amusing sayings i found(*^_^*) what would Scooby Do?amusing sayings i found8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
(*^_^*) sticks and stone may break my bones, but whips and chains arouse me.
(*^_^*) the more people i see, the more i like my dog.
(*^_^*) your face or mine?
(*^_^*) i poke badgers with spoons
(*^_^*)bend over i'll drive!
(*^_^*) you never forget your first pig.
(*^_^*) i'm not mad......just ask my camel steve.
(*^_^*) you laugh because i'm different, i laugh beause your all the same.
(*^_^*) your unique just like everyone else.
(*^_^*) i see dumb people.
(*^_^*) i hate barbie, that f-34!^g b!t£h has everything!
(*^_^*) if you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance... baffle 'em with bullsh!t.
(*^_^*) this man likes cock>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
(*^_^*) a fool and his money are soon partying.
(*^_^*) troop leader, Beaver Scouts, pack 69.
(*^_^*) Jesus is coming hide the porn.
(*^_^*) i don't take drugs anymore..... i don't take them any less either
(*^_^*) Jesus loves you !!!!! everyone else thinks you a C"^t!
(*^_^*) can't f
my favourite quotes pt 2My favourite quotes (pt 2)my favourite quotes pt 28 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
Reality is something you rise above.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it. -Garrison Keillor
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days. -Garrison Keillor
Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. -Lily Tomlin
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.
I have the same goal I've had ever since I was a girl. I want to rule the world.
Homophobia is the irrational fear that three fags will break into your house and redecorate it against your will.
When they told me that by the year 2100 woman would r
Yu Yu Hakusho PoemsYu Yu Hakusho Poems10 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
The Demon: Hiei
Like a phantom in the night he came. His goal was clear, humanity on it's knees bowing to him, begging him for mercy. The task should have been simple, he should have done as he pleased.
He was stopped by the hero, defended by the fox, punished by the god, and befriended by the lot.
So he is left to discover humanities endearments, love, friendship, joyfulness, merriment, and sadness.
The Fox: Kurama
Soul of a demon fox, body of a boy.
Mind like a steel trap and humans are his toys.
But this wild fox has been tamed, softened by a mothers love.
While he still can be quite deadly, he is also gentle as a dove.
He fights beside his friends, with a new purpose and new goals.
He helps defeat evil and fights for other people's souls.
But one should never forget, that behind that gentle talk
He's still a demon with demon instincts and he's still a crafty fox.
The Friend: Kuwabara
Sometimes he's overwhelming
With his boisterous actions and loud voice.
He can come across as cocky
Mother Nature's Song Sometimes the world was on our sideMother Nature's Song7 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
sometimes it wasn't fair.
Sometimes it took the hard way.
Sometimes we never cared.
But if I were to run
and if I were to die
Would the world come aid me
and hear my cry?
If I were to perish,
and if I were to burn,
will the world teach me her lesson
and watch as I learn?
If I learned to love,
and if I learned to fly,
will the world catch my wings
if I fall from the sky?
If I were to bleed,
and if I were to be hurt,
will the world help me up,
or throw me in the dirt?
If I were to listen
and if I sang a song,
will the world play her music,
as I sing along?
But if I were to hate,
and if I never looked,
will the world open my eyes
and close the pages of the book?
Will she leave me on the ground,
with nothing to defend,
and skip to the last page
and mark my very end?
For the world is your life,
and if you waste her time,
she'll smite you with her knife.
Sometimes she'll be by your side
Sometimes she won't be fair.
Sometimes she'll take the hard way
My Fav. Quotes and Sayings p1"I don't have an autographed picture of Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris has an autographed picture of me" (This one is of my own creation, if you use it please give me credit. Loren-Scott "Kody" Beach, aka Wrotne)My Fav. Quotes and Sayings p17 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
An Apple a day drives quality away.
I have half a mind to kill you and the other half agreeing.
God made all men and Winchester made them equal.
"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for the rest of the day,
set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"
The log is burning bright and so is the city tonight.
Animals have two important places in today's world, to taste good, and to fit well.
If you were trapped in the artic and starving you would kill a baby seal with
a plastic picnic spoon.
