Primitivedon't ever think i'm ahead of you. i'm years behind you. i'm trapped eras and eons ago, where a new sun is warming pulsing, breathing earth. new earth. i'm old and i'm new. i'm new and i'm here to devise the newer. i am sitting at the edge of dawn, my feet dangling from the shore and dipping into oceans, stirring, shifting the future. i am howls in the dead of night. i am feral screams and giddy moans that eroded the world and made it the never changing, always changing universe we walk on every night. i am a million stories of heartache and loss. i am one thousands tales of love and discovery. i am pleasure dressed in pain. i am beauty drenched in the vulgar. i am here and i will always be here. i was then and i will always be then. i am the first sigh the earth breathed to welcome its delicate subjects of life. i am a gentle lie and a deeper truth. i am the beginning. i am the end. i existed long before human opened his quivering eye. i am not the light from thoughtful irises. i am tPrimitive3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Remember MeWhen I die,Remember Me3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
remember who I was,
not who I could have been
Tactical Nuke AdviceTactical Nuke AdviceTactical Nuke Advice6 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
1)Tactical nukes don't work as well when it's cold outside
2)When you can't get into your house shoot a tactical nuke through the window,this will open the door
3)It is unadvisable to shoot the person next to you with a tactical nuke
4)When being shot at with a tactical nuke charge the shooter while waving your arms in the air and attempt to foam at the mouth
5)When intimidating with a tactical nuke, but you don't really have one find a big microwave and put everything you can into it
6)Having a tactical nuke is a virtue
7)When an armed tactical nuke has a sign that says "this side up" it is unadvisable to put that side down
8)It is unadvisable to joyride on a tactical nuke
9)When someone has a tactical nuke it is unadvisable to chase the red dot that it is projecting
10)It is unadvisable to paint your house with a tactical nuke. It will not turn out the way you want. Trust me
11)Redecorating with a tactical nuke is a bad idea
12)If you are an assassin i
LesbiansLesbians are so coolLesbians6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I think continuously of them
whenever someone mentions beauty.
it is an overly developed reaction
filled with romanticism
of countless pink mohawks
small breasts through tee-shirts
with lips like angelina
i'm helpless in the best kind of way.
A TF2 Night before ChristmasA TF2 Night before Christmas4 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
A TF2 Night before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, with a beautiful sky
No one was scurrying in base, not even Spy.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
In hope that new weapons would soon be there
The team was nestled all snug in their beds
While Sniper had dreams of blowing of heads
And Scout's mom cleaning everyone's hats
Thinking the first time Scout got his bat
When out on the field arose such a clatter
Soldier sprang from his bed to what's the matter
Outside the window there was a bright flash
That burned down the shutters and singed his new sash
The fire had melted the fresh fallen snow
So Soldier shot a rocket to kill who was below
Just then he saw something in the sky
He knew that it must not be a Spy
But Saxton Hale sky diving through the air!
And Soldier knew he was landing there
He jump rocket quick, back to his bed
To think of the weapons Saxton Hale would put by his head
Saxton Hale landed with a great big boom
Happily giving out new weapons of doom
Nerd Humor(An Open Source Poem)Nerd Humor8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I'd compiled a REALbasic poem
in which a Python
with a bad Lisp
concocted a Scheme
to swap a dull Ruby
for a shiny new Perl
from the king Cobol
while making Smalltalk
over a cup of Java
before knocking him out with a SNOBOL
My prof gave it a C++
MY BIG, FAT DRAGON CH4MY BIG FAT DRAGON CH4MY BIG, FAT DRAGON CH47 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
Warning: If you dont like fat Dragons and vore, then do not read.
Chapter 4: Wish Fulfillment
I got up and looked at the small little dragon as it shook the remains of the shattered eggshell of itself. I backed up and stepped on an old dry leaf. The dragon instantly whipped around and faced me. Our eyes locked. I wanted to turn and run, but something in the way those eyes stared at me held me firmly in place. Without warning, the dragon leaped onto me with such force that I fell over backwards. To my amazement, it did not hurt me, but began licking my face all over. Once I was thoroughly covered in drool, it got off and let me up. Not knowing what to do, I just stood there looking at the dragon confused. It saw this, and its little head dropped, a look of sheer sadness upon its face.
