Kingdom Hearts Rap 2ROXASKingdom Hearts Rap 29 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Yo, my name's Roxas!
I like to box-as!
Sure wish I was on Boondocks-as!
Do you like my dreadlocks-as?
(Roxas puts on a dreadlocks wig and swishes them around like an idiot.)
Well I'm King Mickey!
I ain't really pickey!
I have a Keyblade doohickey!
What Roxas did there was icky!
How was that gross, man?
I'd rather be a toucan!
Y'know, you frighten me!
I'm full of magic whimsy!
Yo, my name's Mulan!
I like to play ping-pong!
Watch me drum this gong!
Came all the way from Hong Kong!
Yo, I'm Merlin!
Not from Berlin!
I need to take a urine!
Don't call me a virgin!
Dude, your rap was sick!
I'd oughta banish you to the Arctic!
Whatever! Your verse was crap!
Let's just hope Jack Sparrow can rap!
CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW
Yo, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!
Watch me eat a mango,
wearing an afro,
and playing a banjo!
(Jack Sparrow puts on a rainbow-colored afro, puts a manjo in his mouth, and starts playing "Beyond the Sea" at 255 tempo
Kingdom Hearts: SecretSecretKingdom Hearts: Secret8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"So, Sora, I bet you're wondering why I asked you to come out here..."
Sixteen year-old Sora shifted a bit under the sand, half-answering with a simple roll of his shoulder. "Well Kairi, Im pretty sure it has nothing to do with the paopu fruit you have hidden behind your back, does it?"
The redhead jumped a bit, giggling nervously. "Okay, okay, so you caught me." She pulled the star-shaped yellow fruit from behind her, plopping on the sand next to the spiky-haired brunet. "I mean, we've known each other for a long time now..."
"Mhmm." Sora was tracing a circle over and over in the sand, not quite meeting Kairi's eyes.
"And, you know, I really like you..." Sora didn't have to look to know that she was blushing. "And you like me. Right?"
"Right." He looked up, and her face was beaming with a grin. He couldnt help but grin back; it was infectious.
"So, Sora...would you like to share the paopu with me?" Kairi held the fruit up in between them like some kind of off
A Christmas CarolA Christmas CarolA Christmas Carol7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Organization XIII Style
Sora sat in front of the crackling fire on Christmas Eve. Kairi carefully strung popcorn on a thread with Tifa and Aerith. Leon and Coud were currently untangling the mess of lights on the floor, Cid was tightening the screws on the trunk of the tree, and Riku was wrapping some last minute gifts. Yuffie came barreling into the room with a small novel in her hands. CID!!! ARE YOU GONNA TELL US THE STORY THIS YEAR?!
Cid looked up from his place under the tree, brushing pine needles from his knees. I dont know what
The book Cid! Like last year! A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens!
Oh, right I think Ill pass squirt.
Yuffie pouted. Im not a squirt! Im the Great Ninja Yuffie! Leon rolled his eyes at this statement. Yuff, Cid tells the story every year why not pick something new.
NO! Besides, Sora, Riku, and Kairi are here this year
Played Kingdom Hearts Too MuchYou Know You Play Too Much Kingdom Hearts When...Played Kingdom Hearts Too Much7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
#1: You start to use your house keys to beat up people that you don't like.
#2: You went and got your hair spiked just like Sora's.
#3: You re-watch every Disney movie you own just so you'll get the references.
#4: You re-play every Final Fantasy you own just so you'll get the references.
#5: You start calling the people that you don't like 'Heartless'.
#6: They actually know what you are talking about.
#7: You cried when you couldn't beat Sephiroth for the millionth time.
#8: You screamed like a maniac when you finally beat him.
#9: And you are content to never fight him again, because once was enough for a lifetime.
#10: You cried like a baby at the end of the first game when Sora and Kairi were separated.
#11: You know the Theme Songs by heart. (Even the Japanese version even though you may or may not speak Japanese)
#12: You got upset at the first game because they only showed Mickey Mouse for about two seconds at the end.
