amusing sayings i found(*^_^*) what would Scooby Do?amusing sayings i found8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
(*^_^*) sticks and stone may break my bones, but whips and chains arouse me.
(*^_^*) the more people i see, the more i like my dog.
(*^_^*) your face or mine?
(*^_^*) i poke badgers with spoons
(*^_^*)bend over i'll drive!
(*^_^*) you never forget your first pig.
(*^_^*) i'm not mad......just ask my camel steve.
(*^_^*) you laugh because i'm different, i laugh beause your all the same.
(*^_^*) your unique just like everyone else.
(*^_^*) i see dumb people.
(*^_^*) i hate barbie, that f-34!^g b!t£h has everything!
(*^_^*) if you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance... baffle 'em with bullsh!t.
(*^_^*) this man likes cock>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
(*^_^*) a fool and his money are soon partying.
(*^_^*) troop leader, Beaver Scouts, pack 69.
(*^_^*) Jesus is coming hide the porn.
(*^_^*) i don't take drugs anymore..... i don't take them any less either
(*^_^*) Jesus loves you !!!!! everyone else thinks you a C"^t!
(*^_^*) can't f
my favourite quotes pt 2My favourite quotes (pt 2)my favourite quotes pt 28 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
Reality is something you rise above.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it. -Garrison Keillor
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days. -Garrison Keillor
Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. -Lily Tomlin
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.
I have the same goal I've had ever since I was a girl. I want to rule the world.
Homophobia is the irrational fear that three fags will break into your house and redecorate it against your will.
When they told me that by the year 2100 woman would r
Yu Yu Hakusho PoemsYu Yu Hakusho Poems10 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
The Demon: Hiei
Like a phantom in the night he came. His goal was clear, humanity on it's knees bowing to him, begging him for mercy. The task should have been simple, he should have done as he pleased.
He was stopped by the hero, defended by the fox, punished by the god, and befriended by the lot.
So he is left to discover humanities endearments, love, friendship, joyfulness, merriment, and sadness.
The Fox: Kurama
Soul of a demon fox, body of a boy.
Mind like a steel trap and humans are his toys.
But this wild fox has been tamed, softened by a mothers love.
While he still can be quite deadly, he is also gentle as a dove.
He fights beside his friends, with a new purpose and new goals.
He helps defeat evil and fights for other people's souls.
But one should never forget, that behind that gentle talk
He's still a demon with demon instincts and he's still a crafty fox.
The Friend: Kuwabara
Sometimes he's overwhelming
With his boisterous actions and loud voice.
He can come across as cocky
more silly quotes yardy yarda(*^_^*) earth is full f"£k off!more silly quotes yardy yarda8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
(*^_^*) what is the definition of out of order? put a blind man in a cicle room and say food is in the corner.
(*^_^*) if barbie is so popular then why do we have to buy her friends?
(*^_^*) i'd rather be hated for who i am then love who who i'm not (
Mother Nature's Song Sometimes the world was on our sideMother Nature's Song7 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
sometimes it wasn't fair.
Sometimes it took the hard way.
Sometimes we never cared.
But if I were to run
and if I were to die
Would the world come aid me
and hear my cry?
If I were to perish,
and if I were to burn,
will the world teach me her lesson
and watch as I learn?
If I learned to love,
and if I learned to fly,
will the world catch my wings
if I fall from the sky?
If I were to bleed,
and if I were to be hurt,
will the world help me up,
or throw me in the dirt?
If I were to listen
and if I sang a song,
will the world play her music,
as I sing along?
But if I were to hate,
and if I never looked,
will the world open my eyes
and close the pages of the book?
Will she leave me on the ground,
with nothing to defend,
and skip to the last page
and mark my very end?
For the world is your life,
and if you waste her time,
she'll smite you with her knife.
Sometimes she'll be by your side
Sometimes she won't be fair.
