WeDid IT InFrontOfTheMirror We Did It In Front of The MirrorWeDid IT InFrontOfTheMirror8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
He told me that he was an expert.
That we would take it slowly.
As Sweet As the Rose: PART IAs Sweet As the Rose: PART I10 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
AS SWEET AS THE ROSE~
[A riddle from the Fiji Islands]
There is a box: Goods are continually poured into it, yet it is never full.
It is not unusual for a child to get up earlier than his parents. Maybe it isn't exactly that they wake up before their parents than just when their young minds are fully conscious they decide to get up unlike the parents who try to sleep in until they absolutely have to get up. It also is not unusual for a child to wake up their parents after they get up, demanding breakfast and saying things like, "Mommy, I want peanut butter on my toast," or "Daddy, can we have pancakes now? You promised," and other similar things.
A little five-year-old boy called Edward woke his parents up one Saturday morning, but it was not to get them for breakfast. His little mind had been working all night long and now it was almost overloaded with questions.
His mother Penelope was awaken by the noisy c
Purple DaisiesI see purple daisiesPurple Daisies11 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Swaying in the wind
Oh beautiful daisies
Swaying in the wind
Watch out for that rabbit
He's going to eat your heads
Oh beautiful daisies
You're going to be dead
I see a barren field
Where the daisies used to be
That furry little rabbit-
It was really me
How to write an exciting blog1How to write an exciting blog110 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
How to write an exciting blog in 10 easy steps!
1: Live an exciting life and write about that. If you don't have a great life, make up stuff you COULD have done during the day.
2: Update atleast once per day. You don't get those all important pageviews if people don't come back every day.
3: Provoke your readers. Politics is a great way to do that. If you live in the US; write about why you support Bin Laden. If you live anywhere else; write about why you support Bush. If that fails you can pretend to have homophobia, hate _all_ animals, be a racist or become a nazi.
4: Tell about your sexlife. If you don't have one, make one up. The more sexpartners, the better.
5: Write horrible things about your friends, family and coworkers. Don't leave anything out!
6: Take and post a lot of pictures, often. Clothes are no good, try to aviod those. If you don't own a camera you should steal other peoples pictures. You should atleast get a webcam to show off yourself, and your cat/dog/whatev
this one's four you three twoher name, if i remember correctly, was laura, melissa and purple.this one's four you three two6 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
a girl stays far away from the swing, too scared to touch the sky and follow in the footsteps of wax-winged men. her mammy said the branch would give in. her friend crowns the tree with whispered words, and tells the petrified bark never to give up on itself.
they learn how to spell, fumbling fingers holding fat crayons in fists, racing each oh-tee-her, el-ih-ay-ar-ning to-get-her. it doesn't matter to them that they don't get full marks even though "l-e-a-r-anne" and "d-e-c-laura-t-i-o-n" are clearly wrong.
they are four and nothing's stopping them from living forever.
[now picture this;
moving away is so much sadder when it's further than just across your backyard, feels like accidentally squirting lemon juice in your eyes when she was your friend and you promised 'best', hangs like eyebags and premonitions because you left her number to be lost amidst the grass when you sat on that swing
HTF At The HideoutWARNING!!!! ShiftyXLifty. Characters' thoughts start at one star and end at another.HTF At The Hideout6 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Shifty and Lifty had successfully completed their bank heist. They stole about fifty million dollars. They hoisted the bags of loot into the trunk and got into the van. They were snickered happily and began to drive to their hideout.
Lifty: Can you believe this, man?! Fifty million dollars!!!
Shifty: I know!! This is awesome, man!! We're rich!!
They chuckled evilly and high-fived each other. When they arrived at their destination, they grabbed the money and took it inside.
Lifty: Why don't we hit another bank?
Shfty ignored his brother and settled onto the couch. He lay down and pushed his fedora forward so that it would cover his eyes. He immediately fell asleep. Lifty sighed. Every time he had an idea, Shifty dismissed it. He sometimes wished that he would be treated with a little bit more respect, treated as another thief, not an appr
HTF Forbidden Love Ch.1WARNING!HTF Forbidden Love Ch.16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
IF YOU DON'T LIKE! THEN DON'T READ!
