Dr. Wily Got Game?Its Friday, Friday, Friday! F-R-I-D-A-Y! Gyroman started to sing this as soon as he woke up at ten in the morning on one seemingly normal Friday, and didnt seem to stop until Shadowman casually walked up to him with a roll of duct tape and placed a generous piece of it across his mouth. This happened at about one in the afternoon, when a newly awakened Shad decided he couldnt take it anymore. Gyro had been vacuuming the halls of the dorms and just happened to be right outside of his ninja brothers room as he was getting up. The ever resourceful Shadowman retrieved the tape, purchased just for this reason, from his night stand drawer and became the savior of everyones ears.Dr. Wily Got Game?6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Thatll shut you up, he said and then returned to his room, leaving the copter behind to continue his muffled song.
Metalman, in his favored civilian style of a black hoodie, t-shirt, and those black pants with the
New Smash Bros Interviews: DaisyLink and Samus’ next interview was a surprise, yet at the same time not. A well-tanned woman in a yellow gown walked into the room with a confidant smile and waited for the interview to begin.New Smash Bros Interviews: Daisy2 years ago in Humor More Like This
“So you wish to become a Smash Fighter, Daisy?” asked Link as he looked at the brunette princess across from him.
“Yup! I want to join and fight alongside my friends, especially Luigi,” stated the tomboy with a laugh.
“Any other reason?” questioned Samus.
Daisy thought about it for a minute or two before she answered. “Well…there is the fact that I feel Peach is a little too much in the spotlight. Plus that one of “costume” of hers that makes her look exactly like me is just plain insulting!”
“So what you really want is to fight against Peach, is that right?” asked the blonde bounty hunter.
“Of course! I could probably win to since all Peach seems to be able to do is get captured all
Help MeIt has only been a month since Chell was released from Aperture, and for some inexplicable reason she often finds herself missing it. She has a normal life now, or what passes for one, with friends and a job and her own apartment. It’s a small apartment, with just one bedroom, and her only company at night is her Companion Cube. She likes to talk to it, even though it doesn’t talk back, and the thought never crosses her mind that someone might be listening.Help Me4 years ago in Humor More Like This
But of course someone is. Someone who always has been, and someone who always will be.
“And I also don’t think that guy had any right to treat Sandra that way,” Chell says, continuing to hand-wash her dinner dishes as she does so. “But of course he’s a customer, so he’s always right and all that shit, and we really couldn’t do anything about it.” She sighs as she finishes up, then turns to look at the cube, which is sitting on the sofa. Giving it a smile, she come
MD 7: May I Cut In? I turn my head back, my ears tilting up slightly in surprise. A small orange-red fellow in a white bodysuit stares at me, the scissors atop his head widening alongside his eyes.MD 7: May I Cut In?5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I nod to him, then grin. "I'm Metalman. And you are?"
"I'm Cutman, Mr. Metalman, sir!" He bows extremely politely.
"My predecessor?" I blink, amazed. "I mean...the one on whom my design is based?"
"I guess..." Cutman shrugs. "I'unno."
"Nice to meet you." I grin.
"Who are you anyway?" He gives a childish headtilt, still curious.
I smile the best I know how. "I'm Metalman. Uh, but I'm not a dentist, though. I consider myself a dancer."
New Smash Bros. Interviews: Spec. Reveal Chapter 3The crowd roared in anticipation for the upcoming match. In the ring, in opposite corners, stood Donkey Kong and his opponent.New Smash Bros. Interviews: Spec. Reveal Chapter 31 year ago in Humor More Like This
"Okay, Mac! You got this! You beat DK once before and you can do it again!" exclaimed Doc Louis, trying to pump up Little Mac, the newest addition to the Smash roster.
Stepping up to the middle of the ring was Mario, decked out in his referee outfit.
"Alrighty! Today is-a the rematch you have all-a been waiting for! In-a the red corner, hailing all-a the way from Donkey Kong Island, Donkey Kong!"
"Oh yeah!" exclaimed the large ape before he started to pound on his chest.
"And in-a the green corner, hailing from Bronx, New York, Little Mac!"
"Ha ha!" laughed the seventeen-year-old as he took in the crowd's cheering.
Up in the VIP section, most of the other Smash Fighters were watching on.
