Nicktoons NerdNicktoons NerdNicktoons Nerd5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Parody of Teenage Dream
Turn on Nick
And just what do I see?
Enough of the live-action
Please tell me, where are my Nicktoons at? At?
Instead of Spongebob
I watch Adventure
Time. Where's T.U.F.F Puppy?
Screw Fanboy & Chum Chum
While I wait for Sheen.
I'll break the oldies out. Out.
Let's watch all the DP episodes
No regrets, just Doug.
We can watch until we die
You and I
We'll be young forever
You make me
Feel like I'm such a Nicktoons Nerd.
When El Tigre comes on
I can't sleep
Let's watch Hey Arnold
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back
My heart stops
When CatDog comes on
This episode's the best
This is real
Let's watch all night
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back
We grab some chalk
Watch Rocket Power on the beach
Got a motel and
Invader Zim on the tele
As Told by Ginger,
This is our modern life.
Let's watch all the DP episodes
No regrets, just Doug.
We can watch until
Know Your Stars-Wolfy NormKnow Your Stars-Wolfy Norm10 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Nar: Know your stars…Know your stars…Know your stars. Norm. He’s a 70-bazillion year old genie.
Norm: Um, I’m only 50,oo thanks.
Nar: Sure you are. Norm. He has really bad dandruff and stinky feet.
Norm: Yo dude, you see any flakes? And as to the feet *waves smoky tail* I don’t have any.
Nar: Uh-hu, then why does your credit card report say you bought a case of shampoo and “smell-be-gone” last month?
Norm: And you would know what my credit report says…how?
Nar *covering cough* : Norm. He’s the tree-hugging mayor of Canada.
Norm *standing up*: I AM NOT!
Nar *sarcastically* : sure you are, you tree hugging, smelly, flaky, old guy.
Norm: I am not the mayor of Canada! Canada must die!
Nar: Uh-hu. What’re you going to do about it flaky?
Norm *growling* : I’d watch it if I were you…
Nar *mocking* : Oh look at me, I’m Norm, mayor of Canada. Fear my smelly feet, and old guy antics.
Norm: I mean it…
Cartoon Rap Battles(This is just for fun.)Cartoon Rap Battles2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Cartoon Rap Battles!!
Let's make this quick
I have a tune-up at noon.
Speaking of which
It seems that you'll need one pretty soon!
So you're that Sari chick, I see
The girl with that bright shiny key
Who used it to upgrade yourself to be
...absent for most of Season 3
Although I can relate to you
Since, at times, we have parental issues
At least my Mom built me
unlike your so-called "daddy"!
Oh you think your family's fine?
8 of your sisters were put offline
At least my dad calls me by my name,
You can do all these amazing things
yet you can't dish out a decent rap?
Why don't you transform into an outhouse
since you're so full of crap!
Damn, what's up with that voice of yours!?
It would sound better coming out of a small horse!
I saved the world more alone than you have with your "friends"
Now that I've said that, it's clear now how this rap ends...
Who will be next?
I'm not reall
Where Have You Been?O God,Where Have You Been?5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Where have you been?
Why did you leave me,
When I needed you most?
Do you not truly care?
You would never forsake me
Where did you go?
Did you not hear me,
When my heart cried out to you?
Was your ear deaf?
Are you void of feeling?
Do you not see these tears on my face?
Oh, why did you leave me?
Why did you leave?
Where have you been?
Why did you leave me?
Do you not know
How much I truly care?
I would never forsake you
I was always right there
I heard you,
When you cried out in your anguish
My ear heard every word
My heart broke for you
I shed tears along with you
I never left you
Rather, you left me
Vampires Mina Harper sat in her desk, drawing doodles into her notebook. She was supposed to be making a list of things she liked to do, in order to complete a project her teacher was talking the class through.Vampires4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The attention of the rest of her classmates stood in the front of the room, where all the desks faced, preaching about jobs and all the possibilities. Mina wasn't paying any attention. Nor did she really care.
