Primitivedon't ever think i'm ahead of you. i'm years behind you. i'm trapped eras and eons ago, where a new sun is warming pulsing, breathing earth. new earth. i'm old and i'm new. i'm new and i'm here to devise the newer. i am sitting at the edge of dawn, my feet dangling from the shore and dipping into oceans, stirring, shifting the future. i am howls in the dead of night. i am feral screams and giddy moans that eroded the world and made it the never changing, always changing universe we walk on every night. i am a million stories of heartache and loss. i am one thousands tales of love and discovery. i am pleasure dressed in pain. i am beauty drenched in the vulgar. i am here and i will always be here. i was then and i will always be then. i am the first sigh the earth breathed to welcome its delicate subjects of life. i am a gentle lie and a deeper truth. i am the beginning. i am the end. i existed long before human opened his quivering eye. i am not the light from thoughtful irises. i am tPrimitive3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Remember MeWhen I die,Remember Me3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
remember who I was,
not who I could have been
MY BIG, FAT DRAGON CH4MY BIG FAT DRAGON CH4MY BIG, FAT DRAGON CH47 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
Warning: If you dont like fat Dragons and vore, then do not read.
Chapter 4: Wish Fulfillment
I got up and looked at the small little dragon as it shook the remains of the shattered eggshell of itself. I backed up and stepped on an old dry leaf. The dragon instantly whipped around and faced me. Our eyes locked. I wanted to turn and run, but something in the way those eyes stared at me held me firmly in place. Without warning, the dragon leaped onto me with such force that I fell over backwards. To my amazement, it did not hurt me, but began licking my face all over. Once I was thoroughly covered in drool, it got off and let me up. Not knowing what to do, I just stood there looking at the dragon confused. It saw this, and its little head dropped, a look of sheer sadness upon its face.
You dont remember me, do you?
I was confused. I liked dragons a lot, but never did I imagine seeing one up close, and this one was a little too real for comfor
MY BIG, FAT DRAGON CH3MY BIG, FAT DRAGONMY BIG, FAT DRAGON CH37 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
Warning: Only for fat Draggies
Flare awoke the next morning on his living room floor to hear voices talking over him. They werent his parents, but someone elses, and there were a lot of them. He cautiously opened one eye a crack, and instantly shut it. He was completely surrounded by animals, and not just his house pets, but wild ones as well. Flare wondered why his dogs hadnt protected him whats more the voices seemed to be coming from the animals. Josie, the most faithful of his dogs, was lying on the floor beside him. A stag was talking to her, and apparently the conversation was about him.
How do we know hes the chosen one for sure? He looks like any regular human to me.
He was lifted clear off the ground by a comet of pure light. If thats not a sign, then I dont know what is. Wait, shh. Listen, his breathings changed. I think hes awake.
Flare shuddered and closed his eyes tigh
MY BIG, FAT DRAGON CHAPTER 2MY BIG, FAT DRAGONMY BIG, FAT DRAGON CHAPTER 27 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
Warning: Don't read if you don't like big, fat, cuddly, draggies.
Chapter 2: Destined for Greatness
Fare was not your average 14 year old boy. No matter what he did, no one would accept him for who he was. Sure, you could blame it on the fact that he was a four-eyed brace-face looser who did nothing but watch T.V., surf the web, and play video games. But the real problem lied deeper than that. The real problem was his personality. He was what most people would call "immature". Although he was 14 and in fact was mature, he had a deep, burning, passionate obsession, Dragons. Of course everyone teased him about it, but he didn't mind. He was more of a loner himself and liked his space. If he could he would much rather hang out with his pets and talk to them instead. He always felt so awkward in large groups of people, but seeemed to feel right at home with animals.
LesbiansLesbians are so coolLesbians6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I think continuously of them
whenever someone mentions beauty.
it is an overly developed reaction
filled with romanticism
of countless pink mohawks
small breasts through tee-shirts
with lips like angelina
i'm helpless in the best kind of way.