Our friendship came and went and that is why your feet are now in wet cement.
Don't stare at the Sun, He doesn't like it.
Another day, another dollar (I hate sweat shops!)
People like you are the reason people like me need meds...
333, only half evil.
When I snap you'll be t
One night at a Karaoke bar...HetaliaxReaderAt a Karaoke Bar...One night at a Karaoke bar...HetaliaxReader3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Like, Seriously,______. It wont be embarassing, We,like,Promise!" Your Polish friend, Feliks, said with a pout.
"Oui, Ma pettite~ We wont make it look bad!~" Francis said, with a wide grin. You see...Both of them were begging you for you to give them premission to sing. You sighed because you knew what they were getting at...
"...FINE! But just ONCE! Because I'll be recording this..." you said as you took out your camera and phone. Both on video mode as you saw both men dash to the karaoke host for the night. They looked for the song they wanted to sing and all that crap. Suddenly you heard Feliks's voice on the speakers.
"Like, Tonight, we want to dedicate this to our like, best pal, ______! For always sticking out for me and Francis~" Feliks said with a cheeky grin as you just giggled. Francis motioned for the music to start...
"I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy~"
Feliks started to sing...
"Just like all of my thoughts th
more silly quotes yardy yarda(*^_^*) earth is full f"£k off!more silly quotes yardy yarda8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
(*^_^*) what is the definition of out of order? put a blind man in a cicle room and say food is in the corner.
(*^_^*) if barbie is so popular then why do we have to buy her friends?
(*^_^*) i'd rather be hated for who i am then love who who i'm not (
NaruHina-Trust2 Chapter 8The day came and all the competitors were in. Hinata and Mamo were already ready for this. Oh course there were other models too, wanting to win. Hinata didn't think she would win but at least she would try. Her friends were here to support her along with her little sister Hinabi. She was able to tell her and her dad what happen during her and Kyo's interrupted trip. Oh course she was happy that Naruto came but she short felt bad to have left him. Luckily she'd talked to Kyo which he was ok. Although he was indeed sad that he couldn't spend time with her a little while longer. Hinata had made a promise that she would visit him again next time, for sure. But before she hung up, he whispered something into the phone.NaruHina-Trust2 Chapter 84 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Hinata Please Please remember him!"
Hinata didn't know what he meant. She remembers everything. Right?
Sasuke, Sakura, and Miharu was sitting in their seats watching all the other models show up on the stage. Sakura wanted to enter but she wanted to s
I Don't Love You - Chp.23Previously...I Don't Love You - Chp.235 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Hakura, brown, red hair." Gaara said.
"Hakura is Hakura is Sakura's cousin?!"
"Go away..." Muttered a voice on the opposite side of the door.
" dinners ready " Itachi said back.
"Not hungry "
Itachi sighed. "Want to talk about it?"
"There's nothing to talk about."
Itachi bit his lip before giving up and leaving Sasuke alone.
Inside the room Sasuke in the far corner with an indifferent expression. He was holding his phone in his hand, Naruto's number ready to dial.
"Damn it " He closed it for the seventh time. "Naruto "
"I can't believe it I " Naruto started. "He Hakura was "
"Hakura tricked you, he's bad news." Gaara glared. "I'll kill him for what he's done-."
"No!!" Naruto yelled grabbing Gaara's arm. "Hakura's not a bad person. He can't be!"
"Sakura made him be friends with yo
I Don't Love You - Chp.28Previously...I Don't Love You - Chp.285 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
'I was talking to Shikamaru and.'
"Hold that thought. Are they still in the house?"
"Crap. Tell them to get out now!"
"Because I'm pulling up at her house right now."
"How could she have something like this?!" Gaara glared trying to burn the object in Shikamaru's hands like if he had laser eyes.
'Shikamaru! Gaara! Get out of there! Sakura and Sasuke are home! They're in the driveway!'
"What?!" Shikamaru cursed. He looked to Gaara and nodded. Gaara opened a nearby window and started through it, Shikamaru following suit after.
"Tch, troublesome." Shikamaru groaned before mustering the courage to jump.
