For s0dap0p: Family IssuesWARNING: THIS IS PURELY JUST SOMETHING BORN FROM A RANDOM CONVERSATION BETWEEN S0DA-P0P AND MYSELF IN A ROLEPLAY THING... I'LL EXPLAIN AT THE BOTTOM OR IT'LL SPOIL IT!! THIS IS NO WAY MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!! JUST ENJOY THE RANDOMNESS OF THE SITUATION!For s0dap0p: Family Issues8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Jeez are they at it again? Xigbar asked, watching the two teenagers with sickened fascination. Man, when I was his age, I didnt bother with all this romance-rubbish grab em while their hot, that was my policy
Which is why you still dont have a girlfriend, Larxene pointed out with a cruel smile.
Hey Im just WAITING for the right moment!
Completely ignorant of the fact they were being watched, Roxas and Namine giggled again and linked arms, continuing on their way down the corridor.
White GlovesWhite Gloves8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Missing: White Gloves
The morning sunlight was shining through the window of the rather large office, illuminating the wooden desk that sat nearest the window in the middle of the room. There were some papers spread out across the desk, as though somebody was in the middle of reading reports and then left suddenly, without warning. The desk chair was vacant, pushed to the side carelessly, confirming the hurried departure.
The blond boy that was sitting in front of the vacant desk leaned back, sighing a little impatiently as his chair creaked. He flipped through the little red covered report he held tightly in his hands. There was another desk in the room, a blond woman with her hair pulled up shifted in her chair, glancing over at the boy, watching him silently for a spell. He sighed again, running his fingers through his light bangs and then resting his elbow on the chair arm with his head against the palm of his hand. He caught sight of the woman watching him, turning his head
The Story of Harry PooterThe Story of Harry Pooter11 years ago in Humor More Like This
Harry Pooter and the Supery Glowy Thing
By: Nellie and Chester
Okay, so once upon a time, there was some little fellow named Harry. It's WEIRD that he'd be named that, seeing that he isn't sorta as hairy as you'd think he'd be with a name like that. Anyways, he spent his days living in a shoe… in a zoo! With his only living relatives, who were really mean zoo janitors! Wait, no, they were car salesmen! NO! They were NEWS ANCHORMEN! (dun dun dunnn)
Harry always had something weird about him though, a strange mark that would never go away… that was his HUGE-MONGOUS AFRO! Nobody knew how it got there… or WHY it was there…. But uh… it was there. Creepy, no?
One day he got a letter with a seal on it. After sending the seal back to the Arctic, he opened the letter. Before he could read it, though, it was SNATCHED from his grubby lil' nubs by his Uncle Stinky. "SHIM-SHAM-BALAMM!" He shouted, his angry face turning as red as an orange.
Harry never saw that letter again. I think his uncle musta
Character Creation TutorialCharacter creation is one of the most enjoyable aspects of being an artist or writer. This is where creativity can truly thrive as a person's imagination shines at its brightest as they form an image of a character that they find special. No matter what kind of art interests a person, characters tend to bring the depth needed to hook the viewer is looking for so that they can focus on the visual or literary piece.Character Creation Tutorial7 years ago in Editorial More Like This
Anyone can create at least one character if they put their mind to it. This tutorial will assist you in setting up your own character(s) that you may enjoy for as long as you wish.
Why make a character?
As previously stated, a character serves high importance in creating a memorable piece of art. Of course, this is not always the case, but that varies depending on the genre that you, the artist or writer, specialize in. Character creation is also an effective way to keep the creative juices in the brain flowing as
As The Heart Crumbles_Ep4Episode 4As The Heart Crumbles_Ep44 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Catey eagerly set the table for the early dinner she was preparing for her parents. They had both promised to get off work extra early so that they could all spend the rest of the day together as a family, for once. Even if it was for only one evening, Catey was still very excited for this opportunity.
So, to begin the night of togetherness, she would greet them with the delicious aroma of the little meatloaf she cooked, with a side of cheesy baked potatoes and boiled carrots. She couldn't cook as well her father, but she had still done her best! She wanted to surprise them with one of the few meals she could cook all by herself.