Flaky sat pleasantly under the shade of a tree, watching the small ducklings follow their mother. She was only afraid of ducks if they were close because she was afraid they would bite her, but from a distance she thought they were adorable.
She suddenly heard the voices and laughter of Giggles and Petunia coming closer to her. She jumped from not expecting someone else to be here too. Usually she was alone.
Giggles noticed Flaky under the tree and greeted her. "Hi Flaky!" She said in her usual cheery voice.
"H-hey." Flaky stuttered.
"You know, we barely ever see you out. Why don't you come outside more? You can always come do things with us if you want." Giggles said, making a suggestion.
"Well, um, thanks, but I kind of like being alone. It's safer." Flaky said, making up an excuse.
"Well we were on our way to the roller skating rink. You could come with us if yo
Shadilver-Journal Jacker-P17Shadow stared at the pages in disbelief. He set the book down and got up. He ranShadilver-Journal Jacker-P175 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
out as he was putting on his scarf. He ran as fast as he could.
He had to find silver...
Silver was running down the corridors pushing open the doors on his way past.
He couldn't possibly just let Fernando just give him an ipad. He pushed on harder
to get there faster, it must be a bribe...
Shadow was running down the next few corridors, looking down every pathway, in every
classroom door window, but so far he hadn't seen silver, not once. He looked up
and he was aproaching the big double doors of the gym. Maybe he could take a
shortcut here to check outside.
Silver looked up he was coming closer to the gym doors. He knew he shouldn't be
cutting in through the gym but there was no class going on or no teachers so
he wouldn't be told off. Maybe he could check in here.
Shadow pushed against the door.
Silver put out his arms and pushed against the door.
Suddendly silver noticed h
Shadilver Journal Jacker-P20Silver's face instantly lit up with joy. But it quickly vanished when he rememberedShadilver Journal Jacker-P205 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
about shadow's expultion. He looked down at the floor, very upset.
Shadow looked at him puzzled. Silver's face practicallly gave off a glow he lit
up that much, and suddedndly it crashed into a upset blue haze.
"What's the matter?...oh...i see. Well I thought it would be worth to at least
say anyway even if--
"N-no I don't mean that!" silver pitched in.
"Oh, then what's wrong?"
Silver looked up, and seemed as if he were about to cry. He fought back the tears
so none shed. He suddendly outbursted-
"You can't just say that then leave!" he shouted.
Shadow blinked in surprise. Taken aback, that silver ever even shouted like that.
"If you want to leave fine!"
"Silver you know I have no other choice, the only reason i'm leaving is because
i saved your back!"
Silver wouldn't have it. He hated shouting at people especially if it were to be
shadow. He turned round and dashed off, slamming the door
HTF Don't Leave Me Ch.1WARNING!!!! Sad PetuniaXHandy. Characters here are HUMANS.HTF Don't Leave Me Ch.16 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
On a dark night, Petunia and Handy were on their couch in their living room, peacefully watching TV. Petunia lay resting her head on Handy's lap while Handy sat straight up. They both stared blankly at the bright screen of the TV. Petunia and Handy both went to school together. One day, Mr. Lumpy assigned a group project to his class. He paired up his students randomly, joining them together. After that day, they became good friends, spending most of their time with each other. Feelings between each other formed and after a year of a trusting friendship, they became a couple. Their relationship was so healthy and strong that they recently moved into a new, two-story house together about two months after they hit it off. Now, they were here, enjoying each other's company with a little television. Then, the two heard a knock at the door.
Handy signaled Petunia to s
HTF Forbidden Love Ch.4WARNING!!!HTF Forbidden Love Ch.46 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEN DON'T READ
Flaky woke up early the next morning with a yawn. She sat up in bed and stretched her arms. At first she didn't know where she was because she fell asleep in Flippy's truck. She realized that Flippy must have brought her in after he drove her to her house.
She got up and poured herself a cup of coffee and sat at her kitchen table to drink it. After she was done she got ready for the day. She remembered that Giggles wanted her to call her. She made her way to her phone and dialed Giggles' number.
"Hello?" Giggles answered.
"Hi, it's me, Flaky."
"Oh hi Flaky! I was worried you might have forgotten to call me!" Giggles said cheerfully.
