YHtBtR: The Novellization***YHtBtR: The Novellization7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Note 1 - This is based of of Mazapan's game "You Have to Burn the Rope."
Note 2 - Any literary pompousness or undue depth to be found within the following text is utterly intentional. Play the game to understand how epic it is.
Note 3 - This is only labeled "fiction" because of several factual embellishments found in the original game; the story is, in essence, true to real life.
You Have to Burn the Rope:
The Artist: Burk
The floor was rough. It stared upward with a burning look, that dark, primordial knowledge that one is being watched, pierced from some unknown angle by impossible eyes. Hewn stone gazed inward from all around. The rigid and dank cloud in the Hero's mind, so much an ironic beast to him, would not rise, would not dissipate; even as his mind drifted in and out of lucidity, he laughed to himself in a fleeting dream of conscious review: my own clouds I have hewn in twain, and yet this one, newly wrought, deigns to pas
Primitivedon't ever think i'm ahead of you. i'm years behind you. i'm trapped eras and eons ago, where a new sun is warming pulsing, breathing earth. new earth. i'm old and i'm new. i'm new and i'm here to devise the newer. i am sitting at the edge of dawn, my feet dangling from the shore and dipping into oceans, stirring, shifting the future. i am howls in the dead of night. i am feral screams and giddy moans that eroded the world and made it the never changing, always changing universe we walk on every night. i am a million stories of heartache and loss. i am one thousands tales of love and discovery. i am pleasure dressed in pain. i am beauty drenched in the vulgar. i am here and i will always be here. i was then and i will always be then. i am the first sigh the earth breathed to welcome its delicate subjects of life. i am a gentle lie and a deeper truth. i am the beginning. i am the end. i existed long before human opened his quivering eye. i am not the light from thoughtful irises. i am tPrimitive4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Tactical Nuke AdviceTactical Nuke AdviceTactical Nuke Advice6 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
1)Tactical nukes don't work as well when it's cold outside
2)When you can't get into your house shoot a tactical nuke through the window,this will open the door
3)It is unadvisable to shoot the person next to you with a tactical nuke
4)When being shot at with a tactical nuke charge the shooter while waving your arms in the air and attempt to foam at the mouth
5)When intimidating with a tactical nuke, but you don't really have one find a big microwave and put everything you can into it
6)Having a tactical nuke is a virtue
7)When an armed tactical nuke has a sign that says "this side up" it is unadvisable to put that side down
8)It is unadvisable to joyride on a tactical nuke
9)When someone has a tactical nuke it is unadvisable to chase the red dot that it is projecting
10)It is unadvisable to paint your house with a tactical nuke. It will not turn out the way you want. Trust me
11)Redecorating with a tactical nuke is a bad idea
12)If you are an assassin i
Hacker ManifestoThe Hacker ManifestoHacker Manifesto6 years ago in Historical More Like This
Written January 8, 1986
Another one got caught today, it's all over the papers. "Teenager Arrested in Computer Crime Scandal", "Hacker Arrested after Bank Tampering"...
Damn kids. They're all alike.
But did you, in your three-piece psychology and 1950's technobrain, ever take a look behind the eyes of the hacker? Did you ever wonder what made him tick, what forces shaped him, what may have molded him?
I am a hacker, enter my world...
Mine is a world that begins with school... I'm smarter than most of the other kids, this crap they teach us bores me...
Damn underachiever. They're all alike.
I'm in junior high or high school. I've listened to teachers explain for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction. I understand it. "No, Ms. Smith, I didn't show my work. I did it in my head..."
Damn kid. Probably copied it. They're all alike.
I made a discovery today. I found a computer. Wait a second, this is cool. It does what I want it to. If it makes a
Shadilver-Journal Jacker-P17Shadow stared at the pages in disbelief. He set the book down and got up. He ranShadilver-Journal Jacker-P174 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
out as he was putting on his scarf. He ran as fast as he could.
He had to find silver...
Silver was running down the corridors pushing open the doors on his way past.
