Playmate: 4 year oldsPlaymatePlaymate: 4 year olds9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Come on Naruto, it's gonna be fun, I promise."
"Promise, promise, Daddy?" The small blond boy looked up at the grinning blond man. Yondy nodded jovially before continuing to pull his son towards the play area. The four-year-old looked skeptically at his father. Ever since they had moved to Konoha, people had made fun of him and the other kids were mean to him. He didn't want to go to some play place where there were more kids that would hate him.
Yondy must have noticed the resistance because he turned around to regard the small boy. Even though Naruto was trying to be brave, his father still observed the way his lower lip trembled and the watery look in the boy's eyes. Crouching down, Yondy regarded his son. "Naruto, it's alright to be scared, but we can't let that get the best of us. You have to be brave in order to make something good happen."
Naruto's big blue eyes wa
Ways to torture SasukeWays to piss off SasukeWays to torture Sasuke7 years ago in Humor More Like This
1.) Wake him up by honking an air horn in his ears
2.) Ask why he has a duck butt on his head
3.) Dye all of his white cloths hot pink
4.) Ask him where he got his contacts
5.) Make him play Patty cake with Sakura
6.) Make him watch a video of him kissing Naruto for 5 hours
7.) Make him first apologize to Itachi, then make him kiss his brother on the cheek
8.) Neutralize his jutsu and then lock him in a room full of fangirls (RAPID FANGIRLS)
9.) Dress him in a cute neko outfit ( including ears, tail and a cute skirt) in his sleep
10.) After #9, videotape his reaction when he wakes up
11.) Paralyze him and make him wear a pink-laced apron that he cant get off
12.) Treat him like a toddler
13.) Ask him if he is related to a Cockatoo or if he is trying to mimic one
14.) Hypnotize him into doing the chicken dance and videotape it (then send it to both Naruto and Itachi)
15.) Try to pull on the purple rope that he wears and see if his pan
Tomorrow, Who knows? NaruSasuToday was a strange day in the village of Kohana.Tomorrow, Who knows? NaruSasu8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Yesterday was a bad day.
and Tomarrow, who knew?
Yesterday, Naruto got many many names called at him. More than ever before.
Yesterday, Naruto got beat up, worse than ever before.
and Yesterday, Naruto's day was worse than ever before.
but that was yesterday.
And the Village felt proud to try and kill Naruto's spirit.
but again, that was yesterday.
Today, was a whole new day.
Naruto woke up, some how, happier than ever before, heathier than ever before, and just all around better than ever before.
Walking past all the names etched, painted, and ingraved into his walls, Naruto took a shower.
When he got out, he didnt feel like being his verison of "normal" that day.
He grabbed a grey t-shirt, with Kohana's symbol in burnt-orange on the back, with ripped up old fadded jeans. Jeans were unsual, expecially for a ninja. Nor were plain old tennis shoes.
But did Naruto care today? Not one bit.
He didnt bother spiking his hair today, just let i
Sasuke's Torture Day1Sasuke's Torture Day17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Sasuke woke in a small cell . Every bone in his body ached from pain , worst of all he was bound up with rope and gagged . He fell back asleep from the pain . Sasuke woke up he was sitting up on a bed . Where the hell am I? he thought. A door opened , " Is he the one they needed to test ? "
He looked at the man worried , he wanted to get up and leave but his feet were held down by shackles . He writhered from the pain in his bones . "So whats your name little boy? he said with a smirk.
"Thats not your - " .
"You refuse to give me your name . Fine with me . He pulled out a small white feather . Sasuke shivered as the soft feather touched his stomach.
"D-do i have to tell you my name ? The man replied with no words but went down to his sandals . N-no not there please not there . He thought about it for a second then he replied " I'll be back " . He slammed the door shut . Sasuke wanted out of this place . I want out he thought . He pu
Britt's Story 1"W w what?"Britt's Story 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Her eyes widened in disbelief, and she staggered backward, grabbing onto a chair for support.
"I'm sorry we should have told you sooner "Shikaku reached a hand out to her, offering solace, comfort.
Britt shook her head violently, as if that would make the words he had just said disappear. Instead they clung to the air, making it hard to breathe.
Tears welled up in the corners of her eyes. It couldn't be true but deep inside she knew it was. Charles and Shikamaru they looked like their parents. But she didn't. She had thought it was just an odd gene malfunction, and embraced the fact that she was different.