You dont remember me, do you?
I was confused. I liked dragons a lot, but never did I imagine seeing one up close, and this one was a little too real for comfor
MY BIG, FAT DRAGON CH3MY BIG, FAT DRAGONMY BIG, FAT DRAGON CH37 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
Warning: Only for fat Draggies
Flare awoke the next morning on his living room floor to hear voices talking over him. They werent his parents, but someone elses, and there were a lot of them. He cautiously opened one eye a crack, and instantly shut it. He was completely surrounded by animals, and not just his house pets, but wild ones as well. Flare wondered why his dogs hadnt protected him whats more the voices seemed to be coming from the animals. Josie, the most faithful of his dogs, was lying on the floor beside him. A stag was talking to her, and apparently the conversation was about him.
How do we know hes the chosen one for sure? He looks like any regular human to me.
He was lifted clear off the ground by a comet of pure light. If thats not a sign, then I dont know what is. Wait, shh. Listen, his breathings changed. I think hes awake.
Flare shuddered and closed his eyes tigh
Zelda Prank Phone CallZelda Prank Phone Call3 years ago in Humor More Like This
*Link uses his mobile gossip stone to call Impa*
Link: *speaking in ghost face voice* What's your favorite scary story?
Impa: The one about babysitter who gets called by a killer upstairs.
Link: You mean upstairs where you left Princess Zelda?
*Impa is terrified. Drops her Mobile gossip stone, and races upstairs*
Impa: WHAT?! LINK! That was you?!
Link: *devious grin on his face* Problem, Impa?
Donated by GordoZONE
*Ganon's mobile gossip stone rings*
Link: Hello, is this the Hyrule King?
Link: Oops sorry wrong number
Ganon: Son of a- *pliiiiiiiii...
Donated by bad-asp
*Talo uses his mobile gossip stone to call Telma*
Telma: Hello, honey, who is this?
Talo: Hello, is Mrs. Mann there... first name Anita?
Telma: Let me check... (to the customers) Hey, Anita Mann! Anita Mann here!
(the customers stare at Telma nonplussed)
Telma(on the mobile gossip stone): Wait a minute... who is this?
(Talo hangs up)
Donated by EeveelutionLova
*zelda's stome rings*
HTF Our Date Ch. 1If you don't like FlakyXFlippy, then I suggest you don't read this story (Yes, Flaky is a GIRL). Characters' thoughts start at one star and end at another star.HTF Our Date Ch. 15 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 1: The Question
Flippy's black pac-man pupils stared at the shy, red porcupine sitting alone in the small corner of a booth, silently eating her strawberry ice-cream. He came into Cro-Marmot's ice cream parlor to enjoy a nice, cold chocolate ice-cream, but his appetite disappeared once he caught a glimpse of her. He was just sitting at the bar, watching. He liked Flaky ever since he met her. Her beautiful smile, her cute laugh, her wonderful warm presence, her shy and sweet demeanor- everything about her made his heart melt. Every minute that he spent with her made his feelings grow stronger. What really made his feelings expand was when she organized a surprise party on his birthday, although she knew that he was mentally unstable. That event deeply touc
MY BIG, FAT DRAGON CH 1MY BIG, FAT DRAGONMY BIG, FAT DRAGON CH 17 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
Warning: If you are easily frightened, or pee your pants at the mere thought of a big, fat, cuddly, yet powerful draggie, this story is not for you. Should you read this, the author and all supporters involved are in no way responsible for any nightmares (dreams should you happen to like Dragons like me), or any bed-wetting that might ensue. Also, to those who like Dragons, I am also in no accounts responsible if you poop your pants form laughing so hard after reading this warning.
