Stupid Note 61-70#61Stupid Note 61-708 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Once, when I was walking through the park, I saw a boy chewing on a fallen log.
"You like eating wood?" I asked, puzzled.
"YES." he told me. I had an idea.
"I have some in my pants," I told him. "Wanna reach in and get it?" He ran away screaming.
Then I took the log and ate it myself.
Because I am such a bastard, last week, instead of helping an old woman across the street, I drop-kicked her into oncoming traffic.
It was the hilight of my day.
Stupid Note 101-110(For those of you who are just joining us, PLEASE READ THE FIRST 100 STUPID NOTES before you read these. Everything will make more sense. And look! We even provided you links. How nice. )Stupid Note 101-1108 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Last week I took a trip to my local office supply store to buy school supplies for the upcoming year. Which was rather pointless, because all the colleges I applied to sent letters back saying they'd rather kill themselves than accept me, but it was good to get out of the house.
Unfortunately, I was unable to purchase any school supplies, because I got kicked out of the store for molesting an office chair, raping 12 1/2 spiral-bound notebooks, exposing my mangled family jewels (see link in description to understand how they became mangled), and ruining all of their merchandise with a very terrible explosive diarrhea incident.
Stupid Note 31-40#31Stupid Note 31-408 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Last summer, I tried my talents in gardening. I ripped up some of my mother's favorite plants to clear a space in the backyard, and planted various things in the ground to see what they'd grow into. Things like spoons, the TV remote, Ryuk, my computer, and some toxic waste. A week later, I decided to water them. None were promising, though, except the toxic waste. Because soon after I watered it, it grew into a giant, glowing bean stalk of sorts. It was amazing.
TO BE CONTINUEDDDD...
Did you know that the human bladder can hold up to 600mL of urine
red snowIt was like any other day of romance. Two young couple stood by the street lightred snow9 years ago in General More Like This
waiting for the bus to arrive. It was very cold outside, even with the thickest coat
they can buy it still made them shiver. It was not windy though…the sky was dark grey with white speckled floating down.
Few minutes passed by and it was still quiet. There weren't any shops open at this late hour, nor any customers passing by.
Suddenly the girl spoke quietly.
"I think the dinner went pretty nicely" she said.
"I think the meat could have been less salty thought..." the boy spoke in silence. They laughed silently for few seconds and the conversation stopped. In a moment the boy started to mumble something. The girl looked at him slowly as he started chewing on his finger.
"how many times have I told you not to bite your finger?" she quickly pulled the hand away from his mouth.
"..I…I'm sorry I didn't realize I was" he quickly put his hands back in his pocket.
The girl gulped and closed her eyes. "if the the
Stupid Note 71-80#71Stupid Note 71-808 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I snorted a roach once. Some guy gave me $10 for it. Because I snort things on street corners--sort of like those guys who play guitar on street corners.
I just told my mom that I have an after-school job. She doesn't know it involves NOSE-CANDY.
I see you've spotted a picture of me with my masturbation stick. Well, I don't really use it to masturbate, because I'm a seme. I just tell people I do. Random people on the street. Who don't even want to know. It's how I get my kicks.
WoundedHe sprinted ahead of the monstrous demon, oblivious to his wounds and cuts. All that matterd now was gettingWounded10 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
ahead. The unfamilure landscape began to fade away, and in time he was able to recognize certain landmarks, like
the rockpile and the edge of the cave.
Wait a second, he thought. I remember this place from before...
But before he could do anything else, he stumbled right off the cliff. He tried to transform,
but was to weak to do anything. Dan closed his eyes as he felt himself falling, but then, he stopped.
He opened his eyes, and grimaced. Ren.
"I keep my promises!" she said, struggling to pull him over the top.
Barely visable over her shoulder was the approaching demon.
"Ren, let go! He'll attack you from behind!" Dan cried again.
"No! I keep my promises! I'm never letting you die!" she cried out, using all her might to pull him up.
