I hope you don't get....Oh I hope you doooon't get...I hope you don't get....11 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Raped or beaten,
Slain or eaten,
Kicked while you are on the floor,
Or torn apart by dinosaurs,
Or gruesomely decapitated,
Stabbed with a rusty ice pick,
Digest a chunk of arsenic,
Have hammers crush your knees,
Choke on your favorite frisbee,
Fall on a spire,
Catch on fire,
Have all your ligiments ripped,
Or get shot or pistol-whipped,
Get stuck on island without food,
Have your arms and legs removed,
Find that you have been impaled,
Or get sent anthrax in the mail,
Get your hand stuck in a motor,
Hacked apart by 'copter rotors,
Lose an important knife fight,
Get injected with cyanide,
Fall in a revene, lose your spleen,
Or fall into a lava stream,
Get dismembered, crushed, or maimed,
Or hit by a bullet train,
Have your eyes gouged out by your own mom,
Or realize you're an active bomb,
Inhale lethal doses of confetti,
Or get assaulted by a yetti...
To be continued...
Roll the CreditsRoll the Credits11 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Far behind the velvet curtains, the lights were growing dim. Only a few small, hanging bulbs illuminated the various figures as they scurried to find their places on the stage. A few nerve-wrecked musicians remained backstage, facing a gritty mirror that had been worn and cracked by decades of dust (and, perhaps, the notes of Opera singers). A stage manager rushed by angrily, barking that they had five minutes left until the curtain rose.
One musician remained at the mirror, despite the warnings. He scowled as he tried to forcefully flatten his rowdy hair, only to have it flair up again. "Damn you..." he growled at the uncooperative strands. They failed to give in, though, so he finally gave up.
He felt the sudden urge to grasp his Holophonor, and he did so without any further prompting. He sighed as his hands twirled the instrument nervously, a movement he had no control over.
"Your replacements are much more special than you realize. You can do great things with these hand
Holidays of Future Past. Holidays of Future's PastHolidays of Future Past.4 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa was happy that her daughter Zia looked up to her, and was just as intelligent as she was at her age. She was worried that she would become a total party girl, and become hooked to the web. Christmas was over, it was passed midnight, and she walked to her car with her husband. They waved to her parents and brother; Bart decided to stay the night. The three of them drove off and headed for home, Lisa driving, Milhouse in the seat next to her, and Zia in the back.
Halfway there, the car began to have trouble. Lisa turned to see Milhouse asleep, his head leaning on the window. She looked back at Zia; she had fallen asleep on the back seats. Lisa pulled the car to the side of the road and got out of the car. She opened her hood and tried to find the problem with the car.
Mended Family"Leo "Mended Family4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Ever get the feeling that we're different than other kids?"
The blue haired thirteen-year-old looked up from his sandwich and stared at his brother. "Different as in how?" he asked.
Sparky stirred his yogurt around in circles with his spoon, never once looking up. "Well, for one thing, we seem to be eating lunch under the washroom sinks every other day," he mumbled.
Galileo blinked and then looked about. He had almost forgotten where they were until he saw the tiled floor and the stalls across from them. They were, in fact, sitting beneath the sinks in the boys' washrooms at their school, something he and Sparky did certain days of the week when trouble was around. It was not that they enjoyed doing so, of course not; more because it was the only place safe for them to be when bullies were around.
They had hardly grabbed their lunch bags when the noon bell rang. And while other students rushed to their places in the cafeteria, the two stepbrothers rushed int
MoexMaggie Her Wish Prt. 1MoexMaggie Her Wish Prt. 14 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Dad, why are you taking me to Moe's again...?"
An 20 year old Maggie Simpson was being dragged down the street by her father, who was obviously excited to go down to the bar he regularly visited. It was Maggie's birthday, and Marge had told Homer to give her a present.
"Your finally old enough to drink, Maggie. I took Lisa and Bart here when they were your age." Homer said with a soft smile, though Maggie felt annoyed. It was just another excuse for him to go and get drunk.
