My handwriting sucksMy handwriting sucks3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
My handwriting sucks big time
but right now I gotta pee
or my bladder will explode.
As I'm no mermaid at sea.
I swear I will find a rhyme
if I do it near a tree
or while squatting on the road.
Ode to a lavatory.
What Hetalia Character Should You Be? (Quiz)What Hetalia Character Should You Be? (Quiz)What Hetalia Character Should You Be? (Quiz)2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I know some of us have problems deciding what Hetalia Character we
should be (Me being one of them). Well now I have something to help.
Thank goodness Hetalia has many different characters with different
personalities. When cosplaying, it's important to behave like the
character as well as look like them. This is a quiz to help that.
NOTE: Don't have this quiz effect who you want to cosplay. In my
opinion, you should cosplay anyone you like just to have fun!
Now that the intro is over with, I'll continue onward!
1. Who out of the Hetalia Axis Powers is your favorite?
b. North Italy
2. What personality do you think you can pull of the best?
a. The calm and silent type
b. The bubbly and cheerful type
c. The strong and angry type
d. The obnxious and selfish type
e. The suductive and selfish type
f. The proper and sarcastic type
g. The cheerfully q
210 WAYS TO PISS OFF SASUKE210 WAYS TO PISS OFF SASUKE7 years ago in Humor More Like This
1) Ask him why he turns into a girl in the curse marks 2nd state.
2) Tell him he looks like a cockatoo.
3) When he walks by tell you friends to watch out cuz he might hit you with his purse.
4) Show him sasusaku fanart.
5) Show him sasusaku fanfics.
6) Call him duck ass
7) Point out that the Uchiha symbol looks like a ping-pong paddle.
8) Call him the queen of tomatoes.
9) Ask him why he wears lipstick and when he says he doesnt, refer to the 2nd stage of the curse mark.
10) Send him to a psychiatrist cuz he so emo and wears eyeliner.
11) Ask him if hes the ping pong champion and when he asks
why, say the Uchiha symbol looks like a ping pong paddle.
12) Point out that Orochimaru wants his body.
13) Keep poking him and say Haha from the back your hair
looks like a ducks ass.
14) Bring sai over and tell sai to keep asking him if he has a
15) Laugh at him and call
I Don't Even...Pewdie Parody From JB''Broman''I Don't Even...Pewdie Parody From JB''Broman''3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
I am your Stephano, I'd never let you go
I can guide you places were the Bro won't touch you
Baby, take a lantern or you're very very screwed
I got sword in my hands that I'd really like to swing
Bro, bro, bro, on you
Chillin' by the fire while I'm waiting for you
I don't know about me but I know about you
Pewdie I waited for you, where did you go!?
I'd like to be everything you want
Hey bro, let me help to you
I am your Stephano, always guiding you
Keep you on my arm bro, you'd never be lost
I can be your broman, anything you want
I am your Stephano, I'm always guiding you, I'm always guiding you
Tell me where to go yeah tell me what to do
I could be your G.P.S, and lead you to a room
I would give you brofist yeah, you already know
Imma golden statue like you never seen before
Broman, broman, you could be my broman
You could be my broman until the g-g-game ends
Help you fight a barrel and statues and
Voice goin frenchy on this hoo
NaruSasuko: Rude AwakeningNaruSasuko: Rude Awakening3 years ago in Romance More Like This
NaruSasuko: Rain Will Come
Chapter 1: Rude Awakening
Warning: this is a Naruto Female Sasuke fan fic it will contain sexual content and Inappropriate language
"As a friend ill always be there for you, as a lover ill die for you"
The Rain poured down hard on the rocky floor wind blew the leaves right off the trees.He ran looking for his one and only love the women who stole his heart his clothing ripped up from a battle that could have almost cost him his life exhausted and beat up he continued looking yelling "SASUKO!" until finally finding her. He held her in his arms hugging her under the hard rain. She had been just as beaten up as he was, a brutal battle for the the both of them but finally together the two lovers shared a deep and passionate kiss under the rain holding each other and embracing one another, the two lovers had finally found each other onces again.