Hacker ManifestoThe Hacker ManifestoHacker Manifesto6 years ago in Historical More Like This
Written January 8, 1986
Another one got caught today, it's all over the papers. "Teenager Arrested in Computer Crime Scandal", "Hacker Arrested after Bank Tampering"...
Damn kids. They're all alike.
But did you, in your three-piece psychology and 1950's technobrain, ever take a look behind the eyes of the hacker? Did you ever wonder what made him tick, what forces shaped him, what may have molded him?
I am a hacker, enter my world...
Mine is a world that begins with school... I'm smarter than most of the other kids, this crap they teach us bores me...
Damn underachiever. They're all alike.
I'm in junior high or high school. I've listened to teachers explain for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction. I understand it. "No, Ms. Smith, I didn't show my work. I did it in my head..."
Damn kid. Probably copied it. They're all alike.
I made a discovery today. I found a computer. Wait a second, this is cool. It does what I want it to. If it makes a
Shadilver-Journal Jacker-P17Shadow stared at the pages in disbelief. He set the book down and got up. He ranShadilver-Journal Jacker-P174 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
out as he was putting on his scarf. He ran as fast as he could.
He had to find silver...
Silver was running down the corridors pushing open the doors on his way past.
He couldn't possibly just let Fernando just give him an ipad. He pushed on harder
to get there faster, it must be a bribe...
Shadow was running down the next few corridors, looking down every pathway, in every
classroom door window, but so far he hadn't seen silver, not once. He looked up
and he was aproaching the big double doors of the gym. Maybe he could take a
shortcut here to check outside.
Silver looked up he was coming closer to the gym doors. He knew he shouldn't be
cutting in through the gym but there was no class going on or no teachers so
he wouldn't be told off. Maybe he could check in here.
Shadow pushed against the door.
Silver put out his arms and pushed against the door.
Suddendly silver noticed h
Shadilver Journal Jacker-P20Silver's face instantly lit up with joy. But it quickly vanished when he rememberedShadilver Journal Jacker-P204 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
about shadow's expultion. He looked down at the floor, very upset.
Shadow looked at him puzzled. Silver's face practicallly gave off a glow he lit
up that much, and suddedndly it crashed into a upset blue haze.
"What's the matter?...oh...i see. Well I thought it would be worth to at least
say anyway even if--
"N-no I don't mean that!" silver pitched in.
"Oh, then what's wrong?"
Silver looked up, and seemed as if he were about to cry. He fought back the tears
so none shed. He suddendly outbursted-
"You can't just say that then leave!" he shouted.
Shadow blinked in surprise. Taken aback, that silver ever even shouted like that.
"If you want to leave fine!"
"Silver you know I have no other choice, the only reason i'm leaving is because
i saved your back!"
Silver wouldn't have it. He hated shouting at people especially if it were to be
shadow. He turned round and dashed off, slamming the door
It is hard to be softMom cutting Dad's hair in the kitchen. Feather voicesIt is hard to be soft7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
because they are discussing matters heavier than water,
jarring scrapes when they move the chair.
Tufts of hair fall, touching the
curved blade of ear. It is sharper, as are our brains,
than you think, even as
the night velvets. It pads alongside my cat,
who sits behind the laundry room door and makes old saxophone sounds.
I slip inside to touch
the kitten scruf of his neck.
How difficult it is, to definitively love or hate,
when everything is so soft.
From where I sit there are no windows
and except for drooping eyelids I would not believe
in the moon. Or in the swift autumn nights
that come upon us like riders. And the hard
hands begin groping in my belly,
begging to be noticed. I do.
