More Disney CheapquelsRata2ille: Skinner is back and wants to close down Remy's restaurant!More Disney Cheapquels6 years ago in Humor More Like This
WALL-E 2: A glitch has happened when making the new editions of WALL-E. The sandstorm ruins the electricity and makes them evil! Now WALL-E, EVE, M-O and the other robots have to save the Earth before its population has to go back on the Axiom again!
Bolt 2: Bolt finally gets superpowers!
Roadside Romeo 2: After having puppies, Romeo and Laila write their own Bolly version of Romeo & Juliet.
High School Musical 5: Troy and Gabriella marry, but being parents doesnt stop them from singing!
High School Musical 6: Office Years: After marriage, the kids from East High School have fully grown up, and this time theyre singing at an office!
High School Musical 7: Nursing Home: Many years later, the gang are still singing! (Oh, Lord)
High School Musical 8: Death: The gangs last chance to sing!
High School Musical 9: New Life: Whos singing n
Who Cares About...?WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR MISTRESS' EYES?Who Cares About...?9 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
(A Rebuttal to Shakespeare's Sonnet CXXX)
Why should it matter in the least if her
Lips are coral red or pale pink?
If suntanned breasts are worrying you, sir,
You need your head examined, one would think.
And you honestly believe her cheeks and hair
Detract because they differ from the norm?
I doubt you'd find another who would care;
For as they are, they are indeed well-formed.
As to her breath and voice, I will concede
That reeks and rasps as adjectives fit well;
But Listerine will satisfy her need,
And huskiness in speech, a flaw? Do tell!
You love her, faults and all, or so you've saidó
So you love her; now cart her off to bed!
A Suicide Note..A Suicide Note..11 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Dear Mum and Dad,
First of all you need to know that this is not your fault,
It's mine, for I locked my problem inside me like a vault,
Problems that I was never able to tell you,
Problems that I'm sick of dealing with. I'm through.
I'm sick of pretending that everything's alright,
I'm sick of having all these emotional demons to fight.
I can't take my depressing life anymore,
I realize I felt this way too often before.
I now know I'm not needed in this place,
Just another stupid teen, just another ugly face.
I can tell I'm secretly hated by everyone I know,
Though, when I'm around, they don't let their hatred show.
My life has no purpose as I can clearly see,
No one needs me and everyone hates me
I hate this world I live in, I hate how I feel now.
I try so hard to be accepted, but I don't know how.
I hate my reputation.. a fat loser.. a slut
So I'm ending my life, my wrists I will cut.
I want you two to know, that I really do love you,
But I hate my life too much, this is the only thi
A Disease Borne of Words"You really should eat more."A Disease Borne of Words4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Why not? Just a little, try it, please?"
"I can't. I'm too fat."
"Why do you think that!? I can see straight through you!"
"They said I was."
"Everyone. Everyone always said I was too fat."
Skeletons in the mirror. Quiet sobbing unheard. Skeletons in the grave, surrounded by grey faces in the downpour.
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I'd Rather Die AloneSo this is it? Isn't it? I'm to die in this room alone?I'd Rather Die Alone11 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
With the cold table underneath me colder than nitrogen ice,
and the blaring AC bearing down upon me like a sinners vice?
Though my arm has been torn off, and tossed beside my head,
or my leg has been twisted, and my insides scorched dead,
I'm somewhat thankful my mother asked for my nerves to be cut dead.
That way I cannot experience the full force of the pain that's blaring within.
Occasionally, a woman walks in, looks down and says, “I think it's still alive.”
When was I an it, even while dismembered, I’m struggling before her very eyes.
Behind her comes the doctor, with a scalpel in his hands,
“His mother wanted him dead anyway, killing him more won't make a difference.”
The nurse nods and ask, “Should I get more absorbic acid?”
The doctor shakes his head and levels his scalpel, “His head is softer than plastic.”
And with his death-sentence, he drops his arm, and the metal p
Defunct FuturesSo, what's it like in the year 2012 in the...Defunct Futures3 years ago in Settings More Like This
2012 in 50's-world, everyone in the US wears hats. Men wear suits, women wear dresses or cute pantsuits. T-shirts and jeans or sweats are something nobody older than a teenager would be caught wearing. There are a lot of uniforms. Everything is very clean and often metallic or gleaming.
The Cold War is of course going on, and China, the Soviet Union, indeed everything from East Germany to Vietnam is the Red World, a unified entity which includes some parts of Africa, including the Red Congo. (Cuba, on the other side, is Capitalist and more-or-less democratic, if corrupt). Everyone in the Red World dresses the same, drives the same standard car, and reports for interrogation four times a year. (Except for the Inner Committee. But to get to that position on must have taken the interrogation drugs dozens of times). Although a "standardized" Socialist culture is promoted, the Chinese are still Chinese, and the increasing tendency of
Two Sides of Suicide (For Leelah Alcorn)Messages travel far in death,Two Sides of Suicide (For Leelah Alcorn)7 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
as our words are often
heard in our final breaths.
