amusing sayings i found(*^_^*) what would Scooby Do?amusing sayings i found8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
(*^_^*) sticks and stone may break my bones, but whips and chains arouse me.
(*^_^*) the more people i see, the more i like my dog.
(*^_^*) your face or mine?
(*^_^*) i poke badgers with spoons
(*^_^*)bend over i'll drive!
(*^_^*) you never forget your first pig.
(*^_^*) i'm not mad......just ask my camel steve.
(*^_^*) you laugh because i'm different, i laugh beause your all the same.
(*^_^*) your unique just like everyone else.
(*^_^*) i see dumb people.
(*^_^*) i hate barbie, that f-34!^g b!t£h has everything!
(*^_^*) if you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance... baffle 'em with bullsh!t.
(*^_^*) this man likes cock>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
(*^_^*) a fool and his money are soon partying.
(*^_^*) troop leader, Beaver Scouts, pack 69.
(*^_^*) Jesus is coming hide the porn.
(*^_^*) i don't take drugs anymore..... i don't take them any less either
(*^_^*) Jesus loves you !!!!! everyone else thinks you a C"^t!
(*^_^*) can't f
My Fav. Quotes and Sayings p1"I don't have an autographed picture of Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris has an autographed picture of me" (This one is of my own creation, if you use it please give me credit. Loren-Scott "Kody" Beach, aka Wrotne)My Fav. Quotes and Sayings p17 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
An Apple a day drives quality away.
I have half a mind to kill you and the other half agreeing.
God made all men and Winchester made them equal.
"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for the rest of the day,
set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"
The log is burning bright and so is the city tonight.
Animals have two important places in today's world, to taste good, and to fit well.
If you were trapped in the artic and starving you would kill a baby seal with
a plastic picnic spoon.
Our friendship came and went and that is why your feet are now in wet cement.
Don't stare at the Sun, He doesn't like it.
Another day, another dollar (I hate sweat shops!)
People like you are the reason people like me need meds...
333, only half evil.
When I snap you'll be t
One night at a Karaoke bar...HetaliaxReaderAt a Karaoke Bar...One night at a Karaoke bar...HetaliaxReader4 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Like, Seriously,______. It wont be embarassing, We,like,Promise!" Your Polish friend, Feliks, said with a pout.
"Oui, Ma pettite~ We wont make it look bad!~" Francis said, with a wide grin. You see...Both of them were begging you for you to give them premission to sing. You sighed because you knew what they were getting at...
"...FINE! But just ONCE! Because I'll be recording this..." you said as you took out your camera and phone. Both on video mode as you saw both men dash to the karaoke host for the night. They looked for the song they wanted to sing and all that crap. Suddenly you heard Feliks's voice on the speakers.
"Like, Tonight, we want to dedicate this to our like, best pal, ______! For always sticking out for me and Francis~" Feliks said with a cheeky grin as you just giggled. Francis motioned for the music to start...
"I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy~"
Feliks started to sing...
"Just like all of my thoughts th
I Don't Love You - Chp.28Previously...I Don't Love You - Chp.285 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
'I was talking to Shikamaru and.'
"Hold that thought. Are they still in the house?"
"Crap. Tell them to get out now!"
"Because I'm pulling up at her house right now."
"How could she have something like this?!" Gaara glared trying to burn the object in Shikamaru's hands like if he had laser eyes.
'Shikamaru! Gaara! Get out of there! Sakura and Sasuke are home! They're in the driveway!'
"What?!" Shikamaru cursed. He looked to Gaara and nodded. Gaara opened a nearby window and started through it, Shikamaru following suit after.
"Tch, troublesome." Shikamaru groaned before mustering the courage to jump.
"I had a great time, Sasuke-kun. Thank you." She then blushed and stepped closer to Sasuke. "I guess this is goodbye then uh " Suddenly there was a noise from within the house. Sasuke tensed.
"Hm? What was that?" Sakura questioned and turned to her house.
"Uh damn she can't
:.Dog.: - KibaSakuYou Smell Like A Dog!:.Dog.: - KibaSaku8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
KibaSaku [Kiba x Sakura] Oneshot
Things were not going well for Haruno Sakura. But, of course, she would never dare to show how worried and broken up she felt to anyone, that Ino pig would only make fun of her for it. So much had happened in the past week, so many horrible things. It pained her just to try and list them all; the village had been invaded, the hokage had died, her beloved Sasuke had left, Naruto lay on the brink of death in Konoha's medical center, but worst of all, that stupid mutt Pakkun had the nerve to point out she smelled like a dog! A dog?! Her?! She bought only the most expensive shampoo the village had to offer and constantly tended to her hair.