Sometimes she'll take the hard way
Boys Like GirlsBoys Like Girls7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
You were my Thunder so I needed to make The Great Escape on a Holiday. I was Heels Over Head for you, now Im Learning To Fall because it was just Me, You, and My Medication. You were just a Dance Hall Drug, made me feel On Top Of the World, like we were Hero/Heroine, saving each other. Now its Five Minutes to Midnight and Im just a Broken Man.
A Vampire's Tale He was treacherous, evil and mean.A Vampire's Tale7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
He was always dirty and hardly ever clean.
Bullying kids was his talent from the start
and it was the only hobby fom the heart.
His name was Slater, a really cruel teen.
He'd be angry all the time cuz u know he's mean.
Slater treated his mother quite cruel,
even punched her and threw her in a pool.
But his mother had enough
and she knew she'd had it rough.
"I'll get you back, you dirty brat!
And u know my chances are quite fat
and I'll change ur form, u evil twerp!
You wont remember a thing--not even a chirp!
You wont be human--you'll burn with fire
and become this monster--an evil vampire!
Thats what u get, I'm tired of u
and arent u upset with ur horrid self too?
Sadly, this is enough, my beautiful son
and we will all join--vampires as one."
His mother planned the whole attack
and Slater would die--that was a fact.
She held a knife and sneaked to his room,
and leaned close to him, preparing his doom.
Stabbing the boy was the trickiest part,
The Very Young Master Ch. 1The Very Young Master Ch. 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It was a cloudy night at the Phantomhive mansion as Sebastian was dressing Ciel for bed after a very 'interesting' dinner party "You know the way you behaved was inappropriate " The butler said breaking the silences "It was not. Viscount Druitt was simply being an idiot prattling on about how I am child " Ciel grumbled not meeting the demon's red eyes "That's not excuse for throwing a glass of wine in his face." Sebastian retorted. Ciel just rolled his eyes "shut up."
Just then the clouds cleared showing the glowing full moon. "You know master. Demons may kill humans but it is angels who will make you suffer" Sebastian said darkly.
"What are you going on about?" asked Ciel to tired and cranky to think. Sebastian just chuckled "oh nothing young master, now you really should go to bed it is already 11 o'clock" the butler stated pulling back the blanket of the king sized bed. Ciel yawned then crawled over to his pillow and laid down almost falling asleep "good night Sebasti
Puppy want a cookie"No!! NO!! SAIX!! Don't do that..." The silver haired man begged Saix.Puppy want a cookie7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Saix completely ignored him as he ran closer to the door. "Saix no!! Bad boy!" Saix turned his head facing the door. Xemnas sighed, he was obviously going to have to chase him outside. See, Xemnas is trying to house train.. or castle train the dog.. or wolf in Saix's case.
It all started when Saix's wolf energy built up for years and he HAD to let it out. This happened at the dinner table. They were all eating when Saix turned into his wolf form and suddenly lunged forward on the table, grabbing every bit of food he saw. All the plates were broken, and all the members were trying to catch him. Saix just kept on running in circles, ruining the food and table and plates even more! Xaldin was about to jump and tackle Saix but Saix jumped out of the way and happened to land on Demyx. Poor Demyx got squished and had got broken rib cage. From that moment on Xemnas volunteered to castle train Saix.
So now, Saix was just ab
The Very Young Master Ch. 2The Very Young Master Ch. 23 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"But first we need to takes care of something " With that Sebastian started carrying his shrunken master to the bathroom, and laid him on his back "I'm going to need you to stay put for a moment master." The butler gullied out, leaving Ciel some time to think.
'Why did this happen to me?' he thought to himself 'what if I never turn back?' Ciel started to tear up a little 'the Phantomhive name would be ruined when people find out.' Ciel was about to start crying again but his thought where interrupted by Sebastian coming in with a diaper and powder.