But now .this.
She grabbed her cloak from where it rested on a bench. The black material with crimson red clouds marked her as a criminal. She had snuck into Konoha. She had wanted to see her family again.
But now it hurt too much to stay. She had had news to tell them, but now she had second thoughts about it. Why .had they
ItaSaku Protect - Chapter twoChapter twoItaSaku Protect - Chapter two9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
He ran smoothly along the roofs of the Houses of Konoha with the image in his mind of his wedding to Sakura if he survived the task ahead of him. They weren't good to have right now, he couldn't be distracted from his mission like last time when he saved his brother, Sasuke from Orochimaru, and Sakura had insisted on coming. She got injured and Itachi had suddenly felt what it was like to feel fear for another person's life. He had saved her and Sasuke, but his heart was to be forever affected when he was faced with the possibility of losing her to Orochimaru's handy-work. He banished those thoughts from his mind and set it to his task at hand, to find Orochimaru, and kill him. He had failed last time he met Orochimaru because he was too focused on other things. But now reunited with Konoha, and almost a husband to a resident of Konoha, and also almost a father, the new Hokage, Naruto, who was still a child at heart Itachi thought, a smile playing at his lips, had told him
30 Ways to Piss Ninjas Off.... - Chapter 4Chapter 4 Messing with the Masked Man30 Ways to Piss Ninjas Off.... - Chapter 44 years ago in Humor More Like This
Lists on all the original members of Team 7? Two of which were possibly the strongest ninjas to come out of Konoha, and the other one of the best medic-nins ever Tsunade had a moment of clarity, in which she saw the similarities between her own genin team and Team 7. Unfortunately, this window of sobriety was lost as soon as she saw the next name on the list and dissolved into giggles
30 Ways to Piss Off - Your Ultimate Guide to Pissing the Hell Out Of Kakashi Hatake:
1. Draw a mouth on his mask while he sleeps
2. Replace all his Icha Icha books with Twilight
3. Steal all his clothing
4. Replace it with green spandex suits
5. Tell Anko he's in love with her
6. Tell Iruka he's in love with him
7. Tell Gai he's in love with him
8. Try to convince him that challenging Gai to a naked footrace through Konoha is the best idea ever
9.Tell Gai your amazing idea, in hope that he'll take it seriously
Britt's Story 2Kisame snored lightly, splayed across the bed with his legs hanging off the edge. Itachi still hadn't come out of the bathroom, and Britt was just lying there, with her back towards the bathroom, waiting.Britt's Story 24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Finally, the door swung open, and a swath a light fell across her. Itachi stepped lightly from the bathroom. His hair was loose and flowed past his shoulders. He was barefoot and shirtless, and walked soundlessly over to the bed. He placed his headband and hair tie on the low table next to it, then pulled back the covers and slid in next to Britt.
She moved closer to him, the minty scent of his shampoo entering his nose. His arm encircled around her waist, and he pulled her closer. She slid her hand down and intertwined her fingers with his. At night, he seemed to crave physical contact, and although he wouldn't admit it he didn't sleep well if she wasn't there.
It all had to do with him slaughtering his clan. He had nightmares, and although he was a silent sleeper she had become tune
Missing Nin-SasunaruMissing Nin-Sasunaru6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Sasuke! Naruto called to him as Sasuke was leaving the Konoha gates, Have a good mission.
Sasuke just smiled and said I will dobe. He then turned and headed out the gates, and left to join a few of his fellow Shinobi on an important and rather dangerous mission. Dont miss me too much, Sasuke added before he ran off into the distance. Naruto stood about ten feet away from the gate to Konoha pouting; he didnt have to say it like that...
Jiro-san, Maiko-san, Yumiko-san do you have a report for me, Tsunade questioned as the Shinobi and two Kunoichi stood in front of her.
Well, lets hear it.
We managed to find the enemys whereabouts, but by the time we caught up to them they had already attacked the village that held one of the scrolls, Maiko reported. We kept tracking them and we retrieved the scroll.
I see, so this is why you t
30 Ways to Piss Ninjas Off.... - Chapter 3Chapter 3 - Insulting the Blossom30 Ways to Piss Ninjas Off.... - Chapter 34 years ago in Humor More Like This
The next one on the list was her own assistant. Sakura Haruno was a good assistant. Tsunade wondered whether she had any skill in getting rid of hangovers. If so, Tsunade would promote her to jounin. Somewhere, deep inside Tsunade's mind, the tiny portion of her which wasn't completely drunk started to speak up.