"No, I remembered. So what did you want to talk to me about?" Flaky asked.
Giggles giggled. "So, why didn't you tell me you and Flippy were going out?"
"But we're not going out!" Flaky said.
"Oh come on Flaky! You two were totally flirting. The way you looked at each o
Christmas Surprise 2"What the hell is going on?!" Shifty yelled trying to break free from the handcuffs.Christmas Surprise 25 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Glad to see you're awake." Evil said walking into the bedroom.
Shifty began to squirm, but didn't take his eyes off of Evil.
"What are you going to do to me?" Shifty asked fearing the answer would involve death.
"Well you don't have to worry about me killing you that's for sure." Evil said smiling.
Shifty let out a sigh of relief, but he still wanted to know what Evil was thinking.
"So that means you'll let me go right?" Shifty asked.
Before Evil could answer a small noise from downstairs caused his ears to perk up. Evil looked at the door and back at Shifty.
"Your only back up was your brother right?" Evil asked looking back at the door.
"Ya why?" Shifty asked looking at the door as well.
Evil left the room and was about to go downstairs when he heard Flippy cry out in pain again.
"Flippy what happened this time?" Evil asked when he got to the bottom of the stairs.
"Nothing!" Flippy yelled from the l
HTF Forbidden Love Ch.3WARNING!HTF Forbidden Love Ch.36 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEN DON'T READ!
Flippy stirred his shake around nervously while Flaky continued stuffing her mouth with french fries. Flippy sighed from the awkward silence and rested his head on his hand.
Flippy looked up, surprised to see that all of Flaky's fries were gone.
"I guess you really were hungry." He said trying to start a conversation.
Before Flaky could answer, Giggles and Petunia stood behind her and tapped her on the shoulder.
"Hey Flaky, we're going to get going. It's starting to get late." Petunia said.
"It is? What time is it?" Flaky asked.
"8:30, we didn't realize that it was that time either. Make sure to call us tomorrow. We need to talk about some things." Giggles said.
Flaky looked at Giggles nervously. Before she could ask what she meant by "things" and why she paused before she said it she had already walked out the door.
"I hope it's not too dark outside. I had to walk here." Flaky said worriedly.
Robert JohnsonRobert Johnson10 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Now, it was a common fact
Among Southern blacks,
That you could sell your soul at a crossroads.
You'd just sit on a fence,
Like it was a bench,
And wait til midnight, when the Devil would show.
There once was a man named Robert,
(Couldn't play a lick on the guitar...)
Who sat one night at 49th and 61st,
To watch the passing cars.
Right about then,
Two hours past ten,
Is when Lucifer burst up, then jaunted in...
And he proposed a deal,
(One you couldn't refuse)
To the young man named Robert Johnson.
"I'll give you money, women and fame,
In exchange for your puny ole soul...
Makin' you happy,
Helpin' some folks,
That's my eternal goal."
Robert Looked at the Devil.
Then he looked at his shoes.
(He didn't know how to feel...)
Then he saw his guitar case, sitting nearby,
And proposed a new kind of deal:
"In this day and age, with these new record players,
Any loser can become a star!
No, the only way that you're getting my soul,
Is if you teach me to play the guitar."
There escaped a small
Warmate reunion Part 1Warmate reunion part 1Warmate reunion Part 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
This chapter takes place where the last one stopped.
Author's note: there are a few things I'd like to say before I start this chapter:
1- When Flippy left the army, he was a sergeant.
2- Mouse Kaboom and Sneaky will sometimes refer to Flippy as "Sir", since I assume he was their superior in the army.
3- They still don't know yet that Evil and Flippy are separated.
4- Mouse Kaboom is deaf due to all the explosions he made in his life, although he can understand what people are saying by reading lips. Also, he is French (and so am I, well French-canadian, but still French), so I'll put in some French lines from him (with translations of course). Since they fought together for a couple of years, Sneaky and Flippy know French (they can't speak it though) thanks to Mouse Kaboom, so they understand him. Lastly, just for the purpose of having fun, I'll make him like a Casanova (Disco Bear style), but a lot nicer and more gentleman-ish.
