The 'Oh-Ten' Gazette V1 I1The "Oh-Ten" Gazette
Your source for everything that's not happening in Freshman IB
Volume 1, Issue 1
You Know You're in Freshman IB When. . .
•A test in every class in one day doesn't scare you.
•You distract yourself in your two math classes by playing games on your calculator.
•Multitasking comes naturally to you.
•Procrastination comes naturally to you.
•The homework's due in less than twelve hours . . . but you still haven't started nine out of the ten pages.
•Lunch is a prime location to do homework or study for the test next period.
•The bus is a prime location to do homework or study for the test next period.
•Your bus is essentially silent in the morning. You have to get some sleep outside of class, after all.
•You stopped listening in Chemistry in first Quarter.
•A sticker on the test you just got back excites you.
•You're eternally prejudiced against young, blonde teachers.
•The sight of pink elbows will forever give you nightmares of communists forcing
Relationship Guidedeusprogrammer's Guide to Relationships:Relationship Guide9 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
About the Author: deusprogrammer has gone to the University of Relationships and Car Salesmanship for over 4 minutes and graduated top of his class with honors from a class of two. He has also lived alternative lives as a woman and a microwave pizza. So thus he is properly qualified to speak for both sexes and he is down to 2 men (needing 20 more coins before he gets a 1up).
As a child he regularly slept, ate things and went to various schools of varying difficulty and location. Finally he graduated only to work at a gas station in some state. Then he did a bunch of stuff and wrote this book.
-Don't use this book if pregnant or nursing.
-May cause anal hemorrhaging.
-May contain peanuts.
-Do not taunt this book.
-Don't read it if you can't take a joke (take this one seriously).
So, you just bought one of those shiny new relationships everyone has been talking
CuriousityMom and Dad didnt used to believe in time out. I dont know why they suddenly decided to startI didnt do anything wrong. Its all Lotties fault.Curiousity8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Lottie and I are twins. Were supposed to be the same. But then she got brainwashed by all those girly TV shows, and now all she wants to do is talk about and play with stuffed animals and dolls. Before she watched all those Barbie movies, we used to hang out in the old oak tree all day, or make forts, or read to each other upside-down. Now we have tea parties. Tea parties! Do you know what you do at a tea party? You sit around making up what all the dolls and stuffed animals say, and give yourself a stomachache drinking all the tea. Whats the point of having a tea party with objects that cant even consume the tea? Moreover, whats more fun about that than climbing trees? Lottie says some day Ill understand. I say shes stupid.
We used to want to be secret agents. Now she wants
SoA- Ch 1 final draftSoA- Ch 1 final draft12 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter 1- "One of Many"
Ránëv dropped the stiletto knife on the floor, calmly watching the little rivulets of crimson run down her arm and drop from the end of her delicate fingertips. The drops made perfect little circles upon the hardwood floor of her bedroom, perfect little tears. She clenched her jaw, though not from any kind of pain, and leaned back on her bed, careful not to get any of the scarlet on her perfect white quilt. Her jade green eyes she then turned to the ceiling which was decorated in a hundred little glow-in-the-dark stars all arranged to mirror the shapes of constellations.
She hadn't done it. No more than she had done so last time. Every time she tried, her mother's words echoed in her mind, softly spoken on the day she died in the hospital. Her voice had been soft, and an angelic smile had graced the woman's face, making her appear ten years younger and without a single care in the world. "The hardest thing about life, Rain, my angel, is living i