HP- Questions of SlytherinsRandom Slytherin Student: *raises their hand in Potions class*HP- Questions of Slytherins6 years ago in Humor More Like This
Snape: ... *looks up from his desk* ....Yes...Rachel?
Rachel: o3o Professor Snape, I believe I have discovered the solution to making your life more alive and cheerful.
Snape: ..... And that would be?
Rachel: Professor Snape, I am going to ask you a very serious question and I need you to answer it truthfully regardless the number of students in this class.
37 Ways to annoy the Dark Lord1. Play Got Your Nose37 Ways to annoy the Dark Lord7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
2. Make him watch 'Full Metal Alchemis' and elbow him when they mention the Philoshpers stone.
3. Pick your teeth with his wand, then blame it on someone else
4. Give him a years pass to a tanning salon
5. Tell him black and drappy is SOOO las year and that bright colors and polka dots are in style
6. Leave rhine plasty brochures instrategicly around the house
7. Make him try Mr. Photato head noses.
8. Tell him how book 7 ends
9. Ask him to smell the milk and if it smells bad
10. Tell him if he is SO obbessed with Harry Potter why not marry him
11. When out shopping drag him into a wig store and insist he try on EVERY one and then tell him the ginger hair curly one looks the best.
12. Use the Michel Jackson excuse everytime one of your friends ask why Voldemort has no nose
13. Give him those Harry Potter action figures for his birthday
14. Invite the Malfoy's over for dinner and stare at Lucuis' hair then turn to Voldemort and say "Why can't you grow out like that