Several months earlier - Konoha
The Sun Shined on the v
End to AnimeEyes so wide they swallow the seasEnd to Anime7 years ago in Ballad More Like This
and mouths so small they can't eat anything
This is the breed you've all come to know
in shows like Sailor Moon or the famous Death Note.
I can't help but wonder how they do survive
(beside the fact they're constantly about to die)
because I've noticed something, oh so small--
it's their hands, and they're far too...small (though the people are quite tall).
And don't forget
about the best of the best!
All the girls have very large breasts!
(even bigger than my history teacher's tests!!!!!!)
Now I can see
why so many guys
love these chicks
but their dreams are a lie.
No wonder most guys
are so very fickle
they want anime girls!
But they're in a pickle...
For believe it or not,
Those people aren't real
No matter how many fakies
dA photos do reveal.
Not that anime is a problem
(it's capitlism, people!)
but for all the guys out there...
I'm REAL, and single!
Adventure Time with MLnPG ch9Adventure Time with MLnPG ch93 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
That night was long and grueling. Outside the castle, icy winds howled and rattled windows, snow drifting in streets and settling on rooftops. Gumball would never have made the call to Doctor Prince this late and under this weather if it wasn't a life-threatening emergency. And it was. Within minutes the royal staff had gathered and the collapsed king was rushed to the palace ICU meant to be used only in cases of dire need such as this. No one dared question why it was the prince ran alongside the gurney as it was wheeled into the hospital wing. No one dared question why Gumball paced anxiously outside while Doctor Prince and his medical team assessed the damage to the unconscious young man and did all they could to save his life.
Truly the pink teen was shaken; never did he think that Marshall Lee the Vampire King could possibly be brought to his knees, and yet the deathless royal's life seemed very fragile all of a sudden. It made the candy prince nearly sick with worry an
Pewdie It's Obvious Song ParodyPewdie It's Obvious Song Parody3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
It Makes It Obvious Pewdie (Parody from the Original What Makes You Beautiful)
Don't know what for,
You're turning around when you walk through the corridor,
Always messing up,
And fhaking up,
Being the way that you are is troublesome,
Everyone else in the room can see it,
Everyone else but you,
(Stephano,Mr.Chair, Piggy, Jennifer)
Pewdie it's so obviously noticeable,
The way that you always pass it gets me overwhelmed,
But when you try to figure it out it ain't hard to tell,
Pewdie it's obvious,
If only you saw what I can see,
You'll understand why I'm telling you to look carefully ,
Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe,
You're cheating ,
You don't know it's obvious,
That's what makes it obvious
So c-come on,
Pewdie I am pumped,
I pump it all night,
I put it in my moves,
I don't know why,
You're being shy,
And turn away when I look into your eye eye ey
Sebastian x Reader part 5That morning Sebastian woke Ciel up quickly at the usual time and informed him about you went missing. Ciel was surprisingly concerned. They both knew exactly where you were. The Trancy manor. They rode into the spider's web. You saw them in the window of your room.Sebastian x Reader part 51 year ago in Romance More Like This
"Turn back! Please, turn back!" You screamed frantically.
Your whole body was covered in black and blue and open wounds showed with dry blood. Claude had gotten his pay back for your attempt to escape. You fought back as best as possible only to get double the hurt but it was worth the fight, you managed to inflict a few scratches all over Claude's body.
You saw Sebastian, the man you truly missed and ached to see. You leaned your forehead against the cold glass, closing you (e/c) and opened them knowing they would be okay no matter what.
Suddenly the door opened and you whipped around to see the blonde you hated with passion. You growled slightly at the sight of his evil smile.