Doodles in her notebook explained to anyone with a clue what she would rather be doing. And only being seven years old at this rate, she didn't understand much. Like why her best friend wanted her to hide what he truly was. Was he embarrassed? She tried over and over again to assure him that he could be a number of things, and she'd never think differently about him.
Her teacher began asking students what they wanted to be when they grew up. There were a number of
Mary Sue - Gary Stu TestLet's get one thing very clear: there is no score that will automatically 'make' a character a Mary Sue/Gary Stu, a high score only indicates that there might be a problem with a character. This test is for people who are worried that their characters might be Mary Sues/Gary Stus; the intention is to help people to improve their characters, NOT to make people feel bad about them. So if you like your character, that's the important thing. But if you're worried about your character, and are unsure if they need further work or not, hopefully this can help.Mary Sue - Gary Stu Test4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Mary Sue/Gary Stu test:
 They have a rare hair/fur colour
 Their eyes are an unusual colour
 This happens to be red
 Their eyes change colour
 (if a female) they have large boobs
 (if a male) they are very muscular
 They are very attractive to the opposite gender
 They are very attractive to the same gender
 They have lots of friends/no friends
 They have an unusual/unrealistic pet
 They have a guardian
Prepared to Let Go (Mom!Reader x Kids!Various)Prepared to Let Go (Mom!Reader x Kids!Various)11 months ago in Humor More Like This
Getting ready for school!
“Connie!” You shouted jamming the cotton material his way . “Put it on!”
“No!” He slapped your hands away.
“Connie, honey, please you have to wear the hat. It’s cold outside, You can take it off as soon as we get to the school. Do it for mommy.”
Connie turned away from you and crossed his arms.
“No, I don’t wanna.” He pouted.
You sighed and ran your hands over your face for the millionth time that day.Today was a big day. This was the day all seven of your boys were starting school for the first time. They were all enrolling Shiganshina elementary.Of course you were a nervous wreck, this was the first time in a LONG time you would be apart from them for more than a couple of hours. People might say you were too attached to your boys, but you didn’t care. You almost always craved their company, so much that you kept them out of preschool just so you could prolong that company yo
My Best FriendJesusMy Best Friend5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
My best friend
My dearest friend
Always there for me
Whenever I need you
You take me under your wing,
When the world turns its back on me.
My best friend
My truest friend
You never fail me
I can always trust you.
Though the world is full of lies,
I know I can depend on you.
My best friend
My sweetest friend
You are my Savior
You gave your life for me.
You suffered unheard-of pain,
So that my own pain may be healed.
My sweet brother
You look out for me.
When I haven't the strength,
You lift me up in your arms,
And you will never let me go.
Notable Nostalgia CartoonsNotable Nostalgia Cartoons4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Ed, Edd, n' Eddy
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Tom and Jerry
Chip and Dale
Baby Looney Tunes
Gumby & Pokey
Justice League [Unlimited]
Puffy Ami Yumi Show
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Ren & Stimpy
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
Rocko's Modern Life
Woody Woodpecker & Friends
Aaahh!!! Real Monsters
All Grown Up [Rugrats]
My Gym Partner's a Monkey
2 Stupid Dogs
Tiny Toon Adventures
Pinky & The Brain
Looney Toons Unleashed
Mike, Lu, & Og
Cow & Chicken
Super Duper Sumos
I am Weasel
Brandy & Mr. Whiskers
Oh,Sweet Child of Mine(Mom!Reader x Child!Various)Oh,Sweet Child of Mine(Mom!Reader x Child!Various)11 months ago in Humor More Like This
You are awaken to the feel of someone's pudgy finger repeatedly poking your cheek.
You open your eyes slowly, squinting slightly trying to make sense of what was happening.
The first thing you see is short, dark hair and green eyes.
Immediately knowing who it was,You grabbed hold of his finger, seizing his poking.
Bertolt’s forest green orbs flicked to your (e/c) ones as he sucked on his thumb.
“Hi, momma.” He mumbled grinning a little.
You look at him for a while ,then smiled slightly while you propped yourself up on one arm.
“Hey baby,” You said groggily. “Why, are you poking mommy?”