Once they entered the pub, the smell of cheap cigarettes and beer filled the air around them. Maggie stifled a cough as Homer sat down, patting a seat beside him welcomingly.
Maggie took a quick glance around and saw mostly older men she saw once in a while when Homer had parties at the house... or when she was walking down the streets and ran into them.
"Hey, Homer. Who's the chick?" Lenny said as he and Carl walked over, looking at Maggie.
"...Hey! That chick is my daughter Maggie!" Homer narrow
Lisa's Choice Ch. 1(Edit: See Artist comments)Lisa's Choice Ch. 14 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa's Choice Chapter 1
A Simpsons Fanfic
Disclaimer: This is a bit "dark" and is more of a realistic take on the story set nine years in the future. This will also be Older Lisa x Sideshow Bob
Lisa opened the front door slowly, hoping to not draw her mother's attention. She peaked her head in and didn't see her. If she was lucky her mother wouldn't realize what time it was, and that she was home from school. A wind blew in through a window pulling the door shut with an audible thunk.
"Lisa? That you?"
She was in the kitchen; of course. Probably slaving away on some meal that her fat slob of a father wouldn't appreciate. Neither would her brother. Lisa shook her head, she didn't want to think about Bart right now.
"Yeah mom, it's me. Just going to study."
"Where is your brother?" Lisa had already started up the stairs, but paused to answer.
"He said he was going to hang with some friends." Footsteps exited the kitchen and headed towards her. Lisa cursed
My Sonic Unleashed Story ch. 2Chapter 2My Sonic Unleashed Story ch. 26 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was morning. Amy awoke with dreary eyes and glanced towards her digital alarm clock to notice that it was still quite a bit early. The time read 6:00 a.m. However, she knew that there would be no sense in going back to sleep since her dreams were filled with someone she'd rather not think about at the moment. A grim look came over her face as she rolled out of bed and headed towards her bathroom. Once in, she glanced at her reflection in the mirror and noticed her solemn expression, but then ignored it as she started to get ready.
When she had finished getting dressed and washed up, she headed downstairs towards her kitchen and started looking for something to eat. However, everything she glanced at didn't seem to satisfy her, so she decided to make some tea. While heating up the water in her tea kettle on the stove, she couldn't help but ponder on the many things that had been eating away at her for the past four days now. She just couldn't get the thought of Sonic
Life Lessons of Video Games1. You need to eat a lot of mushrooms to grow big and strongLife Lessons of Video Games7 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. Theres no problem that cant be solved by spinning really, really fast
3. The more people you kill the more popular you are
4. If things dont go your way you can shoot the hell out of them
5. Life should come with a Pause button
6. Credit for all your hard work will always be given to the crazed talking animals
7. Mildly unattractive people are Evil!
8. Royalty is incapable of cleaning up its own messes because theyre a bunch of stupid, lazy twats, which is why they send you to do it for them.
9. Swords, Guns and ammo dont need to be bought because youll find them lying on the ground as you walk around
10. Nobody really dies, you just need to go back to the start and begin again.
11. Never use the front door of a building. Jump to the roof and crash through a window.
12. You should be able to jump really, really high without trouble.
13. There is ALWAYS an unexpected enemy
Itazu's past part 3Kasai-Itazu's past part 34 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Today is the day" I said to myself as I walked down the prison steps towards the playground. Me? I was Kasai, I had been brought to jail a long time ago as a baby. It was for killing my parents. As if I wanted to. But what can I do now? It's to late to turn back time. I was about 6 years old back then had long brown hair and deep blue eyes.
