Nicktoons NerdNicktoons NerdNicktoons Nerd4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Parody of Teenage Dream
Turn on Nick
And just what do I see?
Enough of the live-action
Please tell me, where are my Nicktoons at? At?
Instead of Spongebob
I watch Adventure
Time. Where's T.U.F.F Puppy?
Screw Fanboy & Chum Chum
While I wait for Sheen.
I'll break the oldies out. Out.
Let's watch all the DP episodes
No regrets, just Doug.
We can watch until we die
You and I
We'll be young forever
You make me
Feel like I'm such a Nicktoons Nerd.
When El Tigre comes on
I can't sleep
Let's watch Hey Arnold
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back
My heart stops
When CatDog comes on
This episode's the best
This is real
Let's watch all night
And don't ever look back
Don't ever look back
We grab some chalk
Watch Rocket Power on the beach
Got a motel and
Invader Zim on the tele
As Told by Ginger,
This is our modern life.
Let's watch all the DP episodes
No regrets, just Doug.
We can watch until
Where Have You Been?O God,Where Have You Been?5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Where have you been?
Why did you leave me,
When I needed you most?
Do you not truly care?
You would never forsake me
Where did you go?
Did you not hear me,
When my heart cried out to you?
Was your ear deaf?
Are you void of feeling?
Do you not see these tears on my face?
Oh, why did you leave me?
Why did you leave?
Where have you been?
Why did you leave me?
Do you not know
How much I truly care?
I would never forsake you
I was always right there
I heard you,
When you cried out in your anguish
My ear heard every word
My heart broke for you
I shed tears along with you
I never left you
Rather, you left me
Prepared to Let Go (Mom!Reader x Kids!Various)Prepared to Let Go (Mom!Reader x Kids!Various)7 months ago in Humor More Like This
Getting ready for school!
“Connie!” You shouted jamming the cotton material his way . “Put it on!”
“No!” He slapped your hands away.
“Connie, honey, please you have to wear the hat. It’s cold outside, You can take it off as soon as we get to the school. Do it for mommy.”
Connie turned away from you and crossed his arms.
“No, I don’t wanna.” He pouted.
You sighed and ran your hands over your face for the millionth time that day.Today was a big day. This was the day all seven of your boys were starting school for the first time. They were all enrolling Shiganshina elementary.Of course you were a nervous wreck, this was the first time in a LONG time you would be apart from them for more than a couple of hours. People might say you were too attached to your boys, but you didn’t care. You almost always craved their company, so much that you kept them out of preschool just so you could prolong that company yo
Mary Sue - Gary Stu TestLet's get one thing very clear: there is no score that will automatically 'make' a character a Mary Sue/Gary Stu, a high score only indicates that there might be a problem with a character. This test is for people who are worried that their characters might be Mary Sues/Gary Stus; the intention is to help people to improve their characters, NOT to make people feel bad about them. So if you like your character, that's the important thing. But if you're worried about your character, and are unsure if they need further work or not, hopefully this can help.Mary Sue - Gary Stu Test4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Mary Sue/Gary Stu test:
 They have a rare hair/fur colour
 Their eyes are an unusual colour
 This happens to be red
 Their eyes change colour
 (if a female) they have large boobs
 (if a male) they are very muscular
 They are very attractive to the opposite gender
 They are very attractive to the same gender
 They have lots of friends/no friends
 They have an unusual/unrealistic pet
 They have a guardian
Cartoon Rap Battles(This is just for fun.)Cartoon Rap Battles1 year ago in Humor More Like This
Cartoon Rap Battles!!
Let's make this quick
I have a tune-up at noon.
Speaking of which
It seems that you'll need one pretty soon!
So you're that Sari chick, I see
The girl with that bright shiny key
Who used it to upgrade yourself to be
...absent for most of Season 3
Although I can relate to you
Since, at times, we have parental issues
At least my Mom built me
unlike your so-called "daddy"!
