Nicktoons NerdNicktoons NerdNicktoons Nerd5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Parody of Teenage Dream
Turn on Nick
And just what do I see?
Enough of the live-action
Please tell me, where are my Nicktoons at? At?
Instead of Spongebob
I watch Adventure
Time. Where's T.U.F.F Puppy?
Screw Fanboy & Chum Chum
While I wait for Sheen.
I'll break the oldies out. Out.
Let's watch all the DP episodes
No regrets, just Doug.
We can watch until we die
You and I
We'll be young forever
You make me
Feel like I'm such a Nicktoons Nerd.
When El Tigre comes on
I can't sleep
Let's watch Hey Arnold
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back
My heart stops
When CatDog comes on
This episode's the best
This is real
Let's watch all night
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back
We grab some chalk
Watch Rocket Power on the beach
Got a motel and
Invader Zim on the tele
As Told by Ginger,
This is our modern life.
Let's watch all the DP episodes
No regrets, just Doug.
We can watch until
Know Your Stars-Wolfy NormKnow Your Stars-Wolfy Norm10 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Nar: Know your stars…Know your stars…Know your stars. Norm. He’s a 70-bazillion year old genie.
Norm: Um, I’m only 50,oo thanks.
Nar: Sure you are. Norm. He has really bad dandruff and stinky feet.
Norm: Yo dude, you see any flakes? And as to the feet *waves smoky tail* I don’t have any.
Nar: Uh-hu, then why does your credit card report say you bought a case of shampoo and “smell-be-gone” last month?
Norm: And you would know what my credit report says…how?
Nar *covering cough* : Norm. He’s the tree-hugging mayor of Canada.
Norm *standing up*: I AM NOT!
Nar *sarcastically* : sure you are, you tree hugging, smelly, flaky, old guy.
Norm: I am not the mayor of Canada! Canada must die!
Nar: Uh-hu. What’re you going to do about it flaky?
Norm *growling* : I’d watch it if I were you…
Nar *mocking* : Oh look at me, I’m Norm, mayor of Canada. Fear my smelly feet, and old guy antics.
Norm: I mean it…
My Best FriendJesusMy Best Friend6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
My best friend
My dearest friend
Always there for me
Whenever I need you
You take me under your wing,
When the world turns its back on me.
My best friend
My truest friend
You never fail me
I can always trust you.
Though the world is full of lies,
I know I can depend on you.
My best friend
My sweetest friend
You are my Savior
You gave your life for me.
You suffered unheard-of pain,
So that my own pain may be healed.
My sweet brother
You look out for me.
When I haven't the strength,
You lift me up in your arms,
And you will never let me go.
Notable Nostalgia CartoonsNotable Nostalgia Cartoons4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Ed, Edd, n' Eddy
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Tom and Jerry
Chip and Dale
Baby Looney Tunes
Gumby & Pokey
Justice League [Unlimited]
Puffy Ami Yumi Show
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Ren & Stimpy
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
Rocko's Modern Life
Woody Woodpecker & Friends
Aaahh!!! Real Monsters
All Grown Up [Rugrats]
My Gym Partner's a Monkey
2 Stupid Dogs
Tiny Toon Adventures
Pinky & The Brain
Looney Toons Unleashed
Mike, Lu, & Og
Cow & Chicken
Super Duper Sumos
I am Weasel
Brandy & Mr. Whiskers
Mary Sue - Gary Stu TestLet's get one thing very clear: there is no score that will automatically 'make' a character a Mary Sue/Gary Stu, a high score only indicates that there might be a problem with a character. This test is for people who are worried that their characters might be Mary Sues/Gary Stus; the intention is to help people to improve their characters, NOT to make people feel bad about them. So if you like your character, that's the important thing. But if you're worried about your character, and are unsure if they need further work or not, hopefully this can help.Mary Sue - Gary Stu Test5 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Mary Sue/Gary Stu test:
 They have a rare hair/fur colour
 Their eyes are an unusual colour
 This happens to be red
 Their eyes change colour
 (if a female) they have large boobs
 (if a male) they are very muscular
 They are very attractive to the opposite gender
 They are very attractive to the same gender
 They have lots of friends/no friends
 They have an unusual/unrealistic pet
 They have a guardian
Cartoon Rap Battles(This is just for fun.)Cartoon Rap Battles2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Cartoon Rap Battles!!