"Now young master I am going to need you to hold still.." Sebastian said starting to diaper his master" Ciel, being Ciel of cores started to squirm "NO! no! no!" he yelled in a childish voice. Sebastian sighed "now, now young master don't struggle" Sebastian finished diapering Ciel and picked him up and cradled him in his arms "My, my, it seems the young master is a little cranky" He teased, the baby pouted "I'm not cwanky. And I can wa
Letters From Lithuania Dear Alfred, January 9th, 1989Letters From Lithuania3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It feels odd to call you "Alfred," even in a letter. I don't think I'd be able to manage it in person. Anyway, you asked me at the last world meeting if I would write you sometime. You told me that you missed me. I miss you too, Alfred. I wish I could be working for you again, instead of Mr. Russia.
It's really too bad that this letter will never reach you. I tried to send one, I swear. But Mr. Russia caught me as I was getting ready to drive it to the post office. I've been locked up in my room for two days now, and he's taken away my keys, so when I get out, I won't be able to drive anywhere. I would walk, but the nearest post office is twenty miles away, and that's a long journey, even in the summer. Never mind how long it'd take in the winter.
So I've decided to write these letters, telling you about my life here, and keep them myself. If I ever get out of Mr. Russia's clutches, I'll
One night at a Karaoke bar...HetaliaxReaderAt a Karaoke Bar...One night at a Karaoke bar...HetaliaxReader3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Like, Seriously,______. It wont be embarassing, We,like,Promise!" Your Polish friend, Feliks, said with a pout.
"Oui, Ma pettite~ We wont make it look bad!~" Francis said, with a wide grin. You see...Both of them were begging you for you to give them premission to sing. You sighed because you knew what they were getting at...
"...FINE! But just ONCE! Because I'll be recording this..." you said as you took out your camera and phone. Both on video mode as you saw both men dash to the karaoke host for the night. They looked for the song they wanted to sing and all that crap. Suddenly you heard Feliks's voice on the speakers.
"Like, Tonight, we want to dedicate this to our like, best pal, ______! For always sticking out for me and Francis~" Feliks said with a cheeky grin as you just giggled. Francis motioned for the music to start...
"I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy~"
Feliks started to sing...
"Just like all of my thoughts th
My Fav. Quotes and Sayings p1"I don't have an autographed picture of Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris has an autographed picture of me" (This one is of my own creation, if you use it please give me credit. Loren-Scott "Kody" Beach, aka Wrotne)My Fav. Quotes and Sayings p16 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
An Apple a day drives quality away.
I have half a mind to kill you and the other half agreeing.
God made all men and Winchester made them equal.
"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for the rest of the day,
set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"
The log is burning bright and so is the city tonight.
Animals have two important places in today's world, to taste good, and to fit well.
If you were trapped in the artic and starving you would kill a baby seal with
a plastic picnic spoon.
Our friendship came and went and that is why your feet are now in wet cement.
Don't stare at the Sun, He doesn't like it.
Another day, another dollar (I hate sweat shops!)
People like you are the reason people like me need meds...
333, only half evil.
When I snap you'll be t
..-Look At Me Now-..Dear Mother,..-Look At Me Now-..6 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
You were once a lovable one
Until you changed
and had a son
Always you faked your glee
Always you hated me.
A monstrous being I was when I smiled
A pitiful mother you were all the time.
You could never stand the sight of me
Always I was isolated from the family.
I thought a mother would love her son
I thoguht I was your wonderful one.
If I were to drown in the dangerous sea,
possibly could you again be happy?
Maybe you and I don't agree
But a mother in you is what I want to see.
Always you hated your life so dull
And you despised your son, the animal.
If I turned away,
I know you'd attack
But you don't know the pain
of a cused zodiac.
I don't believe
your words anymore
Like the "I love you's"
you continue to pour.
Give me more
of the doggone lies
I know it's me
you truly despise.
You say I'm speical,
I'm one of kind
You know those words
will rot my mind.
I hope you know
When I'm confined
Always will be you
that's on my mind.
