A Kiss Of Sorts*Idon't know, so don't ask. This is that scene form Freddy vs Jason where Fred's tryin' ta kill Jase in his dream after knocking him out with those needles. Summary: After Jason has Freddy pinned to the ground some sort of insane mass murderer chaos ensues. Ya gots ta read ta fins out the rest! X) I'm so evil! Love me! And slash! Which this is! XD God damnit I'm going to Hell for this! ENJOY!*A Kiss Of Sorts5 years ago in General More Like This
"Why! Won't! You! DIE!?" Freddy Krueger screamed in frustration and anger, kicking at Jason Voorhees' gut, making the taller killer lurch foward. He glared through his beaten hockey mask, lunging foward and pushing Freddy to the ground, pinning him by his arms.
"Get OFF me you useless shit!" the smaller slasher demanded, gritting his teeth and struggling against Jason's grip. The zombie simply hovered above him, breathing heavily through the holes in his hockey mask. He knew he couldn't kill Freddy, but that didn't mean he couldn't try.
Freddy glared feircly, startling bright green eyes narrowed
Freddy Versus Jason V.2Freddy Versus Jason V.211 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
FREDDY VERSUS JASON
[Open on Freddy's boiler room]
Do you know how much I had to bribe them to let me open this movie? Euh. Oh. My reign of terror was legendary, until those pyromaniacal parents showed up without so much as a formal notice of complaint... You know, if you haven't seen my other movies, go buy them, losers, I'm not wasting my breath recapping all this shit. Uh, long story short, I found this thickheaded ape named Jason, and now we cut to a completely unnecessary nude scene. Later.
[Cut to a completely unnecessary nude scene]
Look at my boobies!
Kill her, Jason.
[Walks over, beginning another nude-girl-chase scene through the forest]
[Trips over, then bumps into a tree, then is promptly impaled]
FREDDY (As Mrs. Voorhees)
Wake up, Jason, go kill some brats on Elm Street for your mummy.
[Thinks] I'm cool with that. [Wanders off]
[Cut to Elm Street, 1428, where a bunch of SEXY FEMALE TEENAGERS, Lori, Kia, and some other girl and their
A Love Worth Killing For...A Love Worth Killing ForA Love Worth Killing For...3 years ago in Horror More Like This
For Fun Story
FreddyXJason, Yaoi, Blood, Killing, Horror
Use of Blood in Romance
Don't Like, Don't Read
YOU WERE WARNED...
It was dark out probably around 12. Out on the porch sat Jason Voorhees, his left arm holding him up while the other rested on his knee with his machete clutched in his hand. He was at his home, surrounded by trees and the peaceful sounds of the night-covered forest. Of course all that had to be interrupted when a more than likely female burst of laughter came echoing through the trees.
Jason's eyes opened, cold and dark filled with hate and rage. There were trespassers on his territory but not for long. Little did they know was that they were about to die. Jason got to his feet standing at almost 7 feet tall. His eyes squinted at the sound of another high-pitched laugh. Don't worry, they'll be dead soon, then the peace and quiet will return.
No Matter The Risks...FreddyXJason, YaoiNo Matter The Risks...3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Don't Like, Don't Read
YOU WERE WARNED...
This was certainly unexpected. A day that was supposed to be about horrific screams, blood, and dead teenagers ended with Freddy and Jason being chased themselves. It wasn't like this was the first time a bounty hunter had come to try and kill them, but this time a whole gang decided to show up. After the team had split up, four after Jason and the other four after Freddy, it was just a matter of picking them off one by one until there were not hunters left.
This was easy for Voorhees. He was used to dealing with these guys every now and then and it just so happened that they were in his territory. They're not the only hunters in the woods; Jason is a born hunter himself. Whatever entered his turf, he could easily take care of. He's not only strong, he's stealthy even for a guy his size. The dead man is seriously skilled. It only took him a matter of 10 to 15 minutes to take the four down. It was then time to find Freddy a
What If? Chapter 1The camp had been the last straw. Pamela could take no more.What If? Chapter 17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Her son Jason, her only, her pride and joy, had almost died by the hands of those stupid bullying children. And those councillors, ignorant, so forgetful, they shouldnt have left her autistic child alone, not for even a minute!
Fury rushed through her. They all deserved to pay. But now was not the time, she had to pack the last bags into her truck; she couldnt stay here, not where her son was in so much danger. She was leaving, moving to a town named Springwood. She had found work there and it paid a good wage.
