The Impossible Quiz: AnswersThe Impossible Quiz: Answers5 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ ANSWERS! YOU CHEATING SWINE!
Answers in BOLD indicate Bomb questions.
1. Four (Count the holes in the words "A Polo" rather than counting the ONE hole in an actual Polo mint)
2. No, but a tin can (An old joke...)
3. K.O. (O.K. backwards)
4. Click "The Answer" in the question
5. Go around the sides of the flash and back in the other side.
6. Shallots (Shallots are small onions, and as it's a square root, the answer must be smaller)
7. An Elephant (The largest thing in real life)
8. Click the tick that appears just below the S and E.
9. The 2nd "That one" (The second answer is pointing to the third box, which was the last question's answer.)
10. False Teeth (Choose Food = Chews Food)
+ 1 SKIP!
11. n (The number 2 follows the word "December" first, and the letter 'n' follows second.)
12. Click the dot on the 'i' (it is the smallest blue dot there!)
13. F'taang (Well, they do kind of make that sound )
14. Torch (Lighter, as in visual light, not weight)
50 Awesome Chuck Norris Jokes1. Chuck Norris Was a Knight in King Arthurs Court. He was known as Sir Chandestroy50 Awesome Chuck Norris Jokes6 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
2. The chemical formula for the deadly cyanide ion is -CN. Chuck Norris has the same initials: This is no accident.
3. Chuck Norris, were he ever to fight himself in some strange space-time paradox, would always win. Period.
4. People invented the car to get away from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
5. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and hit himself in the back of the head And block it.
6. When Chuck Norris does push-ups, hes not pushing himself up, hes pushing the earth down.
7. In office settings, you should not ask Chuck Norris for a Three-Hole Punch.
8. Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
9. Chuck Norris had his tonsils removed with a
France and Joan of Arc - Until ForeverFrance and Joan of Arc - Until Forever1 year ago in Romance More Like This
A light breeze went by as the nobleman approached the vast field of engraved stone. A bouquet was in hand as he walked along the pavement by the lea, until straying into the grass and stopped under a lone monolith underneath an oak tree.
Several leaves and dust was swept carefully from the stone's cold surface revealing a name avoided for a while.
The bouquet of irises were placed gently before the grave and he leaned against the tree.
"How long has it been, my friend?"
He closed his eyes and let out a sigh. He never dared to come here for centuries.
But he was there now.
"Where do I begin? It seems like forever..."
It was unusual, this relationship. A mortal and a being that not even is man, but simply a country.
He was just that. Simply a country.
She on the other hand, was a hero. A soldier determined to win back her country from the English. A saint. Someone loved by many. Or maybe all...
"How different it is today than way back. Still, I wouldn'
The Slender ManEver since I got to the run down little town where my Dad and my step-mom moved to, I've felt a tug in the back of my mind, drawing me towards the bush nearby. It was like a sweet voice just calling my name, wishing me to join it. For the first few months I ignored it, but it became stronger and stronger until everything else was drowned out. It controlled my thoughts during the day and flooded my dreams during the nightThe Slender Man6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
I eventually succumbed to the desire and followed its call. I wandered through the bush, the voice getting louder and louder until I could bear it no longer. I fell to the ground screaming in pain. The voice abruptly stopped and I looked up in wonder and relief, curious as to where the voice had led me. I realized I was at the mouth of a cave. I looked around to see where I was and saw nothing but bush everywhere. Everything looked the same no matter where I turned. I panicked and tried to remember what I had been taught if your lost in the bush. My dad always said fin
Haji.Silently staring, protector of an innocent killerHaji.8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Hovering like the silent wraith he was created to be,
Eyes filled with the pain of remembrance,
Ravyn black hair curtains the doorway to the soul that is lost.
His music fills your soul, weeping with the torment of a cursed life,
Diminuendo, Rising, like the oceans waves in all their glory,
A flowing symphony of one man alone, an intoxicating chord of peace,
A medley of sorrow, a sonata of love, and a song of suffering.
A scarred shell of a cadaver, is nothing but Gods abandoned child
Battered, beaten and broken, he is nothing but a shadow,
A fragment of the man he would have been, a boy whose life was cut short,
A living reminder of memories long forgotten.
His footsteps may be silent, never echoing in the quiet nights,
His eyes watch, picking out the wanderers, the creatures, the things,
His voice drifts, caught on the soft breezes the night offers
He is the night, he is the creature gracing the shadows.