Even when you faked it
and hated me too,
Naga, Wraith, Vampire in a BarNaga, Wraith, Vampire in a Bar7 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
A Naga, A Wraith, and a Vampire Walk into a Bar
"Okay, okay, this is a good one - hey, are you listening? Hey, listen!"
"If we listen," the normally silent Vampire Lord murmured, shuffling the five cards in his hand with surprising dexterity, "Will you shut up?"
"Hey," Tyrel frowned, his bottom lip almost pouting, "That's not very nice." He paused, considering, "And its not like I'm even really that noisy or anything."
"Aren't you supposed to be part snake?" Zephier's voice echoed in their minds, dry and raspy, skin blue-grey and highly translucent. He was arranging his hand as well, though with the use of his mind as his body was not solid enough to physically move things; the cards floated before his body, his hands relaxed on the table, "You are noisy. I would think a Naga to be a silent, deadly predator, not some babbling loud mouth."
"That's not very nice either."
"Nor would I expect one of your nature to care about niceties anyway," Quain respon
KIBASAKU: My LoveThe two walked side by side.KIBASAKU: My Love8 years ago in Teen More Like This
Kiba let his arm drape lazily and casually over the shoulders of his pink haired date.
Sakura kept throwing green eyed glances and heartwarming smiles in the ninjas direction making his chest thump to the rhythm of their walking feet.
Akamaru trotted along his masters heels, acting somewhat obediently.
Sakura stopped at her porch abruptly, giving the boy a grateful look. Thank you for tonight. She said politely.
Kiba smiled a half smile at her obvious dismissal. Sasuke...
The girls face immediately changed and she looked down in shock at the name.
Kiba turned, but his dog-like eyes widened in surprise as he felt someone grasp his arm.
He whirled around to look at Sakuras wide smile. Its not that.
Say my name, he said seriously and solemnly.
Sakura hesitated. She studied his face, remembering when he had asked her out the day before. His face had been bright red, his eyes wide and
Happy Birthday Sasuke~1 Year Ago~Happy Birthday Sasuke7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Sasuke awoke from his humble slumper by a loud CRACK.
"Happy Birthday Sasuke-kunnn!"
Orochimaru cried, waving his hands wildy. Kabuto behind him held out a cake.
They should have known Sasuke was unhappy. The 15 year old hardly talked, let alone celebrate. What was there to celebrate? He asked himself.
Nothing. No one he REALLY cared about was there. Just some Pervert who wanted his body and his minion.
Whoopie. What a party.
"Sassuuukkkeeee-kuunnn!!!" Orochimaru blushed as he handed him a present, then moving his hands to his robe.
"On three open it Sasuke-sama!" Kabuto smiled grimly.
Sasuke got nervous. What was going to happen?!
Orochimaru could have planted a bomb! No wait a pirate!
Sasuke opened it and sighed. At the same time Orochimaru whipped off his robe, to reveal himself in a thong-type underwear.
Sasuke glaced down at his present. It was the SAME THONG TYPE UNDERWEAR. Only it had a heart on it.
"I go us mat
Love Knows No Boundaries((A/N: In case you were too inconsiderate to read the description, this story is the sequel to ~hopelessromantic712's NaruSaku one-shot. So, if none of this makes sense, read hers first. >.< Other than that….enjoy! ^0^))Love Knows No Boundaries8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
NaruSaku: Love Knows No Boundaries
Sakura walked groggily down the stairs, yawning, and rubbing her sleepy eyes with the heel of her palm. She walked into the kitchen, and started to make tea, like she did every morning. After filling the pot with water, she placed it on the stove, turned it on, and sat at the table to wait.
While waiting, she thought about what she should do today, since Kakashi-Sensei had given them the day off. The first thing that came to mind was Naruto. She hadn't seen him since the carnival a few nights ago, which surprised her. She figured, after that kiss, he would be all about trying to get her to go out with him. Which she would eventually have to, after seeing their fortune in that pond, it was inevitable.
