The Sasuke SongTHE SASUKE SONG
(to the tune of Rudolph red nosed reign deer.)
(With the random outbursts)
Sasuke the emo ninja
Had a very emo way (Like an emo)
His brother killed his whole family
He was emo after that day (Like an emo)
All of the other Ninjas
Used to laugh and call him names (like emo!)
They never let poor Sasuke
Join in any Ninja games! (Poor Sasuke!)
Then, inside the forest of death
Orochimaru said, (ku ku ku)
Sasuke with your Sharingan,
Won't you be my Sasuke-kun!" (eew)
Then Sasuke left the village
He wanted Orochimaru's strength.
Proving that just for vengeance,
He would got to any length. (what a moron!)
100 things--Kakashi100 THINGS YOU WILL NEVER SEE KAKASHI DO!!!100 things--Kakashi9 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. declare that Come Come Paradise is morally bankrupt and start reading the Bible instead
2. ask Jiraya if he will adopt him(.....wait..he probably would do that)
3. inform everyone he sees that thier fly is open
4. move to Hazard county
5. take off his mask to scratch his nose
6. become a world famous water color artist
7. tell people "I wouldn't go in there for a while." after leaving a public bathroom
8. ask the cook at Ichiraku if he can buy a vowel
9. dance through the rain singing 'It's raining men'
10. address Gai and Lee as 'Dr.Evil and mini-me'
11. submit 'Uzumaki Orange' as a color idea for Crayola
12. Tell Rock Lee that idol worship is wrong
13. ask if he can get his headband put on a pair of underwear like Choji
14. wear a pair of sunglasses and stand next to Shino informing on-lookers that they are the
men-in-black's Konoha division
15. inform Iruka that he had a wet dream about him last night
16. ask Jiraya if he can be the sta
Itachi's JournalItachi's Journal10 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
June 9, 1995
Today is my 7th birthday. Father didn't say much. Mom gave me a set of new kunai and this journal. Sasuke will be 2 soon. Mom says I can play with him once he can run without falling down.
June 29, 1995
Father is teaching me how to use the sharingan. He says it will take at least a year for me to learn.
July 23, 1995
It's Sasuke's birthday today. Mom let me take him for a walk. He tried to run away from me several times. Doesn't he like me?
December 14, 1998
I became a Chuunin today. I'm glad I found this journal again. It turns out Sasuke hid it under the sink 3 years ago. I should find a safe place to keep it so I don't lose it again.
I haven't written much in here, have I? Not much to say really. Dad is always angry. Mom is just....mom. Sasuke is very noisy. When he was a baby I thought he didn't like me, but apparently I was wrong. He tugs at my sleeve all the time asking me to play with him. I wish I had the time.
June 9, 2000
It's my 12th birthday. I
Remembered Love - SasuSakuSakura sat on the cold stone ground, her eyes blindfolded and her hands tied. She had been sitting in god knows where for well over an hour after she was caught. It had started out as a routine mission. Go there, spy, learn, and come back. But the sudden ambush no one had expected had thrown off her plans a bit.Remembered Love - SasuSaku8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
There where four ninjas coming right for her and she fought the best she could, taking out three of them before two more jumped out and over powered her. She heard the screams of her comrades, that was when theyd put on the blind fold.
She had been quite surprised when she felt herself being picked up and someone running. Sakura had been expecting them to knock her out or kill her. And that was when she had been dropped down on the ground of what she suspected was a cell. And thats where shes been Disgusted with herself. How could she let this happen? How could she have been so weak?! Sakura let out a groan and a loud, un-lady like curse.
100 things--Shino100 THINGS SHINO WOULD NEVER DO!!!100 things--Shino9 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
2. try to get Kiba's attention with the cone things they direct planes with
3. ask TenTen why she has doughnuts on her head
4. take Akamaru to an audition for a dog food commericial
5. sing a good charlotte song at the top of his lungs
6. say "ZOMG KIBAA JOO R SOO HAWT! WILL JOO MRRY MEEEE!??"
7. ask Kiba if he likes it doggy style
8. dress as Neo for halloween
9. ask Gai to be his seme
10. scream like a fangirl cause he saw Danny Phantom
11. become the next eva pilot for Nerv
12. sing the Canadian National Anthem at the Super Bowl
13. give Kiba a collar and tell him it would be sexy if he wore it
14. own a Hello Kitty cellphone cover
15. inform people that Ronald McDonald is his real father
16. lick Kiba
17. have one of those 'awkward almost-a-kiss-but-pull-away-at-the-last-second
moments with Kabuto
18. ask Naraku how he gets his bugs so big
19. tell Neji that his manskirt is gay
20. ask Sasuke about his childhood
21. flip the Hokage the bir
sasusaku: By Will 3 They walked on, the rain started drizzling only and hour and a half later. By the time they reached the next town, they were soaked, and the rain was fiercely attacking the surface of the earth. Suigestu led them to a local hotel, they checked in, careful to not be recognized. Sakura again was to share a room with Sasuke.sasusaku: By Will 38 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Shouldn't she just stay with Karin? They're both girls." Juugo suggested.
"Depends on what you call a girl." Suigetsu remarked, only to be slammed on the head by Karin.
"I think it's a better idea if Sasuke-kun and I share a room, and Sakura stays in my room." Karin straightened up, gleaming toward Sasuke. Sakura glared at her for a moment, she had no real feelings for him, and it angered her.
"What's done is done, plus I'm not willing to listen to Karin and Sakura fight all night down the hall, and Sakura staying alone is not an option." Sasuke turned around and walked up the s
A Day in the Life of ShikamaruA Day in the Life of Shikamaru10 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A Day in the Life of Nara Shikamaru
"Shikamaru!" came a loud, rather annoying holler. The sleeping boy just groaned and rolled over in bed and dozed back off to sleep. "Nara Shikamaru! Get out of bed this instant!" came the loud voice, once again, this time much louder than before.
"All right! All right!" Shikamaru yelled back. He tossed his pillow and blanket over his head. He just needed five more minutes of sleep. Just five more minutes…
Unfortunately, he only got maybe thirty more seconds of sleep when he felt his blanket and pillow pulled off of him. *THWACK!* Shikamaru groaned and looked up to find his mom holding his pillow in her hands, ready to swing it again if he didn't get out of bed soon. 'Moms are so troublesome,' he thought to himself as he rolled out of bed.
"Don't you dare groan at me, young man!" his mom said in a stern tone. He just rolled his eyes, making his way to his closet to grab his clothes for the day. "And you roll your eyes at me one more time