More Disney CheapquelsRata2ille: Skinner is back and wants to close down Remy's restaurant!More Disney Cheapquels7 years ago in Humor More Like This
WALL-E 2: A glitch has happened when making the new editions of WALL-E. The sandstorm ruins the electricity and makes them evil! Now WALL-E, EVE, M-O and the other robots have to save the Earth before its population has to go back on the Axiom again!
Bolt 2: Bolt finally gets superpowers!
Roadside Romeo 2: After having puppies, Romeo and Laila write their own Bolly version of Romeo & Juliet.
High School Musical 5: Troy and Gabriella marry, but being parents doesnt stop them from singing!
High School Musical 6: Office Years: After marriage, the kids from East High School have fully grown up, and this time theyre singing at an office!
High School Musical 7: Nursing Home: Many years later, the gang are still singing! (Oh, Lord)
High School Musical 8: Death: The gangs last chance to sing!
High School Musical 9: New Life: Whos singing n
Who Cares About...?WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR MISTRESS' EYES?Who Cares About...?10 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
(A Rebuttal to Shakespeare's Sonnet CXXX)
Why should it matter in the least if her
Lips are coral red or pale pink?
If suntanned breasts are worrying you, sir,
You need your head examined, one would think.
And you honestly believe her cheeks and hair
Detract because they differ from the norm?
I doubt you'd find another who would care;
For as they are, they are indeed well-formed.
As to her breath and voice, I will concede
That reeks and rasps as adjectives fit well;
But Listerine will satisfy her need,
And huskiness in speech, a flaw? Do tell!
You love her, faults and all, or so you've saidó
So you love her; now cart her off to bed!
A Suicide Note..A Suicide Note..12 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Dear Mum and Dad,
First of all you need to know that this is not your fault,
It's mine, for I locked my problem inside me like a vault,
Problems that I was never able to tell you,
Problems that I'm sick of dealing with. I'm through.
I'm sick of pretending that everything's alright,
I'm sick of having all these emotional demons to fight.
I can't take my depressing life anymore,
I realize I felt this way too often before.
I now know I'm not needed in this place,
Just another stupid teen, just another ugly face.
I can tell I'm secretly hated by everyone I know,
Though, when I'm around, they don't let their hatred show.
My life has no purpose as I can clearly see,
No one needs me and everyone hates me
I hate this world I live in, I hate how I feel now.
I try so hard to be accepted, but I don't know how.
I hate my reputation.. a fat loser.. a slut
So I'm ending my life, my wrists I will cut.
I want you two to know, that I really do love you,
But I hate my life too much, this is the only thi
Birhtday One ShotScrunching up the map the brown haired girl grumbled to herself. So far, everything had been going wrong. It had started out as an ok 11th birthday, but then the advert had been shown. She'd not been able to resist. She'd always wanted to be on Eurovision. Ok she wasn't exactly Celine Dion nor was she a Shirley Temple. Not that had stopped her. She knew with proper training those qualities would improve. But there had been one very big problem.Birhtday One Shot7 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
If she'd been old enough, 18 instead of 11 they'd have let her go on her own. Not at the age of 18 they'd have had much of a choice, but having only just turned 11; now that changed a lot of things. With little clue as to what she was actually doing Olivia headed for the bus stop. With only the aid of a map of England, a mobile phone (in case of extreme emergencies) the auditions address and some money she'd set of for London.
Now, as she stood, waiting for the next bus to where the auditions were held
Thalkor Interview1)Choose one of your own characters.Thalkor Interview7 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
2) Make them answer the following questions.
3) Then, tag three people.
4) Feel free to add some questions of your own.
Me: Okay, Thalkor, youre up!
1) What gender are you?
Thalkor: Im male, you dumbass! Cant you tell from my huge-
Me: *covers mouth* Uh, next question.
2) What is your age?
Thalkor: Oh, thats right. You pew-mans count how many years youve been alive. Well, lets see . I LOOK eighteen, but Im actually older. Since Im a dragon I dont age.
3) Do you want a hug?
Thalkor: That depends. Is it from a hot babe, or you? If its from you, no thanks.
4) Do you have any bad habits?
Thalkor: Of course not! Im perfect in every way possible!
Me: Except for your damn temper and ego problems.
Thalkor: Fuck you!
5) What is your favorite food?
Thalkor: Humans and spaghetti.
6) What is yo