Tactical Nuke AdviceTactical Nuke AdviceTactical Nuke Advice6 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
1)Tactical nukes don't work as well when it's cold outside
2)When you can't get into your house shoot a tactical nuke through the window,this will open the door
3)It is unadvisable to shoot the person next to you with a tactical nuke
4)When being shot at with a tactical nuke charge the shooter while waving your arms in the air and attempt to foam at the mouth
5)When intimidating with a tactical nuke, but you don't really have one find a big microwave and put everything you can into it
6)Having a tactical nuke is a virtue
7)When an armed tactical nuke has a sign that says "this side up" it is unadvisable to put that side down
8)It is unadvisable to joyride on a tactical nuke
9)When someone has a tactical nuke it is unadvisable to chase the red dot that it is projecting
10)It is unadvisable to paint your house with a tactical nuke. It will not turn out the way you want. Trust me
11)Redecorating with a tactical nuke is a bad idea
12)If you are an assassin i
HTF At The HideoutWARNING!!!! ShiftyXLifty. Characters' thoughts start at one star and end at another.HTF At The Hideout5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Shifty and Lifty had successfully completed their bank heist. They stole about fifty million dollars. They hoisted the bags of loot into the trunk and got into the van. They were snickered happily and began to drive to their hideout.
Lifty: Can you believe this, man?! Fifty million dollars!!!
Shifty: I know!! This is awesome, man!! We're rich!!
They chuckled evilly and high-fived each other. When they arrived at their destination, they grabbed the money and took it inside.
Lifty: Why don't we hit another bank?
Shfty ignored his brother and settled onto the couch. He lay down and pushed his fedora forward so that it would cover his eyes. He immediately fell asleep. Lifty sighed. Every time he had an idea, Shifty dismissed it. He sometimes wished that he would be treated with a little bit more respect, treated as another thief, not an appr
She Will Be Loved- FxF Chap. 7CATION; FLIPPYXFLAKY!!She Will Be Loved- FxF Chap. 74 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Thanks again for driving me home." Flaky said once again to Sniffles. He smiled.
"No problem. My shift was over anyways." He said following her up to her house. She smiled at him. Sniffles expected to get a kiss, but she just thanked him again and went inside. As soon as she closed the door she fell onto her knees. Flaky started to cry. She had a rough night. Even though she almost got killed or raped, Flaky was most upset about her break up with the only one she really cared about. Her body hurt and her heart ached, longing for him again. She got up and stumbled to her couch, only to fall on it and continue the water works. She really wanted to have Flippy here with her. To hug her and whisper sweet things into her ear and kiss her and nibble on her quills gently
Flaky continued to sob harder as she thought about it. She should have never broken up with him, but it was for their own good. Flaky tired to tell herself that, but she couldn't stop cry
HTF Forbidden Love Ch.1WARNING!HTF Forbidden Love Ch.15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
IF YOU DON'T LIKE! THEN DON'T READ!
Flaky sat pleasantly under the shade of a tree, watching the small ducklings follow their mother. She was only afraid of ducks if they were close because she was afraid they would bite her, but from a distance she thought they were adorable.
She suddenly heard the voices and laughter of Giggles and Petunia coming closer to her. She jumped from not expecting someone else to be here too. Usually she was alone.
Giggles noticed Flaky under the tree and greeted her. "Hi Flaky!" She said in her usual cheery voice.
"H-hey." Flaky stuttered.
"You know, we barely ever see you out. Why don't you come outside more? You can always come do things with us if you want." Giggles said, making a suggestion.
"Well, um, thanks, but I kind of like being alone. It's safer." Flaky said, making up an excuse.