He couldn't possibly just let Fernando just give him an ipad. He pushed on harder
to get there faster, it must be a bribe...
Shadow was running down the next few corridors, looking down every pathway, in every
classroom door window, but so far he hadn't seen silver, not once. He looked up
and he was aproaching the big double doors of the gym. Maybe he could take a
shortcut here to check outside.
Silver looked up he was coming closer to the gym doors. He knew he shouldn't be
cutting in through the gym but there was no class going on or no teachers so
he wouldn't be told off. Maybe he could check in here.
Shadow pushed against the door.
Silver put out his arms and pushed against the door.
Suddendly silver noticed h
Shadilver Journal Jacker-P20Silver's face instantly lit up with joy. But it quickly vanished when he rememberedShadilver Journal Jacker-P204 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
about shadow's expultion. He looked down at the floor, very upset.
Shadow looked at him puzzled. Silver's face practicallly gave off a glow he lit
up that much, and suddedndly it crashed into a upset blue haze.
"What's the matter?...oh...i see. Well I thought it would be worth to at least
say anyway even if--
"N-no I don't mean that!" silver pitched in.
"Oh, then what's wrong?"
Silver looked up, and seemed as if he were about to cry. He fought back the tears
so none shed. He suddendly outbursted-
"You can't just say that then leave!" he shouted.
Shadow blinked in surprise. Taken aback, that silver ever even shouted like that.
"If you want to leave fine!"
"Silver you know I have no other choice, the only reason i'm leaving is because
i saved your back!"
Silver wouldn't have it. He hated shouting at people especially if it were to be
shadow. He turned round and dashed off, slamming the door
HTF At The HideoutWARNING!!!! ShiftyXLifty. Characters' thoughts start at one star and end at another.HTF At The Hideout5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Shifty and Lifty had successfully completed their bank heist. They stole about fifty million dollars. They hoisted the bags of loot into the trunk and got into the van. They were snickered happily and began to drive to their hideout.
Lifty: Can you believe this, man?! Fifty million dollars!!!
Shifty: I know!! This is awesome, man!! We're rich!!
They chuckled evilly and high-fived each other. When they arrived at their destination, they grabbed the money and took it inside.
Lifty: Why don't we hit another bank?
Shfty ignored his brother and settled onto the couch. He lay down and pushed his fedora forward so that it would cover his eyes. He immediately fell asleep. Lifty sighed. Every time he had an idea, Shifty dismissed it. He sometimes wished that he would be treated with a little bit more respect, treated as another thief, not an appr
HTF Forbidden Love Ch.1WARNING!HTF Forbidden Love Ch.15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
IF YOU DON'T LIKE! THEN DON'T READ!
Flaky sat pleasantly under the shade of a tree, watching the small ducklings follow their mother. She was only afraid of ducks if they were close because she was afraid they would bite her, but from a distance she thought they were adorable.
She suddenly heard the voices and laughter of Giggles and Petunia coming closer to her. She jumped from not expecting someone else to be here too. Usually she was alone.
Giggles noticed Flaky under the tree and greeted her. "Hi Flaky!" She said in her usual cheery voice.
"H-hey." Flaky stuttered.
"You know, we barely ever see you out. Why don't you come outside more? You can always come do things with us if you want." Giggles said, making a suggestion.
"Well, um, thanks, but I kind of like being alone. It's safer." Flaky said, making up an excuse.
"Well we were on our way to the roller skating rink. You could come with us if yo
HTF Forbidden Love Ch.3WARNING!HTF Forbidden Love Ch.35 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEN DON'T READ!
Flippy stirred his shake around nervously while Flaky continued stuffing her mouth with french fries. Flippy sighed from the awkward silence and rested his head on his hand.
Flippy looked up, surprised to see that all of Flaky's fries were gone.
"I guess you really were hungry." He said trying to start a conversation.
Before Flaky could answer, Giggles and Petunia stood behind her and tapped her on the shoulder.
"Hey Flaky, we're going to get going. It's starting to get late." Petunia said.
"It is? What time is it?" Flaky asked.