VORE FEELINGSVORE FEELINGS: a cult sensation that spawned five sequels. "The brilliance of the series," said vore expert Merle "Eat Me" McGee, "was that it combined elements of the cinema-going audience's favorite things: intense emotional turmoil, monsters that eat people, and the intense emotional turmoil that people feel while they're being eaten by monsters that eat people."VORE FEELINGS5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"I don't really know how I came up with the idea," creator Ham Bacon said in a telephone interview. "I just, well, you know how it is. VORE FEELINGS. It just clicked."
This month, the VORE FEELINGS series is back in the public eye, because one of the lead actors has released a statement announcing that he will not sign on to a seventh installment.
"I love the VORE FEELINGS series and the experiences it has given me," actor Sora Slyme said in a press release. "However, at this point in my life, I would like to pursue other opportunities. My days of having feelings about being eaten by imaginary monsters are over."
Endless ThoughtsThe dry sandy soil crunched under his black boot. Zack tilted his head up and surveyed the scene before him. Rank upon rank of Infantrymen, many likely to have been his own students, stood before him. Swords were held at the ready to accompany the gun barrels aimed at his heart. This was not how it was supposed to end. He was supposed to be back in Midgar with Aerith, maybe helping her with her flowers and building a fleet of flower wagons for her. His fist clenched at his side before relaxing before his hands found his hips. "Boy, oh boy " He paused for a moment to shake his head in sheer wonder before his expression settled into calm acceptance. "The price of freedom is steep."Endless Thoughts4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The dark head of hair turned back to look at the frowning teenager, smiling wryly. "If you want to be a hero, you need to have dreams " A deep chuckle. "And Honor."
Huffing, the teenager let the hand with the broken sword drop with its companion moved to rub the back of his neck, still sweaty from
Need Help - Axel's MeetingThis is the first meeting with Axel on the beach. If you want to enjoy the event for the first time with graphics and other coolness -- please wait till the update to see what happens. If you want to help with the writing please read the artists comment for instructions.Need Help - Axel's Meeting6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
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--Axel Beach Meeting--
Summary of what happens
Axel adducts the player, parody for KH2 when Axel adducts Kairi. The player doesnt
realize its a student at first. Under certain options, Cloud will come and save the
player. The player then has the choice to leave with Cloud or Axel.
=-= Begin Event =-=
Where am I?
(player finds herself alone on the beach. Screen suddenly blacks out)
Player: *GASP* who...?! (I cant get loose!)
Oh dear, dear. Little girls shouldnt
Gentle GiantLexaeus swiped his brow, giving a small, satisfied sigh. Almost done he thought with a smile. Finally. After all this time, my hard work is paying offGentle Giant6 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The door swung open revealing a boy with dirty-blonde hair and sea-foam green eyes. L Lexy ?
Ah Demyx. Come on in take a seat.
The boy smiled a bit, and scuttled in, making sure to close the door behind him.
The large, brawny man regarded him with cool, astute eyes. What brings you here, little one ? he asked softly. Its not like you to stay up so late
Oh hehheh I, um I just had a bad dream is all.
Is that so? Lex replied with a small smile. Well then, you can tell me about it as I finish up my latest project.