Though by no means is suicide
a noble act, and I don't
condone it, no matter the fact.
But unlike many of my friends,
I can't consider it a sin,
and at times it's done with the
belief of selflessness.
Though I think a line is drawn,
when we involve those undeserving.
When we ruin an innocent life,
due to our own unnerving.
To put ones self in the line of fire,
in an attempt to rid themselves
of Earth's malicious desires
makes their act selfish,
as they destroy the life
of the innocent.
How can therapy reverse what's been done?
Even if it was suicide,
the damage has been done.
No one deserves to kill she, who wanted death,
who was selfish enough
to leave the deed to a helpless man.
I like to think she was irrational,
as I support her cause. But the more
I think as rational,
the more I curse her loss.
Because no one can describe the horror
of an accidental murder. A murder
What Happened 2: ME2"Garrus, why are you piloting the shuttle and not I?" Shepard asked leaning against the arm of her co-pilots chair.What Happened 2: ME25 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Because we're going to eat, not puke," he said not taking his eyes away from the space ahead.
"Wait, we're going to eat somewhere?" Tali shouted from the back, "Why didn't anyone tell me, I didn't bring my sanitation equipment."
"I don't think anyone was told." Miranda said.
"Oh sorry," Shepard looked back at the confused group, "I'm buying and I didn't want the entire Normandy crew to know. Figured it'd be a great way for us to spend some time together before the final part of our mission."
"Lame." Jack moaned.
"Well that's nice of you Shepard. Where we going?" Jacob asked.
"Galactic Burger!" Shepard raised her hands up in victory.
"Uh! Junk food? Really Commander? Can't we go someplace more refined, like Bijoux?" Miranda asked.
"I want you to look around at the group we're with and tell me again we should go someplace fancy and refined like Bijoux."
"Well I think we ne
RE: 'What People Are Doing By Being Anti-Feminist'First off, why the hell is that piece under "Historical" in the Non-Fiction category? There's nothing even remotely historical about anything on that list. You're just voicing your opinion, so it should be under "Editorial." Second, it is your opinion because you don't give any damn sources for any of those on the list. (And don't you dare fucking act like you already put sources in it because no, you fucking didn't, you liar. You only put in sources AFTER I posted this.)RE: 'What People Are Doing By Being Anti-Feminist'10 months ago in Editorial More Like This
So I'm going to leave some of those alone and voice my rebuttal/counter-opinion on the ones that are my favorites:
Dimissing that cat-calling is still an issue.*dismissing
Someone be honest with me here. Is it really that fucking hard to just keep walking away and ignoring the shitheads? Because I admit, I've never been cat-called, despite the fact that I've been given compliments by a few guys about how I look. And those aren't sexual harassment, those are legit compliments. I may b
The Privileged Feminist and the WomanShe was a feminist, born free,The Privileged Feminist and the Woman1 year ago in Emotional More Like This
while she was a woman born over seas.
She was the feminist who went to school,
while she was the woman who paid unrightful dues.
She was the feminist who went to college,
while she was the woman forced to work without knowledge.
She was the feminist who preached her corrupted views,
She was the woman whose homeland was on the news.
She was the feminist who spoke her annoying mind,
She was the woman who could only be at peace inside.
She was the feminist who could walk freely,
She was the woman that would get beaten weekly.
She was the feminist who blamed men for everything,
She was the woman who was forced to bare men's offspring.
She was the feminist who could chose her life
She was the woman who didn't make it past twenty five.
She is the feminist who is blind to the world,
who only cares for herself, her life is like a pearl,
She is the woman who cannot show her face,
as an excuse to be modest, faithful and chaste.
She is the feminist who is ignorant t
Rapist and Abusers are Monsters...Nuff SaidAm I a monster?Rapist and Abusers are Monsters...Nuff Said2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I've hurt so many, oh so many. I want to kill myself, but I can't bring myself too. The voices won't let me, they keep me from harming myself physically.
Instead, they trap me in my own body, letting my soul rot as they poison it with those words.
"Look at how short her skirt is, she wants you. Don't deny her what she wants."
I shake my head to chase the voices away, but they scream at me. Tell me to take what is rightfully mine.
I go for the kill_I enjoy it, but she doesn't. She screams and thrashes as I take her, she cries until she's hoarse. But I don't stop, the voices urge me on, and with some sick satisfaction, I want it too.