She had already been sensitive over her hair, after all, it was now extremely short. She whimpered, falling backwards onto the soft, reassuring plush of a silk, pink, bed. She relaxed slightly, allowing her eyes to flutter to a close.
Despite her attempts, she couldn't keep her
Naruko Uzumaki - Chapter 2Naruko Uzumaki - Chapter 24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Next day at the academy
"Now we will start the test so take a deep breath and stay focused you have a full
Hour to finish it" Said Iruka
Then Iruka sensei gave the whole class the test papers
"Good Luck .. and now start" Said Iruka
After an hour
"That was a piece of cake" Said Sakura while heading to Sasuke, "How did you do in the test Sasuke-Kun?"
Then I saw Sasuke lift his head while looking at Sakura with an annoyed face
"It's none of your business Sakura" Said Sasuke
"I answered all the questions believe it !!!" Naruto Yelled
"You look happy brother" I Said
"That's true , and its because I always sleep and fail but now I'm closer to be the next Hokage" Said Naruto
I was smiling to my cheerful brother then I sat again next to Sasuke
As I was looking at Naruko's smiley face (Do I like her? This cant be …) In Sasuke's Thought's
"Hmm? Is there something wrong Sasuke?" Said Naruko
"N-no what makes you say that?" I Replied
"Oh never mind hehe" Said Naru
I Don't Love You - Chp.23Previously...I Don't Love You - Chp.235 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Hakura, brown, red hair." Gaara said.
"Hakura is Hakura is Sakura's cousin?!"
"Go away..." Muttered a voice on the opposite side of the door.
" dinners ready " Itachi said back.
"Not hungry "
Itachi sighed. "Want to talk about it?"
"There's nothing to talk about."
Itachi bit his lip before giving up and leaving Sasuke alone.
Inside the room Sasuke in the far corner with an indifferent expression. He was holding his phone in his hand, Naruto's number ready to dial.
"Damn it " He closed it for the seventh time. "Naruto "
"I can't believe it I " Naruto started. "He Hakura was "
"Hakura tricked you, he's bad news." Gaara glared. "I'll kill him for what he's done-."
"No!!" Naruto yelled grabbing Gaara's arm. "Hakura's not a bad person. He can't be!"
"Sakura made him be friends with yo
Yu Yu Hakusho PoemsYu Yu Hakusho Poems10 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
The Demon: Hiei
Like a phantom in the night he came. His goal was clear, humanity on it's knees bowing to him, begging him for mercy. The task should have been simple, he should have done as he pleased.
He was stopped by the hero, defended by the fox, punished by the god, and befriended by the lot.
So he is left to discover humanities endearments, love, friendship, joyfulness, merriment, and sadness.
The Fox: Kurama
Soul of a demon fox, body of a boy.
Mind like a steel trap and humans are his toys.
But this wild fox has been tamed, softened by a mothers love.
While he still can be quite deadly, he is also gentle as a dove.
He fights beside his friends, with a new purpose and new goals.
He helps defeat evil and fights for other people's souls.
But one should never forget, that behind that gentle talk
He's still a demon with demon instincts and he's still a crafty fox.
The Friend: Kuwabara
Sometimes he's overwhelming
With his boisterous actions and loud voice.
He can come across as cocky
Band of Shinobi - Chapter 1"Okay guys, let's take it from the top…"Band of Shinobi - Chapter 112 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
There was a collective groan in reply.
"Oh c'mon, we need to practice if we wanna get this gig!"
"Yeah right Sasuke," somebody grumbled near the back. "We've been practicing so much lately my eardrums are on strike. We aren't getting any better!"
"I know that's you Kiba," the dark-haired boy waved at the other guitarist, "but we are getting better."
"Okay, so we're no longer really bad, we just stink then. We stink so bad that Akamaru goes and hides when we practice in my garage!" Kiba shot back.
The keyboardist rolled her eyes. "Would you guys just stop? This isn't going to get us anywhere."
"Where is practicing going to get us then? A fast trip to nowhere! We don't even have a real band!" Kiba shouted.
"Yes we do!" Sasuke yelled back.
Kiba rolled his eyes, baring his fangs. "Three people don't make a band! Two guitarists and a keyboardist! We don't have a drummer, or even a vocalist. If we had those, then we'd be a band. What we have now is a
::Tonight:: - Shounenai::Tonight:: - Shounenai9 years ago in Horror More Like This
"This night is Different…"
The words rumble through my mind, tracing over past memories until reaching long term memory for me to remember with a jolt of de'javu.
