt around in circles with his spoon, never once looking up. "Well, for one thing, we seem to be eating lunch under the washroom sinks every other day," he mumbled.
Galileo blinked and then looked about. He had almost forgotten where they were until he saw the tiled floor and the stalls across from them. They were, in fact, sitting beneath the sinks in the boys' washrooms at their school, something he and Sparky did certain days of the week when trouble was around. It was not that they enjoyed doing so, of course not; more because it was the only place safe for them to be when bullies were around.
They had hardly grabbed their lunch bags when the noon bell rang. And while other students rushed to their places in the cafeteria, the two stepbrothers rushed int
Life Lessons of Video Games1. You need to eat a lot of mushrooms to grow big and strongLife Lessons of Video Games7 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. Theres no problem that cant be solved by spinning really, really fast
3. The more people you kill the more popular you are
4. If things dont go your way you can shoot the hell out of them
5. Life should come with a Pause button
6. Credit for all your hard work will always be given to the crazed talking animals
7. Mildly unattractive people are Evil!
8. Royalty is incapable of cleaning up its own messes because theyre a bunch of stupid, lazy twats, which is why they send you to do it for them.
9. Swords, Guns and ammo dont need to be bought because youll find them lying on the ground as you walk around
10. Nobody really dies, you just need to go back to the start and begin again.
11. Never use the front door of a building. Jump to the roof and crash through a window.
12. You should be able to jump really, really high without trouble.
13. There is ALWAYS an unexpected enemy
Xeuk: Experiment 599Xeuk: Experiment 5998 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Xeuk: Experiment 599
Crush: Era (Experiment 399)
Physical Description: Grey stitch like experiment, with blue claws, and nose. Has long tail frilled at the end; to match he also has a pair of antennae the same design as his tail on the top of his head. Two spikes hand out from the back of his head; and three going down his back, all accompanied by lavender colored W shaped markings in between those spikes. The color of his belly is a dark cranberry color.
Primary Function: Chaos
This experiment was built for chaos.
His personality: Shy, quiet, stuck-up, easily hot tempered, playful, quirky, cunning.
Weakness: Due to the many functions that this experiment has, he is unable to control them without injuring himself or others in the process.
His powers consist of psychic, electrical, fire, and speed powers.
He has advanced language programming.
He hangs around with his friends Scrap, Dargin, and 625, and plays the role as the advice giver
Bleeding Hearts Do It BetterShe wears Grunge t-shirtsBleeding Hearts Do It Better5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Dr Martins with painted Poppies
Over the knee sock with holes in the knees
Pink flower print shorts
and a bleeding heart on her sleeve
stitching it up
gluing it down
cutting it off
but it just keeps growing back
and it gets bigger
Because she's falling in love every day
With a Widower in a pet shop
Who's lost both the loves of his life
in three short months
The cliché girl in a coffee shop
who reads Niche and Paradise Lost
biting her lip and chewing her nails
That really very non-descript train driver
that let her ride back home for free
because it was two in the morning and raining
With Alison, Whoever she is.
Who has just bought a wedding dress
and left a note for strangers under a table
The British Poet she can't wait to me
Snowball Fights, chapter 2Please read chapter one first!Snowball Fights, chapter 25 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
LIES, SPIES AND SNOWBALL FIGHTS by SWEETEGGYROLL
Chapter 2: What About Dolphins?
"Don't you just love the wintry air? Brisk, bracing and bitter it makes one want to accomplish one's goals, to fulfill one's destiny."
"How about fulfilling this cup, Brainy?" Eddy shoved a styrofoam cup in front of Double D.
After the rather embarrassing encounter and hasty explanations of "Nothing!" and "No, nothing at all!" the trio turned the ruined snowcone booth to a hot chocolate stand. On a makeshift banner made of a small bed sheet were the words 'HOT! Chocolate! HOT!' in bright red marker, which was hanging across where the wooden sign would have been, had it not become Ed's new front door. Eddy was in charge of handling the money, Double D mixed the drinks, and Ed would constantly run back to his house to reheat water in a tea kettle.