Yokai X: Chimera ep 2The heavy morning star was heading towards Moka, who was frozen stiff with fear, knowing that this was probably her last moments on Earth and seeing Tsukune, she saw Tsukune's mouth move but it was full of silence, in fact the only sound she could hear was her heartbeat. She clenched her eyes shut for the final blow to land, the one her life.Yokai X: Chimera ep 23 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"What the hell?" Moka heard Kokoa shouted, opening her eyes she saw an ice pillar blocking the morning star "Mizore?" Moka asked. "Not exactly" a boy said, there standing behind Moka was a group of teenager roughly her age. "Alright team, we have to treat this like a danger room session; the objecting is to stun our target and try to minimize the damage, Colossus, Shadowcat and Havok, take the left; Rogue, Gambit, Jubilee the right and Angel, Wolfsbane and I have the middle" the main boy said as the group split up into the three teams. "Who are they?" Moka asked confused.
"A small group of a much larger force that fight for acceptance a
Welcome Home - DrarryI walked down the all too familiar street. I was surprised by how much the same everything looked despite it having been several years since I had been here. But I had my eyes on one house that towered over the others at the end of the street, a huge manor, that I knew from some experience was not nearly as unwelcoming and foreboding on the inside as it looked on the outside.Welcome Home - Drarry6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I stopped and sat down on a bench when I was maybe a block away to run over my plan. Wait plan? What plan? I had no plan! This was completely stupid. Why was I doing this? Would Draco even still love me? I still loved him, but that didn't mean that he hadn't found someone else to move on with his life with when I hadn't come back. Not wanting to think these disturbing thoughts, I sat back, closed my eyes, and let past memories wash over me, starting from Draco and my first kiss.
I was lying in a tree, eyes closed, relaxing after a grueling Potions test, when I heard a voice break through my p
a jaw of glassyou are made of glass, lit with fireflies anda jaw of glass6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
firemen and fireflowers. i can see the heat
tremble like smoke to the black sky as you
tap on your jaw.
pearls slide to the cherry pits of your stomach,
tickled with daisies and ipecac syrup to
gut you like an oyster.
hollow boy, save the glow caught between
your transient, transparent bones- i can see
the snakes in your stomach writhing, pulled
taut and shelled like intestines, wrought like
a chain necklace about your throat.
you are gauze-between-
oh, like a butterfly locked inside its chrysalis,
oh, with cotton wings sticking as they become
viscous in the water, oh, the death of something
beautiful, more beautiful than you.
The Insurmountable Quiz - Answers (Text Format)Question 1:The Insurmountable Quiz - Answers (Text Format)1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
The most visited.
Because people play it every time they die and begin the quiz from scratch.
How can a relative Universe render a particular time for anything?
What else would you live for?
In the United Kingdom there is a newspaper called "The Sun".
The only one with five letters.
It tells you the answer right there in the question.
Then again, why is candy called candy?
It's a strange word once you look closer at it.
By clicking this magical box.
Because leaving the question will stop the bomb.
Click the "i" in Tetris in the question text.
A capital i looks like the line piece from Tetris.
Because Yuki says so.
Yuki means snow. It's typically a name but it has meaning.
Click "fish" in the question text, on mouse-over it will change to "fsh".
Without an "eye", which is how you say the letter "i", this is how "fish" is said!
12 days of Chuck NorrisOn the first day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-only one second to flee.12 days of Chuck Norris8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
On the second day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
On the third day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
On the fourth day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-four fractured digits,three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
On the fifth day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-FIVE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS!,four fractured digits,three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
On the sixth day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-six ribs cracked by-FIVE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS!,four fractured digits,three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee.
On the seventh day of Christmas,Chuck Norris gave to me-seven discs a-slipping,six ribs cracked by-FIVE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS!,four fractured digits,three rabbit punches,two broke knees,and only one second to flee
Boys Like GirlsBoys Like Girls8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
You were my Thunder so I needed to make The Great Escape on a Holiday. I was Heels Over Head for you, now Im Learning To Fall because it was just Me, You, and My Medication. You were just a Dance Hall Drug, made me feel On Top Of the World, like we were Hero/Heroine, saving each other. Now its Five Minutes to Midnight and Im just a Broken Man.
