Aquarius HaikuCosmic OasisAquarius Haiku5 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
Seek the Aquarian Age
This is the dawning
Smart Sexy SupercoolIf my voice were sweeterSmart Sexy Supercool6 years ago in Scraps More Like This
And my hair were longer
And I was harder, better, faster, stronger
If my feet were smaller
And my body thinner
And I always was a first-place winner
If I were better at singing
And better at sports
Had a prettier smile
And showed tactful support
If I were an athlete
And a brilliant thinker
If I were a dare-devil
And a fearless drinker
If my ankles were slender
And my neck weren't so bulky
And nothing bad happened so I'd never get sulky
If I were a leader
Yet didn't mind being led
And if I were some mythical creature in bed
If I were an angel
So patient and kind
Remembered all the good
And left the bad behind
If I were a hero
Played the saxophone
A champ with a skateboard
And charismatic on the phone
If I were a beauty
And a wiz troubleshooter
And had magical talents with every computer
If I were a princess
Dressed by cartoon birds
And knew the definition of every word
If I could do magic
If my eyes sparkled brighter
If I never got tired
And my muscles were tigh
Notable Quotables - Astrology"By far, the fire signs are the most confrontational. If you piss off an Aries, they'll run you over in their truck. A Leo won't run you over, but only because they're distracted with looking for a bigger truck. A Sagittarius will run you over with a vespa because they think it's cool."Notable Quotables - Astrology6 years ago in Scraps More Like This
~Me, explaining astrology to my friend.
Three Word Movie SynopsesAnaconda - Big Freaking SnakeThree Word Movie Synopses4 years ago in Scraps More Like This
Barb Wire - Casablancas Retarded Cousin
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs - Food Rain Problematic
Donnie Darko - Stop Doing Drugs
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - Well, Forget You!
Full Metal Jacket - Born To Snap
Ghostbusters - Haunted Buildings Suck
Homeward Bound - Animals Versus Nature
Indiana Jones (any of them) - Its A Trap!
Jacobs Ladder - Wait, Hes Dead?
King Kong - Were All Monsters
Labyrinth - Bowie In Tights
Madagascar - City Slicker Animals
No Country for Old Men - Ima Take This...
Oceans Eleven - Ratpack Busts Casinos
Paranormal Activity - Thats Freaky Shit
Queen of the Damned - Glamourous Bloodsuckers Party
Rashomon - I Remember Differently
Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants - Girls Gone Nostalgic
Titanic - Poor People Drowning
Usual Suspects - Cant Stop Talking
Vertigo - Heights And Impersonators
Walk the Line - Man In Black
Xmen - Sharpest Claws Win
Yojimbo - Take
The Saddest Eyes in the WorldHes got the saddest eyes Ive ever seen, and as he gets onto the train, I cant help but say a prayer for him. I hope hes going somewhere nice. Maybe hes going home to visit his mother.The Saddest Eyes in the World4 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
He looks like hes coming back from some stressful business meeting. Is that possible? Its late at night and all the regular offices closed hours ago. But hes got a heavy-looking briefcase overflowing with dog-eared papers. And hes wearing that severe black suit that looks very sharp but doesnt really seem fitting next to his childlike face.
His hair is cropped short. The cuts looks fresh and unfamiliar, like it was only yesterday that he was a long haired child running in the golden summer sunlight. But tonight isnt about summer frolicking. Its about haircuts and business suits and first days of school.
The bus lurches around a corner.
Haiku Thru The MonthsJanuaryHaiku Thru The Months8 years ago in Scraps More Like This
Sunny, cold, and bright.
The year begins anew now.
Happy New Year all!
Groundhogs predict spring,
But winter is relentless.
Valentine's Day sucks.
March is really cold.
Honestly, why's it so cold?
"March of the Penguins."
No rain, no flowers.
"April is the cruellest month."
Exams are to blame.
Queen Vicky's birthday again?
Let's launch explosives!
The weather is hot.
I wish I could wear shorts now.
Blast!! I'm still too fat!
I have no backyard.
My sister's friends took over.
What's with all these bugs?
It's way too f---ing hot now.
I miss wintertime.
Tuition is nuts.
I have to buy more school stuff.
Books are expensive.
Cool and peaceful time.
Watch out for kids with pumpkins.
Leaves turn into fire.
Most depressing month,
But term papers aren't so bad,
Or lest we forget.
For You, My AngelsYou're a green mushroom.For You, My Angels6 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
You're a hundred rings.
You're a medipack
Filled with healing things.
You're a thunderstorm
On a humid day.
Drown the anger out.
Wash the hate away.
And when I am hurt,
Crying too hard to see,
I'm still not lost because
I know you're watching over me.
You are my angels,
Special from the rest.
My last string of sanity
Is something that can attest.
So all I want now
Is this interlude,
A chance for me to
Express my gratitude.
York, U SuckHere's a story that really happenedYork, U Suck6 years ago in Scraps More Like This
And in fact, it's still happening now.
So please excuse me for being outspoken,
Throwing a spaz, and having a cow.
It seems I got completely screwed.
The last course I need, denied to me.
I don't have too much else to go on.
This school's not worth my anxiety!
York, you love to toy with the undergrads.
That much I can say is true.
I never liked bureaucratic establishments
Right now there's none I hate more than York U!
York U sucks!
York, you suck!
Why can't someone just give me a break?
York U sucks!
York, U suck!
This is more than anyone should have to take.
I called up each and every department
And each department just sent me away.
So what's a student to do in this position?
They just don't care what I have to say.
Nice and safe, in their ivory tower,
Damn them, those pretentious fools!
I suppose in a way I deserve it
For being dumb enough to play by their rules.
You suck, you suck, you suck, you suck!
I'll say it again cuz I'm so damn poetic.
SPORKSS is for spoons, which they partially are!SPORKS6 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
P is for possibilities, limitless as the stars!
O is for oddity, the sporks' claim to fame!
R is for rust - don't let them rust, for shame!
K is for a kind heart, a spork user's wings!
S is for sporks, the finest of things!