Today I was planning to escape this horrible place. I'd stolen some bombs form the defence room and was going to blow up a wall and run away. It was a perfect plan! Or so I fought
I got down to one of the smaller walls, I set down the bombs, and light them with m fire bending, I smiles brightly and run of knowing you have to take a distance, I hid as far a way as possible, but it wasn't far enough, I had misjudges the power of the bom
Has visto demasiado El Tigre..Has visto demasiado El Tigre..6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Has visto demasiado El Tigre cuando
1.- Enseñas a tu loro a decir "Viva pantalones"
2.- Siempre que tienes que escribir/decir el nombre de la ciudad en donde vives, contestas: Ciudad Milagro un lugar inmundo de crimen e infamia
3.- Les lanzas bolsas con mole a cualquier persona que te encuentres en la calle.
4.- Haces que tu papá use una máscara de luchador.
5.- Como a tu papá se le atoró la máscara, aprovechas para tomarle "prestadas" sus botas, solo para ver si con ellas corres más rápido.
6.- De la noche a la mañana, tienes una "ligera" obsesión por los churros.
7.- El tono de tu celular es: "La Cucaracha Punk"
8.- Tienes miedo a comer guacamole porque se podría apoderar de tu cuerpo y convertirte en un zombie de guacamole.
9.- Quieres de mascota un chupacabras.
10.- "La cucaracha" es la única canción que te sabes.
11.- Planeas con tu abuelito robar un banco, aunque tu abuelito no tenga ni idea de lo que es
Love and Confusion Chapter 6Love and Confusion Chapter 69 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Wake up 625!
Moody stood outside the front of the ship after the trip that she had from the supermarket. The automatic door opened as she walked inside. The light taps from her feet echoed when she came inside. Everything was quiet. Moody wondered what happened to Gantu and 625.
The ship's door began to close and ended with light 'whoosh' sounds. She walked ahead and saw that Gantu was sleeping on a small red beanbag chair. He wasn't snoring and slept peacefully. Moody smiled at the calm sight. Gantu looked very peaceful when he was asleep, compared to his hotheaded attitude he sometimes gets.
She walked towards the kitchen and placed the groceries onto the table, and after the paper bag stopped crumpling, she began to hear soft whimpers. Moody perked up her ears and swiveled them around to pick up the tiny noise that caught her attention.
She walked out of the kitchen and heard that the nose was louder, as it echoed throughout the ship. She looked up towards the elevator and
Soshikos strengthSoshikos strength8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
This is the end for you little girl
She was too shocked even to cry, although it couldn't quite be said that her eyes were dry. It wasn't that she hadn't known it was coming - no, she had known forever that it was - but she hadn't expected it so... soon. Even though her head told her it could be any moment, her heart had whispered that she had time.
She had so much time... had she wasted it all?
They say Inuzukas are the clan that raise dogs but we are far more then that. Our dogs arent just smart animals, they are part of us. Like the sharingan of the Uchihas they become part of us maybe even more. Some crazy bloodshot eyes cant confront you when your sad, they cant pick you up down. They cant watch you back in the middle of a battle or a common street brawl.
Thats why when an Inuzukas dog dies the sprit of the owner dies with it. Many owners lose their ve
Xeuk: Experiment 599Xeuk: Experiment 5999 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Xeuk: Experiment 599
Crush: Era (Experiment 399)
Physical Description: Grey stitch like experiment, with blue claws, and nose. Has long tail frilled at the end; to match he also has a pair of antennae the same design as his tail on the top of his head. Two spikes hand out from the back of his head; and three going down his back, all accompanied by lavender colored W shaped markings in between those spikes. The color of his belly is a dark cranberry color.
Primary Function: Chaos
This experiment was built for chaos.
His personality: Shy, quiet, stuck-up, easily hot tempered, playful, quirky, cunning.
Weakness: Due to the many functions that this experiment has, he is unable to control them without injuring himself or others in the process.
His powers consist of psychic, electrical, fire, and speed powers.
He has advanced language programming.
