my favourite quotes pt 2My favourite quotes (pt 2)my favourite quotes pt 28 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
Reality is something you rise above.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it. -Garrison Keillor
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days. -Garrison Keillor
Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. -Lily Tomlin
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.
I have the same goal I've had ever since I was a girl. I want to rule the world.
Homophobia is the irrational fear that three fags will break into your house and redecorate it against your will.
When they told me that by the year 2100 woman would r
amusing sayings i found(*^_^*) what would Scooby Do?amusing sayings i found9 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
(*^_^*) sticks and stone may break my bones, but whips and chains arouse me.
(*^_^*) the more people i see, the more i like my dog.
(*^_^*) your face or mine?
(*^_^*) i poke badgers with spoons
(*^_^*)bend over i'll drive!
(*^_^*) you never forget your first pig.
(*^_^*) i'm not mad......just ask my camel steve.
(*^_^*) you laugh because i'm different, i laugh beause your all the same.
(*^_^*) your unique just like everyone else.
(*^_^*) i see dumb people.
(*^_^*) i hate barbie, that f-34!^g b!t£h has everything!
(*^_^*) if you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance... baffle 'em with bullsh!t.
(*^_^*) this man likes cock>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
(*^_^*) a fool and his money are soon partying.
(*^_^*) troop leader, Beaver Scouts, pack 69.
(*^_^*) Jesus is coming hide the porn.
(*^_^*) i don't take drugs anymore..... i don't take them any less either
(*^_^*) Jesus loves you !!!!! everyone else thinks you a C"^t!
(*^_^*) can't f
Mother Nature's Song Sometimes the world was on our sideMother Nature's Song8 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
sometimes it wasn't fair.
Sometimes it took the hard way.
Sometimes we never cared.
But if I were to run
and if I were to die
Would the world come aid me
and hear my cry?
If I were to perish,
and if I were to burn,
will the world teach me her lesson
and watch as I learn?
If I learned to love,
and if I learned to fly,
will the world catch my wings
if I fall from the sky?
If I were to bleed,
and if I were to be hurt,
will the world help me up,
or throw me in the dirt?
If I were to listen
and if I sang a song,
will the world play her music,
as I sing along?
But if I were to hate,
and if I never looked,
will the world open my eyes
and close the pages of the book?
Will she leave me on the ground,
with nothing to defend,
and skip to the last page
and mark my very end?
For the world is your life,
and if you waste her time,
she'll smite you with her knife.
Sometimes she'll be by your side
Sometimes she won't be fair.
Sometimes she'll take the hard way
more silly quotes yardy yarda(*^_^*) earth is full f"£k off!more silly quotes yardy yarda9 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
(*^_^*) what is the definition of out of order? put a blind man in a cicle room and say food is in the corner.
(*^_^*) if barbie is so popular then why do we have to buy her friends?
(*^_^*) i'd rather be hated for who i am then love who who i'm not (
Yu Yu Hakusho PoemsYu Yu Hakusho Poems10 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
The Demon: Hiei
Like a phantom in the night he came. His goal was clear, humanity on it's knees bowing to him, begging him for mercy. The task should have been simple, he should have done as he pleased.
He was stopped by the hero, defended by the fox, punished by the god, and befriended by the lot.
So he is left to discover humanities endearments, love, friendship, joyfulness, merriment, and sadness.
The Fox: Kurama
Soul of a demon fox, body of a boy.
Mind like a steel trap and humans are his toys.
But this wild fox has been tamed, softened by a mothers love.
While he still can be quite deadly, he is also gentle as a dove.
He fights beside his friends, with a new purpose and new goals.
He helps defeat evil and fights for other people's souls.
But one should never forget, that behind that gentle talk
He's still a demon with demon instincts and he's still a crafty fox.
The Friend: Kuwabara
Sometimes he's overwhelming
With his boisterous actions and loud voice.
He can come across as cocky
SnowTitle: SnowSnow9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Summary: Snow blankets Konoha in a freak snowstorm. Schools are closed and missions grind to a halt. Yet two ninja venture forth into the snowy world to find more than just snow. LeexSaku.
Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Naruto or any of its characters…I wish I did….but I don't!
Note: Sakura's pet cat that appears in this is purely of my own imagination and use in this story. I don't believe she has a pet in the series—sooo cha…
Note 2: I apologize if there is OOC-ness which I'm sure there is…gomen!
The blizzard sang.
And the snow flew in stinging swarms.
And my spirit was icebound.
You caught me in your arms.
Snow is a double edged sword I thought.
I stood in my flannel pants and long sleeve shirt, warm to the bone, staring out the window. It was covered in ice crystals and my warm breath condensed against the pane.
"God why did have to snow this much?" I thought out loud, slamming my head against
The Very Young Master Ch. 1The Very Young Master Ch. 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It was a cloudy night at the Phantomhive mansion as Sebastian was dressing Ciel for bed after a very 'interesting' dinner party "You know the way you behaved was inappropriate " The butler said breaking the silences "It was not. Viscount Druitt was simply being an idiot prattling on about how I am child " Ciel grumbled not meeting the demon's red eyes "That's not excuse for throwing a glass of wine in his face." Sebastian retorted. Ciel just rolled his eyes "shut up."
Just then the clouds cleared showing the glowing full moon. "You know master. Demons may kill humans but it is angels who will make you suffer" Sebastian said darkly.
"What are you going on about?" asked Ciel to tired and cranky to think. Sebastian just chuckled "oh nothing young master, now you really should go to bed it is already 11 o'clock" the butler stated pulling back the blanket of the king sized bed. Ciel yawned then crawled over to his pillow and laid down almost falling asleep "good night Sebasti
SakuLee fanfiction -Naruto-Rock Lee sat at the falls watching the roaring water gush down into a river below it. Sighing, he stood up and leaned against the mighty oak tree seeking refuge in the shade of its limbs.SakuLee fanfiction -Naruto-11 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"I just don't understand.." Putting a hand over his eyes, he replayed the scene in his mind once again.
"Sasuke-kun! Sasuke-kun! Wait up!" Sakura smiled widely as she ran after the scowling boy in front of her; her short pink hair flowing out behind her as she tried to catch up.
Finally as the boy slowed down the young girl bent down to catch her breath. The object of her attention turned to her, her smile widened. "Thanks Sasuke-kun, I was just hoping I'd finally catch up to you! I was wondering if maybe-" The boy's ice cold stare made her stop in mid-sentence.
"Sakura, WHY do you follow me around everywhere? Can't you see that I'm NOT interested in you? Stop making a fool of yourself and just get lost!" With that hurtful sentence he turned on his heel and walked off, leavi
Love Knows No Boundaries((A/N: In case you were too inconsiderate to read the description, this story is the sequel to ~hopelessromantic712's NaruSaku one-shot. So, if none of this makes sense, read hers first. >.< Other than that….enjoy! ^0^))Love Knows No Boundaries9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
NaruSaku: Love Knows No Boundaries
Sakura walked groggily down the stairs, yawning, and rubbing her sleepy eyes with the heel of her palm. She walked into the kitchen, and started to make tea, like she did every morning. After filling the pot with water, she placed it on the stove, turned it on, and sat at the table to wait.
While waiting, she thought about what she should do today, since Kakashi-Sensei had given them the day off. The first thing that came to mind was Naruto. She hadn't seen him since the carnival a few nights ago, which surprised her. She figured, after that kiss, he would be all about trying to get her to go out with him. Which she would eventually have to, after seeing their fortune in that pond, it was inevitable.
But it doesn't
DADDY SASUKE"Uh oh..."DADDY SASUKE8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Team 7 minus Sakura had been waiting by the bridge for hours, Kakashi-sensei even turned up before she did!
The two 21 year olds sighed when Kakashi had 'poof'd' up to them saying the Hokage would like to see them.
"WAIT what about Sakura-chan?!" Naruto complained. "Shouldn't we wait for her?"
Kakashi blinked. "Its ABOUT Sakura Naruto."
When they had barged into Tsunade's office they were met with a strange sight.
Tsunade, Shizune, Tonton huddled in a corner.
"AHH Kakashi, Sasuke.....er...Naruto."