For the first ten minutes or so, the Eds would just hang out, drinking
Timmy Phantom script--Part OneTimmy Phantom script--Part One9 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Scene one: Timmy's room.
[All dark in the room, Timmy is sitting in front of the TV, which is illuminating his face. On the TV, Ember is standing on a stage.]
Ember [shouting]: WHO DO YOU LOVE?!
[Danny appears in ghost form and punches Ember off the stage.]
Danny: Take that, Ember McLAME!
Timmy: All right, Danny!
[Cosmo and Wanda appear out of nowhere next to Timmy.]
Cosmo: Hey, Timmy!
Wanda [worried]: What're you watching, Sport?
Timmy: Only the best show in the world: Danny Phantom!
[The three of them watch Ember and Danny battle on the TV.]
Timmy: Isn't it great?
Wanda: There's a lot of violence…
Timmy: That's what makes it so cool!
[Timmy stands up and turns around to face them.]
Timmy: Danny Phantom is the greatest! His parents are ghost-hunters, and Danny has ghost powers to help rid the world of evil! In fact, I wish—
Wanda: Timmy, no!
Cosmo: Go ahead, Timmy!
Timmy [jumps into the air]: I wish I had
guitarist nails and runaways001.guitarist nails and runaways5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
he is your melancholy poet
with skinny fingers and guitar nails
and he sings you lullabies with a raspy voice,
and strums nylon strings deep into the night
he tells you he loves you,
and you believe him.
the door to the backyard in your bedroom
was never a good idea, and your handwriting
is messy in the near-dark
you can taste the heat as you kiss his chest
and your heart stops and you string syllables together
to create half-hearted protests and excuses
but he tells you everything will be alright with his
eversosweet half-whisper night voice
as he traces your hips with his hands
and you believe him.
your door handle is rusted on the inside
and this is the first time you've noticed
as it grinds against your shaking hands
how many things ha
Stitch's ThoughtsLilo, my last thoughts were of youStitch's Thoughts9 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
We were always together through and
I'll miss you forever you see
Lilo, this glitch took control of me
My spirit flew into the sky, towards
I was airborne and I took flight
Up into the clouds, up into the sky
Lilo, it was time to say goodbye
I know you'll miss me, I'll miss you
I was your friend... fluffy, loyal,
I'll see your mother, and I'll meet
Remember Lilo, she'll always be
proud of you
You're my Ohana, I always will know
I'm really sorry if I was bad
Now I'm gone, we all feel really sad
I saw you crying while I was up in
Praying that I'd come back,
wondering why I had to die
Holding my lifeless body in your
arms, with tears in your eyes
You were whispering your goodbyes
I heard every single word
While I was in the sky, as free a a
I was up in the c
004-Dark I write about004-Dark5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Out of order elevators
Radio DJs with broken
Kisses, Misses, and Rem. ch 2Oh what little time they had Edd was writing in a notebook and walking at the same time, sometimes swerving a little off-course and almost bumping into the side of the hallway. Other kids walked past him, ignoring the seemingly blind sockhead. His reputation in the school had accumulated something infamous yet admired at the same time for having the best grades and awards, yet hanging out with the nefarious crowd. Kids knew, however, that when Edd was thinking, something big was happening in that complex, genius brain of his, so they tended to avoid him as much as possible as he made a beeline to the lunchroom.Kisses, Misses, and Rem. ch 25 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The only kids who made it a point NOT to avoid him were the Kanker Sisters. Well, two of them, anyway.
"Heeey boyfriend," Marie stepped directly in front of his path, resulting in a crash that sent her back a few inches and Edd fell to the floor, dropping his notebook.
