Dear Yaoi Fangirls Dear Yaoi Fangirls,Dear Yaoi Fangirls8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Listen, I need you to do me an enormous favor. Lay off the drugs for just, like, an hour. Yea, I'm talking to you—you with the ominous glitter in your eye! You with the suspicious grin! You with the notepad labeled "Yaoi Fic Ideas!" You with the "SemexSeme is Hot" t-shirt! (Hey… where'd you get that? Just… curious…) Enough already!
Oh, no, I don't mean to dissuade you entirely from writing Yaoi. We all have our dirty little hobbies. I, for instance, Dr. Gregory House, stay up until the wee hours of the morning watching internet porn. My favorite one, actually, has four girls all going at it at once. I believe you call that "Yuri." I also happen to know that, despite what her kind and gentle exterior might make you think, Cameron tortures puppies in her free time. Sickening, isn't it?
All I'm asking is that you stop writing those fanf
Brock/Frying PanBrock/Frying Pan3 years ago in Drama More Like This
This was wrong, he thought to himself. This was wrong, it had always been wrong, and it was not going to become right anytime soon. Maybe he could have blamed growing up with so many hungry male siblings and spending the preponderance of his time around kitchen utensils. Maybe it was the fact that he was the only child in the family with reasonable cooking skills, as his mother burned boiling water and his father had reappeared from his Pokemon journey not days before Brock left Pewter City to travel with Ash and Misty. Or maybe he felt this way because Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny and the rest of the women he pursued never gave him the time of day.
He had no rational explanation for his emotions. He only knew this: Brock Harrison was literally pansexual, for he was in love with his trusty frying and drying pan.
During the day, Brock was easily able to contain his deviant desires. He acted like himself then, chasing beautiful women with voluptuous figures and imposing his gentle phil
Mist: Chapter FourteenHoly crap...I keep getting headaches..and I'm gone ALL the month of July, so hopefully this chapter will get ya through the month without me! I'll be dreaming up all sorts of idea for this story plus others while I'm gone! Hope y'all are having a good summer! ::waves::Mist: Chapter Fourteen9 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
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"Me? You think I helped solve all this?! Zuko did it all on his own free will! That ass even has me under his thumb! I hate it!!" Sokka burst out disregarding his feminine appearance and how feminine he sounded while complaining about the other male.
"Well, that may be true Sokka, but he's done so much to help us as well! You must see that don't you?" Katara asked and looked to her older brother. He wasn't taking any of this as well as he could be. Then again, he was taking it a lot better than the island of Kiyoshi. On
Mist: Chapter ElevenWOW! You guys are so WONDERFUL! ::huggles you all:: but..I'm kinda running out of ideas to do with them...I still have to have Katara, and Aang meet up with them, and Sokka be all, 'IWANTOFFNOW' but then be all 'aieemeltingintozuko'sgrasp....nooooo'. Sooo...I need help y'all! NO LEMONY GOODNESS UNTIL YOU HELP MEEE~EEEE!!!Mist: Chapter Eleven9 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
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"Yes...OUR room. Why? The consort always lives with her...or in your case, his Lord." Zuko replied while pushing open a door that lead down his hallway. The firelight from one of the torches glinted off the metal plaque with the poem that was attached to his door. The inscription really was something to ponder.
"Zuko?" Sokka asked again, forgetting for the moment the strange oddity of sharing rooms.
It was slightly different since he had been using one of the cells of the pris
Mist: Chapter NineHey all. My parents are stupid ((FUCKING HO BAGS)) and they won't let me on the comp more than one hour a day. Sooooo, chapters will be SLOWER in coming out. If you could somehow convince them to stop being FUCKING N00BS I would do more writing...just for you. But, sadly...no one can. I love you all! Just know! IT'S FYRE'S PARENTS FAULT! ::stabs them::Mist: Chapter Nine9 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
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Sokka turned his head in a way that would make normal humans think he was breaking it along the way. It was difficult how a person like Sokka could manage this, and still seem to be the most random person in the world. Since when did he have to be the one bowing to another's will?
"A flower. A bitch. A lover. A wife. And to top it all off...a mother. This CAN NOT get any worse...." whined Sokka from his position.
