Toilet HumourThere is something to be said for graffiti found in toilet cubicles. And I mean real toilet graffiti, not just the uninspired tags that rebellious teenagers scribble across walls. Real graffiti that has absolutely no artistic merit (that stuff is saved for the bus interchanges), and is usually witty. Mostly wryly-observed commentary about today's social standards.Toilet Humour9 years ago in General More Like This
That, or toilet humour. But it's understandable.
To tell you the truth, though, I think graffiti has been going downhill since the '80s. Oh, sure, street art has flourished, but it seems nowadays that people are quite happy to bitch about the world's problems in public, instead of saving them for a quiet moment in the public loo with a permanent marker.
But, if we're being serious here for a moment, it's rather pathetic the obsession I have with graffiti in public toilets. I'm a 20-something who thinks that toilet humour is funny. I don't actually vandalise myself (I'm much too respectable for that) but the witticism
The Deviant's DictionaryThe Deviant's Dictionary11 years ago in Humor More Like This
$- A title that commands respect, such as "Sir," "Duke," or "Bass Master." Also: ', @, ^, #, %, and +
Adoptee- A subspecies of deviant, which attach themselves to larger predators, much like remoras or temporary tattoos.
Anime- One of the most thriving, fastest-growing religions in the world today.
Avatar- The tiny, tiny window in the computer screen, though which a deviant may look at the outside world.
Community- A safe haven where like minds can gather, free from the prying and oppressive eyes of the outside world, to talk about how sexy Jack Sparrow is.
Constructive criticism- Any comment that does not involve the words "dood," "teh," "poop" or "gay." Any replies made to constructive criticism will contain all four.
Dark Art- Pictures of various pale women with too much eye makeup. May or may not be bleeding from somewhere.
Deviant- Once thought to exist only in myth, the wild deviant has recently been found thriving in variou
Pony-Tales! LyricsPony-Tales! Lyrics3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Life is like a party here in pony-ville
Race-ponies, magic, pegasus - it's a pony-blur
We might solve a problem or go see Bonbon
Tales of Daring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo
D-d-d-danger, watch behind you - there's a vilain out to find you
What to do? Just grab onto some Pony-Tales, oo-oo!
Not girly-tails but manly-tails. Oh, Pony-Tales, oo-oo!
When it seems they're headed for the final curtain
the Sonic-RainBoom never fails, that's for certain
The worst of messes become successes!
Tales of Daring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo
Not girly-tails but manly-tails. Oh, Pony-Tales, oo-oo!
The Laughter of DucksThe Laughter of Ducks9 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
fisherman and son
catching nothing but minnows
and the laughter of ducks
blowing shit up for dummiesblowing shit up for dummies6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
So you want to blow something up- wether it's a spur of the moment decision, or a life long dream, we're all working towards a similar goal. This book will help teach you the delicate art of destruction using many different medias, such as fireworks, matches, dynamite, clay, potassium chlorate, combustive atoms of any type, any form of antimatter, and much more!
Chapter 1: Explosions
There are many types of explosions, each having their own category of explosives. Using the right explosives is extremely important- you wouldn't want to use an atomic bomb to blow up your school, would you? No, you'd definitely want something more powerful. Here are the categories:
Small explosions: Little explosions for jokes, fun, and the occasional assassination. Nice and subtle.
- Mento's and Coke
- fire crackers
- lighter and a fat guy who just ate at Taco Bell*
- an explosive tag
*(Very useful media, and comes in all sizes.)
Medium explosions: Your average ex
Deidara's Story Ch.2Chapter 2: "Art is a blast, un... But I wish my life was, too."Deidara's Story Ch.27 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was clear to Deidara that his own father killed his beloved mother, the only parent that truly ever loved him.
Deep in thought again, Deidara reached into the bubble water that he couldn't really see through, he accidentally grabbed the blade of a knife which caused him a gash right over the mouth on his hand.
He silently cussed to himself and nursed it, then finished up all of the dishes. He went into his small room, which was the only place he'd ever felt safe in.
And damn, it was hot. His room was too stuffy for the hot night so he took off his black t-shirt and his rock village nin head protector.
He climbed out his room through the window and onto the roof. There he was, doing what he loved most... Making the art, the art of explosions.
He sat there, gazing into the beauful, starry night as he reched into the bag that held C-1 explosive clay in it and made a tiny bird sculpture.