Tsunade whipped around, still blocking the view of a small figure. "Well..ermm..Sakura was uhh..helping me today that had something to do with aging scroll...see TONTON HERE-" she glared at the pig. "smudged the ink into a '5' instead of a '25' so erm...uhh.. HERE"
She turned, picked up the figure and set it down carefully. Team 7 stared. It was Sakura...but Seven years old.
"AWW CUTE ITS SAKURA!!" Naruto gasped and ran forward, Sakura whimpered and ran around Tsunade.
The Very Young Master Ch. 2The Very Young Master Ch. 23 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"But first we need to takes care of something " With that Sebastian started carrying his shrunken master to the bathroom, and laid him on his back "I'm going to need you to stay put for a moment master." The butler gullied out, leaving Ciel some time to think.
'Why did this happen to me?' he thought to himself 'what if I never turn back?' Ciel started to tear up a little 'the Phantomhive name would be ruined when people find out.' Ciel was about to start crying again but his thought where interrupted by Sebastian coming in with a diaper and powder.
"Now young master I am going to need you to hold still.." Sebastian said starting to diaper his master" Ciel, being Ciel of cores started to squirm "NO! no! no!" he yelled in a childish voice. Sebastian sighed "now, now young master don't struggle" Sebastian finished diapering Ciel and picked him up and cradled him in his arms "My, my, it seems the young master is a little cranky" He teased, the baby pouted "I'm not cwanky. And I can wa
Father chapter 2Chapter 2: The strangerFather chapter 28 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A disguised ninja was walking on the road. From far away he saw the gate of Konoha. A frog was sitting on his shoulder. The ninja stopped and got off the road. It has been so long, the shinobi said. Eight years to be exact. Almost eight years, over three days it will be eight years. And that exact day they planned the invasion, what a coincidence, the frog said. Not really. Lets find a hiding place. You find a hiding place, Im going home. Whatever; but tell your father I need his help within three days, after that he can get his sake. Right, see ya. The frog disappeared with a loud poof.
Keiji lay down on the pillow. I heard you got some trouble with those bullies again, a girl said looking over the edge of the bed at Keiji. Keiji nodded, yeah. He turned to his side. One day, they
Happy Birthday Sasuke~1 Year Ago~Happy Birthday Sasuke8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Sasuke awoke from his humble slumper by a loud CRACK.
"Happy Birthday Sasuke-kunnn!"
Orochimaru cried, waving his hands wildy. Kabuto behind him held out a cake.
They should have known Sasuke was unhappy. The 15 year old hardly talked, let alone celebrate. What was there to celebrate? He asked himself.
Nothing. No one he REALLY cared about was there. Just some Pervert who wanted his body and his minion.
Whoopie. What a party.
"Sassuuukkkeeee-kuunnn!!!" Orochimaru blushed as he handed him a present, then moving his hands to his robe.
"On three open it Sasuke-sama!" Kabuto smiled grimly.
Sasuke got nervous. What was going to happen?!
Orochimaru could have planted a bomb! No wait a pirate!
Sasuke opened it and sighed. At the same time Orochimaru whipped off his robe, to reveal himself in a thong-type underwear.
Sasuke glaced down at his present. It was the SAME THONG TYPE UNDERWEAR. Only it had a heart on it.
"I go us mat
NaruHina-Trust2 Chapter 8The day came and all the competitors were in. Hinata and Mamo were already ready for this. Oh course there were other models too, wanting to win. Hinata didn't think she would win but at least she would try. Her friends were here to support her along with her little sister Hinabi. She was able to tell her and her dad what happen during her and Kyo's interrupted trip. Oh course she was happy that Naruto came but she short felt bad to have left him. Luckily she'd talked to Kyo which he was ok. Although he was indeed sad that he couldn't spend time with her a little while longer. Hinata had made a promise that she would visit him again next time, for sure. But before she hung up, he whispered something into the phone.NaruHina-Trust2 Chapter 85 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Hinata Please Please remember him!"
Hinata didn't know what he meant. She remembers everything. Right?