"Probably not. Although in my case,
Mist: Chapter EightOkay, I can honestly say that kissing is one of the more awkward things to do in life. Maybe I'm just not ready for a relationship...then again, I'm kinda retarded in the way of being intimate, and letting others into my life...::sighs/dies:: ah well, curses you fanfiction! ::writes it::Mist: Chapter Eight9 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
EDIT: AIEEE! randomchild69 and mollysugar from DA drew me GIFT ART FOR THIS STORY! THEY SO KEWL! I WILL</b> take comments and emails and ANYTHING to show them off! IT'S SO FLIPPIN' KEWL!! This chapter is dedicated to you guys! ::clings to you both:: ::winks:: and yes! It has actually WAFF ((Warm And Fuzzy Feelings)) in it! SQUEAL!
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Sokka felt his head start to hurt again, and raised his hand. Sighing, Zuko looked over to the other and stopped his small speech that had been made to help Sokka bette
Mist: Chapter FourWHOOT! I found TWO WHOLE beta readers! I LOVE THEM SO!! HOORAY! I know that two of your lovely reviewers asked if you could beta, but I'm sorry...You used comments as the way to contact me, and I'm going to have to repeat myself....I can only really, and seriously look at beta's if they EMAIL me. It shows that you actually have enough time, and a real want to help me out.Mist: Chapter Four9 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I do REALLY thank you two though. I do! ::clings:: Also, I really would appreciate if ANYONE wants to help me come up with ideas. THOSE I will allow to be comments, because they are just being said. If you want to discuss something with me, you'll have to email me. I don't bite! PROMISE! ::sighs:: thanks so much Sarah! You're the best! >w< and Kigen!? YOU ARE GOD! ::clings both intensely::
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Sokka moaned as he sle
Mist: Chapter SixTEE! You guys are so wonderful for waiting for slow ol' me! ::clings you all:: You guys are so wonderful!Mist: Chapter Six9 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Also, I apologize for my lateness. I'm going through a lot of crap at home, so if you read my DA journal, you should understand. Dare to complain to me, and I will send my legions of bad yaoi, and their fans after you. Roar.
EDIT: My grandmother just died, and all hell has broken loose. My family is in shambles, so I'll try to poke out a chapter as often as I can, but there is a lot of other things that are more important in my life right now. Your encouragement, and support means a lot to me. Thank you all.
SECOND EDIT: My beta reader hasn't talked to me in about a week, so sorry if this chappie sorta sux...::clings:: Anyways, please review!!
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Let Me Be Your Reason-Ch 5Chapter 5:Let Me Be Your Reason-Ch 57 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Dr. Shelley sat in his office, casually glancing at the papers in front of him as the moon light continued to light up the room. He had to stifle a yawn being that it was already well past midnight in the vicinity. The papers he was looking over were actually the files of his new patient Timmy Turner. The files were that of his previous two years at the Asylum and also his school records from the boarding school he had been sent to when he was young.
It was late, but he wanted to learn more about Timmy before the next morning. The files that were written by his previous doctors were all different from each other. Each doctor had a different view about what Timmy's problem was, but at the same time they each had written down the same characteristics and personality changes. They had all written about his dull attitude towards life. One doctor had even gone as far as saying that the boy had no respect for anyone else because he had no respect for life itself.
They had all unde
Mist: Chapter ThirteenSheesh, have I been BUSY. Meh, ah well. Hopefully you guys are still enjoying mai story! WHEE! EDIT: Sorry, I've had my soul repeatedly ripped up and thrown upon the ground recently. I'm trying to hold it together, so please bare with me people...Oh, and I had a car crash...yah, I'm just trying to deal right now.Mist: Chapter Thirteen9 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
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Katara stared exasperatedly at the older man, but hung her head in acceptance. She still didn't know how this was going to work out but at the moment she'd have to go with what they were doing. Sokka was doing so, which had already thrown her for a loop.
"Alright, but I want a good explanation for ALL of this." Katara was exhausted emotionally and physically at the moment.
