The Impossible Quiz: AnswersThe Impossible Quiz: Answers4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ ANSWERS! YOU CHEATING SWINE!
Answers in BOLD indicate Bomb questions.
1. Four (Count the holes in the words "A Polo" rather than counting the ONE hole in an actual Polo mint)
2. No, but a tin can (An old joke...)
3. K.O. (O.K. backwards)
4. Click "The Answer" in the question
5. Go around the sides of the flash and back in the other side.
6. Shallots (Shallots are small onions, and as it's a square root, the answer must be smaller)
7. An Elephant (The largest thing in real life)
8. Click the tick that appears just below the S and E.
9. The 2nd "That one" (The second answer is pointing to the third box, which was the last question's answer.)
10. False Teeth (Choose Food = Chews Food)
+ 1 SKIP!
11. n (The number 2 follows the word "December" first, and the letter 'n' follows second.)
12. Click the dot on the 'i' (it is the smallest blue dot there!)
13. F'taang (Well, they do kind of make that sound )
14. Torch (Lighter, as in visual light, not weight)
50 Awesome Chuck Norris Jokes1. Chuck Norris Was a Knight in King Arthurs Court. He was known as Sir Chandestroy50 Awesome Chuck Norris Jokes5 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
2. The chemical formula for the deadly cyanide ion is -CN. Chuck Norris has the same initials: This is no accident.
3. Chuck Norris, were he ever to fight himself in some strange space-time paradox, would always win. Period.
4. People invented the car to get away from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
5. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and hit himself in the back of the head And block it.
6. When Chuck Norris does push-ups, hes not pushing himself up, hes pushing the earth down.
7. In office settings, you should not ask Chuck Norris for a Three-Hole Punch.
8. Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
9. Chuck Norris had his tonsils removed with a
The Slender ManEver since I got to the run down little town where my Dad and my step-mom moved to, I've felt a tug in the back of my mind, drawing me towards the bush nearby. It was like a sweet voice just calling my name, wishing me to join it. For the first few months I ignored it, but it became stronger and stronger until everything else was drowned out. It controlled my thoughts during the day and flooded my dreams during the nightThe Slender Man5 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
I eventually succumbed to the desire and followed its call. I wandered through the bush, the voice getting louder and louder until I could bear it no longer. I fell to the ground screaming in pain. The voice abruptly stopped and I looked up in wonder and relief, curious as to where the voice had led me. I realized I was at the mouth of a cave. I looked around to see where I was and saw nothing but bush everywhere. Everything looked the same no matter where I turned. I panicked and tried to remember what I had been taught if your lost in the bush. My dad always said fin
Boys Like GirlsBoys Like Girls7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
You were my Thunder so I needed to make The Great Escape on a Holiday. I was Heels Over Head for you, now Im Learning To Fall because it was just Me, You, and My Medication. You were just a Dance Hall Drug, made me feel On Top Of the World, like we were Hero/Heroine, saving each other. Now its Five Minutes to Midnight and Im just a Broken Man.
Hetalia Drinking Game: AlliesAmerica Drinking GameHetalia Drinking Game: Allies2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Take a drink every time:
1. Use of "I'M THE HERO!"
2. A hamburger is mentioned/he is eating one
3. Florida is mentioned
4. He is paired with England (bonus if there's FrUk fans bitching in the comments)
5. He is paired with Japan
6. He is paired with Belarus
7. He is paired with Russia
8. Texas/Nantucket are mentioned
9. Someone gives him hell about the Revolutionary War
10. McDonald's is mentioned (Bonus points if it's fanart including Ronald McDonald)
11. Wild West America is depicted as younger than Revolutionary War America
12. Any of his character songs are mentioned
13. Someone calls him fat
14. Someone calls him stupid (Bonus points if it's England screaming "BAKA!")
15. He forgets Canada (wait, who?)
16. Fanart shows him with an eagle
17. His famous laugh is mentioned
18. An America AMV has a country song (bonus points if it's by Carrie Underwood)
19. An America AMV uses American Idiot (Green Day)
20. An America AMV uses Hero (Skillet)
21. An Americ
Welcome Home - DrarryI walked down the all too familiar street. I was surprised by how much the same everything looked despite it having been several years since I had been here. But I had my eyes on one house that towered over the others at the end of the street, a huge manor, that I knew from some experience was not nearly as unwelcoming and foreboding on the inside as it looked on the outside.Welcome Home - Drarry5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I stopped and sat down on a bench when I was maybe a block away to run over my plan. Wait plan? What plan? I had no plan! This was completely stupid. Why was I doing this? Would Draco even still love me? I still loved him, but that didn't mean that he hadn't found someone else to move on with his life with when I hadn't come back. Not wanting to think these disturbing thoughts, I sat back, closed my eyes, and let past memories wash over me, starting from Draco and my first kiss.
I was lying in a tree, eyes closed, relaxing after a grueling Potions test, when I heard a voice break through my p
Haji.Silently staring, protector of an innocent killerHaji.7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Hovering like the silent wraith he was created to be,
Eyes filled with the pain of remembrance,
Ravyn black hair curtains the doorway to the soul that is lost.
His music fills your soul, weeping with the torment of a cursed life,
Diminuendo, Rising, like the oceans waves in all their glory,
A flowing symphony of one man alone, an intoxicating chord of peace,
A medley of sorrow, a sonata of love, and a song of suffering.
A scarred shell of a cadaver, is nothing but Gods abandoned child
Battered, beaten and broken, he is nothing but a shadow,
A fragment of the man he would have been, a boy whose life was cut short,
A living reminder of memories long forgotten.