And afterward, she'd want to take them on a walk to her favorite spot at the park, to gaze at the night's full moon in the beautifully clear sky, the moonlight mystically glistening off of the little fountain's water with a soft glow. Catey smiled
Riku Snippet for MangaKatA SNIPPET TO A FANFIC THAT DOESN'T HAVE A NAME (as far as I'm aware, anyway)Riku Snippet for MangaKat11 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Riku hadn't even heard the front door open, as he was so engrossed in the book. He didn't hear the door open, he didn't hear the heavy footsteps---in fact, he might not have noticed the intruder at all if he hadn't heard that infinitely familiar "Hnnn…" noise that Cid made when he was either very disappointed or very irritated. Riku was jerked from his thoughts with a snap that was almost audible; he looked up at the man looming above him and felt his stomach drop out in horrified surprise.
Cid, his adopted father and former boss, was towering over him, hands on his hips, with an expression that was nothing short of thunderous. The Gummi mechanic seemed more annoyed than angry, and more surprised than shocked---Riku would have thought that his recent cold-shoulder attitude and obviously changed body would have incited at least a little anger and shock.
"Riku!" Cid bellowed, half in admoni
As The Heart Crumbles_Ep1Arc 1: Unlocking the HeartAs The Heart Crumbles_Ep15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"I'm home!" Catey announced as she walked into the door.
No reply. Not that she was expecting any. But she still had hoped that one of her parents had come home early for once. Her mom was busy with her dancing, and her dad was working hard in his restaurant. Neither of them ever seemed to be around.
Catey sighed at the disheartening silence and clenched tightly onto her doll as she went up to her room to set her book bag down. Then, taking out her notebook and picking up her favorite quill pen, she sat down at her desk.
For a long while, she just stared at the paper, tapping the pen rhythmically on the desk. Writing poetry was one of her favorite pastimes. It always made time go by so much smoother, and it felt good to get her feelings out on paper. But this time, she couldn't think of what to write.
Banette's Playroom (pkmn inanimate transformation)Two young Pokémon trainers stood outside of an old abandoned Hoenn mansion after they road their bikes there. A taller girl with a ponytail sticking out the left side of her red head named Misty, and a shorter brunette girl named Green whom had her hair cascading down to her waist. The mansion was worn and weathered with only a fence to keep out the world.Banette's Playroom (pkmn inanimate transformation)3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Misty looked unsure "Are you sure that we should go here?"
Green scoffed, "I know there aren't any water pokémon in there, but there could be ghosts. I want to try to catch a ghost pokémon. They look so cool!"
Misty shook her head with distain, "I hate ghost types."
Green turned around her face aghast, "Well, don't look now, but there's a Duskull right behind you!"
Misty jumped twenty feet into the air hiding behind Green fully intending to sacrifice her friend to the ghost.
Green giggled, "Just kidding."
Misty gave her disgruntled but playful push. Green touched the gate that creaked open at the slightest touch. She looked to Misty
PMDU: Explorers Guild App Team Sun FistEXPLORERS GUILD: Sun-FistPMDU: Explorers Guild App Team Sun Fist1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
Date Joined: June 3rd 2014
Current Funds: 6 St
-Characteristic: Highly Curious
Gender: Female Age: 13
Strength: 3 Agility: 4
Intelligence: 0 Charisma: 3 (+2)
Total Points Left: 0/10
Type Bonus: [Fire] -> [Charisma]
-2 golden piercings
Two golden half earrings that hug around Sun-Sun's right ear
(See accessory customization app)
-Body Paint (bright yellow)
“Allows the use of an additional color to one of a team's Pokemon in the form of markings.”
Species: Pancham (shiny)
-Characteristic: Thoroughly cunning
Fiery Prince InfernapeXLopunnyFiery Prince InfernapeXLopunny3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Lopunny X Infernape
"Alexa! Come on I want to show you something!" My trainer called me as I was picking berries from a tree. The sun was high in the sky and it was a very warm day.
"Coming!" I called back and raced towards my trainer with the berries stacked in the basket.
I arrived at our house with the rest of the team sat around our trainer who was holding a pokeball in her hand.
I sat next to Leo and his little face looked up and smiled at me, lovingly.