Everything about the sculpture was p
PinkieDash. Empty Without You.Pinkie/Dash: Empty Without You. All MLP FIM characters belong to Lauren Faust.PinkieDash. Empty Without You.4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
(I was inspired to write this, by the AMV Rainbow Dash x Pinkie Pie All the Things She said. As well as the fanfic 'The Party Never Ended.' Each owned by their respective authors, if my fanfic isn't very good or seems similar to them, it's not deliberate, please be nice as this is my first ever fan fiction, and was written when I was meant to be studying. )
The party was wrapping up, food was being scraped off plates into rubbish bins, empty sarsaparilla bottles and paper cupcake holders were picked up and disposed of. The guests slowly trotted out of the front door, shouting their goodbyes to their friends and congratulating Pinkie on yet another brilliant party. Pinkie held the door open with a brilliant smile, every bit the perfect party host, until at last the final guest, Twilight, trotted out of the front door and turned to the pink pony holding it.
"Great party Pinkie! A shame Rainbow Dash didn't turn
Anarchy and democracyAnarchyAnarchy and democracy9 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
Anarchy: a political system with no hierarchy, that is, no-one has any greater power than anyone else, and consequently no-one oppresses anyone else.
For some reason, people think this means chaos, confusion, and probably a lot of violence. Nothing could be further from the truth: violence is an extreme example of someone oppressing someone else, of exhibiting their greater power. Chaos and confusion? Maybe, if that can exist without violence and oppression!
Anarchy as thus defined might not work, of course, but that's a different question – and without trying it, it's very hard to know whether it would work or not.
Whether democracy works is another question. It's arguable that democracy has never really been tried, either, but insofar as it has been tried, it doesn't seem to work very well. It certainly seems to produce a lot of that chaos and confusion that people associate with their idea of what anarchy is – and a lot of violence, too.
War: Battle for Meekrob - Ch 1War: Battle for Meekrob - Ch 14 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
War: Battle For Meekrob
Chapter 1 - Pregnant
On nights like this, stars glimmer in the clear Earth sky, so beautiful, it has never been this dark and yet lite.
Years ago, almost 5, Zim, an ex-invader from Planet Irk, was banish to Earth.
His mission's truth, to invade Earth, was thrown in his face. It was all a lie, nothing could compare to Zim's devistation and anger.
A year later, Tak returned to Earth, hoping to take Earth from Zim. Zim showed no signs of caring. This disturbed Tak, she expected a fight, for she was prepared. He didn't put out, he instead sat back and watched.
Tak, confused and for no reason, seemed concerned.
When asked, Zim told Tak about how the Tallests snapped at him, reveiling the fact that his mission was a lie. Tak wasn't exactly surprised, she already knew.
Tak forgot about HER mission, instead, without really knowing, she spent time with Zim, talking, causeing highway crashes. WITH ZIM!
She swore she hated him. Same for Zim, he was confused as always, alth
TDI 2: Chapter 30(Recap by Chris Mclean.)TDI 2: Chapter 306 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Last time, on Total Drama Island, our former Killer Bass and Screaming Gopher teams took part in the final team challenge before the merge. They were forced to scale the 1,000 foot cliff and it was awesome! Bridgette surprised everyone by making it to the top of the cliff and Tyler wiped out bad! (Thanks to yours truly.) However, Gabe got on my case about it and I forgot about his knee brace, which led to Gabe not taking part in the challenge. Surprisingly, his entire team was understanding! What a disappointment! In the end, the Killer Bass finally won, with only one person who failed to complete the challenge and the Gophers sent bad boy Duncan packing. Now that the teams are dissolved, can Gabe manage to avoid getting voted off? Or will his knee injury finally do him in? Find out now on Total Drama Island!" (end recap. Cue theme so
ASk DNA - Cap 1ASk DNA - Cap 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
El mundo en el que vivimos, ya no es el mismo. Actualmente, el planeta Tierra es considerado el sumidero de especies alienígenas y sobrenaturales más grande del universo. Nadie vio venir esta nueva era, en donde las leyendas caminan bajo el mismo cielo que los humanos.
Simplemente sucedió. No fue un cambio pacifico y mucho menos bien recibido, pero finalmente la humanidad debió ceder terreno para las criaturas míticas que ya no tenían a donde ir en estos tiempos modernos, debido a la destrucción parcial del planeta provocada por la misma humanidad.
Aunque este cambio fue prácticamente radical, la humanidad no quiso dejar de ser frívola ante estas circunstancias. Tal vez lo eran para mantener las apariencias, guardando la loca idea de que los humanos seguían siendo la especie dominante. Así comenzaron a surgir nuevos partidos políticos, instituciones gubernamentales y grupos de interés.
Era más que sabido que algunos
Adventure Time with MLnPG ch3Adventure Time with MLnPG ch34 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A day passed with little activity, the normal routine of the land off Aaa passing along with little notice. The prince had made good by his word and had ridden Lord Monochromicorn to see his friend, still slightly sore and worn out from the long night out. The animals hung around together for a time while Prince Gumball caught up with his friend, Fionna. He explained the little adventure he'd had with the undead bassist and how he was curious about the vampire's behavior. Fionna was still under the weather but only offered advice, assuring the prince that he didn't know enough about Marshall Lee to have a proper understanding of the night-walker. The candy man took this to heart as they finally departed to return home, where he spent the rest of the day carrying out his normal orders. The issue of the next celebration came up, and he was left to design the theme and reasoning as he retired to his room shortly after supper.