His footsteps may be silent, never echoing in the quiet nights,
His eyes watch, picking out the wanderers, the creatures, the things,
His voice drifts, caught on the soft breezes the night offers
He is the night, he is the creature gracing the shadows.
a jaw of glassyou are made of glass, lit with fireflies anda jaw of glass5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
firemen and fireflowers. i can see the heat
tremble like smoke to the black sky as you
tap on your jaw.
pearls slide to the cherry pits of your stomach,
tickled with daisies and ipecac syrup to
gut you like an oyster.
hollow boy, save the glow caught between
your transient, transparent bones- i can see
the snakes in your stomach writhing, pulled
taut and shelled like intestines, wrought like
a chain necklace about your throat.
you are gauze-between-
oh, like a butterfly locked inside its chrysalis,
oh, with cotton wings sticking as they become
viscous in the water, oh, the death of something
beautiful, more beautiful than you.
12 days of Chuck NorrisOn the first day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-only one second to flee.12 days of Chuck Norris7 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
On the second day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
On the third day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
On the fourth day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-four fractured digits,three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
On the fifth day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-FIVE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS!,four fractured digits,three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
On the sixth day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-six ribs cracked by-FIVE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS!,four fractured digits,three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
On the seventh day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-seven discs a-slipping,six ribs cracked by-FIVE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS!,four fractured digits,three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee
If Kira was one of us. Lyrics.If Kira was one of us. Lyrics.7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
What if Kira was one of us.
If God had a name
Would it be Kira
Would you let him see your face
If you were faced with him in all his stupidity
Would you correct him if he spelt your name wrong
Yeah, yeah, God is a moron.
Yeah, yeah, God isnt good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
With Ray Penbar on the bus
Trying to kill the criminals.
If God had a face would it be ugly
And would you want to see
If seeing burnt your eyes out,
Can you believe
Hes just an idiotic kid with a dream
To make life shitty.
Yeah, yeah, God is a loser.
Yeah, yeah, God is a prat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if God was one of us
The joker of the circus
People think hes dangerous
But hes just a brainless twit
Feeding Ryuk some apples.
He is friendless and all alone.
Your addicted to Runescape...You know your addicted to runescape when...Your addicted to Runescape...8 years ago in Humor More Like This
*When you go to a public bank and start yelling over and over selling pencil 200gp
*When you stand up to a murderer with a gun because you think you have protect against range
*When you get angry that men and women get suspicious about you pickpocketing them once
*You put on your mom's diamond wedding ring thinking its a ring of life and jump off a cliff
*You prowl around a graveyard with a steel hatchet in search of zombies and skeletons
*When you try to find a pick lock option on a locked door
*You report your parents for having sex as it is against jagexss code of behavior
*you challenge a bully twice your size to the wilderness when there is no wilderness and expect your clan to be there
*in the actual woods wilderness you beg a hiker to not kill you
*you stand still and not do anything for days waiting for a random event to come and give you stuff, but end up dieing from starvation
*you believe your bl
Children -READ DESC RIGHT NOW-Children -READ DESC RIGHT NOW-4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Once upon a time there was a girl named Gabbie. She was a perverted ASS(who owe's me money) who looks at yaoi till 6 in the morning weekends. One day she found a cat outside her door. It was a orange tabby cat. She named it Faggot because it was cool. When she got to the store to buy food for herself and the cat, she found a weeboo.
"KONEECHEEWAAAA MY NAME IS SEEZUUKIIII AND I THINK YOU ARE KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"
"l:C Go home weeboo"
Gabbie decides to walk over him/her/it.
When she got home she put the food down and fed Faggot. When she was finish she grabbed an ass load of food and got trapped in her room. After about 4 hours she walked out and found Faggot by her door. Faggot liked eating so much all the food in the dish (and the dish) was empty. She gave the cat the whole bag of food, went to the bathroom, and walked back to her room to watch hard core yaoi and listen to scary doll music.
And that sir, is how babies are made.
Autumn EveThis Autumn eveAutumn Eve8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
with blood stained clothes
follow me to bitter ends
My voice is ragged
Unfazed by words
and pleading eyes
for this is the night
that your lies die
The Insurmountable Quiz - Answers (Text Format)Question 1:The Insurmountable Quiz - Answers (Text Format)6 months ago in Comedy More Like This
The most visited.
Because people play it every time they die and begin the quiz from scratch.
How can a relative Universe render a particular time for anything?
What else would you live for?
In the United Kingdom there is a newspaper called "The Sun".
The only one with five letters.
It tells you the answer right there in the question.
Then again, why is candy called candy?
It's a strange word once you look closer at it.
By clicking this magical box.
Because leaving the question will stop the bomb.
Click the "i" in Tetris in the question text.
A capital i looks like the line piece from Tetris.
Because Yuki says so.
Yuki means snow. It's typically a name but it has meaning.
Click "fish" in the question text, on mouse-over it will change to "fsh".
Without an "eye", which is how you say the letter "i", this is how "fish" is said!
The Great Double-BlindI surge, I choke on the airThe Great Double-Blind7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I wave, I have no despair
nowhere and no one to go to
act two, scene two,
not all in all I seem to-
scene three, a century,
a centrurian's battle lost,
the water's getting cold
or so I'm told,
I'm bold in saying this-
I have mastered the art
a start, or so it seems,
what I mean to see,
I seem to be.
UntitledI walk along this pathUntitled8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
of purest grey
all dead now
for once they lived
greenest of leaves once engulfed their now lifeless limbs
they were once beautiful
now they stand before me
and corpse like
never to feel the warm summer breeze again
soon they will fall and be
and I will cry