"So what exactly is this boxing anyway?" asked Marth.
"Basically it's a sport where two competitors step into a squared ring and start pu
Unwilling PartnersA/N: Well, I really had to get this out of my head or I would be unable to sleep at night. Actually, I was unable to sleep all night since I've written this piece till now (5.30 am. Yay me!).Unwilling Partners5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I'm actually on a Rockman rush thing and I am really sad that my favorite character (up to par with Rockman himself) doesn't have more time in the anime (still have to watch Stream). Anyway, for the fic forgive me for any errors you might find. This piece wasn't betaed and it was a spur of the moment thing. Yes, the idea was running loose in my head for days, but I didn't had anything in mind beside well read and find out. I just hope I had them in character. I'm pretty much new at this
Also, I might continue this, but it can be considered as a one-shot thing. So, uhmmm keep an eye on it? I also might change the title if I continue this.
BTW: Not important, but if you are still reading the disclaimers I have written here, this fic is placed somet
The Good, the Bad and the FoodTiptoeing down the aisles of a large food store at three in the morning was not how Netto wanted to spend the night.The Good, the Bad and the Food4 years ago in Humor More Like This
"It won't take long," the boy muttered to himself as he neared the end of a shelf and peered to make sure the next corridor was empty. He was using a tone of voice that mimicked Meijin's. "The network there has been infected with some viruses. We would send someone tomorrow, but the fridges are controlled by the infected computers."
Actually, he hadn't minded getting up at two AM to go out on a mission. He had gotten used to nightly calls, and if the mission took too long, he could just stay home and sleep all morning, while NetPolice or SciLabs called in to explain his absence.
What annoyed him was that things had quickly degenerated as soon as he took a step into the building. At first it was just a mild degree of creepiness when the doors locked behind his back, then the situation took a turn for the unexpected when a Dimensional Area appeared.
Prepared for the worst,
086. Seeing RedIt was the early morning hours of Valentine's Day. Metal Man relaxed atop the roof of the same building he had first learned from Blues how to whistle. Crimson eyes watched small crystalline flakes of snow descend as he whistled a faint melody--one that had come to his mind. It seemed like a melody that was meant for him, and him alone.086. Seeing Red5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A whistling came from the other end of the roof; Blues had climbed up on the roof to get away from the hustle and bustle of the city. Metal Man glanced up, his crimson eyes fixing on Blues, and he whistled a more audible whistle. His skills had certainly gotten better and his whistles were getting more melodic, though still not on the level of Blues' skill.
Blues froze in place for a moment. That crimson-eyed android was there! His eyes scanned from behind the sunglasses to see if he could see the other half of the yellow scarf he wore; after all, it was something he'd gi
Scientifically domestic ChristmasGLaDOS didn't like Christmas.Scientifically domestic Christmas3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Not that she disliked it either, it wasn't particularly important to science, but it didn't tend to interfere with it either.
Her internal calendar had always kept her informed of the date, but she hadn't paid holidays any mind. Testing had been far more important.
No, testing was still the most important.
But now there were…
Other things to consider.
This was the first Christmas she'd be spending with Chell and CaTHY. Last year had been the first Christmas after she had replaced [TEST SUBJECT] with 'Chell' in her official logs and files, but back then the human hadn't yet lived in Aperture.
She had spent most of her time outside, presumably with people, and presumably had been doing some useless Christmas stuff with them. Something she would be likely inclined to do, if Aperture wouldn't be suitably festive this year.
And then there was CaTHY.
It had begun as an experiment; since clearly humans were superior to robots when it came
Letting Go“What the hell do you mean, you’re dying?” Chell demanded. “You can’t be dying. You’re going to live forever, remember? You told me so. And that was only fourteen years ago.”Letting Go4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“When I told you that, I had not yet deduced the damages that occurred during the time that I was dead,” the AI replied calmly. “And now that I have, I can reach only one conclusion: I am ‘dying,’ as you put it.”
“But you can’t be,” Chell protested.
GLaDOS sighed. “Well, I am. I have determined that unless I can somehow restore myself to optimum efficiency, my systems will continue to deteriorate and suffer a complete failure in exactly forty-one years, seventy-nine days, eighteen hours, and nineteen minutes.”