“Oh, um...” Bertolt grin faltered slightly “We made a mess in the kitchen.”
Your eyes widened and you bolted up in the bed almost knocking Bertolt off in the process.
You slipped on your house shoes and tied your robe around your waist, while making your way down the stai
-Safe and Sound-Sick jolts of pain explode within kneecaps as they slam against concrete. Wet. Cold. Somethings crackling, somethings running up and down his spine as he collapses, something tingles and stings and lights up the corner of his eye beyond the squeezed-shut eyelid, sending amber waves of pain through his head-Safe and Sound-8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Cant move. He just lays there for a year or two, feels the hours drag by with all the speed and mercy of a killing winter or epidemic - or maybe theyre minutes, or only seconds, he just cant tell, cant think straight from the lingering pain from all over his body, feels like hes been squeezed to the point of buckling bones and surrendering tissue, past the breaking point. His head throbs, feels fragilely volatile, as if it would simultaneously explode and implode if something so much as touched it. But at the same time feels as if somethings missing his head is a network of precious, damaged gears and cogs and o
The Human Species Ch. 47 - Burdened Elder LugiaThe Human Species Ch. 47 - Burdened Elder Lugia3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Time was moving very slowly for Lucario. Lying deep underground he had no idea whether it was day or night, and had decided to record the passage of time by counting how often the legendaries would come out to take a break from their meeting. So far, he was up to 0.
"Sorry, but you cannot follow," Celebi had told him before going into the passage leading into the main chambers, one he was not allowed to enter, "Your presence would ruin the entire purpose behind a legendary meeting."
Lucario groaned as he turned to his side and subconsciously sniffed in the air, still not used to the odd aroma emanating from the sprouts he was lying on. The plants were bulky and nearly as uncomfortable as the rocky ground might have been, but Celebi had insisted that she would only grow what did not require sunlight so that they could live beyond her visit. Lucario sighed, realizing that the livelihood of a few plants were more important to her than his and her sister's comfort.
"Another round?" Zerobi
Titans: Legacies 1Titans: LegaciesTitans: Legacies 17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Chapter 1: Marshaling of Forces
Disclaimer: The majority of the characters that will appear in this do not belong to me; they belong to DC Comics as people in the employ of DC Comics created them for and licensed them to DC Comics. I make no monetary profit whatsoever.
Authors note: This is going to be more than a simple next-generation story. Its going to take a look at legacies, because face it DC Comics characters, heroic or villainous, are based in legacies. Although DC editorial will never let it happen, the fact remains that many characters in the DCU cannot remain in their current roles forever. Eventually, they will have to move up or move on and thus this story is going to look at the future of the DCU through the eyes of the younger generations, who have grown into their own and are now preparing to take the reins from their predecessors.
If you notice that there are things that seem different from
Double PrejudiceThis is a story that will most likely ruffle a few feathers, but it's one I feel must be told, for my heart's sake if nothing else. Before we delve into this, I advise you in advance to read this thoroughly, from the beginning to the end, before you pass any form of judgment.Double Prejudice3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
When I was little, I used to think the word "gay" only stood for "joy" or "lightheartedness." Then, of course, as I got older, when the window of innocence was shattered, it took on an entirely new meaning. You're probably thinking this is one of those "coming out of the closet" stories, but quite the opposite is true.
I am not gay.
Loving someone of the same gender never once crossed my mind. In fact, to this very day, I've never fully understood how that was even possible. Whenever I ask someone, the only answer I get runs along the lines of, "That's just the way they are. They were born that way." As if being gay were as natural as a bird flying or a fish swimming.
In my case, it wasn't that much of a deal unti
Toons Unite: Clash of NicktoonToons Unite Clash Of NicktoonsToons Unite: Clash of Nicktoon8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
After school, Danny, Sam, and Tucker heard about the school prom tomorrow, ''I need a date to the school prom'' said Danny, "How about you ask me there?'' said Sam, ''Really?'' said Tucker, ''I don't know Tucker, I would choose Sam'', ''If I were Sam, I would choose Dash'', ''What do you mean?'', ''Dash would take her because...'', ''Tucker, Dash is not my problem, he would choose Paulina or Valerie, or even Star''. ''Wait, Valerie? Paulina?'' questioned Sam, ''Of course, I think I would either choose you or Paulina or Valerie'' said Danny, ''What? It has to be me'', ''What? Ok, its my decission for a date to this school prom'', ''Of course it is''.
