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You have to give a lot of credit to missionaries serving in 3rd world countries

If you don't get it and really want to understand this religious joke, just leave a comment asking for the explination and i will ablige

The real bible bashing is a lot more violent than that.

I made this about a week ago or so. It's based off of an expirience my dad had in France many times!
In fact one humorous story is one Elder was so tired that while he was saying the prayer he dozed off and began to order a hamburger and fries. So yeah another Mormon thingie. I do this because I rarely see funny cartoons about us, the others are usually stupid.

You know how those ladies in the bikini's jump out of the cake sometimes......well for a missionary that would be bad! They live like monks for two years only they get out more. So this is another one of those Mormon (Latter Day Saint) jokes so some-a-ya'll might not get it.
I drew this for my friend on a mission, he comes home in October, he's excited. I keep him in touch with the Mormon version of carnal mindedness. Meaning not a Charlie church or a peter preisthood or a Molly Mormon. Or otherwise not a orthodox Mormon.

LOL I mean "against the world" in that these missionaries and us LDS peeps (aka "Mormons") are against worldly things like pornography, pre-maritial sex, stealing, caffeine etc. We have a little phrase that goes: "You should be in the world but not of the world"

Yup ^_^ I'M MORMON AND PROUD OF IT!! So no need to send silly little hate-notes (with colorful language) because it won't make a dent! ^_^ All questions are welcome! ^_^
(lol see edit down below for better clarification)

Man, I HATE my stupit eraser for killing this piccy >_< My eraser's been doing that lately because it's all black from doin' that uber big self portrait thingy with LOTS of charcoal (my poor eraser's still recovering )

/Edit: Maybe I should've phrased the guy's speech bubble differently. One can easily misread it to mean something else.

/Edit again: Should've been "Elder" Warner, not "Brother"!

/Edit YET again (March 19th 2011): Its been a few years since this has been posted and as cute as the little missionaries are and how peppy the mormon-ness is, I feel the text may misrepresent the Gospel. There's a common misconception that mormons think they're better than everyone else (I was worried people would misread "we've got souls to save"). Or if you're mormon and you're looking down on other LDS members who don't follow the standards "as well" as you do. For those who DO think they're better than everyone else... you need to swallow your pride, get your nose out of that Book of Mormon, and start serving others. Some Christian you are if you can't even follow God's commandment to love one another :/

The POINT of the Church is for people to be happy. God's plan is also called the Plan of Happiness. And missionaries are there to spread the good news and introduce a brand of "happy" that a lot of the world doesn't comprehend. We're weird, yeah. But some of the ways we're weird have saved me from a lot of regret and sorrow and replaced it with happiness and peace of mind. I'm eternally thankful for that.

Also, in better clarification of the statement: it's us (all people, not just mormons) against Satan (aka unhappiness, "the World"). We're NOT enemies of other people. That would be contradictory to Christ's commandment to love and serve others. The more you serve others, the more you'll love them, and the happier everyone will be.

Also, my original artist comment is embarrassing (all those smilies) lol. Honestly, I'd never gotten any REAL hate-mail before. I've seen some anti-mormon content on dA a few times (which hurts a lot, yes), but thankfully most people have been courteous enough not to flame me personally. So, thank you!

Anyways, this edit is a bit wordy, but for those who see this in the future, I think this better represents my CURRENT thoughts than the dumb artist's comment I had before. Except for the part that says I'm proud to be Mormon I love God and I love the Church!

This was a request from Heartiful. She request a comical picture of her OC (original Character) named sarah described as the pretty 22 year old daughter of Beckett who wears a admireal uniform. If it was just a portrait type picture it would have been one frame but since she said comical I had to take it to the next level and this is what I came up with.

Ahm just messing with you, Jessa ^_^ I wouldn't do that to you!

For ~jessathegreat's contest ^_^
'Tis a quickie but I couldn't resist lol
I had to use a stinkin' camera because I don't have a scanner handy XP

It's funny all the different exclaimations you get when people find out your LDS...
For example, one time I was on IMVU trying to chat with this one random guy but he was asking me odd questions about "things you do in your freetime" (lets just say they were definately not G-rated >_O). It got rather annoying so I told him I was mormon so that he'd keep his language clean and "......" *POOF!* he was gone! Magic powahs, I think. ^_^

btw I only added the labels for the sake of those who wouldn't understand what's going on.

lol I just realized how dull my wardrobe is ... and how incorrectly I colored her jeans and shoes... Ah well... >_>

Okay this is a bit of a stretch. Tell me honestly, do you really get it? If you don't I understand, cause neither did my mom or brother.

For those of you who do get it, I grovel at your feet. For those of you who don't this is the translation (not that your stpuid or something this is just a weird one)
Davy Jones died and went to the locker and to get out he just took some stairs as easy as 1-2-3 and Jack and his friends went to all that trouble just to get out with the boat flipping. Comprende?