Dry Clean OnlyDry Clean Only10 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
There is nothing on earth I abhor more than laundry day. It is the eater of a thousand productive hours, the devourer of days on end. Each moment of procrastination, from the point at which you first start looking very carefully at a shirt that any rational person would discredit as dirty, to the point where you no longer have any other underwear to turn inside out feeds the beast, waiting for that enviable day off, when you naively think to yourself:
"Well, I've got a little time to kill, might as well do a little laundry."
Next thing you know, it's 10 years later and the man who used to be the kid next door is going through your pockets, and has already taken the time to write "GONAD" on your forehead in sharpie, and the most interesting thing about you, is your bumper stickers.
Save a cow, eat a vegetarian
My wife's other car is a broom
Osama loves your SUV
Laundry day has consumed your youth.
Multiply your dread by ten if you have to leave the sanctity of your house to launder your
I am YouLife spoke to the void.I am You5 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
"Why do so many hate me? Yet they cling so tightly to my cloak."
Death spoke to the void.
"I am accursed and feared by so many. Yet they all come to me in the end."
Joy spoke to the void.
"I am pursued by all. Yet they find me so elusive."
Hope asked the void:
"Why am I both held so tightly and thrown so easily away?"
War spoke to the void.
"I am what they hate. Yet they cannot live without me."
Peace spoke to the void.
"I am sought by all. Yet they have never found me"
Innocence asked the void:
"Why am I both the first they have and the first they lose?"
Strife asked the void:
"Why am I the one that they hate to love? Yet they still do so love me."
Intellect said to the void:
"I lead them further toward salvation. Yet I also lead them toward destruction."
Madness asked the void:
"Why are those blessed by me the only ones to see the truth?"
Sanity asked the void:
"Why am I both the lense to see and the fog obscuring?"
Sleep said the the void:
"I am necessary to
Children -READ DESC RIGHT NOW-Children -READ DESC RIGHT NOW-4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Once upon a time there was a girl named Gabbie. She was a perverted ASS(who owe's me money) who looks at yaoi till 6 in the morning weekends. One day she found a cat outside her door. It was a orange tabby cat. She named it Faggot because it was cool. When she got to the store to buy food for herself and the cat, she found a weeboo.
"KONEECHEEWAAAA MY NAME IS SEEZUUKIIII AND I THINK YOU ARE KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"
"l:C Go home weeboo"
Gabbie decides to walk over him/her/it.
When she got home she put the food down and fed Faggot. When she was finish she grabbed an ass load of food and got trapped in her room. After about 4 hours she walked out and found Faggot by her door. Faggot liked eating so much all the food in the dish (and the dish) was empty. She gave the cat the whole bag of food, went to the bathroom, and walked back to her room to watch hard core yaoi and listen to scary doll music.
And that sir, is how babies are made.
If Kira was one of us. Lyrics.If Kira was one of us. Lyrics.8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
What if Kira was one of us.
If God had a name
Would it be Kira
Would you let him see your face
If you were faced with him in all his stupidity
Would you correct him if he spelt your name wrong
Yeah, yeah, God is a moron.
Yeah, yeah, God isnt good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
With Ray Penbar on the bus
Trying to kill the criminals.
If God had a face would it be ugly
And would you want to see
If seeing burnt your eyes out,
Can you believe
Hes just an idiotic kid with a dream
To make life shitty.
Yeah, yeah, God is a loser.
Yeah, yeah, God is a prat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if God was one of us
The joker of the circus
People think hes dangerous
But hes just a brainless twit
Feeding Ryuk some apples.
He is friendless and all alone.
Smile foreverHer smile turning, damped by her fearsSmile forever6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Happy moments clouded with tears
She is broken
Time to welcome death
A frown turning, I've crushed my fears
My life's a happy moment, I no longer shed tears
Life changed after death
I start anew
UntitledI walk along this pathUntitled9 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
of purest grey
all dead now
for once they lived
greenest of leaves once engulfed their now lifeless limbs
they were once beautiful
now they stand before me
and corpse like
never to feel the warm summer breeze again
soon they will fall and be
and I will cry
The Great Double-BlindI surge, I choke on the airThe Great Double-Blind8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I wave, I have no despair
nowhere and no one to go to
act two, scene two,
not all in all I seem to-
scene three, a century,
a centrurian's battle lost,
the water's getting cold
or so I'm told,
I'm bold in saying this-
I have mastered the art
a start, or so it seems,
what I mean to see,
I seem to be.