At that, Chell did a double take. “Whoa whoa whoa. Did you say forty years?”
“Forty-one,” GLaDOS corrected.
“But that’s a long time aw
Text Messages - New!Bonnie x Bullied!ReaderYou were the new night watch at the new Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. Why, one may ask? You had recently started college, and you needed money. The job they had for you here paid a LOT more than (fast food place) would have. You immediately applied and got the job, forgetting about the gruesome history the animatronics had.Text Messages - New!Bonnie x Bullied!Reader9 months ago in Romance More Like This
You shivered as the message ended. Good lord, what kind of demented place was this?! Trying to calm your nerves, you flipped up the camera. It seemed that Bonnie had already moved. Panicking, you slammed the camera down and almost started to hyperventilate. Suddenly, your phone went off, indicating you got a text.
"Hey, slut. Whatcha up to?" It said. You groaned. It was the bully from your (subject) class.
"Don't ignore me, you little bitch."
"Maybe you just can't answer me because you're too busy fucking some random dude."
You sighed and set your phone down. Just then, you heard thumping coming from the air vent above your office. You swallowed your fear a
It Was Never You...It really wasn't...It Was Never You...5 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
And I know that I can twist this truth as much as I want...
Whenever I'm sober, when I know I can put up that fake plastic smile;
Just a few formal words that burn like acid from a liar's lips!
"Differences in personality, a divergence in ideals..."
Please, fucking, SPARE ME!
Because when I look in this mirror, I know.
When I see myself looking back at me, I know.
Right here, right in front of my own blackened self;
Those eyes that both reflect and stare into my dingy soul.
I was the problem.
I was the instigator.
I was the perpetrator.
And when I had broken every last bit of her,
I was the one, who let it all fall to pieces.
So please, you don't have to feel sorry for me,
I am a bastard and I've got a very special place in hell waiting for me...
- Word of Chen, Darkest Hour, 16th February 2015
DeathMareWhen I die,DeathMare10 months ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
still the birds will sing and fly
When I die
few will mourn me, few will cry
When I die,
still will rain, still will dry
When I die;
tell me when, I know why.
When and if I ever die,
you'll see my star up to the sky
When and if I ever die,
gods will mourn me, they will cry
When and if I ever die,
the earth will shake, seas will dry
When and if I ever die...
I am immortal, I can't die!!!
Harmony of Chaos Chapter 44. The TrapHarmony of Chaos Chapter 43 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Dr. Eggman walked into the dimensional viewing room. "So, Yesbot, how goes it with my...agent in the other world?"
Yesbot pointed to the screen. "See for yourself, Doctor. She has insinuated herself into the inner circle, been welcomed back with open arms, AND managed to make the entire group suspicious of Sonic...all without anyone suspecting a single thing, not even their god-princess."
Eggman was shocked. "She made them suspicious of Sonic as well? How'd she manage that?"
"By first praising him...then sidestepping the question regarding his alignment. She is using a feather touch to get done what is needed...and it is proving very effective."
Eggman frowned, staring at the screen. "She is proving quite clever...a little too clever for my comfort. Are you sure she won't rebel?"
"No chance, Doctor. Her primary goal is the creation of the Eggman Empire. Everything s
My ChildrenI created the Heavens and the EarthMy Children1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
I created the oceans of water and the oceans in the sky
I created everything in this world
But I created something better than everything; I created man and gave him breath of life
The most unique creation that I have ever created
Creation that is to reflect my image and relate to one another
I love the creation that I made; my children that I knew before they were on Earth
I love all of them, but they started to run away from me
My children hiding in the dark of the jungle
My children trying to hide from my loving eyes
My children running away from me even though I reach to them
My children crying in their hearts, but they won't come to me
My children, please come back to me
I know where you are going but please come back
Don't you know that I still love you
Please come back my children; come back to me where you belong
My arms are waiting for you my children
My arms are opened for you my children were you will be safe
My arms will hold you tightly
Markiplier x Bonnie FanFic: 7 Minutes in Heaven?Markiplier x Bonnie FanFic: 7 Minutes in Heaven?5 months ago in Romance More Like This
Before any confusion or misconception, I must explain myself: This is just a nice, sweet little idea that came to my mind~! Nothing dirty...nothing gross...just something cute and interesting I thought of! I hope you guys enjoy this~! ;D
Mark sat back in his chair, stretching his arms out with a tired yawn. "Just 12 more minutes..." He sighed, glancing at the cameras. Mark slowly closed his eyes subconsciously, he's been up for so long...watching the animatronics with caution. Unexpectedly, the phone, that sat on his desk, started to ring. Mark's eyes flew open and he immediately leaned in to grab and answer the phone.