She was failing.
He saw her starting to slip.
She saw it, too.
Her entire bod
Of Werewolves and half demonsOf Werewolves and half demons10 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Ren sat in the closet, on the floor, unsure exacualy of what DD had done to her.
The past seven minutes or so had been utterly disturbing, and she wished Amber would open the door.
"AMBER! OPEN THE DOOR!" she cried again, voicing her thoughts.
"Nope." Came Amber's smug reply from outside the door. Ren was about to swear when she heard Demon's voice.
"There's a light switch in there, Dumbass." the chao said.
Feeling rather stupid, Ren fumbled around with closet, begining to wonder why DD was unaturualy
quiet. I mean, sure, he was drunk, but two seconds ago he was- Oh, hey, look, the lightswitch.
Ren thought to herself as she came across the switch on the wall. Flicking it, she looked down at herself and screamed.
"LET ME OUT OF HERE!" she cried.
DD hiccuped behind her, still dressed as Link.
"Password?" Amber asked smugly from outside the door. Obviously, this wasn't going to get anywhere fast.
A Mini DP Story-The QuestionA Mini DP Story-The Question10 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Danny walked alongside Sam in the empty park, nervous. He hoped desperately the strong pool of moonlight coming between the trees wouldn't show all the sweat from nerves on his face. Sam, however, didn't notice a thing, seeing as she was looking at the squirrel sitting on the pavement some 30 feet in front of them.
He wanted to ask her, but he couldn't get the courage, although his dad had told him merely yesterday on his 20th birthday, "You're man now, Danny. You must be brave about everything, no matter what." Danny seemed to choke on these words, knowing he was anything BUT brave at the moment.
'Dad has a point, though,' Danny thought to himself, glancing over at Sam; He thought she looked beautiful in her dress, the same one she had worn to the dance in the 9th grade when she had danced with him. 'I've got to be brave… but how?' He looked away from Sam again, and looked at his feet as they continued walking around the park
A litteless Screaming: ShortRen threw her hands up in the air.A litteless Screaming: Short10 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"I CONFESS!" she screamed back at him.
"I messed up! I'm sorry!"
He glared back at her.
"You'll never live this down, Ren."
"So, you know what, your just the boy all the girls wanna dance with!"
"Your the girl who everyone gives one to many chances! Why don't you just drop dead?!" he screamed back.
"I WISH I WAS!" Ren growled.
The two remainded silent for a moment.
Then he spoke.
"I don't blame you, for being you." he said, silently.
"But You can't blame for hating it." she said, frustrated.
They glared at each other more.
Finally, Ren's watched beeped.
"Just give up on me, Darling, what do you expect?!"
He took a step back.
"Give up! Really! I'm a lost cause! "she said, repeating the words she had been called so often.
He regained himself and went to scream back, but she interupted him.
"It dosn't matter! You can sigh and moan all you want, perfectly if it
DP-Ch.1-Part 1-I'm Still HereDP-Ch.1-Part 1-I'm Still Here10 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Danny was flying back home after a long day's work. Ghost fighting was really weighing heavily on his back, nowadays; he figured it was because of Mr. Lancer constantly packing him, Sam, Tucker, and the rest of the class with huge amounts of homework each day; he kept on finishing at about two o'clock at night, giving him only about four hours of sleep every day.
Through the fading sunset's streaks of light he could make out his house, it's large Fenton Works sign noticeable a mile away. Danny felt his eyes sagging, but didn't want to go to bed yet, though, as he phased into his room and saw his bed, he was tempted.