Let's make this quick
I have a tune-up at noon.
Speaking of which
It seems that you'll need one pretty soon!
So you're that Sari chick, I see
The girl with that bright shiny key
Who used it to upgrade yourself to be
...absent for most of Season 3
Although I can relate to you
Since, at times, we have parental issues
At least my Mom built me
unlike your so-called "daddy"!
Oh you think your family's fine?
8 of your sisters were put offline
At least my dad calls me by my name,
You can do all these amazing things
yet you can't dish out a decent rap?
Why don't you transform into an outhouse
since you're so full of crap!
Damn, what's up with that voice of yours!?
It would sound better coming out of a small horse!
I saved the world more alone than you have with your "friends"
Now that I've said that, it's clear now how this rap ends...
Who will be next?
I'm not reall
Titans: Legacies 1Titans: LegaciesTitans: Legacies 18 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Chapter 1: Marshaling of Forces
Disclaimer: The majority of the characters that will appear in this do not belong to me; they belong to DC Comics as people in the employ of DC Comics created them for and licensed them to DC Comics. I make no monetary profit whatsoever.
Authors note: This is going to be more than a simple next-generation story. Its going to take a look at legacies, because face it DC Comics characters, heroic or villainous, are based in legacies. Although DC editorial will never let it happen, the fact remains that many characters in the DCU cannot remain in their current roles forever. Eventually, they will have to move up or move on and thus this story is going to look at the future of the DCU through the eyes of the younger generations, who have grown into their own and are now preparing to take the reins from their predecessors.
If you notice that there are things that seem different from
Where Have You Been?O God,Where Have You Been?5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Where have you been?
Why did you leave me,
When I needed you most?
Do you not truly care?
You would never forsake me
Where did you go?
Did you not hear me,
When my heart cried out to you?
Was your ear deaf?
Are you void of feeling?
Do you not see these tears on my face?
Oh, why did you leave me?
Why did you leave?
Where have you been?
Why did you leave me?
Do you not know
How much I truly care?
I would never forsake you
I was always right there
I heard you,
When you cried out in your anguish
My ear heard every word
My heart broke for you
I shed tears along with you
I never left you
Rather, you left me
Prepared to Let Go (Mom!Reader x Kids!Various)Prepared to Let Go (Mom!Reader x Kids!Various)1 year ago in Humor More Like This
Getting ready for school!
“Connie!” You shouted jamming the cotton material his way . “Put it on!”
“No!” He slapped your hands away.
“Connie, honey, please you have to wear the hat. It’s cold outside, You can take it off as soon as we get to the school. Do it for mommy.”
Connie turned away from you and crossed his arms.
“No, I don’t wanna.” He pouted.
You sighed and ran your hands over your face for the millionth time that day.Today was a big day. This was the day all seven of your boys were starting school for the first time. They were all enrolling Shiganshina elementary.Of course you were a nervous wreck, this was the first time in a LONG time you would be apart from them for more than a couple of hours. People might say you were too attached to your boys, but you didn’t care. You almost always craved their company, so much that you kept them out of preschool just so you could prolong that company yo
NU: TUS: PrologueNicktoons: The Ultimate ShowdownNU: TUS: Prologue6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
One day in Retroville, down beneath the clubhouse that led into Jimmy's lab, the big-headed genius was standing in front of a table, wearing a lab coat and goggles. On the table were a bunch of objects, among them were a pair gloves, a helmet, and a bunch of wires scattered across.
Jimmy then lights a welding torch and proceeds to weld together one of the wires to the back of the helmet.