"Oh did Claude not get it
NoCo Mamma MiaThis fanfic takes place during Not quite Famous. It is what would have happened if Noah hadnt been so snooty during Dodgeball, and stayed while (I hate doing this) Lindsay got voted off instead. It contains slash, so if you dont like, hit the back button and get on with your life.NoCo Mamma Mia6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Chris had set up some talent show for the next challenge and Trent, DJ, Heather and Bridgette had already gone up. So far, the Gophers were ahead by a longshot. Trent was ahead with his lovesong, DJ had messed up his ribbon act, Heather had caused Gwen to run away in embarrassment, and Bridgette had barfed all over everyone. Cody was up next. He had originally been thinking about Gwen when he came up with his act, but hearing Heather read her diary and inform everyone about her crush on Trent, he thought about how maybe he should just stop pretending to like her and just be true to who he was really crushing on. Sitting next to the empty seat Gwen had left, was Noah, boo
How To Wake Dan Up"He's been sleeping for hours." Alice sighed, a bit worried. "We should wake him up."How To Wake Dan Up7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Runo blew her bangs out of her eyes in a anxious way. "Yeah, but have you seen him when he's grumpy? He'll over-exert his pea-sized brain."
Julie shook her head at Runo, moaning under her breath. "Can't you go five minutes without insulting him?"
Runo stiffled a laugh and shook her head no. Julie rolled her eyes, as she was almost expecting an answer like this.
Marucho was a bit edgy. "We probably should go and wake him up, like Alice said." Alice sent him a thanking nod, and Marucho returned the gesture with a smile.
The group stood up. Shun (Yes, he's there.) lagged behind, being there purely for humor purposes. They climbed the stairs, and then entered Dan's room. "Yuck, it smells like boy."
"It is a boy's room, Runo." Marucho replied, shaking his head as he walked over to Dan, inspecting the scene. He was drooling on his pillow, hugging a stuffed bear, and his blankets were everywhere. "Well, he's
Death Note funniesThe Most Anoying Death Note Moment Ever. Near: I have concluded that you, Light Yagami, are Kira.Death Note funnies7 years ago in Humor More Like This
Light: You are correct, Near, I am Kira! I've been Kira all along!
Near: That is obvious, the fact that you are Kira means that you shall be arrested.
Light: *Laughs his creepy evil laugh* I AM KIRA! KKKKIIIIRRRRAAAA!
Near: *Gets a confused look on his face* Yes, I think that's been cleared....
Light: *Starts foaming at the mouth* KKKKKIIIIIRRRRRAAAAA, KIRA, KIRA! I'M KIRA!
Near: Uh, yes you are Kira......Ryuk would you PLEASE kill Light?
"Dude, Where's My Game?"
Matt: I'm leaving the room, don't throw out my game, ok?
DreamMy shrill cry breaks the silence of night,Dream4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
As I am haunted by memories, that I try most to forget,
Trapped in a fantasy world.
Beads of perspiration take their place above my brow,
And my breath quickens to a frightening speed,
As I recall the painful events of my nightmare.
My mind betrays me as it reminds myself of the events in which I am most ashamed,
Sending me to places of my past,
Eliminating any chance of rest.
I weep as I replay the horridness of my own imagination,
But I make an attempt at slumber,
And once again begin to dream.
Phineas the Vampire Chapter 3 Ferb had just found the first aid box when he heard the thud from upstairs. His first thought is that Phineas must have fallen off the bed, maybe in a fit of coughing, but still, he called Phineas's name out but there was no answer.Phineas the Vampire Chapter 33 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Phineas! You okay up there?!" Again, there was no answer, then a somewhat horrid thought came to mind, and his face became drained of colour. Still clutching the box, he dashed up the stairs, almost falling over in the process, nervous sweat trickling from the side of his face.
"Phineas!" He cried and stumbled up the last step, pausing for breath "Phineas, can you hear me!" The silence was so chilly in the air, Ferb shudder and approached the bedroom door; it felt like ice had suddenly surrounded him. His legs managed to step forward, the door in front of his face, mocking him somehow.