5- I'll make Sneaky a more reserv
The Return of the Past Pt 1On a dark, cold, misty night a familiar mint-green bear wandered the streets of HappyTreeTown, he mostly would walk at night to avoid hurting other Tree Friends.The Return of the Past Pt 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He turned onto a street named "Tree Lane St." he walked down the street, his hands in his pockets as he turned into a dark, wet alley, his head was down and he was to deep in thought to notice the curled up figure about 6 feet in front of him, his thoughts were interrupted but a small whimper. His head snapped upward and he took out his army knife, "W-who's there?" He asked, although he stuttered there was a tint of anger and demand in his voice.
"Well?" He asked.
"D-d-don't hurt m-me . . . " The small, little voice reply. Flippy put his knife away and realized who he demanded to. It was Flaky.
"Flaky . . . " Flippy started, "what are you doing here, it's one in the morning, shouldn't you be at home?" Flippy asked, slightly concerned about why Flaky would be out this late.
The timid, shy girl looked up at him, her eyes were st
Shadilver-Journal Jacker-P26It was the following day. Tuesday. Exams....Shadilver-Journal Jacker-P265 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Silver was on his way to the library to pick up a book since he had no idea
where shadow had run off to this morning. Maybe he went to study and didn't
want to wake him.
Shadow was far off from studying, he wasn't even at school. He was back at the
motorway. Luckily there were still some police officers looking round. He ran
up to one and tapped him on the shoulder.
"Excuse me," shadow began.
The officer turned round and had a scornful look on his face.
"What do you want kid. You're not allowed round here."
"Yeah yeah I know that but have you--
"Wait a minute...are that guy from the newspaper photos!"
"Eh...yeah....moving on, look did you happen to see a book of any kind like
a journal for example, its blue has a leather buckle lock, says silver on it..?"
"Hmmmm I dont think so....oh wait i did!"
"Well I saw some other kid run off with it when i was on duty yesterday. I shouted
at him to get off site and he just took of
Shadilver Journal Jacker-P21Shadow pulled away just relising what he had just done. Silver was blushingShadilver Journal Jacker-P215 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
violently but he had the cutest smile on his face.
"Your a good kisser," silver said laughing a little.
Shadow was now the one blushing violently.
Out of no where Fernando came into the room , holding some text books.
"Hey shadow i thought you might nee--...." he trailed off as he saw them on the
floor, and he dropped the books in shock. "I'lllll....come back later..." he said
Silver and shadow looked at one another and then burst out laughing. Silver got up
and held his hand out to shadow. Shadow took it and silver helped him up.
"Thanks," shadow said.
Shadow could see his bag behind silver, all packed and ready to go. He looked
at his watch it was 8.00am, he had an hour to get off campus or who know's what
else the principal would do, come to think of it what ever happened to that kid
who got expelled near the start of the year....
Shadow shook his head, getting his head clear.
HTF Our Date Ch. 1If you don't like FlakyXFlippy, then I suggest you don't read this story (Yes, Flaky is a GIRL). Characters' thoughts start at one star and end at another star.HTF Our Date Ch. 16 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 1: The Question
Flippy's black pac-man pupils stared at the shy, red porcupine sitting alone in the small corner of a booth, silently eating her strawberry ice-cream. He came into Cro-Marmot's ice cream parlor to enjoy a nice, cold chocolate ice-cream, but his appetite disappeared once he caught a glimpse of her. He was just sitting at the bar, watching. He liked Flaky ever since he met her. Her beautiful smile, her cute laugh, her wonderful warm presence, her shy and sweet demeanor- everything about her made his heart melt. Every minute that he spent with her made his feelings grow stronger. What really made his feelings expand was when she organized a surprise party on his birthday, although she knew that he was mentally unstable. That event deeply touc
She Will Be Loved- FxF Chap. 3CATION: FLIPPYXFLAKY!!!She Will Be Loved- FxF Chap. 35 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Flaky awoken to the sweet aroma of food coming from downstairs. She got out of bed and rushed down to eat.
"Good morning, honey." Flippy called to her, smiling. Flaky blushed.
"Honey?" She asked. Flippy blushed.
"Oh sorry about that I made you pancakes." He said, trying to change the subject. Flaky smiled.
"I Can tell. Thanks so much, Flippy." She said softly. Flippy nodded.
