Confessions of AFIConfessions of AFI.Don't own,probably never happened.Please commentConfessions of AFI7 years ago in Humor
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I'm sorry for mixing sleeping pills in your vitamin water.Smith and I were bored out of our heads.Oh,and that was me who grabbed your ass,not Jade.I was drunk.
The reason your banned from Applebees is because I grabbed that one waitress and left her next to you.It was Davey and I that shaved your head.And that one time when I knocked you onto the bed and tried to grab your crotch,I was high on coffee.
I put those pictures of you and Davey making out on youtube.You were on top of him and he was lying down on his stomach,it looks like his pants are down.Well,it does!!Don't kill me for it.And Im sorry Marrisa hit you with that pan when she saw it.Oh yeah,the reason you've been put on the libraries theft list was because I had my hoodie on and I had your license at the time.I needed those magazines!!!!And why the fuck are you in this band anyway?
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AFI QuotesThis is long.And awesome.I'm sorry if I missed any.Bye now!!AFI Quotes6 years ago in General Non-Fiction
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Jade: It would be nice if some of these rock guys from the midwest pick up the record and actually get in to it. It'll be like that metrosexual episode of South Park: those guys will be showing up at the Nickelback concert with product in their hair and wearing a mesh shirt.
Guy: So what's going on in the studio today?
Jade: Umm, we're working on the mood lighting. We've been working on the mood lighting for two days, and we had to get a runner get some candles. These are the candles that were used on the Milli Vanilli record, so we got those in here. So hopefully, probably spend another few days on the mood lighting, and then we're gonna try to spend a day tweeking out the ping-pong table.
Interviewer: Aaaand finally, Jade, since you're named after an ornamental stone used as decoration, do you have any kids?
Jade: Do I have any kids? No, I don't.
Interviewer: Okay, uhh...would you rather name your first