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Yes, it is true! You can counter calories by blessing it to nourish and strengthen you instead!! Conditions and fees may apply. ;)
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If you don't get it and really want to understand this religious joke, just leave a comment asking for the explination and i will ablige
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I made this about a week ago or so. It's based off of an expirience my dad had in France many times!
In fact one humorous story is one Elder was so tired that while he was saying the prayer he dozed off and began to order a hamburger and fries. So yeah another Mormon thingie. I do this because I rarely see funny cartoons about us, the others are usually stupid.
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The real bible bashing is a lot more violent than that.
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You have to give a lot of credit to missionaries serving in 3rd world countries
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Haven't done a Mormon joke for a bit. So here yah go!

Okay, my mom didn't get it so just in case no one else does either here is a 'duh' translation:
He's making a snow angel but since he's a missionary he's calling it a 'missionary angel' but it just so happens nearby is an actual angel guarding the missionaries who thinks they are talking about him.

pa-dum-pish. B|
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Found some really old mormon jokes I sill hadn't posted. I made these back in the days when my only coloring program was ms paint. But this is something many poor and unfortunate missionaries have had to expirience in one way or another- in my dad's case it was raw cow kidneys oozing urine....he tried to feed it to the dog but even the dog wouldn't eat it. This was while he was serving in France.
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Ya, so it's a little late. But really, it doesnt have to be Christmas to see thest things. I think most people will need me to explain. Most of these are Mormon jokes, so I LOVE them :aww:

Umm... sorry about my crap-for-crap drawings. I was rushed to finish them soon.



12 NEW WALMARTS:
Ya, there have been a lot of new Wal Marts lately. (I'm so mean to that squirrel...)

11 SISTERS QUILTING:
In the Mormon church, all the women are called sisters. It's stereotipical that Mormons make quilts, but it's true (I think I only have one blanket that's not home made ^^;)

10 PERCENT TITHING:
10% of what we made we give to the church, sortta like the Catholic collecting plate, I think.

9 CLOSED OFFRAMPS:
There was a lot of construction going on, especially a few years ago, and a lot of offramps were closed.

8 SPECIAL SPIRITS:
Usually the person you merry or want to merry is that special spirit.

7 BOMBING SEAGULLS:
No kidding, they are all over the place.

6 KIDS AND COUNTING:
It's a fact. Mormons just have big families. Deal with it.

5 OH MY HECKS:
Mormons don't cuss, and this is one of the popular replacement curses.

4 ORANGE BARRELS:
Dude! These are practically the state tree! They are EVERYWHERE! (ya, thats why the squirrel is in it, cause I was thinking about how it's "a tree"... sorry it's so lame)

3 JELLO SALADS:
You cant have a feast without jello salad. It's just not natural. (umm... dont ask me why he's in the jello. I really dont know)

2 BIKING ELDERS:
A lot of missionaries, people who spread the gospel, ride bikes around. The men are called Elders, and it's really easy to spot them because no other guy in a white shirt and tie ride their bikes in twos.

POPCORN POPPING ON THE APRICOT TREE:
From when you are a kid to the age of 12 you are in a program calles Primary for sunday school. You learn a lot of songs in Primary, but the most popular is "Popcorn Popping on the Apricot Tree." There are even fun hand motions to go with the song :aww:


Umm... MORMON PRIDE!!!
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Kids will be kids. of course when the parent has walked several thousands miles as apposed to driving several thousand miles one could imagine one's patience might be a tad shorter.

Once again this has been dug up from ancient files back in the days of MS Paint.
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Just because Iím a Mormon
Iím not gay
Iím not anti-opinionated
Iím not a suck-up.

Just because Iím a Mormon
Donít discriminate against me
Donít expect me to be perfect
Donít think Iím stuck-up.

Just because Iím a Mormon
Donít judge my church by my actions
Donít think Iím arrogant
Donít think I have no freedoms.

Just because Iím a Mormon
Iím not confined
Iím not conformed
Iím not going to condemn you.

Just because Iím a Mormon
Donít think Iím oblivious
Iím not all flowers and sunshine
Donít think Iím prejudiced.

Just because Iím a Mormon-
Treat me like a Christian would.
Another assignment for school. It had to have a fixed format.
What inspired this one was a conversation I had over heard at school. Two kids had talked about Mormons and some of the things thay said just made me irritated. So I got my frustration out on paper.
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