"8:30, we didn't realize that it was that time either. Make sure to call us tomorrow. We need to talk about some things." Giggles said.
Flaky looked at Giggles nervously. Before she could ask what she meant by "things" and why she paused before she said it she had already walked out the door.
"I hope it's not too dark outside. I had to walk here." Flaky said worriedly.
LesbiansLesbians are so coolLesbians6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I think continuously of them
whenever someone mentions beauty.
it is an overly developed reaction
filled with romanticism
of countless pink mohawks
small breasts through tee-shirts
with lips like angelina
i'm helpless in the best kind of way.
It is hard to be softMom cutting Dad's hair in the kitchen. Feather voicesIt is hard to be soft7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
because they are discussing matters heavier than water,
jarring scrapes when they move the chair.
Tufts of hair fall, touching the
curved blade of ear. It is sharper, as are our brains,
than you think, even as
the night velvets. It pads alongside my cat,
who sits behind the laundry room door and makes old saxophone sounds.
I slip inside to touch
the kitten scruf of his neck.
How difficult it is, to definitively love or hate,
when everything is so soft.
From where I sit there are no windows
and except for drooping eyelids I would not believe
in the moon. Or in the swift autumn nights
that come upon us like riders. And the hard
hands begin groping in my belly,
begging to be noticed. I do.
HTF Forbidden Love Ch.4WARNING!!!HTF Forbidden Love Ch.45 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEN DON'T READ
Flaky woke up early the next morning with a yawn. She sat up in bed and stretched her arms. At first she didn't know where she was because she fell asleep in Flippy's truck. She realized that Flippy must have brought her in after he drove her to her house.
She got up and poured herself a cup of coffee and sat at her kitchen table to drink it. After she was done she got ready for the day. She remembered that Giggles wanted her to call her. She made her way to her phone and dialed Giggles' number.
"Hello?" Giggles answered.
"Hi, it's me, Flaky."
"Oh hi Flaky! I was worried you might have forgotten to call me!" Giggles said cheerfully.
"No, I remembered. So what did you want to talk to me about?" Flaky asked.
Giggles giggled. "So, why didn't you tell me you and Flippy were going out?"
"But we're not going out!" Flaky said.
"Oh come on Flaky! You two were totally flirting. The way you looked at each o
Twilight's Best Friend: Part 2Part Two: The Sincerest Form of FlatteryTwilight's Best Friend: Part 24 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Much to Twilight's chagrin, Dewdrop Dazzle was not gone the next day. Nor the next. Not even the next. The new arrival had divided her time between constantly following Twilight about with a constant barrage of questions; and vanishing off into Ponyville without a word. Despite the peace and quiet, Twilight had found Dewdrop's absences to be even more worrying than when she was hanging about the house.
This was one such moment. Dewdrop had skipped out of the house at the earliest possible moment, not that Twilight had complained. However, the thought of what the strange blue pony could be up to had been gnawing away at Twilight's mind, and so she eventually decided to venture into the town to track down her 'guest'.
The sky was still littered with grey clouds, but patches of blue was breaking through, and the air was fresh and crisp as Twilight wandered through Ponyville. Dewdrop was nowhere to be found. Perhaps she
Christmas Surprise 2"What the hell is going on?!" Shifty yelled trying to break free from the handcuffs.Christmas Surprise 25 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Glad to see you're awake." Evil said walking into the bedroom.
Shifty began to squirm, but didn't take his eyes off of Evil.
"What are you going to do to me?" Shifty asked fearing the answer would involve death.
"Well you don't have to worry about me killing you that's for sure." Evil said smiling.
Shifty let out a sigh of relief, but he still wanted to know what Evil was thinking.
"So that means you'll let me go right?" Shifty asked.
Before Evil could answer a small noise from downstairs caused his ears to perk up. Evil looked at the door and back at Shifty.
"Your only back up was your brother right?" Evil asked looking back at the door.
"Ya why?" Shifty asked looking at the door as well.
Evil left the room and was about to go downstairs when he heard Flippy cry out in pain again.