Aang also seemed to be frozen in place. Such a toll on his poor twelve year old mind would have caused three doz
Hey RatFruits Basket : Kyo x YukiHey Rat8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Kyo swore quietly, setting down the last awkward stack of boxes before rising and rubbing the back of his neck. Its bad enough he had to come to this stupid festival, but just how did he end up volunteering himself for this? Eh, at least this is the last of the boxes. Huh? Kyo frowned upon noticing the vague silhouette through a door, but recognised the form as being Yuki. He grinned to himself. Oh look, it's the Princess…well, I could use some entertainment. Kyo approached quietly, his footfalls barely audible as they padded up towards the figure – which was still dressed in it's gown. He halted a pace away, a patronising smirk rising to his lips.
"Hey Rat-girl-" he cut himself off when he noticed that the other's head was hung low, and that he was trembling slightly. Kyo stood there uncomfortably before stepping forward and tentatively touching the boy on the shoulder.
"…I'm so…so sick of this..." Yuki's slightly wavering voice startle
Moonlight Revalations pt4Chapter 4Moonlight Revalations pt47 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Sokka broke away from Zuko and stood staring at him, lips parted slightly and panting. The look on his face was like the sky, clouds of emotion chasing each other, first anger, then desire, then fear, then lust. Finally a look of amused acceptance settled and he waited patiently for Zuko to explain himself, arms folded.
Zuko for his part was looking remarkably composed for someone who had just almost literally jumped on someone.
Well, that was....nice Sokka ventured, after the silence had stretched seemingly into eternity.
Zuko smiled and nodded. Sokka tried to place a description on how he looked, was it bashful? Confident? Shy?
Yes it was nice. Zuko said with a smile, and he added with a sly smile Hopefully it will be again?
Sokka didnt know what to say, where was the introvert? Zuko had long seemed the kind of person with no feelings, except anger, rage. Here, though, was a burning passion. Sokka had glimpsed that passion upon tast
Mist: Chapter ThreeWhat is wrong with you people!? I NEED A BETA READER! MRR! It's not that hard! :: Here is what you do if you Beta for me!! 1) You will edit for me! 2) You will STAY in CONTACT with me AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE! 3) You will be kind! 4) You will be loving! ((I need luff, and I will luffles you INTENSELY!)) 5) and you will CONTACT ME SOON!Mist: Chapter Three9 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I'm BEGGING anyone out there! I will WORSHIP the ground you walk on if you can help me out! I SUCK AT EDITING! All you will do is take my story over email or something, correct grammar, spelling, and stuff like that. If you want, give ideas and we can work on stories TOGETHER! But, I need one SUPER BADLY! Please! PLEASE! You need to EMAIL ME! I don't respond to reviews because it shows that you don't really care! It's only a passing thought for you! I like it when people give and effort, and give a crap about this! I work hard for you all! :: please! Help me out here!!
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SP- Blue EyesWhen Stans eyes are like that, when he is deep in thought, I imagine that they are seeing far out in space, looking at something which remains invisible to us. Other boys do not see Stans quiet, philosophical, and sensitive ways as something to be proud of.SP- Blue Eyes7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
But I think he is beautiful for it.
Of all his features I would pick his eyes as my favourite. Dazzling blue that reflects the sun one moment, distant gray clouds the next. He rarely shares his thoughts, but when he has the sheer complexity of his mind makes me swoon and bite my lip. When those eyes look at me I feel as if they can see all of me, like I am naked before him.
With such insight hints are unnecessary, and recently Ive found that he doesnt look at me much any more.
I suppose he knows. Thinks me uncommon, obscene.
Still, I am always trying to catch him like that: neck arched, eyes glazed over, staring out into middle space. So peaceful, so far away, out of reach.
Sometimes I wonder what he is looki
That Darn CatThat Darn Cat9 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
That Darn Cat
Kyle swore that it was all the cats fault.
He sat comfortably on Eric Cartmans bed, waiting for said boy to finish up whatever he was doing downstairs in the kitchen. Absentmindedly tugging at a loose string on the comforter, his eyes glazed over in thought.
The sudden disturbance jolted him upright. He glared at Erics cat, Mr. Kitty, who was now rubbing her head against his leg and purring.
You know this is all your fault, right?