'Greetings,' Jimmy's voice said as the genius continued to work on whatever it was he's inventing. 'My name is Jimmy Neutron: Boy genius of Retroville and currently known as leader of an inter-dimensional group known as "The Nicktoons".'
Then Jimmy stopped welding and lifted his goggles up to momentarily observe his progress. His voice continued over, 'I guess some would think that leading a team of heroes each possessing a unique skill would be simple.'
He then lowered his goggles back over his eyes and took a small laser pen out of his pocket and bent over th
Mina's Lost Memories"Mina, sweet Mina..." a voice whispered in the night. I tossed a bit in my sleep, as if it suddenly got colder.Mina's Lost Memories4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Dad, why are you in my room?" I asked irritated, but sleepily. I heard a laughter that was awfully familiar.
"Of course you wouldn't remember me. But I remember you..." the voice whispered again. "Don't vorry, you'll remember soon...very soon..."
Something kissed my cheek so softly i wasn't sure if it was lips or just a slight breeze. I opened my eyes drowsily,
but my vision was so blurry i couldn't see who it was. The person looked at me, sighed, then turned away without another word, disappearing in a cloud of smoke.
"Wait..." I mumbled desperately, only to have a wave of tiredness wash over me again. I fell back onto my pillow, sleeping as if i had never woken...
That was 6 months ago.
I was doodling in my notebook in the middle of class, of werewolves and vampires, mostly. Math was a horrible subject, and i didn't even bother learning it.
The teacher stopped bothering wi
The Whole TruthIn court, when they put your hand on that bookThe Whole Truth5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
"Do you swear to tell the whole truth
And nothing but the truth?"
I say yes...
And I lie.
For there is NO way I'll tell the whole truth.
Half of what I do isn't as it seems
And I will never reveal what's real
And what's a FILTHY lie.
And, you know what?
If you don't want to deal with that?
There's a door right there.
Go walk through it
If you can't take the heat.
Because I'm not a damn book
So don't bother reading me.
I don't TELL the whole damn truth.
I lie and say I do.<i>
-Safe and Sound-Sick jolts of pain explode within kneecaps as they slam against concrete. Wet. Cold. Somethings crackling, somethings running up and down his spine as he collapses, something tingles and stings and lights up the corner of his eye beyond the squeezed-shut eyelid, sending amber waves of pain through his head-Safe and Sound-8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Cant move. He just lays there for a year or two, feels the hours drag by with all the speed and mercy of a killing winter or epidemic - or maybe theyre minutes, or only seconds, he just cant tell, cant think straight from the lingering pain from all over his body, feels like hes been squeezed to the point of buckling bones and surrendering tissue, past the breaking point. His head throbs, feels fragilely volatile, as if it would simultaneously explode and implode if something so much as touched it. But at the same time feels as if somethings missing his head is a network of precious, damaged gears and cogs and o
Oh,Sweet Child of Mine(Mom!Reader x Child!Various)Oh,Sweet Child of Mine(Mom!Reader x Child!Various)1 year ago in Humor More Like This
You are awaken to the feel of someone's pudgy finger repeatedly poking your cheek.
You open your eyes slowly, squinting slightly trying to make sense of what was happening.
The first thing you see is short, dark hair and green eyes.
Immediately knowing who it was,You grabbed hold of his finger, seizing his poking.
Bertolt’s forest green orbs flicked to your (e/c) ones as he sucked on his thumb.
“Hi, momma.” He mumbled grinning a little.
You look at him for a while ,then smiled slightly while you propped yourself up on one arm.
“Hey baby,” You said groggily. “Why, are you poking mommy?”
“Oh, um...” Bertolt grin faltered slightly “We made a mess in the kitchen.”
Your eyes widened and you bolted up in the bed almost knocking Bertolt off in the process.