"Flippy what happened this time?" Evil asked when he got to the bottom of the stairs.
"Nothing!" Flippy yelled from the l
no one warned the little boyssometimes you will fall in love withno one warned the little boys3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
the hands or with the jawline, not with
the penis. watch out for boys whose laughter
is more beautiful than their face. little boys
love fast and deep, and it is a lie to say
that smiles will never hurt you.
kissing for the first time is not romantic. it's scary
and awkward, and your tongue will be like a fish
trying to swim around his mouth. he'll hold your
hand gently, and, if he is polite, he'll pretend
not to notice the thing (that's not your leg) poking his thigh.
later as he sleeps you will watch his chest,
unable to feel anything except his arm
lying softly across your chest.
when you were young, sex was harsh
and scary and confusion. when you grow
older, it gets better or much much worse. please,
do not just use lubricated condoms.
being in love is different,
than just fucking around, and remember
just because you're both little boys doesn't
mean that there are no feelings.
words hurt just as much as fists.
maybe you won't find someone for a
Warmate reunion Part 1Warmate reunion part 1Warmate reunion Part 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
This chapter takes place where the last one stopped.
Author's note: there are a few things I'd like to say before I start this chapter:
1- When Flippy left the army, he was a sergeant.
2- Mouse Kaboom and Sneaky will sometimes refer to Flippy as "Sir", since I assume he was their superior in the army.
3- They still don't know yet that Evil and Flippy are separated.
4- Mouse Kaboom is deaf due to all the explosions he made in his life, although he can understand what people are saying by reading lips. Also, he is French (and so am I, well French-canadian, but still French), so I'll put in some French lines from him (with translations of course). Since they fought together for a couple of years, Sneaky and Flippy know French (they can't speak it though) thanks to Mouse Kaboom, so they understand him. Lastly, just for the purpose of having fun, I'll make him like a Casanova (Disco Bear style), but a lot nicer and more gentleman-ish.
5- I'll make Sneaky a more reserv
Cynder becomes a humanCynder walked in the temples garden, bored like never before.Cynder becomes a human6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Spyro had left her for a week to visit the Chronicler for some reason she didnt know and she couldnt come with him.
She walked and walked until she saw something in the bottom of the huge lake they had in the garden, it shined white and blue and looked very pretty.
What is that and why havent I seen it before? she asked and bent over to try to see what it was.
But she then got overbalanced and fell into the lake with a loud splash.
She struggled to get up again but it felt like she sank deeper and deeper into the lake.
She finally got up and coughed hard to get her air back after she felt like she was about to drown.
That was close. She said but she felt weird so she opened her eyes and they widened as she saw she didnt had claws anymore, now was it hands, five pretty fingers on each hand. She then looked on the rest of her body. She had got a swollen chest and legs but she had
A.E. Tribute-1: Violent ActsA.E. Tribute-1: Violent Acts4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
What happened, where am I? The sharp pain in the back of my head tells me I was knocked unconscious and now I can no longer remember why I'm here. Today the sun decides not to shine into this thick green jungle so I stumble and feel my way to an opening, where I see a river that's full of crows pecking on a charred body at the foot of a massive mountain. I know this place, Mt. Doi Inthanon in Thailand. I look up and see a hole in the side of the mountain where a man stands dressed in red, his hands smoking and a devilish grin on his face...Bison!
I try to gather energy for a Ki blast to throw at him but this throbbing headache wont let me and as a memory washes over me, I realize I did not come here alone. Someone has been trying to track or follow me but a snapped twig gives away their position and I head back to the forest only to see that it is my old friend Ryu. He's talking to me but I haven't heard anything except static in my ear
Tale of M.D. Koopa Chpt.12-3Tale of M.D. Koopa Chpt.12-34 years ago in Settings More Like This
A happy Ending
It was early Dawn on the Day of the Wedding in both Darklands and East Kingdom, the day has come for both Bowser and Princess to be married. In East Kingdom, M.D. wakes up to a clear and splendid smell of morning dew from the grass outside, knowing that today is the day that she becomes the wife of her lover. She was soon greeted by her maids to help her start the day with a soothing bath this time with Sweet Pea flower peddles to smell nice for the big day, across the land into Darklands, at the same time, Bowser and his children were already up and active for the day, while Bowser took is time taking a long shower, the koopalings prepare for the day by brushing out their hair and polishing their shell's for the big day, each of the boy's wore red bow ties to make themselves look gentlemen like for the wedding, courtesy
Luster Ch.1LusterLuster Ch.16 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
A legend of Spyro
Ch.1 Shadows and candles.