'You can't promote someone for curing a hangover'.
With that, Tsunade picked up her 20-somethingth bottle of sake, in order to drown that sober part of her mind
30 Ways to Piss Off - Your Ultimate Guide to Pissing the Hell Out Of Sakura Haruno:
1. Casually leave flyers for plastic surgery every where she goes
2. Stare at her forehead while she talks to you. If caught, claim you were distracted by how shiny it is
3. Set her up with Lee
4. Make sure their date is somewhere she can't escape from
5. Tell Shizune that she's been hitting on all her patients. Works best if all her patients are female.
Sasuke's Weakness Sasuke and Sakura are married, but things are not what they seem. Will Sasuke let his weakness get in-between them?Sasuke's Weakness9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of its characters; this is purely a fan-made story.
A/N: Watch closely for switching view points. I will not give warning.
Last month was their one year anniversary, something she had only dreamed would come. But this marriage wasn't like the one in her dreams, it was colder and more distant: like two friends who just happened to share the same bed. He was kinder to her than anyone else, but she still didn't feel loved. She felt neglected and used.
It had been one year since they where married, one year and one month to be exact. One year and one month since he carried her over the threshold, one year and one month since he broke her heart. He can remember that day perfectly. He can remember it perfectly because it is always on his mind
Sick -untitled-Tobi ran through the Akatsuki hideout, desperately trying to escape the other members. All of a sudden they had all started acting much stranger that usual. Tobi knocked frantically on Pein-samas office door. Pein-sama was the leader, he had an answer for everything. Hed be able to help Tobi sort this out.Sick -untitled-8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Leader-sama! Tobi cried. Please help me! the door to Peins bedroom creaked open and a shaft of frigid air leaked out.
Leader-sama, Tobi repeated. everyone--
Im very well aware of their conditions, Pein said, his voice cold. and I need to talk to you about it. Come in, the door opened the rest of the way; everything beyond it was bathed in darkness. Pein was nowhere to be seen. Tobi hesitantly stepped inside; he had never been inside Leaders room before, let alone been invited. The door slammed shu
Britt's Story 3Sunlight filtered in through the window, and a soft breeze stirred the simple whiteBritt's Story 34 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
curtains. A small brown thrush landed on the sill and peered in at the sleeping occupants.
It chirped and the person closest to the window groaned and rolled over in his sleep.
Another chirp and Kisame was sitting up, rubbing his hand against his eyelids. He looked over at the window and scowled at the bird.
"Can't get any sleep with you can I?" he growled, standing and stretching.
His gaze shifted to the other bed where his two partners slept. Britt was sprawled on her back, mouth wide open and a small string of drool dripping down her chin.
Itachi was awake, his head on her chest and his eyebrows furrowed. He looked at Kisame and frowned, then looked back down at Britt.
"I'm not sure how to say goodbye..."
Kisame sighed, feeling pity for his friend.
"I don't know what to tell you Itachi ..but uh...I'll leave you two alone"
With that he left the room, closing the door soundle
Family Engagment Ch.8Family Engagment Ch.86 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Family Engagement Ch.8
Neji, do you love her?
Neji didnt know what to say, he simply stood there not knowing what to do. What was worse, neither of them sensed the presence of one Hinata Hyuga as she hid behind a tree, concealing her Chakra signature. You see she had followed Neji as he left the Hyuga compound because she was worried that something might happen. She had not expected this.
You do, dont you Neji. Tenten said sounding defeated.
With that Tenten turned and walked away slowly as if she wanted Neji to stop her. Neji on the other hand hadnt moved, he was still standing staring at the ground thinking Do I?
Hinata didnt know what to do either, because she was still hiding behind the tree and she didnt think she could leave without Neji noticing her, though she was surprised that Neji hadnt noticed her yet. She knew she had concealed her signature, but Neji was usually good at finding people despite th
Welcome To The Rainbow ParadeWhen I was a young boyWelcome To The Rainbow Parade7 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
My father took me into the city
To see a Pride Parade
He said, "Son, when you grow up,
will you be the saviour of bisexuals,
transsexuals and gays?"
He said, "Will you accept them,
Protect and not reject them,
Because of who they are?
Because one day, I'll leave you,
A rainbow to guide you to a gay bar
To join the Rainbow Parade"
(He said, "Son, when you grow up,
will you be the saviour of bisexuals,
transsexuals and gays?"