"Hey Alexa, are you okay?" Leo was a bright, happy Britzle and everyone (including me) wondered why he had a crush on a Buneary. I liked him, he was a very sweet, relaxed pokemon and we became very close as friends.
Our leader, Molly the shiny Glaceon, looked our way as the Blitzle talked to me and smiled.
Me and Molly were close and she was the one who told me Leo fancied me but I just laughed and shrugged it off.
"Okay guys, we have a new member to the team!"
Jasper the Ducklett jumped up and down in joy at the news of a new team
Snippets: Dethklok.Snippets: Dethklok.8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Alright, Toki," Murderface began. "I never told a bedtime shtory before, and you know what? I'd really rather kill myshelf than hafta do thish. But I guesh I can do it jusht one time, alright? And don't bitsch at me for schucking at it either!"
"Okay, Moiderface. I likes any stories. I'se listenings," Toki agreed easily and laid his head on his pillow, happy for any bedtime story at all.
"Onsche upon a time, there were theshe three little douschebag bearsh who were all crack headsh.
The firsht little crack head bear built hish little crack houshe out of shtrawsh. But not the hay kind of shtraw. The bendy kind that Picklesh likesh to put in hish lady drinksh. Then one day, a Polischeman knocked at the door. He shaid 'We have a warrant! Open up, or I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll knock the door down with my portable battering ram!'
The little bear schouted, 'Fuck you, pig!'
Sho the Polischeman huffed, and puffed, and knocked down the door of the shtraw houshe w
If OnlyI spent twenty five years of my life looking for my other half. I'll never forget that day we met, the first kiss we shared, or the first whispers of I love you. I'll never forget the days we spent together.If Only5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I wished for a better time every night I went to sleep. If only we could go back to those simple times of laughter. I so desperately wanted this to be nothing more than a dream. Fate couldn't do this to us. We needed to be together.
"I'm sorry. There's nothing we can do. It's a miracle he's even still alive." I didn't want to believe what he told me. The doctor's must have made a mistake. They must be talking about someone else. Riku couldn't be dying.
I could hear my footsteps echoing off the walls as I walked to the room I had spent so many months in. Immediately he lifted his heavy head to look at me, letting a smile appear even in such a difficult situation.
"Sora." My legs felt like rubber, not letting me walk in a straight line. But somehow I made it to the young man in the h
Scruffy DearestScruffy Dearest9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Scruffy, why is it that you cannot even complete the simplest of tasks on time?" Franziska said, sounding thoroughly annoyed.
Detective Gumshoe was carrying a few pieces of evidence from the case that Franziska von Karma had just finished prosecuting and a stack of files related to the case, and was carefully trying to balance it all in his arms.
"I'm sorry Miss von Karma, but with all the errands you had me running today — " Gumshoe suddenly cut off on his sentence when he saw Franziska raise the whip she was holding above her head and snap it.
He tried to shy away from her a little when he saw the expression on her face, but that was hard to do with what he had in his arms, so he just ended up stumbling a little and almost dropping everything he was holding. Franziska found herself smirking at Gumshoe's reaction and she lowered her whip.
A rant on fangirlsYou know what pisses me off?A rant on fangirls8 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
They ruined yaoi for me completely. Now I can't say "yaoi" without someone thinking I'm rabid like they are. It's annoying. I like slash. I love slash. I actually prefer slash. But those Mary Sues who slash anything with a dick are giving us sane fans a bad name.
Because they're afraid of their own vaginas (BOO! I said the v-word. Vagina vagina vagina! Go tell your mommies now.) all women must be whiny little bitches and whores who try to rip the smexy troo luv of the two main men apart. Yes, Kairi haters, I mean you. And that's not even just in the yaoi section. Hello Het fangirls, get the fuck back here, you're just as guilty. Can you say Lyn/Eliwood and Ninian/Eliwood? Yeah, I thought you could. The sad thing is that they're actually convinced that this is how the character acts in cannon and go far out of their way to bash them relentlessly.
Usually, the grammar is atrocious.
YKYROWLWYKYROWLW10 years ago in Humor More Like This
You know you’re really obsessed with LABYRINTH when…
1) Someone mentions it, or about mazes, and you get all dreamy-eyed thinking of the King.