"I had a great time, Sasuke-kun. Thank you." She then blushed and stepped closer to Sasuke. "I guess this is goodbye then uh " Suddenly there was a noise from within the house. Sasuke tensed.
"Hm? What was that?" Sakura questioned and turned to her house.
"Uh damn she can't
SakuLee fanfiction -Naruto-Rock Lee sat at the falls watching the roaring water gush down into a river below it. Sighing, he stood up and leaned against the mighty oak tree seeking refuge in the shade of its limbs.SakuLee fanfiction -Naruto-11 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"I just don't understand.." Putting a hand over his eyes, he replayed the scene in his mind once again.
"Sasuke-kun! Sasuke-kun! Wait up!" Sakura smiled widely as she ran after the scowling boy in front of her; her short pink hair flowing out behind her as she tried to catch up.
Finally as the boy slowed down the young girl bent down to catch her breath. The object of her attention turned to her, her smile widened. "Thanks Sasuke-kun, I was just hoping I'd finally catch up to you! I was wondering if maybe-" The boy's ice cold stare made her stop in mid-sentence.
"Sakura, WHY do you follow me around everywhere? Can't you see that I'm NOT interested in you? Stop making a fool of yourself and just get lost!" With that hurtful sentence he turned on his heel and walked off, leavi
I Don't Love You - Chp.26Previously...I Don't Love You - Chp.265 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"See you toOH! Wait! I almost forgot!" Sakura suddenly started to blush. "Well, the dance is coming up again and last time we didn't really get to erm, anyway, we are going together, ne?"
"Yeah, bye." Sasuke said before turning a walking up to his house.
"Jeez Naru! You took so long!"
"That was close." Hakura panted.
"Uchiha's coming." Gaara said turning to the door. Naruto perked up.
The door swung open hitting Hakura in the head.
"Naruto!!" Sasuke yelled running forward and pulling the girl into a hug.
"Sasuke " Naruto smiled into the shirt. "Sasuke I like you I like you a lot " Naruto sobbed into Sasuke's shirt.
"I " Sasuke smiled, he's heart pounding in his chest. "I love y."
"Uchiha! You bastard!!!!" Hakura yelled rubbing the bruise on his forehead.
Sasuke turned to the boy, a deadly aura cast around him that said if he said one more word he'd s
YouCouldHaveItSoMuchBetter...LeeSaku. Duh. Also hinted are NaruHina, ShikaIno, ShikaTema, ChouOC, among others. Dunno. We'll see. This is originally written for a contest on "The Revolution" - a LeeSaku supporter forum: http://www.phpbbplanet.com/therevolution/index.php?mforum=therevolution Viva La Revolution!!! ^___^YouCouldHaveItSoMuchBetter...9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Sakura's POV, before Sasuke's return. It's drabbleicious… I've written this to be as if we're reading her thoughts, so if formatting or sentence structure seems screwy, I hope to have wrote it that way…
Yep. Someone once told me that life goes on, no matter who you are. Bah. I admit that this is true, but sometimes I would love to tell whoever said it to me to take it and shove it up their… well, you get the idea.
It's been three years since he left. Three frickin' years. Three frickin' years since he upped and ran after Orochimaru. And life went on in Konohagakure. I wish I could. I know what you are thinking; here she goes again, crying and pining after that traitorous bastard; wish
The Very Young Master Ch. 2The Very Young Master Ch. 23 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"But first we need to takes care of something " With that Sebastian started carrying his shrunken master to the bathroom, and laid him on his back "I'm going to need you to stay put for a moment master." The butler gullied out, leaving Ciel some time to think.
'Why did this happen to me?' he thought to himself 'what if I never turn back?' Ciel started to tear up a little 'the Phantomhive name would be ruined when people find out.' Ciel was about to start crying again but his thought where interrupted by Sebastian coming in with a diaper and powder.