Oh you think your family's fine?
8 of your sisters were put offline
At least my dad calls me by my name,
You can do all these amazing things
yet you can't dish out a decent rap?
Why don't you transform into an outhouse
since you're so full of crap!
Damn, what's up with that voice of yours!?
It would sound better coming out of a small horse!
I saved the world more alone than you have with your "friends"
Now that I've said that, it's clear now how this rap ends...
Who will be next?
I'm not reall
Double PrejudiceThis is a story that will most likely ruffle a few feathers, but it's one I feel must be told, for my heart's sake if nothing else. Before we delve into this, I advise you in advance to read this thoroughly, from the beginning to the end, before you pass any form of judgment.Double Prejudice2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
When I was little, I used to think the word "gay" only stood for "joy" or "lightheartedness." Then, of course, as I got older, when the window of innocence was shattered, it took on an entirely new meaning. You're probably thinking this is one of those "coming out of the closet" stories, but quite the opposite is true.
I am not gay.
Loving someone of the same gender never once crossed my mind. In fact, to this very day, I've never fully understood how that was even possible. Whenever I ask someone, the only answer I get runs along the lines of, "That's just the way they are. They were born that way." As if being gay were as natural as a bird flying or a fish swimming.
In my case, it wasn't that much of a deal unti
My Best FriendJesusMy Best Friend5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
My best friend
My dearest friend
Always there for me
Whenever I need you
You take me under your wing,
When the world turns its back on me.
My best friend
My truest friend
You never fail me
I can always trust you.
Though the world is full of lies,
I know I can depend on you.
My best friend
My sweetest friend
You are my Savior
You gave your life for me.
You suffered unheard-of pain,
So that my own pain may be healed.
My sweet brother
You look out for me.
When I haven't the strength,
You lift me up in your arms,
And you will never let me go.
Mina's Lost Memories"Mina, sweet Mina..." a voice whispered in the night. I tossed a bit in my sleep, as if it suddenly got colder.Mina's Lost Memories3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Dad, why are you in my room?" I asked irritated, but sleepily. I heard a laughter that was awfully familiar.
"Of course you wouldn't remember me. But I remember you..." the voice whispered again. "Don't vorry, you'll remember soon...very soon..."
Something kissed my cheek so softly i wasn't sure if it was lips or just a slight breeze. I opened my eyes drowsily,
but my vision was so blurry i couldn't see who it was. The person looked at me, sighed, then turned away without another word, disappearing in a cloud of smoke.
"Wait..." I mumbled desperately, only to have a wave of tiredness wash over me again. I fell back onto my pillow, sleeping as if i had never woken...
That was 6 months ago.
I was doodling in my notebook in the middle of class, of werewolves and vampires, mostly. Math was a horrible subject, and i didn't even bother learning it.
The teacher stopped bothering wi
Oh,Sweet Child of Mine(Mom!Reader x Child!Various)Oh,Sweet Child of Mine(Mom!Reader x Child!Various)7 months ago in Humor More Like This
You are awaken to the feel of someone's pudgy finger repeatedly poking your cheek.
You open your eyes slowly, squinting slightly trying to make sense of what was happening.
The first thing you see is short, dark hair and green eyes.
Immediately knowing who it was,You grabbed hold of his finger, seizing his poking.
Bertolt’s forest green orbs flicked to your (e/c) ones as he sucked on his thumb.
“Hi, momma.” He mumbled grinning a little.
You look at him for a while ,then smiled slightly while you propped yourself up on one arm.
“Hey baby,” You said groggily. “Why, are you poking mommy?”
“Oh, um...” Bertolt grin faltered slightly “We made a mess in the kitchen.”
Your eyes widened and you bolted up in the bed almost knocking Bertolt off in the process.
