Zelda Top 10s prt 3Zelda Top 10s prt 38 years ago in Humor More Like This
Top 10 reasons Link rode a horse.
10: He tried riding cuccos, but kept on squishing them. (laughs out loud)
9: He tried riding the Owl from Death Mountain, but it kept on taking him to Impa's house.
8: He tried riding Princess Ruto(*ROFL*) but we all know fish cant swim on land.
7: He did a paper route on the side.
6: He delivered Hylian Pizza in 30 minutes or less.
5: Because manly men rode horses.
4: Because it sure beat walking everywhere.
3: He wanted to beat the strange man with the bunny ears in a race.
2: He got a great deal on horse shoes at the Lon Lon Ranch.
And the #1 reason:
It saved him a bunch of money on his car insurance.
Zelda Top 10s prt 2Zelda Top 10s prt 28 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Top 10 Reasons Ganondorf was so evil.
10: He wanted to say all the cool lines.
9: He liked doing the "MuWahahahaha" villian laugh.
8: His mom wouldnt let him take over the neighborhood.
7: Because the Gerudo teased him when he was a kid, and now he has issues.
6: He flunked ethical conduct classes in Gerudo school.
5: Too much Hardcore Hyrule Rock music.
4: Too much violence on Hyrule TV.
3: He thought "Ganonland" was a better name for the kingdom than Hyrule.
2: As a kid he was force-fed all the vegetables on his dinner plate.
And the #1 Reason:
Because a Hylian TP-ed his yard and put a flaming bag of dog poop on his front porch and he(Ganondorf) vowed revenge.
Zelda Top 10s prt 1Zelda Top 10s prt 18 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Top 10 Reasons Link played an Ocarina:
10: He liked the sound it made.
9: He joined the Temple of Time chior.
8: It annoyed Navi when he played off-key. XDDD
7: Because horses respond better to high pitched sounds.
6: It caused abnormal growth in frogs(which Link thought was cool).
5: Because Nintendo paid him 1 million rupees.
4: Because Hylian chicks dig flute players.
3: He only had to learn a few notes.
2: He used it to win the Hyrule Idol competition.
And the #1 Reason:
There wasnt any more room for his Guitar Hero and Rock Band set. LoL. XDD
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SONIC PRANK PHONE CALL 12SONIC PRANK PHONE CALL 126 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
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Jill: *Dials up Shadow*
Jill: Hello? Is this Shadow?
Shadow: What of it?
Jill: Yeah, a Ms. Rouge asked me to call you and tell
you she's waiting for you at a bar
Shadow: What're you talking about? Rouge and I don't date, and we never even scheduled anything
Jill: Well...yeah, but she wanted to...surprise you
Shadow: ..... where?
Jill: The Excited Eagle down in Station Square
Shadow: Fine, I suppose I'll go. Tell her I'll be there in a minute
Jill: *Hangs up snickering* All right Rouge, he agreed
Rouge: Let's see how the "Ultimate Life Form" deals with a couple shots
A Drunken Shadow: *Singing obnoxiously and off key* OH WHERE OH WHERE *hic* CAN MARIA BE? *stops, and then slams his face on the table* MARIAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
Rouge: *Covering her ears* I didn't think he'd be so loud.
Jill: Wow, I think I see Shadow in a whole new light now. *Stops, and blushes when Shadow suddenly slumps himself over her*
Shadow: What's happen