"Well we were on our way to the roller skating rink. You could come with us if yo
no one warned the little boyssometimes you will fall in love withno one warned the little boys3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
the hands or with the jawline, not with
the penis. watch out for boys whose laughter
is more beautiful than their face. little boys
love fast and deep, and it is a lie to say
that smiles will never hurt you.
kissing for the first time is not romantic. it's scary
and awkward, and your tongue will be like a fish
trying to swim around his mouth. he'll hold your
hand gently, and, if he is polite, he'll pretend
not to notice the thing (that's not your leg) poking his thigh.
later as he sleeps you will watch his chest,
unable to feel anything except his arm
lying softly across your chest.
when you were young, sex was harsh
and scary and confusion. when you grow
older, it gets better or much much worse. please,
do not just use lubricated condoms.
being in love is different,
than just fucking around, and remember
just because you're both little boys doesn't
mean that there are no feelings.
words hurt just as much as fists.
maybe you won't find someone for a
Twilight's Best Friend: Part 2Part Two: The Sincerest Form of FlatteryTwilight's Best Friend: Part 24 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Much to Twilight's chagrin, Dewdrop Dazzle was not gone the next day. Nor the next. Not even the next. The new arrival had divided her time between constantly following Twilight about with a constant barrage of questions; and vanishing off into Ponyville without a word. Despite the peace and quiet, Twilight had found Dewdrop's absences to be even more worrying than when she was hanging about the house.
This was one such moment. Dewdrop had skipped out of the house at the earliest possible moment, not that Twilight had complained. However, the thought of what the strange blue pony could be up to had been gnawing away at Twilight's mind, and so she eventually decided to venture into the town to track down her 'guest'.
The sky was still littered with grey clouds, but patches of blue was breaking through, and the air was fresh and crisp as Twilight wandered through Ponyville. Dewdrop was nowhere to be found. Perhaps she
MY BIG, FAT DRAGON CH 1MY BIG, FAT DRAGONMY BIG, FAT DRAGON CH 17 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
Warning: If you are easily frightened, or pee your pants at the mere thought of a big, fat, cuddly, yet powerful draggie, this story is not for you. Should you read this, the author and all supporters involved are in no way responsible for any nightmares (dreams should you happen to like Dragons like me), or any bed-wetting that might ensue. Also, to those who like Dragons, I am also in no accounts responsible if you poop your pants form laughing so hard after reading this warning.
Chapter 1: The Powers That Be and Amazing Origins
Ever since the dawn of time, two great forces have governed our world. Light and Darkness (Good and Evil) are forever locked in a titanic power struggle for dominance. For centuries they balanced each other, then came the making of our galaxy, the Milky Way. As with all the others before, Light and Darkness instantly began feuding over it. Darkness added the cold void of spac
Cynder becomes a humanCynder walked in the temples garden, bored like never before.Cynder becomes a human5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Spyro had left her for a week to visit the Chronicler for some reason she didnt know and she couldnt come with him.
She walked and walked until she saw something in the bottom of the huge lake they had in the garden, it shined white and blue and looked very pretty.
What is that and why havent I seen it before? she asked and bent over to try to see what it was.
But she then got overbalanced and fell into the lake with a loud splash.
She struggled to get up again but it felt like she sank deeper and deeper into the lake.
She finally got up and coughed hard to get her air back after she felt like she was about to drown.
That was close. She said but she felt weird so she opened her eyes and they widened as she saw she didnt had claws anymore, now was it hands, five pretty fingers on each hand. She then looked on the rest of her body. She had got a swollen chest and legs but she had
Christmas Surprise 2"What the hell is going on?!" Shifty yelled trying to break free from the handcuffs.Christmas Surprise 24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Glad to see you're awake." Evil said walking into the bedroom.
Shifty began to squirm, but didn't take his eyes off of Evil.
"What are you going to do to me?" Shifty asked fearing the answer would involve death.
"Well you don't have to worry about me killing you that's for sure." Evil said smiling.
Shifty let out a sigh of relief, but he still wanted to know what Evil was thinking.
"So that means you'll let me go right?" Shifty asked.
Before Evil could answer a small noise from downstairs caused his ears to perk up. Evil looked at the door and back at Shifty.
"Your only back up was your brother right?" Evil asked looking back at the door.
"Ya why?" Shifty asked looking at the door as well.