Chapter 1: The Powers That Be and Amazing Origins
Ever since the dawn of time, two great forces have governed our world. Light and Darkness (Good and Evil) are forever locked in a titanic power struggle for dominance. For centuries they balanced each other, then came the making of our galaxy, the Milky Way. As with all the others before, Light and Darkness instantly began feuding over it. Darkness added the cold void of spac
Shadilver Journal Jacker-P21Shadow pulled away just relising what he had just done. Silver was blushingShadilver Journal Jacker-P214 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
violently but he had the cutest smile on his face.
"Your a good kisser," silver said laughing a little.
Shadow was now the one blushing violently.
Out of no where Fernando came into the room , holding some text books.
"Hey shadow i thought you might nee--...." he trailed off as he saw them on the
floor, and he dropped the books in shock. "I'lllll....come back later..." he said
Silver and shadow looked at one another and then burst out laughing. Silver got up
and held his hand out to shadow. Shadow took it and silver helped him up.
"Thanks," shadow said.
Shadow could see his bag behind silver, all packed and ready to go. He looked
at his watch it was 8.00am, he had an hour to get off campus or who know's what
else the principal would do, come to think of it what ever happened to that kid
who got expelled near the start of the year....
Shadow shook his head, getting his head clear.
She Will Be Loved- FxF Chap. 3CATION: FLIPPYXFLAKY!!!She Will Be Loved- FxF Chap. 34 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Flaky awoken to the sweet aroma of food coming from downstairs. She got out of bed and rushed down to eat.
"Good morning, honey." Flippy called to her, smiling. Flaky blushed.
"Honey?" She asked. Flippy blushed.
"Oh sorry about that I made you pancakes." He said, trying to change the subject. Flaky smiled.
"I Can tell. Thanks so much, Flippy." She said softly. Flippy nodded.
"Sure. Now come on, lets eat." He said, pulling out a chair for her to sit in. Flaky happily took it. After they were done eating, Flippy stood up.
"I thought we could go hang out at the park for a while today." he offered. Flaky smiled.
"Sounds fun!" Flippy nodded.
"Lets go." He held out his hand. Flaky took it joyfully. They headed out to the park. Flippy smiled. He thought that they looked like a couple. While Flaky was still thinking about last night, the bad parts of it.
"Flaky?" Flaky looked up, hearing her name. Giggles and Petunia were standing in front of her and Flippy. T
Shadilver-Journal Jacker-P26It was the following day. Tuesday. Exams....Shadilver-Journal Jacker-P264 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Silver was on his way to the library to pick up a book since he had no idea
where shadow had run off to this morning. Maybe he went to study and didn't
want to wake him.
Shadow was far off from studying, he wasn't even at school. He was back at the
motorway. Luckily there were still some police officers looking round. He ran
up to one and tapped him on the shoulder.
"Excuse me," shadow began.
The officer turned round and had a scornful look on his face.
"What do you want kid. You're not allowed round here."
"Yeah yeah I know that but have you--
"Wait a minute...are that guy from the newspaper photos!"
"Eh...yeah....moving on, look did you happen to see a book of any kind like
a journal for example, its blue has a leather buckle lock, says silver on it..?"
"Hmmmm I dont think so....oh wait i did!"
"Well I saw some other kid run off with it when i was on duty yesterday. I shouted
at him to get off site and he just took of
:Shadilver-Journal Jacker-P3:It was later that night, around 10pm. It was getting dark out and everyone was going back to their dorms for the night. Silver took his dorm key out and unlocked the door and walked in, he got the new room smell, must've bin an extension room or just re done.:Shadilver-Journal Jacker-P3:4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
He set his bag down and looked round. It was a pretty spacious room for two people. There was the bunk bed at the right end of the room, two desks with laptops, two wardrobes , a bathroom and a creepy guy behind the door and--.....
"AH!" Silver yelled jumping back.
"What's your problem?" he spoke.
"I'm sorry you just gave me such a fright."
"Oh great a wuss," he said rolling his eyes.
"I-I am not a wuss!"
"Is that what u studder when you talk, or get frightened by someone standing by the door?"
Well he was actually standing behind the door in a dark corner looking like a creepy dead guy. But that's just of the many things he had to keep to himself.
"Well anyway, I'm Silver," he said placing out his hand.