2) You OD on peaches, hoping to hallucinate about a ballroom.
3) When someone wants Japanese for dinner, you shout, “OH, MY ACHING SUSHI!”
4) You spend hours at the costume jewelry shop, thinking about what Hoggle would like.
5) Then you get kicked out for being a lunatic because you innocently inquired about a watch with 13 numbers on it.
6) When someone forgets to take out the trash or change baby’s diaper, you politely remind them by screaming, “SMELL BAD!”
7) Every time your brother (or sister) gets annoying and/or loud, you say, “I wish the goblins would come and take you away. Right NOW!”
8) You write so much fanfic and send so much e-mail about LABYRINTH and its King that your computer explodes.
9) The “keep out” sign on your room is a copy of Sir Didymus’ oath.
Forbidden Love - l33tg4m3rHow fair you are, my admiration hidesForbidden Love - l33tg4m3r11 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
inside your tender clasp of careful grace.
Our sacred time, though brief, of countless tides
outshines the lonely grief of countless pace.
And I, your slave, am bound your myriad cares
and faithful am I, tend to all aspire.
All moral braved, but only simple dare,
and challenged, though all consequences dire.
And through, but faith alone, do I but walk
unhidden from the scalding sin of shame;
my constant fear, my blinded guilt, still haunts
the days that I still yet have left to tame.
But lo, my love will last the day until
I pass; and I will love forever still.
Aizen-Sama's WillNow I lay me down to sleepAizen-Sama's Will9 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
I pray the lord my soul to eat
If I cry before I wake
I pray you lord my soul to take
If Aizen-sama wants my Soul
I beg you lord to let me know
Open my chest and let me free
If Aizen-sama want that be
If Hollows piece that frightening scream
I pray the lord will let me dream
If Aizen-sama wills my death
I beg you lord release my breath
Tell me lord, Aizen-sama's Will
Tell me what will make him still
If Aizen-sama makes me bleed
I beg you lord Ignore my pleas
Oh lord before this night is through
Let Aizen-sama send me to you
Let me beg and grovel, plea and cry
If it's Aizen-samas will that I die
The only thing I beg you lord
Is as he strikes me with that sword
You show the joy upon my face
At Aizen-sama's chosen fate
MHT: A Spot of Lunch.The Barroth charged forwards, its head making soft mud morph to adapt. Cyrus leapt out of the way just as the monster charged past his left side. He felt the air rush past him as the tail came whipping down in an arc.MHT: A Spot of Lunch.5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"SETH!" Cyrus shouted, unleashing his switch axe and hacking at the Barroth's tail. The scales dented but they didn't cleave, making the creature groan in pain. It turned, its glaring eyes feasting upon Cyrus's weapon. Cyrus chanced a look behind him to see where his partner had gone but found the man's back facing him some feet away.
"SETH!" Cyrus yelled again, this time blocking with his weapon as the Barroth swung its brutish head towards him. "SET A TRAP FOR GOD'S SAKE! HE'S FRANTIC AND I NEED A BETTER OPENING!"
Seth didn't reply.
Cyrus blindly swiped at the Barroth's feet, somehow bowling the beast over onto its back. It yelped in surprise and wriggled desperately for a secure foothold. Cyrus growled, sheathed his weapon and ran towards Seth.
"What are you DOING?!" C
This addictionThis addiction11 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
This is my addiction
This is my need
This is what I do
I get angry
I get sad
I get depressed
And I turn to the one thing
That's always there
The one thing
That seems to bring comfort
That seems to let me know
That I am alive
That I can still feel
That I'm not numb
That I still hurt
That I still bleed
That glints in the sunlight
That sends hot pain
As it's dragged across my wrist
Across my arm
That sting that lets me know
Your still here
Still in this fucked up life
I'm alive right
At least I think I am
I don't really know anymore
So I keep cutting
Trying to figure that out
So I must be alive
My heart can still be torn
So I must be alive
I don't know
Maybe I should check
As it falls on the floor
Yup there's that bit of pain
Covering up the cuts
What if someone sees
Bio: Romeo the PigniteBio: Romeo the Pignite3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Romeo the Pignite
Other Names: Piggy, Jerk, Pig-smelling-earth-native (By reggie), Barbeque, Bacon, every food related thing related to pigs (By Zaphod)
Relatives: Several Tepig and Pignite brothers and both parents are Emboars.