He asks me with a questionable expression pointing at me. I smile at him awkwardly realizing I said it out loud before replying,
"Because we're here together, duh. We haven't been alone for weeks! My parents making me watch my stupid little brother…he's so annoying!"
"Dude, you know Kat. He looks up to you just give him a break he's your little brother."
I glare at J.D. for a long while before sighing and falling onto his lap, my arms spread across his legs and head on the other leg turned towards his knee.
"I know…but he's such a pain."
I let out another large sigh, before turning over and reaching up to pull J.D.'s head towards mine. I slide my fingers through his brunette hair as I touch his lips to mine. You see, our love is kind of different from most "normal" couples, since well, J.D. being a boy, and Me, Ken-
How it came to be...."Dangit..." A young mans voice came from the blackened room. The light switch had been flicked several times, but to no avail. Suddenly a small flame from a short candle that dimly brought illumination to the scene. A young man stepped into the light, and gave a slight grimace of annoyance. His pushes his lengthy red hair out of his baby blue eyes as he sat the candle down on a nearby table. "They must have cut off the electricity.....it figures." He said in disgust.How it came to be....10 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The young man was named Nathan Giancarlo. He was a scientist by trade, and a very brilliant one at that. He had mastered several fields while he was in college and had been perceived that he would do well once he went out into the world. That was the exact opposite of what happened thought. Nathan had several ideas, but the companies and institutes that would give him funding rejected all of them. Their excuse was that his experiments were too risky....too dangerous to perform safely. Because of this, Nathan lived rather p
Naruko uzumaki - Chapter 4Naruko uzumaki - Chapter 44 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
On the academy
Naruto's pov :
"Naruto where are you going?" Sasuke's asked me
"Sasuke.... Naruko is late i must go I'm worried" I answered
(I have a bad feeling myself) Sasuke thoughts "I'm going with you loser" Sasuke told Naruto
"Ok lets go!!" I shouted
On the way we saw a guy with black coat and a laying body on the floor and there was a lot of blood
"wha-what happened here?" I shouted
Then me and sasuke went to see what happened here then we saw …
Naruto&Sasuke said: "NARUKO !!!"
Naruko's pov :
"ugh sas... sasuke na ... naruto ... stay away" I said
"WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU NARUKO?!!" Naruto screamed even tears was falling by I could say that Sasuke was shocked
"Naruko ... You bastard you are going to pay for this" Said Sasuke
P.S (Naruto and Sasuke didn't see Itachi's face they couldn't just Naruko)
"hahaha pay for this? You are joking she is going to die ... but i guess i should kill you two first" Said Itachi with a cold voice
(I must move or else ...) I thought to myself
Festivals PhotosNarutoFestivals Photos9 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Sakura blushed as the blonde boy snored lightly on her shoulder. His yellow locks brushed against her cheek causing them to rise in heat unintentionally. Earlier that same morning this same boy asked her kindly to rest before their sensei arrived. He hesitated, but then asked her if he could rest on her shoulder till then.
Sakura was surprised indeed, but didnt show it. He did look more tired then usual; his eyes were shadowed and barely awake as it is. She knew the boy worked hard all day and well into the nights with hard training; pushing himself to become the next Hokage one day.
So after a non-effort small argument, she allowed him to rest his head on her shoulder. And the worn out boy was out like a light as he did so with her back resting against a tree; its leaves covering the sky, yet sending barely lit sun rays down on them, making it somewhat romantic.
Sakura began to feel a bit jittery afterwards. Casting nervous glances at him and blus
Pink and Green 8Chapter 8: Golden strings of the heart.Pink and Green 89 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Lee, Sakura and Gai were sitting on a bench near the outskirts of Konoha. Gai and Lee were silent and still but Sakura couldn't help but fidget a little. He mind was buzzing with thoughts and questions. Who is Lee father? Is he a ninja? Why have Lee avoided him for so long? Sakura couldn't hold it in any longer.
Sakura: …So…um Lee. What is your father like? ^__^ Is he nice like you?
Gai: He's nice but more arrogant then me and Lee times 10!
Sakura: …Oh…Is he a ninja too?
Gai: Yes he is. One of the best in the leaf village but, he left.
Sakura: O_o You mean he's a rogue ninja!?