"Now young master I am going to need you to hold still.." Sebastian said starting to diaper his master" Ciel, being Ciel of cores started to squirm "NO! no! no!" he yelled in a childish voice. Sebastian sighed "now, now young master don't struggle" Sebastian finished diapering Ciel and picked him up and cradled him in his arms "My, my, it seems the young master is a little cranky" He teased, the baby pouted "I'm not cwanky. And I can wa
SnowTitle: SnowSnow8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Summary: Snow blankets Konoha in a freak snowstorm. Schools are closed and missions grind to a halt. Yet two ninja venture forth into the snowy world to find more than just snow. LeexSaku.
Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Naruto or any of its characters…I wish I did….but I don't!
Note: Sakura's pet cat that appears in this is purely of my own imagination and use in this story. I don't believe she has a pet in the series—sooo cha…
Note 2: I apologize if there is OOC-ness which I'm sure there is…gomen!
The blizzard sang.
And the snow flew in stinging swarms.
And my spirit was icebound.
You caught me in your arms.
Snow is a double edged sword I thought.
I stood in my flannel pants and long sleeve shirt, warm to the bone, staring out the window. It was covered in ice crystals and my warm breath condensed against the pane.
"God why did have to snow this much?" I thought out loud, slamming my head against
Love Knows No Boundaries((A/N: In case you were too inconsiderate to read the description, this story is the sequel to ~hopelessromantic712's NaruSaku one-shot. So, if none of this makes sense, read hers first. >.< Other than that….enjoy! ^0^))Love Knows No Boundaries9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
NaruSaku: Love Knows No Boundaries
Sakura walked groggily down the stairs, yawning, and rubbing her sleepy eyes with the heel of her palm. She walked into the kitchen, and started to make tea, like she did every morning. After filling the pot with water, she placed it on the stove, turned it on, and sat at the table to wait.
While waiting, she thought about what she should do today, since Kakashi-Sensei had given them the day off. The first thing that came to mind was Naruto. She hadn't seen him since the carnival a few nights ago, which surprised her. She figured, after that kiss, he would be all about trying to get her to go out with him. Which she would eventually have to, after seeing their fortune in that pond, it was inevitable.
But it doesn't
The Very Young Master Ch. 1The Very Young Master Ch. 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It was a cloudy night at the Phantomhive mansion as Sebastian was dressing Ciel for bed after a very 'interesting' dinner party "You know the way you behaved was inappropriate " The butler said breaking the silences "It was not. Viscount Druitt was simply being an idiot prattling on about how I am child " Ciel grumbled not meeting the demon's red eyes "That's not excuse for throwing a glass of wine in his face." Sebastian retorted. Ciel just rolled his eyes "shut up."
Just then the clouds cleared showing the glowing full moon. "You know master. Demons may kill humans but it is angels who will make you suffer" Sebastian said darkly.
"What are you going on about?" asked Ciel to tired and cranky to think. Sebastian just chuckled "oh nothing young master, now you really should go to bed it is already 11 o'clock" the butler stated pulling back the blanket of the king sized bed. Ciel yawned then crawled over to his pillow and laid down almost falling asleep "good night Sebasti
Naruko Uzumaki - Chapter 2Naruko Uzumaki - Chapter 24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Next day at the academy
"Now we will start the test so take a deep breath and stay focused you have a full
Hour to finish it" Said Iruka
Then Iruka sensei gave the whole class the test papers
"Good Luck .. and now start" Said Iruka
After an hour
"That was a piece of cake" Said Sakura while heading to Sasuke, "How did you do in the test Sasuke-Kun?"
Then I saw Sasuke lift his head while looking at Sakura with an annoyed face
"It's none of your business Sakura" Said Sasuke
"I answered all the questions believe it !!!" Naruto Yelled
"You look happy brother" I Said
"That's true , and its because I always sleep and fail but now I'm closer to be the next Hokage" Said Naruto
I was smiling to my cheerful brother then I sat again next to Sasuke
As I was looking at Naruko's smiley face (Do I like her? This cant be …) In Sasuke's Thought's
"Hmm? Is there something wrong Sasuke?" Said Naruko
"N-no what makes you say that?" I Replied
"Oh never mind hehe" Said Naru
Happy Birthday Sasuke~1 Year Ago~Happy Birthday Sasuke8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Sasuke awoke from his humble slumper by a loud CRACK.
"Happy Birthday Sasuke-kunnn!"