Skulker heard about it and on the hunt again, ''Ghost child going to a school prom'' said Skulker, ''I need an idea to break the ghost child and that girl, I got it, break em' apart'', ''but I need somebody as a good use, like the box ghost'', ''Me?'' said the Box Ghost and he had an idea to break Danny and Sa
When Heros Collide Part 1When Heros Collide Part 19 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Dad, how long until we get to New York City?" Danny asked impatiently. "We're almost there, Danny," his mother, Maddie, said from the driver's seat. "Just be patient." Danny sighed. After being trapped in the Fenton Family Assult Vehicle...erm, I mean, an RV, for three days with his bratty, 16-year-old sister, Jazz, and his crazy, ghost-hunting parents, Danny was anything but patient. For months, the Fenton family had planned on taking a family vacation, but ghost-hunting kept on getting in the way. Once, they had tried to take a ghost-free camping trip, but a bratty ghost named Youngblood [Who is the cutest thing ever!!!] had followed them and almost killed Danny's parents. Now, they were taking a trip to New York City, and so far, no ghosts had followed them. Or so they thought...
"Haley, why are you in my room?" Jake Long asked. Jake had just gotten back from skate-boarding with his two best friends, Trixie and Spud, and found his little sister rummaging though his room. "Looking f
Playmate: 14 year oldsPlaymate Part 3Playmate: 14 year olds9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Hey, Sasuke?" Fourteen-year-old Naruto asked as he looked up from the book he was pretending to read.
"What, dumbass?" Sasuke didn't bother looking up from his book. His tone held no real annoyance just a muted curiosity.
"Have you ever kissed anyone?" The blond propped his elbow on the table and rested his chin in his hand.
Sasuke's head shot up at the question, his eyebrows drawing together in irritation at his friend's question. Naruto's blue eyes looked at him in mild curiosity, looking for the entire world like some innocent little kid. Sasuke wondered how the blond could still have that quality after everything that had happened.
"What are you talking about, idiot? We're supposed to be studying." Sasuke fought down the blush that wanted to turn his entire face red.
"I know that, jackass. I just wanted to know if you've ever kissed anyone, or if anyone's ever kissed you?"
TGP-Nurse's Office"C'mon, Rory," Kurt said, helping me pick myself up off of the gym floor. "Let's get you to the nurse."TGP-Nurse's Office3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I managed to stand on my own two feet and followed him out, still holding my nose. "That game isn't very fun," I said quietly, my accent warping through the blood.
He looked back at me and nodded. "It's just used as a humiliation tactic. It's like a modern day stoning." He looked almost disgusted.
I nodded slightly, thinking about it. It sure hurt like a stoning, even if they were just rubber balls. Those girls were brutal. Especially Santana.
"Why is she so mean?" I asked as we reached the office, rubbing my arm with my free hand, suddenly wishing I had my jacket.
"Huh, she's not here," Kurt said to himself, looking around. He turned to me. "You mean Satan? I mean Santana?"
I smiled a bit, not sure if he meant to do that or not.
"Here, why don't you sit down?" He gestured to a chair. I did and he sat down next to me.
"As ridiculous as it sounds, it's lack of confidence," he e
Mine and Yours: Chapter 3Mine and Yours: Chapter 311 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
With a loud and overexagerrated yawn, Naruto frowned at the barely lit sky. "Why do we have to travel so early? I'm still tired!"
Their sensei seemed not to have heard at all, his attention divided evenly between walking....and his dirty book.
Sakura however, turned grumpily to her teammate. "Naruto, shut up! You should've gotten more sleep last night then!"
At this, the blond smirked at the other boy of Team 7. "Hmph. I would've, 'cept Sasuke-teme snores waaay too loudly!"