He went out of his door and filed downstairs before slumping onto the couch. His parents looked out of the kitchen to see who was there, to find Danny, looking tired and worn down. They waved, then resumed their private conversation at the table, not knowing where he had really been because they thought he had been
Finding Emo, Part One."REN! SERIOUSLY! This is NOT FUNNY!" DD's voice echoed through the hall as if he was using an amp and a microphone. Kyra, who had been sleeping peacefully sprawled out apon her bed (that needed severe washing) when she was jolted awake by a howl of rage and DD swearing. She glanced at the clock. 10:45 PM. "Grand..." She groaned. "Those two have been going at each others throats for about an hour and a half now.."Finding Emo, Part One.9 years ago in Mystery & Suspense More Like This
Muttering about 'Coconuts' and 'Spam', Kyra rolled off the bed, hitting the floor with a thump that wasn't as loud as someone would have thought it to be. All that silken hair and bushy tail act as good padding. After giving a moan of utter tiredness, Kyra slipped off her nightshirt, which was just a black shirt with a candycane that barely covered her butt, revealing her normal, black, skin-tight outfit.
After doing a few quick stretches to crack her back, she ventured out into the battlezone. Apparently, by the looks of things, Ren was going all emo again and DD, obviously f
Love is Loves Reward Chapter 2DD just gulped. He then realized what he had gotten himself into. Autumn whispered something to David and they both began to snicker. DD glanced at me with a worried look upon his face. I gave him a soft smile telling him not to worry it won't be so bad. Then again what was I thinking? It was "Autumn" that was giving him the dare. Who knows where her mind would end up.Love is Loves Reward Chapter 210 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Alright, DD. I dare you to……stand out in the rain," "That's all? Pfft no problem." "I wasn't finished." "Come again?" he questioned her with his eyebrow above his scar raised. "I dare you to go stand out in the rain in nothing but your underwear until 3 cars drive by," Autumn finally finished. DD's jaw just dropped down low. David and Danton both started cracking up like you wouldn't believe. I swear Danton had tears trickling down his cheeks. "Oh my god I t
REALiTY Part 2Okay, so after I recovered from the gender-bending shock that I just received, which took nearly a whole minute of just silent gaping, I tried to ask him a question. Wh-Who-? I started, and suddenly blurted out, WHAT are you!? Immediately, I covered my mouth with my hands; that was downright rude of me. I checked to make sure my bedroom door was open yeah. At least I can escape if he tried to rape me or steal my soul. You know, whatever came first.REALiTY Part 27 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Immediately, he started to yell something well, okay, it wasnt yelling, but he was projecting his voice, and holy SHIT, when I say project, I mean, PROJECT. I thought my windows were going to rattle right out of the frames. I didnt really catch what he said only for a few words, such as how and Wiseman and something about a Relala or something. It took him a second, but he realized he was talking to no one and staring at my not-on TV and fell silent. Me? I was backed aga
REALiTY Part 3I was falling through darkness, my hands outstretched as I neared the bottom of this icy pit, I felt no fear pump through my veins. Instead, I pressed my arms to my sides and purposely made myself go even faster faster faster I hit the ground headfirst with a sick crunch, feeling my neck snap I had trouble sleeping, almost as if I were being smothered everything went blackREALiTY Part 37 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
THUD. I immediately jerked my eyes open, feeling my nose scream in pain. What the hell? Did I just fall out of bed!? With a groan, I picked myself back up, threw myself back into my bed and started drifting off to sleep again.
This time, I was falling through the sky, falling with my hands at my side, rocketing towards the street below me where people were pointing. I felt my lips curl back in a sneer; I was going to die again. Cool. I was almost to the ground
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! This time, I awoke to a knocking sound, and not my still throbbing nose making out with my
Another Story..Ren sat outside kyra's door, an unconcious DD resting on her lap.Another Story..10 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
She knocked on the door, calling out
"KYRA! YOU HOME!"
Kyra was all disgruntled-like.
"No." she replied, opening the door.
"Um.....hi...think you can bandage him up? I kinda
went a bit to far-again.." Ren said, sheepishly.
"Yush." Kyra said, stepping back.
Ren gave a sigh of relief.
"Thanks." she said, dragging DD into Kyra's place.
"Where do you want him?
"Chuck `em on the couch."