And than it's over, and them she's limping a way. Her blood covers my hands, her shredded clothes lay on the stained grass beside me...the voices laugh. She cries. I scream.
And what hurts more than anything, what makes me hat myself more than anything is these voices will never go away, never. I can't get help, no one wants to help a r
The Bounds of FriendshipWritten by LentertamentThe Bounds of Friendship3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Hey thanks for agreeing to do this" Alex smiled looking over Lewis' shoulder as the Welshmen placed the big cardboard box onto the bed, "You should know how hard it is doing it all by yourself."
"Oh yeah definitely, it's nice to have some assistance when you're doing this kind of stuff." Lewis smiled setting the camera stand up with the camera aimed at the desk chair. "But remember to hold up your part of the deal Alex" Lewis glared over to the Danish who was holding another box in his arms. "Oh don't worry, once we're done we'll go to the cinema and I know the exact movie we'll see." "I can't wait" Lewis responded sarcastically.
Lewis placed Alex's box next to his and opened both of them, Inside Alex's was assortment of uninteresting items, two scarfs, one green and one white with black dots all around, a roll of black tape, two leather cuffs one red and one black, and a strap on mouth gag with a white ball with holes all around to allow the person
Mia's Opinion of Jeff the KillerSome have asked me how I feel about Jeffery. For some reason, he is apparently the most popular out of the cult like following that the “Creeps” seem to have. He is certainly one of the most annoying out of all of them, in my personal opinion. I could tell you, dull minded one, just how unbelievably psychotic he is. He can barely have an average conversation without mentioning murder, guts, or blood. His complete lack of social skills is completely appalling and just painful to hear.Mia's Opinion of Jeff the Killer3 months ago in Humor More Like This
He also has an atrocious habit of picking and sticking his fingers inside the carved smile he has. He always has blood on his fingernails from it, and it’s just inexcusable! He can go crazy, kill his bullies, kill his family, carve a smile in his face, and I won’t care at all. But once he has a habit so gross it makes one physically cringe to even talk about, that’s when I have a problem! He picks that monstrosity in front of me, like he knows it just makes me want to shoot hi
First Kiss of the Last Irken 1Lacey Ariana PettyFirst Kiss of the Last Irken 19 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
First Kiss of the Last Irken:
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'TALL ONES UNREACHABLE'!!!" screeched Zim.
The computer whirred into monotonous response. "The Irken government has been usurped by a coup of the Blargian postal slaves. The Irken army has been dismantled. All Irkens who did not submit to Blargian rule have been killed, imprisoned, or enslaved and used to replace the Blargians as postal workers."
That staggered Zim for a moment.
Then he had a thought. "....Computer, why was Zim not contacted
"The invader Irken 42, a.k.a. Zim, was not on any formal forums or rosters for the Irken army. Nor was Zim on any census for the Irkens."
"....Was there any information pertaining to Zim?"
"There were three instances in which the Irken Zim was mentioned. The first is the birth form from the Incubation lab. The second is an article in 'The Irken Informe
how could you?you all cheered for the three other girlshow could you?4 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
running up and down the court
listening for those droning beeps
you all cheered for them
and the one who was about to drop out
you shouted her name like there wasnt going to be any more of her tommorrow
all the while i silently beared my pain
almost giving into tears
as my legs ached
my lungs burned
each step more tiring then the last
you all cheered for her
Like It RoughPairings: Axel/RoxasLike It Rough4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Lady Ga Ga Like It Rough: "Is it 'cuz you don't mean it, or because I don't feel it, unless it's rough?"
I sat on the edge of my bed, staring intently at the door. It was locked. Twisting the bed sheets underneath my hands, I wondered how long it would hold.
Axel was on his way. And he was furious.
Larxene and the others were out, leaving the house cold and empty. The silence hung heavy around me, a stifling false sense of calm that numbed my limbs and clouded my mind. I waited for him to arrive, and break my world into a million tiny pieces. Biting my lip, I pushed down the flutter of excitement that curled in my stomach. He was pissed.
An unfinished essay lay amongst the debris of crisp packets and scribbled notes. Unpaid bills written in angry red letters were pinned to the board above my bed. Normal, routine worries that easily fell into the background, because Axel knew I was leaving.
Umbrella KissUmbrella Kiss4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Title: Umbrella Kiss
Summary: A drabble written for the Kissing Meme
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto but it is fun to play with the characters so I do. It'd be nice if I got paid for it but I don't.