Pam hated to confuse her teenage son with such a large change in such a short time, but they desperately needed the money. She absentmindedly folded the last of her clothes, stacking them neatly into a suitcase. Her poor, disfigured baby
Hearing a shuffling noise, she turned to see her tall son (almost 6ft! she thought proudly) standing in the doorway. Baby! Come to mommy! she called to hi
Nightmares and MemoriesFreddy leaned back on the chair, listening to the musical box as it played. True, all that it really had was a mask on a pedestal but it still held some kind of mysterious charm. It played a cute but extremely familiar tune. It was from an old friend, who came from Paris. His tale was featured in a extremely popular musical. He had to admit that the song was catchy. He couldn't help but hum along...until the box suddenly stopped. A dark laughter filled the room.Nightmares and Memories3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"You thought you truly got rid of me?" It laughed. Freddy jumped out of his seat.
"Show yourself!" He demanded. The voice laughed again.
"Oh do you really think I'd do so?" The voice taunted. Freddy growled, folding his arms.
"Get the fuck out of here. I don't need your shit." He whispered darkly. The voice said nothing more.
"FREDDY!" Freddy winced as Roman tackled him.
"What do you want now Roman?"
"I wanted to thank you."
"I did nothing about your possession. That was all Micheal and the exorcist...speaking of her..."
Freedom"No." Micheal left the room, leaving Ghostface to his thoughts.Freedom3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Now what do we do?" Freddy growled, leaning on the wall next to the door leading into Ghostface's room. Micheal looked at Freddy quietly for a moment.
"Get an exorcist. Anybody will do." Micheal whispered. Freddy rolled his eyes.
"Have we forgotten that I'm technically a demon? You're technically possessed? Jason...hmm." He took a moment before shrugging. Micheal sighed as he stared into the eyes of the mask.
"Then...what are we supposed to do?"
"Start with science. If that doesn't work, an exorcist will be our last resort." Freddy growled. Micheal raised an eyebrow behind his mask.
"I...I want Roman back as soon as possible." Micheal growled.
"I know you want him back but what if it's just a physiological condition he's going through?"
"What physiological condition makes his voice go THAT deep!?" Micheal snarled defensively. Freddy sighed.
"I don't have the answer to that one but we cannot just assume religious nu
Freddy Says No : Cheer-Up Gift"What the fuck are you making?"Freddy Says No : Cheer-Up Gift4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"What kind of gift?"
I sigh and hang my head over my keyboard, before cracking my neck and glaring out the corner of my right eye. "The kind you give a sad friend! Now leave me alone, Krueger," I growl as I turn back to my small, but important, project, mumbling. "annoying pizza faced asshole."
The sound of something similar to metal nails across concrete was heard, followed by the sent of fire sparks. "Knock it off before ya burn down my dorm, asshole!" Slamming my hands on my desk, I turn and growl at the stripped sweater wearing asshole on my bed.
Freddy Krueger, standing on my bed and leaning against the wall in boredom, puffed his third cigarette of the evening as he grunted. "I'm fucking bored, kid," he jumped down from my bed and waltz around my small, but still a decent size, dorm room, poking through my roommates fridge, before slamming the door and jumping on the small fridge to throw himself up on her lofted bed, stomping all over it
Mental AssaultJason lay on the bed in his room. He had to admit, it was plain and simple but he wasn't the one to decorate his room too much. He had his mother's shrine, yes that was true, but that was all really. He much preferred his mother to be with him then anything.Mental Assault3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Hey, Jace." Jason looked up, seeing Freddy leaning on the doorway.
"What's up? You don't look very good." Jason asked, swinging his legs around off the bed. It was true, Freddy was looking a lot paler then he normally would and the weather wasn't really cold too. Freddy sighed and sat on the bed next to Jason...well, more like walked over to Jason before just falling back.
"I'm just not feeling so hot today." He murmured. Jason leaned back next to him, gazing quietly at him.
"What do you mean not so hot?" He asked. Freddy heaved a heavy sigh.
"Well...never mind. You don't need to know. You wouldn't understand." He turned over, facing away from Jason. It was Jason's turn to sigh heavily.
"Come on...tell me." Jason poked Freddy's ba
PossessionWhat if the shadow was real? What happened if Ghostface DID accept the shadowy offer?Possession3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"We can make you superhuman...we can make you great! You can put
them to shame." The voice cooed. Ghostface looked at his Micheal plush
quietly, unsure. Did he really want superhuman abilities? He wanted to
be like Mikey but he wasn't sure if this was the way to go.
The shadow settled onto Ghostface's shoulders, waiting for an answer.
"I...I don't really know." He murmured, running his fingers through the plushs hair. The shadow growled, flinging the doll out of Ghostface's hands. He whimpered, groping the darkness to find it again. A sharp pain in his hands made Ghostface yelp in surprise. He leaned against the wall, terrified.