He climbed the stairwell with his clipboard and pen
ASk DNA -Cap 5--La próxima cuadrilla saldrá a las cero trescientas horas- Dice un joven de piel morena, vestido con un uniforme negro, compuesto por un chaleco antibalas con la palabra SWAT escritas en este. Era bien parecido y a pesar de los años que llevaba encima, lucia mucho más joven que su interlocutor.ASk DNA -Cap 5-5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
-¡Rayos! ¿Acaso estos bichos verdes nunca duermen?- El otro era un hombre de piel tan pálida que parecía un fantasma. Bill sentía que los años se le venían encima. Detestaba que el mundo hubiera sido invadido por irkens, y detestaba aún más que sean alienígenas. A él siempre le habían pasado cosas raras desde pequeño, y pensó que si se dedicaba toda su vida a encubrir los casos paranormales reales con sandeces y charlatanería de estafadores o lunáticos, nadie saldría lastimado.
"Si uno no conoce, no busca. Y si uno no busca, no encuentra".
Proteger a las personas comunes del conocimiento en e
Crushed HaikuI am feeling crushedCrushed Haiku9 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
like a bed spring caught beneath
a very fat man
Congratulations Rainbow Dash, You're the new SpikeCongratulations Rainbow Dash, You're the new Spike3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Rainbow dash had gotten up surprisingly early that day. She usually stayed in bed for several hours after sunrise, but today she had a big reason for getting up before the sun even rose.
"Omigosh omigosh OMIGOSH!! It's almost time... OH COME ON!!!"
Finally, the door to the library opened, and Twilight Sparkle walked out.
"Oh, hello Rainbow-"
"TWILIGHT!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR HOURS!!!"
"Uh, seriously?" The knowledgeable unicorn was quite surprised. "You do realize the library isn't open 'till 8:30 AM, right?"
"Yeah, but I could barely sleep last night, knowing that the newest Daring Do book is coming out today, and I'm so excited!!!" squealed the excited pegasus.
"Oh, that's right!" said Twilight. "Come in, Rai-"
Before Twilight could even finish her phrase, Rainbow Dash zoomed right in, throwing Twilight off her feet and almost crashing into Spike, who shouted "Watch where you're going!" at her.
"Daring Do and the Purple Dragon's Curse!" The young Daring Do fanatic laugh
The Jubilant CelloThe Jubilant Cello4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Pish-Posh-Tilly-Wosh, I bid you good day and hello.
Why do I sing? Why look at me strange?
For I am a jubilant cello.
I pluck at my heart and sing from my soul, my strings are a magical thing.
I dance and I hop, I skip and I ought cause I am a jubilant cello.
This world is so full of strangers who know-
Nothing about you its-so-very-sad,
But If you just pluck at their heart strings like soooo...
Their friendship is bound to be had.
Hish-Cosh-Oh-My-Gosh, I forgot I am wearing a suit!
I'm late for my meeting but I'll keep on singing cause cellos don't give half a hoot!
30 DAY PHOTO CHALLENGE30 DAY PHOTO CHALLENGE4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Day 01 - A picture of yourself
Day 02 - A picture of what you wore today
Day 03 - A picture of what you did today
Day 04 - A picture of where you went today
Day 05 - A picture of your morning
Day 06 - A picture that inspires you
Day 07 - A picture that makes you cry
Day 08 - A picture of yourself
Day 09 - A picture of what you had for lunch
Day 10 - A picture of what you like to do
Day 11 - A picture of your favorite drink
Day 12 - A picture of your favorite food
Day 13 - A picture of your friends
Day 14 - A picture of your favorite teacher(s)
Day 15 - A picture of yourself
Day 16 - A picture of your dream cell phone
Day 17 - A picture of your mp3 player
Day 18 - A picture of your room
Day 19 - A picture of your favorite musical instrument(s)
Day 20 - A picture of where you want to honeymoon
Day 21 - A picture that makes you think of your loved one
Day 22 - A picture of yourself
Day 23 - A picture that describes your life
Day 24 - A picture of what you did today
Day 25 - A picture that
Do You Believe In Angels?A large mirror hung from the bathroom wall, above the sinks. There was a basket in the center of the counter, in which was a variety of hair ties, brushes, and combs of many shapes and sizes. Amy rummaged through it and came up with a catch that she chose to throw back, and cast the line again until she came up with a rounded purple brush which she took to her wet hair with great effect. She didn't have to do too much. Her hair was relatively short and not all that curly.Do You Believe In Angels?9 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
She sighed as she set down the brush and reached for the blow-drier, rolling her vibrant green eyes to the sky as she went to plug it in. As she dried her hair, she kept one arm free to hold her towel up, though she wasn't sure why. No one else was home. She supposed it was the principal of the thing. Her tangerine hair flew up in random directions as the drier passed around her head, then fell flat again as she switched the power off. She tried to unplug the drier and resume brushing her hair at the same time, and, a
The Burden- Chapter 1The Burden- Chapter 110 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
The elderly man paced to and fro before his old oak desk, occasionally glancing at the small, ornamental gold chest glinting sickly green in the candle light.