He hangs around with his friends Scrap, Dargin, and 625, and plays the role as the advice giver
Love and Confusion Chapter 1Love and Confusion Chapter 19 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Love and Confusion
The Party Planner
''Stitch, Lilo, Angel! Have you three finished your breakfast?'', Nani called out from the kitchen. On the table were three partially filled bowls with soggy cereal inside, and most of it had sunk to the bottom of the bowl.
It was seven in the morning and Nani didn't have time for horseplay from Lilo, Stitch, nor Angel. She put her hand down upon the dark blue table and sighed, then heard something. She heard snickering from the side of the table. Nani turned her head to the side to see a pair of legs belonging to Stitch and they were crawling under the table. She smirked. Once she squatted down to get a better view she saw that blue furred creature with a spoon handle up his nose.
"Augh Stitch! Get that out from your nose!'', Nani said, disgustedly.
Stitch began to laugh uncontrollably, then Nani grabbed his legs and attempted to drag him out from his hiding spot.
" Stitch, I don't have time for this, David picks me up in forty minutes!''
Love and Confusion Chapter 20Love and Confusion Chapter 209 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Time To Spy
Moody woke up, finding herself in the same place where she was last night, she saw herself with the hawaiian shirt that she and 625 were wearing earlier. Was this a dream?
No it couldn't be, the clipboard was still in her hands, those same sketches still on the paper. She moved the Hawaiian shirt off of her and taking off the one that 625 gave her. He must've came back and put the blankets over her to keep her warm. She frowned, still remembering the words that he said to her.
She got off of the couch and walked to the kitchen to get a drink of water, that she desperately needed. Upon opening the fridge door, she noticed a post it note on her hair that hung over her like a tree ornament.
" Why does he post them on me instead of the table or something?'', she uttered.
She took off the note from her head and began reading it.
I'm gonna be out with my friends for a while. I'll see you later.
Moody sighed, as her ears drooped down a bit.
Love and Confusion Chapter 9Love and Confusion Chapter 99 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A Friendly Invite
Angel was in the kitchen while sitting by the sunlight that was rising up from the ocean. The sky was a bright pink, as daylight was soon on its way. The pink female experiment was wide awake, as she was busy with something that she had placed on the floor in front of her. She was twisting a couple of sticks together with her fingers. These sticks were fuzzy to the touch, and came in a variety of colors.
Angel picked up two different colors of the sticks and twisted them together. After that she twisted both ends of the stick until it formed a small O. Angel grinned at her creation that she put it on her arm.
'' Ah!'', Angel said in awe.
She decided to make a few more, but not before thinking about how many friends she had.
'' Stitch, Lilo, Jumba, Pleakley, Nani, Moody...'', Angel counted to herself.
She began to make a few more bracelets for her friends. Stitch stood behind Angel and tilted her head in curiosity. Angel seemed to be fiddling with something i
The Clone: Chapter TwoChapter Two: Separate WaysThe Clone: Chapter Two8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Somehow the house seemed emptier without Angel. Lilo didn't notice that everything was different, but of course, she'd never noticed a difference when the little pink creature had been there. Stitch knew that Angel had only been staying with them for a few weeks, but he missed her all the same. And he knew Lilo would never listen if he asked her to get Angel back. After all, it had been Lilo's idea to get his booshibu kicked out of the house in the first place.
In a way, it was nice to have her gone. There was no one hogging the TV, or sleeping in his bed, or destroying his favorite things without a second thought. But there was a hole in his heart that longed for another booshibu. No, not Angel. He hated to admit it, but their "love at first sight" had been centered upon her being physically attractive to Stitch, and her trying to use him to get at Jumba's experiment files.
Stitch sighed. No, not Angel. But where could he find another girl?
why do I suck at titlesJohn Egbert, age 8, February 4th.why do I suck at titles5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He hadn't thought much of him when he first saw him. In fact, he wasn't even aware that it was a person. John just thought it was a bird. But he definitely noticed it was very much a person. The blond landed right in front of him. John stared in awe. The ninja kid only gave him a short look through his shades before continuing on his way to the same elementary school John was headed for.
