Harpo SpeaksHarpo Speaks8 years ago in Philosophy & Perspectives More Like This
Carruthers had half a face. He actually had a whole face, but the bottom half was so magnificently beautiful – perfectly dimpled chin with just a hint of stubble, lean lips curling to reveal straight, white teeth, and skin so creamy you could dip strawberries in it – that everybody just forgot what the top half looked like. His forehead (probably quite charming too, if left to its own devices) faded from memory, his nose lost in the glow of that breathtaking zero-point-five of a visage. Not that it bothered Carruthers especially. He just enjoyed being admired.
And admired he was. He was the only man I ever knew to get seedy remarks thrown his way by builders, and Carruthers would wave back at them, generously offering a smile.
things you never hear L say?god, i'm f-ing tired.things you never hear L say?7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
mogi-san, would you mind just rolling me to the other computer? i don't feel like getting up and i'm sick of Light's profile....
if misa sat like this she'd show off her panties better *stares at misa*
i feel like dancing.
i used to be fat, you know.
:: gummy bears...!!
pull my finger.
Takada-saaaannn :: come sit with me and Light-kun!
if i see another fcking strawberry on my plate, i'm gonna bang my head on this tabletop.
can we move the cameras to see under misa's skirt?
$10 Light's not wearing underwear today.
...i hate marshmallows. i saw that scene in sherlock holmes. ::shudders::
has anyone seen my eyebrows? i can't find them...
i think matsuda and light should get it on. that's some real motivation, i tell you.
duuuhh... what was i saying?
things Light wouldn't sayi sleep naked, L.things Light wouldn't say7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
i never have to shave or comb my hair.
i never thought that crossing my legs was feminine. it's very godly.
I bet Ryuzaki was lying when he said putting himself in my shoes made him depressed.
God I hate kids.
I never said I was the best thing that happened to mankind.
You know, Ryuzaki lies more than me.
Takada liked getting spanked...
I can't get it up if I'm underneath.
I've always wanted to cut loose and crawl around on the ground screaming.
...Gods always appear half-man half-goat when revealing themselves.
When Ryuzaki wasn't looking, I spat in his pudding.
OMG Ryuzaki wasn't kidding when he said he was good.... at foot massages.
I've never ever watched a porno or touched myself. I'm so beyond human needs.
I miss being a regular, boring, typical asian dude.
Dude Higuchi is HAWT.
I'm so glad no one noticed how my ass got all perky when I laughed on L's grave.
I like being on all fours.
Hey, guys! Let's make