"Um yeah...I'm Rodney," he
Nursed to Health and Love Pg.4WARNING! SONIC YAOI!Nursed to Health and Love Pg.44 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
As Silver finished recording the information from the various monitors and screens, he pulled out a black binder and set it on the covers next to me. "What's this?" I asked, grabbing the hard folder and flipping through its pages. "It's a menu." The nurse responded, turning towards me and leaning over the side of my bed, pretending as if he wanted to read the contents of what I held. He came very close to me, close enough that if I tilted my head I could lightly touch his It was a tempting thought. "You just choose anything that looks good and I'll get it for you. You must be starving after what happened."
It didn't occur to me until just now, but the instant that hedgehog said those words my stomach roared from hunger. I placed the folder over my belly, clasping my hands together as if it would mask the embarrassing
:Shadilver-Journal Jacker-P9:Silver had taken Shadow round most of the house but before he could show him the rest Cherry, his older sister called him into her room.:Shadilver-Journal Jacker-P9:4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I'm busy with a friend Cherry," he said.
"Look I really need your help and you're the only other person I can think of, who is the same size!" she said pleadingly.
"Size?" silver repeated puzzled.
"Yes, um your little friend can look round the house and you come in here silver."
Silver turned back to shadow to say to him.
"You don't mind do you?"
"No not at all, I'd like to look round more," replied shadow.
"Well alright, won't be long," he said as cherry closed the door.
She ran into the closet and starting rummaging around for something.
"So by size do you mean clothing or something?" he asked.
"Yes I need you to try something on, so be a good little brother and help me alright."
"Well fine, but what is It you want me to try on?"
"This, Ta-Da!!" She said bursting out of the closest clutching, a Maid dress. Poofy shoulder cuffs with pink ribbons the
Sonadow-Strict Love-P6Sonadow-Strict Love-P64 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I stood where I was, as I looked at her scornfully, but quickly put my head down.
"Oh dear sonic are you alright? You're crying, I didn't bump into you that hard did i?" she asked worriedly.
"I'm just fine, it has nothing to do with you," I spoke.
She stepped closer and patted my shoulder. I looked up and she then reached into her pocket and took out a fancy cotton handkerchief and wiped away my tears. I was surprised.
"What happened? Did you hurt yourself? You've got a skateboard did you fall off it?"
I blinked. She was so caring, and worried about me. But why? I have hardly had any contact with her and hate her soul and yet she wants to help me out.
"Why are you doing this " I said to her suspiciously.
"Because I care of course. I didn't really get to meet you properly; you must have had something important to do with how quickly you ran out. Shadow does talk about you from time to time you know."
"Yes, well Mr Hedge to you."
Shadow. Hmm I liked the sound of that. Talk
Shadilver-journal jacker-P38His mom folded his arms leaning agaisnt the wall of the open garage.Shadilver-journal jacker-P384 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Does he even know how to drive..."
Silver was sitting in the car,kind of uncomfortably in his outfit, with one of
his arms resting on the ledge while he gazed out the window.
He sighed and set his head down on his arm. He pressed the button where the window
came down and the wind gently blew in through his hair, around and out again.
It felt comforting.
"You alright?"seth asked placing his hand on his shoulder.
"I know what you mean little buddy,"he sighed slumping down in his seat.
"Yeah i heard."
"Her name was Carmin. Had the face of an angel..."
Silver looked over at seth, with his head still resting on his arm.
"What was the argument about, or is that too personal?"
"Its fine really. We were arguing about the future."
Silver sat up a little.
"The future?" he repeated.
"What about the future?"
"She was thinking of having a kid in a few years time."
This time silver
Happy Tree Friends:Dark KillerHappy Tree Friends:Flaky's Evil?!Happy Tree Friends:Dark Killer4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Part 1: Flaky's Desire
metalyan94: Could someone please tell me the freakin' plot of this damn story?!
(a blue anteater with nerdy glasses and a pocket protector on his chest appears)
metalyan94: Who are you?
??????: I'm Sniffles. Allow me to...
metalyan94: Hey, nerd. Why don't you get me some chili cheese fritos in the meantime?