You slipped on your house shoes and tied your robe around your waist, while making your way down the stai
Naruto and the Kyuubi Ch. 1Sakura outstretched her arms as the sun shined upon her face, creating a beautiful shade of orange. She turns to see a photo of her younger self, posing with Naruto, Sasuke, and Kakashi. She sighs as she continues to stare at the photo. Sasuke died two years ago during the Orochimaru power period, and the last time Sakura saw Naruto was a couple months ago.Naruto and the Kyuubi Ch. 18 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
She got dressed into an outfit that consisted of a tight red t-shirt with tight blue jeans and the usual ninja belt. This casual outfit was worn due to the fact that she had no missions that day. Sakura strolled towards Tsunade's office in order to ask for more training, mainly because she had not been trained since her advancement to the Jounin level.
As Sakura was about to enter, the door flew open and caused Sakura to cry out in suprise. She was forced to back up as a random person ran out the door with a large stack of papers. The papers looked like they would keep a person busy for weeks! When Sakura peeked into the room, she s
DP401 The Darkness WithinThe Darkness WithinDP401 The Darkness Within7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Title Screen Caption:"Unleash Your Darkside!"
(Scene opens with the stars in the sky; pan to the bottom to see Danny, Sam and Tucker watching the night sky on a hill; Tucker dozes off and sleeps until Sam punches his shoulder to wake him up)
Danny: Life is good.
(We see they are holding hands)
Tucker: So... since I had to give up my mayoral status seeing as how it ruins my personal life... the world knows your secret... whats next?
Danny: Ill tell you. First, Sam and I are going to stay together for a long time. Ill be right back, I have some other business to take care of. (Goes ghost and flies off)
Tucker: Wheres he going?
Sam: (Smiling) Getting a new addition to his family.
Tucker: Is his mom pregnant? (Sam sighs in anger)
(After a while, he sees a pink car driving up the hill; he lands in front and driving the car is Jazz an
My Gaara Lee story. Gaara rubbed his head. He almost couldn't remember what had happened. A flash. An explosion. He looked around. It looked as if nothing strange had taken place. People were starting to stare so Gaara turned away.My Gaara Lee story.8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
As he was walking Gaara noticed every one had looked as if they had grown shorter. What had happened? Gaara was in Konoha. He was to do a mission with others from the village including his brother Kankuro. He scratched his head and stopped dead in his tracks.
His hair was silky and strait. What HAD happened?
"Fuzzy Brow!" Gaara heard a voice yell. Gaara turned around to see Naruto running towards him. Gaara didn't react because as usual he expected his sand to block Naruto form coming too close. He called me fuzzy brow, Gaara thought to him self, why?
No sand came out. No barrier formed. Instead Naruto grabbed Gaara by the arm.
"Fuzzy brow come on! We're gonna be late!" N
Notable Nostalgia CartoonsNotable Nostalgia Cartoons4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Ed, Edd, n' Eddy
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Tom and Jerry
Chip and Dale
Baby Looney Tunes
Gumby & Pokey
Justice League [Unlimited]
Puffy Ami Yumi Show
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Ren & Stimpy
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
Rocko's Modern Life
Woody Woodpecker & Friends
Aaahh!!! Real Monsters
All Grown Up [Rugrats]
My Gym Partner's a Monkey
2 Stupid Dogs
Tiny Toon Adventures
Pinky & The Brain
Looney Toons Unleashed
Mike, Lu, & Og
Cow & Chicken
Super Duper Sumos
I am Weasel
Brandy & Mr. Whiskers
DP Story: Fight to the DeathDP Story: Fight to the Death6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Fight to the Death
Rating: K or K+ either way I'm implying death, graphical scenes and perhaps some cussing. Swearing will be kept down to a minimum...
There will be warnings if anything goes over that level.
The robed figure in front of me glowed with unearthly power. Fear washed over me as his large green eyes glared right through my soul. My ghostly life force started to ebb away. My vision blurred as my ghostly body weighed heavily. Tiredness swept over me and I hit some kind of ground as my sight was filled with the swirling purple sky.