Ren nodded, and half carried, half dragged DD onto the couch.
She was about to call kyra, when she triped on her untied shoelace and falls on him.
"Shit..." she mumbled.
"Right..." Kyra said, shuffling into the bathroom, grabbing some supplies and waddling back out. 0_o
"Um....yeah.." Ren said, pulling off DD's bloodsoaked shirt, reavleaing his exposed Ribcage and broken arm, as well as his slashed-open collar bone.
"Theres more.." she said, sheepishly.
"Ren...what did I say about reenacting "UnderWorld" and "Saving Private Ryan" at the same t
Depression: A WIP One-shotDan stared gloomily at Lady's house, his girlfriend currently out. Sad, he sighed. He didn't know when she would beDepression: A WIP One-shot9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
back, and was there even a point in waiting? Yeah. He'd come back, defiantly. Sighing, he started off twords home, then stopped.
He wasn't in the mood for the blackmail he knew would be greeting him.
Dragging his feet along with the rest of his tired self, DD began just wandering Amity Park, seeing places he knew.
He glanced at a couple familure faces, but wasn't in the mood to try and start a casual conversation. What would be the
point? They'd exchange the regular greeting: 'Hi, how are you' . Miserable. He thought to himself, gloomily. Everything
just seemed to be going so wrong. Most of it was probally his fault anyway. What was the point in just causing useless
pain? There was none. Sooner or later, they'd all leave him anyway. Did they only see him for his looks, or did
they acualy want to be with him? Though he wished it was the latter, part of hi
RenxDD Prose 2She awoke the next morning to the blaring sound of her alarm clock demanding attention. Groaning, she reached out blindly towards the nightstand for the clock and groped about until she managed to silence the infernal racket. Damn clock, waking her up from her nice sleep. What time was it anyway? It was a Saturday, she didnt need to be up, she didnt have stuff to do until later. Six-Oh-Nine. Oh hell no.RenxDD Prose 27 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Of course, by the time the thoughts had passed through her head, she realized she was wide awake.
Well, maybe not wide awake, she mused as she scrunched her eyes close. She really hated being awake this early when she didnt have to be, and right now its not like there was any way she could benefit from it.
The rasping call jerked her to attention quicker then the alarm had.
Yeah? She asked, sitting up so she could get a better view of the pile of blankets she assumed was her mate.
What time is it?
He sounded pathetic, like reall
LOVELESS- Crisis CoreLOVELESS- Crisis Core8 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Loveless - Prologue
When the war of the beasts brings about the worlds end
The goddess descends from the sky
Wings of light and dark spread afar
She guides us to bliss, her gift everlasting
Loveless - Act I
Infinite in mystery is the gift of the goddess
We seek it thus, and take it to the sky
Ripples form on the waters surface
The wandering soul knows no rest
Loveless - Act II
There is no hate, only joy
For you are beloved by the goddess
Hero of the dawn, Healer of worlds
Dreams of the morrow hath the shattered soul
Pride is lost
Wings stripped away, the end is nigh
Loveless - Act III
My friend, do you fly away now?
To a world that abhors you and I?
All that awaits you is a somber morrow
No matter where the winds may blow
My friend, your desire
Is the bringer of life, the gift of the goddess
Even if the morrow is barren of promises
Nothing shall forestall my return
Loveless - Act IV
My friend, the fates are cruel
There are no dreams, no honor remains
The arrow has left the
I married the cityI married the city9 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
[I married the city]
The cat was thrown out the window
like an empty can
to rattle off the sides of an alleyway,
zigzagging and yowling.
City air made its rounds
through the living room
rubbed curtains askew,
and curled around bare toes,
slamming the locked door.
Hordes of letters
scrambled down the counter
and across the vinyl tiles,
chanting "read me! read
me!" and "lose fifty pounds
in two weeks!"
Car headlights licked windows
and the wall behind the headboard;
stroked the covers as if to apologize
(but still managed to mutter,
"you knew what you were getting into."