He said, "Will you accept them,
Protect and not reject them,
Because of who they are?)
Sometimes I get the feeling no one wants me to be me
And other times I wish that I could change
But through it all, the names we're called, the marches in the street
we want you all to feel you're not so strange
We'll carry on,
We'll carry on
And though sometimes you feel defeated,
Know we will always carry on
We'll carry on
Over our heads our banners will wave,
We're not beaten we're still brave.
One day I met a young man, sitting in a coffee shop
He wore a
If Everyone Cared ShikaInoShikamaru was going to leave on another mission tomorrow. He didnt know how long he would be gone. The date for return was said to be six months, but it was almost never correct. Anything could change it. He hated the fact that he was going to have to leave his new wife shortly after their marriage. Ino I hope you will forgive me.If Everyone Cared ShikaIno8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
From underneath the trees, we watch the sky
Confusing stars for satellites
I never dreamed that you'd be mine
But here we are, we're here tonight
He slowly rounded a corner and his favorite cloud watching hill was in site. Although it was night, he knew being here would clear his head. He couldnt believe who he saw at the hill.
Ino? What are you doing here?
She just smiled sadly at him. The same as you; trying to clear my head. I heard about your mission, She said something else just above a whisper, but Shikamaru caught it. And I dont want you to leave me.
He was very surprised by
Sasuke's Torture Day2................As the door opened his face paled and he shut his eyes. Arya had walked in with a blond from earlier. She was swinging a key in her hands and sat down by the crying Uchiha. She looked at the blond then gently stroked his foot, he screamed in laughter then opened his eyes. Arya stopped as he opened his eyes. " W-what d-do you want?" he asked scared.Sasuke's Torture Day26 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
" I don't want anything. Im just doing my job. Sasuke I'm gonna do you a favor. Can you keep this a secret? " she asked.
"Yeah- " He heard a click and the chains fell off.
"Arya we shouldn't be doing this. Yeah." said the blond.
"Deidara, shut the hell up and watch." She said coldly.
"Fine. He turned away and went towards the door. Sasuke looked at both of us then fell into a deep sleep. Arya want me to carry him?" he asked.
"Yeah." she said quietly. Deidara slowly picked up Sasuke and carried him out. Arya hid any trace of her and Deidara....
Photomanipulation:. Chapter 1: Sasuke walked into the shoot room, seeing his perverted employer, Jiraiya,Photomanipulation:. Chapter 19 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
sitting in his trademark chair and staring at the men arranging the set for his prize
subject, the Uchiha. He looked up and grinned, seeing said boy in a very short, midnight blue
and pink, futuristic kimono. "Good morning, sweetheart. Those colors look good on you."
Sasuke smirked. "Thanks. Where's the fresh meat?" Jiraiya laughed. "Naruto should be here
"Err...sorry I'm late," Came the shy voice upon enterance."Speak of the
devil," the perverted sensei smirked as he and the model laid their eyes on the young blonde
clad in a dark tuxedo, whisker-like scars adorning his face. He carried a heavy professional
camera on his back, making him crouch slightly. "Ero-sennin... explain to me why I had to
dress all formal-like?" He set the camera down in front of the shooting area as he prepped
The One - KakuHidan - part 1WARNING: yaoi (male x male relationship)The One - KakuHidan - part 17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The One</i> part 1 of 2
This story has been slightly edited by the author in order to meet the rules of dA.
Heavy rain is rattling the windows, startling Kakuzu out of his sleep. He yawns and starts to stretch his limbs, but is restricted by another male, whose head is rested on the crook of Kakuzus arm. His eyes are still closed, his mouth half-opened, his messy silver hair covering parts of his face. Hidan is dead to the world, as usual. Kakuzu smirks at his sleeping partner, who is snoring quietly, and plants a little kiss on his forehead. From time to time, he is jealous of Hidans ability to stay sound asleep even if the world outside seems to be going down. How can he not hear that rumbling thunder and the rain drumming against the window? Maybe he just doesnt want to hear it.
Kakuzu likes to watch his partner sleeping, not least because he is silent and peaceful for once. He
The Anime Gang: NarutoSasuke's hot, Lee is notThe Anime Gang: Naruto7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Neji's a jerk and Shikamaru's Lazy,
Ino's a brat and Naruto's crazy
Sakura's weak, Hinata is meek,
and Tenten comes traveling after
Choji is large, Gaaras in charge,
Temari goes whoosh, Shino's bugs go smoosh.