But it doesn't
Naruhina-Trust Chapter 4As Naruto & Sakura were walking on their date, Sakura happen to notice a couple, walking side by side, looking very familiar. “Who's that?” Sakura wondered to herself out loud. Naruto then looked in the direction that Sakura was looking at. He noticed a dark-haired girl, along with a black-hair boy walking together. “Could it be?” Naruto wasn't sure if he was dreaming or not, since he knew that the girl loved him.Naruhina-Trust Chapter 44 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
“...Hinata?” Naruto mumbled her name, as Sakura looked up at him. “Sasuke?” Sakura asked to Naruto as she now realize who they were. “Hinata's...dating... Sasuke?” Naruto asking himself that.
Then Naruto saw Sakura hiding in the bushes. “What are you doing, Sakura-chan?” “Shh!” Sakura said, putting her finger up to her lips. “Let's follow them, Naruto.” “What?! What about our date?” Naruto said in sadness. “We'll have time for that later, let's go.” Naruto w
NaruSaku - Her Kitsune...NaruSaku - Her Kitsune...8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
MHC: My first contest entry… and contest! YAY ME!!
MHC: …fine. *hands Kakashi 'Make-Out Paradise*
Kakashi: Hey, you're on chapter 11 already!
Team 7: Another perv…?
MHC: Ficcy time!
It was another day in the village of Konoha, spring was around the corner so it was still a bit nippy and small snow-spots could be seen every other place you look. But this day was different from everyday—it was Valentines Day; and a certain blonde had his eyes on a certain pink-haired kunoichi…
"Kakashi-sensei is late again!" Naruto cried out, kicking a rock. Their sensei was always late, mind you, but no one really knew what the cause of this was. Sasuke sighed and Sakura complied, "He said be here at 5:30, but it's already 8:00!" while inner Sakura screamed 'CHA!! HE NEEDS A WATCH!!' "We should've learned by now he's always late!" Naruto yelled again and Sasuke glared at the two of them. 'That's my line… Why am I stuck with these losers…?'
"Hey kids. Nice day we're having." Kakashi's
Mello and Matt no9G for everyone!Mello and Matt no97 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Its raining again. I know because I was rudely awakened by the loud thunder. As I lie there, trying to fall asleep again, a memory comes to mind. I try to block it out, I need to sleep; tomorrow is a big day. Well, then again, the days here are all pretty much the same. A big day usually means an exam. It used to mean L coming to visit, but ever since the Kira case, the hopes of that happening have vanished. No, I tell myself, I must not think about L. Either I think about the exam tomorrow, or I go to sleep. The rain is hitting my window pretty hard. I sit up. The window, along with the shadows of the raindrops is imprinted onto the floor. I can vaguely see my desk, cluttered with papers from last nights cram session. Damn Matt, distracting me the whole day so I couldnt study till later. In all these years, I have never figured out how he manages to get high grades without
SakuLee fanfiction -Naruto-Rock Lee sat at the falls watching the roaring water gush down into a river below it. Sighing, he stood up and leaned against the mighty oak tree seeking refuge in the shade of its limbs.SakuLee fanfiction -Naruto-10 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"I just don't understand.." Putting a hand over his eyes, he replayed the scene in his mind once again.
"Sasuke-kun! Sasuke-kun! Wait up!" Sakura smiled widely as she ran after the scowling boy in front of her; her short pink hair flowing out behind her as she tried to catch up.
Finally as the boy slowed down the young girl bent down to catch her breath. The object of her attention turned to her, her smile widened. "Thanks Sasuke-kun, I was just hoping I'd finally catch up to you! I was wondering if maybe-" The boy's ice cold stare made her stop in mid-sentence.
"Sakura, WHY do you follow me around everywhere? Can't you see that I'm NOT interested in you? Stop making a fool of yourself and just get lost!" With that hurtful sentence he turned on his heel and walked off, leavi