Sasuke hid an amused smirk, merely looking ahead. His devoted female teammate, however, did not take this comment so lightly.
"Naruto-baka! That's what you get for making fun of Sasuke-kun!" She glowered at the fuming blond, then glanced affectionately towards the impassive Uchiha.
Rather than get hit again, the kitsune moved away from the tempermental ninja, and opted instead to walk a few paces behind the Uchiha. After a few minutes of nothing but walking, his lips widened into a grin again, hands held beh
Something About Shika pt. 1Something About Shika pt. 110 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
There's Something About Shika - Take 1
Those were the only sounds heard and repeated from the dark haired Chuunin shinobi on the left of the four man group. What group you may wonder? If you have never heard the anime "Naruto", one would think that such a collection of boys would be most "freakish" indeed.
However, that person would of course be either punched to pulp or sympathesized by my fellow Narutards in this world. So, for the sake of non-violence, let's educate them, shall we? ^^
On the left walking towards the village, the man emitting the strange boring sounds with his sexy dark hair tied up tight in a spiky pony tail is the ever bored Nara Shikamaru, currently Chuunin level in the Konoha village. On his right, is his faithful friend, Akimichi Chouji, who could either smash you to bits in seconds or eat you up in seconds. You decide. On Chouji's right is the ever boasting a
NU: YFE: The Ultimate SpongeYour Future EnemyNU: YFE: The Ultimate Sponge7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The Ultimate Sponge
Everything was dark at first until SpongeBob opened his eyes to see what happened to him.
Huh? SpongeBob wondered as he looked around. He saw he was now in what looked like an auditorium that was full of teens for an assembly, and he was sitting by none other than Sam and Tucker. Sam, Tucker. SpongeBob said happily. Thank goodness youre here. Wheres Danny?
But before they could answer, Mr. Lancer was on stage announcing, Youre future is not carved in stone, people. But it may be carved with a number 2 pencil.
Sam and Tucker just groaned, Oh, please.
SpongeBob just looked at them oddly. Uh guys? Whats going on here?
Werent you listening, SpongeBob? Sam asked as she looked down at SpongeBob from the chair behind him.
Yeah, Tucker also said next to him. It happens to be the most important test of your lifetime.
Danny Phantom: Unplugged ch. 2Danny Phantom: Unplugged ch. 27 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Last time on Danny Phantom: Unplugged
Danny gasped quietly. Whoever this person was, they knew his secret.
Danny jumped out of his seat and stood next to his chair.
He glared silently, daring whoever was possessing his computer to make their next move. He took a battle stance ready to attack or if necessary, retreat.
Danny tensed at a mechanical sound indicating the strange cursor had returned.
It beeped again and moved the vertical line quickly to the right leaving a trail of words behind it.
The Matrix has you Danny
Danny cocked his head. What the heck was the Matrix, and how did it have him?
Very funny Tuck. he said taking a step forward. No longer feeling tense, he sat down and reached for his cell phone. The plastic felt cool to the touch as he flipped it open and pressed 4. Tuckers PDA.
He held the phone to his ear and counted the rings. I cant believe
DP402 The Darkness Within-2(Its early morning, but still dark; Danny Phantom is seen flying from GIW copters, all after him)DP402 The Darkness Within-28 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Danny: (Deep, aggressive voice) You bozos cant stop me! Not as long as Im stronger than ever! Ill rip Vlad in half... and that Johnson kid isnt out of trouble either.
Agent O: Danny Phantom! Surrender at once.
Danny: Give me a break. (Lands) Theres not human or ghost that can stop- (As Danny speaks, the Sun rises and instantly, his body starts smoking and he is kneeling in pain; scream in pain)
(The GIW are just as confused)
Agent O: Maybe this isnt Danny Phantom after all.
Agent K: How many other ghost kids are there?
(Somehow, a part of Dannys costume extends an reaches into an alley and pulls him in)
Agent O: Howd he do that?!
(As Danny seems unconscious, the three circle him in fear and confusion; he awakes)