"Didn't they say you were the runt of the group? They always talked behind your back of how pathetic you were. We can change all that!" The shadow whispered false lies into Ghostface's ears.
"I swear Micheal, do we HAVE to monitor him?! He's pathetic, he will
101 Reasons to love Freddy~101 Reasons to Love Freddy Krueger~101 Reasons to love Freddy6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. He can go into your dreams (I should know; crazy fangirls like me have dreams periodically about him)
2. He was able to kick Jason Voorhees' butt in Freddy vs. Jason several times
3. He's short, especially compared to Jason
4. He can be really funny, even if he's being dark humored
5. He's a pervert
6. He's intelligent
7. He's afraid of fire
8. He can use people's fears against them to defeat them in a fight
9. His actor (Robert Englund) is awesome, especially as him.
10. He came back for vengeance, even after being burned alive
11. He and Hannibal Lecter could have a cooking show called "Cooking with Hannibal and Freddy"
12. He's your worst nightmare
13. Or to some he can be your best dream
14. Either way, he has a lot of creative stradegies on how to attack his victims
15. Example: SUPER FREDDY!
16. Freddy x Jason = LOVE
17. He licks Nancy while talking to her on the phone in the first Nightmare
18. He makes out with Lori in Freddy vs. Jason
Mortal Kombat :3Me: *lying in bed, drawing in sketchbook, listening to music*Mortal Kombat :33 years ago in Comedy More Like This
*hears scratching on door*
Me: Oo I don't remember having a cat....
Freddy: OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!!
Me: oO *opens door* What?
Freddy: *wearing two claw gloves with much larger blades* HELP ME GET THESE DAMN THINGS OFF!!
Me: Oo And hoooooow did you get two on in the first place?
Freddy: TT Damn video game.
Freddy: I'll explain later, just help me get these off!! *flails*
Me: And WHY should I help you?
Mollie: *pops up behind him* FATALITY!!
Freddy: OO *turns around quickly* WHAT THE-?!? TT Oh god, not one of you!!!
Me: Oo How'd you get here?
Mollie: I snuck in through your window when you weren't looking. ^^
Me: oO Umm...well then...okay... what's this all about??
Mollie: He's on Mortal Kombat now!! ^^
Freddy: I DIDN'T ASK FOR ANY OF THIS!!!
Me: Soooo, is that why the double claws?
Freddy: YES AND I HATE IT!!!
Freddy: -_- You know what fuck this 20 questions, I'll just do it myself. *tries taking off gloves bu
How To Die In a Horror Movie1. Freddy doesn't scare me, if he tried to appear in my dreams, they'd scare him and he'd leave.How To Die In a Horror Movie5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
2. A dude in a hokey mask is not scary, I'd think he was a goaly and throw a puck at him.
3. If Michael Myers was on a rampage through my town, I'd hug him.
4. If a man called me and asked "Have you checked the children?" I'd tell him "Yes, they're good, very good. And so am I! Wanna come down and play boardgames with us!?"
5. A serial killer has captured me, I'd cause him to call the police on himself by arguing against how he wants to kill me. Hey, if I'm gonna get killed, they better kill me my way!!
6. There is nothing scary about a dude with needles in his head, he just really needs to go to an emergency room.
7. Zombie children want to kill everyone who is not related to them, well I'm not related to them, but I'll give em a time out anyways.
8. Jigsaw wants to play a game, but I don't like that game. I'll demand we play Candy Land instead.
9. It's never nice to give someone up to the
CAS:Chapter 24-SizeEveryone in Thomas family knew just how short Isabelle was compared to Thomas. Some of them thought it was cute, some thought it was funny. But it never seemed to bother the couple.CAS:Chapter 24-Size4 years ago in Romance More Like This
One afternoon, the Hewitt's were going to have lunch with some of the Sawyers (Tex, Alfredo and Tinker) when Thomas walked in with Isabelle hot on his heels. She was cursing up a storm, arguing about something. Thomas looked annoyed and looked like he was trying to ignore her. She was about to say something else, then stopped with an annoyed expression. She went out of the room and came back with a chair. Thomas confused expression mirrored everyone else in the room. Isabelle put the chair down and climbed on top of it, making her eye level to Thomas.
Whatever Isabelle was about to say was drowned out by a roar of laughter in the room. Sometimes, Isabelle was just too cute.