Gai: Almost. He may have left but he is still a loyal ninja of the leaf village. He lives in the Tea village and does missions there. Then send he reports…he swore never to tell the secrets of Konoha and…well, that's one thing I'll give him. He never goes back on his word…yup. I mean he's more of a stickler about never breaking a promise then me…
Most MorningsMost nights, I can't sleepMost Mornings5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Not unless I arrange the blankets
Somehow I manage to mimic
The shape of her body
But I can't recreate
Or the way her chest
Moved softly against my back
With every measured
Most nights, I wake up
And she's not here
Maybe she got up
To get a drink of water
And I don't even know
How long she's been gone
But somehow I know
That she's never
Going to come back to bed
And if I would just reach over
And touch her side of the bed
I would know it was cold
But I'm afraid
I don't want to know she's gone
I don't want to know I can't have her back
And I'll fall asleep again
But most mornings,
I'll wake up thinking
She's still here
And I'll lie there
For just a moment
Wondering where she's gone
And then I begin to wonder
How long I've been alone
..-Look At Me Now-..Dear Mother,..-Look At Me Now-..7 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
You were once a lovable one
Until you changed
and had a son
Always you faked your glee
Always you hated me.
A monstrous being I was when I smiled
A pitiful mother you were all the time.
You could never stand the sight of me
Always I was isolated from the family.
I thought a mother would love her son
I thoguht I was your wonderful one.
If I were to drown in the dangerous sea,
possibly could you again be happy?
Maybe you and I don't agree
But a mother in you is what I want to see.
Always you hated your life so dull
And you despised your son, the animal.
If I turned away,
I know you'd attack
But you don't know the pain
of a cused zodiac.
I don't believe
your words anymore
Like the "I love you's"
you continue to pour.
Give me more
of the doggone lies
I know it's me
you truly despise.
You say I'm speical,
I'm one of kind
You know those words
will rot my mind.
I hope you know
When I'm confined
Always will be you
that's on my mind.
Even when you faked it
and hated me too,
my favourite quotes pt 2My favourite quotes (pt 2)my favourite quotes pt 28 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
Reality is something you rise above.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it. -Garrison Keillor
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days. -Garrison Keillor
Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. -Lily Tomlin
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.
I have the same goal I've had ever since I was a girl. I want to rule the world.
Homophobia is the irrational fear that three fags will break into your house and redecorate it against your will.
When they told me that by the year 2100 woman would r
Pink and Green 9Chapter 9: Money cannot by a beast of love.Pink and Green 99 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Lee and Sakura returned to the place Gai and Gold were waiting for them.
Gold: ^__^ LEE! Great to see you my son! Now, have you decided to come home with me?
Lee: No. I cannot go with you father…I still have much training to do. Settling for just being a Chunin is not good enough and truthfully, I do not think that you are going to own up to your words.
Gold: *Smiling and on the verge of tears* Lee…*Perks up* AH, I KNOW WHAT WILL DO THE TRICK!! *Pulls out a bunch of cash* TA-DA!! *Grin* Your allowance!
Sakura: *Amazed* WOW THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY!! That's just your allowance Lee?
Lee: Grrrrrr….*Looking down*
Gai: *Thinking* (That is low Gold.)
Gold: ^___^ If you move back home with ME, I will raise your allowance from 600 a week to…800 a week!! …Well? Lee-kun…are you listening?
Lee: GRRRRR!!!!!!! *Vain pops up on his head* I WILL NOT BE BRIBED BY YOU!!!!! I DO NOT WANT MONEY!!!!!!
Gold: O_o *His jaw drops and he drops his money* WHAT T
Next time, we'll go togetherNext time, we'll go together9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Sakura-chan, I'm sorry," She turned on her heel and saw Naruto. He was staring at the ground.
"How was the mission? Is he back?" There was no reply but she noticed the sudden stiffness in his posture. "Look at me, Naruto. Look at me. Please," Upon raising his head up, she noticed the tears that were threatening to fall.
"I'm really sorry, Sakura-chan. We… couldn't get him back. None of us were strong enough. I wasn't strong enough. I couldn't stop him… I…" Naruto struggled to stop the tears from rolling down his cheek. Sakura could only stare at him disbelievingly, shaking her head. She fell to her knees and her tears flowed freely.
"Sasuke-kun…" Naruto kneeled beside her and pulled her into his embrace, resting his chin on her head.
"It's all my fault. Blame me. I was the one who had to face him in the end… I was the one who had the power to bring him back… My fault…" He mumbled into her pink hair, wet from his tears which he could not hold back after seeing her break down.
