Phantom DildoThere's a ghost in my vibrator.Phantom Dildo8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
It turns itself on and off, and sometimes
It gets quite excited and moves itself about on the floor.
It looks like a bleached carrot having a fit.
I wondered if it had something to tell me
Some message from beyond the grave
So I set up an ouiji board to see what it had to say.
It started off gently, as if finding its feet,
And then it started to propel itself toward the letter G.
Funny how it can't do that when it's inside of me.