You slipped on your house shoes and tied your robe around your waist, while making your way down the stai
This Is Us Running Awayif you don't careThis Is Us Running Away3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
I only hope,
you haven't forgoten me yet.
if you don't love me
I only hope,
your feelings aren't resentment.
if you can't come
just don't forget the way
and if you never speak
just don't lose track of what to say
I tried whispering, at first
now it's screaming everyday
and though you leave alone
I imagine us running away
Rent Fanfic - Jump? Part 1Rent Fanfic - Jump? Part 17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It had been a long day.
Mimi was staying the night and Mark didnt really want to think about what her and Roger were doing in Rogers room.
Mark was on his own he couldnt help reflecting over what had happened over the last week. After Mimi had recovered for her near death experience her and Roger had really developed as a couple, working on their problems. Roger had even written another song. Joanne and Maureen had managed to stay together for a full week and Collins was still -
Mark could hear someone out side
He looked up from his camera; he noticed someone was balancing on the fire escape railing
Oh shit! He cried
He ran out the glass door.
Now he was out in the moonlight he could see the stranger was a young girl who looked about the same age as Mimi.
She turned wobbling slightly
Shit, I thought no one lived here!
Well someone does, what on earth are you doing!
She laughed What it look l
Toons Unite: Clash of NicktoonToons Unite Clash Of NicktoonsToons Unite: Clash of Nicktoon9 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
After school, Danny, Sam, and Tucker heard about the school prom tomorrow, ''I need a date to the school prom'' said Danny, "How about you ask me there?'' said Sam, ''Really?'' said Tucker, ''I don't know Tucker, I would choose Sam'', ''If I were Sam, I would choose Dash'', ''What do you mean?'', ''Dash would take her because...'', ''Tucker, Dash is not my problem, he would choose Paulina or Valerie, or even Star''. ''Wait, Valerie? Paulina?'' questioned Sam, ''Of course, I think I would either choose you or Paulina or Valerie'' said Danny, ''What? It has to be me'', ''What? Ok, its my decission for a date to this school prom'', ''Of course it is''.
Skulker heard about it and on the hunt again, ''Ghost child going to a school prom'' said Skulker, ''I need an idea to break the ghost child and that girl, I got it, break em' apart'', ''but I need somebody as a good use, like the box ghost'', ''Me?'' said the Box Ghost and he had an idea to break Danny and Sa
Ivy : flourishing GothamIvy : flourishing Gotham7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Poison Ivy lay down on her leaf bed, she was in heaven, Flower Girl was great
Lover, and Batman was helpless to stop her, he found it harder and harder to foil her heists.
She heard a moan, and then Flower Girl was massaging her legs
Is the mistress happy toady?
Oh yes my pet, but not enough
What my mistress commands?
Come Flower Girl we got much work to do and more targets to take care off
At the libratory in the green house Poison Ivy and Flower Girl are using as base of operation, Ivy was checking some formulas and mixing some ingredients, while Flower Girl was checking the laptop, when Ivy called Flower Girl
It is done, take this powder and go , Ill distract Batman while you capture any partner he has or called , we cant make Gotham Green with Batman and many others in Town, are you ready my pet?
Oh yes mistress, I will do my bidding and will not disappoint you.
Then they both exited the Green house
Discord: Not one of a kindDiscord: Not one of a kind4 years ago in Drama More Like This
Discord: Not one of a kind
A tribute to: My Little Pony Friendship is Magic
Healing Pony POV Series by alexwarlorn
It was the biggest polonaise Ponyville had ever seen. A sheer infinite number of ponies danced one after the other: Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Trixie, Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, Big Macintosh, Granny Smith, Braeburn, Sheriff Silverstar, Apple Fritter, Apple Bumpkin, Red Gala, Red Delicious, Golden Delicious, Caramel Apple, Apple Strudel, Apple Tart, Baked Apple, Apple Brioche, Apple Cinnamon Crisp, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Twist, Snips, Snails, Pipsqueak, Mr. and Mrs. Cake, The Mayor, Zecora, Cheerilee, Pony Joe, Hoity Toity, Photo Finish, Sapphire Shores, Spitfire, Soarin' and the rest of the Wonderbolts, the Royal guards, Prince Blueblood, Derpy Hooves, Lyra Heartstrings, Bon Bon, Carrot Top, Berry Punch and many more.