20Q: akurokuAxel walked into the common room of the organization's castle. He sat at a recliner near a small coffee table. There was a small device that seemed to have taken residence on the table top, along with magazines and notebooks. Axel took the device and read the name placed on top of it. "20 Q?" He stared at the strange item in wonder. There were a series of 9 buttons found on the face of the item. Curiosity got the best of him and he touched the "on" button. Red lights began to flash on the screen and a small jingle played.20Q: akuroku8 years ago in General More Like This
I know what you're thinking!....TRY ME!! Ask me ANYTHING!! Ready?
"What the hell??" Axel took amusement in the device and pressed the "yes" button. "Lets see if he can guess what I'm thinking about!"
The device began to ask its series of questions:
Is it an....Animal?
Axel smirked. "Well, when he wants to be......but I'll keep this PG-13"
"Yea, lets call him an 'other"
Does it help accomplish tasks?
"Well....he does some
Mira StilinskyMira Stilinsky7 years ago in Biography & Memoir More Like This
Name: Mira Stilansky, (prefers "Star")
Code name: Star
Abilities: Superhuman strength and sonic boom
Family: Her mother , Jasmine Stilansky, works for the business industry as a Mortgage Broker, earning $653 every one or two months, the subtotal and/or overall earning in one year would be $7,836. Depending on her day of work. Star's father, on the other hand, George Stilinsky, is unemployed and stays home. When not at home he frequents the town bar. His routine absences after a few years have made it easy for both Jasmine and Star to know where he is at any given time.(For example, if it's 7:42 PM, then he's most likely at the bar.) Star's home is a two room one story house on the outskirts of the city near Star's future high school. Even as they may seem like a family with a fair well-beings, don't judge a book by it's cover.
Biography: Mira is, or would look like your every day average looking "prep". Long blonde hair, pure blue eyes, and has bright colors on, popu
Naruko: Chapter 001Chapter 1.Naruko: Chapter 0017 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was a clear, sunny day in the village of Konoha, and everyone was going about their business as usual, especially a young blonde haired girl called, Uzumaki Naruko.
She sat in a bosons chair high above the village, her long blond hair pigtails, gently moving in the wind, and a pair of goggles on her head, glinting in the sun. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Naruko giggled as she spread paint over the Hokage faces.
NARUKO! COME DOWN HERE! shouted a man as a crowd began to gather.
WHY DONT YOU ACT LIKE A NORMAL GIRL. Another shouted.
YOURE IN DEEP TROUBLE WHEN THEY GET YOU DOWN FROM THERE. A third one said.
Oh youre just jealous because Ive got the guts to do something like this. I RULE! Naruko shouted as she laughed loudly.
NARUKO! GET DOWN FROM THERE IMMEDIATELY! The third Hokage called out as he walked on the scene.
No way. Naruko replied, sticking out her tongue, and continuing t
Mother Nature's Song Sometimes the world was on our sideMother Nature's Song8 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
sometimes it wasn't fair.
Sometimes it took the hard way.
Sometimes we never cared.
But if I were to run
and if I were to die
Would the world come aid me
and hear my cry?
If I were to perish,
and if I were to burn,
will the world teach me her lesson
and watch as I learn?
If I learned to love,
and if I learned to fly,
will the world catch my wings
if I fall from the sky?
If I were to bleed,
and if I were to be hurt,
will the world help me up,
or throw me in the dirt?
If I were to listen
and if I sang a song,
will the world play her music,
as I sing along?
But if I were to hate,
and if I never looked,
will the world open my eyes
and close the pages of the book?
Will she leave me on the ground,
with nothing to defend,
and skip to the last page
and mark my very end?
For the world is your life,
and if you waste her time,
she'll smite you with her knife.
Sometimes she'll be by your side
Sometimes she won't be fair.
Sometimes she'll take the hard way
InuYasha's Daughter- Chapter 7Kaede leaned gently on the wooden beam keeping up the drawn out roof and gazed out without focus at the scenery blown with some fog. She cast her gaze upwards to the tops of the farther trees and watched as the pouring rain continued to descend from the petals of leaves and onto the ground. Her thoughts entangled with one another, she hadn't noticed Shippou calling her from her right. The thunderous sounds of the collapsing droplets also deafened her hearing to his repetitive hollers, until finally, he decided to tap her lightly on the shoulder. Or at least, that's what he should have done besides what he actually did do... shake her forcefully. After his constant juddering halted, she couldn't resist smacking him across the head and narrowing her eyes down at him.InuYasha's Daughter- Chapter 710 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"What the hell was that for!?"
She screamed as her brain tried to recuperate from the constant rattling her deep entrancing thoughts had received a moment ago. As he rub his throbbing head, he chuckled inwardly then collapse