"What's this?" Lee grabbed the book and kicked the pen with her foot into her hand. "Love potion? Check i
Story of Sparky: Chapter 14Story of Sparky: Chapter 148 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter Fourteen: The Battle
Sparky turned Lilo and Angel into electricity and took them to Gantu's ship. He changed them back once they were on top of it and went inside. A moment later a hatch flew open and the girls hopped into the path of danger.
It was dark in the room they'd landed in. Angel clung to Lilo's arm. "I don't like the dark," the experiment moaned.
Sparky looked at them and lit up the room with a faint glow. He put a finger to his lips. "Shush."
"Sorry," whispered Angel.
Sparky put his ear to the door on the other side of the room. He heard noises. "I think they're in here." He took a deep breath and shocked the door. It flew open with a loud clang.
Lilo winced. "They're gonna hear us!"
Angel moaned again. "Oh, I don't like this at all…"
The threesome peered into the room. All six of Stitch's limbs had a metal chain around them binding him to the wall. Gantu was standing next to the experiment, talking to him in a pleased sort of
005-You never were poeticWhen I met you005-You never were poetic5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
You were stolen song lyrics,
knee deep in notebooks
Tartan mini skirts and
hand-knitted wool jumpers.
Sneaking swear words into
You were Sharpie covered scars
Telling strangers they looked sad.
I was summer dresses,
a Cheshire cat grin that tried too hard
Glazed eyes skyward that asked
"Someone look at me.
You Are...When I see flowers, I think of you.You Are...6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
The same way they bow in the wind
You'd bow for me, taking my arm ever so lightly.
When I see the sky, I think of you.
Your smile as brilliant and white as the clouds
and as radiant as the sun.
When I see the ocean, I think of you.
The endless lapping of waves by the shore
The same way you'd breathe beside me.
When I see the trees, I think of you.
Graceful and pleasant, like your eyes
and the way you would kiss me.
When I see a rainbow, I think of you.
Such beauty, there one minute and gone the next
The same way you left me so soon.
KnittingRose loves knitting. She loves the feel of the smooth needles in her hands, and the way the yarn twists around her fingers, almost playfully. She loves the quiet, comforting click-clack, click-clack as she works. She loves spreading a half-finished piece out on her lap and admiring the stitchwork, or the color, or the softness and warmth of the yarn. She loves flipping through a book to find the perfect pattern, or improvising one as she works.Knitting4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
But most of all, she loves the tangibility of the finished piece. It's not just something she did to pass the time, it's something she made that can keep someone warm, or be fashionable, or beautify a room. It's something she can give to someone and know, even if they don't, that she poured all her energy and passion into every single stitch.
When the game begins, of course, she doesn't have much time to knit. There are, after all, other priorities - namely survival, and attempting to save the doomed planet, and later to break the game that brok
BE THE TEACHER OKAYLooking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)BE THE TEACHER OKAY4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▲: OH GOG OF FUCK WHO IS THIS.
▼: dave strider bro
▼: whats up troll
▼: what im nice
▼: i dont bite
▲: I AM NOT TALKING WITH YOUR FUCKED UP ASS.
▲: NO THANKS.
▼: jeez why not
▲: ILL PASS ON THAT APPETIZING IDEA.
▲: PASS TWICE.
▲: A MILLION TIMES.
▲: FUCK NO.
▲: I KNOW ABOUT YOU AND FUCKING JOHN.
▲: NOT COOL SHITSPONGE.
▼: me and Egbert
▲: NO YOU AND NIC CAGE.
▼: shut the fuck up
▲: WHO THE FUCK ELSE WOULD I BE TALKING ABOUT DIPSHIT
▼: where the hell did you hear that
▼: why wasnt i informed
▲: YOU WERE FUCKING THERE.
▼: wait i was
▲: UNLESS YOU ARE SUDDENLY BLIND DEAF AND NUMB.