"No, doesn't work."
Immediately every s
POV Side Story Canterlot ChaosMy Little Ponies Friendship is MagicPOV Side Story Canterlot Chaos4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Ponies POV Series Side Story
Subject: "Princess Luna"
Many Weeks And Many Days Earlier . . . Night Before The Day Of Discord
As Princess in charge of night rather than day, my sleep cycle revolved around the night shift. I didn't precisely need sleep as an Alicorn and moon goddess, but I appreciated just how relaxing it was to curl up in bed. And Celly insisted I needed the sleep cycles to recover properly. Six work nights out of seven were not too exhausting given I simply held night court of the palace, dealing with late night emergencies, or more often just reading.
I no longer fear my own sleep, after a year, the nightmares had finally stopped. And with Celly I had found my freedom from not only Nightmare Moon but also my old insecurities.
I stayed up late (early) last night though, for on one day out of seven I liked to explore how changed the night had become in a thousand years. Nightclubs were a nice invention, so were twen
Happy Ending ShikaIno style"Hmmm..." Shikamaru though to himself. He was laying down under hisHappy Ending ShikaIno style9 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
favorite tree,looking at the cloudy blue sky. Just as he was about
to fall asleep, he felt a presence coming towards him.
"Hey Shikamaru!" the presence yelled cherrfully.
"Hello Kiba." he replied, eyes still close, not even turning around
to pay him full attention.
"How's the wedding plans going with Hinata? Women can be so troublesome"
he asked as he finally opened his eyes and gave him his attention.
"News travels fast in Konohagakure huh?" Kiba asked as he scratched the
back of Akamaru's head as the dog let out a cherrful bark beside him.
"Yes it does."
"Well that's why I came here. Me and Hinata would be honor if you would
come." He handed him a little invantation.
"Its March 30. Fill free to bring a date."
Shikamaru looked down to hide his deep blushing.
"Why am I blushing?" he asked himself. But he knew it was stupid to
wonder because he already knew the answer. Because as soon as Kiba
Confessions From An UchihaConfessions From An Uchiha8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Confessions From Sasuke to Naruto
1. I forgave you when you switched all my blue shirts to orange. I mean I stopped punching after Sakura showed up. That's not too bad right?
2. I play into your stupid pranks now, just so you can get them over with and bother some one else.
3. When you begged for my sweets during lunch period, purposely brought more for you... Even though after that all the girls thought I loved super sugar cookies ((Eww))
4. I've resisted the urge to set you hair on fire. Though I think it would be funny to see you run around in circles.
5. I pretended to like the party you threw when you found out it was my birthday. Really is blue that hard a color to find? You had all the decorations orange!
6. I let you talk me in to that wild goose chase over Kakashi's mask. (( I still want to see if he was beaver teeth.))
7. I don't throw away all those ramen packages anymore. They can be really useful when it comes to shrunken practice.
8. I stopped throwing
My Gaara Lee story. Gaara rubbed his head. He almost couldn't remember what had happened. A flash. An explosion. He looked around. It looked as if nothing strange had taken place. People were starting to stare so Gaara turned away.My Gaara Lee story.9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
As he was walking Gaara noticed every one had looked as if they had grown shorter. What had happened? Gaara was in Konoha. He was to do a mission with others from the village including his brother Kankuro. He scratched his head and stopped dead in his tracks.
His hair was silky and strait. What HAD happened?
"Fuzzy Brow!" Gaara heard a voice yell. Gaara turned around to see Naruto running towards him. Gaara didn't react because as usual he expected his sand to block Naruto form coming too close. He called me fuzzy brow, Gaara thought to him self, why?
No sand came out. No barrier formed. Instead Naruto grabbed Gaara by the arm.
"Fuzzy brow come on! We're gonna be late!" N