My mind began to loose focus and somehow I knew I was dying. Too tired to fight the cliché flashbacks that flickered before me. My family, my friends and all the people I ever known smiled down on me. Then I saw my late grandmother. She smiled warmly down and reached out with her soft crinkly hand.
I hadnt seen her since I was a child and had always looked up to her. She was here now
Mine and Yours: Chapter 2Mine and Yours: Chapter 211 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Snapping open his drooping eyelids, Sasuke glanced to the side at his blond-haired teammate. Smirking, he noted Naruto's quiet snores and a small bit of drool seeping out from the corner of his lips.
His lovely lips.
Perfectly pink; warm and soft and-
Shaking his head, Sasuke mentally berated himself. He couldn't be thinking that. It'd be embarrassing if the ninja had caught him staring. Sneaking another glance, the Uchiha then allowed himself a very quiet sigh. And yet, he found a sort of fulfillment in being around the hyperactive ninja. Everything about him was just so starkly different from everyone else he knew.
Sakura, for example, was nice of course. But she practically gushed bubbly infatuation like a water hose. And was constantly fawning over him, finding no fault within the raven-haired boy at all. Sometimes, it just made even the mighty Uchiha cringe...
And that went for just about every other pubescent female in Konohagakure. They had him chained to a dais, an
Nightmare-KuroFaiNightmares- KuroFaiNightmare-KuroFai7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Kurogane! Fais scream was lost in the wind as he desperately grabbed for Kuroganes falling hands. Fais tears fell, down into darkness, following Kurogane. He felt a strong grip on his arms, and heard Kuros voice, calling his name.
Fais eyes opened, tears falling down his tear stained cheeks, he looked up at Kurogane.
What's the matter? he asked his voice toneless. Fais lips trembled, his eyes looking scared. He swallowed hard.
Kuro .gane his voice trembled, shaking hands reached up, placing his hands slightly over Kuroganes shoulders, pulling himself towards him, burying his tear stained face into Kuroganes chest. Kuroganes eyes widened in surprise, a slight blush in embarrassment, none the less, his arms encircled the blonde protectively, bringing them both to a sitting position. As he held the shakin
Happy Ending ShikaIno style"Hmmm..." Shikamaru though to himself. He was laying down under hisHappy Ending ShikaIno style8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
favorite tree,looking at the cloudy blue sky. Just as he was about
to fall asleep, he felt a presence coming towards him.
"Hey Shikamaru!" the presence yelled cherrfully.
"Hello Kiba." he replied, eyes still close, not even turning around
to pay him full attention.
"How's the wedding plans going with Hinata? Women can be so troublesome"
he asked as he finally opened his eyes and gave him his attention.
"News travels fast in Konohagakure huh?" Kiba asked as he scratched the
back of Akamaru's head as the dog let out a cherrful bark beside him.
"Yes it does."
"Well that's why I came here. Me and Hinata would be honor if you would
come." He handed him a little invantation.
"Its March 30. Fill free to bring a date."
Shikamaru looked down to hide his deep blushing.
"Why am I blushing?" he asked himself. But he knew it was stupid to
wonder because he already knew the answer. Because as soon as Kiba
Rocking NicktoonsAfter making the Avatar series finale, Aang was beat. He felt rather tired and wanted to settle down with his now-girlfriend, Katara. But he also felt he should show Nick how happy he was to work with them. He was lounging in the Nicktoons Lounge at the Nick Animation Studios, thinking of what to do, when SpongeBob Squarepants walked in. He greeted Aang with an enthusiastic "Hi" and Aang did the same. Then Aang spoke up.Rocking Nicktoons6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Hey SpongeBob, do you ever feel we should do something for Nickelodeon?"
"Oh, come on, Aang," SpongeBob replied as he bought a flavored bottled water from the vending machine. "We do things for Nick everyday: we give them great entertainment that kids around the world can't get enough of."
"No, I mean, give something back to Nick. Like, throw a party or a celebration of sorts."