▼: fucking when
Scott Pilgrim - Canada DayScott Pilgrim - Canada Day3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Wallace never took for granted the few moments he was able to relax seeing as he was the only one that actually worked in the apartment. Usually he read the paper or drank. Or did both. But, sometimes he would attempt to play a few of Scott's video games just for the hell of it. Possibly even his roommate's save file just to freak Scott out and make the other man wonder just why he was at a different area than he had been previously the next time he started the game.
That's what he had planned to do presently. If only Scott hadn't decided to bound into their one room apartment via front door and conveniently block the television.
Which of course meant it was Scott's fault that Wallace had gotten his character killed in Final Fantasy VIII for the sixth time that day.
"You left the front door open," he said without even bothering to restart just yet.
"No one wants to rob us," Scott was quick to answer. He was smiling from ear to ear and hiding something behind his back. A something that
Itazu's past part 3Kasai-Itazu's past part 33 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Today is the day" I said to myself as I walked down the prison steps towards the playground. Me? I was Kasai, I had been brought to jail a long time ago as a baby. It was for killing my parents. As if I wanted to. But what can I do now? It's to late to turn back time. I was about 6 years old back then had long brown hair and deep blue eyes.
Today I was planning to escape this horrible place. I'd stolen some bombs form the defence room and was going to blow up a wall and run away. It was a perfect plan! Or so I fought
I got down to one of the smaller walls, I set down the bombs, and light them with m fire bending, I smiles brightly and run of knowing you have to take a distance, I hid as far a way as possible, but it wasn't far enough, I had misjudges the power of the bom
why do I suck at titlesJohn Egbert, age 8, February 4th.why do I suck at titles4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He hadn't thought much of him when he first saw him. In fact, he wasn't even aware that it was a person. John just thought it was a bird. But he definitely noticed it was very much a person. The blond landed right in front of him. John stared in awe. The ninja kid only gave him a short look through his shades before continuing on his way to the same elementary school John was headed for.
He smiled to himself and began walking towards school once more. What a cool new kid.
Dave Strider, age 9, March 12th.
God, he only saw him at lunch and recess, but that 3rd grader with buck teeth was so damn adorable. (He wouldn't admit that using cuss words made him feel so much older and mature; he'd say that that is just a thing he did, as a coolkid.) And no, it wasn't Jade. He didn't know his name, But he wanted to. He wanted to protect him from those annoying kids that bullied him all the time, wanted t
The Story of Sparky-Chapter 11The Story of Sparky-Chapter 118 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter Eleven: What on Earth…?
That pod was cramped. Really cramped. And he was like that for… for years. But, after a long, long while, he found he could move again. Cackling in happiness, Sparky jumped out the window and flew into the night sky. He then looked back at the creatures who had freed him.
One of them was like no one Sparky had ever seen. She had light brown skin and black fur on top of her head that hung down to her waist. She was wearing a red dress with white leaves on it and blue sandals.
And the other creature was Stitch.
Sparky smiled back at them, before remembering that he was supposed to be mad at Stitch. Second-best. He scowled and flew away.
After flying for a few minutes, Sparky suddenly realized he had no idea where he was or where he was going. He stopped and looked around him. There
Silly X___MMZFanfic contains very light shounen-aiSilly X___MMZ4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
X was having a good day, for the most part, just making rounds around the new Resistance Base with Zero and keeping him company. Several squards of Resistance fighters had just returned from their own gathering and scouting missions, providing the ever researching Ciel with materials she needed and hardass Zero with up-to-date intel. If X closed his eyes and pretended, it was like the Maverick Hunters all over again.
"Harpuia is playing it safe," Zero was saying as he went through the door leading to a set of dorms. X, only now a little ball of light near Zero's shoulder, flickered in response. "He keeps his soldiers in Neo Arcadian borders, knows where we are yet makes no move. He's either watching and waiting, or completely ignoring us."
"If you're fishing for extra information from me, Zero, I don't have any to provide."
Zero shrugged the shoulder X wasn't hovering over as he peeked into each room. He was going to give a nonchalant