Sniffles: But don't you wanna...
metalyan94: Get on with you!
Sniffles: (walks out of scene grumbling angrily)
metalyan94: Now, I just need to know WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!
(a blue skunk with a pine scent deodorizer and a pink flower on top of her head appears)
metalyan94: And just who are you?
??????: My name is Petunia.
metalyan94: Petunia? But, that's a flower's name. And aren't you a skunk?
Petunia: Yes, both those questions are true.
metalyan94: And skunks spray a terribly smelly odor?
Flippyfanatic's giftHere is a FlippyxEvil oneshot for ~Flippyfanatic's birthday. I felt kind of bad that she was doing both a pic AND a story for mine and I had nothing. So I decided to do a little something for her.Flippyfanatic's gift4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
So, here we go.
Oh, one thing: Flippy and Evil are separated and are already in couple.
It was a peaceful evening in Happy Tree Town. Evil was bored, watching the television.
"... god! What is taking Flip so long anyway?" He asked himself. Flippy had decided to go help Handy fix his sink pipe since ... well, he can't. "*sigh* I should've gone with him. At least, I'd be with him." A very slight blush came on his face at this last thought.
"Well, I better go there since I got nothing else to do." He said as he turned the television off and got up. As he grabbed the doorknob and opened the door, Flippy was walking to it. Both's eyes widened. Flippy chuckled.
"Wow, I wasn't expecting you to actually welcome me, Evil." He said as he came near the entrance, giggling. He c
SunsetEvil had woken up from another dream about Flippy and couldn't stand it anymore, he had to tell him.Sunset4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Flippy?" Evil looked in Flippy's room and found no trace of Flippy.
Evil searched the entire house, but Flippy wasn't there.
"Were the hell did he go?" Evil mumbled to himself.
Evil looked at the fridge and noticed a note stuck to it.
"Went to hilltop, be back after sunset"
"Guess I'm going to the hilltop." Evil said smiling.
Not long after arriving at the hilltop Evil found Flippy sleeping under a tree purring. Seeing this made Evil smile more, but then he remembered why he was there. He couldn't tell Flippy if he was sleeping, but he just looked so cute. Evil walked over to Flippy and sat beside him and woke him up after about two minutes.
"Hu? Evil what are you doing here?" Flippy asked between a yawn.
"I need to tell you something." Evil said looking down.
"What is it?" Flippy asked sitting up. (He was lying on the ground still, deal with it!)
*What the hell am I d
Sonilver-Cosplay Pervert-P1It was snowing. Gentle white, crystal fluffy snow, sparkling as it falls, reflecting off the light of the sun. Nothing unusual. It snows every day except for the one month in July when it's that bit warmer. It's always been like this here in Crystal Fall. The reason for the name is due to the crystal like snow falling each and every day. The snow is what makes the City unique.Sonilver-Cosplay Pervert-P14 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was 8:00am, early, bright and the snow lightly falling. Silver, 6 years old, stood at his usual bus stop awaiting his usual bus to go to his usual school. He looked up at the sky seeing the white snowflakes coming down one by one. He would always be here by himself; no one else got the same bus stop as him as they had closer ones living near them.
His ears perked up at the sound of crunching snow under approaching footsteps. He turned his head looking out at the vast white wonderland to witness a small young blue haired boy about his age walking up to the bus stop. He was naturally cute and probably when he be
What Will Be, Will Be - 1 IZ: What Will Be, Will BeWhat Will Be, Will Be - 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Chapter 1 - First Day Of Summer Vacation
Zim gave a evil maniacal grin. I think the zombie weasels are finally ripe, GIR! They will be my next plan to conquer THE HOOMANS!!
Ouuuuu...I like zombies! came GIR's response as he stood on his head like an idiot. So whut's this plan gonna do?
Zim cackled, rubbing his hands together evilly. We sell them, GIR, we sell them to the pet store! Once the shopkeepers sell the zombies to local filthy customers. They will have purchased creatures with the capability TO EAT THEIR BRAINS!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
I like brains! came GIR's cheerful and random response.
The irken snickered. I will make them so irresistibly CUTE that e