Kenkorou's a (puppet) weasel, Orochimaru's evil,
Kabuto's a thug, Kiba's on drugs,
And the sound four are just there.
Itachi has awesome hair.
50 Ways To Annoy The Akatsuki1~ During a meeting, make strange noises. When the members look over at you, stop and look around like you're interested in the meeting place.50 Ways To Annoy The Akatsuki6 years ago in Humor More Like This
2~ Replace all their cloaks with frilly pink dresses. When they ask you where the cloaks went tell them you gave them to charity.
3~ Poor water on Zetsu's head, when he gets angry or asks you why tell him you think he looks like he needs a drink.
4~ Ask Sasori why he enjoys playing with dolls so much and when he tells you they're not dolls say "that isn't the excuse they gave.." and walk away.
5~ Pull on Deidara or Itachi's ponytail yelling "DING DONG!!" Then run away.
6~ Tell Hidan Jashin-sama hates him.
7~ Place a recorder on the corner of Kisame's door so whenever he opens it the recorder plays "I'm blue dabadeedabada!"
8~ Tell Deidara he's a pretty girl and when he says he's a boy give him a wide eyed look (O.O) and ask him if you can check. (Same can be done to Itachi)
9~ While Zetsu is sleeping pay Kakuzu to help you put him in a giant pot
Akatsuki Preschool"But I'll be made fun of, un!!" A small long-haired blonde child wailed. An agitated blonde man patted his head.Akatsuki Preschool7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"You'll be fine, Deidara, un." The man growled. He straightened up and quickly walked away when the child became distracted by a bird taking flight.
"Look at the pretty birdy, Daddy, un." The small child said happily, turning around to point it out to his father. When he saw the parental gone, he busted out crying hysterically. He covered his face with gloved hands.
"Stop crying, Brat." a stern, yet young, voice snapped. Deidara looked up at the small red-head with tear stains going down his cheeks indignatly.
"I'm not a brat, un!" he spat.
"Then stop crying, then. I'll be your friend."
"I'm Deidara, un."
"Sasori." The pair smiled at each other and shook hands.
"But I don't want to go to school!" a small raven-haired child whined, pulling on a kind-looking woman's hand,
Sasusaku: FlySasusaku: Fly8 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
'Why did I freaking leave Konoha?' Sasuke thought after Orochimaru made him do the dishes. He was laying on his bed staring up at the ceiling.
"Sasuke-kuuun?" Someone said as they knocked on the door. He groaned pushing himself to the door no matter how much he didn't want to. Sasuke slowly opened the door to see Karin smiling at him.
"What do you want Karin?" Sasuke demanded. Karin only smiled even wider. It felt as she knew something he didn't.
"Oh Sasuke-kun! You are so cute when you talk! Oh and anyway Orochimaru is sending Kabuto, me, and you to Konoha to kill someone."
Sasuke thought, 'I hate my life. I hate my life. I hate my life. I hate my life. I hate my life. I hate my life.'
Karin pushed her glasses into place and said, "We're after the 5th Hokage! It's in a few hours so don't forget to pack you're boxers!!!"
Sakura had just finished her shift at the hospital. Apparently, Naruto had trouble with his chop sticks, poked his eye out, and sent ramen flying onto the ramen sta
30 reasons30 reasons why Kakashi-fangirls should NOT be in the Naruto world:30 reasons8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1) Theyd steal Kakashis vest because he looks so cuuuuute without his vest! ^^
2) Theyd steal Kakashis headband because he looks SO hot without it! *drool*
3) Theyd threaten Naruto to beat him up because, no matter what Kakashi says, Naruto could NEVER be stronger than Kakashi!
4) The whole ground of Konoha would be covered with the fangirls saliva because they constantly drool over Kakashi ♥
5) Konoha would be swamped by Pakkuns because all fangirls would transform into him, hoping to get petted by Kakashi.
6) Theyd fight over Kakashi all the time and by that start a fourth Ninja World War.
7) If theyre mature enough not to fight, theyd make Kakashi using up all of his chakra by producing a shadow clone to snuggle with for everyone of them ♥ ^^ (I want a shadow clone, too! TT_TT )
8) Theyd tell everyone everytime how smart, hot, sensible, strong an