"Freddy's Home""Pwetty!""Freddy's Home"5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Nancy smiled as she looked up from her psychology book that she was hunched over. Her eyes sparkled as she spotted a small child waddling, stumbling, after a large blue and green butterfly, her dark red dress making her stick out against the dark greenery of the bottom of the small hill.
Her tiny left hand was outstretched towards the sky, as she clutched a small, stuffed, pink pig under her right arm by its head, giggling as her tiny fingers brushed against the butterfly's wings. "Pwetty fwy! Pwetty fwy!" The little girl squealed, laughing as she ran in circles after the butterfly, which seemed to be playing along with the toddler.
Her Huggies diapers peeked out under her dress, as she stumbled forward, giggling as the butterfly began to fly up the hill. Nancy smiled softly. Innocent. The little girl was a ball of innocents and childhood fun.
And she was her little one. Her flesh and blood... His flesh and blood.
Nancy pursed her lips to a thin line, as she pushed a
NOES: ''No More Mr. Nice Guy''NOES: ''No More Mr. Nice Guy''6 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
"NO MORE MR. NICE GUY"
From NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET! THE MUSICAL
Original song by Alice Cooper, with additional lyrics by Diane N. Tran
SONG TYPE: Hard Rock
- Freddy Krueger, the murderer
- Katherine Krueger, his six-year-old daughter
- Child custody lawyer
- Prepubescents (three to five)
- Male chorus (offstage)
Outside the federal courts, FREDDY KRUEGER has gotten free from his murder trail due to a technicality. He should be pleased, but isn't because he looses custody of his six-year-old daughter, KATHERINE KRUEGER, and after a tearful goodbye, she is taken away by a CHILD CUSTODY LAWYER supplied by the city. KATHERINE hugs close a teddy bear, wh
The Scariest Movie EVA*Amanda, Amy, Jamie, and Michael are all playing Monopoly*The Scariest Movie EVA3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Michael: Wait....I don't understand what this means...
Jamie: It means-
Amanda: IT MEANS YOU GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!
Amy: IT MEANS YOU GIVE ME ALL THE PLACES YOU BOUGHT!!
Michael: Oo Really?
Jamie: -_- No, it doesn't Uncle Michael.
Amy: Had to ruin our plans for world domination, didn't ya?
Michael: So what DOES it mean then?
Jamie: It just means you go to jail.
Amy: BURNED LIKE KRUEGEEEERRRRRRR!
Michael: Oo But I don't like jail...
Jamie: But you HAVE to go Uncle Michael, it's the rules.
Michael: Can't I just break out?
Amanda: Well the rules never said that you can't break out...
Amy: Oo Heeeyy, if he gets to be the convict who broke out of prison then I get to be the psychotic who broke out of the mental ward!!! ......Oo....wait...
Michael: -_- Not around Jamie, please....
Jamie: But you have t- *is interrupted by screaming coming form upstairs* Oo
Freddy X Jason: FeelingsFreddy X JasonFreddy X Jason: Feelings2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
-Why won´t you DIE! Screamed the dream demon Freddy Krueger, with pure anger, seeing that his enemy, the killer of Crystal Lake Jason Voorhees, still alive.
Jason raised his arm and grabbed Freddy by his striped red and green sweater, and pulled him down to the floor of the boiler room. Jason pinned Freddy to the ground with his strong hands. For the look in Freddy´s furious face, you could tell that he didn´t liked of being on the ground under Jason´s grab.
-Get off me your asshole! Freddy screamed, trying to kick Jason off of him, but with no success.
Jason let one of his hands off from one of Freddy´s arms, and grab Freddy´s neck. Trying to strangle him. Freddy tried to use his demoniacs dream powers to throw Jason away, but for some strange reason, nothing happened. He tried again. Nothing. Jason knew that all of what was happening was just a dream , and that he couldn´t kill Freddy. But he could try. Couldn
NOES: Innocent Demon, Chapter INOES: Innocent Demon, Chapter I4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET: INNOCENT DEMON
Chapter I: "The Gardener"
Written by Abri Isgrig and Diane N. Tran
Weeding the last remnants of dead leaves and grass with a three-pronged fork, Freddy Krueger rested on his hands and knees while he stabbed a small spade into ground. Its surface was dried and cracked due to the heat of the summer sun, but the seasons were changing and autumn was approaching. It was a new school year at Badham Preschool, just a week in. He chiseled a hole and scooped through the rich soil that hid underneath before he dug another one beside it.
The man whistled to himself and feigned ignorance to the fact that the three small children were sneaking up behind him, sniggering behind their tiny hands, as he pretended to be focused on planting the new stonecrops and chrysanthemums.
"Wanna play tag with us, Mr. Freddy?