Demyx began talking slowly, stammering and stumbling over his words as he told a completely bizarre story about lions and witches and wa
Not There"NO! Not there!" "C'mon, it's fine!" "And if the superior finds out?" "Whatever, we'll just hope he doesn't!" Zexion brushed his blue hair out of his face and paused for a moment. "No, I'm not doing this..." he said stubbornly."The flowers will be fine there!" Demyx insisted, pushing the other into the next room. Zexion stepped around him and tried to walk away. "Please Zexy? Tomorrow's Valentine's Day so no one will even notice..." said Demyx with an exaggerated pout. Zexion just couldn't resist that face! He hated it so much. "Here! You do it!" the smaller nobody said, shoving the vase into Demyx hands and storming off. "aww, don't be like that..." Demyx replied. Number six, looking quite flustered, walked toward his room. Demyx was left alone in the middle of a dimly lit room in Castle Oblivion.Not There8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A soft sigh escaped number nine. Zexion was so anti-social. Why couldn't he just hang out with Demyx once and a while? The blonde set the flowers down, a petal coming loose and fluttering do
Dating Miss DaisyDating Miss Daisy: Luigi's Grand AdventureDating Miss Daisy8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Written By Keith Arnold (Kphoria)
Just outside the Mushroom Kingdom, five smaller kingdoms exist and form one large kingdom ruled by a young princess named Daisy. She was the younger cousin of the beautiful Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom. Daisy's father when he died left her the rule of the five kingdoms that formed Sarasaland: Sarasa, Birabutro, Muda, Easton and Chai formed the kingdom and it was once invaded by an evil alien conqueror named Tatanga. Daisy was kidnapped an taken onto Tatanga's spaceship and held prisoner. He demanded that she surrender her kingdom to him, but his plans were foiled by a brave plumber, who was famous through out the Mushroom Kingdom. His name was Mario, and he faced the monsters that Tatanga had sent to the five kingdoms, and using his incredible super abilities, Mario rescued Daisy and brought her home. Daisy was grateful of Mario's actions, but her attention was more focussed on his younger bother, Lu
sonics transformationSonics transformationsonics transformation7 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Sonic was standing in eggmans base with Amy behind him and one of eggmans robots in front of him. This one had a huge laser mounted on one shoulder. A dull red light appeared at the tip which started to get bigger and brighter. Just before it fired shadow teleported in, grabbed Amy and disappeared while sonic got ready to dodge the laser. When it came it caught him completely by surprise as it burst from the robot and took up the entire corridor. Sonic watched as the beam covered him. It didnt hurt but felt mildly warm. Suddenly the robot exploded as the X tornado fired a rocket though the base and though the robots centre. Then sonic blacked out.
When he came around he found himself sitting on one of the seats in the tornado. He got steadily onto his feet, put his 2 front paws on the edge, stuck his out over the side and felt the wind rush though his mane. Then he realized something.
Hang on a minute. I havent got paws or a mane he thought
Random NaruSaku ish...Random NaruSaku ish...7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Were here! The Hokage shouted. Everyone, leave the bus with all your belongings. The children grabbed all their items and walked off the bus. Here is where you will be staying for the next week. Tsunade said, pointing to the resort in front of them. The group Oohed and Awwed at the sight; the immense inn was fit for a prince, maybe even a king. The sun glistened on the roof top and the steam from the bath house blew in their faces. The teens ran towards the front entrance. Hold it right there, Jiraiya demanded. The man stood in the way of the parading group. The children frowned. Now before we let you loose to do as you please there are some rules.
All the children stood as they got lectured. Tsunade paced back and fourth, not taking her eye of the group for one second. Okay, rule number one: she started, There will be no fighting. Rule number two: There will be no sneaking aroun
7 Minutes in Heaven - AkuRokuRoxas stood alone in the darkness, arms crossed across his chest and if you could see in the small cramped closet you would be able to see a tight annoyed frown pulling the corners of his lips down. How the hell did he end up in here? Playing 7 minutes of Heaven no less!! He closed his eyes; there was no point of keeping them open, he couldnt see one damned thing. Now he remembered why he was here, his brother Sora had begged him to join in the game, well his brother could just deal he wouldnt be going through with it. Groaning he turned, this had been a bad idea, the last thing he had wanted to do was make out with some random girl in a closet!7 Minutes in Heaven - AkuRoku8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Freezing his eyes flew open as he heard the door open and close, but he hadnt been fast enough to catch a glimpse of who had entered, damn it Was it too late? Quickly he reached out to turn on the light but a hand caught his wrist, the skin was warm and the hand was rather large for a girl. Confusion flickered in his eyes
Just Random IshJust Random Ish7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Naruto lay asleep in bed. Not a care in the world; he had his Teddy-chan and his Sakura-chan Yes life was good or at least that night. Bang, bang! Hey Billboard Brow, Lemon Head; I know youre in there; open up! Sakura rolled over on to her back. Ino could you please get that? she mumbled. Naruto let out a loud snore. Hold up, thats not Inos snore; this ones too dainty Sakura sat up. Holy crap; what have I done? Thats it; Im coming in! The door burst open. Ino stood in the doorway starring. Billboard Brow, why the hell is Naruto holding the stuffed bear? Sakura slid off the bed. The better question would be; Why is Naruto in MY bed? Sakura smirked. Did you really think I was going to share mine? she asked. Ino glared. Well get him out of it before he drools on all my pillows. she demanded. Sakura
MIAPU- Chp 1 The Lunar EclipseMIAPU- Chp 1 The Lunar Eclipse7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
And one without OCs FTW (Unless you count their Somebodies as OCs)
Hinted yaoi, XemSainess, OOCness, and all that jazz
Misadventures In A Parallel Universe
Thats all there ever is in The World That Never Was. From a red head pyromaniac burning the lesser minions and setting the couch on fire to an old man with an eyepatch and a California King surfer accent shooting people from odd angles in the middle of the air. It amazed many people how twelve men, many between the ages of what appeared to be at least 15, 16, 17-45 or older and one single woman could live in the same house without killing each other. Of course, anyone who thinks these things are probably dead or a heartless/nobody for even knowing of their existence (or in this case, nonexistence).