Mr. Kitty looked up at him and blinked innocently. Kyle got the distinct feeling that if she were able to grin, it would be all over her furry little face at that statement. Instead, she put a paw on his leg, signifying that she wished to be picked up. Kyle did so, reluctantly allowing her to settle in his lap.
Still your fault he said, scratching her behind the ears.
The only response he got was a contented purr. The Jewish boy lay back against the headboard and sta
Wildfire - Chapter 3Sokka was awoken by the sweet, succulent aroma of something cooking over the fire. He breathed in the new scent, exhaling with a huge smile. Whatever it was, it smelled divine like a gift from the heavens.Wildfire - Chapter 37 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The tribesman rolled over onto his stomach with a sleepy moan, stretching his arms above his head. He rubbed the sleep from his eyes and blinked a few times, his vision soon coming into full focus. With a grunt, he pushed himself upright and sat on his knees. His keen, icy eyes glanced around the cabin for a certain someone, who was obviously absent at the time. A quick play of the ear and a momentary glance outside told him that the storm had cleared. Early morning sun leaked into the cabin through the small windows and cracks in the walls.
This promised to be a wonderful day.
Turning his head to the fire pit, the tribesman crawled over to investigate the source of the intoxicating fragrance that had stirred him from his slumber. Whatever was frying was cut up into favorably th
SP - Dork"And then you press..."SP - Dork8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
God, he's so pretty. His green eyes are sparkling, and his perfect little lips are turned up into a smile as he talks. He flicks his head to the side quickly, moving a crimson lock out of his line of vision. I would squeal, if that weren't totally unacceptable. He's just so freaking cute.
We're in my room, and he's perched in front of my computer. It crashed yesterday, and I got him to come over and fix it. He's droning on about what's wrong with it, and honestly? I couldn't care less. His fingers are resting lightly on the keyboard, and my eyes drift back up to his to let him know I'm listening. But I'm not. Not even a little. I'm practically swooning over how perfect he is. My elbows are up on my computer desk, and my chin is resting on my hands. I'm sure if he looked over at me he could tell that I'm not listening. If he were to just turn those amazingly green eyes a little to the left, to stare deep into my eyes... He could tell...
"Stan? Stan! Stanley Marsh
Prelude: Eien niEien Ni Nakunatta Shunkan…A Moment Lost ForeverPrelude: Eien ni9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Rin came awake abruptly, disoriented and cold, and reached up to soothe the dull, throbbing ache in her temple. Crickets had begun their evening song, proving many long hours had passed since she collapsed on this spot in the early dawn.
Bleary eyed, exhausted, and suffering from injuries too numerous to count, she waited a few seconds for her dizziness to fade before shifting her anxious gaze around the clearing to locate her master. Her eyes quickly passed over and disregarded the snoring form of Jaken, and then traveled across a massive moving shadow that could only be the foraging Aun. Just as she was beginning to feel the first stirrings of panic, the object of her nervous search suddenly came into focus a short distance away.
She could only see his face in profile. His long hair cast surreal shadows on his crimson-marked cheekbones, as
They All Grow Up-CxTThey All Grow Up-CxT7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
They All Grow Up
It was quiet in the small house.
Cosmo was sitting down in his kitchen looking through the window at the grey sky. It was about to rain and he knew it. Soon enough the rain would come, along with maybe lightning and thunder. But none of that mattered. He hand gripped tightly the piece of paper in his hand. It was a simple letter, written by the only person he had ever really loved. He swallowed the lump in his throat and tried to fight off the tears that threatened to fall.
It had been five years since he had last seen his beloved. His perfect godson. His beloved angel...
His beloved had grown up fast. Too fast though...
By the time he was seventeen, he began to realize how little time they had left. He saw his angel cry many times during their last year together. Timmy never wanted to let him go, and neither did he, but they had no choice. The day before his eighteenth birthday came too soon. His heart had been hurting all that day. He had wante
IT'S YOU pt 3The morning started with the smell of badgerfrog wafting through the temple. Sokka opened his eyes expecting to see the face of Zuko close to his. There was nothing.IT'S YOU pt 37 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He sat straight, rubbing the sleep from his eyes. Where could Zuko have gone without waking him?