Sasuke, Sakura, and Miharu was sitting in their seats watching all the other models show up on the stage. Sakura wanted to enter but she wanted to s
Naruhina-Trust Chapter 4As Naruto & Sakura were walking on their date, Sakura happen to notice a couple, walking side by side, looking very familiar. “Who's that?” Sakura wondered to herself out loud. Naruto then looked in the direction that Sakura was looking at. He noticed a dark-haired girl, along with a black-hair boy walking together. “Could it be?” Naruto wasn't sure if he was dreaming or not, since he knew that the girl loved him.Naruhina-Trust Chapter 45 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
“...Hinata?” Naruto mumbled her name, as Sakura looked up at him. “Sasuke?” Sakura asked to Naruto as she now realize who they were. “Hinata's...dating... Sasuke?” Naruto asking himself that.
Then Naruto saw Sakura hiding in the bushes. “What are you doing, Sakura-chan?” “Shh!” Sakura said, putting her finger up to her lips. “Let's follow them, Naruto.” “What?! What about our date?” Naruto said in sadness. “We'll have time for that later, let's go.” Naruto w
Letters From Lithuania Dear Alfred, January 9th, 1989Letters From Lithuania3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It feels odd to call you "Alfred," even in a letter. I don't think I'd be able to manage it in person. Anyway, you asked me at the last world meeting if I would write you sometime. You told me that you missed me. I miss you too, Alfred. I wish I could be working for you again, instead of Mr. Russia.
It's really too bad that this letter will never reach you. I tried to send one, I swear. But Mr. Russia caught me as I was getting ready to drive it to the post office. I've been locked up in my room for two days now, and he's taken away my keys, so when I get out, I won't be able to drive anywhere. I would walk, but the nearest post office is twenty miles away, and that's a long journey, even in the summer. Never mind how long it'd take in the winter.
So I've decided to write these letters, telling you about my life here, and keep them myself. If I ever get out of Mr. Russia's clutches, I'll
Love in KohonaWelcome to "Love in Kohona!" Sign on, and find your true love!</I>Love in Kohona8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
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PF: oi, naruto??
OS: wtf? whut r u doing here sakura?
PF: no reason
SB: no reason my ass! u want to steal sasuke!!!
PF: WTF? if i did, then i would be on when he was on
SB: WHAT did you say?!
PF: what did u think?!
CRM: You guys have no life
SB: o WE have no life?
SB: what about U?!
CRM: I live.
CRM: I breath.
CRM: I don't obsess.
CRM: Last time I checked I had a life.
SB: -pummels Shika-
SNS: Um...Can you guys stop fighting?
Naga, Wraith, Vampire in a BarNaga, Wraith, Vampire in a Bar8 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
A Naga, A Wraith, and a Vampire Walk into a Bar
"Okay, okay, this is a good one - hey, are you listening? Hey, listen!"
"If we listen," the normally silent Vampire Lord murmured, shuffling the five cards in his hand with surprising dexterity, "Will you shut up?"
"Hey," Tyrel frowned, his bottom lip almost pouting, "That's not very nice." He paused, considering, "And its not like I'm even really that noisy or anything."
"Aren't you supposed to be part snake?" Zephier's voice echoed in their minds, dry and raspy, skin blue-grey and highly translucent. He was arranging his hand as well, though with the use of his mind as his body was not solid enough to physically move things; the cards floated before his body, his hands relaxed on the table, "You are noisy. I would think a Naga to be a silent, deadly predator, not some babbling loud mouth."
"That's not very nice either."
"Nor would I expect one of your nature to care about niceties anyway," Quain respon
My Fav. Quotes and Sayings p1"I don't have an autographed picture of Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris has an autographed picture of me" (This one is of my own creation, if you use it please give me credit. Loren-Scott "Kody" Beach, aka Wrotne)My Fav. Quotes and Sayings p17 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
An Apple a day drives quality away.
I have half a mind to kill you and the other half agreeing.
God made all men and Winchester made them equal.
"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for the rest of the day,
set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"
The log is burning bright and so is the city tonight.
Animals have two important places in today's world, to taste good, and to fit well.
If you were trapped in the artic and starving you would kill a baby seal with
a plastic picnic spoon.