Dedicated to: sanzo-sinclaire on DA because it was her prompt in the KakaYama group
Rain poured down around them. It slipped, splashed, and thudded against the umbrella which did little to keep them dry thanks to the gusts of wind that would sweep the rain sideways into them. The tight black fabric of the ANBU uniform was generally warm even wet, soaked clean though though it wasn't and he felt naked with the way the water found his skin though it. Normally, the ANBU armor was a shade of gray near to white, but now it was covered in mud and closer to brown. At least it would make them harder to spot. They'd lost their cloaks hours ago in their escape and it left them exposed to the drenching rain, only Kakashi's quick t
Future HistoryFuture History5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
20th Century AD
Man ventures into space and visits the Earth's Moon.
Various exploration vessels are sent to planets within Earth's Solar System.
The Sky Union is formed and with it the foundation of modern temporal science.
The first Tier (human genetically engineered to be smarter) is born.
The first Tier engineers the second generation of Tiers.
Cycles of mistrust, conflict and war ravage humanity as the full impact of Tiers to society is realised.
Majority of African and South American continent along with low lying landmasses now inhabitable as Green land ice sheet disappears.
Average human creativity, memory, problem solving ability, empathy and data processing continue rise exponentially as a result of ever improving technology and Tier-Human interbreeding
Rare Earth metals r
Her PrisonerHer PrisonerHer Prisoner4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
LewLar, written by Lentertament
I can still feel my skin being brushed over by the air like a gentle touch of a gloved hand skimming across the water; it was cold leaving the hairs on my skin to stand straight like talk buildings.
The room was dark no doubt about it, the only ray of light coming into the large room was from a large candle burning not too far away from me.
The only sound that rang through my ears was from my breath, heavy like a roar of a lion. I felt my sweat running down the side of my head, dripping off the edge of my ears or sliding down to the back of my neck.
If I had the capability of having a heart, I would say it would be beating like the drums to battle, it probably would be going quite fast, like it knew I was in some trouble.
And no wonder why, my arms were stretched out to each side, held in place by cuffs that felt tight on my wrist, my hands were feeling a little numb at this point, but there was no way out.
My legs were also stretched out, a
To be A Slut/VirginIt's not a matter of “to be”To be A Slut/Virgin1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
nor is it a matter of “not to be”
You just are.
Sleeping around, breaking hearts,
always performing your treacherous art.
Call me judgmental, call me mean,
but don't call me a liar,
because I know what I've seen.
“Sleeping around doesn't make me slut!”
Perhaps you would have been right, but
you'll lie, and say you don't like him today
say your single, and sleep with another on Monday.
Turn it around and you'll have a harem come Sunday.
Around your waste, a long string of hearts,
some beating, some dead, but you get the point,
you're a cruel bitch at heart.
So I'll call you a slut, because that's what you are,
but don't mind me, aren't you wanted at the bar?
And don't play the victim,
while your sleeping with him one day,
and kissing another man on the very next day.
Virginity is a flower, like water untouched.
Each time it's tainted, it's dirtied with muck.
Don't be disheartened, ashamed or afraid,
I Don't Need FeminismI don't need feminism because the modern movement has become a circle jerk of victimisation and misandry.I Don't Need Feminism2 weeks ago in Emotional More Like This
I don't need feminism because "patriarchy" does not exist in its true definition in the first world.
I don't need feminism because men have their own issues, yet many feminists either choose to ignore them or dismiss them as irrelevant or just "male tears".
I don't need feminism because the modern movement encourages irresponsibility for one's actions. (E.g. Having drunk sex, then regretting it afterwards and claiming rape. Please note this does not refer to cases where one party was passed out, so they wouldn't be able to consent reasonably.)
I don't need feminism because the most influential people in my life have been men.
I don't need feminism because I've never experienced discrimination based on my gender, and I've never been treated differently by men for participating in a male-dominated hobby or interest. (In fact, I've gotten more crap for being autistic then for b
Story Concept: Far From CuteStory Concept: Far From Cute4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Welcome to Adoraborealis: the happiest place in the universe.
This is no idle boast. It is the most joyful, prosperous, friendly location in all of reality by function and design. The prime species, Fluffykins, are kindly, generous, fun loving and utterly guileless with a nigh fanatical devotion to good will, sharing and friendship. The deity-like being Pixxie has long maintained the perfect harmony of the seasons and weather as well as personally devoting what time she can to solving her subjects problems. Everyone is content with their lot, live peacefully in their means, and regard each other and life in general with equity and jubilation. Even the unruly fauna of The Hinterlands is rarely enough of a nuisance to break the day-to-day celebration of life.
Adoraborealis is the brainchild of animator/visionary Marlowe Sterling, who wasn't quite expecting his children's show Wonder-Full to be so successful. Some how this little guileless series has found an audience among every key d