Sokka got dressed and walked outside, trying and failing to stop a yawn coming on. He hadn't slept too much the night before. He had woken up in the middle of the night and just lay there, watching Zuko sleep. He looked so different asleep, all that tension, anger, passion seemed to fade away and it was just a 16 year old boy in front of Sokka.
When he got to the camp fire he found a crouching Zuko staring vividly into the flames, as if they held the secret of life. On a stick above the fire a number of badgerfrogs were slowly cooking.
"Hey, how came you got up so early?" Sokka asked, placing a hand on Zuko's shoulder.
Zuko looked round and placed his hand over Sokka's.
"I couldn't sleep." He said quietly.
"Did you have nightma
The Changing Tides - PrologueAuthors Notes at bottom of page.The Changing Tides - Prologue7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Disclaimer: I do not, nor will I ever own Horton Hears A Who, and if I ever claim to you may correctly assume I am being sarcastic. Trust me, if I owned Horton Hears A Who there would be a lot less family moments and a lot more slash. But hey, thats just me.
Warnings: This fic is for the pairing Ned/Jojo, so that makes it both slash and incest. If you dislike either, or both, of these things, or the couple in general, then may I direct you to the top left corner of your screen. See that little back arrow? I suggest you press it. I take no further responsibility for any further warping of your minds; I have done my part by simply warning you, its not my fault if your eyeballs turn to pus from reading my fic. Heck, Id find it funny.
Reviews cherished, flames used to roast marshmallows at the next slash fan girls convention.
Note: Okay, a small authors note here. This is just the prologue, so do not assume most of
DiaperTalesEpisode 1, A Cubs point of ViewDiaperTales6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Inside the Terrace of the Comet Observatory, the cubs wake up to another beautiful day.
Majestic: good morning brothers and sisters
Tough Heart: good morning sis
Earth: what a nice sleepy time I had
Silly: when do you think daddy will come and get us?
Majestic: Im not sure Silly Heart
Fuzzy Heart: Me hope he come soon cause me need a diapie change.
Majestic: Im sure hell come soon Fuzzy and if he doesnt, Ill change your diaper.
Fuzzy: thanks big sissy
Just then, Large Heart climbs out of his crib and the other cubs notice there is a bulge in his diaper.
Hey look everyone, Large Heart made a stinky in his diaper Silly Heart laughed. Large Heart blushed.
Well, Im sure you all did the same in your diapers last night he said hiding the bulge with his hands. All the cubs pulled up their blankets and reviled that they had a wet or messy diaper. I speak my point He said proudly as the other
Interesting Nights pt2Chapter 2Interesting Nights pt27 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Zuko began to move his things into Sokkas room that evening. Haru and Toph had spent around an hour digging through all the rubble searching for his things, and they had found most of them, excluding a few items.
He was acting snappy about having to share a room with Sokka, lamenting his bad fortune to everyone within earshot, Sokkas night habits were well known.
In truth though Zuko was glad to share a room with Sokka, in the short time he had been teaching Aang he had developed a grudging admiration for the Water Tribe warriors determination and fighting skills, especially for the fact that he had no bending.
Dinner time came and everyone was seated around the campfire, Aang and Katara talking animatedly about a waterbending technique they had discovered earlier that day, Haru discussing with Toph and how they each learned earthbending, each of them puffing up their own exploits till someone who was listening would be led to believe they had taken on an entire b
Caught red handedCaught Red HandedCaught red handed9 years ago in Humor More Like This
Harry glanced at the band of boys hiding in the bushes with him. This had to be one of the stupidest things he'd ever done, he decided glancing up at the ancient, yet majestic stone structure before him; Malfoy Manor.
"Well, go on." Fred and George said as one, both had decidedly mischievous twin grins on their freckled faced.
"Yeah." Seamus agreed, winking at Dean, "We'll be waiting right here."
"Where it's safe." grumbled the black haired boy.
"Oh, come on Harry, it's not that bad. Just get in, grab something, then get back out. No problem." Ron said encouragingly.
Harry glared at his best friend, "If it's so easy, why don't you do it?" He hissed.
Ron's eyes widened comically, and he began to profusely protest.
The other boys snickered, but Fred spoke up, "I don't think so Harry, you agreed to the dare, you have to do it, alone."
Grumbling, Harry sat down and st