Our friendship came and went and that is why your feet are now in wet cement.
Don't stare at the Sun, He doesn't like it.
Another day, another dollar (I hate sweat shops!)
People like you are the reason people like me need meds...
333, only half evil.
When I snap you'll be t
NaruSaku - Her Kitsune...NaruSaku - Her Kitsune...9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
MHC: My first contest entry… and contest! YAY ME!!
MHC: …fine. *hands Kakashi 'Make-Out Paradise*
Kakashi: Hey, you're on chapter 11 already!
Team 7: Another perv…?
MHC: Ficcy time!
It was another day in the village of Konoha, spring was around the corner so it was still a bit nippy and small snow-spots could be seen every other place you look. But this day was different from everyday—it was Valentines Day; and a certain blonde had his eyes on a certain pink-haired kunoichi…
"Kakashi-sensei is late again!" Naruto cried out, kicking a rock. Their sensei was always late, mind you, but no one really knew what the cause of this was. Sasuke sighed and Sakura complied, "He said be here at 5:30, but it's already 8:00!" while inner Sakura screamed 'CHA!! HE NEEDS A WATCH!!' "We should've learned by now he's always late!" Naruto yelled again and Sasuke glared at the two of them. 'That's my line… Why am I stuck with these losers…?'
"Hey kids. Nice day we're having." Kakashi's
Nothing but the GreenNothing but GreenNothing but the Green12 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I see nothing but the green
Playing out a graceful scene
I see nothing but the stars
Even as my fingers count the scars
I see nothing but your face
Even in this place
I want to see blue
But all I see is you
Nothing but the green.
Every day I walk the same path, from Ino-pig's family's flower store to the Hidden Leaf Hospital, clutching in my hands a single daffodil. I had long ago stopped bringing two, since the other one was never there to receive it, and even if he was, secretly I wondered if he would have cared.
Probably not, the bastard.
Which I mustn't think, because this is Sasuke-kun after all and he is the number one rookie and a genius. He's cold and aloof and talented, which, oddly enough, makes him all the more attractive. Sexy, mysterious, cruel. The more he pushes away the more girls want him.
But to be honest, that only works for so long. Many of the other female shinobi have been too busy to spare him a thought. Those that do see him often enough to
KIBASAKU: My LoveThe two walked side by side.KIBASAKU: My Love8 years ago in Teen More Like This
Kiba let his arm drape lazily and casually over the shoulders of his pink haired date.
Sakura kept throwing green eyed glances and heartwarming smiles in the ninjas direction making his chest thump to the rhythm of their walking feet.
Akamaru trotted along his masters heels, acting somewhat obediently.
Sakura stopped at her porch abruptly, giving the boy a grateful look. Thank you for tonight. She said politely.
Kiba smiled a half smile at her obvious dismissal. Sasuke...
The girls face immediately changed and she looked down in shock at the name.
Kiba turned, but his dog-like eyes widened in surprise as he felt someone grasp his arm.
He whirled around to look at Sakuras wide smile. Its not that.
Say my name, he said seriously and solemnly.
Sakura hesitated. She studied his face, remembering when he had asked her out the day before. His face had been bright red, his eyes wide and
Naruto - The Power of Love Ch1Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any related characters. If I did, Sakura would've definitely fallen for Lee-kun. XDNaruto - The Power of Love Ch19 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
AN: I honestly don't know where this idea came from. Something a little different from what you may be used to. Note that I never had any children yet and don't plan on it for a while, so I really wouldn't know how a teenager, with an unplanned pregnancy, would feel. I watch Lifetime, 'kay? XP
(After the adding of the title) Oh my god, that title even sounds like it belongs on Lifetime!
Special Thanks to my friend; EnduranceInTribulation for Beta-ing my story for me and helping me out when I needed it. Yay for you!
Full Summary: What would happen to a sixteen year old Sakura and a seventeen year old Lee when they are met with a life altering decision? Such a decision could break their relationship or make it even stronger than it was before.
Warning(s): Implied Sex, duh. Sakura and Lee (duh, again), teenage pregnancy (duh, a third t