Orochimaru cried, waving his hands wildy. Kabuto behind him held out a cake.
They should have known Sasuke was unhappy. The 15 year old hardly talked, let alone celebrate. What was there to celebrate? He asked himself.
Nothing. No one he REALLY cared about was there. Just some Pervert who wanted his body and his minion.
Whoopie. What a party.
"Sassuuukkkeeee-kuunnn!!!" Orochimaru blushed as he handed him a present, then moving his hands to his robe.
"On three open it Sasuke-sama!" Kabuto smiled grimly.
Sasuke got nervous. What was going to happen?!
Orochimaru could have planted a bomb! No wait a pirate!
Sasuke opened it and sighed. At the same time Orochimaru whipped off his robe, to reveal himself in a thong-type underwear.
Sasuke glaced down at his present. It was the SAME THONG TYPE UNDERWEAR. Only it had a heart on it.
"I go us mat
L.T.P.O.T.F pt. 5 ... No reply only constant backing up until he hit a wallL.T.P.O.T.F pt. 57 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Itachi closed in on him locking him into the wall but putting his arms up, and why do you never look me in the eyes?, Why---
BECAUSE IM AFRAID OF YOU He cried slowly sliding down sitting against the wall, I thought you were smart enough to pick up on that! I HATE you! Im soo afraid of you dammit! He hollered sobbingly,
Itachi sank down to his knees, dumbfounded, Youre...afraid of me? He asked shocked,
He nodded sobbingly still,
But Im not going to hurt you...
Yaoi Note::: Day Four--Yaoi Note::: Day Four7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
L: O__O ** type type type**
Light: turn off the damn computer
Light: **mumbles and closes Ls computer**
L: hey I was busy..
Light: well now youre more busy **mauls**
Light: **kiss kiss bang bang**
Light: WAIT!! Are there cameras in here?!
L: no.. what would be the point of cameras in the room at night? Im right here with you watching your every move.. I know everything you do.. Everything you say
Light: that sounds kinky
L: haha ok Light..
L: o.o whatcha doin?
Light: **does naughty things with L**
L: -____- (((groggy)))
Light: Morning mister ^^
L: -____- (((groggy)))
Light: **poke poke**
L: -____- (((groggy)))
Light: get up lazy butt shower time
L: nuuuuuu **rolls over and hides**
Light: wakey wakey hands off snakey!!
L: oh boy **slowly gets up and stretches**
Light: **drags L to shower**
L: **gets in shower
Love in KohonaWelcome to "Love in Kohona!" Sign on, and find your true love!</I>Love in Kohona8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
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PF: oi, naruto??
OS: wtf? whut r u doing here sakura?
PF: no reason
SB: no reason my ass! u want to steal sasuke!!!
PF: WTF? if i did, then i would be on when he was on
SB: WHAT did you say?!
PF: what did u think?!
CRM: You guys have no life
SB: o WE have no life?
SB: what about U?!
CRM: I live.
CRM: I breath.
CRM: I don't obsess.
CRM: Last time I checked I had a life.
SB: -pummels Shika-
SNS: Um...Can you guys stop fighting?
Naruko uzumaki - Chapter 3Naruko uzumaki - Chapter 34 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
After a week in the academy ... Me and Sasuke we are still best friends , Ino and the girls don't bother me anymore and even the way the villagers look at me and my brother like we were monsters or freaks I don't even care anymore, life cant get any better
In my house
"Hey Naruto wake up , come on Naruto" I said while trying to wake my brother up
"uh..huh I'm ... gonna .... wa..." said Naruto while sleeping
Then I tired to wake him up with another way because I tired to wake him for the 10th time already so I decided to throw some cold water at him
"AHHHHHHH!!! na..NARUKO!! what? what happened!?" Said Naruto when he was fully awaken
"Hehe nothing come on lets go we are going be late again if you don't get up fast" I replied
"You didn't have to do this TT.TT we are going there don't we? so don't worry" said Naruto while making a face like you-didn't-have-to-do-that
After 15 minutes we arrived to the academy
"Ohayo" I Said greeting Sasuke who was sitting as always and as I