Here we are, Cyn called Spyro, he thought it weird that Cynder would make such a request as to go to the burned lands right after Malefors awkward defeat.
Hey Cyn, why did we come here of all places? I'm really tired and an
Spyro, I came here on a hunch, and it seams my hunch was right, look the circle of fire is still burning, not much but you can still see it.
Spyro looked and found that she was right, the flames were still burning almost like a stove turned on low the flames rose just enough to burn some ones feet that didnt notice the small rising flames.
Malefor was the only thing keeping these flames burning before, said Cinder, now that hes gone, the flames should be too.
Cinder, before I saved the world, Ignitus told me that when a dragon dies he doesnt really leave this world, it becomes one with the world.
LuxembourgLuxembourg4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Representing Country: Luxembourg
Capital City: Luxembourg
Human Name: Lydia-Rose Bonnefoi
Origin of Name: German and French
Nicknames: Lux and Lyd
Physical Age: 18
Actual Age: Unkown
Birthday: June 9th
Languages: French, German, Luxembourgish
Population: 503, 302
Area: 2,586 sq km
Floral Emblem: Rose
National Animal: Red Lion
National Holiday: June 28th
National Dish: Judd Mat Gaardebou'nen
Religion: Roman Catholic
Type of Government: Constitutional Monarchy
Flag: Three simple lines. It starts with red, white, then blue.
Hair Colour & Style: long wavy Auburn hair usually down with bangs that cut across her forehead to the right
Eye Colour: Deep blue with hints of light green, gold, and silver
Skin Tone: Pale
Weight: 140 lbs.
Body Type: Hour Glass
Outfit: Usually always a classical Lolita dress
Scars/Tattoo's/Piercings: Although it remains unseen, she has many scars covering her
Personality & Interests
Overall First Appearance:
HTF Don't Leave Me Ch.1WARNING!!!! Sad PetuniaXHandy. Characters here are HUMANS.HTF Don't Leave Me Ch.15 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
On a dark night, Petunia and Handy were on their couch in their living room, peacefully watching TV. Petunia lay resting her head on Handy's lap while Handy sat straight up. They both stared blankly at the bright screen of the TV. Petunia and Handy both went to school together. One day, Mr. Lumpy assigned a group project to his class. He paired up his students randomly, joining them together. After that day, they became good friends, spending most of their time with each other. Feelings between each other formed and after a year of a trusting friendship, they became a couple. Their relationship was so healthy and strong that they recently moved into a new, two-story house together about two months after they hit it off. Now, they were here, enjoying each other's company with a little television. Then, the two heard a knock at the door.
Handy signaled Petunia to s
Shadilver Journal Jacker-P21Shadow pulled away just relising what he had just done. Silver was blushingShadilver Journal Jacker-P214 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
violently but he had the cutest smile on his face.
"Your a good kisser," silver said laughing a little.
Shadow was now the one blushing violently.
Out of no where Fernando came into the room , holding some text books.
"Hey shadow i thought you might nee--...." he trailed off as he saw them on the
floor, and he dropped the books in shock. "I'lllll....come back later..." he said
Silver and shadow looked at one another and then burst out laughing. Silver got up
and held his hand out to shadow. Shadow took it and silver helped him up.
"Thanks," shadow said.
Shadow could see his bag behind silver, all packed and ready to go. He looked
at his watch it was 8.00am, he had an hour to get off campus or who know's what
else the principal would do, come to think of it what ever happened to that kid
who got expelled near the start of the year....
Shadow shook his head, getting his head clear.