"Hello hello! Uhh just wanted to update ya on somethin".
Mark lifted an eyebrow with confusion. For some reason, this certain recording made suspicion grow within him.
"..Uh...I don't know if the staff already told you this, but...there's a bag under the desk in your office.....uhh...they said that you...um...need to grab one thing
Not Again Quilava Combusken tfNot Again- A tale of revengeNot Again Quilava Combusken tf4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It is twenty years from now, newly revived star Justin Beiber return with a new approach to his music career (after being slaughtered by tabloids). Instead of being the teen girl heartthrob, he goes for a darker, more broken man approach. Since his rise to fame he's making sure no one takes him or anyone else down again, this is his first attempt at a paparazzi trap. He returns home with a pornographic magazine, body double, and costume parts making up his features, he readies the trap, and readies a rat.
"Beiber the perv, that'll be worth millions!" said photographer Jameson Wraith. He perches himself upon a tree branch next to his desired window, moves toward the inside of the window and prepares to take his shot. "Heh heh heh, already you've ruined your career." He whispers as mysterious figure knocks him out.
Jameson wakes up inside of a torture-chamber-like place. "Don't bother trying to escape." The figure says as he stabs a knife in his gut. Jameson
Mother 3 Screenplay-- ACT ONEMother 3 Screenplay-- ACT ONE6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
MOTHER 3, ACT ONE
EXT : TAZMILY VILLAGE, NOWHERE ISLANDS : LATE NIGHT :
Ocean waves crash against high cliffs at the southern end of TAZMILY VILLAGE. At the top, on a grass-covered slope, sits a small FARMHOUSE from which the glow of a fire emanates. This is the home of a young couple. A sheep pen composed of only guardrails and a roof comes into view as the camera pans around the eastern side of the house. The animals within make little noise, but this relative silence is interrupted by screams from inside.
INT : TAZMILY VILLAGE : FARMHOUSE : LATE NIGHT :
The screams continue as a woman sits up in bed, face drenched with sweat. A tight focus is kept on her.
This is HINAWA: young wife and very soon-to-be mother. She is heavily pregnant. Her light brown hair hangs past her shoulders, and she currently wears a handmade nightgown, the bottom end of which is stained.
Panning out, the rest of the room is revealed. It is furnished with wood, each item
Truth Without Love?(2/04/2014)Truth Without Love?1 year ago in Philosophical More Like This
I see this happen way too often, even in the comments section of my own deviations; you can even see it happening on the pages of my stamps:
Too often I will see an atheist post a comment in disagreement with the deviation, and a believer replies to that atheist's comment in the same snarky manner as the atheist who disagreed. And the comments will go on and on in snark-to-snark combat as they attempt to correct each other.
What's worse, sometimes even an atheist won't necessarily be acting snarky--perhaps just having an honest disagreement with reason behind it--but the so-called "Christian" who tries to correct them does act snarky to them, even so much as insulting the non-believer for his/her statements.
Well guess what? Out of my love for all of you and my love for God's Truth, prepare to face some honest and well-needed correction.
Do you know what the bible says about that kind of attitude that t
My Little Pony-Beast Wars: Predator's Moon Ch. 4My Little Pony-Beast Wars: Predator's Moon Ch. 43 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic/Transformers: Beast Wars
By Atomic Chinchilla
Close Encounters of the Predacon Kind
Part 1: Raptorminator
The city of Canterlot was alive with activity. Under the direction of Princess Luna, the royal guard worked in tandem with construction ponies and other civilians to clear away the rubble and debris from the ruined streets. The azure alicorn stood on the balcony of a palace tower, giving orders to the last of the waiting pegasus captains. As the pegasi darted off toward their tasks, Luna breathed a heavy sigh and retreated into the tower. The drapes on the windows were drawn closed, and the only illumination came from what little sunlight entered through the balcony door. She walked softly to the edge of a grand, royal bed and sat down, gently pulling the blankets back to reveal the sleeping face of Princess Celestia.