But today was a somewhat different day.
Xemnas, a young dashing man with dark tan skin, silver locks that defi
The Old Life, Alive Again ch46Chapter 46 Heeeeere's Genie!The Old Life, Alive Again ch465 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Roxas gulped. "P-pay?" He tried to scoot backwards but with Xion on top of him, it was impossible. Not that he would be able to get anywhere, even if he was unburdened. Behind him was the wall of Agrabah, and on both sides of him were buildings. And of course, in front of him, was the Genie.
"Yeah, pay," the Genie confirmed. "I may not have to have a master anymore, but that doesn't mean I give out free magic to every lost kitten." Suddenly there was a meow and Roxas and Xion spotted a little kitten sniffing at the Genie and looking pitiful. The Genie turned his attention away from the Nobodies and bent down to pet the kitten. "Aw, you hungry?" he asked the little cat, scratching its cheek. He suddenly made a giant cooked fish appear in his hands. "Here you go little one." He gave the food to the joyful kitten. After the hungry kitten started to dig in, Genie turned his attention back to number XIII and XIV. "Now what was I saying?"
Roxas looked curi
You're My XionYou're My XionYou're My Xion5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Xion sat atop the clock tower, watching the train pass in the distance. In her left hand was a sea-salt ice cream pop, the melting blue ice trickling down the popsicle stick and getting on her glove. Her right hand was placed over her chest where her heart would have been if it existed. A sigh escaped her lips as she realized her two best friends probably weren't going to show up. She was alone, which meant those voices would return.
"You're useless," Saix's voice rang through her head.
"You're nothing but a replica, Poppet," Xigbar's voice sneered.
"Are you crazy? Roxas couldn't love you! First of all, Nobodies can't love, and second of all, you're a part of him!"
"If Nobodies could love, Roxas would love Axel."
Xion lowered her head as that thought passed through her head. "They they have been hanging out a lot together," she choked, tears starting to stream down her cheeks. "What if the others are right?"
Then another nasty voice came into he
Akuroku : Demyx's AccidentAkuroku : Demyx's Accident9 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Demyx knew that if there is a god or something similar, that being must not liked him very much. Otherwise, he would not be landed in such a situation.
"Roxas! That spot... yeah... that's it..."
"Axel you're too tense. Relax a bit or it's going to hurt."
"Well... this is... ohh... my first time... afterall."
Demyx pressed himself flat against the corridor wall beside the slightly opened door, his face flushed from what he heard. He knew that Axel and Roxas had more than friendship between them, and he was proven right after Xaldin walked in on them in the kitchen and practically ran out. And Demyx was willing to bet on his sitar that whatever they were doing in the room only confirmed that fact.
"Ahh... harder... Roxas..."
"If I go any harder, you're going to be sore later."
"I don't care... it feels so... mm... good..."
The blond water-user cupped both his palms against his warm cheek, knowing that if his blush got any deeper, he was going to resemble a tomato. He could not imagine th
Demyx's First DayWarning: First of all, I do not own any characters from Kingdom Hearts otherwise the game would be extremely demented. Second, there is absolutely NO excuse for the ridiculousness and stupidity of this Fanfic. But if you want an explanation before reading it (or after) scroll down to my comments. Finally, no, I'm not thinking its good – I actually think its stupid and that's why I wrote it.Demyx's First Day8 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Letters floated in the air in front of the two men. The pointed font spelled out the letters D-M-Y-E. A green X formed as well, and the letters began to circle each other, rearranging themselves to spell another word: DEMYX.