Never Happening 2It had been a whole week since I had ment my supposed father. Life was normal again after that.Never Happening 210 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Mom still worked her butt off, making me wonder how she only ran on a few hours of sleep and still have time
to deal with the house and stuff.
Obake whined, and nudged against my leg from my spot at the kitchen table. I was dinner alone, again.
If it wasn't for the dogs, I don't think I would have an company at all.
People tend to avoid me in school. Even my team-mates from Ice Hocky tend to avoid me. I don't know why,
its not like I've ever done anything wrong. But then again, its probaly the way I dress, and the way I'm able to tell of
older kids without laying a punch. The power of fear works like that.
Obake whined again, beggint to be fed, so I stood up with a sigh and filled his bowl, as well as Chance's.
I pet him half heartedly.
"Hey, boy, what do you do when your all alone? And can't talk to someone?" I asked him, stroking his big ears.
Obake stopped eating for a s
These Tables are NumberedI smerked, looking around the crowded building.These Tables are Numbered9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
All of Amity Park's biggest snobs where here. And soon to be blown to peices. Did I mind? Yes. I did. Just the thought of the masacre I was going to preform gave me shivers. Did I want to do this? No. Not really.
Was I going to?
I didn't really have a choice. It was my job. I get paid allot
for an hour, although the money dosn't mean anything to me.
None of it did. I just wanted to go home.
I smoothed the silky fabric on my dress. For once, I thought I looked okay in it. I mean, I normaly don't like the way I look, but the Vampire-Maide's down in h*** certainly knew what I needed.
The dress was red, and was more like a gown. It was form-fitting, and strapless, yet not low cut that I, well, fell out if you know what I mean. My arms had elbow-leagnth fishnet gloves on, and they had done my make up lightly and naturaly.
Then there was my hair. I never really liked it, never realy cared.
Yet I felt a pang of regret when they said th
Love is Loves Reward Chapter 4Love is Love's RewardLove is Loves Reward Chapter 49 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Autumn grinned at me. Her evil grin upon her lips that seemed to make a small gap between them as she got ready to speak. "Amber, truth or dare?" she asked me. My eyes widened a little as I looked at her. A small drop of sweat rolled down the side of my face, down my neck it trickled. I let out a big gulp as it went down my throat. I seemed to be just a little bit nervous from what was yet to come, so I finally let out my answer. "Dare," I replied.
She snickered softly as she still gazed at me with her evil devilish look upon her face. "Have I got a dare for you,' she said to me in a softer voice than usual. Another gulp could be heard from my throat. "What might that dare be, Autumn?," DD asked her, his head slightly leaning up from my lap. His red orbs fixed on Autumn. "Amber, I dare you…to go out in the rain, with DD, for
God Save the SceneGod save our gracious sceneGod Save the Scene8 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
That generations bring
God save the scene
Our God victorious
Our Son of righteousness
Long live among of us
God save the scene
His glorious gifts in store
Amongst our choices poor
Long may He reign
May all reflect the laws
May all defend the cause
To sing with heart and voice
God save the scene!
Escape from Tenth Circle- pt2DD stirred into consciousness as he heard the sound of voices, though he could not hear them very well yet. His red eyes opened slightly to the vision of a ceiling rolling by overhead. Though groggy he tried to get up, but he could not move. He seemed bolted down by restraints. He tried to go intangible, which he did, but he could not pass through the metal bands holding him down at the wrists, legs, chest and waist.Escape from Tenth Circle- pt28 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
As he became tangible again, he saw a female scientist in scrubs look down at DD. Subject has awakened and is fidgeting.
Give him a tranquilizer, the male doctor across from her said as he gave DD a shot in the arm.
Hey! DD snapped. Where am I? DD lifted his head to see his whole body restrained to a stretcher. His clothes were gone, all he was wearing was medical scrub bottoms. In front of him stretched what seemed to be a mile of hallway