Evil left the room and was about to go downstairs when he heard Flippy cry out in pain again.
"Flippy what happened this time?" Evil asked when he got to the bottom of the stairs.
"Nothing!" Flippy yelled from the l
HTF Forbidden Love Ch.3WARNING!HTF Forbidden Love Ch.35 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEN DON'T READ!
Flippy stirred his shake around nervously while Flaky continued stuffing her mouth with french fries. Flippy sighed from the awkward silence and rested his head on his hand.
Flippy looked up, surprised to see that all of Flaky's fries were gone.
"I guess you really were hungry." He said trying to start a conversation.
Before Flaky could answer, Giggles and Petunia stood behind her and tapped her on the shoulder.
"Hey Flaky, we're going to get going. It's starting to get late." Petunia said.
"It is? What time is it?" Flaky asked.
"8:30, we didn't realize that it was that time either. Make sure to call us tomorrow. We need to talk about some things." Giggles said.
Flaky looked at Giggles nervously. Before she could ask what she meant by "things" and why she paused before she said it she had already walked out the door.
"I hope it's not too dark outside. I had to walk here." Flaky said worriedly.
HTF Forbidden Love Ch.4WARNING!!!HTF Forbidden Love Ch.45 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
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Flaky woke up early the next morning with a yawn. She sat up in bed and stretched her arms. At first she didn't know where she was because she fell asleep in Flippy's truck. She realized that Flippy must have brought her in after he drove her to her house.
She got up and poured herself a cup of coffee and sat at her kitchen table to drink it. After she was done she got ready for the day. She remembered that Giggles wanted her to call her. She made her way to her phone and dialed Giggles' number.
"Hello?" Giggles answered.
"Hi, it's me, Flaky."
"Oh hi Flaky! I was worried you might have forgotten to call me!" Giggles said cheerfully.
"No, I remembered. So what did you want to talk to me about?" Flaky asked.
Giggles giggled. "So, why didn't you tell me you and Flippy were going out?"
"But we're not going out!" Flaky said.
"Oh come on Flaky! You two were totally flirting. The way you looked at each o
Warmate reunion Part 1Warmate reunion part 1Warmate reunion Part 14 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
This chapter takes place where the last one stopped.
Author's note: there are a few things I'd like to say before I start this chapter:
1- When Flippy left the army, he was a sergeant.
2- Mouse Kaboom and Sneaky will sometimes refer to Flippy as "Sir", since I assume he was their superior in the army.
3- They still don't know yet that Evil and Flippy are separated.
4- Mouse Kaboom is deaf due to all the explosions he made in his life, although he can understand what people are saying by reading lips. Also, he is French (and so am I, well French-canadian, but still French), so I'll put in some French lines from him (with translations of course). Since they fought together for a couple of years, Sneaky and Flippy know French (they can't speak it though) thanks to Mouse Kaboom, so they understand him. Lastly, just for the purpose of having fun, I'll make him like a Casanova (Disco Bear style), but a lot nicer and more gentleman-ish.
5- I'll make Sneaky a more reserv
Tale of M.D. Koopa Chpt.12-3Tale of M.D. Koopa Chpt.12-34 years ago in Settings More Like This
A happy Ending
It was early Dawn on the Day of the Wedding in both Darklands and East Kingdom, the day has come for both Bowser and Princess to be married. In East Kingdom, M.D. wakes up to a clear and splendid smell of morning dew from the grass outside, knowing that today is the day that she becomes the wife of her lover. She was soon greeted by her maids to help her start the day with a soothing bath this time with Sweet Pea flower peddles to smell nice for the big day, across the land into Darklands, at the same time, Bowser and his children were already up and active for the day, while Bowser took is time taking a long shower, the koopalings prepare for the day by brushing out their hair and polishing their shell's for the big day, each of the boy's wore red bow ties to make themselves look gentlemen like for the wedding, courtesy