"That shall be your name now, Demyx, Number nine," the Superior said. "Forget who and what you were because you can never go back." His dark face was pulled in a serious frown.
But the new member of the Organization was paying no attention. He was far more concerned with the letter
Perverts at the gym... girlsPerverts at the gym girlsPerverts at the gym... girls7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The girls were at the gym for cheerleading practice, and the guys were up in the weight lifting room *lifting weights**duh*
When the girls were done with practice they went up to shower when all of a sudden they here lifestyle of the rich and famous so they go up to look and see what was going on
All four of them peek up and see Sasuke Shikamaru Neji and Naruto without shirts on . And with all there muscles and the hotness!! AWW NOSE Bleed!!
TenTen and Hinata: GAWD!!!
Shikamaru: did you guys hear something?
All girls shut up
Naruto: nope did you guys see the girls practicing?
Girls: sweat drop
Sasuke: yea and DAMN!!
Neji: why Sasuke, who were you looking at Temari?
Sasuke: dude thats F***ing sick
ok sorry but have you ever heard guys pick on one girl so when they tease each other, they use her name yea that would be Temari in this case sorry Temari fans!*
Sunset Colours - AkuRoku FanficSunset Colours - AkuRoku Fanfic3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The blonde stared at the sun, mesmerized by the passing colours, flickering and fluttering in the sky, touching the pair sitting on the tower.
"Bet you don't know why the sun sets red." the red haired man next to him said. He too, was staring. Not at the beautiful sunset, but at something much more beautiful to him and closer.
The blond laughed and turned to face the spiky red head. "What, should I know, Axel?" he said, inquisitively.
Axel's gaze on the blond lingered longer than it should have for friends, for just friends.
Axel turned to the sunset to break the dangerous eye contact and said, a tone softer than before, "You see, the light is made up of many colours. And out of all those colours, red is the one that travels the furthest, Roxas!"
A emotion crossed Roxas's face as Axel turned away, but what was he to know to look?
The emotion was replaced by happiness- half happiness, as Roxas replied, "Like I asked! Know it all." and laughed genuinel
Final Fantasy VII OuttakesFF 7 OuttakesFinal Fantasy VII Outtakes11 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
*Camera pans from stars to the dark streets of Midgar, where a flower girl steps out into the lights..... and falls flat on her face.*
Opening pt 2
*Segue from cg to game set, As the train pulls into the station, Cloud tumbles out of the top and lands nimbly on his feet.... that is until he loses his balance and falls slam onto his back, flailing and windmilling his arms in a panic*
Cloud: AAAAAH!! *THUDD*
Director: CUT!! Back up the train! Let's try it again..
Barret: Damn, man... You awright?
Cloud: *wheeze, wheeze GASP*
Confrontation in the church
*Scene in the church shortly after the whole fiasco with Reno and the SOLDIERs.*
Reno: And try not to step in the flow... *backpedals with his hands after eloquently tripping over his own feet and falling face first into the flowerbed* AAACKK!!
Director: CUT! Someone help him up please.
Reno: *gets up spitting dirt and flower petals while the soldiers are howling in the background* Glahh! Bleah! Ptui! God, that was
This Is Not Love... 1-Akuroku-"Roxas~" Axel whined at the blonde, "I'm bored! Do we always have to hang out here in the library!" The redhead looked over the books he'd seen a hundred times before, "Can't we hang out some place more... private. Like your room or maybe mine."This Is Not Love... 1-Akuroku-9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Roxas glared at Axel briefly before going back to his book, "And do what?" He asked not really caring about the answer, "There's nothing in our room for us to do."
Axel walked over to Roxas and grabbed the book from his lap earning another glare, "Books are too boring. How can you stand reading them all the time? Let's go do something else." He examined the book Roxas had been reading, "Or if you don't want to do anything else we can at least go somewhere else."
Roxas stood up to grabbed the book but Axel lifted it up to where he couldn't reach it, damn he hated being short, "Bastard I was reading that..." He sighed knowing he wasn't going to win with the stubborn redhead, "Fine. We'll go to your room and I'll read there."
Axel grinned handing