He smiled to himself and began walking towards school once more. What a cool new kid.
Dave Strider, age 9, March 12th.
God, he only saw him at lunch and recess, but that 3rd grader with buck teeth was so damn adorable. (He wouldn't admit that using cuss words made him feel so much older and mature; he'd say that that is just a thing he did, as a coolkid.) And no, it wasn't Jade. He didn't know his name, But he wanted to. He wanted to protect him from those annoying kids that bullied him all the time, wanted t
Love and Confusion Chapter 12Love and Confusion Chapter 129 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A Private Concert
625 climbed up to the sink and turned on the faucet, as the water ran down and out from the faucet. He put his hands in front of the water, while the water trickled down his palms. He yawned and drowsily began to splash water onto his face in hopes of waking himself up.
He opened his eyes and saw his reflection from the mirror in front of him. He looked scruffy and the fur on his face was damp. The expression on his face was unsure of. It was like he was hiding something deep within his eyes.
He still couldn't get Moody out of his mind not even that wonderful dream.
'' Best friend as an angel...'', 625 spoke softly, to himself.
He splashed more water upon his face and glanced at the mirror once more, that same expression still upon his face. His eyebrows made him looked worried and nervous, his eyes looked puzzled, they still had that unusual secret within them.
He sighed and spoke,'' I know that look; I'm not hiding anything...''
He turned his head down an
You Are...When I see flowers, I think of you.You Are...7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
The same way they bow in the wind
You'd bow for me, taking my arm ever so lightly.
When I see the sky, I think of you.
Your smile as brilliant and white as the clouds
and as radiant as the sun.
When I see the ocean, I think of you.
The endless lapping of waves by the shore
The same way you'd breathe beside me.
When I see the trees, I think of you.
Graceful and pleasant, like your eyes
and the way you would kiss me.
When I see a rainbow, I think of you.
Such beauty, there one minute and gone the next
The same way you left me so soon.
Snowball Fights, chapter 2Please read chapter one first!Snowball Fights, chapter 26 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
LIES, SPIES AND SNOWBALL FIGHTS by SWEETEGGYROLL
Chapter 2: What About Dolphins?
"Don't you just love the wintry air? Brisk, bracing and bitter it makes one want to accomplish one's goals, to fulfill one's destiny."
"How about fulfilling this cup, Brainy?" Eddy shoved a styrofoam cup in front of Double D.
After the rather embarrassing encounter and hasty explanations of "Nothing!" and "No, nothing at all!" the trio turned the ruined snowcone booth to a hot chocolate stand. On a makeshift banner made of a small bed sheet were the words 'HOT! Chocolate! HOT!' in bright red marker, which was hanging across where the wooden sign would have been, had it not become Ed's new front door. Eddy was in charge of handling the money, Double D mixed the drinks, and Ed would constantly run back to his house to reheat water in a tea kettle.
For the first ten minutes or so, the Eds would just hang out, drinking
Love and Confusion Chapter 16Love and Confusion Chapter 169 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Looking For Love
Dargin, Scrap, and 625 walked down the sidewalk. 625 sighed, he wasn't sure if anything could make an impression on Moody ever since the fight. He looked over his shoulder to see Scrap behind him, a large smirk appeared on his face. Dargin muttered some incoherent tanalog words to himself before looking towards his two friends.
'' Well I think we should walk down to my house first. there is something that every love-struck guy should wear.''
625 shook his head,'' I told you I'm not love-struck or anything. By The way, when did you get a house?''
'' I live by the beach. it's nice living nearby it.''
'' Don't you worry about large waves, and other stuff?''
'' Nah! Come on you guys!''
It wasn't long until they approached a small house, that was nearby the beach. 625 hopped once he started walking on the sun heated sand that burned his feet. Scrap did the same as well. Dargin walked on the sand easily and without any movement of discomfort from the heat, while h