Yo Mama JokesYo Mama Jokes8 years ago in Humor More Like This
Yo mama jokes
1. Yo mama is so fat that when she lays on the beach kids run around her and say Free Willy.
2.Yo mama is so stupid that she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
3. Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow rain jacket people yell Taxi!!!
4. Yo mama is so stupid that she sits on her food and eats her chair.
5. Yo mama is so fat that when she went to an empty football field she got claustrophobic.
6. Yo mama is so stupid that she sits on the T.V. and wathces the couch.
7. Yo mama is so stupid that when you got home from school and asked what was for dinner she pulled a shotgun at you and said Whatever
8. Yo mama is so fat that when your gonna shake her hand she has to give you directions.
9. Yo mama is so fat that joggers run around her for a mile of exercise.
The yo mama jokes Yo Mama JokesThe yo mama jokes7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
1.Your mama's so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
2.Your mama's so old her birth certificate says expired.
3.Your mama's so old she waited tables at the last supper.
blonde joke 4a blonde girl, red-head girl, and brunette girl are trying to hide from the pirates on the pirate ship. the brunette hides behind some cows, the red-head hides behind some sheep, and the blonde hides behind a crate of potatoes. a pirate comes and inspects the cows. the brunette girl says, "MOO", and the pirate leaves. the pirate comes back to inspect the sheep. the red-head says, "BAA", and the pirate leaves. the pirate comes back to inspect the potatoes, and the blonde girl says, "PO-TA-TOES".blonde joke 47 years ago in Humor More Like This
Band thing.You know you're a band nerd when...Band thing.8 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
1. You hear music on the radio and you start marking time.
2. You're walking behind someone and you're in step with them.
3. You try to guess the tempo of your favorite song. Well, not try.
4. All your friends are in band.
5. You don't mind changing clothes on the bus.
6. And you know how to change on the bus without revealing anything.
6b. While the bus is moving.
6c. In under three minutes.
7. People ask you about your social life and you say, "Oh you mean my flute?"
8. You've had a "trombone-ectomy" (shudder).
9. You practice your instrument more than you talk to your dog.
10. Being mauled by a drum is a normal part of life.
11. "Armed guard" means a girl with a pole, not a guy with a gun.
12. You remember sharps and flats more easily than you remember the name of the president.
13. You've named your instrument.
13b. You refer to your instruments by said names instead of what they are. (Phelipe instead of my sax)
13c. You kno
Yo Mama JokesYo Mama so fat jokesYo Mama Jokes7 years ago in Humor More Like This
Yo Mama so fat she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt!
Yo Mama so fat, she has a naked picture of Chef Boyardee in her wallet!
Yo Mama so fat, they call her WIDE 2K!
Yo Mama so fat, she has to lay in the driveway to put on her underwear.
Yo Mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean the Whales started singing "We are family..."
Yo Mama so fat, that when the house burnt down we had to use her underwear for a tent.
Yo Mama so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo Mama so fat, her picture takes two frames.
Yo Mama so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
Yo Mama so fat, she could sell shade.
Yo Mama so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo Mama so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
Yo Mama so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo Mama so fat, when she was walking in her jeans I swear I smelled something burning.
Yo Mama so fat, I
I want to buy thatI Want to Buy ThatI want to buy that8 years ago in Humor More Like This
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"