"Sure. Now come on, lets eat." He said, pulling out a chair for her to sit in. Flaky happily took it. After they were done eating, Flippy stood up.
"I thought we could go hang out at the park for a while today." he offered. Flaky smiled.
"Sounds fun!" Flippy nodded.
"Lets go." He held out his hand. Flaky took it joyfully. They headed out to the park. Flippy smiled. He thought that they looked like a couple. While Flaky was still thinking about last night, the bad parts of it.
"Flaky?" Flaky looked up, hearing her name. Giggles and Petunia were standing in front of her and Flippy. T
Happy Tree Friends:Dark KillerHappy Tree Friends:Flaky's Evil?!Happy Tree Friends:Dark Killer6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Part 1: Flaky's Desire
metalyan94: Could someone please tell me the freakin' plot of this damn story?!
(a blue anteater with nerdy glasses and a pocket protector on his chest appears)
metalyan94: Who are you?
??????: I'm Sniffles. Allow me to...
metalyan94: Hey, nerd. Why don't you get me some chili cheese fritos in the meantime?
Sniffles: But don't you wanna...
metalyan94: Get on with you!
Sniffles: (walks out of scene grumbling angrily)
metalyan94: Now, I just need to know WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!
(a blue skunk with a pine scent deodorizer and a pink flower on top of her head appears)
metalyan94: And just who are you?
??????: My name is Petunia.
metalyan94: Petunia? But, that's a flower's name. And aren't you a skunk?
Petunia: Yes, both those questions are true.
metalyan94: And skunks spray a terribly smelly odor?
HTF Zombieland- Chap. 1God Bless America,HTF Zombieland- Chap. 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Land that I love.
Stand beside her, and guide her
thru the night with a light from above.
From the mountains, to the prairies,
To the oceans, white with foam
God bless America, My home sweet home.
I wish I could still call this America.
Six months ago, Lumpy, now known as patient Zero, ate a contaminated burger.
He turned into a more hideous, yes; he turned even MORE ugly, cannibal creature.
Well the now undead dumbass went on a rampage. He bite three people before someone finally killed him. But, the three people he bit turned into zombies. And they bit people, and those people bit people, and those people bit some people .
Eventually, there became more zombies than Happy Tree Friends.
Quickly, everyone turned into a flesh eating beast.
Everyone but me of course.
My name is Flippy.
And I'm surviving the zombie apocalypse.
You're probably thinking, "How can a guy like him be the last person alive?"
I was signed up for the army, but I ne
Nursed to Health and Love Pg.4WARNING! SONIC YAOI!Nursed to Health and Love Pg.45 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
As Silver finished recording the information from the various monitors and screens, he pulled out a black binder and set it on the covers next to me. "What's this?" I asked, grabbing the hard folder and flipping through its pages. "It's a menu." The nurse responded, turning towards me and leaning over the side of my bed, pretending as if he wanted to read the contents of what I held. He came very close to me, close enough that if I tilted my head I could lightly touch his It was a tempting thought. "You just choose anything that looks good and I'll get it for you. You must be starving after what happened."
It didn't occur to me until just now, but the instant that hedgehog said those words my stomach roared from hunger. I placed the folder over my belly, clasping my hands together as if it would mask the embarrassing
Sonadow-Strict Love-P6Sonadow-Strict Love-P65 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I stood where I was, as I looked at her scornfully, but quickly put my head down.
"Oh dear sonic are you alright? You're crying, I didn't bump into you that hard did i?" she asked worriedly.
"I'm just fine, it has nothing to do with you," I spoke.
She stepped closer and patted my shoulder. I looked up and she then reached into her pocket and took out a fancy cotton handkerchief and wiped away my tears. I was surprised.
"What happened? Did you hurt yourself? You've got a skateboard did you fall off it?"
I blinked. She was so caring, and worried about me. But why? I have hardly had any contact with her and hate her soul and yet she wants to help me out.
"Why are you doing this " I said to her suspiciously.
"Because I care of course. I didn't really get to meet you properly; you must have had something important to do with how quickly you ran out. Shadow does talk about you from time to time you know."
"Yes, well Mr Hedge to you."
Shadow. Hmm I liked the sound of that. Talk