Romeo was a birthday present for Dass'es 19th birthday, and picked him as his starter. While having battled around Castelia city, they left their friends Manny and Mags behind. Romeo was a harsh battler and hated to lose, thanks to his rash nature. Because Dass kept using Romeo as his main battler, he has the highest level of all his team mates. He often bullies his team mates as well. Squiggy has a hobby of making art with whatever he could find, and Romeo would often destroy it by burning it, which ticks him off.
Romeo spends his time with
Motherly Love - Riolu TFIt was a quiet, early spring morning in Jubilife City. The town was unusually busy this time of the year. This was due to the fact that trainers from the Unova region were making their way through Sinnoh, bringing new Pokémon with them to impress everyone. A few of the trainers even stopped by the Trainer's School. Even though they didn't really need any nw training, some of them always wanted to check the facilites that Sinnoh had to offer. Speaking of Trainer's School, this story revolves around a little kid who is currently taking courses there, and how his life would be forever changed from this day on.Motherly Love - Riolu TF5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
In a house near the outskirts of the city, a young boy was waking up from his sleep. Well as much sleep as he could get anyway, as for the last hour or so the only sounds that he heard was of his parents continious arguing. It was pretty much the story of poor 12 year old Mark's life. The relationship that they had had been somewhat rocky, even before they moved to Jubilife, th
This Video Should Be BannedYes, This Video Should Be Banned.This Video Should Be Banned7 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
2-19-09 to 2-21-09.
The stupidity of the general public never ceases to amaze me. A few minutes before I started writing this, I watched the dumbest video I've ever seen. It's called "Should This Video Be Banned? YOU DECIDE!". I say yes, it should be fucking banned because I find it highly offensive. Not because of its religious blasphemy, but because it insults my intelligence. It's composed of a scene from the movie Zeitgeist and text that the poster threw in. The video starts with a message saying "research everything stated in this video to confirm for yourself that it is indeed the truth".
Now let me explain something: if you are about to make something up, an easy way to convince idiots to believe you is to tell them to research it, because you know they won't. They will assume that since you're challenging them to do the rese
Caribbean Blue - Latias TFTGA/N: Yes, this story contains TF. Yes, it is safe for work. Yes, the warm, fuzzy feeling at the end was intentional. Yes, I'm working on a much meatier commission; this was a welcome breather. Credit goes to Dsarvess for making me feel hearts and rainbows inside.Caribbean Blue - Latias TFTG4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A salty sea breeze greeted Stephen as he left the damp, cold air of Victory Road. It was quickly followed by the refreshing scent of wildflowers. He did not need to see the sign that said what was up ahead. The shadow of the building ahead was enough to let him know he had reached his destination.
Stephen looked up at the massive building before him. After earning all eight badges in the Hoenn region and trekking through the tirelessly long cave of Victory Road, he had finally made it to Ever Grande City - the island home of Hoenn's Pokemon League.
"We made it, boy," he said. One would have thought he was off in the head had the air not started shimmering at that very moment.
As if by magic, a strange Pokemon appeared
How to Deal with Twilight FansHow to Deal With a Twilight FanHow to Deal with Twilight Fans7 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
A comprehensible guide to incomprehensible fans.
Many people against Twilight share the same reasons for disliking it. Its stereotypical, poorly written, and lacks any plot and originality. It has brainwashed millions of teenage girls and their parents and painted a false portrait of love. Men close to these twitards are held to higher standards of perfection. Young girls are setting themselves up for complete disappointment when they discover that no, boys are not made of gorgeous marble.
Many twitards respond with YOU SUCK OMG HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE THEM THEYRE SO HAWT. Some will give you a good verbal joust. Some will be relentless in their support and refuse to accept reason.
Here are some ways of dealing with rabid fans, that make them look very stupid, and make you look very, very smart.
1. Know that there is no reasoning with her
When voicing your anti-Twilight opinio