Freddy Versus Jason V.2Freddy Versus Jason V.211 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
FREDDY VERSUS JASON
[Open on Freddy's boiler room]
Do you know how much I had to bribe them to let me open this movie? Euh. Oh. My reign of terror was legendary, until those pyromaniacal parents showed up without so much as a formal notice of complaint... You know, if you haven't seen my other movies, go buy them, losers, I'm not wasting my breath recapping all this shit. Uh, long story short, I found this thickheaded ape named Jason, and now we cut to a completely unnecessary nude scene. Later.
[Cut to a completely unnecessary nude scene]
Look at my boobies!
Kill her, Jason.
[Walks over, beginning another nude-girl-chase scene through the forest]
[Trips over, then bumps into a tree, then is promptly impaled]
FREDDY (As Mrs. Voorhees)
Wake up, Jason, go kill some brats on Elm Street for your mummy.
[Thinks] I'm cool with that. [Wanders off]
[Cut to Elm Street, 1428, where a bunch of SEXY FEMALE TEENAGERS, Lori, Kia, and some other girl and their