CAS:Chapter 14-RollercoasterA 16 year old Isabelle looked at Thomas with excitement on her face which mirrored his own. They couldn't believe they were actually here.CAS:Chapter 14-Rollercoaster4 years ago in Romance More Like This
When they found out that there was a carnival in town, they really wanted to go there and wanted to play all the games and eat the food there. Most of all, they wanted to ride the roller coaster. But when they asked, the answer was a flat-out no. They sulked for awhile, until Isabelle got an idea. They didn't like it, but they felt they had no choice.
They decided to ask one of Thomas cousin, Tex, to take them.
At first, Tex just raised an eyebrow, but then he smiled and said sure. They were surprised that he said yes so quickly. So, the next day, they sneaked out and waited near the roads for Tex. He arrived and they went to the carnival.
After about an hour of playing games and eating snacks; they eagerly waited in line for the roller coaster. Thomas went through fine, but Isabelle had an argument with the conductor because of the height requireme
Freddy and Jason part 1Freddy and Jason Part 1Freddy and Jason part 14 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The sound of leaking gas pipes could be heard all around. It was dark and
menacing, Jason's eyes shot open and he leaned up rubbing the back of his neck.
Suddenly a dark laugh came from the shadows, he looked around (Where the hell
a I) he thought. "Well look who's awake" came an all too familliar voice. Jason got
up off the metalic floor, unstraped his machete from his left leg, he could feel
a sudden breeze on his chest. It was shredded open! The dark laugh echoed
around the boiler room. Freddy suddenly appeared at the top of a flight of stairs,
"hello hockey puck, did you like my present" he mocked. Jason glared at him, gripping
his machete tighter, " aww ain't that cute, mama's boy trying to act tough " he cooed, as
he walked down the stairs, "your in my world now now!". He pointed a claw in the
direction of a pile steel wire and then pointed at Jason, the wire flew
right at him pinning him to a wall by his wrists. His machete hit the floor
making a sound th
Hello Amy :3Amy: *sneaks into Freddy's room* O.O Cooool.Hello Amy :33 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Freddy: *sitting, turned to his desk, writing something, doesn't notice her come in*
Amy:... *pokes him*
Amy: *pokes him again*
Freddy: -_- What???
Amy:... *turbo pokes him*
Freddy: TT DAMMIT JAMIE WHAT DO YOU-! *turns around and sees Amy* Oo Okay who the fuck are you???
Amy: *in professional tone* I'm sorry sir, but there's been an accident.
Freddy:... uhh... what are you talking about?
Amy: Are you familiar with an Alesha?
Freddy: Yeah, why?
Amy: I don't know how to tell you this, but.... she died.
Amy: In a long and slow and terribly painful way.
Freddy: Annnd what's new?
Amy: I'm sorry for your loss.
Freddy: And I'm sorry that you're still breathing. I can fix that problem though! *grins*
Amy: OOOOH, WHATCHA WRITIN THAR MISTER?! *grabs piece of paper*
Freddy: OO WHAT THE-?! HEY! BITCH!! NO!! THAT'S MINE!!
Amy: O.O IT'S A LOOOOOOOVE LETTER!!
Freddy: O///O WHAT!? NO!! OF COURSE NOT!! GIVE IT BACK!! *slashes at
DrunkFreddy: *sitting on couch, flipping through TV* Ugh...so bored... WHY IS THERE NEVER ANYTHING TO DO AROUND HE-?!Drunk4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Me: *falls down steps* WEEEEEEE!!!!
Freddy: Oo...You alright there kid?
Me: *giggles* I LIKE KITTY CATS!
Amanda: *falls down stairs after me* THIS IS SOOO FUNNNN!!!
Me: IKR?!? *gets up and falls back down*
Freddy:..okay you two are acting weirder than normal, what's going on?
Me: Re..remember that...umm... BEER!
Amanda: I LIKE THE BOTTLE THAT HAD THAT THING IN IT!
Me:...I SEE A FLYING TURTLE, RIGHT THERE ON THE CEILING!!
Amanda: OO OMG NOOOO!!!! *grabs me and uses me as a human shield*
Freddy:...there's nothing there...
Me: YOU NEED TO STOP HIDE...HIDING ALL DAT ALCOHOL FROM US!...YEAH!
Freddy: Oo...wait...you two are DRUNK?
Amanda: AND YOU'RE SEXY!!
Me: I SECOND THAT NOTION!
Freddy: Oo...Jack Daniels I love you.
Me: IM GONNA SING A SONG NOW!!
Amanda: *hands me hairbrush* SING IT GIRL!
Me: A B C D E K RRRRRR!!!!