"Phineas.... Are you in there?" Ferb called inside; there was nothin
Transformers prime: Life as a cybertronian pt 1Transformers prime: Life as a cybertronian pt 12 years ago in Settings More Like This
It was a beautiful evening in Jasper, Nevada. The sky was tinted orange and some clouds were passing by. Jack and Arcee were riding back to the autobot base as Jack was seated firmly on Arcee's leather seat and hands gripped her handlebars. He was wearing Arcee's holoform Sadie's helmet. "How you doing back there Jack" Arcee said from her motorcycle body's intercom voice box. "Great, just great. Keep up the speed Arcee" Jack said as Arcee boosted the power to her engine, turning up the speed to 60 mph. The blue motorcycle with pink highlights rode with burning high speed to the base as Jack held on for dear life. He enjoyed the challenge. Jack first met Arcee at his place of part time work, the K.O. burger. When Jack first saw her in her motorcycle form he admired her beautiful design, her handlebars her seat, all before he even knew she was a robot. It was the skirmish with the eradicons that blew the secret and ever since then Arcee and Jack began to fo
Phineas the Vampire Prologue The sky was dark with the mists of dawn hanging in the air; stars still lay in the sky, faded like a stain on a piece of cloth. There were a few lights from the buildings illuminating the dark, empty and lonely streets, streetlights buzzed in the silence and somewhere a dog was barking repeatedly, until a yell was heard and immediately, the eerie silence returned.Phineas the Vampire Prologue3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A gentle breeze blew by the buildings, people were still asleep in their homes, not knowing of the tragedy that had happened, they should be mourning, they should be cheering and celebrating, but no, they would never know of the world that was hidden from their very eyes.
The light seemed to have completely sparked out of Phineas's eyes, he found nothing comforting now, the wind played with his hair gently, the scent of the coming morning was approaching. But none of the joys of life touched his cold, stone heart now. He raised a clawed hand and c
Dubstep"Drop the bass..."Dubstep3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
I'll Always Be There :Ch. 8: Part 1I'll Always Be There :Ch. 8: Part 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter 8: Family Affairs
Several weeks have passed since that night, and Cole and Kira only face three more weeks of school. That and it was nearing Kira's birthday and she could not wait.
"I'm turning six Opmus! I'm turning six!"
Looking from his spot at the stove Optimus chuckled nodding. "I know Kira, you've told me several times."
Prancing around the island table, Kira chimed. "Mommy says that we're having a family reunion tomorrow and a birthday party all at the same time!"
Sounding as though he had no idea Optimus smiled. "Oh really?"
Nodding excitedly Kira squealed. "Yep! And mommy says that if I'm REALLY good, I might get some presents!"
At that moment, Kira squealed even louder and paraded out of the kitchen into the living room.
Watching her leave, Cole looked up with an annoyed, dumbfounded expression. Seeing this, Optimus just chuckled and turned his attention back to the cream of chicken soup simmering on the stove. Hearing the toaster pop up, Optimu
Enceinte ch 12Enceinte ch 123 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Oh Braeburn, darling, look at this one!" The mare waved the tiny jacket in front of her face eagerly for the stallion to evaluate. Giving an approving nod, he walked to the other side of the store to get a better view of it.
"Ah can't believe how tiny it is!" he exclaimed, grabbing one of the sleeves, "And soft!" Rainbow gave an irritated snort at the spectacle in front of her. The two ponies practically dragged her at this store, she felt, and decided this shopping spree was a waste of her time. Many times she begged them to forget this plan and to go home. All she yearned for was the warmth of her bed and her usual adventurous read of the popular book series 'Daring Do'. Although she never quite though about being a mother during her pregnancy, she promised herself that the foal would be exposed to the heroine at an early age. She believed that her baby should grow up with a sense and feel of venture. To her, boredom was the worst possible emotion in all of Equestria and hoped that
"When Nico Met Pedro..." Ch. 4CHAPTER 4: A NEW STAR (PT. 1)"When Nico Met Pedro..." Ch. 44 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Don't hide your talents. They were made for use. What would a sundial in the shade be?"-Oscar Wilde
Nico and Pedro flew for a good ten minutes until reaching their destination. Nico was still trying to hide his excitement and refrain from flipping out. He knew that a wrong motion in midair would cause a collision. But still, he had every right in the world almost to be stoked out of his mind. After all, it was his first time going to a big social setting in Rio; he never went anywhere during his family's first stay years ago. He owes all the shyness that he holds to his parents. They were both never the social butterflies, but when they laid their eyes on each other and had the instant mutual attraction to each other, they both made the decision that they would only step out of their comfort zone when each other's presence. After six years of being together, they sealed their bond as mates and had four children, daughters Yalda and Jasmina and sons Nic
All the glitters are not Gold- chapter 1All the glitters are not Gold- chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
For as long as I couldn't remember, I was always a little shy around him. I didn't know why though, even with my pokemon at my side it seemed to bother me that he was a challenge. I couldn't bring myself to endure the pain of losing, so I never lost, but it was the sheer thrill of knowing that he was indeed a contender. The way he battled was more like a gym leader than just another trainer, and I found myself overwhelmed by the brute force AND strategic moves he would use.