SpongeBob gave Aang's idea some thought. "You know, that is a good idea. Nick has actually never thrown a fiesta for past and present Nicktoons; why don't run that by the management?"
The Alien, The Mouse and The PlumberIn a raining day at Mickey's house, Mickey and Mario are both playing "Super Smash Bros." and Pluto is cheering them up.The Alien, The Mouse and The Plumber3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"I'll win this time, Mario!" Mickey said.
"You think so?", Mario replied.
Upon their 'battle', they are visited my Minnie and greets to them, especially to Mickey: "Mickey, Hello". Mickey is now only focusing to beat Mario, while Mario is replying Minnie with "Hi, Minnie."
"I'm so exciting about tonight, aren't you?", Minnie asks to Mickey.
"Minnie, do you want to lose me against Mario?" Mickey replies to Minnie, thinking, he is helping Mario.
"I beat him four times in a row", explains Mario
Minnie, now a bit angry and disappointed, anwseres "Maybe Oh, Mickey Mouse! You forgot it, didn't you?!"
"Oh, no. I wouldn't forget it about what?", Mickey askes confused to Minnie.
"Of our anniversary!" she replies sighly.
"Aha, anniversary of what?", Mickey askes again.
"of Super Smash Bros.?" answered Mario randomly, because he was focusing in the
South Park - Tweek Tweak'Tweek Tweak'South Park - Tweek Tweak7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
And youre laughing out loud,
At the thought of being alive.
And I was wondering,
Could I just be you tonight?
Could I be you by Matchbox Twenty.
( Craigs POV)
Youre different from everyone else. Im not exactly sure how. I think you know that. I dont know if you mind.
I like it.
But thats not all
I like the colour of your hair.
Like that thick honey Ruby has for breakfast every morning. It always makes me think of your hair. The style too. All over the place and still cool. It suits you.
I like your eyes.
The same colour as the coffee you always drink. I used to think they were that way because of the coffee when I first noticed. I ate all my greens for a month on that theory. I thought green would match coffee better.
I like how tall you are.
Shorter than me, but not too much. You seem to fit with me when I hug you. I can look down a
Corpse Bride?Victor: ...Okay, that should do it. Now, I'll just practice putting the ring on the bride's finger.Corpse Bride?6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
*Victor places ring on branch, feels rumble from ground*
Victor: What the-
*Emily rises up from ground, Emily grabs Victor's arm*
Emily: At last, my groom!
Emily: We're married!
Victor: What are you talking about?
Emily: You put the ring on my finger. That means we're married.
Victor: Whoah, hey, I thought that was just a tree branch! I never meant to marry you!
Emily: Oh..... well, we're still married!
Victor: Ma'am, I'm already engaged to someone else! I can't-
Emily: You married me while you're engaged!? You disgusting little-
Victor: Look, I didn't come out here to get insulted by and married to a gross, decaying corpse!
Emily: Gross!? we're all of thirty seconds into our marriage and you bombard me with insults!? What kind of man are you!?
Victor: How can
The Power of Glue --SasuNaru--FlashbackThe Power of Glue --SasuNaru--8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Kakashi enters Tsunade's office holding a bottle. She grins at him.
"Got the glue?" He nods and holds up the bottle, which says 'Super Strength Wood Glue' on it.
In retrospect, he supposed that it probably wasn't really the best idea to do a jigsaw with Naruto.
Really, the only reason he had suggested it is because the idiot wouldn't leave him alone. All he had wanted was a day's peace! He had been out walking when the loud-mouthed brat had popped up out of nowhere and started yelling a mile a minute. Sasuke had tried to get him to leave and had even pointedly told him to get lost, but the idiot wouldn't take the hint. He had finally suggested doing a jigsaw puzzle just to shut Naruto up. To his extreme exasperation, Naruto had agreed. Sasuke had therefore led him to his fifth of town a.k.a. his house and invited him in. They had agreed