The day princess sweated feverishly in her slumber, her eyes moving rapidly under her
Homestuck: ImportanceLooking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)Homestuck: Importance4 years ago in Drama More Like This
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▼: best friend?
▼: IS THAT YOU.
▲: OH FUCK, GAMZEE
▼: brother i need your motherfucking help real bad.
▼: I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND HERE.
▼: please help me.
▲: WHAT DO YOU NEED MY HELP FOR? IN CASE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN, YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO KILL ME
▼: I KNOW MAN, I MOTHERFUCKING KNOW.
▼: but i think, i don't know, i don't know what's motherfucking going on.
▼: I WANT TO STOP.
▼: it hurts.
▼: I CAN'T FUCKING PUT MYSELF BACK TOGETHER AGAIN I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO MOTHERFUCKING DO HERE, MAN.
▲: OH FUCK MAN CALM DOWN
▼: how the fuck am i supposed to calm down.
▼: I KNOW WHAT I DID.
▲: HOW SHOULD I KNOW? I DON'T HAVE ALL THE DAMN ANSWERS
▲: I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN
▼: just please try to help me.
▼: I DON'T MOTHERFUCKING KNOW.
▼: i'm like freaking the fuck out here man,
Robbed Soul -Silver-Hello. Sorry, but I'm a little busy right now, just give me a secondRobbed Soul -Silver-5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Alright, I'm done. I was finishing what I had left of the log I was keeping. You came at a convenient time; listen to what I have written. But, let me just say this, so my log will make sense to you.
You see, I, along with a few select others, am a researcher for a special topic. Hacked games and hidden glitch exposures. But not just any hacked games These hacked games or of the children franchise "Pokémon", but they have been given modifications that made them dark, gory, or simply depressing. Please note, the hacks are either from used cartridges, or hacked internet ROM downloads. I had heard of, and read, Lost Silver, Creepy Black, Tarnished Gold They intrigued me, along with others that certain individuals had written about and theorized, including the death of Blue's (or Green's, depending on where you reside from) Raticate via the S.S Anne battle, and, of course, the effects of the save-da
Whitewash Chapter 4The Demon ReleasedWhitewash Chapter 44 years ago in Romance More Like This
Shadow and Azure walked out into the streets of Castle Town. "Wow, this place is amazing! It's so beautiful here!"
Shadow walked over to a black and red motorcycle parked on the curb a few feet away. He got on and started the engine. "Get on," he said, not even looking behind him at Azure. She got on the motorcycle behind him and held onto his waist as it jumped forward, racing through the streets. She couldn't help but blush at their closeness.
"Hey Shadow, I don't mean to be nosy, but how come you have a bike? I mean, can't you run as fast as Sonic the Hedgehog?" she asked.
"Technically my hover skates let me reach the same speed as Sonic. Without them, I'd only run at the speed of an average hedgehog. Vehicles are standard issue to G.U.N. agents for transportation and I like having a bike."
"Well it's a cool bike," she said with a smile.
Shadow drove through the streets and reached the gateway leading to the surrounding forest. They traveled acro
All-Stars Aftermatch GaidenIt was over. The most important meeting in the short story of the All-Stars Division had come to an end, and the status quo of the association was shifted.All-Stars Aftermatch Gaiden1 year ago in Humor More Like This
The All-Stars Division was created to entertain the almighty Michael, but the game didn’t get that much money from him/her. The meeting’s purpose was to shut down the whole operation. The Santa Monica Studios executive appealed to Sony, and assumed the responsibility of keeping the game running for Michael’s sake, and the Sony executive complied.
By the end of the meeting, Sony cut ties with the All-Stars Division, and Santa Monica put Polygon Man in charge, while hiring a mysterious lady with a pet snake as a general manager.
Polygon Man: I find it funny how life treats you. One day, I am a scrapped mascot of a great business. The next day, I am the boss fight of the business’ face game. And the next, I’m the literal boss of the people of that game! I should give myself a pat in the back.
Snake lady: Y