He had dark auburn hair, but reminded me more of fire than anything else. He was lanky, a little broad in the shoulders, and a few inches taller than me. I wasn't daunted by this; a lot of people were taller than mejust as many shorterbut still.
We had encountered countless times on the roads and in the towns of Jhoto . Azalea, Olivine, Goldenrod, and plenty of other places. Each time he had been stronger, more violent, more determined, and just as frightening as the last. I never managed to control my h
One Night at Freddy's 2 teaser 1One Night at Freddy's 2 teaser 14 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Well, it's nice to see you again!" Commented Dipper harshly. He knew that the attic bedroom he stood in wasn't real. He knew it was a dream as those were the only times he came to visit, in his dreams. Dipper wondered if he was real, as in an actual thing that exists or existed, or just part of the nightmares he was frequently having. They started with Dipper only seeing a golden, fluffy and slightly worn down empty bear suit slumped in the corner of his room with white dots for eyes that never left him, then the thing suddenly appeared by Mabel's bead and brutally executed her while all he could do was watch, then he woke up, screaming, but now this thing always visited him whenever he slept, or when he passed out at random, just so he and the Marionette could have a little one-to-one talk. He hadn't told a soul about this, not even Mabel. He didn't know what would happen. At least it couldn't read his mind, hopefully.
"I don't appreciate this tone, Dipper!" Repl
Enceinte ch 6Enceinte ch 63 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Summary: After hearing unexpected news, a pregnant Rainbow Dash must repair broken amends and grow as a friend, a mare, and a mother.
One more time Rainbow told herself as she inhaled deeply. Feeling pressure on her back, she flinched each time the zipper emitted an unusual sound from its journey to the neckline of the jumpsuit. Finally, the assistant announced that she had completed her task and stepped back with the other CEOs along with the Wonderbolt's manager, Top Boss.
"It's a little snug," Savvy Sarah commented raising her eyebrow and turning to Top Boss, "Did we receive the right measurements?"
"I checked with my secretary and he said yes," he answered, patting down his moist forehead with a handkerchief.
"Hm, well I guess then it's a mistake on our part," Pinstripe interjected, "After all, these are the trial suits. We'll have to talk to our tailors about that."
"Boy, is it me or is it getting hot," Rainbow exclaimed, tugging at the turtleneck. She said her statement partially
Imma Bee Ch. 10******Imma Bee Ch. 102 years ago in Settings More Like This
Imma Bee Ch. 10
The world around him came back in a haze. His processor was running at a sluggish pace as he tried to register where he was and what had happened. He remembered tracking down Bumblebee’s last known location the night he first disappeared. He could recall finding very faint grooves in the dirt that indicated that the minibot had been dragged in a direction before being air lifted. That direction had led him towards the bay area where several fishing and cargo ships were docked. In the distance he had been able to make out an island and guessed that it was the mysterious Dino-bot Island. The guess was given added weight when he had spotted a rather menacing looking figure flying from the proximity of the island. He went to the island to confirm his suspicion and found what he had hoped only to…
“How nice of the Elite Guard to stop by.” At the sound of that voice, the elite guard remembered what had happened and forced an instant reboot. He