He paced his study, uneasy in the dim light, treading a path side to side between the large bay windows and his desk.
He stopped, slowly reached out a hand and placed it on the chest.
There was a rap at the study door. All he did was flinch slightly, but he berated himself even for that.
He took a deep breath, made his face expressionless and strolled confidently to open the door.
"Please, do come in," his voice was courteous and controlled.
The servant in the corridor darted a last nervous glance at the visitor, and departed swiftly. The figure cloaked in shadow stepped into the candlelight, and bowed slightly.
The elderly man let out a breath he had not realised he was holding. This man seemed normal but on closer inspection he noticed the odd feline quality of the face. Was this a man, a woman, or something else?
Friday"It's friday! Friday! Gonna get down on friday!" Tobi sang.Friday4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
He immediately got attacked by everyone within a 1km radius. After getting beaten up, Tobi was sad. And bloody. Thus he proceeded to teleport home. Upon reaching, he searched high and low for Deidara.(Who was cleverly hiding underneath the dining table.)
"Where are you senpai? I need to tell you what happened to me~!" Tobi whined.
Todi stood on the dining table and started screaming for Deidara. "I WANT MY SENPAI NOW!!!" he yelled while jumping on the table.
When Deidara couldn't take it anymore, he crawled and slapped Tobi.
"Yay! Senpai's hehr!" Tobi said gleefully.
"What. Do. You. Want?!" Deidara screeched rather scornfully.
Tobi dragged Deidara by his lovely ponytail to the living room. Tobi plonked himself on his favourite beanbag, which was tastefully decorated with the Akatsuki logo and dango. And, it smelled of mango. Fuming, Deidara sat down in his chair. It was heavily cushioned and decorated with the logo
Sakura's Weight Gain ProblemThis story was inspired by a picture of yours, CulturalTaboo.Sakura's Weight Gain Problem7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I do not own Naruto.
Sakuras Weight Gain Problem
A sixteen year-old Haruno Sakura struggled to tighten a belt around her waist. This belt could hide my gain last week, she thought, but not this week. Eventually she gave up and let her enlarged stomach hang down. How did this happen so quickly? she wondered. Sakuras mind drifted back over the last few weeks to when this dilemma began.
Later, Sakura-chan! Naruto called as he ran off with Lee, Chouji, and Neji.
Good-bye, Naruto! Sakura called back. After her blonde friend had passed from her sight, she ran for the Hokage tower. Tsunade-sama! she yelled as she burst through the door.
I already know, Sakura. her sensei responded placidly. You want to know wh
11. Memory"Katie, Katie! Come on, you're slow."11. Memory8 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I'm coming! Wait up, you have longer legs then me!"
"Well you're just short!"
Katie finally caught up to her older brother, who had somewhat dark brown hair. Though his eyes were a dark orange. Katie's hair was bright orange, with her eyes the orangest of all oranges. Of course, she was short for her age. She always said she would someday be taller then her brother, but she knew that wasn't true. She was just cursed with shortness. Katie was smiling, panting from running. "H-Hey...Kitale, why aren't you at work...?" Katie asked, her young voice alittle bit squeeky. Her older brother just smiled, "Mom and dad are gone for today, at work. So I have to babysit you." Kitale explain, grinning. Katie blushed, "You make it sound that babysitting me is bad!"
"Haha! It is! You've gotten used to all my pranks. I could never fool you again. And you're just a kid." Kitale laughed, patting her head. Katie's hair was up in pigtails, like they were everyday.
The Life of AnimationThe Life of Animation6 years ago in Historical More Like This
"If this business was easy, it would be a sin."
-Hayao Miyazaki, Animerica Magazine. 1993
Animation is the youngest medium of art that mankind has created. Spanning barely over one hundred years, its history is as rich and dramatic as any other. Starting as the simple idea of an illusion of moving art by a couple clever innovators at Edison's film company in the early 1900's, it soon boomed into a mega-corporate commercial venture that employed thousands and captivated millions only decades later. It spread outside of America and took many different forms in many different countries and cultures. Today, the face of animation is very different than it ever was. Computers, corporate chokeholds and the death of the innovators of animation has left a doubtful future for the preservation of animation's defining age.
The 1910's saw the rise of animation as a serious medium and the first studios began to appear in the United States. Winsor McCay, a masterful draftsman and artist, had